THOR: Bootleg Version (2011)

[nocturnGER]

Controlling a tree to poke someone in the eyes? ...Wow, Loki is really a sinister Uber-Villain

[yevonator88]

Ideas are explosive apparently.

[Dipstikk]

You're BOTH plastic dummies!

A SEA BEAST *BOOM*

[Gigloronosonophonica]

Thor is a scientific swat.

[josswhedon692]

"I'll use my black arts to put an idea in his mind!"

BRRRRRMMMMM

[KevinLounsberry]

The revolver, it exploded out of my head AND IT'S AIMING AT ME!!

[DoktorStrangelove]

There's a building in Asgard that looks like a dick.

A dick at the end of the Rainbow Bridge.

[ZZTX]

"As I rotate my hammer, anti-matter particles will be emitted! There, there! It's working! Wondrously whirling like a super fan, it blows the anti-matter particles at the negative victims, causing the anti-matter particles to reverse their atoms, transforming particles, causing positive matter to reverse their negative victims, transforming them into wondrously whirling anti-matter particles, causing my anti-negative atoms to rotate once more!"

Simple enough.

[DinoDude65]

@ZZTX

When I read this in the comic, I was like "HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS?!! HE'S A FUCKING DOCTOR OF MEDICINE."

[Armyless1]

I can't believe the generation that produced this cartoon was in control of a stockpile of nuclear weapons that could have turned the world into a glowing glass orb.