Man Gets Hit By Bike FUNNY!

[TheLukeCrawford]

That cyclist is literally a moron.

[FalseImpressionist75]

Fucking LOL!

[BlopMangoHerpDerpLOL]

0:23 speechless man lmao

[f1rebreath]

WOOOOAAAAHHH *fuck*



[anon3391]

I ride a bike everyday to work and identify as a cyclist. In the cycling community people who ride on the wrong side of the road or against traffic are very much looked at with animosity and aptly referred to as 'bike salmon'.

The cyclist was in the wrong here and he knew it.

[PlaguedMan]

I wouldn't look to the left either, becuase I wouldn't expect anything to come from that side if it's a one way road.

[greengolftee87]

No, it doenst cancel out, if he was a car driving the wrong way and splattered that guy all over the street, weather he was in a crosswalk or not, it would still be his fault.

[OChristFollower]

This is how every argument should be. Could you image how many lives could have been saved if US and and the Taliban had a conversation like this?

[OChristFollower]

tHat was actually funny

[mightyPants]

i am a cyclist, but people like this makes me wish i drive just so i can run this guy over.

[Schriiii]

"You're going the wrong way! D:<"

"You're not using the cross-walk..."

Pwn'd :D

[alexopats]

And if that was a black guy getting hit, it would have been a hate crime and Jesse Jackson would have been screaming for justice..

[rainbowcrunch99]

it cancels out its okay wtf!!!?

[MrRUSS808]

That was awesome!

[alexbusani]

He was not using the crosswalk. But that road is one way only. No cars were coming and crossed. The man on the bicycle was in the opposite direction!

[FilRuss101]

Diz Guy has some Tough Muscles

[Enjoy2Ride250]

first off, your reflexes are horrible, second your reflexes are horrible and your goin towards traffic?.. moron

[jamieschafer1313]

who just gets up like that after getting hit by a bike? lmao

[mmmar15]

and your not using a crosswalk......Classic!!

[shosho777awsome]

by the way he looks like a penguin he fell staright, his hands and legs were straight :p

[shosho777awsome]

lmfao hahahah thats hilarious, but why didnt the bold guy do anything to him, he was like : ya i'm alright carry on! " lol its funny thumps up if u agree

[kouleifoe]

that was the most epic win for common decency in the world

[kiarashley]

the first time I saw this I didn't laugh cause I thought the man could be injured, but now... I laugh every single time I watch it, even if I just think of it!

[coolcharmedify]

hahaha fat ass mofo

[hezqone]

technically he was riding the wrong way LOL.. poor man fell and rolled on the pavement lol

[midsta]

So in America you're only allowed to cross a road if you use a crosswalk...hahaha, what a fail of a country.

[SandyCheeks12692]

LMAO seriously, how do you think of a comeback that quick??? This is the funniest video ever!

[mirulss12]

i think the man was trying to commit suicide

[TheSunshinetaylor]

hahaha 'you're right, carry on'

so civilized!

[4321brij]

thums up if u saw this on ellen or ellen favorited this video

[EmilyBemilyy]

ahahha he feel like a potato!

[BEDROOOF]

الترجمه >>> انتبه يادلخ .. جاك شي .. لا ا احمد ربك وبعدين ثاني مره امش بخط المشاة ياحماار .. الشايب ابشر ماصار الا كل خير ...

مايستفاد لو انه عندنا كان صكه بكس ع خشمه وخلاه يرعف ثم حط اصابعه ع سير السيكل ودعس خلا السير يقطعهن ثم يقول له هاه جاك شي .. والله عالم .. هع سوري ع الفلسفه بس تراه مابط تسبدي

[Smithpolly]

Well, that was all very civilised.

[wangsta231]

no one likes black ops..

[coolkishboy]

pause 0:17  lol

[Megadeth1213]

you alright?

yea i think ur going the wrong way?!

yea & ur not using the cross walk

ur right....

lmao

[knotwrite]

@pyromaneak47 You're not supposed to drive your vehicle into oncoming traffic.

Isn't this something we all learn as children?

[TRGAccept]

THAT WAS MY SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER IN 7th GRADE! MR. LIMA

[tman383]

nothing to see here...

[TheNathanNS]

bloody cyclists again >:(

[MontyQuickLaser]

If a black guy was riding that bike he woulda gotten beaten, tazed, then sued.

[bobbygoin]

@MontyQuickLaser

hella true. it's sad.

[OChristFollower]

@MontyQuickLaser thats not tru. Ive hit people before in NYC and no one sued me. lol yet

[mymicrowave17000gs]

the dude riding needs to get fucked up by a big black man.. what a douche

[wwenascarhero77]

better to get hit by bike then car maybe hill use the cross walk

[jakeplough]

lol cancels out its alright keep walking....ahaha

[Brando908]

he wasnt using a cross walk it cancels out ok hahah

[lance82100]

he was going the wrong way lol

[itsmysignaturethang]

Not Using A Cross Walk = Hitting Someone With Your Bike

[Muis4ta]

have accident + cancels out = USA USA USA

[GamersxxxHeaven]

the fellow bike rider rinding by asks the guy on the bike if hes ok instead of the guy who got hit funny?

[562Lando]

3 people didnt use the crosswalk lol

[jammydonut4]

Nayan Mistry

[MELZWORLD101]

aha little bitch haha look at 0:17

[ObliqueStatus]

....cancels out..

[pedro335500]

its fine he wasn't using a cross walk :/

[buttholesurfer7]

saw it in tosh.o this is funny

[DarkTragedyLife]

oh shit is the Bike okay?

[Hreinn91]

I love how cool they are with this

[TensionManORG]

looooooool

[bigfatdynamo32]

The moral of the story is look both ways before you cross the damn street

[JaIstSchonGut]

i think its very cool that they could solve this peacefully

[dantiri]

lol, funny!!!

[kingofepic]

Caught you J-walking. You're lucky we don't allow hanging here in O'town.

[expresslax]

hahahahaha the dude on the bike is a pussy

[dkannegi]

Not sure how it's in the the U.S. but in Canada pedestrians can "j-walk" as long as they do not interefere with traffic. Going the wrong way wouldn't count as traffic as the pedestrian could not expect that on a one way road. The cyclist in this video should be lucky it was an old calm guy... I would like to see how it would have turned out had it been a younger built mofo who knew how to wreck someone with his bare hands (even better.. get the 5-0 on scene and fire up the assault charges :D).

[MrKenneththeboss]

Why would he use the cross walk when hes a mile away from it. Your an asshole trying to blame an old man for riding on the wrong side of the road like a dumb ass as well. Next time it will be a car and you will have no one to blame because you'll be in the ground.

[Ma1992Tt]

bahaha eat a dick

[GlobalAssassinz]

is this in NYC?

[xxl0v3goldxx]

wait... that old guy. i think that guy's the head of my high school.

[GlobalAssassinz]

@xxl0v3goldxx

hahahahahaahahahahah

are you a lion?

[xxl0v3goldxx]

@GlobalAssassinz yeah, actually.

[daisaw1219]

@xxl0v3goldxx

Actually Philadelphia

[xxl0v3goldxx]

@xxl0v3goldxx OH HEY!

[theGoodLifeFilms]

Poor old guy.

[rugfoot]

Cancels out?!? Erm don't think so. Not sure about the US, but it's probably not illegal to cross a road without a "cross walk", while I imagine cycling down a one-way street is illegal.

[TourettesUnicorn]

" HOE!!!!....WHOAH!!!!...yeah i think your goin the wrong way, yea and your not using a cross walk, your right", i pissed myself laughing so hard when they hit each other

[Venddeta9]

WTF cancels out hahahahah......

[Vcc2cc]

"yeah... and you're not in a cross walk"

"You're right!"

[itsArtNotAcr1me]

haha he fell like a fat ass doll.

[MontyQuickLaser]

@itsArtNotAcr1me LOLOLOLOL! Wassup art. Love ur beatz man!

[itsArtNotAcr1me]

@MontyQuickLaser

lol thanks!

[MrMrSilviu]

@MontyQuickLaser its u on the bike? damn its kind of a tough hit:P

[maryann98ily]

lmaoooooooo that man doesnt even care that he just got hit.. if i were him i would beat the living hell out of that biker

[TwilightFanMan]

Street Justice Case Closed

[bryanraymond15]

i love how his biker friend asks if he's alright like some fuckin biker alliance is goin on or somethin

[auclair1992]

@bryanraymond15 hahaha TRUE

[Andrewterrorist]

Whoah that was intense.

[yujimatsuura]

Yeah well the man crossing the road shouldn't have to look BOTH ways. It's a one-way road. He is at fault for not using the crosswalk. But this "cancels out" guy seriously is a complete idiot. Should have his bike shoved up his idiotic ass.

[macdaddynyc]

The dude on a bike is a dick. I'm a cyclist, and riding the wrong way against traffic, is a dangerous, dick, move...plain and simple!

[wuzzup969]

~aww dis is hilarious

[paintballer612]

@cdude684 are you fucking stupid. the guy came out of know were.

[tceltic27]

what city is this in???

[usagineko]

Just on Tosh.0 :D

[bonehead1700]

This guy on the bike is really in the wrong and then he blames the victim! What was funny?

[bonehead1700]

This guy on the bike is really in the wrong and then he blames the victim!

[JamesMcKent]

This is what happens when white trash rides a bike through the city.

Redneck in the city!

[highlife231]

hahah cancels out

[aydx0001]

Two things, first I'd have kicked that biker's ass. Second, I walk downtown almost as much as I bike here in Minneapolis and I've learned to look BOTH ways...the only thing dumber than going the wrong way on a one way is being so lazy that you don't take the split second to look for that dipshit!

[Shermanicus]

@aydx0001 ...,it was a one way street...one would normally find it redundant to check for a rogue bike when crossing a one way street

[aydx0001]

@Shermanicus If you like the life you are living, you should be willing to be redundant. Don't let some signs protect you from the stupidity of others...common sense ain't that common.

[Shermanicus]

@aydx0001 common sense would tell someone not to ride a bicylce the wrong way down a one way street....and are you suggesting that everyone be constantly vigilant for any possible scenario all the time? because that's not only stupid but crippling. the reall problem here is an arrogant dickhead who can't follow the rules

[aydx0001]

@Shermanicus Agreed, hence the asskicking...his biker friend would have noticed the corporal punishment and remembered NOT to go the wrong way. BUT, dude, seriously? Crippling? I've never even been late because I used my own two eyes to take a SPLIT SECOND to assure the safety of my own ass! Cars, bicycles, and trucks go the wrong way more often than you would believe. I suppose you simply don't have the time to buckle your seat belt either? Or click a strap on your helmet?

[aydx0001]

Or take your prescribed medication? Or visit the doctor once a year? Gimme a break. I this and more and still have time to raise my kids, be a good husband, work full time, finish my graduate studies, play a ton of golf, sleep 7 hours a day, put on safety glasses/ear plugs for yard work & home improvements, gloves for work with chemicals, dust mask for raking leaves, and on and on and on. It's odd though that we agree on the main point, yet we're still arguing.

[aydx0001]

...gotta love the Internet. And yeah, I'm vigilant ALL the time...nobody else is looking out for my health/safety! Rule of law doesn't assure your long and healthy life. Neither does being careful, but it's the only control I have on it.

[Shermanicus]

@aydx0001 just checked my inbox and you're still a gimp

[KingWing777]

carry on.

[uhdragon2]

douchebag bike rider

[BiggTRexx]

thats crazy yo

[PoleVault044]

ROFL nice. "Cancels out" <---lmao

[waterclear26]

yeah, the guy didnt use a crosswalk but the biker was going the wrong direction.

there both in the wrong.

[fadeismade2003]

poor old guy that looked like it hurt.

[NorthStarPro1]

check out my slowed down version lol

[CaliStateMurder]

lmao..this shit is hilarious..this dude dont know how to use a bike though, he sees the guy and cycles right into him even though hes more out to the left hahaha

[Rdixon8047]

Dumb cunt on the bike needs his ass kicked.

[2014tech]

@Rdixon8047 yeah



[Luke139]

@Rdixon8047 The fuck are you talking about? It's his job.

[sicteer69]

@Rdixon8047

shut up bitch

[sumotaby]

@Rdixon8047 why? the man jay walked without even looking. dur dur dur BAM

[mrsmarshmallow]

Lol funny as hell xD