MY DOG IS TALLER THAN ME! (1/24/10-326)

[junbev]

u didn't even do ur goal!

u wern't on the couch and u wern't pantsless!

grrrrrrrrrrrr

[phreshlove]

Princesstard from 4:23 - 4:30 LOL

[multimonkeybaby1127]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAA

[fila8712]

Good video The family looks good. The girl is also pretty.

[weight854]

I like the fat boy. He is funny boy.

[guy54788]

The girl in video is so cute.

[albinohawaiian26]

Rockin' the G's... good for you man!

[ijuicy2000]

I like peach rings

[VanillaStars08]

This video was my first video ever.<3

[annamariavandyk]

I like peach rings too Shay!!!

[21ctm21]

ahhh yay thumbs up for Shay going back to the good 'ol calculator for recording

[VirtueMoir27]

You can not be camera shy if you're in this family! Let's work on that!

[ForTheLoveOfFatLabs]

lmao condoms!

[carlosramos3777]

shay: i will not wear any pants for the rest of the day

neighbors: ???? what is he talking about

shay:and no one can change that!

nieghbors: should we call the police?

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

Shay, I gotta say, football is the most tedious, dull, pointless shit in the world.

YAY.

[shineyshroom]

Carly found your condoms in your draw no she wont touch it.

o

h Grandma tard.

[MrGirlfucker]

lol Bill Clinton on Babytard hahaha

[haroldcasey615]

Thank you for sharing

[minami935]

This videol is great.

[many9662]

Good video.

[deanwest15]

I like this video.

[physical815]

But my dog is shorter than me.

[cpfanrox]

I LIKE PEACH RINGS! ahhhhh classic :P

[MeSSwithME3]

what did carlie say about what she found un the drawer

[footballgi14]

Damn you're only 5 9?

[cpfanrox]

@footballgi14 5'9 isnt short

[footballgi14]

@cpfanrox I don't know where you're from but 5'9 is well below average. It wasn't a shot at shay so you don't need to go all crazy fanboy on me either. Just pointing out that 5 9 is nowhere near tall. (I'm 6 4 btw. Which I know is above average.)

[cpfanrox]

@footballgi14 im not goin all "fanboy" or whatever I was just saying that 5'9 isnt short. i mean its on the low end of average i just dont consider it short

[ChelseaKristy03]

Is it just me that at 9:09, it sounds like Babytard says "this is a perpendicular". ?

[schizophrenicPrime]

@ChelseaKristy03 thats what I thought :D

[ChelseaKristy03]

"I'm not naked you guys c'mon.... I just don't have any pants on." Oh Shay, I love you.

[coltfan619]

Haha, love the ending

[Woodgee11]

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PANTS ON!!! hahaha

[Woodgee11]

YOU DONT HAVE ANY PANTS ON!!! hahaha

[longview1987]

1:05 haha

[Gleefan918]

Yay go saints!! Sorry but GO SAINTS!!!

[TheChloeBubble]

Y'know in england pants are a kind of underwear, just sayin'.

[323brainwave]

I do the same thing when I'm in my apartment. As soon as I'm inside, off come my pants.... jk but no seriously. I hate pants :)

[magicmeup987654321]

Inside of shay's sweater he had no shirt either

[thenameismyrte]

Shay's G's were showing! Only mormons know what I mean;)

[FOBlove899]

"I'M GOIN OUTSIDE!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PANTS ON!!"

[youknowitsBrad]

pause at 6:45 no pants

[momomoore1623]

Lol I'm short

[JenneyWilbs]

press 1 repeatedly

[MsBigblonde]

I'm a 12 year old girl and im taller than you shay(:

well i still love you

[LoveSeungYeon]

I reall want some peach rings now

[Alex47537]

4:44 "MOMMY!"

[Chapyn429]

"malachi, you are such a pansy!" hahaha, mommytard!

[zepps88]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I CAN'T BELIEVE THE VIKINGS LOST THAT GAME! THIS VLOG IS BRINGING BACK HORRIBLE MEMORIES :(

[spendiferouslochness]

i hate pants.

[XOXOjellybeanOXOX]

your beard is growing back really fast

[loveykms05]

nice legs shay....LOL

[CT4NK]

nice boxer briefs shay!! rofl

[TakerXL00]

I'd be scared to death if i was infront of that dog lol :(

[kateydoo76]

i always thought Shay was like 6,1.. 6,9? haha but then again you look taller because ur always around ur kids who are basically 3 feet tall =P

[wutbothersme]

Shay, using Condoms, yeah right! I doubt if they even know what they look like.

[9725daniel]

The dog looks awesome!

[BrynnyBoppins]

i miss the random endings. :(

[kayles1813]

im pretty sure if they were morman they wouldnt use conrateception and mommytard woulndt wear clothes above her knee

shay wouldnt drink coke

and he wouldnt cuss...

[loveykms05]

@kayles1813 they are mormon!!! and not all mormons are super strick. They would also not go out and spend money on sundays but they go out to eat on sundays sometimes, and your not allowed to swim on sundays but they have done that too...dont be ignorant!

[kayles1813]

@loveykms05 i wasnt trying to be ignorant it just i was sick of people like saying all this crap about there religion and how they are morman .. honsetky i <3 the shaytards and i would say anything to sound ignorant towards them.. sorry.

[loveykms05]

@kayles1813 ya i dont think shay is on here to advertise the mormon religion, but im sure he does have a lot of mormon fans, i was raised mormon, and thats how i know the word of wisdom (kinda like some mormon rules/guidelines).

[kayles1813]

@loveykms05 i am really sorry if i came of as ignorant honestly . :)

)

[loveykms05]

@kayles1813 its cool...no wrries! :)

[Hailevaranex]

HAHAHA "Malachi, you're such a pansy"

[IMxAmazingx]

"is it alright if carly moves into your house?" "is it alright if i punch you in the face?" LMFAAOOO!!!!

[caddog0sugar]

Whaaat? Shay you seem so tall! I'm surprised to find out I'm as tall as you!

[patrick6191]

VIKINGS FTW

[thae2020]

i'm 8 inches shorter :o XD

[GothicNerd007]

IM GOING OUTSIDE!!

You dont have any pants on!!

my stomach hurts from laughing

[bonjour123456789]

happy birthday to this video.

[BoHoVsGolf]

omg ... i forgot about the outros he used to do..

[popper903]

It is who DAT stupid shay jk

[0MissElizabeth0]

that's right ! I forgot babytard drank that puddle water ... walkin around with scurvy, LOL!

wow I finally know Shay's height - 5'9

Hmm, maybe Malachi knows something we dont - if he won't eat Panda Express maybe we shouldn't either :-/

[rainbowsugarcupcakes]

i LOVE peach rings!

[MyAssyriangirl]

LoL the end was so random

[Jaceytardfan]

push pause then play then 1!!! ha Ptard is awesome!

[SHAYTARDSFANHERE]

@Jaceytardfan lol 

[xitsxmac]

MILFtard

[chocolatemonkey009]

I like peach rings. :P

[DarceMarie08SLU]

Made me so proud to see the Saints in one of your vlogs. It's the only time you've mentioned anything from my great state of Louisiana :)

[addiegriff01]

"IM GOING OUTSIDE!!"

"BUT U DONT HAVE ANY PANTS ON!!!!!"

[tdstudent1]

i saw his underware!!!

[gigi3b5]

do.they.own.2.houses??

[ExoTicGamiinq]

your family is full of bums

[donnaLvida]

Shay...I don't think I can get that conversation that you had with your mom on the phone...ever...

[RespectedE2W]

thumbs up for child abuse at 6:57 !!!!!!!! lmao

[angelface14363703]

my husband is only 5'9 to but im 5'2 so he feels tall even when i wear heels lol

[whenmonkeysattack16]

I wanna give Malachai a hug :')

[sgtkiko]

"Dad!, throw me up in the air." LOL

[pointyearsrule]

Shay has declared a pants-free day! XP

[funlefty1019]

haha shay i mean

[funlefty1019]

You're WAY shorter than I thought sahy.

[Sexyelissanne]

the kids look smaller now there taller bassically i watch them grow on you tube lol

[Illuaq2]

HAHA ZIZING!!

[abdu2s]

OMG no beard, just a nice stubble

[noxtan13]

The way Shay says "I like peach rings" had me in a fit of laughter.

[shaweet1234]

who dat! geaux saints. :)

[sk8alltheway95]

ANYONE WHO DISLIKES THESE VIDEOS ARE JUST MAD THAT THEY DON'T HAVE SUCH POPULAR VIDEOS!!!

[MrsHorseboots]

at 00:39 it sound like babytard is singing lol

[Cleopatraofelko]

@ForgetaboutFreeman She's actually just messing around with him. It's not like she means that he's really a pansy, and even if she DOES mean it, it's not meant to be rude towards the dog. All (collectively) animal owners have said something along those lines to their dog, cat, rat, gerbil, etc... You calling her a bitch is not appreciated, and quite honestly, it's extremely rude.

[duncanismine4]

Love babbytatd

[duncanismine4]

@forgetaboutfreemen u r a asshole calling mommytard a bitch maybe ur just the bitch huh huh huh u fucken douchbag ass holle sucking dick bitch

[eAiMBoTz]

@duncanismine4 umad?

[Thecamar01]

Go saints!

[GroveBedford]

I ALWAYS KNEW that in Katilette's vlog "put your pants on", she was actually talking to shay. this video shows it :)

[babyinblack]

babytard's so cute lifting her skirt so it won't get wet :P i loved the end XD

[ransid55]

what a bad influence LOL

[NevaraBarry]

FAH-VRAY! He says it the way I think it when I see the name Favre in print.

[zoster4664]

@Plottato your a mean person

don't hate! your creepy cause your not a Shaytard

[TH483x]

holy shit i randomly went back to this video 6 months later and sontard has lost so much weight

[peacegal24450]

the ending had me loling so hard i almost fell out of my chair

[cheseeh]

and i know baby tard lol

[boonhii]

you guys eat so much orange chicken lol

[caelum15]

weirest...ending...evar

[daD3V]

who dat nation!!!!!

[mandirawks]

I love the Saints. They're my home team. :)

[daD3V]

@mandirawks same here

[mesuhlikemusic]

"Lets only do some of the things we learn on TV, K?"

"Hmhmhmhmhm ya right."

TV is a bad influence, mkay.

Internet Killed Television

[angelgur40]

Im Jared Allen and im not afraid of no baby.

RAWWWWR!

Why does babytard have to be so vicious??

[ame9903]

Call failed. You must have held it the wrong way. ;)

[cparker035]

you're only 5'9!? I thought you were taller than that! I'm taller than you Shay. :O

[pins51]

why babytard whyyyyyyyyyyyy do u have 2 be so vicious 8{

[TheUberawsome]

this is so funny omg hahahah

[vanjastanic]

Shaytards 2020: 24 Babytards...

[rosswood0602]

is it wierd that i lip sync the 'Hey! im vlogging here' line at the start in a stupid way every video

[pepperlicious3]

Vikings and the saints are my fav!!! Vikings are more of my favorite tho because Brett favre and Peterson and rice!!! Mostly favre-----------f4vre :P

[carrie0123210]

get them all wound  up uP U P

Maybe when he is vloging, there are sooo wild.

about 10 minutes is all I could stand. Please calm down --

and be quiet. T. Y.

[volleyball151DB]

03:57- 04:24 THAT IS TMI AND TMTH!!! LOL 

[maxgo111]

Lol even malacai won eat panda express xD

[iSimpleGirl]

@maxgo111 Cuz hes camera shy duuuh xD

[Bluekillion]

So you guys are Mormons? Those white shorts Shay is wearing are the garments Mormons wear.

[SpringSamurai]

Babytard 2012!

[justinBieber845]

no pants on lol

[4evaFanFuruba]

hahahah i love your dog!

[BloodpeltFangclan]

Why does babytard have to baby so viscous?

[iamapotatochip90]

1:06 :D I love princess tard.... she reminds me of me soo much when I was little. I love here!

[ChadTazz]

nice video I LOVE SHAYTARDS

[oeufgwoieu]

joking about the little girl DRINKING the DIRTY water!!!!!! is SOOOO FUNNY & NOT irresponsible at all, WAY 2 PARENT

[david0487]

LOL keep on clicking on 0:40 shes so cute.

[2rebornangelsxoxo]

What are the kids names

[hAvAAck]

"Malachi you're such a pansy"

[teamunreel19]

@hAvAAck bill bob and bingo

[jcyriln80]

My doog is the shizzle!

[stooge10101]

are those mormon underwear shay?

[SingingLefty1]

loved the ending shay

[hOwDyKaTrYnA]

I like princesstards hair, sontards laugh is cute, and babytard in the end of the video was funny! Haha

[pitpalak]

grandmatard is awesome

[rother011]

your kids are awsome

[TreesLoveHugs123]

Scurvy is Vitamin C deficiency that's why Pirates suffered from it b/c they lived off of like dried and salted meat and water

[Sockhead360]

@TreesLoveHugs123 hahahaha

[Allenrythe]

Seemed a little random

[CheesyMoose1]

hahahha i loved the ending. lol

[FOXSniping]

Ur sons laugh is hilarious i laughed at the laugh

[iEmily13]

Could you please give my mom an I shoutouts for our birthday? Pleeease? My name is emily and hers is Jane.  I love you guys!

[katieray95]

♥Cute dog man!♥

[x5chloe5X]

the end was epic

[GeminiAzules]

thats a really obedient dog

[AshleyMEC]

I LUV U SHAY UR THE BEST

[22Natta22]

YOU'RE AWESOME !!

Peachrings -> Jammy

anyways

greeting from germany

=)

[22Natta22]

YOU'RE AWESOME !!

[bella1689]

shay when you say you dont have any pants on do you mean you are in you're boxers or you're in you're pajama shorts because those dont look like boxers..lol

[bhpaak]

-"hey, babytard, whatcha doing?"

-"babajuggppen"

-"oooh that sounds interesting"

[MultiTDIfan]

@bhpaak PrincessTARD is like a little translator for BabyTARD It's so cute ^_^

[AllyCat8495]

ZING!

[MsNeonZebras]

i wont wear pants.... NEVERRRRR!!!! hahahaha :D

[purplebunnysareevil]

:O I just started watching your videos and I have to say your really funny! XD

I know this is random but you sound just like Jack Black....just putting it out there... :3

awesome videos <3

[NightmareAhead]

My dog is camera shy too! She runs away and hides under my bed when I get out the camera. No idea why.

[fanglover95]

GO SAINTS! your dog is sooo cute!  bye!