Sh*t Nigerian Mothers Say

[diamond14281]

My parents really do this

[UptownGirlTM]

rotflmao. i. am. dead. this is too real

[itsMauriceCassidy]

I LOVE THIS ONE

[lans542]

ahahahah , so funny and so true !

[AFRICANMISS1]

LOL aaaaaah goodness same in East Africa. I'm Kenyan. Reaaally enjoyed =] My mom would say "Are u going to school or fashion show ? Go & wear flat shoes! Eeh u go to school for education"

[mostsuccessful]

Hey Fizzy! Luv ur show on Abadie Radio, Escape with Iphy and B. Good Job!

[degrassikyd923]

they will not marry you ooo0o0o0o! they will not marry you! ahahaha this is great

[JoyceDiyoyi]

I'm not nigerian ...but omgg all african parents do the same thing.. looooool.. i realy liked the video.. made me laugh for dayss LOOOOOL

[sapphire2033]

I dont wanna admit it but that was so true... i still love my mom though! :)

[TheNgchick]

(OMG, those spankings have made us what we are today - respect for authority).

Courtesy Uzoma

[TheNgchick]

WE ONLY HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them there! (where we could actually verify who they were unlike the case with the internet)

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. (These accidents actually made us strong)

We would get spankings with belts, roots, twigs, or just the raw bare hand with five fingers and no one would call child services to report abuse.

[TheNgchick]

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the evening lights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. We had no mobile phones. And, we were OKAY!! (Those were peacefull days!)

We did not have Play stations, Nintendo's and X-boxes. There were no video games, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet and no chat rooms.

[TheNgchick]

We shared one bottle of coke with four friends and no one actually died from this. (We also learnt the virtue of sharing which seems to be going extinct right now)

We ate cake made with Fat and Agege bread, with real butter. We drank TreeTop made with real white sugar. And, we weren't overweight. WHY? Because we were always outside playing....that' s why!

[TheNgchick]

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets on our heads.

As infants & children, we would ride in family cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, no shock absorber, bald tires and sometimes no brakes. We drank water from the mouth of public taps and not from a bottle.

[TheNgchick]

For those born between 1960-1980 in Nigeria.

Our Nigerian mothers took aspirin, ate gari and fufu, geisha from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets on our heads.

[surt1n]

"if i design ur face"...hahahahahahahahahahaah­haahha

[XxJ0J0x3]

im from ghana hahahahaha they are all the same <3 love them

[daricnd]

loooooool 

[hareet2]

Im not nigerian but i found this fuckin hilarious.

[slapme09]

looool 'do they have two heads?' funny video

[BIODUN1]

If I design you face today, you will become a doctor! Lmaooooo!

[swtnina1]

are u a gay lwkm.

[ladylightz]

LMBAO come and join me sing hallelujah that's like their fav song!

[adjwa]

This is the best 'Sh** (Africans) Say' on youTube!! You should consider making a series out of this character. It would get so many hits. Soooo funny! Keep it up! :-) From fellow African (Ghana)

[shawtyschillaci1408]

hahah funniest one iv seen hahaha

[1tzUrSuNsH1n3]

Hands down, this has to be the best video out of the "Sh*t Nigerian ____ say" videos

[lolafly900]

I am convinced this is my mother in disguise lol

[TheUltimateLady]

" So, where is your husband?!?" I swear I fell out laughing!!!! LMAO!!! OMG!!!!

[faruh1000]

lmaoooooo..dkm

[iamtobiizzy]

OMG NIgerian mother's are the best man

[chiedozie]

Fuuuuuuuuuuny video! Lmao! Watched it many times in a row. Still laughing. Whats the song at the end of the video?

[iamtobiizzy]

@chiedozie The song at the end is Dami Duro By DavidO

[notme413]

this video literally seriously made my night thank you. my favorite part: "soo where is your husband...?" lol

[LOVEbug8321]

This is sooooooo funny!!!! I laughed the whole time:D

[triplets42]

"If I design your face" Lol Nigerian parents are the best, that's why we're so smart

[RealistMitchie]

LOOL 'WHY ARE YOU WEARING PANT AND BRA'LOOOOOOL YOUR GUYS ARE FUNNY

[tvfanatic1992]

i never get tired of watching this video! this is probably my 20th time watching it in the last 4 days lol

[Soccerrgurll28]

LMFAO this was tooo funny! laughed throughout the whole video! both my nigerian parents act like this!!! keep em coming please:)

[FreedomTarley]

MY FAV VID HAHAHA! btw what is d song at the end ?

[4lahkemmie]

looooooool! love this babe

[HBlovesJC]

"If I design your face today"!!! LOOOOOOOOL

[mpeters13]

This is spot on. You sound just like my mom.

[MyEccentricMind]

This is the most perfect thing

[sjramble]

funniest ive seen of all the shit mom say videos :-)

[2xiid]

This woman is hilarious. Everytime i'm having a bad day, i come straight here to laff it all away. Thumbs up whoever made this.

[tvfanatic1992]

This is the funniest one ive seen!! I love it! Good job!

[flower5661]

This is the best one so far!!

[adopoliis6421]

lmao ! too funny

[shimmy202able]

"if i design your face"

[KidKaimera]

Too damn accurate!!!! My mom did all of this! Beats the crap outta me then asks if she touched me! Lmao!

[IamMsChi]

you want to reduce your bride price?......LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO

[Kendra98883]

Are you the president of this road? haha I dieee!

[FrenchieG]

lmoaaaaaa girl i die. I subbie!!

[bostongirlsandy]

Reminds me of my mom! She's Brazilian! Mad old school.

[babynunu16]

VERY SOON THEY WILL COME UP WITH BANANA

[kehindeade]

This girl has got a Ghanian acsent if you pay attention to her English, but her attempt to imitate an ignore woman was v.good

[kehindeade]

This girl has got a Ghanaian acsent

[fizzym4c]

Oh wow! Thank you so much guys for your funny and nice comments! I'm overwhelmed! Glad you all liked it...and thanks to my new subscribers! <3

[missluv18]

I dont think there was even ONE scene that I did not hear from my own mom growing up LOL

All Nigerians go through the SAME thing, but I still love my country and family♥

[nychik303]

This was the BEST ONE!!!! bahahaha! "I did NOT disgrace my moda you will not disgrace me....you want to reduce your bride price!" bahaha! my mom says this all the time! pant and bra.

[maymichelle11]

SOO on Point!!

Loved it.

[MyChristy24]

r u wearing earing on ur ear r u a gay lol

[egolum13]

THEY'RE IGBO OO!!!!!

[ydotskribblez]

"If I hear pim" looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l

[cheekichick1]

Blackberry, apple, very soon they'll come out with banana!

[TheRadiokilla01]

What kind of song was she even listening to in that? Lol

[eokuyinu]

LMAO. Sooooooooooooo Accurate.

[starz5D]

lol isn't strange that all African people act the same

[crackfalls]

Are you a gay? lmao

[mochaaakin]

OMG ! I never leave comments on videos but i had to with this one, FUNNY AS SH*T !!!! perfection!

[TheMellyPills]

hahaha hillarious!!! i love this

[AkunnaUnaValentina]

thats my daddy's song!!! XD (in the car) LOL

[udster1]

it's actually terrifying how accurate this is.

[3cezanne3]

Sorry for yourself! I hateeeeeeeeeee that line.. mum uses it all the time

[LorettaGraceOfficial]

OMG only black people in all entire world can understand this! My mum was the same, LOL!!!!!

[cokafor85]

lol



[swaggergirl181]

Omggg you are just like my mom!! It crazy!! LOL

[swaggergirl181]

Come im making long distance call why won't I shout!! LOL that my mon right there!

[meowcape1]

Ok , the text message part is so true , if moms send u a text .. then its special

[lolmusalol]

LOL! this is the best

[ayotunde77]

This is funny every time

[kennette1980]

This is the best one yet. My absolute favorite!!!

[oeadebomi]

i can watch this over and over again........so real

[OhhhJosie]

my life...

[codyyukilover]

Blackberry....Apple.... sooon they'll come out with Banana...LMAO!! :,D

[MrBaltimoore]

Damn her voice is awful, I heard this shit everyday in the transportations...

[dbange12]

They will not marry you whooowl whooowl they will not marry you!!! LOL

[dbange12]

if i hear pim if i hear pim!!!!!

[akachi98]

excellent!

[Lusc1ous]

You want to reduce your bride price!

[UnderAFullMoon]

Did Anybody Touch You....

my mom legit just did this 2 minutes ago

[jeff200614]

story of my life...

[DoreenMakesMusic]

i make a b yeeeeeeaah whaat? :D

[oyinolavic]

loooool!! sooo on point... as in!!!!

especially this calling me while i'm in my room to "pass the remote" like.. 0_o

or the dont follow boys.. next thing, where is ur husband.

i'm always like.. ah ah.. from a to z just like that? did i miss the in-between? mchewwww

[maguseify]

love this.

[Sashamay14]

I love this video =D

[NigerianHair93]

i <3 this vid!! whats the name of the song that was playing in the last scene of the car

[nena7923]

I love this.

[OMGxitzD3]

If I hear pimp!

[flosaw9]

Come and join me sing halellujah (8)...thats my jam!

[thedrifish1]

I felt right at home watching this video

[JSTGD]

"COME ON SHUTTTTTT UPPPPP"

[JSTGD]

You have a future in Nollywood Comedy. This was too much. Excellent Acting Skills and facial expressions. This was on point.

[MzJazzy123100]

LMAO! This is so funny and true.. Mom be doing all of these things smh .. You gotta love Nigerian Moms.

[Thugsammie939]

This was too perfect.

[dbzmastergal]

sooo funny! I'm youruba but its the same thing all round. That hold your lips 1 is the 1 I'm familiar with.

[18nnenne]

Lmaooo

[LoveAnimals001]

"Why are you crying? did i touch u?" haha

[dnzlg]

lmfaooooo my god she ruthless!!!!!!

[AmarachiWorld]

This Is GREAT!!!! mom is that you?

[sandraswagg]

shit

[balogundaniel]

why are you crying ??..uhmm..cos you beat me..

[vidaliadear]

"ARE YOU A GAY"

Igbo kwenu! Our moms are the realest and maddest of all

[Jesusdaugher4eva]

THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST Y DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS!!!! story of my life!

[ricechickenankimchi1]

Lmfao #nigerianchildproblems.. Showing this to my mom. she needs to know what she looks like.

[lolafly900]

"If i design your face today" LMFBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tigereyes5]

What kind of juju have u used to absorb my mum's spirit to make this video???! Lol, this was on point and even better it was Igbo!!!!!!

[emango16]

LMFAO..... this shit was in point I luv it. it's the best one I've seen yet . SMDH..... All Africans are the num one funniest foreigners.

[eldiorS]

So freakin ACCURATE!!!

[Amarillo2012]

ROFLMBO!!! I LOVE IT!! :-D

[WhoILiveFor]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

[Baindu5]

black berry apple very soon they would come out with bannana

[TheHiya9]

are you the president of this road??? ARE YOU THE PRESIDENT OF THIS ROAD?????

[msgobinna]

Are you a gay?!..lmao

[MsChidinma]

omg, so true.

espeically that "THEY CANNOT SEND YOU MESSAGE AGAIN". NA WA OH.

[Cheeboy4fon]

this is classic

[Cheeboy4fon]

hahahah ADAKUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu that got me lol

[missbeautyqueen20]

looooooooooooool!!!...LMAOOOOO­!!!......... You did a perfect job!!!! Kudossss

[bisola97]

she was funnnnnnny.

[bhkil]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh IM NOT NIGERIAN but this was tooooo funny... "WHERE IS UR HUSBAND" LMaoo.. we are all the same, im Kenyan and its almost similar. But this is too extreme lol

[txchainsaw12]

THIS WAS THE BEST VIDEO I'VE SEEN TO DATE LOL

[MercedesBubbles]

CORRECT....

[DonnaBev23]

So you've all met my mother..

[mymymy091]

Are you a gay?! ctfuuu

[missjoyce22]

hahaha hilarious! "ehh blackberry, apple...very soon they will come out with banana!" -- man why are ALL our parents the same though?!

[ChykeMomen]

this is the best video on youtube. not even gunna think twice.

[thewritergrl]

wow. speechless, I've just been watching my mum

[2ThaEast]

Why is my mom on Youtube? Lol..

[iluvme856]

this is definitely the funniest version out of all of them I'm so glad I wash

[JoStylin]

WOW..the exact same thing happened to me. My dad used to say im not allowed booyfriend, as time went by he started asking me when am i getting married...was like...huh. Nigerians parents are one big walking contradiction...

[obidike13]

what song plays at @5:35



[ChykeMomen]

@obidike13 the song is arabanko by ND stanley

[alicesweetz]

ON POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!

[wishywashygirl19]

B for what bbbuttt lol

[kaybizzy1]

LOL 'if I hear pim!' and the igbo phrases ahh man

[MrsSmartshirt]

''ARE YOU A GAY?!?" loooooooool she deserves an oscar

[chechi0]

THIS GIRL IS AN AMAZING ACTOR! KUDOS! THE WHOLE THING IS FUUUUNNNNYYYYYY!

[obidike13]

THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST ONE ON YOUTUBE THE ACTING AND SCENES ARE PERFECT PLEASE MAKE MORE . PLEASE THIS IS TOOOO FUNNY

[brwnsugar1820]

Bia, how do u know my mom? anh anh how accurate can this be?! lol

[MuzikizOxygen]

ifeoma please why did you use my name to scream? lol smh

[nonyabizzablez]

the way they say the "ashawo" lmao

[Miatt98]

This Is Sooooooo 'Effin True !

[Sunshyne81]

This is the best YouTube video ever, I was dying of laughter through it all. Come and join me sing hallelujah LOL

[sugarsweetiiepie]

loooooool!! this is so funny x

[MsGhettoBillionaire]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE

[uwaification]

This just has to be the best video ever... Cus I swear everything days on dis video, my mum has done it...looool

[TheLupelyrics]

she knows who gave my mum a camera omg she knows.

[A07392115]

this is 2 much, ur a legend!!!

[ghettomama4real]

IF I DESIGN YOUR FACE! LMFAO

[DheJensta007]

Yooooooooooooo I nearly died of laughter gotta luv my 9ja people

[qwertteal]

are you a GAY LMAO

[RoselinaTV]

lmaoo this is soo funny !

[brownbelle24]

I'm DEAD

[ogadimma]

HAHAHAHAHA "Sooo Where is your Husband"

[chineduabalogu]

just one sentence: YOU GORRIT RIGHT

[Chizoba26]

blackberry...apple...very soon they will come out with BANANA. LMBO!!

[Fl0aterM0ater]

You are My Hero!

[SimplyxCB]

LOOOOOOL I'm not Nigerian but I can relate!! Your acting was soooo good

[MJForever589]

Lmfaooooo soo accurate

[nickybabbz]

LMAOO If I DESIGN UR FACE! lmaoooooo