Fat Man opens the chardonay conversation with dad

[Dorisequador]

Two people had a dream of Marriage $25,000 Wedding.

Got a house family van and then had kids. $100,000 Back in the day.

35 years Later wishing they never met and are stuck raising this one kid till they die.

PRICELESS!

[Snorthington]

2:41 'My alcaholism cannot wait dad!'

[Finalmakoz91]

There is no Troll that can stop him ???

[kds242]

KEEP FUCKIN WITH IT YOU'LL FUCK IT UP

DAMN YA LISTEN YA LITTLE FUCKER!

IT'LL BACK UP IF YA DO THAT CHRIS... YOU'LL DESTROY IT!!!!

NOW LEAVE IT ALONE WHILE I FIND YOU A CORKSCREW

AND

ILL

TAKE

MY

TIME

DOOOINIT!!

[BloodEagle729]

@kds242 Did anyone else find it hysterical when his dad calls him a "little" fucker?

[DonnerPartyofYUM]

Holy shit, Chris, give me your address so I can send you a bottle opener. I'd rather see you plug up the bathroom sink, smash the bottle in it, add a few ice cubes, and suck up the wine through a CRAZY straw. By the way, your dad has the most annoying voice I have ever heard. Literally.

[Gemmalouiselea]

still watching you after 3 years Chris xx

[Immaculate387]

Why is that retarded fat ass bum who never worked a day in his life trying to a open a bottle of white wine with a butter knife? No wonder his father is yelling threats at him.

[Ln192]

@Immaculate387 fuck you hatter

[Ln192]

''WE'LL JUST DO IT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY'' *jams a goddamn knife into a cork* Goddamn Chris...

[TheMetallkylling]

Excuse me while I do a few situps.

[Jurassicprince]

I don't know. I know it's his fault, as he can't control his eating... but I wanna cry, almost, when I see this. I feel bad for him.

[SKUMBAG89]

wtf am i watching o.o lol

[Pentdad]

This is Fatman at his prime. He had the entertainment world at his feet in 2009.

[MajorIronwood]

@Pentdad 2009 was a good year for Fatman.

[Pentdad]

@MajorIronwood I was told Fatman started losing credibility when he started demanding money, when it became all about the money rather than the grossout fun. This video of his Dad in the background will go down in history as his best in my opinion. Is fatman really unpopular these days?

[MajorIronwood]

@Pentdad It's a mixed opinion. This was apart of a great phase, the alcoholism phase. 2009 was a great year for Fatman. The year ended in a bang when he was constantly doing videos and live shows for a week straight during Thanksgiving of that year. I call this the "golden week" since we got a lot of good content out of him.

[Pentdad]

@MajorIronwood can you give me a quick update dude on the current situation?

[MajorIronwood]

@Pentdad He's still living with his parents. Don't know what else to tell you.

[MarlboroKnightHawk]

"MY ALCOHOLISM CANNOT WAIT DAD!!!"

Lol that's how I am with my parents about cigarettes.

[MCIzawa]

his dad is a cartoon character

[kds242]

"you're gainin even more chris and that ain't good"

[BOKNOWSCOMPUTERS]

tell fatmans dad to stop being mean to fatman

[InfiniteRhombus]

on the rocks

[simplekindofgirl720]

His dad has the most annoying voice I have ever heard...it's literally like nails on a chalkboard >.<

[kds242]

"WE WANTCHA OUTTA HERE CHRIS YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENIN TO US ANYMORE"

[Thorgnzorrg]

"You're getting too much weight on you."

"Awww yeah. Big tits folks."

[nikolas88]

Why does Fatman's dad care so much about how Fatman opens a bottle of chardonnay?

[kds242]

@nikolas88 general principal, they're probably fed up because he has been so completely useless for so long... it's not so much the bottle of chardonnay it's more or less a compound of everything he's done and said for the last 25 years

[progmetal1456]

Fatman's dad screaming and yelling would make an excellent sound board to use as a prank call somewhere. Someone needs to make it happen

[MrMaryJanes]

This guy should give lessons how how to scare off women.

[disbandedNinja]

this is my absolute favorite fatman video. hope he comes back soon so i can see a live show.

[jeffmcguire2003]

fat man wareing a little house

[matforsbon]

This family has interesting characters for a good reality tv show, in the same class as the Osbournes

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

My mom doesn't even yell at me like that and I'm only 14. This motivates me to do better in school.

[Andrelecount1]

I think thats why hes fat...his father doesnt care

[Instigator52]

who is his dad talking to that he called them little

[GamerfulCody]

Christian, move out... you're too old to be your parents burden.

[verial]

his house is hell

[JimmyHopkins2]

eat ur dad lmao

[vinbroccoli]

Here's to giving up on life folks.

[Agent1W]

I LOL'D about his dad!

[FREAKNIZZLE100]

how old is fatman?

[withrespect90]

@FREAKNIZZLE100 30 years old :)

[minion734]

opening that bottle was probably the most exercise Fatman got all year.

[mistypheonix]

this just makes me want to cry

[mechan9]

fatman, could you post some videos of your dad going nuts? I mean can you actually get him on camera?

[jcinzahouse]

hahah he sounds like bob and doug mackenzies parents

[avatarion]

his parents are equally insanse.

[GNAA9000]

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY TITS! HAHA I LOVE CHRIS

[074Jesse]

I love this one.... im going to buy chardonnay one day

[kanatapaw]

his parents are the culpret for his up bringing seriously not good 

[lasugarfig]

I guess you really have to give him props in a way. He fared as well as anyone else I've seen get stuck without a corkscrew. And really, he didn't want to wait for his crazy dad to keep bitching and get around to finding the corkscrew, so he took matters into his own hands.

I love how his character is somewhat endearing in a way. lol

[htothemtotheh]

oh and your dad sounds like a angry cartoon charactor from the 3 stoogies and you sound like a fucking retarded kid get yourself together asshole and stop embarsing yourself fuckig loser

[htothemtotheh]

PART 2 FOLKS HEY FOLKS OK FOLKS! shut the fuck up fat ass

[DylanJamesBerthelot]

holy shit wtf

[2291chainsaw]

u should wear a shirt in next vid please because if ur other vids are like this they are probs pretty funny but its hard to watch

[donovan5120]

i check almost everyday for new videos. awesome

[tgbandroid17]

hes soo fat!

[Robotikz]

ill get it open when i get to it... YOOOOOOU WAAAIIttttt!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[DankWin]

"you stupid son of a bitch" lmfao

[FREAKNIZZLE100]

fatman's dad - "your putting on too much weight chris, that aint good."

FATMAN - "ah, yeahhh..."

Fatman's dad: "That aint good chris, your going to die.

Fatman - "Big tits folks.."

lol.

[Pentdad]

@FREAKNIZZLE100 haha i love fatman

[krimBHD]

Canandians... are so weird. :\

[jfyvneld]

@krimBHD

This guy is American.

[RetroDude93]

I'm surprised he can't even get up without struggling!

[xdarknick]

have you lost a few 100 tons

[csdtrl]

By far the most popular video in the Fat Man series to date.

[dampbob]

"We want you out of here Christian, you dont even listen to us anymore" God, this guy is so sad. And he doesn't even realise it.

[scorchedsound]

What a fucked up family. Both his parents are psychopath's. Chris is the only one who just laughs at them and oddly enough he comes across as the 'sane one'.

[marriedchick26]

This video makes me sad. It is painfully obvious that "fatman" is at least slightly learning disabled and his dad is so verbally abusive. I hope that this young man finds a better path in life.

[nady22]

Chris is and adult. His Dad should be talking to him like that. Chris obviously has zero respect for his parents and should be kicked out. Sounds like Chris' brother turned out ok if you hear him on the other videos so I doubt his parents are abusive.

[Southpawuppercut]

this video was already win 10 seconds in

"im gonna try to get into this mothafuckin bottle"

[ieodksnw787]

wow, sad family. Dude, you need some help. Get off the internet, it's gonna kill you. The way you make "I quit" videos. Reminds me of the thousands of times I made similar vows to quit smoking. Still smoking.

[Nintendoman2020]

Fatman's dad finally realizes it. 3:11

[icergb]

Failed?

How decisive can you be?

[averagejoecanuck]

Wow....his dad is really abusive. I don't think I have ever heard such a high degree of psychological abuse. His father has failed and its obvious he failed as a parent and Chris failed as a son. I think they both need councilling.

[amarah89]

There are so many fucking things wrong with this video.

[Pizzabloke]

@amarah89 like what ? name a few!

[justinlikesprototype]

did yall know all the food fatman keeps in the flaps of his fat could feed 100 familys for months

[Gemmalouiselea]

love you fat man xxxx

[Dice562]

use a screw driver and a hammer

[barbedwirebat111]

is he autistic?

[Kleurrijke]

Your so fucking fat you should think stop drinking and train a bit instead. Funny to see you go though you should get the fuck out of your parents hourse what are you 30 years old now ? This is quite lame get a life buddy it's not too late ...

[Gemmalouiselea]

love fat man he is the man :)

[Gemmalouiselea]

Funny vid,fatman is a true genius and so is his dad.I love it when his dad goes mental at him for being impatient looool xx good work fat man

[2stepsteve]

If i had tits that big i'd be feeling them right now

[PenisUndHodenFolter]

supreme art folks !

[ijasop]

i'd like to see fat man jam that knife into umoxi's skull

[okusachink]

Fatman is a straight up G in this video.

[Duck1985]

ah man....

[browland1]

Technically, the dad is insulting his wife by calling Chris a son of a bitch. I'll bet Fatman's dad slept on the couch that night.

[johnhess45]

lol my alchoholism cannot wait dad

[mygamespeaks23]

"little wood in it" - LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO

[WallabeeDeviant89]

disturbing...

[LabiaLicker1]

Motherroot! This is you isn`t it? ya sad fat bloated gay faggot fuck? That or ya gay lover,you fat useless piece of shit. Just read ya reply to my comment on JJvideo. This is ya cum-uppence ya thick retard. At least I`ve coupled with a woman,ya blobby gay fat fuck

[motherroot]

not in my wildest dreams will I come close to this supreme fatness.

[Darkiver]

Fat Man's dad is E-40.

[fogn1]

haha i wish there were more videos with fatmans dad yelling at him. its actually pretty surprising that there arent when hes drunk and yelling in the bathtub puking and shitting all over himself.

Aww yeah folks

[isqfan]

"Now you're gonna be on the internet swearing at me". What, is somebody going to call child protective services?

Also,how do these psychos afford a house, flatscreen, Xbox 360, etc.? This family is straight outta People Under the Stairs.

[Thaleus]

Poop Under the Stairs. Hahahaha.

[bag101]

@isqfan It's a shitty prefab house in the suburbs of Rutland.

[orangejuice5000]

funny as hell, folks!

[ultimatefranklin]

Fatman's the king of his castle!

[jasop616]

notice how fatman's parents are both nuts? he's a product of his environment, folks. jeremy managed to turn out not-as-crazy as his brother

[fatmanmirrorsagain]

@jasop616 Jeremy thinks aliens taught humans "clothing".

I'm serious, ask him.

[Gemmalouiselea]

@fatmanmirrorsagain Fat man i love you x

[odessa3003]

is this video about how this stupid fat boy cannot open a bottle ?very stupidity video

[motherroot]

this post owns

[Rolpentraldent]

His parents probably have never been strict enough with him. I think.

[jasop616]

rolp, do you troll youtube looking for arguments?

[Rolpentraldent]

nope.

[Audiophile28]

Good lord, I thought this shit was so funny...until I heard his dad. No wonder this boy looks the way he does, his dad's a fucking abusive prick. Anyway, it's still pretty funny. ;)

[Rolpentraldent]

you would go crazy or as you put it "abusive" too if your son was a 30 year old annoying Fat Man who OWNS your goddamn living room and has his fatass there the ENTIRE time, playing video games, staying up all night, eating and drinking and showcasing his supreme fatness to the FOLKS!

[Audiophile28]

I highly doubt that his dad's behavior just now became this way. Both of his parents seem batshit crazy when they're screaming at him. If they want him out, then kick him out. I agree that he needs to grow up and move on with his life somewhere outside of his parent's living room, but no one at all is holding him accountable. Calling him a fat ass and screaming at him is only going to make him even fatter. Good for you that you never endured verbal abuse and don't know what it can do to someone.

[Audiophile28]

And before you go off on me some more, I said that the way this family treats each other has caused SOME of FM's issues. I more than realize that Fatman has the ability to change things in his life. I just feel sorry for him and really everyone involved. If you don't agree with me, that's fine. You can view it your way and I'll view it mine. I'd rather not argue over a person that neither of us will ever meet. lawls, it ain;t that serious.

[Rolpentraldent]

Relax :). I agree with most of your points, I just said nothing is black and white as some want to view this. I do agree that Fatman's Dad must take responsibility too, I just said that I am nowhere near surprised that he is acting the way he does at times, cause it isnt a good situation, having Fat Man in his living room doing the things he does.

[Audiophile28]

Fatman would likely make me snap as well. lol I agree.

[Rolpentraldent]

and he is not a boy, but a goddamn grown up fucker just as his dad puts it. I hate you folks who hate his dad that much. Am I alone who is not biast ? I dont think you have to blame Paul. Fatman has a very strong annoying personality, he isnt a saint either FOLKS! I like him dont get me wrong but Fatman is, lets face it, very difficult to bear!!

[Audiophile28]

Wow, tell me how you really feel! It's absurd to "hate" me for simply commenting on what others have noticed as well. In my opinion, his dad has serious anger and emotional issues (as does fatman, wonder why?) and his anger has more than likely contributed to some of FM's low self-esteem and obesity. Also, his parents ALLOW HIM to live there and eat there and to never have one ounce of responsibility ever. I don't hate his dad but I think that his parents need to take some blame as well.

[Spelonker]

I love how the father's like "You're gaining too much weight Chris" WHEN HE'S BEEN THAT FUCKING FAT FOR YEARS!

[jamesrudess]

i think i've watched this at least 6 times already. easily one of the greatest fatman videos in history.

"ah yeah... big tits folks"

[fatmanmirrorsagain]

I like how his dad says "knife" around 2:37.

[Cybernator]

This is quite possibly one of THE best fatman videos ever!

[DukeNukem2020]

No wonder Chris is obese, his dad shows no love. lol.

[knockerhead6]

thats not his fucking dad

[DukeNukem2020]

This video is awesome. I still can't understand what his dad says most of the time since it sounds like he's babbling. Did anyone else see the "Flood" video with his dad in it? His dad looked nothing like I expected. Now we need a video where we see his mom and Jeremy.

[z2351235]

the more i watch this video the harder i laugh

[Rolpentraldent]

same here!!! Isnt it one of the best Fatman video ever? :)

"GET ME A GODDAMN CORKSCREW"

[fatmanmirrorsagain]

@Rolpentraldent Makeshift corkscrew = Stab it with a butter knife.

[MajorIronwood]

@z2351235 Me too.

[milkygear]

chris should kill his dad

[newmondo]

This is the greatest fatman video ever

[MajorIronwood]

3:02. Now his dad finally tells him...

[Rolpentraldent]

The best Fatman video, EVER! Well, this and the banned one :))

[esparagus0879]

Haha I seriously want to see how his dad looks like, What do you guys imagine him to be like?

[fatmanmirrorsagain]

His dad is in the video "Fat mans dad talks about the flood" on this account.

[Southpawuppercut]

Its Paul's fault for not getting the proper God Damn equipment in the house.

[jpz38t]

now i know why fatman hates his life so much

[Rolpentraldent]

why??

[fatmanmirrorsagain]

@Rolpentraldent his parents don't have ANY PROPER EQUIPMENT AROUND THERE!

[Rolpentraldent]

PURE GOLD FOLKS ! PURE GOLD!!!

[LeighMcGrath]

"Aw yeah folks."

[fatmanmirrorsagain]

His alcoholism CAN NOT WAIT!

[Odium1981]

Augh yeah.. i don't know how many times i've enjoyed these last videos.. they are pure gold. Fatmans father is funnier than he realize.

[fatmanmirrorsagain]

Yeah, his dad doesn't ruin the videos of all. He makes them better.

[bsmcnair]

Hollerin fatdad

[Stingray55]

Thank god you got these before he deleted his account again!