Milton Jones - BBC stand up comedy

[0ll999]

thank you

[sarafergi20]

average



[RossMains]

15 people were in a mosc...

[stupidintellect90]

When I saw the thumbnail of this I thought he was wearing a dressing gown with little footballs on it.

[MSJCPoetry]

@stupidintellect90 When i saw the thumbnail it looked to me like he was wearing pajamas.

[SkrateBeastin]

Nice hair.

[blobby1972]

is it me or are those adds at the bottom of the clip getting bigger every week .

[SmartStr33t]

@blobby1972 don't know, since downloading adblock I don't see ads on youtube anymore (or facebook or ITV or channel 4) ;)

[cheapshotdrummer]

I just LOVE how he always looks like a cross-over between Einstein and a newborn baby XD

[Ali3nat0r]

I like how he only has to tell like 4 one liners because everyone's laughing so long at each one, proper legend

[robyn21100]

cant get enough of Milton!! his one liners are top fuckin quality :)

[frizzboo123]

the slowness of youtube is REALLY FRUSTRATING

[WEBBZfromPANTERA]

@frizzboo123 No mate, that's just his style!

[vvelvettearss]

He came to perform at our church last night! It's really scary when he makes that face he made at the beginning lol but it was soooo funny, he was brilliant!

and he made the mosque/leap frog joke too

[vvelvettearss]

He came to perform at our church last night! It's really scary when he makes that face he made at the beginning lol but it was soooo funny, he was brilliant!

[Popsickle950]

i think the hair adds to the comic effect lol

[musiclover60708]

wow nice hair :)

omg...

I had a dead baby ghost in my pocket the other day! :OOO

[bradberker]

how funny is that guy but i think he could get sum new material?

[DIGIxPUNKx1996]

I want to hug him. He's 32 years older than me. *thinks* I want him to hug me, so if it goes awry, I can blame him.

[Comedytube66]

The small dead baby ghost joke was nearly as funny as when I heard Mitch hedberg say it. To many one liner comedians nick jokes off of Hedberd and Steve Wright. He might not have done it intentionally, I hope not because joke thieves in comedy are scum.

[GerbilEssences]

@Comedytube66 I saw him talk about some of his jokes being stolen at the Greenbelt festival this year, I don't think he would intentionally nick other peoples puns ;) The joke on question was "My Aunty Marge has been ill for so long, we've started calling her 'I can't believe she's not better'!"

XD

[Comedytube66]

@GerbilEssences I hope you are right Gerbil you probably are......

[batmanofni]

@GerbilEssences One liner comedians get their jokes stolen all the time. Weirdly many jokes attributed to Tommy Cooper were made up by Tim Vine.

[GerbilEssences]

@batmanofni A similar style I suppose. I heard a lot of Bush-isms were actually things said by Dan Quayle (?)

[TomSouthLondon]

@Comedytube66 agree about that mitch hedgberg joke with the ghost, like your stuff especially the opening lineabout fags! lol, im just starting to try stand up you know of any good open mike nights around south london?

tom

[Littledragonlee]

His hair is quite...remarkable

[squishy3000]

@Littledragonlee It is pretty out there, isn't it? I personally think it is rather epic :)

[SSmudger13]

good quality vid :|

[Mrx1alfa]

i love his style of comedy he shows a scenario then gives a unpredictable ending e.g. leap frog

[wizztay]

superbness

[esabrieva]

AWESOME

[KickingConverse]

he seems really depressed and confused, and he looks like he's got a low self asteem, bless him, i love you milton!!! and your lovely fleece :P

[Jackalofdeath]

its an act you dumb mother fucker. stupid internet psychiatrist wannabes

[GiefGoldPlx]

Couldn't agree with you more.

[WhiteTiger225]

@Jackalofdeath Stupid Troll Fodder.

[Jeffo193]

@KickingConverse He's not he's just got a funny way of looking at things :)

[jazcash]

His eyes are suspiciously close together.

[1300david]

Milton is a Star ... I saw him live in Wolverhampton and he was brilliant.

[synestheticmusic]

two words. steven wright.

[synestheticmusic]

a noun is technically a word, is it not

[mcsammer4]

well yes but it is a proper noun... which is a word but still

[curseofpharaohs]

what did he say enjoying what? on 34

[oneworldfamily]

leap-frog

[youbecame]

leapfrog

[MrCounterPoint]

Stanhope!

[xcoldd]

mOSque ..... why he's been rude for?>

[iLoVeMyDaD99]

i dont get why the ghost/hanky thing was funny...

[TheGinormousPoo]

me neither... :S

[Zeitgeist6]

A big/grownup ghost is usually depicted as a white sheet.

A hanky is small thus baby ghost

[DeathSlayer2]

a big sheet is a ghost so a baby ghost could be a handkerchief

it's one that you have to visualise for it to be funny.

[KickingConverse]

that was one of the funniest things i've watched in ages, hehe funny, ive gone dizzzyyyy lol :)

[IMyFriendAmMe]

hey nice hair :)

[sekko85]

hey i saw this !

[d4yogurt]

his style is a lot like steven wright

[Mafiadaughter]

i'd like to see more of him, but i prefere the welsh dude, he is funnier.

[EmoChaza]

OpethFanatic leave emoxrockerxboy ALONE you fagget!

anyways

''id just like to say to the man who was wearing the camiflards clothing and in cruches that stole my wallet earlier....you can hide but you cant run'' XD

omfg

milton jones

is sooo fucking funny

[OpethFanatic]

Die.

[tommason1984]

Exellent pace, excellent gags!

[GChammer]

SHOULDA DONE MORE RAPE JOKES LOL

[akiteinthesky]

lol

[Harrunoshi]

believ it or not this guy is a family friend or ours but i didn't know who he was i saw him with my dad yesterday then my dad tol me to look him up on youtube iand i was like fuck this guys on youtube hehe

[iamhewhoisiam]

lucky swine, I've been a big fan of his radio show for years and got to see hm purely by chance when I was in edinburgh for a few days last year. pure genius.

[emoxrockerxboy]

one word : SHIT.

[OpethFanatic]

Your a emo, what would you know.

[emoxrockerxboy]

haha

p.s opeth are shit aswell as this

[ClaireMckivett]

What's wrong with emos?

Atleast they aint pathetic mongs like you.

[OpethFanatic]

Nope, there just gibbering twats like yourself.

[ClaireMckivett]

LMFAO

how sad.

And do you think i'm emo?

LMFAO

[OpethFanatic]

LMFAO!!!111

IZ DIS UR L337 RESPONSE?

I never called you emo, i just compared yourself to them.

[ClaireMckivett]

Haha,

there is nothing wrong with emos anyway,

theyre actually human.

and judging them by a stereo type makes you worse.

you're a prick. live with it.

[OpethFanatic]

You slate me for attacking someone, when you yourself attack me.

Ironic much?

Fuck off home.

[ClaireMckivett]

It's not exactly attacking someone is it.

and shows how dumb you are,

i am home.

[OpethFanatic]

You are attacking me.

The emo said this video was shit, therefore i replied with a attack. He shouldnt watch this video, if he thinks its shit.

Your the dumbass.

You got yourself involved, to play the big saviour, to make yourself look good.

You made yourself seem even more retarded.

I hope your happy.

[ClaireMckivett]

He shouldnt watch this video, if he thinks its shit ?

That makes no sense and is impossible.

he wouldnt know it was shit if he doesnt watch it.

so dont moan at him for that.

wow..

[OpethFanatic]

Then he can click off, and not comment.

Though he cant learn that lesson for you.

[ClaireMckivett]

It doesnt make a difference.

he watches the whole thing, and states his opinion.

People are aloud opinions.

You sound clever enough to work that out.

[OpethFanatic]

Stop being a hypocrite then, and let me voice MY opinion.

KTHX.

[ClaireMckivett]

No, because what you are doing is not having an opinion.

It's starting on someone for stating yours.

Which is pathetic.

[OpethFanatic]

Your being a hypocrite again.

Your starting on me, for stating mine.

[ClaireMckivett]

No..

because an opinion isn't to start on someone for stating theres.

Stop being so pathetic and grow up.

[OpethFanatic]

Hypocritical again.

Your telling me to grow up, whilst replying to my posts constantly.

Irony much.

[ClaireMckivett]

Even though you're replying to me too.

So you're just as bad.

Tbh, i'm not so pathetic that i'm gona carry on this stupid 'argument' or whatever.

so laters.

[OpethFanatic]

Good for you.

[Epityr1]

I heard you leik mudkipz

[faceman09]

Seen him loads of times live and he's absolutely hilarious. Go and see him live, you'll be happy!!!

[lozman67]

Hilarious! Even better live!

[almesphus]

this is the first one i actualy thought was funny

[cinderella4mcfly]

i dnt get it :/ is this funny ??

[0adam0ant0fan0]

hav u eva watched comedy in your lifetime?

[cinderella4mcfly]

yes, yes i have, but this isnt really comedy ... them mighty boosh is comedy.

[0adam0ant0fan0]

mighty boosh is funni yes, bt the same kind of humour as this!

[cinderella4mcfly]

this isnt funny i dunno i just dont get it lol

[0adam0ant0fan0]

if u r 14 or under, u probs wldnt.

[cinderella4mcfly]

i only gfind the bit about leapfrog funny

[0adam0ant0fan0]

lol rascist!!! hahahahahahaha!

[cinderella4mcfly]

racist? how is it? ok...i really dont get this

[0adam0ant0fan0]

neither do i, i ws onli joking! ok, stop now.

[KomackinoA]

this guy is utter genius

[BryanMaddocks]

"Before I go..."

hahha.

[ipeki]

cleverly...

[TooTall0320]

very nice. lol

[XIndieXElectroXPunkX]

that was very clever

[marie8833]

lol

[trousercough]

You can hide.... LOL

[Ulleskelf]

Wonderful comedy... thanks Milton!