Afghan Rice

[cheekoo71]

W T F

[DORC101]

Wait that was a commercial?

[anwar942]

fkn funny verey funny iswear

[miladsafi12]

hahhaha  Hanif hangam is bald

[SAMIMYS]

ina ina midawa ! :)

great !

[roma25ish]

NOT FUNNY AT ALLL!!! THESE MORONS KEEP COPYING FROM PORKISTANI OR INDIAN TVS. LIAQAT NADARAN BAREE$KOLAGEE DA KABUL MERAQSA.

[Shammwow]

@roma25ish . I beg to differ- it's very funny indeed. |This is Assghani comedy at its best. |Maybe you prefer to see young boys anally raped in Bache Bazi instead of enjoying some real comedy......go and watch old men rape young boys then and let the rest of us laugh.

[roma25ish]

@Shammwow thank you, when you watched old men raping kids, that's enough.I am not interested in watching animals or dirty stuff.YOU enjoy it.

[nemo6089]

what is the joke about?



[dariushhamid]

man namidanam ke inha az in tamseelhaye sharmaware khod chora khejalat namikashand.

[haroonpopalzai]

go to haqani.ha.funpic.de for more fun and jokes

[001arz]

LOL

[noorzaiabumohd]

i love baghlan rice caz i am from baghlan

[MSolomon101]

i love watching this haha lol

[sultanssssssssss]

beschak haha

[Masooda88]

loolll the dude in the shop was in bul bul too haha :)

[patan101]

this is their culture ,slaves of wives lol zan mara talaq nakona hahahha fuking jerks

[newafghan123]

woooooo oke

[Y1A2K3I4N5UK]

shit actting.

[kingstyle89]

ena ena medaua ......lolz 0:41

[sweetafghanboy]

lol

BIZZYAAR KHOOB

I laughed so hard believe me a little pee came out.....and i can't feel my kidneys..........lol..........­.

[1301324a]

sadqi ethh shawamm lol.....

[samira562]

hahah khela^^

[pashtonhalak]

lolzzzz talaq ahahahahaa

[yousufj56]

i feel embarassed for them....

[minaquand]

soo long, the ones in canada arent longer than 30 seconds

[sarajeghele]

ghand agha jaaannnnnnnnn.....lol

[ssj55]

AHAHAAAA!!!!!!!

[baseer1992]

omg you all are mean...

[MiniMelo15]

loool this is too funny

[cutesy01]

why is he complaining?if that was my husband i wud throw the palte in his face and tell him to eat rock

[Oyeena]

afareen thts wht i wud do as well!

[abidnader]

the harriest people i have ever seen lol me too

[vidajan21]

this is hella funny

[CutePrinceNK]

These Ppl r Iranian Not Afghani

[vidajan21]

watever

[mostafatorkmani]

nice

[gullyrockslikehell]

lol

[rahmanzaisrule]

afghansrule123 its not haroon. sofia gave me his account. so we all know whos the little trouble maker. Oh ya and thats kinda neat that you like pashtoons. I never knew you and your mom were pashtoons. Oh and the rest of yall tryin to read this message IT IS NONE OF YOU AND YOUR CRAPPY BEEZWAX!!!!

[vidajan21]

wtf...then dont post it 2 where everyone can see...u could have just sent a message to her...loserrr.

[rahmanzaisrule]

shut the fu** up you da** piece of sh**!Did you hear what I freakin said?! NONE OF YOUR BEEZ FREAKIN WAX YOU DUMB CRAP!

[vidajan21]

shut the fuck up...if u dont want anyone to read it...then dont fucken put it on screen for every fucken one to read...bitch

[vidajan21]

loser

[rahmanzaisrule]

afghansrule123 i know who you are and you ride my bus. I cant belive you wuold say such a thing... or should i say NIGEENA.

[afghansrule123]

who da hell r u and how da hell do u no my name

[afghansrule123]

pashtoons rock they kick ass

[agentzero1]

let me tell u 1 more time you little retard bitch. i donot speak retard people's language like u do. so go find someone who is rtard and who can speak your rtarded language.I DONT WANT TO LAERN UR FUCKING RTARD LANGUAGE, AND IAM NOT A RTARD LIKE U R. BITCH VAGINA FACE

[Samira703]

hahaha ur so gay

[agentzero1]

"hahaha ur so gay" that thing is geting so old. i mean come up with something new thats funny. pussy bitch!

[Samira703]

yah u r a retard and its not old its new ok u fucking basterd go get a fucking life on ebay, and your the gayest of all gays that ever exsisted

happy eid

[agentzero1]

how about u just go and do what u do the best, and that is sucking people's dick. u dirty whore, slut,cocksucker. if nobody wants u to suck their dick, since ur so fucking ugly then u come and suck my cock.

[Samira703]

u dont even know how i look like durr

[qaismajid]

Ahahahahah..... Kalesh Kal Budaa....ahahhaha

[agentzero1]

man you fucking pakis r so fucked up, all you do is talk shit, but when it comes face to face u people can't do shit. I mean there was 1 time when i fought a fucking paki, and he was so scared that he almost peed in his pants. U PAKIS R NOTHING BUT PUSSIES +INDIANS

iam an afghan and we know we r the best and we can kick everyones ass.DONT MESS AFGHANS

[afghansunited]

Dude that is true afghans r the best but you making are rep. bad.The best afghans are ziydbats from kabul,afghanistan.pashuts suck according to kite runner i got to see it 10 days before its come out in theaters!Go Ziydbats

[agentzero1]

first of all iam not pashtoon, iam a dari speaker, and i dont care even if i were, because i love all afghans, it dousn't matter to me. i love all afghans and hate all the enemies of ours. anyways when is that movie gonna come out, i read the book but i want to see the movie.

[afghansunited]

im not implying you are a pashtun but all i have to say is afghans are the best whats your name mine is arian

[agentzero1]

Hasib is my real name. u didn't answer my question man!

[afghansrule123]

pashtuns rock my moms one and a lot of ppl like her especaly u

[Samira703]

dude can you like shut the hell up im afghan but who really cares what backround you come from

[agentzero1]

i never discussed the background, and i said that i love all afghans no matter who they are and what race they are. so you might wanna think next time before u write someone again samira jaan qandolak samandolak.

[Samira703]

lol ok...but i wasn talkign about you loving all the afghans ,,stop making fun of pakis and were no greater then they are

[agentzero1]

they r the ones who starts everything. in fact they hate us, so why shouldnt we hate them. and please dont say that pakis r better then us. thank u qandoolak samandoolak shreenak

[Samira703]

i have a paki friend...and she doesnt carry bombs with her to harm me or anything, ok

hasib jaan kali pachy jaan

[agentzero1]

i dont get it y r u talking about bombs,

or terrorists i mean it has nothing to do with this. r u calling Afghans terrorists?

by the way what is KALI PACHY?

[Samira703]

omg your so retarted, my point is, whats rong with pakis,

kalay pachey ( funnny saying) sorry i spelled it rong

and no im not saying afghans are terrorist

[agentzero1]

what language is KALAY PACHEY? by the way u spelled retarded wrong., and iam not one.

[Samira703]

u fag. you know what language that is

[agentzero1]

u pussy bitch vagina face how am i supposed to know what language that is. maybe its a retarded language only for reatrds like u, but iam not a retard and i dont know how to speak it.

[Samira703]

let me type that agian

YOUR A FAG, do you know what language that is in?

[enajatullah]

hahahhhah boro dega ke talaq nashi....

[ruumpleteaser]

shes done it now! hes going to beat her!

[marcoohms]

FUNNY

[Naveera]

i knew somthing was wrong with his hair...does he have to talk with the food flying from his mouth?

[Realamd]

Visit the Afghan Entertainment Site @ cafenet[dot]sub[dot]ir

You will not be disappointed!

[simplygwrguz]

ahahaha that guy needs a chill pill.....i loved it :D

[AryanaTV]

fuckalladfghans: is not Indian, he is a paki trying to create tension between afghans and Indians. beaware

[shak99]

Youtube comments are obviously the best medium for his agenda.

/sarcasm

[Stallion769]

LOOOOOOOOOL LOVED IT! Best Commercial EVER! "Ala biringisha bitay ke zanish talaaqish nakuna!" LOOL.. so true!

[AFGnagim]

nice cmmercial, fck everyone who is negative about afghans come stand in front of me and i kill you all mothafukazz

[shak99]

You won't kill anyone.

[asnasari]

some afghan r very good and they r good muslim but some of then r not good because they killed they wife

[shak99]

AND HOW THE HELL IS THIS RELEVANT

[fuckalladfghans]

fking stupid afghans never happy wif nothing.........u mowaferz shul b happy dat indianz made a movie in u fking land oh wait a sec stupid ppl its never land ..all afgunz ran away from war....fking pussyyyyyyyyyzz

[Stallion769]

FUCK ALL Yall PAKI's and Indians.. if it wasnt for us stoppin the russians Ur ass would be speakin russian by now. so no.. FUCK U!

[naibkhil2009]

Afghans never runaway from war get it right stupid paki

[hyderabadboy20]

oh when its come to afgan then i juat what 2 say where is osama?

[aceinc2]

up your ass you sarcis dog

[behzad70]

خوارک چیست ؟ او بیسوادای بیفرهنگ

[leenajavid]

hehehhehehehee hehehehehehe

[Machetazo1]

Those are some heavy bags of rice. Love that Basmatiiii!

[SKITTLESANDMNMS]

no actually this is kinda random but seriously kabul express is da stupidest movie ever.. first of all indians gotaa whole bunch of other stuff to talk abt then joan on afghanistan and their traditions... like the time they made fun of how afghan do rui machi.. i mean wtf??? indians can kiss ma asssss

[Machetazo1]

You guys need to put all that local hate aside and focus who the REAL enemy in the world is... the united states of america!

[kisspurepoison]

very funny...haha i laughed a lot..thx for postin..

bye

[QnszShereenak]

lol dat was a funny commercial...n dat guy with the wig..he worked n Kabul express...which is a good movie...buh yah funny commercial

[PureHazaragiGirl]

Kabul Express SUCKS..! A movie causting Hate between afghans..!

Hahah Funny ! thx for sharing 7alek..!

[QnszShereenak]

lol ok umm hazaragakk..first learn to spell..n no it didnt show hate..it showed the truth..i been dare n dat is wat is really happ nowaday..so i dunt noe wat da fuck u talking bout..

[xafghanigirlx]

lolz. intresting

[fawad0009]

very very very funney and nice commercial god bless afghanistan

[an1792]

before jumping to production please have look at the other ads, then try define ur objectives, i dont know when will we learn

[persiantech]

lol haha good one

[fayaztarin]

oh for god's sake.. ain da sare amee brenj kho ham jang mekonan ee afghanha.. tajik o pashtun chee dara oo ahmaq haa.. bas konen, besharmen!

btw, Massoud was not a shahid.. massoud murdar shod! elahee gulbudeen sayaf rabbani talib etc etc ra ham murdaar kona!

[SKITTLESANDMNMS]

lolz.. afghans.. they embarrass their own selves with these commercials..haha

[Sahar0023]

tpqueensny have u got a problem with tadjik afghans? just shut up lawda. To Lawda ra kase jame shanzda puli ham namegira amada sare tadjika gaap mezana. band kardi lawde dewana. badakhlaaq basta qaumet

[method007]

a few years ago it was broadcasting this on la to kabul tv almost every day and it became so annoying!! It shows how afghan familes back in afghanistan fight over simple things even while they eat!!

[afgantuber]

This is canadain made commercial...

[tpqueensny]

The woman in the "commercial" sounded like a typical kam'asal Tajik woman..Lachar, Bad Akhlaaq Cheshm Para as they call them! lol

[stupiddumass]

damn this shit is funy as hell i never noticed he had a wig hahaha

[Alfino]

Hey, it's better than those annoying afghan hiphoppers and their monkey dances.

[shak99]

Ha, true that.

[leathershipp2277]

wasent really funny

[krewas]

1.43 minutes for comercial thats a small movie . NOT FUNNY

[qasemkhan]

Nice one, and I wish all of Afghans think like you.

[shak99]

LAWL why aren't commercials this awesome in america?

[godokman]

some long advert afghans need to get more smarter and islamical not this but in there media.

[qasemkhan]

Wow, I never thought I would find Afghans talk about Islam. Masha'Allah. You are right, but we should be both Muslim and Smart. We should go to Universities. We should go back once we learned something. May Allah destroy those who destroy us. Ameen.

[godokman]

u wont find alot o yh my name is kazem by da way im from panjshare

[qasemkhan]

I'm from beside it on the east side. On the other side of the mountain. It's nice to see Afghans worry about Islam. We had Shaheed Ahmad Shah Masood, but they didn't want him to establish an Islamic State. May Allah guide us all. Ameen.

[dordy24]

FUNNY!!

[nh3nh4]

stupid lol

[Cajunx2001]

LOL...that is so funny haha :D I liked the part when he squints his eyes and puts both his hands to his chest LOLz ;D LOLZZ

[asmam85]

this is screwball comedy, and afghans suck at it. But it was a good laugh at our kind's stupidity!!

[sw33tafghanmiss]

um...........ok that wasnt really that funny

[shaftaloo]

wut the heck kinda commercial is this? more like sum comedy shit..tht wasnt even tht funny..jeeze afgz cant even make a decent comercial!

[afghal]

afghan foods da best!!!lol

[mina111]

hahahah we eat that kind of rice..

[Shapur1]

hahahahah...funny stuff ;)

[missworld2]

wow this is the first afghani commercial i have seen in my life and i thought it was good and yeah where did u het ity

[PrinceAfghan]

Nice..........by the way........where did you get this commercial?