ha, ninjas skills are so pathetically overrated the only way they can look kool is by editing impossible jumps and speed into stupid and boringly dubbed movies like crouching tiger hidden drago. Pirates rule.
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Ninjas rule!! The only way a pirate can kill a ninja in battle, would be with his gun, if he wasn't too intoxicated to aim properly! but! This was a pretty good video, props to Pirates, even though ninjas will always be far superior!!!! XD
Nah, he can also use his sword, his hook, his hands, his teeth, his breath, and in one particular occasion his parrot, all though that was a unique case. Very mean bird.
Zero seems appropriate. What the heck is he wearing? He looks like he's cross-dressing. Besides, if pirates want to get anywhere, they'll have to come up with something original, not a poorly done copy of what the ninja's are up to. No wonder pirates are always in 2nd place.
Sorry about the w00t post, my mix up. I had the wrong page. Anyhow, now that I've actually seen the rest of this video, I have to say, even if I did like pirates, this video is an embarassment. He's not funny, he doesn't talk like a pirate, and the production quality is dismal. His "study" is wrong, because the only decent pirate movies are Pirates of the Caribean and by technicality Peter Pan. He failed to consider the massive number of excellent ninja game, such as Ninja Gaiden.
Ninjas are given no freedom. A dime a dozen, all in black robes and with the same skills. It wouldn't take long for pirates to learn to overcome the repetitive skills of a ninja and ninjas get no fame. Pirates are allotted a flashy fashion assortment. In all aspects the pirates advantages outrageously outnumber the ninjas.
Ninja weapons are designed to thwart your opponent. The vast choice of weaponry granted to the pirate are made to kill and used to kill. What would win? A musket or a ninja star? The pirates dominate in every aspect, fashion being one of the larger ones
Pirates live freely and if they don't like the conditions they can just leave. The fun factor is clearly in favor of the pirates. The pirates control the ocean, which is the majority of our planet. The ninjas have Japan...smaller than the state of California.
Ninjas years training in the ways of stealth and martial arts... and for what? After a mission from their sensei what do they get? Tea? Pirates get loot, girls, booze, and have a hell of a time doing so. The pirates were one of the early forms of democracies, ninjas on the other hand, are given a task with low wages, and have to show absolute respect for their hirer. If their master orders them to kill themselves, then they do so. How would you like to live like that?
pirates would always own the ass of a ninja, no questions asked. in fact, ninjas only exist cuz pirates let them. go ask a pastafarian. & 4 people who dont like pirates either fuck yourself wit a 10 ft pole up the ass or stop commenting here.
One: Learn to write in English properly. Two: Get your facts straight. Three: Ninjas aren't invisible. Case closed. Besides, Do you think I really care? I'm the kind of crazy person who goes and writes long arguments for the sake of arguing.
actually ninjas we're a group of citizens being oppressed by samurais and began a revolution against them by assasinating them... and trogdor... if nobody cared why would the entire battle between ninjas and pirates exist? wouldn't that mean that people did care? weshandec... wouldn't you have to see your opponent to be able to shoot him?
well if u think about it, Ninjas and Pirates are the same. They both kill for money, theyre both superstisous, they both talk funny, they both like the color black. There are similarities. (but personally like like Pirates cuz they fight with their own skill, and dont rely on magic (depending upon what kind of ninja we're talkn about)
If a ninja ever fought a pirate, it wouldn't be bored, it'd be dead. As for your claims of doing humanity a favor, Warrioroc, if you made all these mistakes then how can you be trusted to only take out dumb people? Ninjas were killers-for-hire. And also, notice the 'was'. There are still pirates, but there aren't any ninjas.
The claims based on bad swordsmanship are completely flawed. Just because pirates didn't have access to folded steel doesn't mean they can't use regular swords extremely well. And we can't have AIDS, because it is a very recent virus. The Golden Age of Pirates did not include any with AIDS.
The claims based on drunken-ness do have a little to back them up, as pirates do enjoy a good rum once in a while, BUT NOT DURING BATTLE. And if we were forced to fight drunk, we'd still win, because we've been trained to fight drunk and sober.
The claims based on drunken-ness have a little to back them up, as pirates do enjoy a good rum once in a while. BUT NOT DURING BATTLE. And if we were forced to fight drunk, we'd still win, because we've been trained to fight both drunk and sober.
Look, all you crazed teenage japanophiles, Pirates would totally win against ninjas. We have guns. No matter how inaccurate,they still shoot tiny balls of lead that kill.
Pirates suck. You're drunk, use pistols that shoot inaccurate lead balls, have really crappy sword skills, and of course... you all have aids from your "pirate wenches". So you're gonna die anyway. If a ninja ever fought a pirate... the ninja would be bored. No one wants to fight a pirate who is too drunk to fight! Plus we actually help the world by taking out those who are to stupid to live in this world. Instead you go around and steal everyones money.
warrioroc NOBODY CARES. what i hate are geeks who always whip out their logic calculators and start using facts to say something is better then something else. people like pirates and people like ninjas. Pirates are for entertainment not for the good of the world so get over it
I'm sorry, but my loyalty lies with the Ask a Ninja ninja. I love pirates and god love em they're good for making box office gold and workin the eyepatch and all, but when it comes to asking either about completly irrelevant questions online, I gonna go with the ninja.
By the way, the ninja looks forward to killing you soon.
Oh another thing lol, I have proven that people prefer ninjas to pirates, a video I made, I asked around, the majority said ninja. As soon as I have it on the computer, Ill put it on youtube....the truth will be proven!!
oh christ, I am sorry but that was just aweful. its a terrible rip off and its not in the slightest bit funny, its just bad. Ask a ninja is great, but I cringe watching this guy pretending to be someone else' creation. please dont make anymore of these, they suck
Actually, those movies probably got so much money cuz people wanted to see Johnny Depp. And that orlando Bloom guy. And some of them wanted to see Kira Knightly.
i say u form a ninja pirate alliance because think about it, years and years of cooperatinmg would create a deadly race of PIRATE NINJAS and u can team up against the real menace, CLOWNS!
Much better than the other "Ask a Pirate" bits out there. At least this pirate says "Arrr!" I'm still fully in the ninja camp (pirates, for one, don't tie little strings to every hair in your body at night and then pull them all at once - I'll be pro-ninja just to avoid that), but this scurvy dog speaks well for the other side.
I'm sorry but Ax A Pirate is just...well....crap. Its not funny, there is not sudden movements and the guy doesn't say anything funny..does any body eat toast? Lame, Ask A Ninja over Ax A Pirate any day!!!
Ninjas would win no contest against a Pirate in a fight.
Ninjas are smart, way too fast, powerful.
Pirates are..um..they smell, They fight with only one eye and makeup, and if they have a parrot on their shoulder, it would totally give them away if they were tryin to sneak up.
Pirates have guns? You can't hit what you can't see, and a Ninja is basically invisible. Squash that theory.
actually you have to remember that pirates outnumber ninjas by a lot! so 10 ninjas vs 500 pirates. and you dont need to see them just shoot all the cover with cannons. and bam! nowhere to hide.
See, Pirate's suck because they can't handle their own websight. And ninjas rule because.. well i dont know really besides being able to take over a websight i guess.
i like the professional way u tried to make it look like u have more than one camera angle. Very smooth, ask a ninja did it slightly better tho. Work on the comedy too. And get me a sandwhich whilst yer at it.
you idiot ninjas could kick pirates buts ninja are deadly killers pirates are wimps that run away from chalenges like pirates steal the run a way they kill the weak and run from the strong and it just so happens im a ninja us ninjas will rule
say it with me ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas kick them back down to nowhereness as breaking said all they need are there hands a sword and a couple of shurikens also they can punch a hole on therechest then open there lungs thats painy
Haha, while this is a good effort, the acting is not quite as solid as with ask a ninja! Pirates enjoy pillaging, so if you want to be a pirate, you have to really think like one, and laugh that dirty "I love pillaging" laugh like you friggin' invented pirating!
ur not a pirate... and ninjas would win... we could disguise ourselves as pirates and just kill u from the inside or we could blend in with the black sail and once again kill u from the inside. or we could just run on the water and destroy ur ship
OK every1s wondering Ninja vs Pirates who would win.U all shood see that ninja Way before the pirate invented gunpowder in china/japan so therefore without the ninja irates would have no guns. all the ninja needs is his hands a sword and maybe some shurikens
arrrrrr leave the pirate alone, pirates rule, pirates vs ninjas, the only winner can be pirates YARRR! remember ninjas, we pirates are after you ninjas and remember your toast is burnt!!! you rock matey
This is one of the WORST rippoffs in the "Ask a ..." trend; really poor, bad and sad replica of the original. "Ask a Ninja" has reached popularity via good development of the character (it has evolved since their first videos) and spectacular sense of humor.
A little more time on the dialog...and a little more time editing...and ya, the necklace should go...and maybe a theme song and you'll make it. Ask a Ninja was hurting at first too... but this is at least something and a good start...it's way better than the "Message in a bottle" thing which is horrible... but, I like to see the struggle of pirates and ninjas now on the net.
Wow, yeah I must admit I was expecting this but you did a good job. I would however suggest though that if you want to be "Diffrent" From the ninja I woulden't act so...wide eyed. Just becuase cloths arn't everything. I will admit your brave to wear...that. But good job, hope it works out for you.
um, pirates are pretty much the coolest thing ever. on the cool scale, they are at the top. ninjas, sadly, are only above clowns, and mimes. lame lame lame lame. PIRATES RULE!!!
YOu know...he actually sounds and looks like him...haha...I wouldnt be surprised if it is him...I mean he admited that askapirate goes to askaninja.com and its funny because Ax A Pirate website is up...and he has a question up...sounds like him.
This guy needs to make a comeback.
Nagneto 5 months ago
You made one crucial mistake. You said you were going to put an axe in the head of every ninja you -SEE-
Just think about that for a while...
EmptyNutShells 3 years ago
wenches ftw
cmwissy 3 years ago
pirate swords are bigger too
TheApothyDragon 3 years ago
PIRATES FTW!!!
Rumones 3 years ago 4
not funny like ask a ninja. Its alright I guess. I liked the impersonation better than the pirate himself.
achoo822 3 years ago
Doesn't "ninja" mean "the breaking wind"?
Chiscringle 3 years ago
pirates of the carribean was shit.
you are fool, sire.
a fool of the highest degree.
njjisgod 4 years ago
ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET?!?
njjisgod 4 years ago
It was good and funny but ask a ninja is still funnier.
GrilledCheeseRockz 4 years ago
agreed
GuceFanatic 4 years ago
ha, ninjas skills are so pathetically overrated the only way they can look kool is by editing impossible jumps and speed into stupid and boringly dubbed movies like crouching tiger hidden drago. Pirates rule.
piratezkickarse 4 years ago
you ARRR not a bad pirate matey!!
piratezkickarse 4 years ago
WOOOOOO! PIRATES RULE! ARRRRR!!
skaterorwhatever 4 years ago 5
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Ninjas rule!! The only way a pirate can kill a ninja in battle, would be with his gun, if he wasn't too intoxicated to aim properly! but! This was a pretty good video, props to Pirates, even though ninjas will always be far superior!!!! XD
Patsquatch 4 years ago
Ninjas from either China or Japan didn't like the open sea, they would never travel over it, so going by that pirates are better off ;]
ZomgShinyStuff 4 years ago
Nah, he can also use his sword, his hook, his hands, his teeth, his breath, and in one particular occasion his parrot, all though that was a unique case. Very mean bird.
ptrvcdsn 3 years ago
Pirates... pirates rule. We're a special, powerful breed.
DiggidyFry 4 years ago
yeah, screw you ninjas!
Sanref 4 years ago
NINJAS SUCK PIRATES RULE!!!
moshpitskickass 4 years ago
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NINJAS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allr0undPwnage 4 years ago
Hehe, these little rivalties are always entertaining.
TwistedChris777 4 years ago
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go ninjas pirate suck
KyuubiUchiha1 4 years ago
I STILL EAT TOAST
6ZWannaB 4 years ago 3
Ask A Ninja Pwnts
Morton1994 4 years ago
Zero seems appropriate. What the heck is he wearing? He looks like he's cross-dressing. Besides, if pirates want to get anywhere, they'll have to come up with something original, not a poorly done copy of what the ninja's are up to. No wonder pirates are always in 2nd place.
Oreeyo 4 years ago
Sorry about the w00t post, my mix up. I had the wrong page. Anyhow, now that I've actually seen the rest of this video, I have to say, even if I did like pirates, this video is an embarassment. He's not funny, he doesn't talk like a pirate, and the production quality is dismal. His "study" is wrong, because the only decent pirate movies are Pirates of the Caribean and by technicality Peter Pan. He failed to consider the massive number of excellent ninja game, such as Ninja Gaiden.
Oreeyo 4 years ago
aw my goodness, that must have been the lamest video i have ever seen on youtube!
Ask a ninja is way better.
this is just a cheap, bad and poorly made copy of ask a ninja. dont worry about watching it, your not missing much
Tr0as 4 years ago
PIRATES!! yarrrrrghh.....
much better than ninjas!
Lucindaroxx 4 years ago
Ninjas are given no freedom. A dime a dozen, all in black robes and with the same skills. It wouldn't take long for pirates to learn to overcome the repetitive skills of a ninja and ninjas get no fame. Pirates are allotted a flashy fashion assortment. In all aspects the pirates advantages outrageously outnumber the ninjas.
dirtlickerlover 4 years ago
Ninja weapons are designed to thwart your opponent. The vast choice of weaponry granted to the pirate are made to kill and used to kill. What would win? A musket or a ninja star? The pirates dominate in every aspect, fashion being one of the larger ones
dirtlickerlover 4 years ago
Pirates live freely and if they don't like the conditions they can just leave. The fun factor is clearly in favor of the pirates. The pirates control the ocean, which is the majority of our planet. The ninjas have Japan...smaller than the state of California.
dirtlickerlover 4 years ago
Ninjas years training in the ways of stealth and martial arts... and for what? After a mission from their sensei what do they get? Tea? Pirates get loot, girls, booze, and have a hell of a time doing so. The pirates were one of the early forms of democracies, ninjas on the other hand, are given a task with low wages, and have to show absolute respect for their hirer. If their master orders them to kill themselves, then they do so. How would you like to live like that?
dirtlickerlover 4 years ago
pirates rock! pastafarians all the way!
Robubie 4 years ago
PIRATE SCUM
-throws shruiken in face-
Trundle79 4 years ago
w00t!
Oreeyo 4 years ago
Excellent
Armagoden 4 years ago
NINJAS FTW PIRATES FTL!
5I13lV7DI1293 4 years ago
as a corsair myself i have 2 say that the pirates are more enjoyable to be than ninjas
Xkblitzer 4 years ago
Ur Ramen is AlDented! ARRRGH BRILLENT!
Nagneto 4 years ago
Come on would everyone stop saying things like ninjas are stupid! or pirates are stupid!... Come on, its just a vid, calm down...
MirbBrim 5 years ago
Bill Tracy was a good pirate.
jungletekno 5 years ago
Calm down, TalonHayato. I do this for fun in my spare time, when I have nothing else to do.
weshandec 5 years ago
pirates would always own the ass of a ninja, no questions asked. in fact, ninjas only exist cuz pirates let them. go ask a pastafarian. & 4 people who dont like pirates either fuck yourself wit a 10 ft pole up the ass or stop commenting here.
maryjanesaddicti0n 5 years ago
Damn you debaters need help. Pirates own...but damn...
TalonHayato 5 years ago
PIRATES SUCK!!!!
gravyguy7123 5 years ago
DAMN RIGHT THEY DO
sailor1987va 4 years ago
lol funny i liked it
unlucky1221 5 years ago
One: Learn to write in English properly. Two: Get your facts straight. Three: Ninjas aren't invisible. Case closed. Besides, Do you think I really care? I'm the kind of crazy person who goes and writes long arguments for the sake of arguing.
weshandec 5 years ago
actually ninjas we're a group of citizens being oppressed by samurais and began a revolution against them by assasinating them... and trogdor... if nobody cared why would the entire battle between ninjas and pirates exist? wouldn't that mean that people did care? weshandec... wouldn't you have to see your opponent to be able to shoot him?
warrioroc 5 years ago
well if u think about it, Ninjas and Pirates are the same. They both kill for money, theyre both superstisous, they both talk funny, they both like the color black. There are similarities. (but personally like like Pirates cuz they fight with their own skill, and dont rely on magic (depending upon what kind of ninja we're talkn about)
Nagneto 4 years ago
lol that was funny
trogdorkilah 5 years ago
If a ninja ever fought a pirate, it wouldn't be bored, it'd be dead. As for your claims of doing humanity a favor, Warrioroc, if you made all these mistakes then how can you be trusted to only take out dumb people? Ninjas were killers-for-hire. And also, notice the 'was'. There are still pirates, but there aren't any ninjas.
weshandec 5 years ago
The claims based on bad swordsmanship are completely flawed. Just because pirates didn't have access to folded steel doesn't mean they can't use regular swords extremely well. And we can't have AIDS, because it is a very recent virus. The Golden Age of Pirates did not include any with AIDS.
weshandec 5 years ago
oops. Double post.
weshandec 5 years ago
The claims based on drunken-ness do have a little to back them up, as pirates do enjoy a good rum once in a while, BUT NOT DURING BATTLE. And if we were forced to fight drunk, we'd still win, because we've been trained to fight drunk and sober.
weshandec 5 years ago
The claims based on drunken-ness have a little to back them up, as pirates do enjoy a good rum once in a while. BUT NOT DURING BATTLE. And if we were forced to fight drunk, we'd still win, because we've been trained to fight both drunk and sober.
weshandec 5 years ago
Look, all you crazed teenage japanophiles, Pirates would totally win against ninjas. We have guns. No matter how inaccurate,they still shoot tiny balls of lead that kill.
weshandec 5 years ago
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Pirates rule.
Getaro 5 years ago
pirates are cooler end of
XxpixiesixsixsixxX 5 years ago
funny
shiambles 5 years ago
Pirates suck. You're drunk, use pistols that shoot inaccurate lead balls, have really crappy sword skills, and of course... you all have aids from your "pirate wenches". So you're gonna die anyway. If a ninja ever fought a pirate... the ninja would be bored. No one wants to fight a pirate who is too drunk to fight! Plus we actually help the world by taking out those who are to stupid to live in this world. Instead you go around and steal everyones money.
warrioroc 5 years ago
warrioroc NOBODY CARES. what i hate are geeks who always whip out their logic calculators and start using facts to say something is better then something else. people like pirates and people like ninjas. Pirates are for entertainment not for the good of the world so get over it
trogdorkilah 5 years ago
You make me <3 pirates more than I did.
r0bz0rly 5 years ago
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Gish5 5 years ago
Angry Pirate Productions backs your cause. Good spirited competition with ninjas is healthy... And rum is better than sake.
AngryPirateProd 5 years ago
I have to agree with AngryPirate, healthy competition between ninjas and pirates is good.
btstv 5 years ago
If you hate ask a ninja so much then why are you trying to copy it? by the way it wasn't funny just stop trying
bubso 5 years ago
heum heum. u suck ^^
br000ly 5 years ago
I liked it. Authough I like the ninjaones more.
EVILB0B 5 years ago
Well duh no shit ninjas don't have a movie... NINJAS ARE TOO FAST FOR EVEN THE HUMAN EYE TO CATCH! Never mind film! Are you deaf?!
Yeesh pirates are pretty cool but certainly not ninja cool. This guys got ninja envy.
thedangerzoneroop 5 years ago
I'm sorry, but my loyalty lies with the Ask a Ninja ninja. I love pirates and god love em they're good for making box office gold and workin the eyepatch and all, but when it comes to asking either about completly irrelevant questions online, I gonna go with the ninja.
By the way, the ninja looks forward to killing you soon.
zinnycat1597 5 years ago
Ninjas are cool, but Pirates are awesome.
vampman87 5 years ago
it's just not funny, ask a ninja actually is funny...
PIRATES SUCK!!!
njjisgod 5 years ago
I agree njjisgod, Sorry pirate, no matter how many movies you make, ninjas still rule
CatYellowRanger 5 years ago
Oh another thing lol, I have proven that people prefer ninjas to pirates, a video I made, I asked around, the majority said ninja. As soon as I have it on the computer, Ill put it on youtube....the truth will be proven!!
ninjakitty8 5 years ago
well i liked it, way better than all the other ask a pirate rip offs
summonerai 5 years ago
We will conguer the sneaking ninjas!
Jimbodiny 5 years ago
oh christ, I am sorry but that was just aweful. its a terrible rip off and its not in the slightest bit funny, its just bad. Ask a ninja is great, but I cringe watching this guy pretending to be someone else' creation. please dont make anymore of these, they suck
HangmanVIW 5 years ago
ARrr Pirates Rule!
TheRealScullion 5 years ago
Actually, those movies probably got so much money cuz people wanted to see Johnny Depp. And that orlando Bloom guy. And some of them wanted to see Kira Knightly.
JRockNinja 5 years ago
i say u form a ninja pirate alliance because think about it, years and years of cooperatinmg would create a deadly race of PIRATE NINJAS and u can team up against the real menace, CLOWNS!
gamedudelp 5 years ago
Much better than the other "Ask a Pirate" bits out there. At least this pirate says "Arrr!" I'm still fully in the ninja camp (pirates, for one, don't tie little strings to every hair in your body at night and then pull them all at once - I'll be pro-ninja just to avoid that), but this scurvy dog speaks well for the other side.
magedin 5 years ago
I'm sorry but Ax A Pirate is just...well....crap. Its not funny, there is not sudden movements and the guy doesn't say anything funny..does any body eat toast? Lame, Ask A Ninja over Ax A Pirate any day!!!
andowlovesana 5 years ago
This is just no good.. pirates are sometimes ok but this particular pirate is just unconvincing and not funny.. ninja is way better
Gruxxan 5 years ago
But ninjas have more honor. Even as they murder in the night and usually unsuspecting targets.
Finn001abd 5 years ago
how original....
iAlta 5 years ago
i dunno man, that ninja guy is pretty funny, you got a long way to go if you wanna get funnier than him.
his first video sucked pretty bad. if you come out with more i hope theyre bad ass ive been waiting for ask a pirate.
wannamakeoutt 5 years ago
This is so good! 5 stars easily
Cordam 5 years ago
"do ninjs even eat toast? to pirates eat toast? does anybody eat toast anymore?" hahaha nice
Volkade 5 years ago
Lol, that was pretty funny.
g0tanks 5 years ago
Pirates > Ninjas. Fact. (The fact that I said 'Fact' there, makes it true. Fact. There too. Fact. Um, and there. Arrrrr!)
tjdrico 5 years ago
balls balls balls. Read my name, I dont need to say anymore.
ninjakitty8 5 years ago
pirates are cooler
retrogradeproduction 5 years ago
its ok, but you used a ton of leather. im just wondering, are u gay?
GomuGomuNoBaka 5 years ago
Of course, pirates are.
ninjakitty8 5 years ago
ninjas suck end of story
TXBass4Offbrand 5 years ago
askaninja > u ... sry 2 say
tekkenjam 5 years ago
... Someone said this was great... and I don't know why.
Ushikun 5 years ago
boring as fuck
Nogert 5 years ago
Ninjas would win no contest against a Pirate in a fight.
Ninjas are smart, way too fast, powerful.
Pirates are..um..they smell, They fight with only one eye and makeup, and if they have a parrot on their shoulder, it would totally give them away if they were tryin to sneak up.
Pirates have guns? You can't hit what you can't see, and a Ninja is basically invisible. Squash that theory.
DrKendo 5 years ago
actually you have to remember that pirates outnumber ninjas by a lot! so 10 ninjas vs 500 pirates. and you dont need to see them just shoot all the cover with cannons. and bam! nowhere to hide.
bumpermelon 5 years ago
ask a ninja is awsome, i dont know what your talking about, at least he has a handle on humor...
Lonearia 5 years ago
Pirates LAWL...they have butt sex with each other..All men on a boat..
crazyb4566 5 years ago
You are WAY hotter than Jack Sparrow!
*slaps you*
darkpirategirl 5 years ago
you're just copying the ninja! besides he's a lot funnier then you. and a ninja could kill you
crypt375 5 years ago
ninjas suck pirates rule plus ninjas are pussies
rokstarsrfr 5 years ago
See, Pirate's suck because they can't handle their own websight. And ninjas rule because.. well i dont know really besides being able to take over a websight i guess.
despair2ko 5 years ago
i like the professional way u tried to make it look like u have more than one camera angle. Very smooth, ask a ninja did it slightly better tho. Work on the comedy too. And get me a sandwhich whilst yer at it.
Donshalashaska 5 years ago
sweeeet more more!!!
lastdarknight 5 years ago
you idiot ninjas could kick pirates buts ninja are deadly killers pirates are wimps that run away from chalenges like pirates steal the run a way they kill the weak and run from the strong and it just so happens im a ninja us ninjas will rule
spazzman7788 5 years ago
I like toast too. Go figure.
surfingkid 5 years ago
Funny, and pirates are cool, but NINJAS ARE BETTER!
dragonrain42 5 years ago
Ok...that was fun..but still, I don't get why you need to be dressed like a goth housewife ^_^"
KanzooKan 5 years ago
I eat toast. Actually I'm going to get some now. See you later, love you all, bye.
Glitch712 5 years ago
say it with me ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas kick them back down to nowhereness as breaking said all they need are there hands a sword and a couple of shurikens also they can punch a hole on therechest then open there lungs thats painy
funnyxninja 5 years ago
Haha, while this is a good effort, the acting is not quite as solid as with ask a ninja! Pirates enjoy pillaging, so if you want to be a pirate, you have to really think like one, and laugh that dirty "I love pillaging" laugh like you friggin' invented pirating!
aaroncohn 5 years ago
ur not a pirate... and ninjas would win... we could disguise ourselves as pirates and just kill u from the inside or we could blend in with the black sail and once again kill u from the inside. or we could just run on the water and destroy ur ship
ninjaXusaco 5 years ago
Someone plays a lil too much ninja gaiden.
eternalautumn 5 years ago
Hahaha!! Pirates rock three time harder then ninja!! or maybe a little less. I am.. not so sure... O.o
DeadNefri 5 years ago
I loved it. lol
KootieBug 5 years ago
OK every1s wondering Ninja vs Pirates who would win.U all shood see that ninja Way before the pirate invented gunpowder in china/japan so therefore without the ninja irates would have no guns. all the ninja needs is his hands a sword and maybe some shurikens
BreakingBenjamin1333 5 years ago
i eat toast.
yecanhavemebooty 5 years ago
I love it could be more fun than the ninja I hope you keel haul him.
tryspin 5 years ago
this is awsome lmao
lorndarken 5 years ago
arrrrrr leave the pirate alone, pirates rule, pirates vs ninjas, the only winner can be pirates YARRR! remember ninjas, we pirates are after you ninjas and remember your toast is burnt!!! you rock matey
hazardundertaker666 5 years ago
yea your a shitty pirate.... talk with more ARRRRR
stinkyballz 5 years ago
you suck, the ninja can take out spine!
talktal 5 years ago
You are my hero... XD
StringsRox 5 years ago
Pirates suck ass
OoogieBoogie 5 years ago
This is one of the WORST rippoffs in the "Ask a ..." trend; really poor, bad and sad replica of the original. "Ask a Ninja" has reached popularity via good development of the character (it has evolved since their first videos) and spectacular sense of humor.
wookiebodoque 5 years ago
Humm I see a new movie plot here. lOL
DamienSteel 5 years ago
haha - yeah so far I'd say ninja is winning, but you're just getting started. I'd like to see where this little feud goes and how big it gets...
this could get very interesting.
Kupotek 5 years ago
A little more time on the dialog...and a little more time editing...and ya, the necklace should go...and maybe a theme song and you'll make it. Ask a Ninja was hurting at first too... but this is at least something and a good start...it's way better than the "Message in a bottle" thing which is horrible... but, I like to see the struggle of pirates and ninjas now on the net.
moviecritik 5 years ago
this sucks...ask a ninja is way better
Firestorm3986 5 years ago
u better hope that ninaj doesnt find you
you funny man wanna be
danny1144 5 years ago
Pirates of the Caribean is comming!
Podcast the premier, Pirate!
melekashiro 5 years ago
what can I say ?! "BORE-OKE!! LAME-OKE, I REALLY DON'T CARE-OKE!!" NOBODY REALLY GIVES A FUCK-EOKE !!!!
u can't act, no theme song, the script sucks. u suck, i hope Ninja replys to this, u gon get a shuriken up ur ass !!
SickFlick 5 years ago
cooll stufff!!! yess, arrrg!
far better then ninja speed talk blabla
kaeau 5 years ago
Crossover battle!
mikeabundo 5 years ago
....ninjas are better your gay
Vandrek 5 years ago
ninjas are better!
BananaCakes471 5 years ago
"I AM HERE TO PLUG THAT HOLE!"
That's great! Though, the necklace is a bit too much.
Quadrate 5 years ago
oh my god, he's right, askapirate.com really does go to askaninja.com....
clubivy 5 years ago
i thought u where going to do a better job the script isnt funny it would be better if u got a better right some one with funnyer stuff in it
DerekClark555 5 years ago
fuck ninjas
HomelessHippy 5 years ago
This is reason why Ninja are better.
Backslider 5 years ago
noo..this is the reason pirates rule! ;)
kaeau 5 years ago
Pirates are too cool to have to have an intro.
Not to mention intros are pointless.
Damn that askaninja intro is crappy.
cookiethehungry 5 years ago
Raiding and pillaging!!! Whoo!
...Besides.
Ninjas kill babies, pirates just kidnap them.
CAn't wait for the website...
-Your faithfull fanboy,
Cookiethehungry.
cookiethehungry 5 years ago
He looks like a cross dresser XD
Gar!
I'm Drag Beard the Pirate!
Nezaru 5 years ago
Wow, yeah I must admit I was expecting this but you did a good job. I would however suggest though that if you want to be "Diffrent" From the ninja I woulden't act so...wide eyed. Just becuase cloths arn't everything. I will admit your brave to wear...that. But good job, hope it works out for you.
DrN331 5 years ago
YARGH pirates rule lol i love the expert thing
LJBB 5 years ago
no way a but pirate can kill a ninja.
teodocio 5 years ago
hmmm too bad this isnt funny
lovemecrazy 5 years ago
hehe i know next vids will be cooler... at least i hope so
mcnamara 5 years ago
NINJAS RULE
Armagetiton 5 years ago
huh
habuto 5 years ago
uhhh...im sorry but i like ninjas the best.pirates 2nd
then barney
abdiel301 5 years ago
except that a pirate would not even see the ninja coming one eye nonwithstanding. even so, how would you shoot straight with no depth peception?
whistler321 5 years ago
I didn't laugh at this at all... but it's cool that Ninja's got some competition I guess.
Chimory 5 years ago
FYI axapirate.com is up and running.
muddyeyes 5 years ago
Your lime is scurvied.
HAHAHA I didn't know that askapirate.com had been taken! That is HILARIOUS!!!
muddyeyes 5 years ago
We can't forget about the ASS-ASSins. Nope.
Pirates rule, no less. We're far more badass.
MiyabiDesu 5 years ago
Pirates aren't as cool as ninjas. But ninjas die a lot easier. Ninjas go through years of intense training, yet are infitely expendable.
gigacannon 5 years ago
um, pirates are pretty much the coolest thing ever. on the cool scale, they are at the top. ninjas, sadly, are only above clowns, and mimes. lame lame lame lame. PIRATES RULE!!!
warprincess30 5 years ago
Lol A ninja would slap a pirate to death without him knowing what would be going on, and while the ninja ate a sandwhich.
BurntBlood 5 years ago
Ninjas suck ass
Kismet137 5 years ago
one stupid video, hey look its a guy screaming at a brick wall THATs funny........
thealok 5 years ago
the ninja is 1000000000000000000 times funnier than this boring pirate
tabillo 5 years ago
Pirates beats the hell out of ninja! Onepiece is better than that gay Naruto ninja anime!
melekashiro 5 years ago
Pirates suck.
Ninjas Rule.
I'm a ninja, come get me you little bitch.
I hope you shoot your crotch off.
BurntBlood 5 years ago
But what if a samurai came in and destroyed the pirates? (while the ninja silently crept and threw 100000000 shuriken)
DarkAziath 5 years ago
YOu know...he actually sounds and looks like him...haha...I wouldnt be surprised if it is him...I mean he admited that askapirate goes to askaninja.com and its funny because Ax A Pirate website is up...and he has a question up...sounds like him.
SOA1 5 years ago
Nice try, but not up to the high standards that the ninja has set.
Nicto 5 years ago