BABY'S FIRST CRAWL!

[peanutbutter3457]

Love u haha xx drrunkib idiot me hhhahahhaha

[Volleyballgrl217]

Ur son is soooooooo cute!!!

[Mirnzie]

This was my very first shaytard video!

[SPGCKKSM18FAN]

why is it that they only work on Johnson files don't they have other clients

[lankymissfashion]

so adorable how im watching this now, after seeing todays episode where rocktard is practically talking:) aahh we've all grown up with him!xx

[SomeoneBeautifulify]

2:49 Why is that thing swinging around in the doorframe?

[coolcharmedify]

@SomeoneBeautifulify its a part of rocktards bouncey thing that hangs on the door

[Kattykat49]

i love candy land!!!

[crystalkylaa]

I love how this intro includes all of the family. :)

[sehoffer]

I want to see mommytards reaction to herself all drugged up

[KrakasRAwsum]

Shay, did u date rape ur wife????

[crazyproductioning]

2 purity girls r winking at me. Hehehe

[XxBeccaBeastxX]

Woah this was a year ago??

[actresstobe1408]

watching in 2012 omg hes running now 

[StaraziaSelin66]

I just realized....I've been a fan of the Shaytards for exactly a year!! :D

[glamxglitter]

i love wasted mommytard hahah

[StevoAndAoifeStudios]

My first Shaytards vlog too! :D

[kgonzales05]

Lol this is one of my favorite vids!

[sedfelyles]

What was the one where the tv was broken and they were put in time out?

[officalmusicfan123]

Jesus! this was my first ever shaytards video :')

[skyloverbeautifulx]

ROCKTARD THE CUTEST BABY ALIVE!!!<3

[PetChucacabra]

last year when it snowed it was about 3 feet and my school was of for 2 weeks!!! I was sooooo l happy lol

[Ally8pie]

enie meny miny mo

catch a tiger on his toe

my mother will catch this one

<3

[1900rach]

My first shaytards vlog :)

[tassyrox]

My first shaytards vid! :]

[JustAlanaaa]

this was my first shaytard video too  :D

[1096livelaughlove]

Rocktard is one of the cutest babies i have ever seen... And he is a very relaxed baby too!!!

[negin0]

The robot has abs of steal. hahah

[moolia29]

Rocktard -3

[xxTROJANFANxx]

Wow, Shay was fat.

[ForGoldEternal]

you look so different!

[SalinAzmi]

i will always smile when rocktard smiles

[0pancakes0]

i miss these vlogs.even though its not even been a year. SO much has changed for the shaytards.

[SummerLove279]

oh my gosh.. i love coming back to these videos. (:

[mcortezee]

short curcit is my favorite movie

[iVietLegaccy]

Katilette is effin funny when she's on medication. LOL.

[RandomWhatVideos]

i kind od hate mommytard and carlie a little bit, because they can eat chocolate and drink milkshakes and not get fat. Their like a size 2!

[MegaTight011]

@RandomWhatVideos Well, they kinda work out a lot

[0oscenequeeno0]

@RandomWhatVideos even mommytard said this isnt the biggest shes been she gained weight on her freshman year of college if u watch the vids of her after she had rocktard you can see her and carlie workout alot..soo im shur mommytard worked to get where shes at as to carlie shes already skinny so i shur shes been like that her whole life lol

[gymnasticgirlie09]

love* not joy (;

sorry i was in the play i was mrs gloop and we sang that as ouur boowwing song and we sang at the end. My favorite song of all time!

[kevincgable]

you are awsome

[LadyBugLawlz12]

6:33 bAbytards real name

[ClubPenguinBlussie]

Rocktard=ADORABLENESS (idk if that's spelled right but who cares! :D)

[KEENANORAARON]

rocktard is so cute

[KendraRae14]

Shay, how can you not want more babies when you go back to videos like this and see how CUTE rocktard was!! He's still adorable, but really, look at his tiny baby adorableness and tell me you don't want more of that

[wifeyletteluvzu]

dude is it weird that i just watched short circut? my grandma ownz it on vhs lol its a good movie :)

[twilightfreak9634]

xD katilette is AM-NEAG-IC xD thats how u say it

[StardollConfidential]

This is an amazing intro(:

[soccercutie456]

My fav intro on shaytards :))))

[jennifer61391]

analgesic: pain medication

[FrankieisGreen4ever]

WHERE'S THE JOHNSON FILE?!

[longview1987]

@MrNewsShow i meant "drunk" katilette needs her own channel, i would subscribe in a minute!

[mitchyoswims]

i love you shay

[longview1987]

i like how 'drunk mommytard' is a reoccuring character in these vlogs, she needs her own channel! haha

[Bree51797]

:DD I love You Shaytards! <3

[Bree51797]

FTC

[FunWithJessica]

it feels like yesterday that this video was posted and rocktard was just learning to crawl. now he's 1 years old and walking.

[lindalikes2011]

they should have called the title of this video: momytard after dentist.

[AlyMMKAY8]

oh the dentist trips !! funny

[TheOfficialMG]

My first shaytards video was KIDS IN A BOX! longgg time ago(:

[bgsquiggy]

Shay--I've been with you for over two years. I also have seen the comments have

been growing pushy, mean spirited, some know it alls, and many that are so harsh with your children. YOUR REAL fans are freaked out by this as you are. You do what it takes to protect your family. We want the very best for you. God bless you Shay and ALL you love.

[gamergod61]

i just watched this and i rember i am johnny five keep up the great work

[SashaLame]

Haha you guys are such an adorable family!

[ilovejustinbieber20]

Shay you were so fat in this you have losted so much height

[vegasprincesstard]

carlis my favorite

[xoxoxpeaches]

Shay it's johnny 5 Is alive my mom only says it 10000 times a week

[awesomesyd99]

slow motion

[ValdemarMoniz1994]

love it

[YzziIzzy99]

HOW CAN YOU NOT SMILE AT ROCKTARD CRAWLING AT THE CAMERA???

[xSfilmsX]

llol XD

[TheCandyManCan9]

06:06 of course i can!

[8foa]

His kids have so much personality at such a young age! I love it! I hope I have a family like his when I'm older! (:

[ali1411466]

baby eat camera nic

[MrBulletproofmunk]

love this intro

[ali1411466]

babytard is cute

[Shirley5674]

Amne-what???

[shawtygirl2255]

U r soo funny!!!! Omg ur hilarious!!

[TennyPudding]

Ahaha I think shay and mommytard should watch this video again SO FUNNY!! This is like the therd video where ive seen mommytard back from the dentist lol

[xTurquoiseTVx]

I love how mommytard knew and accepted that she was acting weird, but she just couldn't really tell xD

[MiniVloggerz]

What did mommytard say??? :O

[mrjamminjt]

dad my legs are paralized i can move my body though

[cupcakelover1256]

i love the shaytards have been watching it 4 2 years i luv them <3

[MOOSHI51]

My first Shaytards video!!!!!!!

[StaraziaSelin66]

@MOOSHI51 you too??

[MOOSHI51]

@StaraziaSelin66 yup lol :)

[neelpatel345]

@MOOSHI51 mine 2

[StaraziaSelin66]

@MOOSHI51 you too?!

[ccrystalcarmenn]

i remember the first time i played candy land :)

[imjustsodamncool]

amneseee---a.

[Rach2625]

Aww that's cute when they both shout "CARLIE!!" when she walks in :)

[Isyouokay239]

Rocktard is like the cutest baby EVER!!!!

[me2wired]

Rocktard is SOOOO CUTE!!! :D He's cuuuttte :) love it, Shay! Hoping that you keep opening these videos for years and years forever ^-^

[Kaitlyn94Marie]

Best MommyTard quote "why do I remember? I'm supposed to have the amnishi(sp)"

[SuperSara924]

I made my lil sis watch this vlog a few months ago. When she first watched it she was like "who is this guy?" now she's addicted, like me :)

[iloveshaytardsXOXO]

the whole family is adorable mommytard is pretty shay is a funny awsome epic dad princess tard is a true princess baby tard is adorable i love her laugh and sontard is an amazing dancer i love the shaytards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

[kellyxyellow]

hahaha "and my mother will catch..this one" i love you babytard<3333333

[18animalsrock]

I loveeeeee the shaytards!!!!!

[superstar200ful]

thumbs ud if you think rocktard is the nice baby in the internet

[caucasianmale1]

lol if we got 1 inch our school be like close for there days

[iloveyoudearly97]

I will trade in both my brothers, for Rocktard and Babytard.

[PopRockGlam]

is this the "Nice & Cold & Fresh & Clean" video?!?

[MrMoneyMunchlax]

Mommytard wasnt nearly as wasted as shay was the one time he went to the dentist

[crazysuperhero786]

ROCKTARD'S SO PRECIOUS! Thumbs up if you agree! :D

[StaraziaSelin66]

this was the first shaytards vid i ever watched. and i've been a fan ever since :)

[randomvideos6111]

Thumbs up if you even subscribed!!! XD

[kingkillkannon]

What did Mommytard say? Shay was going to say it, but then the shaytard fans cut him off! I wanna know!!

[DesignMads]

This is my favorite intro! LOVE IT!

[hysttericglamourr]

You guys are the most awesome parents! :)

[unrulycourage]

oh mommytard, you are so unbelievably beautiful and sweet! <3

[tehranuniversity]

OMG it was like mommytard was high on drugs or something!

[whrobins431]

@tehranuniversity lol she was

[Imakepanthertimeepic]

i LOVE short circuit!

[AliandHaley1]

mommytard :) <3

[fallenangel0674]

awwww the good ol' days a candyland :)

[PurplexGreenxx]

And now your wondering where RockTard is, because he is now walking.

[62laughs]

OMG MOMMYTARD!!!! HAHAAH!!!!!!!11

[JessNicoleWassup]

I SAW THE MOVIE SHORT CIRCUIT!

[iampdp101]

hey this is were i gor my name iampdp that is so your whole familiy

[lovherson1]

guys guys i found santa clause............

[klyyeng]

rocktard is cute.



[sandykoong]

HANDSOME??? SHE'S A LADY!!

[555hippolover]

i remember it!

[password9319]

Ok I just wanted to say to everyone...nobody cares what your first shaytards video was!!! Now that I've got that off my chest...this was my first shaytards video!

[SuperJerseygirl7]

Has anyone else noticed he always says Johnson Files?

[StaraziaSelin66]

this was the very first ShayTards vlog i ever watched - proud of myself finding it again. this family is so p-d-effin-p i can't handle it!! <3 you guys are awesome

[sgdfnd2497]

i like how babytard made up her own ennie meanie minnie mo song :)

[MissCutie1005]

Next time you should film till you go to bed that would be GOOD

[yaya888888888]

Hahaha mommytard is so dam funnnnyyyy!!!! She seems so wasted

[kitkatzz5]

you didnt finish saying the story at the end :(

[leoneallday]

So funny, she does act wasted XD

[CLUTCHKILLAA]

0:13 shay looks so buff!

[joey12127]

haha hotter then expected lol funny intro

[bananamanaify]

you know that your a good parent when you yell a tyour kid and he smiles

[glittery4life]

Ohh mummy tard ur just too funny. I love u guys and guess wat? I subscribe to yay ok now I just sound crazy bye bye bye bye btw I'm from Australia come here pleaseeee

[TheSSH96]

I just love it when mommytard just got from the dentist! she gets hillarious :D

[Mudoglav]

Child molester !

[mollyj131]

MY MOTHER WIL CATCH THIS ONE ///// BABY TARD///////

[rihanna72]

WOW I finally found the first SHAYTARDS video I watched!

Aww I feel so emotional bcoz this is when I fell in love with you guys and have been ever since <3 and do you blame me with all that PDeffinP goin on in your beautiful family :))) thank you for all the smiles and hilarious'ness... love maximus!

(added to favourites so I can remember this momentous'ness occasion for years to come) x

[supermonkeygirl33]

i love the SHAYTARDS!!!!!!!! i got an account just to comment!!

[iSPAMcow]

"these are the inscriptions"

"those are the inscriptions"

[getinmybelly12]

favourited this video because it was soo awesome! mommytard made me laugh so much haha. i'll never get tired of these vlogs! :)

[TheMysarah96]

i gain more love to mommytard after she go to the dentist ~

[Overnightfuture]

puts a hat with gloves on her head "thats very HANDsome of you"

[Overnightfuture]

i love shorcurcit

[PurplexGreenxx]

now there needs to be " BABY'S FIRT WALK" cuz RocakandRolioTard is walking!!!!!

[touchofcolor]

It seems like this video came out yesterday. And now rocktards almost walking.

[jzeman01]

press play and press 6 over and over agin it sounds like carlie says boing

[jzeman01]

press play and press 6 over and over agin it sounds like carlie says boung

[RoughHouseGames]

Short Circuit was an awesome movie.

[ilikecheese133]

@kelly10143 I know how u feel

Your not alone

[99princessjulia99]

@kelly101433

It's ok I hope you have a wonderful life when you get married and have wonderful kids and do what shay does ok

[MissHannahBell]

Okay Shay, You Never said what it was that MommyTard said!!! I want to know now its going to haunt me foreeeever :)

[SweetLikeSugarCanes9]

@MissHannahBell ikr haha i was like vlog... dont end. noooooo

[TheONLYhotchick]

At 0:46 - 0:51 'I need that folder done yesterday souldier, i need the jobs and file on my desk no later than 5 pm today get that finish and get it on my desk' Babytard looks like if hes saying 'Woow woow woow woow you've got to be kidding me'.

[whrobins431]

@TheONLYhotchick lol no thats rocktard, babytard is tha girl

[TheONLYhotchick]

@whrobins431 Oh srry i ment to say rocktard i wuz just in a rush.

[kelly101433]

gosh i also wish shay was my dad like he loves his kids looks like he would do anything for them unlike my dad who cares for himself only

[Eminem841547]

@kelly101433 looks like we r twins :P

[kelly101433]

@Eminem841547 .ahahaha

[Fuzzyfezz]

@kelly101433 I wish my father was like shay too, he just loves his kids so openly and spends like every day joking and talking with them

[LostInSpaceCity]

@kelly101433 I'm not sure if it's good or bad that so many people thumbed this comment up... Thoughts?

[kelly101433]

@LostInSpaceCity ...well i guess we need more dads like shay

[dragonorf]

'thats what she said' LOL!

[BonzaiKitti]

Omg Mommytard is high on something xD

[MyBubblegum21]

I think mommytard is chocolate wasted (9:35) haha lol

[MyBubblegum21]

I wish Shay was my dad he is way more fun than my dad

[MXxXRAINBOWXxXM]

CALLL OF DUTY: ROCKTARD EDITION

[selise17]

Mommytard after Dentist :D

[TheZOOOPS]

Is she drunk it's so funny man,I love u shaytard and mommytard and sontard and princesstard and Babytard and rocktard

[GiniPig95]

:D adopt mee

[hello1234455]

I've decided to watch all the shaytards from start to finish again... this is my bookmark so far since the 1st of feb! I love each video 2nd time round just as much as the first! LOVE YOU SHAYTARDS! xxxxx