Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations

[SuperWarking]

So just gonna say this now since this a good way for me to vent and blow off steam, the folks who think this is real, get proven wrong, then refuse to admit they were wrong by insulting everyone else because they are fuckin retarded, can go fuck themselves, know they are miserable excuses for human beings, they are fuckin pathetic, disgusting, unworthy of having folks pay attention to them, they are fuckin sorry, sad jokes, and the gum and dog shit on the bottom of my shoe has more value to me.

[photon72]

As a Canadian i don‘t mind having my country‘s name on these boxes. We have so much pot that our future Canadians will be much too baked to mind

[mukigaman]

i think its just dumb when ppl gotta fight over works of art like this one ....people its not ur job to tell anyone that this is fake.. reading confused ppl's responses is part of the fun, we dont need ur negativity and ur not gettin a paycheck for your "clarifications"

[brwnhornet59]

Thanx Canada for being our scapegoat and stash house. Now I know where to look... underneath the camping equipment..

[TheScarecrowjuggalo]

lmao... they think they can actually stop porn? good luck

[PATCHES7RF619]

@TheScarecrowjuggalo Did you even watch the video or are you just a moron? Nvm, seeing juggalo in your name is enough of an answer.

[TheScarecrowjuggalo]

@PATCHES7RF619 i did watch the video, and your talking smack just cause i'm a juggalo? and if your gonna reply to someones comment, reply with your opinion that's about the subject talk about... i don't care who you are, or if you hate juggalo's or whatever, but you have no reason to attack me, so piss off...

[PATCHES7RF619]

@TheScarecrowjuggalo It's the Onion you dipshit. I have no opinion on the subject at hand because it is satire intended to be humorous. But yes, being a Juggalo does make you stupid.

[TheScarecrowjuggalo]

@PATCHES7RF619 Well sorry to disappoint you (this is sarcasm) but your talking to a juggalo with a college degree... So good day to you... And side note, I haven't cursed at you, and there is no reason to curse at me, so therefore I will report your comment...

[PATCHES7RF619]

@TheScarecrowjuggalo Not the dreaded comment report. Congratulations on "graduating" from "college" though. [citation needed]

[57worldwide]

@PATCHES7RF619 It's YouTube, retard. Asking for proof of anything in the comments to a video by the Onion is one of the most stupid things you could do.

[PATCHES7RF619]

@57worldwide I'm not asking for proof. I was just pointing out that nobody is going to believe him at his word. The original argument has been completely lost

[57worldwide]

@PATCHES7RF619 You stated that you believe being a juggalo makes you stupid. I believe stating that is stupid.

[PATCHES7RF619]

@57worldwide Not necessarily, I said that you have to be stupid to be a Juggalo. The two are not mutually exclusive.

[57worldwide]

@PATCHES7RF619 To rephrase, "You have admitted that you are a juggalo. That makes you a stupid person."

It is stupid to say juggalos are stupid. It's like something someone said to me, that "only stupid people smoke." Your preferences and pleasures are not caused by your intellectual capacity or capability. Different people like different things.

Young males are more likely to die in a car accident than any other group. Is that because young men are stupid, or because they take more risks?

[whyme943]

-_- I'm from Canada. Why can't you hold it for Vatican city or something? At least the little boy box...

[ant3091993]

@lordblazer please tell me ur joking n ur not actually that stupid

[Latvian4ever]

LoL at americans :D

[Sabohaque]

Santorum's platform

[ThePistolero909]

nooooooooooooooo . com/ press button

[TheTroymaster12]

I'm from Canada, so fuck you all! BLAME THE MEXICANS!!!

[doom30000123]

noooooooooooooooooo my leisure time is gone

[vjm3]

Makes you wonder what's real and what's fabricated in OUR history books...

[Max17766]

And watch: in the future, Canada shall be hailed for creating great works such as "Grandma Likes it Hard 3".

[mingermanger]

XD due to the new (relatively) layout, if it references this from another vid, it says "Congress Announces plan to hide nations porn........... Genrations" :D

[9Godslayer]

Is that cat with a c or a k?

[zelos660]

Haha these guys r funny^_^

[scampynoXP]

Wait . . . Is this for real?

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@scampynoXP

Yes. You didn't see this on the news?

[molemanninethousand]

@scampynoXP No it's not, it's all a joke!

[snake1625b]

IM FUCKING CANADIAN AND AND YOU THINK YOU CAN BLAME THIS ON US?! THATS FUCKING RACIST!

[SPFrobber]

@snake1625b yeah you commie canadian. stop consuming so much deviant porn

[rugbyguitargod]

@snake1625b newsflash: Canadian is not a race. dipshit.

[nunavailabul]

@rugbyguitargod Calling something racist, as in this case, is meme based; Dipshit.

[rugbyguitargod]

@nunavailabul the fact that you took the time to explain something so mundane as that makes you a dipshit

[undergroundmaya]

For a moment, I thought I was watching the debate on SOPA..

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

@shadowsbro00 Damnit! Didn't you listen to the press release?!?

[DaFleegsta]

Well we DO have a lot of porn up here in Canada.. I suppose we could let you borrow some..

[XxMastKiller14xX]

blame your dick for being sick...:Di love my dick!!!!

[cmau14]

They'll never take my porn without a fight

[machinmaman87]

"That way future historians will think we are just holding onto it for Canada" XD i love these guys

[LittlePikachu]

We all know that in the future if porn is discovered historians will think it was part of some religious ceremony.

[lordblazer]

@LittlePikachu

yea, to be honest no one will really know what our civilization was like. In fact they may make us look like Romans XD. For all we know ancient rome might have been modern XD well we will never know.

[Devoti]

@LittlePikachu are you me?

[iamachessaddict]

@LittlePikachu you're right. we need to get to work on that religion. first we need followers.

[nezantra]

dude... boobs on youtube @_@

[javiclase]

seems like a legit reason to increase their porn collection

[TARINunit9]

And then Congress forgot to hide this video, wasting another trillion dollars

[HoundofOdin]

Just try to take my porn . . . I fucking dare you.

[JuanOfaKind88]

Damn freaking horny Canadians.

[Techsified]

thumbs up if u paused the video at 0:32 to see the naked chick on the magazine cover, jerked of to this and midway you relized you could be wacking off to redtube instead

[RacerEckss]

I want to climb Barley Legal Mountain....

[floppygirl101]

Gramma likes it hard volume 3.... that's when I just ROFLMFAO

[weskridge]

@faro314 cuz this is 110 % real

[faro314]

@weskridge HAHAHAHA

[Spiritualmindedify]

@faro314

haha they show how the illuminati works that all... but in such a fashion that only people who are open minded will understand ^_^

[Brandon33akahk]

"Granma likes it hard volume 3" priceless.

[TheSkullkruncher12]

I'm suprised this video hasn't been removed. There was a topless chick flashing thrm tig ol bittirs

[icewhipRox]

I'm from the future and--- Oh... my... God... you sick sick people!

[Greg763]

Very funny !!

[DJVundaBoy]

NH ftw

[Jamesbodnaryk]

why does it seem like americans hate us.. lol just asking

[Quintopex]

@Jamesbodnaryk

We Americans love you. We're just kind of like your jock friend who always makes fun of you. We Americans view you as the bookish kid who plays Dungeons and Dragons. We just tease you to toughen you up so that when you get older you have better luck dating. I no longer know what I'm talking about. I do kind of want to play Dungeons and Dragons now though. You down?

[WhipLash42o]

@Jamesbodnaryk Not like all Americans hate you, I dont think all Canadians hate Americans neither same with Europeans. All sides do love starting fights with each other over the most trival shit though. Some people are just assholes though, but then again there are asshole's from all walks of life. I preffer being cool with everyone, I dont care where you're from if you aren't a straight up ass you're cool in my book. Idk where im going with this anymore lol point is not all of us hate you :D

[Jamesbodnaryk]

@WhipLash42o i like your style

[WhipLash42o]

@Jamesbodnaryk right on.

[hk47anonymous]

I was wondering if this was serious. Until I heard 'Fake business site'. And then even further when I heard 'fake mountain'. And I laughed my ass off at 'TheOnion'. Good job. You got me.

[monoskunk]

is this a joke or what...omg those god dam yanks ..so messed up in the head

[RainbowManification]

@monoskunk Its satire, yes

[EchoXxMcLovin]

0:31, lol they should remove this video for showing boobies. :)

[SlowAndSteady2]

This could be their best...

[shmenguin366]

u know... this might actually work!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAH

[SpiderDude420]

@paniqfoxx Get a sense of humor or get laid. and chill out. It's from South Park. Numb nuts!

[dem123mas]

lol Canada

[PaniqFoxx]

@dem123mas lol canada? Our dollar is stronger than yours, and we dont have 13 Trillion in debt.

[MadCowsGaming]

@PaniqFoxx our dinar is stronger than your puny dollar

[PaniqFoxx]

@MadCowsGaming 1.00 CAD = 1,196.72 IQD

Get pwned, bitch.

1 Dollar canadian = 1,196 Dinars LOLOLOL

[MadCowsGaming]

@PaniqFoxx really ? cuz it says ist 1.11 to us dollar :D and us dollar is .370 to dinar u suck canandian moose

[PaniqFoxx]

@MadCowsGaming Um, first, learn english, then talk. Im not "Canandian" Im "Canadian"

[MadCowsGaming]

@PaniqFoxx learn english just cuz of the word cananadian ? and sry to burst your bubble i know i made a typo but was to lazy to fix it so stop crying grammar whore

[Jamesbodnaryk]

@MadCowsGaming you sir... are a moron

[MadCowsGaming]

@Jamesbodnaryk no shit bro i am O_o

[ahaetulla]

"That way, future historians will think we're just holding on to it for Canada." Hahaha.

[MrFriedchicken247]

This can't be real it's got to be fake the show is what I'm talking about

[jws2906]

@MrFriedchicken247

...no shit bro.

[ilovesteveify]

are you FUCKING kidding me?! this is not what we pay our "politicians" to do! i mean FUCK sex has been a part of society forever if it werent for sex wed be extinct! i just dont believe its right to close it away what about all the tight ass pos parents who never talk about sex with their kids and leave them in the dark, how are they supposed to learn anything... sex ed? HAH FUCK THAT

[BrettGTelV]

@ilovesteveify you do know this is fake right?

[Nick23Sutton]

@ilovesteveify idiot

[EWillard44]

This is hilarious!!!!!!

[TheNethero]

Even if this were to happen, guys will continue to jerk it with or without porn.

[65macky]

why dont they make newsroom sements anymore? why? WHY????

[Killur10]

Shit yes, I don't even need to leave the state for porn, or even pay taxes on porn.

[SpiderXweaponX]

Blame Canada!!

[lemans24fan]

Is that a South Park reference? LMAO

[lemans24fan]

Is that a South Park Reference? lol

[PaniqFoxx]

@SpiderXweaponX Screw off.

[Ljungman42]

Road trip to "Barley legal mountian"! Pile in!!!

[MissLucyBoomer]

So fucking hilarious!! I love the onion

[LProckers98]

they allowed boobs in this video FLAG IT.....nah jk let a 12 year old find out for him self

[mrskittles9]

0:32

[SEVENTEENCINEMA]

CATNAP

[cruelteywrought]

I couldnt make one of these videos. Because this is exactly the kind of things that could happen. I would be laughing my ass off the entire time.

[Giggiitygiggiitygoo]

Stay away from my porn!!!!!!!

[rawdenashitey]

i'll make my own ;)

[AwesomePlay3rM7]

Wait a minute is this a joke?This idea sounds like conspiracy work over something meaningless, it sounds totally idiotic.

[TradeMarkMercenarys]

@AwesomePlay3rM7 its the onion... they joke around lol

[dubdog44]

HAHAHA, yes boobies on youtube at 0:33

[thatgirlcanfly1]

I hope someone from the year 3000 finds the onions vids and thinks the US is just holding them for Canada!!!!

[miikhailov]

116 people are racist robots.

[EverythingMusic2009]

Us Canadian's are so laid back, we cool with this.

[myquill23]

Even governments are beginning to monopolize the porn industry! :-)

[SequelProductions]

stop it at 33 seconds for boobies haha

[godzillafights]

@SequelProductions first exposed brest on youtube :D

[PWD65]

@godzillafights LOL, there's boobs everywhere on youtube, you just have to know what to search.

[godzillafights]

@PWD65 lol internet perversion as far as thee eye can see

[PWD65]

@godzillafights Pretty much.

[Littlechickwithakiss]

Thanks for blaming Canada you fuckers

[WhyAyeMann]

so there will be mountains of porn 15 minutes from where i live?

[TheMrSpartanking]

pause at 0:33 and just enjoy.

[JesusSatanAllah]

Message to future generations: "catnap" refers to short periods of sleep in the daytime. If you see it written down, ignore it.

[p4r0xysm42]

catnap I got it!

[TheCaptainLulz]

And we in Canada will gladly take it all.

[Matthill121]

0:32 BOOBIES

[Warmsprite1w]

DAMN YOU CONGRESS!!!!!!

[spacestick1]

storeing it for canada lol

[Tweldofame]

porn is not going anywere dumbasses....

[Waethos]

Interacial mountain? MY FAVORITE.

[Cheeseypiez]

thumbs up if you wrote down catnap

[FreshTokes420]

CATNAP!



[RomanVyourmom]

@FreshTokes420 its all lower-case remember

[idonotlikejumprope]

I love the Onion! So good! This reminds me of thegraindealer

Such a good website too! Just the name as the website pretty much...

[Vinxsi]

"Just imagine the look on some future archaeologists' face when he unearths 'Grandma Likes it Hard: Volume 3'." lmao!

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

i saw the title and had to click on this shit.

[TpendragonT]

Wouldn't you feel awkward walking into the wrong mountain..

[rawdenashitey]

i'm trying to watch all the porn out there before congress hides them

[qwertqwe]

0:31 BOOBIES :D

[kefer123622]

THEY SHOWED BOOBS ON YOUTUBE :D

[dozyvan]

@kefer123622 yes little child they did...

[tyreemoody]

hutthefukup



[unholyimage]

Finally, congress is getting some real work done!

[MarijnStevens]

I just love adding c-span footage before your sextapes...

[oOquicksilver12Oo]

funny thing is, this solution outdoes insane amounts of solutions that politicians have come up with.

[victoriafinlay23]

wtf

[djtrixen]

Grandma likes it hard volume 3... LMFAO!!

[spudinator2]

press 2 and you know what i like



[thetransporter789]

For a second I thought this was real lol

[L0rdofdarkness316]

LOL 

[trespasser4000]

@L0rdofdarkness316 lol? i guess it is funny that your a gay shiting fag.and your mom never loved you.and talk about my mom again and am going too kill you.

[lostship47]

@trespasser4000 UMAD BRO?

[trespasser4000]

@lostship47 nah that kid is just a fag long story.lol

[trespasser4000]

@L0rdofdarkness316 little queer i already give you my address 43 goldwin toronto canada jane street.all i can say is i want a peice of l0rdofdarkness316,s ass.your ass is grass gay mark.

[krypekeeper]

once its on the internet ITS ALWAYS ON THE INTERNET

[kenfreak0]

When they unearth "grandma likes it hard III" lmao.

[KweliDk]

thats great. i live in southern nh. Those are my mountains

[Kaancerra]

If you are bored and searched porn on youtube,thumbs up.

[MisterAviate]

0:32 Boobs on YouTube? how Rude...

[TopicsOfTheWeekz]

:31 :D

[Spongink]

Who the fuck buys porn? free porn ftw!

[EchoXxMcLovin]

@Spongink So right lol! :)

[jmikemiller]

now this is a good waste of money!!

[BlaqMarketProduction]

I can already see it.. "hey honey im just goin to a mountain in new hampsire. ill be back in a few"

[collinbollin]

well you BETTER keep them for canada

[joeboo1974]

\m/

[SUPEReded01]

they just want to keep porno for themselves...

[shibyx]

is this real?

[BlaqMarketProduction]

@shibyx of course it is.. better hit up visitnh.gov cuz thats where everyones headed

[LMA629]

@shibyx no

[PierreLombardini]

@shibyx its a satire. all onion episodes are a form of satire.

go ask your english teacher what satire is, and then show him an episode of the onion, he/she will love it