@eraseragenda I hence sarcasm, but every girl I know has a piercing, whether it be a full on metal attire or a small little heart their boyfriend bought them. either way, piercings are not a bad thing, let alone a reason not to start a relationship with someone
@existentialistcat austic people are not social. If you know anything about it nor would he be this articulate. He is just a nerd with an accent. I have a friend from New York talks like him. As a matter of fact there are a lot of people like him.
He's really not that bad. In fact, I share a lot of his ideals. He seems like a sweet guy with an unfortunate voice. But if you really loved him, you'd get used to it. And so what if he likes anime? A lot of people do.
the difference with this guy is that hes actually a nice dude, the rest of the shockers are ugly and a bitch/dick he aint exactly bad lookin eitha...jst sounds like he has no nuts :L id lov to get this dude a different look itd be epic :D
A lot of hot chicks love nerds like these he probably got so much poon from this he also probably got the shit beat out of him for it too because im sitting here wanting to punch those glasses into his skull because hes such a pussy
who would want to listen to someone like that drone on and on his voice is so nasally. which he probably perfected to try and sound smart but it just sounds like he needs adenoid removal. or is presently eating a booger the hard way! LOL!
Who wants to bet that his mom drove him there? And I love how people are assuming he is smart just because he is a nerd. Unfortunately, it doesn't work like that. He does seem like a nice enough guy though.
what he needs is someone to tie him to a chair, make him watch this video and when done they puke on his head, drop a billiard ball on his dick and say "stop talking and acting like that u fucking rape victim"
dude hes not that awkward if he had a deeper voice and just acted cooler .. i mean hes a smooth talker he should put it to good use.. dont be afraid to talk to people .. there just people .. who cares what they think , if someone shoots him down he should just be like your loss bitch then go find another one ... he needs to be more masculine then feminine .. is what im trying to say lol
He's blatantly going to be one of these guys who is the CEO of the 'next best thing online' in 2011, and get fuck loads of pussy. God is ironic like that.
this is jus a joke rite? whats even more funny is that there r actually ppl who r defending him, duno if they trying to b nice or jus dumb girls who naively thinks they can fall for such a guy
Everyone here who is defending this guy and saying things like "hes really a good person inside!!" is just as big of a nerd as this guy. Nerd-Virgins, all of you. Go take your assburgers pills
I think I could actually lose my g/f to this guy. I'm going to be the 1 in a million 20 year old guys who says this guy has a way bigger heart than me, he totally deserves a good lady.
@dimonai01 no money isnt the only thing you retard. but who is happier in life, bill gates or a hobo in new york city living under a bridge? and it was a point saying that kids like him usually will grow up to be the next steve jobs and shit. so do you think about what you are about to post or are you just a faggot ass troll?
@urmominabox3645 how do you know the homeless person living under the bridge isn't happy? not everyone have the same expectations out of life. social skills is something you can't buy with money so be ready to live a very lonely life. but don't get me wrong money is great.
@dimonai01 first off, no shit you dont need money to be happy. im sayin how about i take away all of your money. and not just the money in your wallet. all the money youve put into savings accounts and invested so you can live healthy and sustain yourself. when you have to live off of the scraps of people like me and you that can afford shit like computers i doubt you are going to live a happy life. and i am confident that i dont need money to find somebody cause i already got her by being me.
@urmominabox3645 He's a 'clerk/typist'. I doubt he's going to be making much money any time soon. Not all socially awkward people like this guy are smart. A lot of them are quite dim.
@urmominabox3645 you're right this is not hilarious. i was really annoyed by his voice it sounds like he has a booger stuck in the back of his throat. and its a long one. and what exactly did he say that makes him sound smart?
oh my god this guy needs to change his style, voice is impossible but he should be so stiff, and his hair:P. sometimes girls are sparked by a physical appearance then they learn to love you for who you are. so spark up you physical appearance
Yeah he's quite nerdy but he seems nice. :-)
DelightfullyBritish 4 days ago
especially ~females~
vedsgoc 1 week ago 2
Lol most people think this is real hahaha! He did a good job haha!
dfladung 3 weeks ago
He could learn to not talk through his nose. Doesn't seem like a bad guy though.
dfladung 3 weeks ago
To be honest, I think he's adorable. <3
I'd go out with him. He seems so sweet. <3
100yearoldpoop 1 month ago in playlist Dating Stuff
"true and dear self"
"True and Honest!"
JohnMooreification 2 months ago
tvtropes.avi
SpamNapkin 2 months ago 2
I'd take his virginity after a few beers n make him wear the mask like the lead singer from slipknot
Afraid0fGhosts 4 months ago
dito he is to cute!!!
tyina8 4 months ago
He seems really sincere and sweet. I hope he found a good girl. c:
iLoveShinyPancakes 5 months ago
Why doesn't he just go to a bar? ***No Tatoos or piercings****
god damn man you just closed out a lot, I don't think I know anyone without piercings
beatles61 5 months ago
@beatles61 you sure sound like a cool dude
eraseragenda 1 week ago
@eraseragenda I hence sarcasm, but every girl I know has a piercing, whether it be a full on metal attire or a small little heart their boyfriend bought them. either way, piercings are not a bad thing, let alone a reason not to start a relationship with someone
beatles61 6 days ago
not my type of guy, but so sweet, hope he found someone
Voldemortsnipple4eva 5 months ago
OMG I KNOW THAT GUY!!!!! he works at mejiers(cashier). He wouldn't stfu. Constantly making smartass coments.
Xoiloveyou96 6 months ago
Stupid little people don't be so hateful :)
oralginal 6 months ago
No tattoos or piercings? Fuck you!
LaLaDangerField 6 months ago
He is the stereotypical nerd
MrBrightside391 6 months ago
"You'll probably get to know more about anime if you end up meeting me."
Oh God, please don't.
"...extremely cute alien girlfriend..."
"Noooooooooooooooo, Louis. Just. No.
theearlyfrost 6 months ago 4
A little autistic maybe, but he has a good heart. :3
existentialistcat 6 months ago
@existentialistcat austic people are not social. If you know anything about it nor would he be this articulate. He is just a nerd with an accent. I have a friend from New York talks like him. As a matter of fact there are a lot of people like him.
ARakaLordBrilliant 6 months ago
He's really not that bad. In fact, I share a lot of his ideals. He seems like a sweet guy with an unfortunate voice. But if you really loved him, you'd get used to it. And so what if he likes anime? A lot of people do.
BlackMaskStudios 6 months ago
@BlackMaskStudios a lot of people like fat greasy pedophiles and basement dwellers
buttgolem 6 months ago
Sort of extremely shy?
Dooendhaif 6 months ago
He's perfectly fine......his voice is just a little too Woody Allenish.
shitttty 7 months ago
He looks like Will off of Inbetweeners...
Shimmlight 7 months ago
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Shimmlight 7 months ago
the difference with this guy is that hes actually a nice dude, the rest of the shockers are ugly and a bitch/dick he aint exactly bad lookin eitha...jst sounds like he has no nuts :L id lov to get this dude a different look itd be epic :D
michaelsmith1993 7 months ago
I'de fuck him if he didn't talk.
rebelkimy 8 months ago
This kid is a boss
TheGiantstrawberries 9 months ago 2
he sounds so much like kermit in the first 4 seconds
Dikalikapuka 9 months ago
he is actually pretty good guy. a little bit idiot but with a good heart
phyrorafa 10 months ago
To sum it all up he just said virgin
mcainyomama 10 months ago
awh hes sweet lol
TheMcChris 11 months ago
aww man, seems a good guy, but the 'Japanese Anime' shiz made me lulz
Drakeriaz 11 months ago
I dunno why he hates tattoos but I can't help but think this guy is just sweet lol Best of luck to him.
sneakykatze82 11 months ago
The people of this world are cruel.
So he's a nerd.
He's a good guy that wants an honest person.
He sees that there's more to life than buying shoes.
He likes anime. Who gives a fuck? Lots of people like anime. Old people like anime. I adore anime.
I think he deserves someone special.
All of you who are laughing at him, go fuck yourselves and rot in hell for all eternity.
And go ahead. Spam this up. I love spam from ignorant pussies like yourselves. <3
HappilyNeverAfterxXx 11 months ago 3
@HappilyNeverAfterxXx
Oh shut up.
This is funny as hell.
I don't hate him or want anything bad to him.
Im just laughing it his voice and obvious social weirdness.
Lighten up,You fucking twat.
Skeletonwitharaygun 2 weeks ago
It's Sol Rosenburg!!!
AaronDLambert 11 months ago
as soon as he said "not the sex and the city" type girls, I wanted to punch him in the face.
Cakit0o 11 months ago
:O daaayum, i gota stop watching anime? or ill end up like this fuck? alien? girlfriend? anime! WTF?
d4rkerworld 11 months ago 2
i love his guy! he's so jokes! if he was less of a nerd he's be dateable!
Ana5Sami 11 months ago
virgin
thewarzoneking 11 months ago
he should date justin bieber.... hey, they have the same high pitched girly-ass voice:D
Fishgirl212 1 year ago 4
He takes nerd to a whole new level.
Actionboy619 1 year ago
Wow... what a sweetheart <3
Penndragon1027 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
why is this a must see??
mypokemo 1 year ago
People that do these things are too desprate.... Normal male anime fans.... Female anime fans don't like male anime fans... for this exact reason
mypokemo 1 year ago
Ladies please contain your orgasms.
gabeo8 1 year ago
"I have a hard time talking to people, especially females."
What a shocker. (I'm a bitch, I know.)
Still he gets points for dissing Imelda Marcos.
Abbytater 1 year ago
I'm sort of extremely shy.
cassiepie93 1 year ago
i would date him because he probably wont break your heart
ediddymonster9 1 year ago
Densha Otoko - Beautiful love story ahead... :)
AndroidLife 1 year ago
Xp i think hes hot <3
LuLuLelloLime 1 year ago
ATTENTION !!!! All Ladies --- The line forms to the left
daboo7733 1 year ago
@daboo7733 ,In that case I´ll be standing way over to the right.xD
IstalkBananas 1 year ago
A lot of hot chicks love nerds like these he probably got so much poon from this he also probably got the shit beat out of him for it too because im sitting here wanting to punch those glasses into his skull because hes such a pussy
jimmmyd 1 year ago
i would want to make him smoke weed with me and fuck him everyday.
poltergiest11 1 year ago
he sounds like
diantorres 1 year ago
he sounds like spongebob
diantorres 1 year ago
He looks so wild..
how does he hold it in?
therach1234321 1 year ago
every guy on here is gay--LOLZ!!
ItsMovieTimeProd 1 year ago
This guy needs a big bong and a good fuck, bless him
ElvisLivesUpstairs 1 year ago
OKEY ?????????????
noname9855 1 year ago
he is shy?? shy and doin this????
dman that guys traumatized...
pukkanina1 1 year ago
@pukkanina1 He said at the beginning he was out-going so... I dunno?
Theninjasarecoming 1 year ago
He's actually cute
cooolness3 1 year ago
kinda sounds like Lois from Family Guy
rbjake24 1 year ago 3
who would want to listen to someone like that drone on and on his voice is so nasally. which he probably perfected to try and sound smart but it just sounds like he needs adenoid removal. or is presently eating a booger the hard way! LOL!
vgb42222 1 year ago
BEAST♥
LisaaMountain 1 year ago
i love these vids. its like inspiration gold for creating a comedic character.
hoptop77 1 year ago
Isn't that michael cera?
danthelambboy 1 year ago
@danthelambboy
OMG! yesss.... thats who he reminded me of
ImBarelyHangingOn 1 year ago
CUTE ALIEN GIRLFRIEND LULZ
Ooky93 1 year ago 3
I'm sort of extremely shy XDD
cmkchan 1 year ago
I'm a nerd but he just seems socialy retarded... I hope he finds someone
Akira8Alucard 1 year ago
I like his honesty and just being so sincere and direct. why all the hate?
xodn3300 1 year ago 2
-later he found a girlfriend and they had a child, this child was named google
brentc96 1 year ago 41
@brentc96 lol
mastrodonte113 1 year ago
I think he's gonna make a cute nerdy girl very happy someday ^^
GuardianKiyoshi 1 year ago 2
Really ?
GolfLover16 1 year ago
yea he just needs some shots and some weed
SIETETIZ 1 year ago 3
I'd date him. It would be an improvement from the previous dork I dated...
LyssaLys123 1 year ago
He just needs beer and weed.
Paolur 1 year ago
Who wants to bet that his mom drove him there? And I love how people are assuming he is smart just because he is a nerd. Unfortunately, it doesn't work like that. He does seem like a nice enough guy though.
ShawnoftheDay 1 year ago 26
@ShawnoftheDay go date him so.
MarsoOO 11 months ago
what he needs is someone to tie him to a chair, make him watch this video and when done they puke on his head, drop a billiard ball on his dick and say "stop talking and acting like that u fucking rape victim"
destined2sleep 1 year ago
also he needs to dress not like that lol because some people judge someones first impression based on looks
zakharaya 1 year ago
dude hes not that awkward if he had a deeper voice and just acted cooler .. i mean hes a smooth talker he should put it to good use.. dont be afraid to talk to people .. there just people .. who cares what they think , if someone shoots him down he should just be like your loss bitch then go find another one ... he needs to be more masculine then feminine .. is what im trying to say lol
zakharaya 1 year ago
He's probably got an awesome action figure collection.
wallbreaker2 1 year ago
Buster Bluth
juallaha 1 year ago
He's blatantly going to be one of these guys who is the CEO of the 'next best thing online' in 2011, and get fuck loads of pussy. God is ironic like that.
cman122333 1 year ago
He doesn't seem so bad. At least he doesn't seem like a total fake dick face.
KazuoMaze 1 year ago
@KazuoMaze not fake??? did u miss when he claims he is a barrel of laughs?
destined2sleep 1 year ago
@destined2sleep LOL! I think he would be a barrel of laughs to be around!
KazuoMaze 1 year ago
Awwww, I think he's adorable!
Calixtis 1 year ago
if he said the first two and fifteen seconds in a different voice that would of been really good
kingsomething2008 1 year ago
world of warcraft win
bmxpeter8 1 year ago
I'd date him if it weren't for that horribly grating voice...
MissXMarlboro 1 year ago 3
Real Life Sheldon
Boyofbattle 1 year ago
This guy is cool.
vr01t3rh4r 1 year ago
His balls havent dropped
1980supra 1 year ago
Shit, I'd hang out with him...
kgpatrick21 1 year ago
I like how these people r making fun of him when they r the ones who had nothin better to do then watch his dating on demand tape
dewthedewproductions 1 year ago
b'daww
MajorRagtime 1 year ago
boringggggggg
RealityCuzins 1 year ago
Only child?
djpaulhannon 1 year ago
He's seems nice..ok he's kinda of akwardly shy...but at least he is not a 50-year old perv ...
cachivache93 1 year ago
Sort of......
RoxanneK88 1 year ago
Omega Gay!
mihaimoldo 1 year ago
i dunno he seems like a real barrel ass to me..........
resetone 1 year ago
this is jus a joke rite? whats even more funny is that there r actually ppl who r defending him, duno if they trying to b nice or jus dumb girls who naively thinks they can fall for such a guy
TheGoldenSausage 1 year ago
Wait wait im sorry i think i miss heard what he said but could anyone please clarify?
Did he say "Im rather normal"
DiSmEmBaR 1 year ago
he almost said 'Nunna that shit"
RNRDOLL 1 year ago
ehh. I couldn't stand him either. Doesn't mean I'm a great person either.
jcobby37 1 year ago
Funny thing... This actually seems like a guy I would go for xDDD
GaaraHidesInMyCloset 1 year ago
Dating On Demand? More like Assburgers on Demand
FartyFace 1 year ago
i want his babies
pruneyfingers 1 year ago
Is this a dating program strictly for the mentally disabled? Seriously, I'm starting to feel bad for laughing...
raddwest 1 year ago
LOL What a cutie pie
THESamanthaScott 1 year ago
He had to go and say "someone who has a nice voice.." Lol.
o0TheNameless0o 1 year ago
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InfectedPredator 1 year ago
I'd date him.
StereotypeMaster 1 year ago
@StereotypeMaster
even when he started to talk about animia?
asomeman1223 1 year ago
@asomeman1223 Around 2:17. HERP DERP
44kittie 1 year ago
@44kittie
omg "cute alien girlfriend" WTFFFF lol
asomeman1223 1 year ago
@asomeman1223
Of course <3
StereotypeMaster 1 year ago
Everyone here who is defending this guy and saying things like "hes really a good person inside!!" is just as big of a nerd as this guy. Nerd-Virgins, all of you. Go take your assburgers pills
FartyFace 1 year ago
@FartyFace fail troll is fail
Saphira34 1 year ago
Stereotypically nerdy looking, but he still seems like a genuinely nice person.
CyanoKhaar 1 year ago 3
I think I could actually lose my g/f to this guy. I'm going to be the 1 in a million 20 year old guys who says this guy has a way bigger heart than me, he totally deserves a good lady.
TChristopherC 1 year ago 4
he's nerdy, but he acctually seems like a nice guy and u shouldn't really make fun of him because he's not that bad
Ana5Sami 1 year ago
I think if this guy did something with his hair and wear a different shirt, he'd be pretty dang cute! I would date him..LOL
bigbuggie5 1 year ago
wait i just realized...this is real?
poopoopaula101 1 year ago
Holy crap, he's adorable.
mysarcasmhurts 1 year ago
Wonder if he got a date?
OKPabMo 1 year ago
McLovin's cousin?
Griesmayer 1 year ago 19
nerd are awesome XD
iloveSMandGD 1 year ago
the anime part went to far.
juanpablofx 1 year ago 4
this guy looks and sounds exactly like the kite flying kid on america's got talent
republican328 1 year ago
RJ Berger?
CircusofPython 1 year ago 2
I bet this guy has a giant dick... god has a sense of humor like that.
BenjaminKatzVideos 1 year ago 134
@BenjaminKatzVideos hahaha the lord giveth and the lord taketh away!
RNRDOLL 1 year ago
@BenjaminKatzVideos If that was the case he would have included, "sure im a bit shy but I have a 15" penis."
MrReckless05 1 year ago 2
Pure natrulneth ecthept for my glatheth...
PatricktheDoody 1 year ago
This is depressing hahaha
herrtucker 1 year ago
i dont see how this is hilarious. its just a really smart socially awkward kid. probably gonna make more momney than you guys later in his life.
urmominabox3645 1 year ago 31
@urmominabox3645 This is the type of kid who brings a gun to school and shoots everyone.
MrPmj1979 1 year ago
@urmominabox3645 because money is the only thing right?
dimonai01 1 year ago
@dimonai01 no money isnt the only thing you retard. but who is happier in life, bill gates or a hobo in new york city living under a bridge? and it was a point saying that kids like him usually will grow up to be the next steve jobs and shit. so do you think about what you are about to post or are you just a faggot ass troll?
urmominabox3645 1 year ago
@urmominabox3645 how do you know the homeless person living under the bridge isn't happy? not everyone have the same expectations out of life. social skills is something you can't buy with money so be ready to live a very lonely life. but don't get me wrong money is great.
dimonai01 1 year ago
@dimonai01 first off, no shit you dont need money to be happy. im sayin how about i take away all of your money. and not just the money in your wallet. all the money youve put into savings accounts and invested so you can live healthy and sustain yourself. when you have to live off of the scraps of people like me and you that can afford shit like computers i doubt you are going to live a happy life. and i am confident that i dont need money to find somebody cause i already got her by being me.
urmominabox3645 1 year ago
@urmominabox3645
hes a typist/ clerk i doubt it
Hougashucka 1 year ago
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Hougashucka 1 year ago
@urmominabox3645 - Yes, those billionaire typists.
ShatteredWake654 1 year ago 2
@urmominabox3645 momney?
Fruit0fth3doom 1 year ago
@urmominabox3645 yeh, especially you, its spelled money.
woody4114 1 year ago 2
@woody4114 oh god a little grammar nazi. get a life douche nozzle
urmominabox3645 1 year ago
@urmominabox3645 He's a 'clerk/typist'. I doubt he's going to be making much money any time soon. Not all socially awkward people like this guy are smart. A lot of them are quite dim.
eamonn1983 1 year ago
@urmominabox3645
You're him......aren't you?
Skeletonwitharaygun 1 year ago
@Skeletonwitharaygun damn you got me. how the fuck did you know?
urmominabox3645 1 year ago
@urmominabox3645 lol hes a fuking typist
moodisback 1 year ago
Yeah, this guy is smart and very honest
carlitosdl 1 year ago
@urmominabox3645 Yes, clerk/typist is a much promising job
kalab00kas 1 year ago
@kalab00kas
>much promising job
>much promising
>much
herp derp
trollingmctrolly 1 year ago
@urmominabox3645 I doubt it.
Snortthesweetener 1 year ago
@urmominabox3645 you're right this is not hilarious. i was really annoyed by his voice it sounds like he has a booger stuck in the back of his throat. and its a long one. and what exactly did he say that makes him sound smart?
vgb42222 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I feel bad for the guy
richardtheriault 1 year ago
Unarguably the greatest dating video i have ever seen. I mean come on, how is a guy that great single!!!
dviz9377 1 year ago
I love this boy.
lambiain123 1 year ago 3
Three letters. L. O. L.
russia687 1 year ago 2
yeah our glasses do look cool lol!
chrissiemuir 1 year ago
Guy's, he's a barrel of laughs to be around.
samuraikarasu 1 year ago 5
Much luck to you sir. You will, eventually, meet your anime loving, extra dorky, soul-mate. Chin up.
jiffyjjackson 1 year ago 3
Awh, he seems like a sweetie to me.
McFester 1 year ago
Has beautiful eyes...even through glasses..
LOL what the fuck man?
ScanDeez 1 year ago
I think he's a pretty cool guy ^_^
Kirin9 1 year ago
Sound like me... Except I look and sound like a normal guy
leeham991 1 year ago
This guy is god!
JvDam 1 year ago
this is the cutest thing i have ever seen.
emmmmaajo 1 year ago
What an adorable person, but what an unfortunate voice!
anatheimp 1 year ago
oh my god this guy needs to change his style, voice is impossible but he should be so stiff, and his hair:P. sometimes girls are sparked by a physical appearance then they learn to love you for who you are. so spark up you physical appearance
killerhater88 1 year ago