Cop Sues Burger King For Getting Burger That Was Spit On

[MrNDUDE16]

He wants money

[bweazel]

Burger PUNKS!

[elmajiko420]

thats stupid!!! why the fuck would you spit in a cops burger when you can totally jack off a load on that pigs burger.

[THEMAMABOY101]

DID THEY CHECK FOR THAT OFFICER D.N.A. AND THE SPITTR D.N.A. SEE WHO LIYING NOW??? YOU PLAY YOU PAY.. GOTTA HAVE IT IN THE COPS WAY OR GS AY??? WITCH WAY YA GONNA TAKE IT???

[MiClLC]

@LoryLandskipper @LoryLandskipper No idiot. Everyone keeps telling you that your wrong yet you have it stuck in your pea brain head that your right. A gun doesnt make you a "real man" but it WILL save your life if your ever faced with a situation involving someone who wants to take your's. Im willing to bet you'd be the first hypocrite to buy a firearm once faced with a home invasion situation cuz U'd be that scared shitless. Good luck staying alive long enough for the Police to show up.

[LoryLandskipper]

@MiClLC

You are purposely not acknowledging my scenario because you know it has merit. If someone has the drop on you with their finger on the trigger, you reaching for your gun is suicide. You can NOT assume they won't pull the trigger because they don't "expect" you to have a gun.  It's retarded.

To reiterate: I have no problem with people carrying guns, I just think that taking law into your own hands and saying police aren't needed makes you a retard.

[coddlinghimmler]

@LoryLandskipper your synopsis is crap i throw my wallet on the ground as the crook is collecting it i draw my weapon and shoot him. This could go a hundred different ways our point is at least we have the tools to fend for our selves and do not rely on the police to save us now fuck off

[LoryLandskipper]

@coddlinghimmler

Again you show what kind of stupid fuck you are. You throw your wallet on the ground and as he's collecting it you shoot him. OH SO EASY! rofl. What if he tells you to take 20 steps forward with your hands on your head, and keeps the shotgun pointed at you at all times, even as he backs away from you. You sound like a little bitch with a gun who thinks he's the toughest motherfucker in the world.

Now you fuck off jackass. You came into this conversation remember?

[LoryLandskipper]

@MiClLC

BTW, you and one other person does not equal "Everyone"

You really are dumber than a bag of rocks, and it's scary to think you walk around with a gun and some self-endowed privilege to take the law into your own hands.

You do realize you will go to jail if you shoot someone unarmed in the back or above the knees right? Some kid breaks into your home to steal your TV and you blast his head off. You ARE going to jail. Don't believe me? Look it up.

[coddlinghimmler]

@LoryLandskipper the castle law here in michigan is yet to be tested but it says you have the right to defend your home and property that kid will have a short life and maybe his parents should go to jail cause i wont. However there would definitely be a civil wrongful death suit i really think you have no idea what you are talking about and would come to the conclusion that you live in NY Cali or Illinois where the stat makes you rely on THERE police forces which is very scary to me.

[LoryLandskipper]

@coddlinghimmler

Your conclusion was brilliant. I must live somewhere like that right? ROFL!

Try Virginia, bitch, where everyone and their mother has a gun. Shooting someone in the back or above the knees when they are unarmed, or even only have a knife for that matter, is considered manslaughter. Is someone going to attack you backwards? no. After shooting someone below the knee, will they really get away easily? No. These laws are rooted in common sense, something you lack incredibly.

[coddlinghimmler]

@LoryLandskipper You obviously have had no training in fire arms and apparently nether has the person who wrote that law in virgina. Look up skewed time perception and realize that when this your synopsis happens time slows down and reflexes and instinct take hold you aim for BODY mass of your moving target. How the fuck are you going to shoot him in his moving knee retarded. By the way kill zone for a knife is 15 feet if your gun is not drawn within 15 feet you are potentiality fucked.

[LoryLandskipper]

@coddlinghimmler

Oh OBVIOUSLY I've had no training because I know I'm not invincible simply for owning a gun. LOL!!!! I've met some pretty stupid people online before but you're really turning out to be impressively dumb :)

BTW, what you said about the knife only proves my point more. Within 15 feet it's too late? Shoulda had your gun pulled? Do you not even hear yourself you moron? You go ahead and pull a gun in a situation like that and see if the attacker's "instincts" aren't like yours

[coddlinghimmler]

@LoryLandskipper You have had no training and i suspect that you have no idea of self defense in the first place take a class become educated then lets continue this conversation of the basement savers (police and underfunded volunteer firefighters) As it stands the ignorance you have spewed out of your unexperienced ass is total B.S.

[LoryLandskipper]

@coddlinghimmler

Ok brb, gonna go take a class. Ok, I'm back, they said what I said: If someone has the drop on you, don't risk your life for your wallet. Your life is worth more than a few bucks and some credit cards that can be canceled.

This macho bullshit you're displaying comes from watching too many movies. You aren't immune to bullets or getting mugged. If God forbid you are faced with that situation, I hope you don't try something stupid and get yourself or a loved one killed.

[LoryLandskipper]

Now for the record so you can finally shut the FUCK UP: I am in no way against owning guns. I am in no way against exercising your right to own a gun. I am in no way against self defense USING a gun. I am in no way for supporting the crooked laws that protects criminals. Finally, I do NOT think police are divine and the first and final solution.

BUT, the police force DOES serve a purpose, and owning a gun DOESN'T make you invincible. This macho attitude is bullshit, which was my point.

[2icebaked]

@LoryLandskipper GO to hell fuckface!

[LoryLandskipper]

@2icebaked

lol! You're 43?

Wow

[GrandArchitect3D]

cops go to a fast food restaurant and expect not to have their food messed with? the cop should be fined for stupidity.

[Hauteur723]

As a police officer... The truth is.. The majority of pigs do not give a fuck about public safety... They just want to suck as much money out of you for something as simple as forgetting to turn on your lights.. So they can buy their new unmarked chargers

[burnpoi86]

spit on a burger... 3rd degree assualt... lol wow.  i would've post that kids bail.

[TitoIsTheGreatest]

Aww, the ammount of shit and spit cops eat on regular basis must be outstanding

[truefictions]

Had it been piss he probably would have thought it was from the meet.. oh well.

[livefreeordie2008]

Id have shit on his burger and seen how he liked that. fat pig shouldnt be eating burger king anyways

[Garlannd]

Great not we can't even trust places like Jimmy Johns or Pizza hut. At least they got there within a reasonable amount of time when you called them asking for food. Now they might be spitting on my food!

[Keitarokun581]

I'm not understanding the cop hate here. Even if you don't like the police, you have to concede that it would be some ol' bullshit if someone spat in your burger.

[DarthSchwartz]

supertroopers lol

[bigc028282]

I bet they are eating more and more spit today than ever. If they don't have DNA, then there should have never been a case.

[mrsummerseve]

All of you complaining about the police and your rights: when you're in trouble, who do you call? The hillbilly militia? Ghostbusters?

[MiClLC]

@mrsummerseve If Im in trouble rest assured, I wont be needing some asshole cop to come and save me lmao! I'll be calling the cops just in time for them to show up with the body bag. "Clean up whats left of him and get him out of my house officer, job well done." :) Your one of those idiots who believes guns are bad and that we NEED the Police to protect us because people like YOU can't protect themselves. Sad. Sad. Sad.

[mrsummerseve]

My friend: what do you plan to do if the assailant isn't standing around waiting for you to shoot him? Do you have a team of investigators to assist you in finding him? DNA testing equipment? Fingerprint databases? Your own personal police force to find him? Your own jail cell to keep him in?

Think it through, buddy. Your shotgun ain't gonna keep your sister from getting raped at 3 am, and if she does, you're gonna cry and wail if the cops don't catch the guy. Get out of your dream world.

[Garlannd]

I'll call pizza hut. They'll have someone over before the cops get there.

[coddlinghimmler]

you watch way too much CSI buddy an armed society is a safe and less likely target for those who prey on the weak.

[LoryLandskipper]

People who talk like this on the internet tend to wind up being the exact opposite.

BTW, when you've got a shotgun pointed at the back of your skull and your being told to throw your wallet on the ground, you go ahead protect yourself. Let us know how that body bag scenario works out for you.

You're leaving in a dream land. You are not immune to bullets.

[MiClLC]

@LoryLandskipper Allow me to give you a brief lession about firearms. I would rather have one and not need it, then need it and not have one. Your the only idiot I see living in dream land.

[LoryLandskipper]

The argument isn't whether or not someone should have a firearm, it's over the fact that you think by having a firearm, suddenly you're invincible.

Believe it or not, someone CAN get the drop on you whether you have a gun or not. So I ask again, what the fuck are you going to do when you've got someone with a shotgun at the back of your head telling you to throw your wallet. Pull your gun and shoot them? Good luck with that one, moron.

[coddlinghimmler]

since the police force you are raving about cant keep the guns out of criminals hands i think ill keep mine close

[mrsummerseve]

What if you have kids - do you plan on following them around everywhere to protect them? What about the rest of your family? Are we all supposed to protect everyone? Gee, it sure would be easier if we got together and hired someone to just spend all their time protecting people, wouldn't it? Some kind of ...oh, let's call it a POLICE force.

DUH.

Personally I couldn't care less whether you have a gun. But if you think it is a substitute for a police force, well you deserve whatever you get.

[LoryLandskipper]

@coddlinghimmler

Who the fuck is raving about the police force? I'm just giving someone a reality check. A gun doesn't make you invincible, and if someone gets away with robbing you, you WILL be calling the police.

If someone walks up behind you, cocks their shotgun and says throw your wallet on the ground or die, are you REALLY going to reach for your gun? As soon as you do, you'll have no head.

While you might not like the police, they do serve a vital function to society.

[coddlinghimmler]

@LoryLandskipper The U.S. imprisons a higher percentage of its citizens then any other country tho the police do serve a purpose they are to involved in our personal lives. My point is the police are not always there for you and an armed society is a safer society especially when said police force can not keep guns out of criminals hands. And no a gun does not make you invincible but if more honest civilians where armed, thugs would think twice about the assault the are about to carry out.

[LoryLandskipper]

@coddlinghimmler

get out of this conversation. you're off topic

[coddlinghimmler]

@LoryLandskipper You obviously do not understand the topic at all and there is no reaching you good luck with your own body bag had you owned and carry a gun you would see our point. someone walks in with a gun the last thing they expect is for you to pull a firearm out. So yes i think carrying a gun would save lives in a robbery situation with stats to back that claim up.

[LoryLandskipper]

@coddlinghimmler

That's not the argument, you stupid shit. The argument was that police aren't needed if everyone had a gun.

You obviously don't know what you're getting into here and you're saying a bunch of shit off topic to make yourself sound smart.

[LoryLandskipper]

@coddlinghimmler

You're the one who came into this conversation you moron. You assumed what the conversation was about, then started calling me stupid for a bunch of stuff I never even said. You claimed I was praising the police force and a bunch of other shit.

Just fuck off you douche. You've used strawman argument after strawman argument to try to make some kind of point and it's really pathetic.

Lets see if MiCILC doesn't call the cops when his house his robbed while on vacation lol

[coddlinghimmler]

@LoryLandskipper might want to look up strawman argument before you use it in a sentence douche nozzle i read everything you posted and think your over reliance on a police force that could give a shit about you is ridiculous. Read my posts before you say i "claimed" anything.

[LoryLandskipper]

Did you not read my comment? You claimed I said a bunch of stuff that actually wasn't said in order to win this "argument." You still really need me to define strawman for you? Wow. The abortion of intelligence you've displayed here is really alarming.

[coddlinghimmler]

@LoryLandskipper the sad fact is your reality is fucking delusional

[LoryLandskipper]

@coddlinghimmler

Right, well lets just see how well your gun suits you when a robbery happens away from home. DON'T NEED THE POLICE DO WE?

Such a fucking idiot.

[coddlinghimmler]

@LoryLandskipper thats why i am allowed to carry hand guns away from home most states are right to carry states and recognize my cpl from mich. you see me away from home chances are i have a gun and most honest citizens should follow suit.

[GrandArchitect3D]

@LoryLandskipper there is a better chance of surviving if you have a fire arm.

[MiClLC]

@LoryLandskipper Nobody here EVER made the assumption that by having a gun makes you invincible. Those are your words, and they're pathetic.

[LoryLandskipper]

@MiClLC

Bullshit. Look at your comment about body bags.

You're a fool who thinks having a gun makes you a real man.

[LoryLandskipper]

BTW, allow ME to give YOU a brief lesson in life:

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

You really are dumber than dirt.

AH DON'T NEED THA POLICE! AH GOT A GUN! GET THUH BODY BAGS DERRRR

[WhatsAfterThisPlace]

@MiCILC I agree with you, in reality if many States allowed their Citizens to hold weapons and carry them Crime would go way down like In Texas, no one would fuck with anybody. Police should only be called for BACK UP LOL not for protection against 1 man when you have a gun. Like you Said "Officer get him out of my house!"

[dfadchoco]

@MiClLC damn str8

[Godvernment]

@mrsummerseve my mom

[baronderothchild]

pity the employees didn't spit lead.

[enemigosocultos]

How in the heck, can you tell the spit from in the burger? Amazed, he wasn't able to distinguish the urine in his Mellow Yellow!

[cheeseaura]

Spit on the Constitution? Spit on your burger!

[boots920]

Was it Police Officer or Police Man ?

The American people haven't woken up to the reality that there's been no constitution since 1913.

The "Police Officers" are part of the problem they work for the United States Corporation

[DcEatsItsYoung]

i wonder what degree assault a stink palm is?

[DaeMaWong]

good idea. ;)

[hyperseauton]

"3rd degree assault" lulz

[irdial]

Spat upon!

[unclewooly]

well there you go pigs... you follow orders that take peoples constitutional rights away? Then open everything you eat. You really deserve shit in your burgers... Thats just my opinion.... oh and right to have I think.

[sethvicious]

Gimme a liter a cola

[MiClLC]

There was no public saftey hazard, they werent doing screwed up shit to average peoples burgers, only cops burgers lmao!

[phuckery4you1958]

@MiClLC Ever heard of hepatitis? How about aids? Both are communicable.

[MiClLC]

This is what happens when Domestic Terrorists fuck with the civilian populace. Haha! I would did the exact same thing :)

[1984NWO1984]

Haha

[Francebrasil]

Fast food joints should be shut down for public health hazard!!!! Grease and sugar dispensing machines.. That's all they are!!!

[MiClLC]

If you dont like grease and sugar then thats fine, but leave the rest of us who do like that shit the fuck alone :)

[Francebrasil]

That would be all acceptable if the health bills would not run so high due to food related diseases..

[RevolutionNewz]

Bad Cop, No Burger!