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  • Curry -3

  • Fking annoying stompers who randomly just took a photo of someone seating on the priority seat when actually the train is empty

  • POLE DANCERS on the MRT.. They should be fined.

  • The old people part!! They react super fast when there's an empty seat and after they sit down, suddenly become blur...

  • 2am in the morning I'm watching this and trying not to wake my whole family up cause I'm laughing too hard lmao XD 'f**k my life, kill me now'

    *if you wanna be my lover~~ *

    HAHAHAHHA

  • I was choked with the pungent intense smell of curry, coconut oil, indians today at the MRT omg I almost died. Especially at the north line omg dee kosh you're right about that. THEY SHOULD STOP USING COCONUT OIL

  • I literally laughed when at 5:38 when he said...GET OUTTA my way B!CH

  • HAHA :D about the guy in the train. something similar happened to me. i was in the mrt and then there was this guy in the train with tattoos all over his freaking body, a shirt that was all emo and wierd and all and then his phone rang. and as expected, it was like freaking death metal. once he answered it he said "HALLO MAMMY AH!" at the top of his lungs and he had the SQUEAKIEST VOICE ON EARTH and i was like WTF 0.o

  • i am so sorry... i m one of those secondary school girls.. BUT IM OT A BIEBER FAN!! i talk abt really random things....

  • I agree that Old pplz will realy push us ans walk through

    That is super Annoying

  • THE GIRLS VOICE SUITS YOU

  • Should come out with CMRT... Curry Mustache Rapid Transit...

  • I think I've seen/heard that imitation emo guy before... HAHAHAHAHA.

  • CEBUT! Your hairstyle now like mine sia!

  • GAY GAY GAY

  • and there r these ppl who plaster their whole body on the pole which is for ppl to hold on to....geez...

  • i hate it when u wan to alight from the mrt, and there r ppl crowding at the entrance outside the mrt waiting to board...i had a instrument case, a hard case, i held it in front of me i bashed out of the train...that was many yrs ago...but i think ppl still crowd at the entrance n refuse to let ppl alight...

    hello!! not like as if the door has a 3 second rule...closes after 3 seconds...duh...

  • What I think?? Free live episodes of "The Amazing Race", that's what I think.

  • Totally agreed!!! After coming back from Taiwan and Japan, I have totally lost hope in graciousness for our country. And that's just from how ppl behave on our public transport.

  • your hair is horbit siolz!!...

  • I hate when your coming out of the train, like in city hall. And the passengers who wants to board the train is like pushing you. Damn annoying. So kiasu. Typical singaporeans. -.-"

  • Definitely gay...

  • The goth kid needs to maintain his reputation. But he favors different kinds of music LOL.:P

  • the siao ah auntie

  • Elderly, seriously.. Not only on the MRT.. I was walking through this crowded narrow corridor when this weak-looking old man walk towards me.. I turned slightly to give him space to pass and his elbow was sticking out, slamming into my stomach.. I swear it felt like a cue ball on my stomach with somebody standing on it.. Damn!

  • The things that annoy me is when people don't know how to give way when I need to alight. It feels as still they don't know how to move at all.

  • Curry Curry Curry Curry Curry. Mustache Mustache Mustache Mustache Mustache.

  • Chao auntie and uncle staring at me whenever i sit, limpei poly student pay adult fee one hor, cannot sit meh? some more i not on reserved seats =.=

    i really hate that shit

    great video man!

  • What annoys me is like you saw a woman who is like pregnant and you stand up to give them your seat but they end up saying "No thank you." or "No need no need.". Then you have already stand up and if you sit down again it will be like "Oh, this girl is so lazy (or whatever) she just stand up to give her seat and people don't want it and she sits back." You won't sit back again you just end up standing or walking somewhere else to stand. So please remember to sit if you are given the seat.

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  • NE line really stinks . Lol .

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  • OMFG I LIKE THIS GUY!!

    xDD

  • When there are these middle-aged aunties staring or glaring at me like i'm an alien and brings harm to them.

  • funny hair

  • you know what annoys me? people who stare at me like it is illegal for a teenager to sit in a MRT. i mean we are also human. Can't we sit on the train?

  • I don't like it when commuters starts to push you when they want to alight and there's like 5 seconds left before the doors closes... And then they'll look at you like you're the cause of them alighting late...STOOOPID.

  • hey i want to tell you that there was once i take the mrt..

    there's the husband and wife which sit infront of us.

    his husband was actually kept on starring at me and looking at me in one kind! i just ignored him.

    then my dude is actually playing game on his iphone.

    this wife! just accused us for taking their pics.

    thought that we're taking their photos and might be thinking we're publishing them at the storm websites.

    she say out loud '' hey! they taking our pics lah!be careful!''

  • @ilyanahtbelle wtf . lol .

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  • FUCK YOU , YOU SCARED ME WHEN YOU SHOUT . ):

  • Tell me what you want! What you really really want! Now tell me what I want! What I really really want! I wanna! I wanna! I WANNA! I I WANNA!! I really really really wanna kill myself right nooowwwwwwwww!!!!! XD

  • This is fuckin' hilarious . And haters gon' hate , cos they're just jealous of you . :P

  • I agree on the tsktsktsktsktsk thing !!! And the pushing part !

  • when you did the scream, i fell off my chair

  • oh fuck this is hilarious ! xDDD

  • Cool , you sing pretty well . (:

  • I CAN TOTALLY RELATE!!!! xD

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHA THAT GUY WITH HEADPHONES ON SERIOUSLY CRACKS ME UP

  • They should make a bigger mrt cause it's too squeezy during peak period n when it's crowded you just have to bear smelling each n everyone's stinky odor!

  • not only tht but sometime,this guy dig thier nose from bishan all the wat to chua chu kang..non stop..everyone is just staringat hym but he still continues too!my gawwd

    

  • If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends ! HHAHAHAH !

  • GET OUTTA MY WAY BITCH! LOL.

  • staring for no reasons like a freak and sometimes farts get on my nerves!!!! :(

  • i hate old people who ask other people to f*** off their seats. Seriously they dun own it!? Well people will let them wad, some people probably need it more than them. eg, sick, after a day of sports activity or work

  • i always get the part "she's pregnant"perfectly right timing ... awesomeness !!!

  • if possible i would wan to sit on top of the MRT

  • -disgusting people who dig their noses and then hold on to the pole.

    - people who lean on poles as if they own it (bapak lu nyer mrt per?) making it hard for other people to hold onto them.

    -people who are desperate to get on to the train they try to squeeze in even though it's OBVIOUSLY impossible

  • Please... how to make it open air????/... when its ope air the MRT will not be balance the air will be flowing too much and it will not be balance and not safe

  • EPIC MRT!!! LICKING EACH OTHER xd OMG

  • They should really get rid of that priority seat. Imagine if you work from morning and otw home u just need to sit down cause ur work is all standing and no seating and if u are seating at the priority seat, when an old person comes in. U hae to give up ur seat. 0.0 like seriously. Make a special seat for nurses! Nurses job is far more tiring than you see

  • @dinnnnny yes yes. get those pregnant ladies , old people and the injured to stand up, we should all give up our seats to the hard working glorious nurses.

  • i hate smelly people then they just sit beside me .

  • I'm sorry but i think guys, in ther mrt. if you see a hot girl and you wanna approach her or something, go up to her and say,'HI' don't stand next to her give her a paedophile smile and the weird eyebrow thingy and wait for her to say something. first of all, U needa make the first move. 2nd of all, if she doesn't say anything and she ignores you or turns u down,PLEASE. FOR GOD's SAKE. DO. NOT. STALK. HER. It's happened One too many times. i'm flattered, really. but it's creeping me out.

  • From orchard to chao chu kan and she is pregent

  • French Fries~~!!!!

  • U get stared @ when u finally get a seat after like standing 4 30mins or so. Like hey, it's not my fault dat my legs r tired -.- n u're not even dat old! :X

  • ur hilarious!

  • JB SUX  AHH!

  • yalam

  • fking racist against indians.fk you

  • shut the eff up, you call it Our MRT? You dont belong here

  • You didn't mention the part where you're holding onto a hand pole for support and some idiot comes along and just leans on the pole you're holding on to. (at the same time leaning on your hand). Lean never mind, they were holding onto the swinging hand grips too. It was so WTF. Happened only yesterday.

  • 102 people never took the MRT before , geezz , pathetic

  • Hahaha I like old people because they are cute and cuddly! LOL!

  • one of your eyebrows are crooked. the other one is just ugly. wait. so is the first one. aw, now i can't decide which is uglier :(

  • @jessicalilac your face is no different.

  • You're so hilarious XD . And really crazy. Okay. Bye.

  • I don't care about your accent but YOUR DAMN HILARIOUS!! I don't know why people hate you for some reason but your funny! hahaha

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  • but really,i hate it when im in the super crowded mrt and a person who has strong body odour standing beside me..last month while i was in the mrt on my way to cantonment..got this pretty woman nicely dressed up n stinked up my lungs..i kept taking out my inhalant untill she was out from the mrt...wat a worst day..aiyoo!can BO(body odour) ppls use perfume b4 stepping in the mrt??

  • omg you make me laugh hahaha

  • you sound like a pinoy. haha.

  • @adam12724 he is i think

  • @adam12724 oh no he isn't pinoy he's chinese indian :D but grew up in the philippines

  • I don't think you should stereotype Justin Bieber fans ;)

  • People like your video cause you are damn annoying! Get a life dude-.-

  • DUDE, do you seriously have a problem with everything? The whole world or something? And really you are just a nuisance. You're ranting about godknowswhat -everything- So you mean to say you are the perfect commuter?

    From whatever i have watched from whatever video this is. I am just like...bloody hell you have no life man. Get a freaking life and stop being a fussy sissy and complaining about EVERYTHING. Thank you.

  • @PhantomAAV Then go away :( He's funny. At least he's humorous. If you find him a person with no life then do a video yourself!! Just saying.

  • @teddybearcloud Well, If you find him funny well why don't yu enlighten me on exactly what is so funny about insulting people who are going about with their business on the train?

  • Almost halfway into this clip before realizing that this person sure talked a lot, but said nothing much at all, total WOT.

  • foreigners from india or china who talk on their phone freaking loud cos they cant here the other end clearly, thinking that the guy on the other line cant here theem as well.

  • I feel that its natural for students to go kinda loud and noisy in public, though they sometimes are annoying, cause they're kids anyway. Btw, i respect your point of perspective cause thats what you feel. And old people, they are slow and stuff cause they're old, we have to respect them. Imagine one day you are just like them and someone post videos on youtube to comment negatively on your behaviour. I dont understand why you're bothered about what music the last guy you talked about listen to.

  • Hahaha..this is so funny..! I hate when people talked on the phone with A FULL BLAST VOICE...$%@!#*(&%$^...shit!

  • The most annoying part is when the kids just cant shut up and stay still and quiet -.-

  • The most annoying thing I've seen in MRT, are cheap racist who proof they are so cheap by showing their racist attitude towards other race.

  • u have fg black maggots crawling abve ur eyes

  • u go club wit tis hair ah wow

  • . . . you... are ... so annoying. . . .

  • those who do not move inside the HUGE carriage leaving people outside

  • boring as shit..

  • My train was going towards Pasir Ris; I was to alight at Tampines, and lo and behold, a bunch of people were already waiting at the door, with NO space whatsoever for us alighting people when there is just only ONE station left for the train to go. Really? You NEED to sit down in that barely 2 mins of travel til you compromised courtesy? Worst part - they're all middle-aged office drones, not even old, handicapped or preggo. What I did? Shoved them aside on behalf of the rest behind me.

  • I know my friend booted out some PRC guy who shoved at him while the doors were closing.

  • i hate it when th train is crowded and you have to stick with sweaty and smelly pple. (worse case: if you're too short, you cant barely breathe at all... its like you're smelling polluted air, especially when th person standing beside is sweaty and has his arms up cuz he's holding onto th hand grips and his pits are directly at you.. its as bad as hell!) know what i mean!?

  • Curry , curry , curry , curry . Moustache , moustache , moustache , moustache .

  • @DrNeur0tic Racist! Racist Racist!

  • you remind me of a total faggot. i bet you dance like a retard. instead of hating, you should stfu.

  • @CookiesMakeMeThrowUp i think you are the one that should shut up . dun like dun comment

  • There was once I saw a team of rugby sitting down in the MRT , talking loudly about American Pie and censored stuffs .

  • u remind me of the comedian greg proops..haha..your content is pretty insightful..nice!

  • There was once an old auntie who could not wait for me to squeeze through the crowd to exit the train and pushed me out so that she could board the train. The door just freaking opened :'(

  • you make me laugh macam nak mamps..haha..kekek giler

  • this why i study to get out of singapore.

  • Is there really a need for the racism?

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  • Dude, you're a little racist.

  • HAHAHHA MRT LMAO! There was once I was one the way back from school on the EW line. I will bounce from Pioneer to Joo Koon cos my ride is all the way to pasir Ris. And OMG! Joo Koon is not even crowded and this dear auntie rushed into the MRT when the carriageSSS are empty and yet she were screaming for her friends to come and sit. Dude...empty carriageSSSS -.-

  • @schmaltziness lol all auntie are like that. my mum did the same, and i was like mum stop it dont do that embarrassing man.

  • OMG HAHAHAHA THE GOTH GUY TOTALLY FAILED 

  • when you said JUSTIN BIEBER JUSTIN BIEBER JUSTIN BIEBER!!, it sounded exactly like wiz kalifa's BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW, LOL

  • MARS rapid transit :D hehe. are you from a UG? :D

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    been ages since I laughed so hard

    thank you!

  • Singapore too many foreign people thats why the mrt are full and bus

  • Are you gayyyyyyyyyyyy?

  • HAHAHAHA DO THE PART YOU SANG AT 6:01 AGAIN PLEASE ! HAHAHAHA

  • Omg mahal kita man seriously. Wish to see you @ my parents store at lucky plaza if you ever go there. If u did I will freaking take a hundred thousands of photos with u u are so lovable Hahahaha curry curry curry. Hainako!

  • Haha! Dee kosh I totally agree with what u said about couples being toooo intimate with each other! freaking true!

    And well Have u taken a bus which passes by chinatown??! My god, I cant wait for all the Old Chinese ppl to alight... It stinks man no offence but itz true!! And Dude dont compare curry to their Foreign Indian workers' sweat!! It smells NTH LIKE curry!!! lol...

  • Hahahaha When I take NE line, I always have a sense of relief once it is Little India or farrer park, the train suddenly becomes soo empty

  • NO!! if they close NE line... they will go to NS line... and that will STINK too.... 

  • soalan: what's with the accent? curious.

  • heh. old people annoy me too. they fight for seats with you when you're going from one end of the line to the other when they sit for what. two stops? and i've seen an old man scold a student for not reading the give up your seats to elderly sign when he wasnt even sitting under the sign and when he gave up his seat, the uncle just sat down, and put his stuff on the other seat the student was seating on ._.

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  • Stompers.

  • People who stare at you like you're some slut or you did something wrong when you didn't. Especially BANGLAS, OLD PEOPLE!

  • i hate those PRC on the trains. early in the morning we're so fresh to go school/work and they board the train with their stinky breath and odour. seriously #FML 

  • hahahah.. well i hate the most thing happening in the train when i was sitting beside a person who reads a news paper.. they tends to take so much space.. i ever give up my seats!! although im tired frm jurong east to yishun (otw work) best thing is she never says sorry.. haiyah!!

  • i agree with you about the old people and another thing, people who gets the seats didnt gave up their seats for preg women! that annoys me!

  • OLD PEOPLE ANNOYS ME BIG TIME!!

  • i was on the MRT towards pasir ris. the train was pretty okay then. and at one station, think it was outram, a whoe bunch of people got on the train. and there was this couple with a luggage who squeezed their way to the front of the crowd. and accidentally knocked onto one the woman in front. the woman being pissed said in mandarin "stupid people" the couple yelled at her calling her stupid and they started arguing. it was ridiculous.

  • HHHAHAHHAHA!!WHAT THE FUCK..... YOOO,TELL EM WHAT YOU WANT,WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!!(TOTALLY UNEXPECTED)

  • fucking gay

  • People should be considerate for the others when they are at the public. This might reflect how Singaporeans are like to other foreigners.

  • i hate the fucking aunties clipping their nails in the cabin.fucking disgusting and i dont get it.i understand you dont want to waste your time sitting on the train.but clipping your nails?are you serious?

  • I hate having to worry about getting my face on the front page of STOMP when i'm sitting down.

  • Foreign Indians in the MRT who stand beside me and lift their hands up, showing their armpit hair and polluting the air.

  • 4:50 - 5:30 is so true. -__-

  • what irritates me is when what you think are old people get on, but because they dye their hair black....you dont know whether there old or not and you get really confused

  • HAHAHAAHAH.

    

  • 'get outta my way bitch!!'

    LOL!!!

  • People who rest their body on the poles! Even when your hands are there holding it...stuuuu-pid!

  • n wow u can scream...hahaha

  • bad breath! arghhhh

  • When i was holidaying in London, i used the London underground system alot which is basically their version of our mrt. And they have this Strict keep left rule that everybody almost automatically obeys while going up and down escalators and steps... Now why cant we have this in SIngapore?!?!?! Commuters anyhow stand around in the mrt!!! Ah ah SIOL... Ahh ahhh!!!

  • And not to forget those people that only digs around in their bag for cards when they reach the mrt gates jamming up the whole line.

  • you're queer.

  • fuck u

  • @bieberhaterz280 fuck me

  • What annoooooooooooooooooooooys me, is pretty much the same as what goes for you. Except the making out. Totally cool with that, no matter how crazy or anal they go. Haha

    BUT, that Goth guy, with the Spice Girls going on, well, I've seen worse. Haha.

  • Well u shd come across when some bugger in the mrt give u a silent killer shot..!! Wow !! That's turn me f*#king crazy man...!! Nice vid keep it up...

  • dude you should make one song out of this video LOLOL

  • i rly hate it when ppl see their train and their like 'OH !' den they start running and push you away and you fall and they just stare at you like it's ur fault and continue running .

  • I found you!!! After 3 months! I've been looking for your videos on YouTube since my friend posted your accent one on Facebook, since January. I'm a HUGE fan of your rants. XD FYI, I love your accents and your eyebrows. <333333

  • HAHA. THE NEXT TIME I'M ON THE TRAIN, I THINK I'M GONNA LITERALLY LAUGH TO MYSELF THINKING ABOUT YOUR VIDEO.

    SO YEA, THERE'S ANOTHER TYPE OF CRAZY PEOPLE. -.-

  • What annoys me most is that when those children around age 3 to 5 i assume? Starts crying in the MRT, and the parents can't do nothing about it? and the you can still hear them cry even when you blast your MP3s? Damn!

  • As simple as ABC... Take your own transport!! Lol!!

  • ouh fark!!! the last part ...funny la sia!!! the spice girl song! wth wth ! ahahahha

  • totally agree with u! i just hate their behaviors...luckily i'm not influence by them. maybe is bcus i seldom ride MRT barh... but, some that u said is too exaggerated.

  • I think what annoys me are the old people! I love old people and all and im not trying to be racist and all. But some chinese uncle and aunties are really annoying. Like after a day of work and you are traveling back home (not occupying reserved seat) and this either uncle or aunty comes in & stares at you to give up your seat cause someone in the reserved seat is "sle