QI XL G15 - Green

[LeoGJardim]

Jeremy Clarkson is among my least favorite QI guest

[Raznor83]

vegetarian is actually very old slang and it means: the village idiot who can't hunt :P

[jonnyrisas]

man...what the hell is this popular belief that eating meat makes you healthy....

im a vegetarian, im doing fine and i know many vegas who are WAY more healthy than many meat eaters...and there are many vegan pro athletes JEREMY.....

[whitebeam]

@jonnyrisas I guess people confuse meat eating being "more" healthy with meat eating being easier in the sense that you don't really have to put much effort into taking care of eating proteins and such, unless you're some type of cheese/bean lover. :)

[jonnyrisas]

@whitebeam i guess

[atjnAdfhhjea]

Lol, exploding bats.

[slack3rb1tch]

Me and my friends used to chase cows and make them stampede when we were young, they're total pussies and nothing to be scared of.

[TOMHYLE88]

@slack3rb1tch They've been bred to that (and stupidity) intentionally. Wild cattle are among the most belligerent and dangerous of animals where ever they exist.

[speebyda]

Jeremy Clarkson has no friends. Well he is an absolute prick so of course.

[IoEstasCedonta]

Yes, but what was Adam's last name?

[iamXSTEALTHZX]

Funny how Jeremy says nothing happens at 8 when thats the time Top Gear starts :D

[TornadoCreator]

@iamXSTEALTHZX

Yeah but Jeremy already knows what happens so he's unlikely to want to watch Top Gear.

[LoneEllimist]

Any reason why this episode has funny cuts in it?

[izzygem97]

@LoneEllimist By the looks of it this is from dave and it has ad breaks in it and the cuts are when they put an ad break in. (i think)

[rank666]

I motorized my tortoise by putting it in the back of my car

[minkiyellow]

A tortoise with a spoiler.

[ThePppp2]

Only 18,281 views? Sensually Sensual ;)

[S45or1]

I get stoked every time Alan doesn't lose. :D

[stevanoviets]

How Bill says "hoer" for hes new system... Hoer means whore in dutch in a bad way... greetings from Netherlands :D

[realheavylevi]

Interesting is that at the minute 36 Jeremy decides to turn off one of the screens! why not do it from the beginning? They only had 7 minutes left from the show! And they moved with their backs to the still working one so Jeremy had to turn to see some pictures about golf. They could have turn off the lights on the big yellow i in the middle along with the green magnifying glasses that where cast onto the floor with two reflectors. Just saying :)

[Tinaroo]

Danny Baker is the most entertaining I've seem him in this show and he is still the only one I wish would just shut up.

[TomFynn]

"e-waste workers" Now *there's* an euphemism...

[tramdude]

Why didn't Stephen mention they ended up in the order of how they finished? Bailey first on the left all the way down to Clarkson fourth place on the right? I found that humorous

[UberMan5000]

James May should be on this show at some point, he's the best guy I heard of that can be hilarious while saying boring things.

[WalterLiddy]

Red Bull and eggnog!

[WalterLiddy]

Clarkson's comment about the US keeping info from the Bangladeshis in the event of a signal from space shows he's misunderstood the point of the declaration SETI made. The whole idea is that these people contact one-another around the world BEFORE the government specifically so that no nation can acquire exclusivity to the signal. Still I agree with him the whole thing is probably moot. We may never receive a signal.

[TheJrdecker]

Thanks, NickfromFulham!

[Nickvification]

They should send the motorized tortoise around the TopGear test track.

[Tskimmo]

do you think QI is keeping alot of these guys in work

[mrpolaroid123]

@Tskimmo What's more important is a lot of these guys are keeping US entertained.

[PointsofData]

I want a motorized tortoise.

[TheClawedMonster]

IMHOTEP

[truthisfallacy]

Poor Bill and his flat cat. :C

[DeLorean4]

Stephen is looking rather slim in this episode.

[naryanr]

@DeLorean4 Hmm. Your'e right.

[ryama86]

killer cows of norlfolk aghhhhhh

[14597ojai]

Hah! 6,532 hits?!

Why, a million shy I say!!

Bah!

[Hdogization]

It shows 4192 hits when I opened this excellent episode of my fav tv- program. By the way Fry's {debut} novel is one to look out for to read, taste, smell and to take in as a new world of words. Cheers S.F. can't wait for a new written wonder when your ink hits paper.....

[TheSouthsidestrangle]

who else opened up an old mobile after watching this?

[Ciupakapra]

3,833 views? Preposterous!

[mattovell]

@Ciupakapra I suspect foul play! It says 3833 for me too!

[hello01582]

3,632 views? Staggeringly Small!

[SirDruhHu]

Only 3,347 views? Indignante!

[ClamDiggyDiggy]

If I had a tortoise, I would attach a helicopter rotor to it. :D

[spoony2795]

Only 3,214 views Wrecklessly Wrong

[SpanishScion]

@spoony2795 *Klaxon* Oh, very sorry, but "Recklessly is not spelled with a W. Wickedly Wrong, I think, would be a better phrase.

[SpanishScion]

@SpanishScion *Another Klaxon* Should not have forgotten those quotation marks...

[SomethingIsEatingMe]

Stephen Fry = <3

[tomato3456]

Only 3,186 views? Obscenely outlandish!

[the2crowrox]

"non", rather

[the2crowrox]

Only 3,183 views? Novum nom!

[chribbatt]

Only 3,183 views? Maddeningly Mortifying!

[AdelaideAlicia]

Only 3,176 views? Laughably ludicrous!

[panzerrat]

Only 2,971 views? Astoundingly Asinine!

[Forkuh]

Only 2,848 views? Rather rediculous!

[warbot50]

Only 2,716 views? Patently preposterous!

[McFearsome2]

Only 2,273 views? Outrageous!

[bismarckyjag]

Only 2,220 views? Stupendously Stupifying!

[sandwichtaster]

Only 1,751 views? Incomprehensibly Improbable.

[IvoXSophie]

Only 1,573 views? OUTRAGOUSLY OUTRAGOUS

[TheOperaPhanatic]

Only 1,464 views? Absolutely absurd!

[Merrida100]

Only 1,052 views? Unimaginably unusual!

[birdbarrett]

On the plus side, of the 985 views (complete balderdash), they are clearly good folk because there are still zero dislikes.

[nobatadared]

Only 976 views? Unintelligibly gerfunklemunpkin!

[gmoney66]

Only 934 views? Undoubtedly Preposterous!

[RedJimmy3]

Only 906 views? Unconscionably absurd!

[Sabre809]

Let me settle this....THIS VIDEO NEEDS MORE VIEWS!

[Daskeat]

Only 880 views? Outrageous!

[Goosecocksucker69]

Only 776 views? Green!

[KingTaskan]

Only 724 views? Outrageous!

[DjDakanaz]

Only 718 views? Outrageous!

[ChadsAcc]

Only 630 views? Outrageous!

[Nasite]

Only 563 views? Outrageous!

[johnnyA91]

Only 353 views? Outrageous!

[nikkienisis]

Only 280 views? Outrageous!

[Parkerkun]

Only 33 views? Outrageous!