Hamlet 2 "Rock Me Sexy Jesus" music video

[RioMadeira]

This song makes Rick Santorum's head explode.

[deejayalemus]

I think this movie would have done really well if it had come out in the Glee era.

[ldtaggart]

Oh, jeez, I had forgotten about this movie! It was so great! I have to go watch it again. :)

[ThatGuyMoritz]

Phoebe Strole and Skylar Astin!

[Kaitlyn102798]

Um, I think I'll stick with the Jesus of Suburbia, thanks.

[kelog13]

Totally epic. And no people should find this offensive, because they're calling Jesus sexy!

[Veridicus21]

Classic how they misused the theological term "Immaculate Conception" as though it were a reference to Jesus.

[BloodRein13]

@Veridicus21 Please tell me you are kidding... i cant deal with the idea any human is as dumb as that comment makes you sound

[supervaginareturns]

i have been rocked by zena who is a female version of sexy jesus. it was awesome i totally came like 4 times in a row just by looking at her.

[FuzzyLittleBastard]

I am extremely religious and I think this is hilarious!

[Nelly4x4]

Favorite song from this awesome Musical.

ok movie.

[Nelly4x4]

Favorite song from this awesome Musical.

[stricken2u]

So catchy! and my one Musli friend showed me this! xD

[In28WeTrust]

omg if this was a real brodway show i would love to c it

[RevePaul15]

How could the world be so influenced by an ugly man? Jesus probably was sexy. Made it easier for people to beleive in him.

[deathball751]

Hold 4, and 9 XD

[BayAreaHighDro]

WTF IS THIS??? No sexual intercourse?

[Jetisan]

15 people are jews

[froob182]

as far as im concerned I would love to have Jesus at my party... I mean come on if I can turn on my sink and have great wine come out of it that totally tops it additionally someone who has amazing stories about being dead... yeah he sounds like a fun guy

[Belieber4ever69]

So sexxy. totes.

[shadow101pikachu]

They should have a glee epsiode for this movie

[MrFalconGarcia]

@shadow101pikachu please dear god no. i dont want them ruining this too.

[gotsmyownjesse]

OMYG thjey can not fucking dance for shit

[cm93303]

and we stop smoking weed... well not as much hahaha funny

[HappyThoughtsToU]

Phoebe & Skylar !! 

[yeahyah11]

just raped all sorts of theatre in the face

[NicolSlipknot]

Jesus is greatest man ever.i think he would like to party and have a good time.i am metalhead,but i am believer too,Jesus is kinda my best friend...

[silverwings1123]

Maybe it's just me but I think Jesus would love to party

[angee2717]

this song never gets old! Haha

[RandomCommenter707]

The Apocalypse's theme song.

[taekwondoteen28]

That was wrong on so many levels. :) Haha!

[golfingomez]

elizabeth shue was amazing in this



[RAMMX51]

Fuckin awesome song...

Fuck the christian cry babies grow up fags

[1kydde2]

The rapture is upon us and all I have to say is: ROCK ME SEXY JESUS!!!

[SCCmovies]

@1kydde2 "Dudes, heaven is wicked. Sunshine 24-7"

[phagela92]

Now is it rock me sexy, Jesus, where sexy is being used to describe how they want to be rocked? or Rock me Sexy Jesus, where sexy is being used to describe Jesus?

[PiratesStoleMyToast]

@phagela92

Rock me Sexy Jesus. The whole movie delves into this a bit more

[drclaw411]

13 people are athiests

[SongsJerome]

The major Glee spoof

[ivansekrok90]

@SongsJerome Glee wasn't anywhere near TV screens when this movie was made. :)

[SongsJerome]

@ivansekrok90 I know, I'm just feeling evil.

[haloabc1234]

@ivansekrok90 Those were the good ol' days.

[wordsintime1]

Love this movie Lol have it on dvd and can laugh at it everytime ..

[Simma7]

Im a Muslim and still i rock with sexy Jesus!!

[Pa69ful]

we gonna ROCK with SEXY JESUS allnight long

[deth2munkies]

Tasteless: Definitely

Blasphemous: Maybe

Fucking funny: Oh hell yeah

[kevinator50001]

I Wanna Party With You, Jesus!

[hazzah14]

I'm going to hell for laughing.

[GinichimaruLove]

This made me wonder if oober christians fap 2 jesus

[Ammit5]

Man this is gonna be stuck in my head

[Tuggersgirl]

I'm a Jew, and I will only watch those low budget Jesus movies for one reason only, the guy who usually plays Jesus is hot and always strips down to a loincloth in the end ^^ :)

[BLYX1313]

start a comment campaign on "rosaryfilms" channel... they put up a screen saying and showing nothing to boycott hamlet 2, then they disable comment and thumbs up or down... well then we got to go to the source and voice any dissatisfaction with thier intolerant prejudice directly to thier page's comments section

[Mornza99]

Judas was obviously jealous.

[manofthemaker]

now only if the church could admit jesus was sexy

[MrGettothechoppa]

10 people haven't been rocked by Jesus.

[ThatOneGuy8675309]

@MrGettothechoppa now 13

[FalconFlyer69]

Why does this song remind of the intro to Mystery Science Theatre 3000

[misstrish70]

I don't think Jesus would be on stage grabbing himself.

[rainbowninjapanda]

@misstrish70 i am COMPLETELY positive jesus WOULD do exactly that...

[winterxprincess]

is that weird al as jesus? lmao

[Magooalou]

This is like the best comedy ever. XDD I love this movie.

[ZolRing]

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Steve Coogan.

[Tohruchan202]

hamlet 2, funniest damn movie ever!

[JD19921992]

my yard got rocked by jesus. XD

[TheBobobad]

I love this

[K00laid1895]

this is one the stupidest things ive seen



[Izzykahn1993]

Supha funny, but seriously what does the 'H' stand for in Jesus H. Christ

[LordMoonshadowGaGa]

@Izzykahn1993 Howard.

[ThePrue]

"slam bam spank you ma'am" HAHA

[herofudo]

High school musical eat your heart out lmao

[LordMoonshadowGaGa]

You know it's blasphemy if you DON'T think he's sexy.

[OrderoftheWhiteHand]

I wanna party with you Jesus.

[BlkDragon795]

best song ever. and a great movie

[TSWilson6250]

I love this song, anyone who says any different does not know their a-- from their elbow.

[TSWilson6250]

I love this song, anyone who says any different does not know their -ss from their elbow.

[CravatsandPsycopaths]

The only thing I care about is finding out what the H. stands for in "Jesus H. Christ" :I

[xSisterxGrimmx]

I bet if Jesus saw this, he would laugh his head off! XD

[giodude101]

i love this movie

[sheepenthusiast]

This song absolutely made my day.

[letmeinyouwhore]

I fucking love this movie

[TotallyNotAlex]

I want to party with you, Jesus!

[JKJ1900]

I hereby put all controversy to rest for no where in the Bible does it say that Jesus was not SEXY!

[jexplosion]

@JKJ1900 Nor that he was a raptor!

[masterskyguy]

@JKJ1900

Jesus was ugly. Says so in the bible.

Read Isaiah 53: 2-3 for proof... or better yet I'll just post it here for you.

2 He grew up before him like a tender shoot, and like a root out of dry ground.

He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.

3 He was despised and rejected by mankind, a man of suffering, and familiar with pain.

Like one from whom people hide their faces he was despised, and we held him in low esteem.

[JKJ1900]

@masterskyguy I don't know. Reading that made me kinda hot!

[Simma7]

@masterskyguy wow...really, Im familiar with that verse too but you dont see me sucking the humor out of the video...

[xSisterxGrimmx]

@masterskyguy: Dude, Jesus preached love, put others before himself, and loved EVERYONE unconditionally. I'd say that's pretty sexy if you ask me. ;)

[masterskyguy]

@xSisterxGrimmx Yes, he did all of those things. But he wasn't attractive, and sexy by no means describes being hung on a cross or stabbed with a spear. If only we could all be like Jesus... see... he has risen from the dead... and by technical terms that means he's a zombie too. But he doesn't want your brains... he just wants your heart... and THAT is sexy.

[xSisterxGrimmx]

@masterskyguy: I don't think of sexiness always in terms of physical attractiveness.

[masterskyguy]

@xSisterxGrimmx Agreed. But the word "sexy" in definition is about sex appeal. So while one doesn't have to be physically attractive to be sexually appealing the bible states that Jesus was "despised and rejected by mankind." and also that "He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him..." implying that while he wasn't attractive, he also wasn't mysteriously sexually appealing either. The rebellious loner may score the chicks(of similar nature) now days... but back then they were executed.

[xSisterxGrimmx]

@masterskyguy: He'll ALWAYS be sexy to me. :P

[masterskyguy]

@xSisterxGrimmx To each his own... but i'm just saying... the bible itself tells you that Jesus wasn't just some muscle covered hotty who hangs on a cross... the bible tells you that he is ugly and undesirable, and unattractive. You can choose ignorance, but I choose the word of God.

[JamkoTV]

Jesus was Sexy. Have you even seen Jesus Christ Superttar? Guy can sing like an Angel. And that's sexy. Not to mention most other depictions of Jesus are a slim shaggy haired decent looking man. Because, at one point or another it's time to say, this book is no more real than a damn Harry Potter novel, and I'll depict Jesus as I see fit. Oh, and he sacrificed himself for our sins. I find that sexy.How sexy can one man be! And I'm a man. Is that homosexual? Your book club will crucify me!

[ruffrydin10]

Anyone else think Epiphany is crazy HOT!!??

[SIowDown]

@ruffrydin10 she looks a lot like rachel mcadams in this vid

[RMimz]

He looks like Weird Al Yankovich

[lilasian91]

What. The. Fuck.

[AJGentile7]

what will jesus say if he was here?

[lightstriker1609]

@AJGentile7 He'd probably laugh...

[deagon777]

If you get offended by this you suck! Jesus wants us to have fun! [:< I love you sexy jesus!!!

[TheApatheticGuy]

@cstlljoey7

Christians? Pacifists? Ha.

But really dude, Jesus is sexy. Get off your high horse and come party with him.

[Colin2720]

@cstlljoey7 looks like Jesus rocked you too hard.

[cstlljoey7]

god this sucks

[RightMeow69]

i wish i could find the actual scene from the movie, its hilarious when he's moonwalking across the water lol.

[DrMovieWatch]

@RightMeow69 irs in there right after raped in the face

[80scooby]

........... sad

[ThePokeyPictures]

why did this film cause so much controversy

[Othelie]

@ThePokeyPictures It was so bad it was worse then so bad it was funny.

[Lord1of1all1elements]

There was a guy who posted a video sayig not to watch this movie beacuse it was blasphemous but he didn't let me coment so I will just put this here

"you can't control our kids"

"nither can you!"

[Z3RIO]

Is it bad I'm Christian and I love this song? lol

[ThePokeyPictures]

steve coogan is the shit

[TGvision]

Bleh, pretty tepid stuff, and you can't dance to it, either.

Check out 'Nun of That' - Jesus Song at AF0AO5tC6WQ

You can definitely dance to that.

[mjhher3394]

I'm atheist, but believe there may be a "sexy jesus" somewhere out there.

[ProudMemberOfDES]

@mjhher3394 Yeah his name's Johnny Depp

[Frankster546]

why would anybody go to hell for this? its in the genre comedy and does anyone really think jesus is sexy? if anything it praises him for kicking satans ass

[amazinglyKelseyD]

But i really think it's sexy when he kicks satan's ass!!!kicks satans assssss!!!

[StMcAwesomeX45]

It's not blasphemy, he's not real

[ThePokeyPictures]

were really amazed you goota belive us

[legna1182]

hilarious :D

[egregiel87]

this is blasphemy, unforgivable...they will all be going to hell

[bronbron124]

@egregiel87 faggot

[thjman]

@egregiel87 This isn't blasphemy. Chill out

[Kaiju17]

Proof God has a sense of humor, and that Jesus knows how to party.

[Chimichanga12594]

Never has blasphemy been so damn funny!!

[karekarekid1]

they are so going to hell for singing this

[bobbers7]

I like how this movie brings a discussion of first amendment rights to the table.

[pokepatrick123]

Rock Me Rock Me Rock Me sexy jesus

all nigth long

♥

[henobeno]

this song gives me the strength to survive 4 years at catholic school...

[C8Shay]

HOT AZ HELL

[Reiki151]

luv this movie!

[cosmicdingo]

The Genesis of Glee. So to speak.

[AbiLeith]

Awesomeness

[amerthil]

i think i am a real christian going by how all the christians AND atheists i meet seem to be an aberation of something then i investigated what it is and realized i am a christian just like by chance and i as like "alright oh yea" ... i also think modern satanism BTW actualy is 100% compatible with true christianity i am both...

[TymeFlow]

@amerthil look god boy, no one care about u or your god.... its a movie... deal with it or suck a dick

[TooRaw22]

@TymeFlow hes got a right of opinion you fucking stupid piece of shit. get the fuck off his ass

[khenessy1]

so catchy

[TotallyNotAlex]

I really like how Jesus stomps out the dude's cigarette and says "no smoking!"

[nev4get911]

I don't know what's wrong with all you people.

If you understood the mindset of the people who wrote this, you'd realize

that the laugh is on YOU (anyone still truly Christian these days...).

Real Christians KNOW we are being attacked, and catch on.

[Colin2720]

@nev4get911 Jesus was never put on a cross to be crucified. he was just on a keg stand for too long and he got alcohol poisoning.

that's right, everyone. I said it. Jesus Christ partied far too hard for anyone in Bethlehem to handle and he died.

don't question it. it was just in the book of John.

[TasogareAnime]

"OH MY GOD, IT'S JESUS!"

"I wanna party with you Jesus!"

[lisaannejane2]

@TasogareAnime Best line in the movie!

[xSisterxGrimmx]

@TasogareAnime: Who doesn't want to party with Jesus?

[harpman122]

@TasogareAnime

Jesus is Sexy, but to WHO!

Remember the last supper ?

THEY WERE ALL MEN !!!!

DMM

[f0ngtasticXD]

ha! Swimmer's bod! All yeahz! I swim! :D

SHS!

[Snake2k00]

I want to party with you Jesus!

[jgaris819]

Happy Birthday Jesus!!!!

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

WIN.

[kae9900]

Dude High five!!!!!!!

[Nomming]

That chick has an amazing movie. o_x

[rubiorocks]

I love thi movie

[PeterBluth]

I'm Christian and I thought this song rocked. If you take everything, even faith,so damned seriously, you're doing something.

God has a sense of humor, folks. I mean, look at the mullet. He wouldn't have let that monstrosity exist this long if He wasn't laughing His divine ass off at it.

[LucyInDaSky]

Exactly, another example would be the platypus. XD

[Nyuu777]

@PeterBluth And what to think of the platypuss XD!!

God really must have had a great sense of humor.

[StopSocialismUSA]

@PeterBluth Died for our sins... I would say the message is getting across

[edwinshap1]

@PeterBluth stfu you gullible child

[PeterBluth]

@edwinshap1 Don't plan on it anytime soon. And I am anything but a gullible child. If anyone is gullible it's you. You think that God cares about a movie? If you think that you are a simple soul, my friend.

[mercuryrulz]

@PeterBluth what about the platypus?

[PeterBluth]

@mercuryrulz Another wonderful example of God's sense of humor. He put it together and was like, "Ah, close enough." 

[mercuryrulz]

@PeterBluth another example is george bush........even god is like "how did he ever become president?"

[iNvictaStudios]

@PeterBluth

Your the most bad-ass Christian I ever heard of.

[PeterBluth]

@iNvictaStudios Thank you. That's actually one of the nicest compliments I've ever recieved on this site.

[iNvictaStudios]

@PeterBluth

Seriously, I wish I met more people like you.

[CubicalGirl]

This was such an awesome movie....just wondering did it do well in theaters or did it bomb?

[Nosyarg9]

It got mixed reviews, but wasn't uber popular. Not awful though.

[cubefn]

For a christian rock song, and lets face it thats what this is, it is pretty damn good!

[Robconfederatepride]

its not a christian rock song its a spoof of a christian song. its pretty awsome tho

[Ginta336]

This movie is 2funny peed ma pants during the fake name part

"Those bible humpin protesters can suck a bag of dicks" - lol