Fuck Fox "News" 9: Beck Wants California Out Of The Union

[troop40100]

Your a angry little asshole dude!

[JesusFknChrist666]

"When wacko's reach Critical Mass" it's called fox news. What differentiates "Wacko" from Atomic Critical Mass is this; the atoms form large molecular structures of Pure Bullshit traveling at high velocity in the form of radio frequencies. It then violently explodes, via fox news, thru every TV set in America. The repulsive and extremely pure Fox Bullshit saturates everything in its path, essentially turning every home in America into Ground Zero. Fuck You fox news ,.!.._(o.O)__..!.,

[weswilliams17]

Hard yo take u serious when u say fuck so much! Lose some weight, correct your language and take those shades off!

[C0ct0pusPrime]

@weswilliams17 did i fucking ask you for your advice? on fashion much less?

[BeingTheHuman]

Oh...my...god! You take your shades off!! XD

[Omnywrench]

So let me get this straight: Beck actually went out of his way to bake/purchase a cake shaped like the US, all for the sake of a terrible visual gag that only he finds funny?

My god, this man is a fucking clown.

[TheAnubisDrake]

I am from California. I have visited 16 of the western and mid western states. Also spent 2 weeks in New York. I have seen quite a bit of this country. I say hell yes California should be out of the union. There is none like us anywhere else I have been. We are open minded, science oriented, pot smoking, in-port/export global economic powerhouse. The people here that aren't cool are all old Christian Fundamentalists that retire here. They are very upsetting to local politics.

[AsianAmerican2007]

@TheAnubisDrake

Im originally from SD. Recently moved to Fayetteville, NC. This place sucks, when I was caught with weed in Cali, the policeman said, "Just dont mess around and act like fools- stay safe guys!" Over here, police will bash you over the head and butt rape you with a night stick for smoking weed!!!

[CriticalThought09]

I think it says in the constitution that a state can't secceed from the union.

[8541grunt]

Unions suck, as do bail outs

[MacabreManifesto]

Fence them off at the Rockies, trust me, we still have the best snow in the Union.

[44gricardo44]

You are quite possibly the biggest fool 2 walk the planet. Keep making these videos so we know who the ignorant people are. That way we know who to marginalize later.

[JASON9948]

Let me guess what other sates he wants to kick out New York.

oh wait he lives in New York, ha ha, fucker deserve it.

[havvyweponsman]

Something about watching Glenn Beck eat cake makes me extremely nauseous

[mastaODI56]

if i had that cake i would eat texas

[VitaminsAndPiss]

"Bwhherrr du I'h begun anddd how muhhchhh time do ya ghooott Neh Neh Neh" LOL!!!!!!

Best impersonation ever!

[warpedwiselegoman]

you know what i find HORRIFICALLY ironic,is that people are all for drilling offshore,with enormous fucking oil rigs,but dont want wind farms,because it would "ruin the skyline/view".

fucking retarded

[StudioNFC]

@warpedwiselegoman I couldn't have said it better.

[natsum1978]

@warpedwiselegoman I think wind farms off shore are a great idea. They will create jobs and clean energy. People who are against them because they think it will ruin the sky line are retarded. Oil rigs aren't exactly the greatest thing to look at either.

[natsum1978]

Why don't you comment on how you feel about the central valley farmers the liberal faggots in Kalifornia shut the water off to. I'm sure you must think it's OK for people to lose their incomes for a little fucking fish, but then again you are a dumb fuck. You should move to a commie country that would acomidate your fucked opinion. Cali "CASH COW"?????????????????????????? California is broke as fuck. They have the biggest deficite in the union. You are stupid stupid FUCK!!!!!!!!!

[StudioNFC]

@natsum1978 Fuck you, and fuck your oil, you fucking redneck.

[natsum1978]

@StudioNFC I love your intellegent response. Why don't you go draw some more of your lame ass comics so you can distance yourself from reality some more. The oil spill in the gulf is a horrible thing but the bottom line is that our country is dependent on oil. If we don't supply our own oil we will have to buy it from other countrys which means it well need to be shipped here in tankers. Tankers have been proven to be more risky than drilling. I am not a redneck just reality driven unlike you.

[StudioNFC]

@natsum1978 Yes, insult my profession. That's a real intelligent response. I'll keep that in mind when you're kids ask to see the next big comic book movie to come out or ask for action figures or cute little tennis shoes with Ironman on them. I'll definitely keep that in mind the next time I open my wallet and count the money that people like you put there. Fucking moron. You're a redneck bigot. So yeah, fuck you and your oil, bitch.

[StudioNFC]

@natsum1978 IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY CALIFORNIA OR THE UNITED STATES IS BEING RUN, THEN FUCKING LEAVE YOU CRYBABY BITCH! (I mean isn't that what all you dipshits on the right used to say when anyone on the left made any sort of complaint?)

[natsum1978]

@StudioNFC You insulted my proffesion so I countered with the same. I said nothing to imply I am a bigot but that seems to be a common response from people like you when common sense is put forth in a debate. I could care less if my kid doesn't get iron man shoes or any of the cheap shit made in china with your lame cartoons on it. I prefer to support American made products. The great thing about the USA is if something doesn't please us we can vote on it. No need to leave this great nation.Vote

[natsum1978]

HOLY SHIT !!! The more I watch of your shit ass video the more of fucking idiot you show you are. Do you even live in California? I want to see you go 1 fucking day without useing oil. I know you might have to lay off the vasaline but you'll get over the lack of lube when you're jacking off when you get some caluses on your little ass dick, BITCH!! How green are you?? I am willing to bet my carbon foot print is smaller than yours and I work for an oil company. You are a stupid fuck.

[natsum1978]

Oil creates jobs, dumb shit! Look out your window asshole, everyone uses oil. The streets you walk on and the roof on your house was made from oil, "FUCK TARD". Shut the fuck up you loser ass fucking idiot. I don't know where you find your reality but you are fucked up. I live in California and the only reason I stay here is because of the OIL I work everyday to keep coming out of the ground. Why do you think California's economy is so big. You are a stupid fucking retard.

[mrod187]

@natsum1978 sure does with this new huge oil spill they need millions of workers to clean them up. Sorry we dont want that shit here.

[xadam2dudex]

Beck wants profits for oil companies.. he is a stooge for corporate profits.. he has no religion except his pocket book.. the movie industry had their best yr last yr.. they made a few billion..it has nothing to do with trees.. how about the people living in California they won't be affected by smog ? odd the state of California is run by a republican..these bastards that are FOX experts are paid idiots that don't even have to know anything about the subject they talk about ..good video

[AstroMen2911]

I live in Indiana but if California is suffering then go ahead and take my tax money and help them out. Hell, I don't care if Utah takes my tax moeny to advance their schools, we all know they need it. And thats what makes me a Liberal Democrat. We need to stop bitching about who has more money and start helping others.

[AstroMen2911]

A true American will help all 50 states.

[AstroMen2911]

To make a comment that California should be taken out of the United States is Anti-American. California is a part of America and Glenn should be shot.

[betamaxdc]

At 8:22 "it wasn't that long ago in the 60's"... that everything was great.....ooh BUT there were separate water fountains too, so I'm sure he'd rather go back to the "good ol' days"

[evil9MMPEARLGRIP]

FUCK UTAH!!!!!! you got to be a fuckin moron to get rid of cal!!! stupid fucking republicans!!!! cali silicon valley,hollywood seafood, vegetables and fruit business are what make the u.s!!!

[it3jjp]

I hope California burns to the fucking ground... I lived their for 4 years because the military made me... I hope everyone in liberal dies...

[StudioNFC]

@it3jjp Suck my asshole.

[Oldskoolkammy]

Touching on the Hollywood bailout.

Glen, the money that H-Wood makes is more important to the nation than the money YOU make. And if we're giving bailouts to Wall Street, may as well give them some too. I don't like bailouts period, but still. Either everyone gets a bailout or nobody does.

[attactoftheretard]

we would be a whole fuck better without the mormons

[twosocks1976]

sYou, creater of this video, are an idiot. You are just another mindless liberal who thinks exactly the way your left wing media tells you to think. And before anyone accuses me of being some right wing nut job, I cannot put into words my contempt for talk radio and cable news channels and all of the media in general...all they do is create one crisis after another, trying to brainwash as many people like yourself as possible to go along with their own adjenda.

[C0ct0pusPrime]

you, random commenter, are actually the idiot. I don't follow the "left wing media." you actually asy "before someone calls me a right wing nut..." right after calling me a left wing nut.

can you even tell me which news source i use the most? probably not, because you obviously don't watch my videos.

get lost.

[twosocks1976]

Why would I want to watch any more of your videos after seeing how lame this one is? There is no way in hell you are a right wing person, and whether Beck agrees or not, I wish to hell California would take Oregon and Washington with it and make it's own country. I never understood people who hate something so much that they devote their lives to trying to tear it down; I hate Howard Stern, but I show it by ignoring him...you might try that and do something else with your time.

[alialena]

Whats your beef with Washington State hmmm? I've lived in Vancouver Washington my whole life and it's beautiful you ever even been? Don't diss places you haven't been Two socks

Show your beef before dissing it

[Oldskoolkammy]

@C0ct0pusPrime

About the left-wing media. There is no left-wing media since it is all owned by corporations, who lean to the right in definition.

[VitaminsAndPiss]

@twosocks1976 Well your a mindless troll, you know what this video is about, so all you want to do is piss people off by leaving a shit comment. Your not interested in this video, but yet you go on it just to leave a piece of your rhetoric. 100% TROLL

[nylonhead116]

how fitting that glenn beck would have a little logo on screen that says "Edge of Insanity". I know that he's a fucking idiot, but he never ceases to amaze me with his cat shit-for-brains lunacy.

[SCRulerShinoda]

GET OFF MY PHONE

lol

I hope he does that someday again

[Glacies12]

what...a...comedian!

[flamisoft]

I find it hilarious that California wants a 47 billion dollar bailout but he was completely ok with giving wallstreet a 700 billion dollar bailout.

He's a real bitch.

[RocMegamanX]

I've seen commentaries on Beck's stories on GTA4 and Wrestling(where he calls it the most violent sport in the world).

Anything he says is just a grain of salt. Especially kicking California out of the Union. Why not Wyoming instead? All there is is farmland. At least Idaho has their signature potatoes.

[warpedwiselegoman]

i swear to god the second state on his list is New Jersey i know it!

BASTARD!

[wyecee]

When everyone notices a California resident, they shake up, and eyes water. This year seems to be highly rubbing in their issues. It's like a Nigerian in 1859 only feeling curses, and deeper shame for succeeding in a European country. I'm speaking what comes to mind.

[alhunter7888]

ur right fuck fox!!! o yea and fuck california too!

[laurariddle292]

I feel the need to shove that cake down his throat.

[niteme]

Shit you said ass-hat again, now I need to find a drink around my house!

[NyanKyou]

The cake thing...I find that fucking insulting. My brother lives there.

[LogicIsDying]

GET OFF MY PHONE!!!!!

Any doubt Glenn Beck was bat shit insane is thrown out the window from that and the fact he can't thik beyond his skydaddy blind fold.

[Demopoulator]

Mmm...Separatist cake.

What a delicious slice of treason.

[Sparksterfu]

Jack Cashill sort of sounds like ron paul, scroll down until you don't see the video and you can hear the similarity

[guerrillamaab]

Whait, Beck is a mormon? I didn't know that shit! I think it explains a lot about him though?

[fooblet]

no, but it is surprising that he is accepted by so many conservatives

[godos320]

pwned

[TCVB91]

The movie industry does not need a fuckin bailout The Dark Knight made 1BILION FUCKIN WORLWIDE. IN 08 DESPITE THE RECESSION THE FILM INDUSTRY HAD ITS BEST FUCKING YEAR!!!!!!!

[elocfreidon]

He takes a chunk out of the cake that represents California. Then he takes a chunk out of the cake that apparently, with his own words, represents Washington (D.C.).

What does that tell you?

[satbir15]

Whats a morman?

[JohnnyUndaunted]

Mormon - Someone who believes in the fanfic version of Christianity.

[Thatonedude917]

That's a little too vague, you could consider the Christianity itself the fanfic version of Judaism. Mormons believe in a book written by Joseph Smith in the 1820s. Basically you get a planet when you die.

[ddean1987]

fox news should be kicked out of the union.

[THC32]

Hey Cocktopuss, Just wondering what you thought of the Zeigeist? and if you have could you maybe rant about that.. I like the movie..Anyways cheers,

Zeek

[QuetzalcoatlsBlood]

Hey, here's an idea. Let's not only remove where we produce our movies, but let's also remove the best universities, the best scenery, the best tourism, and the best climate areas from our country.

(Sarcasm.)

[truththroughscience]

Beck is a cry baby. It takes a person like him that lives his life lead by the balls from irrational religious emotional bull shit to be religious to began with. You know he cries at night when he thinks about what a charlatan ass hat sell out he is.

[SiCurious]

I agree with your sentiments, man, but it's a shame you have to express your vitriol toward Utah. Yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of mormons there, but you can't tar the whole state with the same brush as a fucknut like Glenn Beck. You're lowering yourself to his ridiculous, generalising, prejudiced level.

[medicatedsaint]

He's not really beating on Utah. He's just trying make a point in my opinion.

[C0ct0pusPrime]

i was trying to be ignorant about utah like beck is being ignorant of california :)

cheers

[SiCurious]

I see! Sorry, my satire sensor is malfunctioning :D

[C0ct0pusPrime]

lol...happens to me all the time XD

[southparkgtaca]

Fuck Beck. I love my damn state.

[korn2600]

I lived in your state its the best.

[deceptekonMC]

STFU Glenn. I'm a Californian

[stevewr23]

lets see how fucking profitable the u.s would be without cali

[jreamer1]

They'd rape your resources anyway, just like they do in my country. We supply 70 percent of oil to a population ten times our size. Yet we pay US prices at the pumps. Fucking ripoff free trade deal.

[yohohobottleofrum]

Why is Glenn Beck so dumb? California is one of the few states that pays more in taxes than it gets in spending. It has more than one tenth of all Americans living there. It feeds almost the entire country. It produces more goods and services than some major European economies.

[prunt23]

i don't get it, doesn't fox want anyone to watch them?

[Nihilist127]

How can "wackos" infiltrate the government? Are they some kind of political ninjas? Last time I checked environmentalists generally don't lie about being environmentalists.

[REBMike1]

Glen Beck can suck my on limey dick.

P.S. Fuck the fox.

[Ofrolvi]

smog is good for the trees being pro environment is sometimes anti tree we should really quit calling them tree hugers it bothers me

[Cyrathil]

Those damn trees! What good have they ever done for us... Fuck 'em, I say! Tear them all down! Stupid trees... If an argument ever relies on saying ". . . because they care about the trees", then shouldn't you know that you've just failed? The trees, not exactly a waste of time for us... I'm all for getting the Mormons to Utah and forcing them to leave the Union, what has Mormonism ever done for us? If he gets California to leave, I'll sign the petition to get Utah to leave...

[KarinMikazuki]

i think the biggest problem is that glen beck doesnt think very far before he opens his mouth... judging by some stuff he said, appearently it doesnt reach beyond the first letter sometimes

[ZaphedBeebleBrox]

Prime, man you are awesome. I believe we just keep on ripping those bastards to pieces. I stopped patronizing any christian establishement or republican nominated. Hell, I stopped hanging out with republican acquaintances. I believe they need to be isolated. Cheers.

[TerranKyra]

I think it's dangerous to isolate them. That's how they got crazy beliefs and ideas to begin with. They need to be confronted.

[ZaphedBeebleBrox]

You got more patience than I do. I believe ignoring someone is the best form of showing dicomfort and disagreement. confronting them will lead to them thinking they got something.

[TruthSurge]

Dude, you need to get on the O'Reilly show as a guest and just rip him and Beck several new ones. oh man. he'd cut your mic after the first question. HEHHEHEHEHHEH

[peepnklown]

I wouldnt mind being a part of the sovereign republic if California.

[jwfcp]

wow, what a tard. yeah, california would do fine as a country, red states would collapse without handouts from the federal govt.

[PaganRon]

Mite I add that without trees we would not be able to breath. Glen Beck is so retarded.

[neoyorke]

Didn't this asshole cry that he loves his country but here he is dissecting states because he doesn't want them in his country? Well I'd love to know what his country is? Glen Beck is the biggest piece of shit on FOX and that's saying A LOT!!!!

[bentpuppy]

If Cali gets the boots I would be happy to welcome it as another province of Canada :) lolz that would kick ass

1. Canada has legalised medical marijuana (although it is kinda gimpy, but it is REAL legislation at the federal level

2. Canada has legal gay marriage (federal)

Just to name a few issues. hrm...food for thought.

[wolfwing1]

What the fuck....probbaly was all for the other bailouts...but something that actually gives people entertainment like hollywood no way...god damn I hate these people..

[anthonzi]

Fuck just kick out Utah, Texas, Oklahoma, etc. Then we can invade them later and set up dictatorships so they don't elect retards as political representatives.

[generaleskimo]

I live in CA. Do you know what my answer to that bastard is? "Still too many fucks like you."

[nevinyrralsdisk]

Its entertaining to watch glenn talking himself into sedition.

[AnasaziDan]

Glenn Beck eats during his shows?

[lumbeeboy92]

why are the view counts so low? All the videos IU've seen today are like 8 hours old, but havce no more then 500 views.

[AnasaziDan]

YouTube's view count refreshes very slowly.

[barndogy]

I want to fly around and shot illegals

[barndogy]

fuck hollywood there so fucking rich they can fend for themselves

[rv186rs]

I would love if CA broke out of the US so I could actually move there if I wanted, now I refuse due to polotical reasons wich is problematicall couse my GF is from there.

dont trees like CO2? Isnt that what they breath? so whats so bad with them getting smog?

[AnasaziDan]

Well smog isn't made of CO2, it's made mainly out of SO2 and NO2 (both of which are poisonous to both us and trees).

[rv186rs]

ahh ok thnx, I don´t know much about smog since we don´t have enough people to create it here ^^

[LolAtYou2ube]

holy jesus! he has eyes!

[C0ct0pusPrime]

lol...ithink i got a phone call or someone knocked on my door while i was making this video...i took the glasses off and forgot to put them back on (dammit!)...thanks for tuning in, i really appreciate the support.

cheers

[C0ct0pusPrime]

lol...sorry...one of my subscribers just ran across these videos that i thought had been lost...

cheers

[ahdkaw]

yeah, noticed that after watching about 3 of them. Not that I had seen them before, so ty.