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  • This guy needs to make a comeback.

  • You made one crucial mistake. You said you were going to put an axe in the head of every ninja you -SEE-

    Just think about that for a while...

  • wenches ftw

  • pirate swords are bigger too

  • PIRATES FTW!!!

  • not funny like ask a ninja. Its alright I guess. I liked the impersonation better than the pirate himself.

  • Doesn't "ninja" mean "the breaking wind"?

  • pirates of the carribean was shit.

    you are fool, sire.

    a fool of the highest degree.

  • ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET?!?

  • It was good and funny but ask a ninja is still funnier.

  • agreed

  • ha, ninjas skills are so pathetically overrated the only way they can look kool is by editing impossible jumps and speed into stupid and boringly dubbed movies like crouching tiger hidden drago. Pirates rule.

  • you ARRR not a bad pirate matey!!

  • WOOOOOO! PIRATES RULE! ARRRRR!!

  • Ninjas from either China or Japan didn't like the open sea, they would never travel over it, so going by that pirates are better off ;]

  • Nah, he can also use his sword, his hook, his hands, his teeth, his breath, and in one particular occasion his parrot, all though that was a unique case. Very mean bird.

  • Pirates... pirates rule. We're a special, powerful breed.

  • yeah, screw you ninjas!

  • NINJAS SUCK PIRATES RULE!!!

  • Hehe, these little rivalties are always entertaining.

  • I STILL EAT TOAST

  • Ask A Ninja Pwnts

  • Zero seems appropriate. What the heck is he wearing? He looks like he's cross-dressing. Besides, if pirates want to get anywhere, they'll have to come up with something original, not a poorly done copy of what the ninja's are up to. No wonder pirates are always in 2nd place.

  • Sorry about the w00t post, my mix up. I had the wrong page. Anyhow, now that I've actually seen the rest of this video, I have to say, even if I did like pirates, this video is an embarassment. He's not funny, he doesn't talk like a pirate, and the production quality is dismal. His "study" is wrong, because the only decent pirate movies are Pirates of the Caribean and by technicality Peter Pan. He failed to consider the massive number of excellent ninja game, such as Ninja Gaiden.

  • aw my goodness, that must have been the lamest video i have ever seen on youtube!

    Ask a ninja is way better.

    this is just a cheap, bad and poorly made copy of ask a ninja. dont worry about watching it, your not missing much

  • PIRATES!! yarrrrrghh.....

    much better than ninjas!

  • Ninjas are given no freedom. A dime a dozen, all in black robes and with the same skills. It wouldn't take long for pirates to learn to overcome the repetitive skills of a ninja and ninjas get no fame. Pirates are allotted a flashy fashion assortment. In all aspects the pirates advantages outrageously outnumber the ninjas.

  • Ninja weapons are designed to thwart your opponent. The vast choice of weaponry granted to the pirate are made to kill and used to kill. What would win? A musket or a ninja star? The pirates dominate in every aspect, fashion being one of the larger ones

  • Pirates live freely and if they don't like the conditions they can just leave. The fun factor is clearly in favor of the pirates. The pirates control the ocean, which is the majority of our planet. The ninjas have Japan...smaller than the state of California.

  • Ninjas years training in the ways of stealth and martial arts... and for what? After a mission from their sensei what do they get? Tea? Pirates get loot, girls, booze, and have a hell of a time doing so. The pirates were one of the early forms of democracies, ninjas on the other hand, are given a task with low wages, and have to show absolute respect for their hirer. If their master orders them to kill themselves, then they do so. How would you like to live like that?

  • pirates rock! pastafarians all the way!

  • PIRATE SCUM

    -throws shruiken in face-

  • w00t!

  • Excellent

  • NINJAS FTW PIRATES FTL!

  • as a corsair myself i have 2 say that the pirates are more enjoyable to be than ninjas

  • Ur Ramen is AlDented! ARRRGH BRILLENT!

  • Come on would everyone stop saying things like ninjas are stupid! or pirates are stupid!... Come on, its just a vid, calm down...

  • Bill Tracy was a good pirate.

  • Calm down, TalonHayato. I do this for fun in my spare time, when I have nothing else to do.

  • pirates would always own the ass of a ninja, no questions asked. in fact, ninjas only exist cuz pirates let them. go ask a pastafarian. & 4 people who dont like pirates either fuck yourself wit a 10 ft pole up the ass or stop commenting here.

  • Damn you debaters need help. Pirates own...but damn...

  • PIRATES SUCK!!!!

  • DAMN RIGHT THEY DO

  • lol funny i liked it

  • One: Learn to write in English properly. Two: Get your facts straight. Three: Ninjas aren't invisible. Case closed. Besides, Do you think I really care? I'm the kind of crazy person who goes and writes long arguments for the sake of arguing.

  • actually ninjas we're a group of citizens being oppressed by samurais and began a revolution against them by assasinating them... and trogdor... if nobody cared why would the entire battle between ninjas and pirates exist? wouldn't that mean that people did care? weshandec... wouldn't you have to see your opponent to be able to shoot him?

  • well if u think about it, Ninjas and Pirates are the same. They both kill for money, theyre both superstisous, they both talk funny, they both like the color black. There are similarities. (but personally like like Pirates cuz they fight with their own skill, and dont rely on magic (depending upon what kind of ninja we're talkn about)

  • lol that was funny

  • If a ninja ever fought a pirate, it wouldn't be bored, it'd be dead. As for your claims of doing humanity a favor, Warrioroc, if you made all these mistakes then how can you be trusted to only take out dumb people? Ninjas were killers-for-hire. And also, notice the 'was'. There are still pirates, but there aren't any ninjas.

  • The claims based on bad swordsmanship are completely flawed. Just because pirates didn't have access to folded steel doesn't mean they can't use regular swords extremely well. And we can't have AIDS, because it is a very recent virus. The Golden Age of Pirates did not include any with AIDS.

  • oops. Double post.

  • The claims based on drunken-ness do have a little to back them up, as pirates do enjoy a good rum once in a while, BUT NOT DURING BATTLE. And if we were forced to fight drunk, we'd still win, because we've been trained to fight drunk and sober.

  • The claims based on drunken-ness have a little to back them up, as pirates do enjoy a good rum once in a while. BUT NOT DURING BATTLE. And if we were forced to fight drunk, we'd still win, because we've been trained to fight both drunk and sober.

  • Look, all you crazed teenage japanophiles, Pirates would totally win against ninjas. We have guns. No matter how inaccurate,they still shoot tiny balls of lead that kill.

  • YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    Pirates rule.

  • pirates are cooler end of

  • funny

  • Pirates suck. You're drunk, use pistols that shoot inaccurate lead balls, have really crappy sword skills, and of course... you all have aids from your "pirate wenches". So you're gonna die anyway. If a ninja ever fought a pirate... the ninja would be bored. No one wants to fight a pirate who is too drunk to fight! Plus we actually help the world by taking out those who are to stupid to live in this world. Instead you go around and steal everyones money.

  • warrioroc NOBODY CARES. what i hate are geeks who always whip out their logic calculators and start using facts to say something is better then something else. people like pirates and people like ninjas. Pirates are for entertainment not for the good of the world so get over it

  • You make me <3 pirates more than I did.

  • ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

  • Angry Pirate Productions backs your cause. Good spirited competition with ninjas is healthy... And rum is better than sake.

  • I have to agree with AngryPirate, healthy competition between ninjas and pirates is good.

  • If you hate ask a ninja so much then why are you trying to copy it? by the way it wasn't funny just stop trying

  • heum heum. u suck ^^

  • I liked it. Authough I like the ninjaones more.

  • Well duh no shit ninjas don't have a movie... NINJAS ARE TOO FAST FOR EVEN THE HUMAN EYE TO CATCH! Never mind film! Are you deaf?!

    Yeesh pirates are pretty cool but certainly not ninja cool. This guys got ninja envy.

  • I'm sorry, but my loyalty lies with the Ask a Ninja ninja. I love pirates and god love em they're good for making box office gold and workin the eyepatch and all, but when it comes to asking either about completly irrelevant questions online, I gonna go with the ninja.

    By the way, the ninja looks forward to killing you soon.

  • Ninjas are cool, but Pirates are awesome.

  • it's just not funny, ask a ninja actually is funny...

    PIRATES SUCK!!!

  • I agree njjisgod, Sorry pirate, no matter how many movies you make, ninjas still rule

  • Oh another thing lol, I have proven that people prefer ninjas to pirates, a video I made, I asked around, the majority said ninja. As soon as I have it on the computer, Ill put it on youtube....the truth will be proven!!

  • well i liked it, way better than all the other ask a pirate rip offs

  • We will conguer the sneaking ninjas!

  • oh christ, I am sorry but that was just aweful. its a terrible rip off and its not in the slightest bit funny, its just bad. Ask a ninja is great, but I cringe watching this guy pretending to be someone else' creation. please dont make anymore of these, they suck

  • ARrr Pirates Rule!

  • Actually, those movies probably got so much money cuz people wanted to see Johnny Depp. And that orlando Bloom guy. And some of them wanted to see Kira Knightly.

  • i say u form a ninja pirate alliance because think about it, years and years of cooperatinmg would create a deadly race of PIRATE NINJAS and u can team up against the real menace, CLOWNS!

  • Much better than the other "Ask a Pirate" bits out there. At least this pirate says "Arrr!" I'm still fully in the ninja camp (pirates, for one, don't tie little strings to every hair in your body at night and then pull them all at once - I'll be pro-ninja just to avoid that), but this scurvy dog speaks well for the other side.

  • I'm sorry but Ax A Pirate is just...well....crap. Its not funny, there is not sudden movements and the guy doesn't say anything funny..does any body eat toast? Lame, Ask A Ninja over Ax A Pirate any day!!!

  • This is just no good.. pirates are sometimes ok but this particular pirate is just unconvincing and not funny.. ninja is way better

  • But ninjas have more honor. Even as they murder in the night and usually unsuspecting targets.

  • how original....

  • i dunno man, that ninja guy is pretty funny, you got a long way to go if you wanna get funnier than him.

    his first video sucked pretty bad. if you come out with more i hope theyre bad ass ive been waiting for ask a pirate.

  • This is so good! 5 stars easily

  • "do ninjs even eat toast? to pirates eat toast? does anybody eat toast anymore?" hahaha nice

  • Lol, that was pretty funny.

  • Pirates > Ninjas. Fact. (The fact that I said 'Fact' there, makes it true. Fact. There too. Fact. Um, and there. Arrrrr!)

  • balls balls balls. Read my name, I dont need to say anymore.

  • pirates are cooler

  • its ok, but you used a ton of leather. im just wondering, are u gay?

  • Of course, pirates are.

  • ninjas suck end of story

  • askaninja > u ... sry 2 say

  • ... Someone said this was great... and I don't know why.

  • boring as fuck

  • Ninjas would win no contest against a Pirate in a fight.

    Ninjas are smart, way too fast, powerful.

    Pirates are..um..they smell, They fight with only one eye and makeup, and if they have a parrot on their shoulder, it would totally give them away if they were tryin to sneak up.

    Pirates have guns? You can't hit what you can't see, and a Ninja is basically invisible. Squash that theory.

  • actually you have to remember that pirates outnumber ninjas by a lot! so 10 ninjas vs 500 pirates. and you dont need to see them just shoot all the cover with cannons. and bam! nowhere to hide.

  • ask a ninja is awsome, i dont know what your talking about, at least he has a handle on humor...

  • Pirates LAWL...they have butt sex with each other..All men on a boat..

  • You are WAY hotter than Jack Sparrow!

    *slaps you*

  • you're just copying the ninja! besides he's a lot funnier then you. and a ninja could kill you

  • ninjas suck pirates rule plus ninjas are pussies

  • See, Pirate's suck because they can't handle their own websight. And ninjas rule because.. well i dont know really besides being able to take over a websight i guess.

  • i like the professional way u tried to make it look like u have more than one camera angle. Very smooth, ask a ninja did it slightly better tho. Work on the comedy too. And get me a sandwhich whilst yer at it.

  • sweeeet more more!!!

  • you idiot ninjas could kick pirates buts ninja are deadly killers pirates are wimps that run away from chalenges like pirates steal the run a way they kill the weak and run from the strong and it just so happens im a ninja us ninjas will rule

  • I like toast too. Go figure.

  • Funny, and pirates are cool, but NINJAS ARE BETTER!

  • Ok...that was fun..but still, I don't get why you need to be dressed like a goth housewife ^_^"

  • I eat toast. Actually I'm going to get some now. See you later, love you all, bye.

  • say it with me ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas kick them back down to nowhereness as breaking said all they need are there hands a sword and a couple of shurikens also they can punch a hole on therechest then open there lungs thats painy

  • Haha, while this is a good effort, the acting is not quite as solid as with ask a ninja! Pirates enjoy pillaging, so if you want to be a pirate, you have to really think like one, and laugh that dirty "I love pillaging" laugh like you friggin' invented pirating!

  • ur not a pirate... and ninjas would win... we could disguise ourselves as pirates and just kill u from the inside or we could blend in with the black sail and once again kill u from the inside. or we could just run on the water and destroy ur ship

  • Someone plays a lil too much ninja gaiden.

  • Hahaha!! Pirates rock three time harder then ninja!! or maybe a little less. I am.. not so sure... O.o

  • I loved it. lol

  • OK every1s wondering Ninja vs Pirates who would win.U all shood see that ninja Way before the pirate invented gunpowder in china/japan so therefore without the ninja irates would have no guns. all the ninja needs is his hands a sword and maybe some shurikens

  • i eat toast.

  • I love it could be more fun than the ninja I hope you keel haul him.

  • this is awsome lmao

  • arrrrrr leave the pirate alone, pirates rule, pirates vs ninjas, the only winner can be pirates YARRR! remember ninjas, we pirates are after you ninjas and remember your toast is burnt!!! you rock matey

  • yea your a shitty pirate.... talk with more ARRRRR

  • you suck, the ninja can take out spine!

  • You are my hero... XD

  • Pirates suck ass

  • This is one of the WORST rippoffs in the "Ask a ..." trend; really poor, bad and sad replica of the original. "Ask a Ninja" has reached popularity via good development of the character (it has evolved since their first videos) and spectacular sense of humor.

  • Humm I see a new movie plot here. lOL

  • haha - yeah so far I'd say ninja is winning, but you're just getting started. I'd like to see where this little feud goes and how big it gets...

    this could get very interesting.

  • A little more time on the dialog...and a little more time editing...and ya, the necklace should go...and maybe a theme song and you'll make it. Ask a Ninja was hurting at first too... but this is at least something and a good start...it's way better than the "Message in a bottle" thing which is horrible... but, I like to see the struggle of pirates and ninjas now on the net.

  • this sucks...ask a ninja is way better

  • u better hope that ninaj doesnt find you

    you funny man wanna be

  • Pirates of the Caribean is comming!

    Podcast the premier, Pirate!

  • what can I say ?! "BORE-OKE!! LAME-OKE, I REALLY DON'T CARE-OKE!!" NOBODY REALLY GIVES A FUCK-EOKE !!!!

    u can't act, no theme song, the script sucks. u suck, i hope Ninja replys to this, u gon get a shuriken up ur ass !!

  • cooll stufff!!! yess, arrrg!

    far better then ninja speed talk blabla

  • Crossover battle!

  • ....ninjas are better your gay

  • ninjas are better!

  • "I AM HERE TO PLUG THAT HOLE!"

    That's great! Though, the necklace is a bit too much.

  • oh my god, he's right, askapirate.com really does go to askaninja.com....

  • i thought u where going to do a better job the script isnt funny it would be better if u got a better right some one with funnyer stuff in it

  • fuck ninjas

  • This is reason why Ninja are better.

  • noo..this is the reason pirates rule! ;)

  • Pirates are too cool to have to have an intro.

    Not to mention intros are pointless.

    Damn that askaninja intro is crappy.

  • Raiding and pillaging!!! Whoo!

    ...Besides.

    Ninjas kill babies, pirates just kidnap them.

    CAn't wait for the website...

    -Your faithfull fanboy,

    Cookiethehungry.

  • He looks like a cross dresser XD

    Gar!

    I'm Drag Beard the Pirate!

  • Wow, yeah I must admit I was expecting this but you did a good job. I would however suggest though that if you want to be "Diffrent" From the ninja I woulden't act so...wide eyed. Just becuase cloths arn't everything. I will admit your brave to wear...that. But good job, hope it works out for you.

  • YARGH pirates rule lol i love the expert thing 

  • no way a but pirate can kill a ninja.

  • hmmm too bad this isnt funny

  • hehe i know next vids will be cooler... at least i hope so

  • NINJAS RULE

  • huh

  • uhhh...im sorry but i like ninjas the best.pirates 2nd

    then barney

  • except that a pirate would not even see the ninja coming one eye nonwithstanding. even so, how would you shoot straight with no depth peception?

  • I didn't laugh at this at all... but it's cool that Ninja's got some competition I guess.

  • FYI axapirate.com is up and running.

  • Your lime is scurvied.

    HAHAHA I didn't know that askapirate.com had been taken! That is HILARIOUS!!!

  • We can't forget about the ASS-ASSins. Nope.

    Pirates rule, no less. We're far more badass.

  • Pirates aren't as cool as ninjas. But ninjas die a lot easier. Ninjas go through years of intense training, yet are infitely expendable.

  • um, pirates are pretty much the coolest thing ever. on the cool scale, they are at the top. ninjas, sadly, are only above clowns, and mimes. lame lame lame lame. PIRATES RULE!!!

  • Lol A ninja would slap a pirate to death without him knowing what would be going on, and while the ninja ate a sandwhich.

  • Ninjas suck ass

  • one stupid video, hey look its a guy screaming at a brick wall THATs funny........

  • the ninja is 1000000000000000000 times funnier than this boring pirate

  • Pirates beats the hell out of ninja! Onepiece is better than that gay Naruto ninja anime!

  • Pirates suck.

    Ninjas Rule.

    I'm a ninja, come get me you little bitch.

    I hope you shoot your crotch off.

  • But what if a samurai came in and destroyed the pirates? (while the ninja silently crept and threw 100000000 shuriken)

  • YOu know...he actually sounds and looks like him...haha...I wouldnt be surprised if it is him...I mean he admited that askapirate goes to askaninja.com and its funny because Ax A Pirate website is up...and he has a question up...sounds like him.

  • Nice try, but not up to the high standards that the ninja has set.