Voicemail Theater: Season 2 Ep. 3

[OMGitsDSypl]

whats the song at 1:42 ?!?!?!?

[kNIGHTWING01]

...

[haloveiwer]

i got the reference

[SUPERyoshi95]

@musclecar383 it's a halo 3 rap, but I'm not sure exactly what's the name of it. You can find it on Youtube. Probably

[Wetter02]

"my name is cancer" lol.... xD

[hodgepodge1001]

lol cancer its inside of you and its me..... unce unce unce unce Ah

[musclecar383]

whats the song called at the end cutscene

[ScottishTank907]

1:13 is funny in a sad kind of way.

INST INST INST INST INST OH YEAH!

[AllForWheels]

what was that music clip at the end?

[jaxumaa]

0:42 phantasm? i dont get it

[vonzingyouth]

me eithier

[JTP117x]

they arn't kidding the Phantasm movies were messed up

[vonzingyouth]

hell yeah they were

[exonerator]

omg i feel all :C squishy inside

[ASiIentNinja]

my name is cancer and i'm iside of you unce,unce,unce

[CalGoneCrazy]

Slimy, yet satisfying.

[alchemisted89789]

oh my cancer one got n

[dushbagg1]

the part with cancer is what makes this awsome... lol

[supermanlevi23]

Good god that cancer one was f****d up

[Baracuss1]

The Cancer thing was... creepy... and kinda wrong

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

Phantasm! BOY!!!

[jhskater45]

do you make the videos along with the voicemails or do the people make them

[brutalback]

Machinima makes the video, the voicemails are just messages.

[hedhuntr033]

the all-halo ones are much better

[headsh0tproducti0ns]

rofl my names cancer

[Jake21788]

hi this is cancer calling and i wanted to let you know that im inside of u cancer its inside of u and its me unse unse unse ahse unse unse unse oh yeah!!!

[Jake21788]

THEY SHOULD CURE CANCER FAST!!!!

[voltuera]

ha, it was me the one who said i had a phantasm. I've never even heard of the movie. i just heard it somewhere

[25legoman]

we got cancerd ahhhhhhhhhh

[Used2kill]

More candy = more friends lol

[1337l34113r2]

lol, i prank called my friend with the cancer voice mail

[xSkateOrPlayGuitarx]

LOL "hi. this is.... cancer calling and i just wanted to let you know... I'm inside of you. Cancer. Its me"

HAHAHAHAA

[Flatchlenter]

Cancer is creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeepy as fucking hell!!!!!!!!

[Lordvolipoop]

people are noobs there only saying sesion 2 sucks because t has a different intro persionly i was geting sick of all the people talking about how they love macinama (not saying i dont)

[halocallofduty]

season 2 blows dikkkkk 1one was so much betar

[BRANDONIMUS]

what does the pink guy say at 0:38 sumthin with licious in it???

[PatrioticBoss]

He says " I wonder if you had lucky charms this morning, 'cause your looking magicly delicous" lol

[DeadlySinnerx666x]

he says:

im wondering if you had ne lucky charms this morning because you are looking magically delicious

[1337l34113r2]

i just prank called someone right now with the cancer vid, 1:12-1:22 rofl

[roshougon]

lol when he's like my name is cancer for a sec b4 that it says my name is Jonas instead of my name is cancer

[Zombieslayer96]

cancer is creepy

[DeadWireProductions]

LOL They put my cancer video up

[supertoaster7]

if that cancer things urs its funny but u sound gay

[DeadWireProductions]

I was just joking around... i always change my voice

[AfroNinja720]

it is supposed to sound like that

[bluedragon270]

hi my name is cancer and I'm inside of your ass

[1337l34113r2]

cancer in the ass = ass cancer?

[unworthydeath]

lol gmod

[Headon01]

lol hey this is cancer./ just wnted to let u know... im inside of u. LOLZ

[ritchmister]

omg the last kid cracked me up xD

[orochimaruzumaki]

whats the song called at the end

[1337l34113r2]

my name is Cancer

[DarkThunderSamurai]

1:17 Nick Swardson!!!!!!!! lol

[AK12221]

0:55 wtf??? lol

[pieextatic123]

That cancer thing

scarred me

for life.

But I couldn't stop laughing.

[Gunshywally1369]

what doen cock  taste like you know just wondering lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololol

[shadowmonger21]

machina mints

[jakens88]

today's show was sponsored by the word fail. LOLOLOLOLOLOROFLLOLOLOLROFLCOP­TER

[VELOCIRAPTOR247]

The chestnut skit was hilariously random, as what the "I'm an elite and I'm proud."

[xcadet]

Nelly- Country Grammar

"I'm from the LOU and I'm proud."

[JoePenn18]

cancer thing wouldve been funny without g mod

[hamburgler117]

My NaMe Is CaNcEr!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!­!!!!!!!

[tilaneek]

the cancer thing is funny as hell 10/10

[T42PLZ]

lol cancer..

[driftingcool]

lmao i hope cancer is not inside me!!!!!!!

[ClassOf200718]

Cancer had crabs on his face.

[DoubleMoonz]

I don't get the Fantasm joke :( and I'm not an eight year old boy |:(

[TheSnipersAim]

I think Fantasm was a terrible movie im not too sure just do a google search!!!!!

[DoubleMoonz]

k, thx

[paintball2112]

1:13-1:36 was lololololol

[thebestever9410]

the cancer was hilarious

[Halo3Killa12]

chestnuts roasting on an open fire!!!!

[darkenigma2652]

The cancer thing was creepy as hell...

[Kikion07]

0:40

[wollerauman]

cancer!!lol

[wowrules39]

1:18 sounds almost like dane cook...lol

[CroMachinima]

yea but that was CREEPY!

[hshadow86]

That...cancer thing...was just...*runs away screaming and sobbing*

lol

[llamafads]

im inside of you

[THExIPUN1SIH3R]

unce unce oh yeah! unce unce All ulright!

[CaptainPwnt]

cancer XD

[GrifsPDA]

These kinda suck now.

[Jrdn10]

@GrifsPDA dude u r like one of my steam friends 

[PeaceOUT2NIGHT]

lol voicemail is epic!!!!!

[oDANGANYTHANGELSEo]

hahah

Cancer was the only funy 1

[Surya112]

Season 1 was 10 times better. This isn't funny at all.

[smil111yea]

+candy=+friends

[Owlman413]

I don't know, I mean, it's just really weird. There are about four of them, so you can't understand all of it without watching the others, but I'd say it was pretty cool. I still need to watch the others.

[EthanKaleo]

The cancer was stupid but i like the one "What does c*ck taste like" Then shows a pic of caulk lolo

[THExIPUN1SIH3R]

he didnt say "c*ck" he said "Caulk!"

[StreganonaCP]

cock there i said it without a * , are you amazed

[THExIPUN1SIH3R]

no...

[LONEWOLFD36]

CANDY = FRIENDS!

[Owlman413]

The referance is a referance to an old horror movie called Phantasm, and the guy in the picture is "The Tall Man" and he's the main villain. In fact, you can even look up "Phantasm" on youtube and get good results. But just a warning, it's a really weird movie.

[insult0master]

Is it a good movie?

[tankturtle7]

i still dont get the reference

[saucyboy101]

that cancer guy was really wierd

[HipnosisV1]

LOL FAIL

[jizzy449]

ok now i really don't want cancer!

[Owlman413]

"may God help you if you get that reference", c'mon, that movie is pretty crazy cool

[reeft]

"WHY?! THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

epic

[goliath567]

i love 1:13 to 1:36

[skylinegtr31422]

i want sum candy

[gitoffmahporch]

lol that's me at 0:29

[DoubleMoonz]

Today's show is sponsored by the word "Fail" :D

[69HamBurgler69]

HAHAHA CANCER GUY WAS HILARIOUS

[Burnage333]

MY NAME IS CANCER IM INSIDE OF YOU

[01Ficus]

lol my name is cance

[Seanqw3]

reference at 0:50 ??

[69HamBurgler69]

how do you do it so you can click on the 0:50 how do you do that

[jeffro282]

Don't take rides from stranger, unless they have candy. Then you should get in that car. More candy means more friends.

[dyfodoo]

im inside you??? lets flag this vid... :p :p :p rofl

[Airsofta17]

lol that was really funny

[Mindless2164]

lol, nice.

Btw, what a surprise that the 9-year-old said the "I`m an elite, and is proud of it"-thing...

[theotedted]

boosh

[Jptorrent004]

lmao with the cancer thing XD

[ShutUpNow4569]

the cancer bit is fucked up but funny lol !

[Ninjalex9]

what the crap was the kid saying at 1:08?!

[Vaddern112]

The cancer part was really ewird and creepy

[xxJMStudiosxx]

wtf did he make that with?

[sonicdefmonkey]

Phantasm was a great film. 1 and 2 where the best.

boy!!!!!!!!!!

[MekaSupesuGojira]

agreed, just finished watching the first one...

Happy New Year to all btw...

[Loves2scooge]

nvm i googled it lol

[Loves2scooge]

can anyone explain what a fantasm is?!?

[slycoo777]

you gotta love the G mod

[Claymanjam4]

the last 2 week of vids suck man you should look into the crappy vids

[DiameterFilms]

cancer part creepy

[puttster3]

Fail was the best I've seen in a long time.

[devotedpupa]

yea that was awesome

[commandplay]

Cancer is really scary

[babalo15]

I was going through the new videos and didn't really care to look at the titles. That's all.

[p8ntballerking007]

yep, sure

[AmplifiedTyler]

But you still saw the end which means you watched the whole video.

[babalo15]

You have to watch the whole video before you judge it. Now please if you fan boys could please get off my back about this. It was my opinion after all. So just watch the fucking video. I don't need your thoughts about my comment.

[babalo15]

Sponsored by the word fail? Just this episode? I thought the whole series was sponsored by the word fail. This series sucks IMO. Didn't laugh once, not a smile, not a chuckle so I don't understand how anybody is laughing at this.

[gunman140]

if you dont like it dont watch it

[Lighteningzero]

1:13-1:36 is mentally disturbing.

[AssassinationFilms]

The Cancer Part was the greatest i cried laughing!

[nachoguy5]

LOLOL same

[TexTK]

i never knew cancer sounded so homo

[Germanisme]

that last guy did fail.

[LordChouy]

Or was it a girl?

[Germanisme]

:o

hmm..

[cheezycheezpuff]

wow these sucked this time

[hawaii94]

hha. my name is cancer

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

GO

To

This

Place

|

V

Hell

[MedicantBias]

lolwut

[LieutenantMcMuffin]

lol

ive made a new one

"hey machinima when i watch ur videos i

jiz my pants"

[aijj34r]

the cancer one was the funniest

[ColAgice09]

yeah made me lol

[prfpao]

watch?v=121xBPsFr_s

[IC0LD5TR1K3I]

STOP

BEING

A

NIGGER!

[uberplayer]

cool. none of my friends or family has ever been affected by cancer so that joke is still funny to me!

[DnlCraig007]

Not funny

[521182]

I just don't have an orgasm...I have a full out fantasm!

xD

Hilarious!!!!!!!

[pokemastermon]

the last one....Fail FTw

[Chick6517]

hmmm.. i don't know the cancer part kind of bothered me because one of my family member died from it. not trying to be a fun killer but the cancer part wasn't so funny.

[ADHDWARREN]

this aint funny :|

[Cobac]

agree its extremely lame this makes me look away from the computer and turn off the sound or better see a GOOD video.

[xklaudx]

i agree

[danisnotonfire]

is that the hot for words music at the end of the video...?

hahahahaha

[BlueshoeProductions]

my aunt had cancer and i thought this was fucking funny relax there just poking fun

[mxcnprd10]

What does cock taste like , machinima you would know ..

[Dvinepro]

Lol that was me that said that

[tailwhoop]

I get the reference and that movie was not scary to me.

[PocketSixes6]

what movie was it from?

[tailwhoop]

Phantasm

[Dave4891]

that cancer joke inst funny. if someone in their family had it, they wouldn't be making jokes about it.

[FERDA464]

yeah lsadly my mom has cancer but they excauly almost got it out of here so thats good news but cancer can suck my ballz it is the number one fucker in the USA

[capnADD]

shut the fuk up. Not every one is christian. You trying to force your religious message on others is so stupid.

[vlcmarijn]

hahahah the cancer part was so funny hhahahahahaha cancer :P XD

[iamnewfie1]

that bit about cancer is pure stupid...hopefully the idiot does not get it but he has gotten something already and that's a bout of stupidity...

[clownassassin4]

that my name is cancer nd im inside of u was not funny cuz my cousin had cancer and almost died

[Videogamedude188]

the one about cancer was terrible and not funny.