My New Boo Selena Gomez (Vlog #148)

[smokeyblake]

TIM CRAMMED ER.....AT LEAST HE TOOK HER TO BREAKFAST

[GeoffBennett5]

3:19 WAR HORSE

[karengirsuck]

u mom speak thai????? i hear u mom speak thai lol

that kool i thai

[ktc510]

"you sad dad?"

"yes"

:O

:(

[vinnyhundreds]

i need homegirls like that

[JMUGA]

TIM GOT BUTTTT IN THIS VLOG FROM A HOT CHICK WITH A STRIPER POLE IN THE KITCHING GET IT TIM

[nicoleazzo]

HI U ROCK



[Mi3NKiD916]

whos the white dude he talkin about at the end? i cudnt hear.

[R3TR0SPECTisFTW]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS UV STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LEDDERS THIS IS SO SCARY THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[TobiCollab]

@R3TR0SPECTisFTW dude? stfu. you're not cool, lonely piece of shit cracker redneck faggot

[R3TR0SPECTisFTW]

@TobiCollab LOLOLOL to bad i have a GF so im not lonely. I posted that because i saw it on another video and i know that it makes niggers like you mad. So nice job over reacting to a joke bro. :D Have a nice day!

[TobiCollab]

@R3TR0SPECTisFTW you mad, bro? and i'm asian, better than stupid blonde haired hill billlies, who live in a tralier trash, and is a fatass.

[R3TR0SPECTisFTW]

@TobiCollab nice nice the "you mad bro" line. A sign that you cant come up with anything better to say :) BTW im Italian and German so im pretty far from being a so called "stupid blonde haired hill billie". I can tell that you are terrible at arguing because you are making fun of the way i live and look even though i dont live or look like that. Its ok though you will learn in time :)

P.S. are you having as much fun as i am? lol

[TobiCollab]

@R3TR0SPECTisFTW oh, okay. lets make fun of you more, fucking pig nose, piece of nazi haired shit, fuck it, ima go eat spaghetti

[R3TR0SPECTisFTW]

@TobiCollab HAHAHAHA oh yeah pig nose for sure ;) to bad italians are known for big dicks and great hair. lol and what are asians known for? I will let you figure that one out next time you get out of the shower :D Just to let you know you are a terrible arguer haha

[missyArEeNa]

did she reply to him

[HotRodDaKidd]

I know im black Tim.. But can your fam adop me??!

[yngalaniz95]

"Sunny California....Palm Trees, Hollywood, Mexicans." So True!(:

[brotherblood95]

lol thanks dad your cool!!

[itsmesally23]

Tim did u sleep ovr at jades new apartment becuz i saw ur shoes next to the bed and you were shirtless .... hmmmm

[cenimeing]

damn, rick must be real popular, he always on his phone lolll

[theparanoidllama]

Selena, you are my romodel. You're my most favorite actor and singer and I try to be like you in so Many ways. Hopefully, I'll be able to Dave up enough money to come see you! You're the best, Selena! Love, Laura

[EvilCreamEgg1]

Date Jade Tim!

[MentalityDope]

Tim you look just like your mom in this video lol

[yungdeep101]

he beat that lmao

[datboid910]

rick always on that damn bbm in every video lol

[lukewarm711]

Whoe ma Gwad! Whoe ma gwad! Iss like a whoress!

[TurkeybaconJasmine]

u sleeped wit her shoesby the bed underwear on paused the video at night turned it on in the morning

[Tornado328]

#Smashed

[Iloveloganhenderson]

Tim, you know you wanted a piece of her ass. I see the way you look at her in the apartment lol

[Cachetonzita003]

Well we know he didn't sleep on the couch cuz everything is still in place, the bed looks kinda messy, and tim is in his boxers lol....we all know he hit that lol

[TaCoSn]

im in love with that girl with the amazing smile <3 marry me!!!!! haha

[skidadil1]

MMMMMMM TIM LIKES THAT JADE SHIIIIIT

[hammerheadalex]

they SOOOOOOO fucked lol

[boyizzy]

lool Tim seriously you nocked boots!!!

[TheVIPTiffArchie]

Pubic Parking? waaaaaaaaw,that was lame and creepy.

[aznbabessz]

And I want her apartment. lol

[aznbabessz]

You have a great voice =) You should sing more in your vids, awesome. =P

[skatehard21]

If you didnt slay that girls ass then WHY did you take her out for breakfast the next day?!?1?!?!?!?! hahahaha

[therealdjworldwide]

Maybe he felt guilty for not slaying that girls ass lol

[HairCuttinSnacky]

awwww..did u pay for ur mom to go to thailand! that's sooo sweet! it shows family is important!

[tommy2122108]

he actually sounded like Bruno Mars/Andrew Garcia at 7:45 lol

[tmill4594]

She sounds drunk as hell and she was driving.

[bballgarnnet]

whos that chick?

LMFAO

[lenahuynh64]

r u sure u guys didnt have u no what i mean i saw ur shoes next to her bed and ur naked come on men live free!!

[Kstylistic]

Pft, all alone with a girl in her apartment and you're drunk?

MAGIC WILL HAPPEN !

[Bak3dB3an]

oh shit tim you totally banged that chick. proof=walking around in yo draws.... daaang, hey your dad's funny too.

[FORSAKEN602]

SHE FINALLY WENT TO THAILAND AND GOT TO SEE HER MOM!!! YAY!!!

[IhtzEasyBakee]

1:43 - 1:45 :) Mhy Favee Part !

[ThisAznguy01]

he got laid.

[shakiralover2004]

malachi's cousin at 3:18

[Netta247]

aye tim u gotta check ur girl selena! i saw her wit justin beiber cuz!!

[OBMediaCologne]

Tim was skeeting all over the place while watching her taking a shower :D

[pirateninja4]

lol your dad is amazing

[logokiller3]

your dads such a geeee. LOOL

[austerojesse]

Pubic Parking. AHahah. Pubic Parking. lmao

[AvatarLover19]

HAHA! "IT'S A HORSE!"

[4monnie]

Yay! You qot Bruno Mars album!!!!

[temuulen111]

dude i just realized how funny tim's dad was haha

[MrMgl123]

u had sex with her! didn't you man! u were in your panties in her apartment in the morning and probably u saw her naked in the shower lmao

[cornonthecob8]

you have a really sexy ight voice

[mrdta97]

tim im so glad you shouted out bo burnham you and him are like my favorite youtubers hes a genious and your just a great person btw i love the relationship you have with your parents ur a really good guy

[XralphiX]

What kind of dog is that? Im just being honest i dont know what breeds some are i know how to raise them just dont know what breeds some are.

[keevon8u]

Pause at 5:57 Tims shoes are off by the bed. My nigga.

[keevon8u]

How was the poon?

[ISeenACar87]

It's okay Tim. Be the gentlemen about it, that's cool; We all know you made the magic happen though  ;D

[MyNoobman]

did you fk her?

[ItszMiszDattu]

Your dad is a jokerr! & a new chickk? Chyeah =P

[computernerd4991]

@YoungDizzyBoy They had a fight over what tv channel to watch.. i dont know.

[PatMan143]

u were at the blue waffle.

[yesitzdaniel]

for some reason i can never find free Pub ic Parking.Wonder why

[Radkennster]

Nice! Tim totally got some! lmao

[Thelilb]

Tim I freakin LOVE your dad!!!

[JuiceisPrettyGood]

Pub ic Parking

[kingdasarulez]

yeah tims mom took a foto of me...

[HilariousMr]

Thumbs up if you'll miss his mom!

[bajastoner]

@HilariousMr what happened to his mom.i just found this channel today but im interested

[ffsps]

@bajastoner she went on a trip to Thailand lol, she didnt die or anything

[bajastoner]

@ffsps ok.cool.thanks.just being nosy lol

[ffsps]

@bajastoner lol

[1cng]

check out tim's bedroom voice while he was trying to open the door..king shit!

[580hyna]

We In Cali Bby..palm treez, Hollywood, MEXICANS!

Datz the Wayy 2 Do It ...MEXICAN style!!!!!!! oohhh yea bby! ;)

[ShadySouljahv2]

Tim...

that girl...

*insert south park "niceeeee" clip*

[MrSwank07]

@ 6:25 yo u really can sing. lmao im the only one noticing that, while everyone else is noticing you in ya boxers haha smh.

[Treyser15]

u shoulda smashed Tim

[Winslow09]

haha you look so cute from 6:15- 6:28 ....or maybe it's just the Stevie Wonder music..hmmm

[realmadrid9231]

@theTimothyDeLaGhetto aye i love your videos your the best !

[4znhatred]

Tim yous a pimp. ^_^

[arlene195192]

when ricks blackberry went off, i thought it was mine :P

[TeamTurtlePower]

Hi Timmy

[TheRandomname538]

Your dad is cool

[lewenski12]

Selena sucks...kind of....A LOT!!!xDD

[bendover893]

tim got some that night, huh ;)

[siege86]

Jade is hella bad

[TimChantarangsu]

Wow! You basically left DJ Runaway behind you piece of scum!!! He practically did your whole first mixtape!!!

[TheBleedingBarbie]

Has he broke up with his g-friend??

[flybikes29]

@TheBleedingBarbie yupp, last month.

[TheBleedingBarbie]

@flybikes29 Damnnn!! No homo, but he will never find someone that hot again!! :P

[flybikes29]

@TheBleedingBarbie yeah he will, for some reason he has a ton of game. hahah

[22nemo3]

@TheBleedingBarbie Yes, What a fool.

[Mastersidyz]

dude are u S D-ing jade

[LyssaMarieexO]

yeaa yeaa tim you don't gotta lie to us. everybody gotta get their dick wet once in a quwhile ! lmaoo ;)

[MrAmo713]

haha yea rite nothin happen...

[JeromeDude24]

lol its pretty obvious Tim got it in. he stayed the night haha. GIT IT

[syllediaz]

Your dad is so cool! lol

[befree2listen]

Your parents are so cooooooooll! lol

[e2naz]

Tim is the biggest pimp going need to go hit the clubs with him one night might teach me a trick o two?

[terrero912]

Holy shit tht dog was HUGEEEEEE!!!!!!

[HUSTLER909R]

if u really didn't smash im just gonna unsubscribe! lol you can tell she wanted some diiiiiiick!!! lmfao

[tiggintampa813]

TIM DEFINITELY SMASHED ON THAT CHICK.. (JAYDE)

[DamarSweetness]

pedossssss.

[RmDMaino92]

Tim... Tim, My man, please stop lying to me and admit that you fucked her.

[pjhouston]

@RmDMaino92 He stayed the night at her crib and woke up with draws on. Of course he smashed. He 's not gonna put his business out there.

[RmDMaino92]

@pjhouston No doubt, did you hear the shit was saying? "My bed, where the magic happens.", "Whoever is over, they can see me taking a shower." He definitely smashed. I feel what youre saying though.

[Bak3dB3an]

daamn getting girls drunk really does work...

[leonard0980]

chek out my channel and tell me if u like my channel and subscribe

[N3wbyB3wby]

UR DADS FKIN HALARIOUS!!

[IndyFaithful88]

tim..u no u fucked her in her apartment..don't try to play it off. lol. u woke up with ur shirt off and a big hangover

[emoisticnutz]

is tim still with iliana?

[21stDREAMZ]

ur parents r lyke my parents lol

[FredyTheFilipino]

so she lives at the redbury hotel? tim sooooooo smashedd good job my asian brotha

[babiistaah]

timmmm, i fucking love you! ;D

[BaldButWigged]

your dad is the best. homegirl's apartment is dope. you got some, i'm just saying.

[TheSavage169]

lol you keep it real, thats your homegirl, you was drunk and slept over her spot. you sleep in your drawes. you did have sex! haha JK JK

[hatpeter69]

Get some, tim

[lasjd11]

Been there done that Timmy ! Nice !

[iBEASTo9]

thumbs up if you think tims dad is a Gee!!!!!

[WeedClanGames]

@ tuchesuavae music of general appeal to teenagers; a bland watered-down version of rock'n'roll with more rhythm and harmony and an emphasis on romantic love... your realy dumb

[tuchesuavae]

Thumbs up if you sent the salena gomez song to Salenaon twitter

[MaddDangerousz]

Thats One Bigg Ass Dogg Lol

[Johannady]

staying it the flirty striper pole girl's house ! D:

Is that why you broke up??

well~ if it is~ then i'm not surprised..

[Electronic91Videos]

PapaJumba & Mr.DeLaGhetto should make a duo!

[SmoothCatBeats]

Bro, how come you know so many randomly hot girls?

[EddyWithaWhy]

what ever happened to the girl with the voice? you guys broke up?

[tuchesuavae]

@EddyWithaWhy yeah he and iliana broke up.

[SirWimpie]

I like how it's suddenly morning and there's a Timothy in his boxers walking around the apartment.

And all the haterz just mad caus they know they don't stand a chance with Selena no more cuz Timothy is in tha house.

[sunkistSMILE]

aww your mom is finally getting to go back to Thailand! i remember that vlog where you two had that convo in your car about why she couldnt go back cuz she didnt have money/had too much to take care of here/just couldn't leave you lol im guessing you bought her the ticket? how sweet!

[DPx111]

ur dad needs to start making vlogs XD

[TheUraha]

Your parents are so funny! Your mom taking pictures of you recording, haha. I think that's what she was doing...haha

[ghetoo33]

Your dad is halarious i love him!! lol hahah .. and the haterz on here can go fuck their couch!! lmao

[ghetoo33]

Your dad is halarious i love him!! lol hahah .. and fuck the haterz on here shoooooooooot

[DeeSuperDuper]

Drunk sex, mmmmmm. Go Timmy.

[TheMisterRogers]

@theTimothyDeLaGhetto I really want to have a legitimate conversation about who your favorite rappers are/who you think the best are. I mean you could make a video about it, but that would not really do the topic justice.

[damianraver]

ohhhh boy you know you hit that...haahahah!!! :o)

[xEmilayeex]

You're parents are so cute xD

[djlilray4sho]

my dawg Tim got some cutty from da cuttiie jade...OH YEAA!! ...oh and s/o to u too being wasted and not being able to open the door...lmfao

[Jordyzzzable]

I. Love. You.

side note: the dog part was hilarious. you were low key scared. lol

[andysaywatdaph0]

oh yup! reppin wsu with that hat!!

[RAYAPARICIO]

Pahaha your to funny Tim the videos are great keep up the good work, and all the haters can suck a Wang!

[ooooglat]

Aw shit when u got pinged i thought that was me lool...fail

[TheNespiritu]

what mj song is that?!

[mherron2004]

Bo burnham is a beast!!!

[MrPeaceseeker]

I wished I could have a father like yours, he is cool. Having a cool father is an advantage that nobody can feel unless he is deprived of.

[WeedClanGames]

Wow. IM Un subscribeing. Your not rap, your pop

[theTimothyDeLaGhetto]

@WeedClanGames and youre also subscribed to soulja boy lol

[WeedClanGames]

@theTimothyDeLaGhetto So what he not pop he just swag Music.. Your music is aight but that Selena Gomez song really made me Dislike but im gunna stay subscribed only because your Asian.

[theTimothyDeLaGhetto]

@WeedClanGames nah imma go head and make you unsub, you can sub again if you want

[WeedClanGames]

@theTimothyDeLaGhetto Done

[TheWordMC]

@theTimothyDeLaGhetto had to give you a thumbs up.. haha this boy really belives there is something called swag music. xD stay up my dude.

[WeedClanGames]

@TheWordMC Their is swag music. Pretty boy swagg, Turn my swag on, My yums on, bird walk, crank dat, thats all swagg its a new genre made by soulja boy. Well Gucci maine started it and soulja boy making it he doin it and u kno nothing about muzic pussy

[tehboss09]

@WeedClanGames obviously you know nothing about music. soulja boy & gucci maine suck, as well as this "swag music" you're talking about.

[WeedClanGames]

@tehboss09 Your dad told me you has sex with your mum. THats why your stupid

[tehboss09]

@WeedClanGames wtf. just stop posting comments, you're making yourself look dumb lol

[WeedClanGames]

@tehboss09 Epic fail

[SupremeJive]

@theTimothyDeLaGhetto tim, pop or rap, you're still my nigga.

[RC885]

@theTimothyDeLaGhetto fuck those people! that Selena Gomez song was the SHIT!!! mad funny and such a catchy song. Over all amazing song. Great job tim. Dont know y your not signed yet.