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  • Why is this video Not aloud to be watched!!!!

    cmon!!!

  • "...Yahweh?"

    "No."

    "...ATHEIST!!!"

    That is probably the greatest thing I have ever seen/heard in my entire life. Whoever made that deserves 16.2 medals.

  • That's an ankh not a cross...XD

  • roflmao

  • lol

  • Hahahahahaha!! I love this XD

  • This video is corruptive. I love CHRISTMAS!

  • LMFAO

  • I'm starting to realize what assholes we are. XD

  • Yea, we're assholes, but we don't come close to the religious.

    xD

  • had a zappa fell to it, lol

  • One of the things I think everyone here is overlooking (certainly not the content which I think is spot on and hysterical) is Criss's skill as an editor. I do think she's brilliant.

  • I certainly didnt overlook the awesome editing, but if anyone did than its underappreciated indeed.

  • Why do you wear a cross? Just wondering ...

  • That's NOT t a christian cross. It's a ankh! It's an *cross shaped like a T with a loop at the top*...symbolizing a mythical eternal life, rebirth, and the life-giving power of the sun. =)

  • protip: it's not a cross

  • Whatever happened to dendrophilian? He seems gone from here :(

  • his (along with many of these people) account is closed.

    very very sad. pisses me off

  • We still have good people reposting their vids, if they wish to, so its all good, youtube cant really touch them on a deeper level :)

  • sometimes this video is all we have left of them

  • Yep, they do seem to suffer from acute mental devolution. Looking past all the quote-mining, the dishonest use of misrepresenting statistics, the downright lies and so on, they had a thing going. Now it seems its back to preaching "god is good" televangelist-style, not even trying to put an intellectual quirk on their claims. Too bad for us who enjoyed asshats trying to measure up to scientific standards and failing miserably :(

  • May they rest in peace... And then make another account!

    xD

  • that's what i always say...

    especially soldieringodsarmy

    just make another account and get back to work

    and to your comment below (assholes):

    absolutely =)

    cheers

  • Thats IT!

    I'm subbing you and there is nothing you can do about it!

    xD

    Nice wallpaper on your channel by the way.

  • This was the most brilliant atheist compilation i've ever seen! Could do with a bit of benny hill theme in the background though :D

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  • im laughing like hell. thx this mayde my day

  • Wow. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Can't. Breath. *dies*

  • I'm a Cristinaty convert.

  • Can't even spell Christianity mate?

  • Haven't you heard of humour before, mate?

  • Holy shit ,I love this compilation .

  • Ugh, no.

  • WHERE CAN I GET THAT STICK ANIMATION

  • Defender of Reason what's up with the brows? Not much reason in that contrast.

  • Ninja dude is hilarious!!!!

  • Fantastic compilation!

    Didnt know Youtube was so Atheist, never had time to check this out before. Ahhh! love this !

    Does anyone know why it takes so long for text comments to post on religious sites?

  • Woot! People must come together for an Athiest youtube!

  • The stick figures were hilarious. haha

    took dude forever too know he was atheist

  • Bagels are just doughnuts that weren't good enough to be donuts!!!!!

    FUCKING GREAT!!!!

    GREAT compilation!

    you SO rock

  • I love you girl! ha ha ha ha ha

    LOL....

    Avesome video!!!

  • Lol "Kill yourself with your toaster oven."

  • LMFAO!

  • It's interesting to see that so many individuals choose their religion merely by watching youtube videos. People are so lazy they will believe what they want to hear from anyone. Very gullable and sad.

  • But you were just saying you don't care what atheists believe. Change your mind?

    Most of us were atheists long before coming to Youtube. I really don't care what you believe in but calling people who disagree with you gullible and lazy when you claimed earlier to not care what their beliefs are, well that just smells of hypocrisy.

    And this goes to answer your earlier question of why atheists attack religious beliefs. Most of the time it's to defend their own rationality from claims like this.

  • I thought atheists didn't believe in God... why do these people keep speaking of something they FIRMLY do not believe in?

  • same reason religious people go on and on about how gays(and people who dont believe in their god of choice) are going to hell... if they are going to hell why spend so much time making their lives BEFORE they die hell on earth?

  • I'm very religious but I don't go around judging people for the choices they've made in their life. I believe everyone deserves the right to choose what they believe in, and why did I deserve a negative rating on my previous comment? Is it because some (not all) atheists do nag about God even though they're in no position to be speaking about him?

  • i didnt down rate you at all. that is someone else's doing. can you say the same for mine? the same arguments you make about atheists are ones that are made by religious people who encounter them. ive NEVER known an atheist or agnostic to just jump down somebody's throat about what ideologies they have or don't have like ive seen christians, johovas whitnesses, muslims ect. unprovoked.

  • Atheists don't go out of their way to rub in anyone's face what their views are like religious ppl do unless provoked. where as their opposition are encouraged to. Some religious ppl are in no position to be speaking about their God either if they pick & choose parts of the canon they want to take literally & others ignore completely. I mean... why troll videos atheists put up in the first place? its like you're trying to piss yourself off. i don't watch fox news or mtv for this very reason.

  • Well because I was curious of others beliefs or disbeliefs and looking for an answer as why some* atheists put down other religions. I am not speaking about all athiests just the few who think they're above others.

  • Atheists don't feel they're above religious people. Many of these atheists were themselves religious a few years back. So you see, this isn't a game of who's better. Instead, it's about truth and falsehood. It's about boldly looking at reality and accepting it, vs. constructing fairy tales and demanding that others *respect* your fairy tales, or trying to write your own brand of magic and superstition into the nation's laws (think abortion, stem cell research, e.t.c.).

  • Atheism is as much a religion as being bald is a hair style. It's a LACK of religion. Second, I put down other religions because religion convinces people that there are invisible people in the sky that watch everything you do, that want you to give %10 of your money to them even if that means starving your children. In some places in the world you can still be STONED TO DEATH for denying their ridiculous beliefs. It is my duty as a scientist to strip the world of false beliefs.

  • So how is it a religion and a LACK of a religion at the same time?

  • It's a religion in the sense that not collecting stamps is a hobby.

  • I never labeled Atheism as a religion, if anything it's a lack of it. As for me I believe in God because if I didn't the world would feel like such a cold and lonely place. The duty of scientists isn't to strip the world of false beliefs, I thought it was to study the natural world (elementary school)... You're probably some undergraduate who fancies himself a wiseman because he doesn't believe in fairies.

  • The reason why the world feels cold and lonely is because it is a cold a lonely place. I do not mean to come off as a complete cynic as we do find warmth and companionship with our close friends and family, but the rest of the world is cold and lonely. Go to the bottom of the ocean, into outer space, or even deep into a desert at night and you will find out how cold and lonely the world really is.

    You believe in a god because you enjoy your delusion that the world is other than it is!

  • Well then I'll enjoy this illusion for as long as I live for... because life isn't worth living if I have the mindset of an ant.

  • Actually the world is a cold and cruel place, for the scientist part you are correct but part of that is to correct false "belief" with respect to the world.

  • There is no god.

    We are in a position to speak about your imaginary friend.

  • Look you do what you want to do and I'll believe in whatever the hell I choose to, I just don't see why you have to go putting down people, offending them by telling them they believe in a fairy tale. What if science is something humans made up to give explanations to their curious minds?

  • Because what your beliefs are fallacious. They need to be ridiculed. People get hurt, separated, and die to belief in gods. It needs to be educated out of society. That's why. Science means "to know", Einstein.

  • You raise a good point.

    Read Quine's "On What there is"

    Basically, it has to do with the limits of language.

  • why is it so important for you to prove there is no God? What is the benefit to you? or whoever you are trying to convince? I am a Christian but I don't need to prove anything nor do I have to mock and make fun of other religions and belief. If someone doesn't believe or want to hear it then thats fine. It's their choice. I wouldn't prosecute them for it either. It don't matter to me what one believes why should it matter to you?

  • If it doesn't matter to you, why are you even asking if it matters to her?

  • It doesn't matter to me of what she believes whether it is Athiest, Budism, Christian, Catholic, Judism, etc, etc,etc. It's just curiosity. Wondering why someone is making such a big deal about something they don't believe in. Curiosity of why it bothers her so much to have to prove whether it's real or not. Why she is so angry about it. I don't really care. Like I said it's mere curiosity. I will sleep fine either way.

  • Poking fun at something you strongly disagree with isn't persecution. Nobody's actively preventing you from believing in whatever you want to believe in or hating you for it. Youtube is just a forum for open discussion. Trust me, nobody here is "angry" or "bothered" about your religious beliefs. They just personally find them to be silly. Admittedly the discussion can get a bit childish (from both sides), but there's no sense getting bent out of shape about it like some people do.

  • Problem with religious people, they interpret the Bible the way it was interpreted by primitive civilizations, problem with radical atheists, they dismiss the Bible altogether. A true scientist, will think of the Bible as a book written in the perspective of a primitive civilization, a historical artifact and should never be dismissed. Ezekiel saw something that have wheels and floats in the air,wherever the being inside it goes the wheels turn that way.What was it? It's up to us to investigate.

  • umm... as a work of fiction, the bible should not be dismissed.

    as a reality, historical truth, or moral guide, it should be dismissed into the toilet for the shit that it is.

    it is a vile attack on logic and reason, and deserves no respect.

    this conclusion can be reached by simply reading the thing and realizing that it's completely illogical, implausible, and highly immoral

  • Like I said, it was written in the perspective of a primitive civilization, Im not saying what it says is true, but you will wonder what kind of being did Ezekiel encountered inside a floating vehicle with wheels, it appears the vehicle is being controlled by the being inside it, he said it was as bright as fire. Imagine if you are a caveman and you seen a helicopter or a just a light bulb, how would you describe it? That's why we need to investigate, it's been dismissed over and over again.

  • no dickhead its because intellectual humour (TF is a good example) is NOT FUNYY!!!

  • your going to be very surprised when you die

  • Actually I'm not going to feel anything when I die because I'll be dead. So will you. You will feed the beetles.

  • I just need to shut up and talk :))) genial

  • rofl

  • How is this funny atheism? This seems more like funny religion bashing. Just an observation.

  • I have never really fofl'd to a youtube video until now

  • Massacre, slaughter, rape, molest...

    Huurgh!

  • wukdar is closed?!?!

  • lol

  • The guy with the sock over his head, that's George Bush. Arg

  • Great video. Sometimes...when you're dealing with complete idiots, the best thing to do is laugh. Very clever, and a great video so thank you! :)

  • That was hella funny

  • The votebots are now sad in there pants.

  • Haha SIGA is so lulzy. Can't get enough of him.

  • That dude with the mask is funny as hell. What's the name of his channel?

  • soilderingodsarmy. He got suspended :(

  • one thing is missing ...

    watch?v=kag2yXDFoAU

    5*

  • This video is really great. Karina has a gift for video-making.

  • BEST ATHEIST VIDEO EVER!!!

  • ZOMGitsCriss you done it again love the vid

  • Great stuff.

  • i want to see that stick figure cartoon

  • on YouTube search "an atheist meets God" and you'll find it. I believe its one of EdwardCurrent's vids.

  • Yeah, it's from Ed-- He also did "A christian meets the invisible pink unicorn", a nice sequel.

  • Yes I saw that one too lol I thought it was great. I love his videos.

  • EdwardCurrent really is one of the most consistantly funny guys on YT. I made a nice playlist of his vids, since they were taking up so much space in my Favorites!

  • All Hail Ethel, Mother Of All!

  • i don't like that SoldierInGodsArmys is muzzled, but he didn't do his homework. i do think critical views of religions are necessary and a great opportunity for believers to "renovate" their belief, but only if the critic took a minute to get to know the religion. when people try to show contradictions in a belief system, they should research beforehand, because those half-baked attempts just spur fundamentalists on, and the more absolutist and fanatic they get, the more dangerous they become.

  • Oh god this is awesome

  • sorry... 3:22 minutes into this.. what is this video truly about? Maybe I'm just drunk, whatever.

  • It represents man's inhumanity to man during the Spanish civil war/

    Oh, wait, sorry-- That's Picasso's GUERNICA. I always get them confused.

  • omg =O i just realized how much sexier ZOMGitsCriss would be if she cos played as rikku from final fantasy you need to take some cos play pics!!

  • Lmao ending is so funny he listed so many dietys .

  • Nice vid, only one thing: tooltime9901 is not funny!

  • Copy/Paste If I false flagged you

  • you make my brain hurt =(

  • Zom, I'm in Hong Kong airport. Can I skip my flight back "home" to Japan and come visit you instead? Please let me know within the next 2.5 hours. NSC

    PS - if necessary I can hijack my plane.

  • absolutely priceless DoR, i hope there is more to come XD

  • glad to see you guys having faith xd in trinity -the symbol of god.

    btw its not that I depend on you to give give a lovely feedback --oops thats the other vid -- Chriss your lust crown !!!

  • Great vid Criss, love your work and your hair!

  • Thank you ZOMGitsCriss for showing that wannabe atheists are just as nuts as zealot bible thumpers.

    Really, someone should put up a vid telling us how human culture from the deepest past is responsible for all the religions of the current world. History, not faith, will tell the story.

    Also, bashing people for their beliefs is not the way to help those searching for the truth find their way.

  • gold

  • Fantastico!

  • This video was okay, yet again more good points though. :)

  • What exactly are you basing that average on? I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'm not saying you're right either.

  • im averaging it on my own observations of atheist youtubers. simply an opinion. self labeled atheists tend to be 'intellectuals'(wannabes some of the time) and 'intellectuals' tend not to be funny,if they try, which they do, to be 'intellectually funny'. thunderfoot is a great example. this type of intellectual humour is terrible.

  • This is some FUNNY SHIT. Thanks Chris for making my day a little bit better!

  • damn intriducing the mad crew from .... where is it?

    hey you dont get the meaning of trinity?? its so simple !!!!

    its just a formula, a highly compressed formula to describe the whole history of God, also represents the stages by which you may reach God becoming one with his consciousness. no big deal. why are you so lost ?

  • ok ok ok think of a couple He thinks in rational and will expressing that to the outside as emotional reactions not only in personality but also in physical conditions.

    and She is emotional but expresses herself as actions somewhat rational, material born out of wil.

    since they are a couple the emotional outcome of him becomes the main conscious aparatus xd of her..and the material/mental/rational outcome of her becomes the Will/rational main mind of him ....see the circle??well start by there

  • 1:06 lmao... xD

  • Funny vid!

  • Hysterical. Totally dada. I love it!

    Blainists... maybe everyone will convert XD

  • Nice

  • Wait...this was funny? All I saw was a lot of people in desperate need of a communal bath and saying the word, "fucktard" a lot.

    Freakin' hilarious!

  • Why am I not subscribed to Jesusophile yet?!

  • You can say whatever you want about atheist people (No, you actually cant... you need evidence to back up every claim you do!) but you got to admit atheists have a great sense of humor...

  • 'yes it comes with always using are heads.'

    Who would of thunk it, thinking helps someone to have a sense of humor.

  • "I just need to shut up and talk" and "this magic is real" crack me up. I'm going to subscribe to a bunch of atheists I haven't met yet. Thanks for this video.

  • very ambiguous.

    Is that the main reason everyone is eccentric and totally turned on/off by the FUNNY FACES?

  • LoL... This video was really funny, but at the same time it really wasn't, but it was, do you see?

  • laaaaaaaaaaame.

  • Hehe - fun!

  • XD Fucking perfect!

  • very nice. very very nice

    can't find anything better to say

  • Denied? Me? I must go stand in the corner now, or perhaps sit in the shower with my clothes on. *sobbing*

  • sorry to say it, but pretty dum

  • lets hear it for Ethal!!!!

  • what does this all even mean??

  • Those silly atheist, silly I say!

  • thanks for making this. I like the little change up, instead of vblogs constantly

  • i wanna know why god never defends himself

  • Lady, you have mocked God long enough, I thinks its high time He dispensed His vengeance upon you, you should seek forgiveness because, I suspect a great tragedy is about to strike you (or your family.

    Nobody in the history of humanity mocks God in this manner and gets away with it, NOBODY. I hope others learn from whatever tragedy comes your way. You even included that notorious pedophile/racist (dendrophilian), how despicable.

  • yeah... nobody ever gets away with mocking god... ever...

    Have you ever met an atheist that lived forever? I don't think so. CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS!

  • Have you ever met a christian that lived forever? I don't think so. CHECKMATE.

  • I think that guy was jokeing.

  • lmao

  • bloodeyez2:

    That didn't sound hate filled at all.

    Let me ask you, what is it when a devoted religious person gets a tragedy? Believing didn't really help dodge his divine vengeance then did it?

    Oh, that is god's divine plan/god's will. It is suppose to help the person, right.

    What happens when a tragedy hits an atheist?

    Oh, THAT is vengeance. I'm glad there is a difference, I thought it was just dumb luck and coincidences. Thanks for helping me.

  • "Nobody in the history of humanity"? Really? So how is it Christopher Hitchens is now over 60 years of age, is in good health, and enjoying greater and greater success as time passes?

  • @TheAbsurdHero:

    Actually, a divorced alcoholic who sides with neocons falls well into the category of LOSERS to me. If you cannot see the tragedy in that man's life, well, that is just sad.

  • @bloodeyez2:

    Hitchens' divorce was quite amicable. He's happy with Carol Blue. His alcohol intake doesn't interfere with his life (but enriches it!). He doesn't "side" with any group; he believes a military confrontation with Iraq was inevitable (and how would a political view constitute god's vengeance?)

    Hitchens aside: what of Richard Dawkins (68 and living well)? Pat Condell (59)? Epicurus (lived til 72)? Seems a lot of us mock god and live long and well.

    Now: explain Ted Haggard's life?

  • Not enough Criss :-(

    otherwise kinda funny!

  • awesome!

  • haha and lol, zomgitscriss, another great 1, i´m becoming a fan !

  • LOL I love you guys!

  • Nais! Iu shud meik moer uv thîz. Duznt Thunderfut hav sum funî vidîouz, thou? Aid laik tu sî sikuelz, but alsou sum moer oridjinul pîsez. Kîp up thu gud wurk. Chao.

  • hahahhaa, favourite !!!

    you know who i miss? Theologikos. What the hell happened to him? he doesnt make any videos anymore ):

  • Is Soldieringodsarmy permanently suspended? If so does he have another account?

  • lol If you were to put Aron Ra's quotes together he would be saying "They classified it as a venomous, tree-climbing alligator, so I raised my arms and roared as loud as I could. haha

  • Jesus said turn the other cheek so that people who take his advice too seriously get slapped twice.

  • Didn't understand a word.All went straight over my head.Although I am lying down.Maybe I should sit up and watch again.

  • Favorited!!!!!

  • ETHEL

  • Awesome! 5 Stars!

    Needs Patcondell and EdwardCurrent!

  • have you seen laughing at religion by factsvsreligion?

  • Awesome video!

  • "turning the other cheek is totally out of fucken context" ROFL

  • soldieringodsarmy is the best :D

  • My new favorite. That was great!

  • Immendham still scares me. >.>

  • yahweh?

    no

    yahweh?

    no

    ATHEIST!!!!1

  • I think i will subsribe to some of these people.

  • haha very funny vid =) 5/5

  • I wish I didn't automatically give all of your videos 5 stars to counter potential votebots, so that I could rate this one higher than your others... or I wish I could rate this one 6 stars somehow.

  • Thank you, that really made my day.

  • now that is a lot of shout outs

  • Lol, oh I love that.

    More creativity has come from the atheist community on YT than from all the religious communities over thousands of years.