Twilight Sparkle Sparkle Fun Time

[ColdIron1022]

I was expecting a purple grad-student pony...too bad. : (

[Rubystars1000]

I was expecting ponies :( This is lame!

[havenomouth]

IF ITS NOT A PURPLE PONY ITS NOT A TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!

[slik4100]

Every comment is to do with ponies

[sephiroth7655]

I SEE NO FUCKING PONIES!...Son I am dissapoint.

[Hemerawr]

Fake and gay. THIS IS NOT PONIES

[729pete]

This video is trolling bronies with its title.

[Dman12259]

This is bullshit.

No ponies.

[KONTROLLEN348]

No ponies....

Spy: Well this was a dissepointment

[ThisGuyWithNoOpinion]

I love Twilight....but I prefer Fluttershy.

[mastermantrox]

where are teh ponies? :(

[GeorgicusH]

There are two Twilight's.

One of them is for little girls.

And it's not the Pony.

[perkus124]

i know what you are

you're impossibly fat

and bouncy

your skin is pale white and ice cold

you are

a world of warcraft addict

[Hemerawr]

@perkus124 :truestory:

[breegull64]

Lol I thought I was the only one searching for the purple unicorn pony.

[051elite]

It's too gay for words

[2007excalibur2007]

Where's the purple pony? :c

[CinnabonChan]

About time someone smacked Bella.

[NotEvenTrolling]

WHERE'S THE PONIES EGGMAN?

[buffer545]

You know what's manlier than this? Ponies.

[Okshutit]

came here expecting ponies.

disappointed.

[Hoopermazing]

That trailer was gayer, by far, than the entirety of "The Crying Game" and "Breakfast On Pluto" combined.

[CinnabonChan]

@Hoopermazing Kitten from Breakfast on Pluto is manlier then the entire male cast of Twilight.

[DrsJacksonn]

I'd rather watch Harry Potter.

[walrusqueen123]

where is poni

[unallocatedmemory]

Dude looks more like a Parasprite than Twilight Sparkle :(

[eetoi]

This isn't Twilight Sparkle!

[OzixiThrill]

I finally understood why he sparkles... He's supposed to be beautiful, imoortal, etcetcetc... right? Then to justify it, he got some bishie sparkles ^^

[MariusMMS]

Twilight is good to watch together with your girlfriend, (or boyfriend if you're a girl, or if you're..) ANYWAYS!

But seriousy, when I first saw Twilight, and Edward should reveal his true form for Bella, I was hoping he would have wings and horns and talons and such, and suddenly.. "He sparkle?"

[picorettte]

SRLY they sparckl and if they drink animal blood that means they are vegetarians ?! DUDE SRLY WTF !!! this is an offense to real vampires mythology and we should all go do more dislike than likes on all fan twilight vid like we did to justin bibier :P

[dawidekkunvampire]

97% of teens would cry if they saw Edward Cullen standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there and scream, "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY BITCH!"

[HaggKid]

Anyone read one of the Vladimir Todd books? If you have, I'm sure you know that Todd survives in the sun because of sunscreen. As stupid as that sounds, I'D RATHER HAVE VAMPIRES WITH SUNBLOCK THAN EFFING SPARKLES!

[scottevill]

WANNA WATCH A REAL VAMPIRE MOVIE TWILIGHT FUCKHEADS?!?!?! INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE...BE ENLIGHTENED

[tindanian]

WHERE IS THE SPARKLE???????????

[aglewi41]

stupid vampire, you should be exploading, not sparkling.

[AngelusFromHell]

Damn, what is that fucking sparkling shit???

[superlucci]

I just now looked up what Vampires and Sparkling had in common with each other, since I never saw Twilight but heard all about it. And I can safely say that all the sparkles that I just witnessed in this video were absolutely retarded. I mean seriously, what the hell could those sparkles possibly have done to make someone actually like this movie. I thank this video for showing me just how gay Twilight was.

[MidnightFae375]

@superlucci even another reason to dislike it, Unnecessary taking off shirts every 5 mins in most of them

[omgiheartpie]

gay

[Droogie128]

I always thought sparkley vampires was a metaphor when referring to twilight.... but there they are.... sparkling. Sparkley vampires. WTF?!

[Lamentfordeath]

And for his next trick he'll eat a whole box of lucky charms and vomit rainbows.

[LetThereBePeaceInYou]

0.46 It`s a bloody clown!

[DarkFimbulwinter]

So if I were to kick Edward in the nuts (suposing he has nuts) he would sparkle out of pain?

[HaggKid]

Who wrote Twilght, an adult or some 10 year old girl?!

[psycho642]

@HaggKid I'll have to go with number two

[psycho642]

@HaggKid I'll have to go with number two

[MrEiriku]

@HaggKid what do you think douche

[HaggKid]

@MrEiriku Sheesh, no need for insults >_>

[AalphaaR]

The sparkle just put me off the whole thing.

[Johnlindsey289]

Has anyone seen the movies "Lifeforce", "The Hunger", "Near Dark", "Martin", "Def By Temptation", etc.? those portrayed exceptional unconventional vampires that broke the vampire mould showing that vampires aren't the same stereotypes. Even Vampirella comics showed space vampires instead of undead ones.

[ChromaticEagle]

@Johnlindsey289 yes but do they sparkle?

[SHADOW5383]

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[Rhapthorne3]

It would be better if the vampires would take on a demonic form when they get hit with sunlight...or they get really sick or something. Anything will do, but why the hell did she pick sparkle?

[ArcticFeels]

@Rhapthorne3 I agree with you...your concepts are good, if I want to replace burning in sunlight. The idea of sparkling in the sun does not fit with vampires as they are associated with the night. Sparkling concept would fit a fairy or an elf.

[gogudumitru]

how can people like this crap?:((( how mentaly retarded, can you be to like this.....

[nacholeo1]

i know they wanted to make a different kind of vampire movie but you cant do that with the hole tale history of vampires its like if Lindsey and Paris were sluts instead of artists... oh ......wait.... they are... i guess this guys can fuck up this stories too.....douche-bags......they killed it.

[cutlis379]

0:12 I cant be the only one who thought she looked like a homeless person...

[KisaToraChan]

sparkle sparkle xDD!!!

[Javeton]

gay sparkle

[KRAZY7777]

looks like a little kid played with the sparkle effect and threw it all over the screen... like what a stupid concept

[Zolrak666]

Just for general knowledge, vampires weren't supposed to be killed/burned by sunlight before the film Nosferatu.

But why the hell should they sparkle?

[cofiman]

you´re impossibly fast...and strong, your skin is pale white and ice cold.....and your..... wait.....are you sparkling?

jesus, even Eddie Murphy did a better job

[MrHorrorMe]

I thought twilight would be epic.

but i was wrong, vampires don't sparkle, have you ever seen dracula from the castlevania series sparkle? >:

And the director knew that this movie would suck ass if he chose different actors.

EPIC FAIL and yes i can make a film so great you'd shit your pants!

[EvaPilot1]

Im imagining it now.

"Whats the matter? you just had a coupla legs blown off, thats all.

Come get me!!

Summon your familiars!! disengage your body!!

reconstruct your legs and stand up!"

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Ok, if you're watching a movie, and a vampire begins to sparkle in it, that's when you get out of your seat, head to the box office, and demand a full refund. (Probably will not work with the snack bar, though.)

[Sharp0000009]

lol that faggot.

[FeatherofaRaven]

Jesus what is happening nowadays....Now Lots of small girls worship Justin bieber, but NOW Vampires SPARKLE....really?....SPARKLE? what the hell is happening here....

[NukeA6]

So.. they draw their power from Christmas lights?

[Numbah1Dub]

@NukeA6 lol dude that was the funniest comment ever.

Thanks for making my day :)

[NukeA6]

@Numbah1Dub

No problem ;)

[riff5fki]

Edward: *sparklesparkle*

Sane person: *SMACK* "Damn pixie"

[ErikNikolai]

The sparkling guy called himself dangerous. :)

[eidius1989]

@ErikNikolai he might blind you while your driving....very hazardous.

[mezzy070268]

lol

[twobadasses]

The fuck is this? Little fairy bitch time?

[RadRetro]

For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle

[Broommaster2000]

Bela.

Lugosi.

Turning.

Grave.

[Andreware]

It's basically soft-core porn for teenage girls, right? They go to drool over the actors.

[HouseMaster15]

@Andreware

Agreed

[aiureala]

i shall blind you with my sparlkiness

[isaac52]

what is this fagotry vampires DONT sparkle

[joupetta]

I didn't see any vampires... just a bunch of fairies sparkling.

[Blezzo]

I hear she's making another book. But this time it's a ZOMBIE that falls inlove with a human.

[Darkena00]

@Blezzo

wha- WHAT?!

KILL THE BITCH BEFORE SHE SHITS ON YET ANOTHER GREAT HORROR THEME!!!!

[Broommaster2000]

@Blezzo

That makes me want to die.

[Blezzo]

@Broommaster2000 And become a sparkling zombie with feelings.

[Broommaster2000]

@Blezzo

I will jump in a bath of acid if that happens.

[MichaelHall1989]

@description: WTF? Like they are supposed to? I suggest you look up some history and old lore about vampires. Light to a vampire never makes them sparkle. They either burn to death or become powerless and weak.

[Cooltuber453]

God damn, the only think worse than this would be werewolves with braids and highlights in their hair.

[Aisua]

@Cooltuber453 I...think that's been done. I just can't remember where.



[HaggKid]

@Aisua Beauty and The Beast?

[gallaros9]

@Cooltuber453 than u havent seen the 2nd movie yet

[thegr33nbastard]

how is this joke of a movie so popular?

[wonderlandforever]

Edward reminds me of Tinker Bell and/or that Fairy Godmother from Cinderella. lol.

Vampires.

They aren't sparkly.

[EmmWatson1]

Disney pix fairy.LOL

I HATE VAMPIRE ROMANCES

FICTION SHOULD BE JUST FICTION,NOT 95% ROMANCE 5% ACTION

>:(

[Idude893]

The worst kind of vampires are the ones that sparkle. They don't die in sunlight, and they use teenage girls for their personal drug stash.

[jblunamario]

dracula=vampire

edward cullen=disney pixie fairy

[HouseMaster15]

@jblunamario

True

[k5lta]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!

[Jackx598]

@jblunamario I dont think TInkerbell wants him either.

[xXSpyvsSpyXx]

limp-wristed vampire that sparkles, GAY!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Once you see this scene, you are well within your rights to go to the box office and demand a refund.

[kforren]

What's next? Unrotten zombies that take you to starbucks?

[Lamentfordeath]

@kforren lmao

[TallestPhoenixTV]

*flicks wrist* Fabulouuuusss... Lol

[danchan101]

LOL i didn't know vampires SPARKLED...

[Equilibrium2037]

Next, she'll write about demons that glow in the dark.

[AcidLemonsFilms]

@Equilibrium2037 Well their eyes do usually. Usually blood red.

[trelior]

I am at a loss for words... I knew this shit was gay, I just didn't expect it to be quite THIS fagish.

[pokemonprincess3434]

vampires dont ... sparkle in the sun!!!!!!

they die!!!

[benbenben5903]

Thats not glare at all.

Thats FX that the person has put on the video.

Do you seriously think they would shoot scenes where just about everything in it is being masked by flares from the sun?

[aieoneoneeight]

@benbenben5903 I know that it is FX I'm just surprised that they messed up something so dimple

[aieoneoneeight]

That's not sparkle that's glare.

The books were pretty good,

No, I am not a 15 year old girl obsessed with twilight.

[xboxmime]

who cares if they sparkle? its just part of the book that seperates it from all the stariotypical vampire books :P and if you think about it....why do vampires die from SUNBURN?

[0Lientje0]

Because they're the undead. The sun has always been associated with life, which is why they can't handle its rays.

[Smasherlock]

Undeniable proof that twilight sucks. Period. Dear God, if you're gonna make a vampire book/movie... actually make it realistic (You know, like Dracula, VLAH!)... or don't make it AT ALL. Also Edward is a MAJOR pedophile. He's 200+. She's ... whatever age she is. I don't even care if she's over 18. He's still a pedophile.

If you think of it as this:

Reality:

Possible Human life span: 100 years (or so)

18 is legal age.

Twilight:

Edward: 200+

Meaning legal age should be 36.

So Edward=Pedophile.

[TallestPhoenixTV]

Dude, that's right!

Me= 15 year old MALE

Me= SICK of vampire romances!!

I've gotten to where I refuse to read vampire books at all, because they ALL follow a pattern these days!

[ErikNikolai]

0:41 Hahhahhaha. Hard to look scary when you sparkle in rainbow colors. :-)

This whole video should be on failblog, as should Twilights concept of vampires.

[mortuus8]

@ErikNikolai 0:44

Rudolf!!!!!!

[dzpisx]

lol 0:46 O rly?

[mortuus8]

i have never laughed so hard!

[TeleTubiesxxx]

omg sparkles are don in PHOTOSHOP.....like tom and jerry are better than this shit

[InfernalReaper25]

OMG!!!!

SHINY!

[xxTwist1dxF3arxx]

was this really what it was like in the movie?

[Purrifyable]

Another audience does like her characters.

[stfwho]

until they grow up, of course...

[Purrifyable]

haha xD

[Wildzide00]

Whats next, pink-fur werewolfs ?

[spoogeling]

probably, yes, then fucking ghosts having tea parties, and banshees doing ballet,

[PeekabooDave]

After this, I needed to watch Dracula (the 30's version) and of course, from dusk till dawn

[Purrifyable]

Although traditional vampires don't sparkle in sunlight, Stephanie Meyer has creative license to develop her characters as she wishes.

[wikernes]

And she of couse sucks!

How retarded ¬¬

[Airjet2582]

Yup and she sucks at it.

[assassin2560]

Yea im kinda a vampyre fanatic.... But heres the deal.... They have fangs, they dont sparkle, they dont burn up in sunlight, and the only way they die is to lack of blood feast... They dont turn into fucking bats, and they are only about 4 times as strong as the average athlete ( yea thats strong no shit, but not car stopping strong)...and one more time... THEY DONT FUCKING SPARKLE

[SoraheartsKairi]

Teh way they sorta "flew" or whatever, looked so damn fake =,="

[spoogeling]

"flew"? i call that wire and pully movement,

[lily6554]

i luff how u made evrything sparkle!!!

[DanaWhite0]

HOLY SHIT IS THAT FOR REAL????

[deathmachine392]

guys who sparkle are usually GAY

[CopperFangunlimited]

vampires must sparkle, but by the flames that come from inside of them when they are dying, with screams and ashes. you know the classic bloody vampire, not that emo fart.

[8BitSnakeProductions]

fuck twilight. i hate twilight kids they actually believe that these fucking characters exist.

the only vampire movies worth watching are ones where they have fangs, feast on human blood, don't have sex with 17 year old hot topic-core kids whilst they themselves are over 100 years old, and fucking BURN TO DEATH IN THE SUN.

to end my case, Bela Lugosi is a god.

[TheWatchGoesTick]

oh yea and im pretty sure some vampires who would sparkle in sunlight are carson from queer-eye, and possibly rosie o'donnel...

[TheWatchGoesTick]

oh my god! my emotions are out of control! WUAHAHAUWAHAHAGAAH! HORMONES! AHH SPARKLES!

EDWARD (seizure)

[yvettestinks01]

Where are the fangs?

[eidius1989]

dude sparkling vampires and now your asking for fangs? if we are going down the horse shit road why don't we just do it throughout

[rtsownage]

SPARKLING!!!! LMAO!!!!

[shawnhatesy0u]

dammit...the only "vampires" that i want to burn to death sparkle in the sunlight....what the fuck

[homicidemanex]

Lens flair everywhere

[yousifakram]

oo look at me im a vampire i turn into dust when i go in the sun oh wait im gay i SPARKLE -,-

[MistofBrina]

OMG I HATE TWLIGHT!!!! Sorry for any twlight fans. Only reason why I clicked on this was cause I wanted to see how the movie portrayed "sparkling" GAH I FUCKING HATE TWILIGHT *foams at the mouth*

[Warior79]

you don't have to be sorry for twilight fans I say fuck twilight and twilight fans

[TeenageEntertainment]

lool, why the fuck did they think it was "kuul" to actually turn vampires into christmas trees??

[457682]

vampire's who sparkle are GAY! end of story

[TheRastaguy]

The biggest problem is that THROUGH OUT ALL OF THE GAYNESS... they broke the barrier when they allowed the vampires to be out in daylight... and even more so by giving them these gay loving teenager personalities and having them sparkly and glittery...

[yerkes19]

Vampires + the brainless shit plot from a WB Teen Drama = pre teen girls get thigh sweats. What a fucking joke of a book/movie/fad.

[doktorkloride]

Mistah Sparkle will kick your Edward loving ass.

[laclavicie]

LOL I didn't know Chris Crocker was a Twilight character :)

[Kangos7]

I can definitaly see the future of movie quality

[joaquin1527]

Lol wha's next?

werewolves that disco dance whenever there's a full moon. Imagie that!

those are some sweet moves

"No,these are the moves of a killer"

[MissJumpingBeans]

I was gonna make a wolf book called Twilight, then this shit came out. *spits on ground*

[underwatercookie]

SPARKLE! *************************

xD

[MissJumpingBeans]

0:44 - edward is totally scary and ugly. Ew. Ew. Barf.

[vampheatr]

Ive commented the shit out of this video but seriously this is ridiculous THE SHIT IS EVERYWHERE! I can't even go rent a fucking movie without its gayness staring me in the face, got their gay faggot chocolate candies sittin on the counter and shit. ever since the shit came out... All of the sudden VAMPIRES ARE COOL! Give me a fucking break.

[MissJumpingBeans]

Yeah, I always found vampire stuff really cheesy.

[rayflyhigh]

someone plz tell me, or refer me to a vid the shows WTF these gay vampires from twilight freaking GLITTER in sun light. arent they supposed to burn and die?????

[SaturnGirlDark13]

yeah

[TheRastaguy]

yes, yes they are...

[MissLizzie1990]

he poops garlic and peeeees holy water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO XDDDDD TWILIGHT IS GAYYYYYY

[darkstar0709]

Twilight is retarded! I hope you all die

[Littleluckylink]

This movie basically takes everything that was once cool about vampires and just fucking flushes it down the toilet. Seriously. This movie is so fucking stupid. If Dracula was alive and real, he'd fucking shove a stake through his heart while watching this. The thing I really hate is how every single 12-16 year old girl fucking orgasms all over any conversation regarding the movie or the book. I fucking hate everything.

[jeishiikanzaki]

I'm pretty sure he'd just seduce all the women and kill all the men involved in creating it. Possibly seduce them too before they die. And turn the women into nymphomaniacal vampiresses :D

[arandomperson3]

I know. Emos and goths basically took the coolest, most badass haloween monster in all of horror and just fucking turned it into the gayest thing since fruit flavored dildoes!!!

This movie blows big, hairy, sweaty COCK!!! The acting is FUCK SHIT PISS!!! And the story is just FUCKING BLOW MY BRIAINS OUT ALREADY THIS IS RETARDED!

These people are not vampires they are FAGS!!!!!!!!!!! F-A-G-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[melancholyid]

You remind me of Sam Kinison.

Just waiting on them to ruin zombies for me.

Zombies that run and are smart enough to open doors, drive cars, and regenerate so they are never nasty looking. Oh, and they're vegetarians.

Vegans, sorry. Vegetarians would have been too high on the awesome scale for Stephanie Meyer.

[vampheatr]

laaaame OH and DO NOT blame goth for this bullshit they call vampires! Goths were just fine and dandy until the faggot Emos came up gave us a bad rep. They are just overemotional cock sucking queers who dont have a clue. oh n another thing is you just insulted it by calling it "Halloween" and not referring to its rightful title of "legend". I dont exactly believe in vampires but hey give it the credit it deserves, altho it would be pretty bad ass, and im not talking the queer sparkly ones either