PART TWO: Counting the SHITS: We're going to get you SHITs7 contingent. Bus leaves Monday at O SHIT8 hundred hours. 4.45am. Skip your morning SHIT9 and get down there.
OKAY Someone tell me where, in that verbatim, I missed out the 10th SHIT???
So if you're trying to tell people there are 10 - STOP LYING! D-8
And for all the rest who only heard 9 - YOU"RE NOT CRAZY 8-D
I don't think there is a 10th, they just decided that 9 was closer to 10 than 7.
PART ONE: Counting the SHITS: You SHIT1heads think you're the SHIT2? That you don't need to pay attention out there? I'll kick the SHIT3 out of you. You pumped for football camp? Ha Ha don't mess with me SHIT4 dick. I'm going to push you like you have never been pushed before. Your muscle will ache, your head will throb, you're going to SHIT5 blood out of holes you never knew you had. Oh no change it up this year, Camps going to be in El Paso Texas. Hotter than you SHIT6hole.
Ok ive i honestly have counted only 9 "shits" everytime i see that part in the moive. where is the 10th one please god in heaven sombody help me. cuz its FUCKIN DRIVES ME NUTS!!!!
@wwewrestling1122 you learned that from the top rated comment, and tried to copy it and get likes. i fucking hate it when people like you do shit like that
We are driving we, we are driving. we like driving we, we like driving. We are eating we,we are eating. We are driving again we, we are driving again. lmfao lol
Im gunna have to go ahead and ask you both to go ahead and leave rite now to leave now OMG THATS SO FUNNY!!! i almost shit myself laughing.....thats a joke....but it really happend lol
@miaforever100 Great intelligent reply (that's sarcasm by the way). I was just telling you that it's not a big of a deal and you reply with an immature comment like that. You're very hipocritical. From the looks of your previous comments it's obvious your maturity is lower than mine and by making such a comment about my maturity it only brings yours down too. Sorry you misinterpreted my comment as being a 'bitch' but I was just informing you that you don't rule the internet, stop acting like it.
@miaforever100 No need to get pissy, it's not that big of a deal. I know people younger than her that know what they are so get off your horse cause you're not doing anyone any good by acting high and mighty.
NO STOP IT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS ISNT A GAME! IM NOT PLAYING AROUND UP HERE! just a joke, first week of cheer camp lighten things up have a good time now everybody say it fountain of troy.
FOUNTAIN OF
OH WOULDYA DEAR LORD OH GOD SHUT UP SHUT UP AND DIE. STOP IT! STOP IT!
those are his er er beads
MegaRuvarashe 1 week ago
11 in crocs....
AustoMagic 1 week ago
i said it in spanish how much clearer could i have been.
D3struc10 2 weeks ago
i so wish i could do 1:48 - 2:33 as my monologue for my drama class. i've memorized that better than the back of my hand lol
I am failing, I, I am failing! :P
successfulfailure70 3 weeks ago
Omg! Wheres the scene where bianca and the black chick were in bed?!?!? Tht was hilarious!!!!
sweety2350 3 weeks ago
ten and a half papo...>:) in crocks!
zachkoshgarian 3 weeks ago
And apparently Bruce needs it STAT.
LoveEmBitches 1 month ago 2
F! U!
Cnuggat 1 month ago
Its eating me up inside. Its eating me up
DjRandom14 1 month ago 8
ye there were only nine shits. I count it every time
DjRandom14 1 month ago
F u !
AmbuShstyle 1 month ago
9 shits it is!
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The63Angels 1 month ago 4
2 people only counted 7 shits
kuau808waipahu94girl 1 month ago 2
9 is nearest of 10 guys, 9 é mais perto q 10 pessoal
Gabrielsantosgb 2 months ago
yea, i definitely counted 9 shits
theSOLEbro 2 months ago
This film sucks...
80smusicfanNO1 2 months ago
Whole movie in a nut shell!
NickiMinajBooty 2 months ago
"its a gift. im not proud of it" LOL
AAtomicPunk 2 months ago 2
"That's a joke but it really happened" ROFL hehe
SugaL0v3R 2 months ago
11 in Crocs
HappyBerryShortcake 3 months ago
2 people cant skip their morning shit
groterfy 3 months ago
he called his wife handsom.....
hayley3291428 3 months ago
"I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you both to go ahead and leave right now to leave now." - What?!?!? hahahahaha
asceventura 3 months ago 2
"We are driving, we we are driving." No Shit blonde dicks.
yngtommy 3 months ago
red - white - blue HOLLAND, rofl
alettaHartjePonys 4 months ago
How do you spell fired up? FU! Not really hahaha!
cloweheartscy21 4 months ago
Jennnniiffeerrr XD HAHA
GloshGrindcore 4 months ago
i only counted 9 shits
eagles12todamax 5 months ago 132
@eagles12todamax I counted 10
trancecod 4 months ago
@eagles12todamax Maybe El Paso, Texas is supposed to be considered one of the "shits". With the kind of movie this is, it wouldn't surprise me. :)
asceventura 1 month ago
@eagles12todamax 9 shits + texas, thats 10 :D
trancecod 1 month ago
How did you 2 crazy kids meet Rick ?
It's a funny story actually..
Our parents knew each other from way back and they introduced us....
hahahahahaha
TeenBodybuilder101 5 months ago
"Ooh, that's frightening"
thegroudo6 5 months ago
Dr Rick has bite marks all over his badonk adonk.
jaredneedsalife 5 months ago
I think the unrated version had 10 shits. I think they cut out a line or 2. But then again i could be wrong
SheraazS09 5 months ago
@SheraazS09 It's still 9 in the unrated version.
peaceeeg 4 months ago
11 in crocs
xxxccc100 5 months ago
PART TWO: Counting the SHITS: We're going to get you SHITs7 contingent. Bus leaves Monday at O SHIT8 hundred hours. 4.45am. Skip your morning SHIT9 and get down there.
OKAY Someone tell me where, in that verbatim, I missed out the 10th SHIT???
So if you're trying to tell people there are 10 - STOP LYING! D-8
And for all the rest who only heard 9 - YOU"RE NOT CRAZY 8-D
I don't think there is a 10th, they just decided that 9 was closer to 10 than 7.
CoRtNZ1 6 months ago
@CoRtNZ1 yhe
EmmaV54069 6 months ago
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CoRtNZ1 6 months ago
PART ONE: Counting the SHITS: You SHIT1heads think you're the SHIT2? That you don't need to pay attention out there? I'll kick the SHIT3 out of you. You pumped for football camp? Ha Ha don't mess with me SHIT4 dick. I'm going to push you like you have never been pushed before. Your muscle will ache, your head will throb, you're going to SHIT5 blood out of holes you never knew you had. Oh no change it up this year, Camps going to be in El Paso Texas. Hotter than you SHIT6hole.
CoRtNZ1 6 months ago
that's a joke - but it really happened.
Rind0Man 6 months ago
AChangOfFate1324 its 10 times idiot :-)
Howimetyourass2 6 months ago
where's
"i think our bus crashed and we're in heaven"
"no, we would've heard 'we, are crashing, we, we, are crashing"
JayduncRocknRoll 6 months ago
Ok ive i honestly have counted only 9 "shits" everytime i see that part in the moive. where is the 10th one please god in heaven sombody help me. cuz its FUCKIN DRIVES ME NUTS!!!!
NICKtheBAPTISTA 6 months ago
"Animal House reference... LOVE ITTTTTTT!"
TheWho852 6 months ago
I cant believe people are actually counting the shits he said... wathc the damn movie rofl
jk0w 7 months ago
he only says shit 9 times............
tragedybutterfly 7 months ago
@tragedybutterfly I counted 10....there was 1 though that was sorta easy to miss though.
PearceFC 7 months ago
@PearceFC where? lol i watched it a million and one times and all my friends and everyone i asked said 9........
tragedybutterfly 7 months ago
1.48 HAHAHA LOVE THAT SCENE!!!!
ddiiie 7 months ago
0:43 Coash Shit Shit... ONly say "Shit" 9 times.. like if u noticed..
wwewrestling1122 7 months ago
@wwewrestling1122 fuck you
eman7254 7 months ago
@eman7254 he does.. thx but im not gay, but if ur a girl ur welcome to come on my dick ;)
wwewrestling1122 7 months ago
@wwewrestling1122 you learned that from the top rated comment, and tried to copy it and get likes. i fucking hate it when people like you do shit like that
eman7254 7 months ago
@eman7254 do shit like what?
wwewrestling1122 7 months ago
@wwewrestling1122 copy the top rated comment
eman7254 7 months ago
How u 2 meet?
Funny Story Accerly..
our perents knew eachother from way back.. and they introduced us..
not that funny of a story. not even a story, just a fact..
wwewrestling1122 7 months ago
Projibidado... instead of " Prohibido " hahaha :D
l3el3e90 7 months ago
and i say that in spanish because that's how exotic and not allowed it is.
halezieee 7 months ago
im gonna have to go ahead and ask you both to go ahead and leave right now to leave now.... haha what???
ballin7453 7 months ago
who the hell wears crocs?!
cabronaloca101 7 months ago 2
/watch?v=83oWwi7lgM8 < FIRED UP MOVIE REMIX !
BIG TIME TUNE
5thStreet2009 7 months ago
I laughed so hard at 9:30. You could tell the guy playing Sean was about to crack up when he said the whole thing.
RockRampage74 8 months ago
I only get 9 shits!
sartanko 8 months ago
are u fired up how do u spell fired up ' fu ' no not really how do u spell fired up 'fu' what does that spell 'fired up' no that way either lol
xxglossdropsxx 8 months ago
We are driving we, we are driving. we like driving we, we like driving. We are eating we,we are eating. We are driving again we, we are driving again. lmfao lol
xxglossdropsxx 8 months ago
@AChangeOfFate1324 I counted 10...
mullindriver1 8 months ago
Dont mess with me SHIT. DICK
maxswaney 8 months ago
"Thats how exotic and not allowed it is" lmfao xD
5816alexis 8 months ago
Wait, so what EXACTLY is that green bracelet for if it's 'not' a bracelet?
ijdeltuit 8 months ago
@ijdeltuit Anal beads, dude. Anal beads.
ludovicpurifiesh20 8 months ago
@ludovicpurifiesh20 thanks for sayin it for me!
pancakes4dinner1 8 months ago
The god damn spermless liars
duggerboy35 9 months ago
1 and a half popo... 11 in crocs..
*Drives off like he just owned him*
rpraza4 9 months ago
11 in crocs lmao
shphockey 9 months ago
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Animal House reference LOVE IT!!!
finchfam 9 months ago
Animal House reference LOVE IT!!!
finchfam 9 months ago
thumbs up if u counted 9 shits
jerryamar21 9 months ago 35
funny story actually our parents knew each other from way back and they introduced us...... bahahahha
99francesco 9 months ago
We are driving. haha wtf.
phillipmart 9 months ago
i keep counting 9 shits.
tumblingcutie23 9 months ago
I keep count 9 shits....
thatboi713 9 months ago
"That's a joke, but it really happened"
nazzop 9 months ago
@hoppyiscute I got nine as well
MissMelindaHalliwell 10 months ago
Im gunna have to go ahead and ask you both to go ahead and leave rite now to leave now OMG THATS SO FUNNY!!! i almost shit myself laughing.....thats a joke....but it really happend lol
nixville13 10 months ago
That wasn't 10 shits. I keep counting 11
UgliestGuyEver 10 months ago
im gonna have to go ahead and ask you both to go ahead and leave right now, to leave now.
Reaperoframen 10 months ago
"Sure, I'll teach you how to do the fountain of troy, then I'm gonna teach you how to put makeup on a BEAR!"
dingdong55555 10 months ago 64
Yeah but don't make me say it coach, CAUSE IT'S EATING ME UP INSIDE, IT'S EATING ME UP!
dingdong55555 10 months ago
"that move is prohibidato!"
"prohibi-what?"
"prohibidato! i say that in spanish because that's how exotic, and NOT ALLOWED it is!" xD
peacelove629 10 months ago 3
We are driving, we we are driving !!
yanshaolu 11 months ago
I only got 9 shits..
CherryLollification 11 months ago
am i the only one that only got 9 shits?
hoppyiscute 11 months ago
what the fuck that was only 9 the fucking lied
bweyable 11 months ago
~i only counted 9 shits
TheOnlyCrazyCris97 1 year ago
"That was a joke.... But it really happend"
... o_O
Mindfuk
Biankalicious15 1 year ago 6
managed care, its ironic huh? he never managed to care for me lol best movie ever!!!
Sarah2431 1 year ago
Whhhaa...did he say wife?
No He couldn't have :p
LOL
Vonstadt 1 year ago
"I'm a hero"
downxwithxcliches 1 year ago
"TINK"
GTLA1994 1 year ago
Shit dick hahahaha
LeenyPL 1 year ago
okay now be ohnest watch 0:43 and tell me how mutch times the coach says "shit" if you hear 10 then reply but if he only says nine then thumbs up
AChangeOfFate1324 1 year ago 255
@AChangeOfFate1324 I know, I've seen this movie so many times and I always felt like I was missing one. There's only 9. I just looked at the script.
stagno182 8 months ago
@AChangeOfFate1324 he says texshit
and not texas
prankman1999 7 months ago
@AChangeOfFate1324 maybe shitdick counts as two lol
MadeleineJK 7 months ago
@AChangeOfFate1324 well, since 9 is closer to 10 they said he won. Thats how they said 10
ShamefulFate 6 months ago
@AChangeOfFate1324 he said ten, there was one that was really subtle and u couldnt really tell, i swear. it was before the last one.
flaviavi52 6 months ago
@AChangeOfFate1324 it was ten, i watched that part 3 times! =)
Cheergirl0697 6 months ago
@Cheergirl0697 he said nine
TheStarfox187 5 months ago
@AChangeOfFate1324 yeah it's 9. my friend and i caught that in the theater when it first came out. weird.
JoeJackedMySwag 4 months ago
11 in crocs
Vickieontheroad 1 year ago
You missed the nude cheering scene! That was the funniest part of the whole movie!!
jaryl13 1 year ago 3
@miaforever100 Great intelligent reply (that's sarcasm by the way). I was just telling you that it's not a big of a deal and you reply with an immature comment like that. You're very hipocritical. From the looks of your previous comments it's obvious your maturity is lower than mine and by making such a comment about my maturity it only brings yours down too. Sorry you misinterpreted my comment as being a 'bitch' but I was just informing you that you don't rule the internet, stop acting like it.
Muffarino 1 year ago
the coach only says shit 9 times
greenwoodgirls 1 year ago
@miaforever100 No need to get pissy, it's not that big of a deal. I know people younger than her that know what they are so get off your horse cause you're not doing anyone any good by acting high and mighty.
Muffarino 1 year ago
@miaforever100 Well I have an idea, but on the other hand remember I'm only 11
Hayleighbella 1 year ago
@Hayleighbella Um......it's the shortened version of 'anal beads'.....they're sex toys for men and are mainly used in gay relationships...........
Oh goodness, I died a little inside trying to write that...
Muffarino 1 year ago
What does he mean by his uh uh beads
Hayleighbella 1 year ago
hes a godamn spermless LIAR!
brightlights24 1 year ago
probibly the funniest film ever filmed.
barrcj91 1 year ago
''so how did you 2 meet''?
funny story actually,, our parents introduced us way back ....................... okey, not that funny xD
poulaxd 1 year ago
fired up! f....u!!!!!
heisserPopper 1 year ago
oh shawn.... <3
xXPuffyCookiesXx 1 year ago
You classic downey, classic!
SycoDannnnn 1 year ago
"i'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you both to go ahead and leave right now to leave now." XD
obcb355 1 year ago
so what exactly are we gonna say to coach shit for words to get out of football camp? lol <3
HaleyG12311 1 year ago
"Wha? Did he say wife?"
"No...he couldn't have" lol
Vonstadt 1 year ago
omg 9:18
TheNicholos 1 year ago
am i missing a shit !? cuz i can only count 9
flacacubana95 1 year ago
yes only 9 shits
coaleksandar 1 year ago
One of the funniest movies I've ever seen!
GlamBalam 1 year ago
go ahead and say it FOUNTAIN OF
NO STOP IT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS ISNT A GAME! IM NOT PLAYING AROUND UP HERE! just a joke, first week of cheer camp lighten things up have a good time now everybody say it fountain of troy.
FOUNTAIN OF
OH WOULDYA DEAR LORD OH GOD SHUT UP SHUT UP AND DIE. STOP IT! STOP IT!
lol
98lavagirl 1 year ago 2
hahahah shitdick
Jitty2227 1 year ago
i LOVE shawn's face during the donating a kidney scene hahaha it's a mix between fear of being found out, trying not to laugh, and wtf
brainybrunette180 1 year ago
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brainybrunette180 1 year ago
noice
PS34LIFE141 1 year ago
How do you spell fired up? F U. not really. whats F U. Fired up. not really that way XD
XFreedomfeelsgood45 1 year ago 2
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That didn't even happen....
Punchatori 1 year ago
Animal House reference...LOVE IT !
TheB0a 1 year ago
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10 and a half pappo! 11 in crocs....
moose97GIRL 1 year ago
10 and a half pappo! 11 in crocs....
moose97GIRL 1 year ago 3
I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you both to go ahead and leave right now to leave now.
jman0955 1 year ago 4
super sexy handsome wife
jman0955 1 year ago 3
he says shit 9 times
sproud50 1 year ago
can anyone tell me the names of the these friends?
enwsisole21gate 1 year ago
Lol I laughed so hard when I saw this movie i live the flashbacks of Downey. Totally great and hilarious movie!! I love it!!!
Msfacepunch 1 year ago
That's a joke! But it really happened!
FlHoss 1 year ago 2
my FAVORITE MOVIE :D
TheSmartiesice 1 year ago 4
no, it's got 10 shits
CallMeButler 1 year ago
@CallMeButler how
jman0955 1 year ago
You`re classic downey , classic
thekingofwcring 1 year ago 3
my fav scene is when nick tells the coach he's adopted and his birth father, bruce, needs a kidney xD LMFAO awesomness
russianamericanbaby 1 year ago 4
puke parenthasess BOLD underlined
chachamendez 1 year ago 4
only 9 shits lmao
HITMANant 1 year ago
best scene birth father bruce
milwaukeerican5 1 year ago 6
@milwaukeerican5 ikrrr it's epic!!!!
russianamericanbaby 1 year ago
"im gonna have to go ahead and ask you both to go ahead right now to leave now"
xDD <3
xxomqitsbethxD 1 year ago 7
@xxomqitsbethxD that line cracks me up lawl!!!
crucialconflict02 1 year ago
How do Yu spell Fired up!? F U! Not really lol
1TaylorLautner3 1 year ago 44
@1TaylorLautner3 F U ! what does that spell! Fired Up
No not really that way either :P
Rotinpeace123 1 year ago 22
i've seen this scene multiple time and there's only 9 shits....what the hell!
brandofheroin1901 1 year ago 102
@brandofheroin1901 hahaha, i know :P every time i see it, i only count 9 shits :P
Rotinpeace123 1 year ago 64
@Rotinpeace123 i counted aswell only 9!111
Raci9pop 1 year ago
@Rotinpeace123 I know unless you count the hey shitheads in the beginning. than you count the necessary 10 shits
jhaelter 1 year ago
@brandofheroin1901 I know dude what the hell
1TaylorLautner3 1 year ago
@brandofheroin1901 it said on imdb on the trivia part that they did that on purpose
Vicki120 1 year ago
@brandofheroin1901 - I have been trying to figure out what the 10th shit was since I saw this movie the first time!!!! Glad Im not the only one.
pennedquiet 1 year ago
@brandofheroin1901 it's because his guess was closest . it took me watching this movie about 10 times to actually figure that out, haha.
corrieeeXD 1 year ago
@brandofheroin1901 Lol same thing here!
MsClover25 1 year ago
@brandofheroin1901 hahahahahaha me and my friends counted TOO!!
brainybrunette180 1 year ago
@brandofheroin1901 they rounded it up haha
OhMyEdwardx3 1 year ago
@brandofheroin1901 okay i thought i was the only one...
Mizzcheergirl 1 year ago