Hard News 09/11/09

[redrumtd]

God I miss these times.

[MrROTD]

ww1 started because humans are greedy and stupid lol

[tanman228]

i hate football and all football games

[alex14469]

2:26 lol

[slatnican]

...enjoy blowing Bambys face of...

[PorckChop]

lol i thought the ww1 got started bit was fake but they actually say that i just saw the commercial

[MichaelBradley1988]

lmao, really? xD haha

[ShadowStar1224]

The internet wasn't around during World War I

[conkerred]

it was invented during wwI so army generals could look at porn.

l2 know interbutts

[beartrapz916]

Oh wow thank you for explaining that i would have never guesed JACKASS

[ShadowStar1224]

well excuse me, princess!

[lion575]

Hardcore sports gamers agree not to like madden???? Since when???? Guess this is kind of like when you nerds at Screw Attack reported (if you can call it reporting) that the new punch out is better than fight night round 4. You nerds should just leave out the sports genre or get someone to report specifically on sports titles who has a clue what they are talking about.

[TheLatinoAsian]

Why is there still a damn rating system? CycoYoshi is right. Little kids are playing COD and Halo on Xbox live and cussing and thinking their so awesome. Well their not, they're just a bitch.

[Hamstersrecon]

this episode was really funny!

[NoTalentSucks]

madden was fun on n64

[Ca1ibur]

not starting any fanboy shit, but i use to be a hardcore nintedno fan but they dont give a shit about harcore gamers no more. I think nintendo have lost there touch, with the hardcore fanboys. the Wii is good but it is really a big gimmick, it a exspensive board game u get it out at christmas and that it.

[bastardrian]

LOL little ms pet shop fucking ruleZ!

[Maztuhmind]

little miss petshop looks like a good game. better than that there grand theft auto 4. i don't believe that shooting millions people and running over good hearted police men with there donuts and coffee with an fire truck tolerable and fun. THINK OF THE CHILDREN DAMN YOU!!!

[CycoYoshi]

Dude, it seems like 7 year olds are playing GTA4. Imean, its like the age rating is all muffed up now. Its like Teen games with mild blood, language and violence are being played by 6 year olds, and Mature games like God of war, Gears of War are being played by 8 - 10 year olds. Its freaking screwed up!

[Maztuhmind]

what's with parents these days? when i have a kid, i'm not going to let him play any video games until he's 21. yeah i said it, 21!!! i'mma keep my kids on a shorter leash than that annoying douche husband does on heidi from the hills. don't ask how i know those people.

[CycoYoshi]

O.o" uhh, i wouldnt take it that far now... I mean, do you hate videogames or something? Im just sayin that kids should be around 14 before they start to play teen games, mabey Mature games, depending on certain variables in the game. Cause, i kinda did that, only played Halo when it came out when i was around 9-12, so im kind of hipacritical... ._.

[Maztuhmind]

naw i'm just playing.

[CycoYoshi]

OOOOH! Ha lol : )

[majinshenmue]

I think Nintendo was just trying to be correct. In the Army, we are not allowed to called are M16A2 Rifle a "gun" but rather a "weapon". The same thing goes for every other firearm we use in combat. They're called "weapons" and not "guns".

[MidfieldMaestro7]

ps, I call next on the gun

lol

[MidfieldMaestro7]

american football is a lazy mix of FOOTBALL and RUGBY

now STFU

[merricksmile]

HAHAHA that nervous tremble with the gun was so legit LOL

[danrmerritt]

lol the gun quiver was win.

[MrTTar]

deer sausage, its called venison Destin!

[knop95]

cool

[JackleTheMantle]

Im a Nigerian millionaire.

It's not nearly as interesting as one would think.

[FatJoe214]

That was trailer of the week? Daphuq man! i'd rather see a gta1 ad over that

[number999999999]

its hard news news about video game read the title -_-

[hyenafur]

Sony sales when up 300%! 3 people bought PS3's in the last year!

[dudeglove]

Fucking developing nation asshole spammers.

[Jinorux]

Dont call that firearm a gun ok!

[77josh77]

lmfao that end joke was clever and i saw that ps3 commercial so many times haha i was like oh thats gunna be trouble but wow 300 fuckin percent? sonys back man

[ColeDavis94]

lmao yeah i saw the new version of the ps3 ad, its retarded

[RealHarry18]

Stay away from the gun dude.

[CojoProductionStudio]

ZOMG! He no sez aniting bout 9/11!!!!!1!11!!1 He Terrorist!

[BS4YU]

i know, i didnt hear anything about that anywhere, not even in school

[Dennemark]

Its been 8 years.

Ofcourse you dont hear anything about it :)

[Dennthemenace]

You no english i betting!!!!!!111!!1! You terrorist!

[calito0010]

lol

[vectron12]

games like that shouldn't exist

seriously they should just keep them on those shitty websites

[rmf99]

Destin always makes me lol hard <3

[StrompsXD]

lol he makes you hard?

[refard5]

hahahajha

[rmf99]

lol nice one

[dipsetboy173]

finally people are getting tired of these stupid ass sports games, espically madden. i never bought madden and never will.

[KhakiKoala]

Rogue, since you said you're from the UK, you should know that you guys made up the name soccer. It was a nickname, but since there's Football in N.A. already, they used the nickname so there's no confusion. So they didnt copy your football, frickin idiot.

[BigBoss198387]

Destin puts a fucking gun in his mouth just like Old Snake from the earliest trailers of MGS4, way to go Destin, you've won my approval with how I feel about that trailer of the week!

[BigEOT3]

Destin destroys Littlest Pet Shop for any system.

[zeganort3445]

lol kill bambi mom

[makemenuconfig]

damn, it took forever to load this vid.

[armanrules2poopstash]

dont say gun, its a FIREARM.

>:(

[number999999999]

ima blast some deers with my firearm ... doesnt it mean the same stupid thing?-_- *kill the pony from the game he had shown before*

[joeifail]

rugby ftw

[AssassinOfSouls]

Destin goes emo ^^

[ShadowlostArts]

is it over.., haha to funny and yea I know feeling.

[Gamerpower]

LOL so funny

[NexusTK]

ROFL, that has to be the funniest thing that Destin's ever done

[itaybron]

is that a real gun?

[killahkazi]

what the hell is your beef with football games? Do you have some bad football related experiences or something?

[Floreum]

Uh, because they're the same shit over and over again, with slight graphics upgrades.

[DrMlieko]

in other words, Halo

[Rogue257]

RUGBY. So you know, American Football - or Rugby, as it's known as over here - was first invented here in the UK and the Americans copied it and called it American Football.

They did the same thing with Soccer, it was invented here and called football, and they copied it and called it Soccer.

Seriously, why can't America just get it's own ideas instead of copying all of the UK's awesome ideas?

[primus103]

Um, not gonna deny the rugby thing, because i dont know if it's true.

But how can they "copy soccer"? It's the same game, same rules, they just call it differently.

[Vommdoddus]

You think soccer and american football is the same game?with the same rules?

[Dennemark]

loooooooooooooool

get some more knowledge kid, american football is NOT soccer.

Soccer is an gentlemens sport, played by many. It utilizes the feet and there are no timeouts. Its a game usually played with 23 people, divided in 2 teams and a referee.

But i suppose that because you are most likely american, you have proven the fact that most americans are idiot-mcdonalds-addicts.

[MidfieldMaestro7]

idiot soccer and football are identical

its played by 22 players in 2 teams

[Floreum]

I think you've failed to read properly there boy.

[manuelito1233]

You mean anything that has to do with EUROPE...

+1 to you.

[Rogue257]

Europe, UK, does it matter?

[manuelito1233]

Well... A little, to those who are Influenced by UK.

Think a little generously.

[YoLordlulz]

You SERIOUSLY think that Rugby and American Football are the same thing?

-_-

Here in my country, I play Rugby, and I HAVE played American Football a few times, and watched a few videos, and from what I knoe, they are almost completly different.

And people from the U.S call Football "Soccer" because they call American Football "Football" only.

[Rogue257]

Whatever, but America IS jealous of the UK. If they didn't copy Rugby, they copied football and called it Soccer, they copied Rounders and called it Baseball.

America has ALWAYS been jealous of the UK. Sure, they have their own ideas, but they copy the UK's a lot of the time.

[BubbyBoucher]

First of all, soccer and football are the same things, its played all around the world, nobody is in the U.S is taking credit for the invention of soccer... and Rugby originated in Australia so don't take to much credit.

[BulldozerNDF]

lol

[auburnfan501]

Why would the U.S. be jealous of the UK?

First of baseball has been around before rounders.

Second soccer is not an American sport, and since America already has a sport called football, they had to call it something.

Anyways I've seen the UK it sucks believe me when I say the US has nothing I mean nothing to be jealous of.

[Rogue257]

"Sucks"? You're obviously un-educated. The UK has plenty of things that make it stand out. Nice people, great sights, lots to do.

Let's just say they balance each other out, okay?

[auburnfan501]

You call me "uneducated" and you are not smart enough to know it is one word. lol Good one!

The UK might have all of these things, but the US has nothing to be jealous of. The US has all of those things and then some.

[Rogue257]

Forget it. They both balance each other out.

[perquy1243]

but the rest of the worlds idea of football came into being wat usa call football so... Y didnt you thimk of something more original

[MultiBlasian]

japan made baseball first, you dont see me saying that UK copied japan.

[edmondlek]

2:27=LMAO

[crammage]

need for speed shift

dirt2

YEAHHH

[marioReetarrd]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA­HAHAHAAHAHAHA at 2:26

[HeSlingsBones1]

HAHAHAHA xDDDDDDD I love it how Destin puts the gun in it's mouth xD

[Floreum]

Destin is an it now?

[HeSlingsBones1]

haha, sorry, English is not my main language

[ImTylerDurden99]

give me a break, this is a perfect example of how the media can twist a statistic and make it sound horrid. the real fact is that madden 2010 sold just shy of 2 million copies in less than a single week, which is no small feat, and the economic status currently plaguing our country could easily be to blame for the minimal drop in sales compared to last year.

[thedriz]

shooting bambi ftw

[meh138]

nintendo wont call a gun a "gun"? wow, nintendo fails harder than an EA game at launch.

[SpoonsXownXsinceX92]

What? It has always been like that for pretty much every console. Do you think it's a smart idea to put guns into a children's game? Or how about drugs? Or really gory sh*t? That's just insane man. I think as a company you don't want to get sued over such a thing because you are pretty much screwed.

[KoriAlex]

But it's not a gun, it's a firearm. :D

[SpoonsXownXsinceX92]

lame

[10truefreak01]

Sony how could you pussy out like that?!

How the fuck could you censor your commercial because some whiny spammers told you to?!

Dammit Sony, you're better than that!

[Bubbleman14Sucks]

lol when Destin put the gun in his mouth.

[bluebutdude1]

Where does screwattack get guns?

[clays121]

Chad there Emo hardware gearhead, use to work for an airsoft company that makes really high quality replicas. So i assume they either buy them from that company, or chad has a good collection they use. there is a video of Chad getting shot with one of his guns in a dare on the screwattack site, and he talks about working for the company, but never gives the name out for obvious reasons.

[Renegade66666]

I lost it when Destin put that gun in his mouth XD

[falcoks9514]

You have to be kidding that some company thought about making a game based on those toys

[brawler689]

AND ITS PARTY TIME

[happyhappy1]

so are they gonna turn that "firearm" orange?

[BakaYoshiYT]

wow, they went for a stupid joke on the trailer instead of the new sonic trailer???

[vamplord202]

they already talked about it plus nothing really happen in the sonic trailer

[crushingon]

gun... it happened with the zapper and it happens now!

[SteelKiller75]

lol Dustin turned Emo Again

[ShinyMetalArse]

destins nevr been funniah

[mygamertagisH3M]

GOD.DAMN. PET.SHOP!

[RyokoHametsu]

lmao was tht Jose's voice?

[Wilfilco]

i now HATE nintendo. Suck my 8====D nintendo

[LilJPeg]

actual size :P

[Xaragon64DS]

I hate littlest Pet shop! My sister has them all over the floor and when you step on them, their bobble heads pinch your foot and the cat ears stab your foot in the vein areas! And she asked me for action replay codes for the DS game, none showed up anywhere lol.

Seriously, Legos are nicer to your feet than those, damn I hate what 6 year olds fall for! But she's gonna grow up and play Phoenix Wright, a game that doesn't ridicule the DS.

[ItzAmazingBrian]

LOL, GameStop(dot)com lists the cablas bundle as "Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2010 with Gun"

[connaire777]

good work

[Xxabelard0xX]

littlest pet shop!

[TheGamingCollectorX]

Sony been Kickin ass , Microsoft well it failing and as for Nintendo is still collecting dust

[ss4linkftw]

Sony has been doing nothing other than FINALLY cutting the PS3 price and Microsoft has more games and a bigger install base so Sony is still second.

[thisizntmikey]

COOL STORY BRO!

[SteelKiller75]

i know but it took about 4 years nice fuck up sony

[Chippermonkey33]

I reacted the same way Desten.

[sasukegir66]

can EA stop makeing madden games i mean its a big waste of money

[tylerwwev2]

Littlest Petshop lol

[captainkeeeta]

New Cabela's game sounds great. They've always pumped out great games. Dangerous Hunts has always been my favourite.

[lastvaquero]

2:26 *LMFAO* !!!!!!

[AlbinoWatermelonLuke]

PS3 sales up by 300%? That's really impressive

[michaelmon1337]

sony: i accidentally our money..... =/

[imasazn]

lol it looks like him giving a BJ:P

[Jackassbobby112]

HAHAHAH SNAKEEE!!!!!!!!!

[ishmaboy]

Littlest Petshop GOTY FTW!!!11!!

[weeoo86]

Deer meat = nasty!

[doom1killer123]

i like it ...

[FooMaster15]

Not really.

[weeoo86]

I had it in chili when I was in Louisiana and it was the worst chili I've ever had...lol

[FooMaster15]

Maybe deer chili is bad. :D

It's kind of weird that we're arguing about deer. XD

[weeoo86]

You know you're right, lol!!

[seanobi777]

I just wish Microsoft would fix the Xbox 360 Red Ring problem!!! Im going onto my 3rd one

[nate1606gc5]

That is why I haven't boughten it yet. That and the fact Microsoft makes you PAY FOR MULTIPLAYER! is why I haven't bought a Xbox 360. Infact my cousin dismantled his 360 and as a student in engineering. He says its a engineering nightmare.

[acynnon]

That's why you play it and not dismantle it.

[ishmaboy]

The engineering is a nightmare?

I have 9 different NOCTI certifications, 10 CEA certifications, one advanced electronics certification, and one A+ computer repair certification. I am currently majoring in Physics and Robotics.

The only physical "nightmare" of the Xbox 360's design is the heatsink on the CPU. This is what causes the RROD.

I don't blame you for not buying a 360 because of the failure rate, but tell your cousin he's an idiot.

[Saikanix]

I agree with you, but in some ways I also hate the 360 structurally, but that goes with good reason. I broke my friends 360 by tipping it over, and from that day on, or more like the day I paid for the repair, I've had a burning hatred for the 360. I mean, tapdancing Christ, a Television fell onto my PS3 busting a corner open and it still functions properly, but I just tip a 360 over and the disk drive suddenly decided to no longer be functional.

[ishmaboy]

This is true. Although I personally have not experienced this problem, I have heard stories from many friends and co-workers about their disk drives actually making circular scratches on their games.

Personally, I never touch my Xbox anymore...Not because of hardware failure, but because I just have so much damn work.

(and I just finished building my gaming rig :P)

[5mendiola]

the trailer of the week was the shit

[Hradian]

LOL at the gun in his mouth

[ShadowStar1224]

ITS A FIREARM, DAMNIT!!

[Equinoxx1337]

lol @ 54

he said chink

[Killer7fanboy]

Omg, does the idiots at Sony even know how World war 1 started to begin with? It started with two shots and alliances between countries.

[KytanoSkorpius]

Its a joke...

[JackGordon86]

Yeah yeah, very 'PC' of you Sony. Now fix FW 3.0 so that I can play Uncharted without it crashing on me, damn it!!!!

[sneskegagama]

lolololo Jose. I Love The PS3 Commercial Because Sony Baiscly Shows Us That They Did A Terrible Job At Keeping Things Secret.

[Darklordcomp]

littlest pet shop nooooO!

[elmo23househead]

im scared ,, hold me

[omnivarious]

"...that's how WWI got started"

That's gotta be one of the most ridiculous lines I've ever heard, Jose. Either way, kudos Sony.

[SteGuitar7]

That's the best part of the commercial. It's legitimately hilarious.

[PullusPardus]

uh.. .you probably didn't get it.

[Fitopito66]

lol its ok destin that was fucking funny

[bigM10231]

it buuuurrrrrnnnnnsss!

[Leohuizar]

AH man, its sooo damn funny...

"THATS HOW WWI got started"

Just the the voice change is so bad its funny

[SteGuitar7]

That's not the real change you idiot. >_>

[Leohuizar]

Real or not, I can enjoy the absurdity of it regardless, you bigger idiot

[Blackwargreymon57]

It's the firearm a real peripheral? if so, LMAO.

[xXShonomercyXx]

nintendo is so fucking retarded

[xXxNandoGuyxXx]

So WW1 started because somebody believed something on the internet??

...wow Sony...wow

[ShadowsofX]

No, you don't get the commercial, it is hard to understand, took some thought from me.

[pieluuver]

I kno rite?

[KytanoSkorpius]

Its a joke, son.

[cozzy120]

lol at jose's voice over

[cruellordsoth]

bambi hubter WOOT

[Efreeti]

IT'S A GUN!

[TheConSept]

LMAO at the sony commercial edit. Sounds nothing like Enrique

[freakasaur100]

Sooo 360 ps3 gets arkham asylum & wii gets big game hunter? Can't wait to pull out my wii :P

[bahamutzero889]

You wish. :P

[TARDISdude2k7]

dont worry destin, therepy will help you get over that trailer...i hope...

[GarredHATES]

littlest pet shop! XD

[Footballguy07]

damn destin u nearly gave me a heart attack with that little pet shop trailer

[farfnugen]

dang, that a real gun destin?

[T9C1PSayWha]

Friggin Littlest Pet Shop... MY EYES!!!

[windwaker15]

I Like Bambi He Tastes Good With BBQ Sauce. Yummy XD