Salad Tossing 101....the whole thing

[DanQuinnPlayersClub]

whos the guy at 0:39 ?

[robinsonb4619]

omg i elove a guy to suck my ass im not gay but getting my ass sucked buy a guy or girl feels good just thinking about it makes me come i film porno and if you want to be in it hit me up on youtube.

[tdot4life15]

the person's decent? No there not LMAO

[jackzero99]

There has to be a better way to cut somebody than to suck their dick in a closet so they helpless.

[celph414]

Ray from scary movie would commit a crime fast to land there lol

[kmfdm5]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO

[christian9706]

1:10 was nasty.dat nigga is gay

[daslicksta22]

I got this from boondocks!!!!!

[KJLesnick]

@daslicksta22

That was a hilarious episode: "Now, I like to put the jelly inside my ass, then put some of this peanut-butter on top of it. I call it, a peanut-butter, jelly and asshole sandwhich, but Tom here will be callin' it lunch!

[celph414]

@KJLesnick

lol

[cockhitchful]

They need to be runnin' this shit 24/7 in the schools. And let them know, this man is not the exception, he's the fuckin' norm. There are more butts getting plowed in that prison than grains of sand on a beach.

[ItsRapBoy]

he only wants the newbies to suck is ass hole.

he doesn't wanna mess with old timers...

[Knightphall]

He cut a man while sucking him off?!

I never ever want to go to prison.

[11buttnaked]

OOOHHH SHYT..!!! IS DIS 4REALZ??? C'MON BRUH!!!

[degoodbuffalo]

Hilarious!

[sghmgdvvjmgfv]

1:27 I cuddanasplain either.

[mccl3s]

#1how u gonna make eattin ass sound like a food channel thing wtf #2 thats nowhere near a pussy #3 im lost in yo logic he releases on u and u stab him lol#4 ima cheat on my girl and get head and when she says why i cheated ima say IM HELPLESS

[chapmasi]

If you've killed someone, and the police have surrounded you.... shoot yourself rather than end up in Jail

[brooklynstudio]

I prefer syrup, but that's just me

[foongU]

fucking classic lol! ON A SADADAY! I SUCKED HIS DICK IN DA CLOSET!!!!WTF????u know i had his pants down?im sucking on it right?hes helpless! his dick hard im sucking on it!WTF dont u mean u be helpless?????LOL

[foongU]

It's a hazardous thing in prison life to get into dept over drugs.it could get you raped or killed one or the other!!!???

[chisboy24]

@foongU or both

[foongU]

Lol can watch dis over n over.it's a sensa it's a sensation that makes u feel real good most all gays do that to make a guy suck his ass for 10 minutes or longer right!!!buhahahaha!

[enrique77799]

how many times does he have to say "right" this nigga

[clickit2me]

This is quiet sad but funny.

[BlackHit]

Man I don't know what is more funny this video or the comments. Ya'll got me crying over here

[livinglegend1187]

LOLOLOL 0:39.

The perfect face to make when making outlandish statements.

It's from the Mobile Alabama Leprechaun video. Check it out. It shows a bunch of boons acting like hilarious boons.

[gruntsavior]

This man is a new age ninja

[foongU]

Then he said we think of it like a pussy but the only thing is it's not a pussy!it's like WTF?lol!!!

[foongU]

Lol I can't stop laughing!right at da beginning he's all first of all right there's a new Commer right?I want him to suck my ass wit jelly!

[xxthe420bossxx]

I sucked his dick in da closet? this is the best shit out there man. LOL

[danielhiryu]

@xxthe420bossxx I know, right?  There is literally no shame in his "game".

[felixlueggerto]

@0:38 Schalke



[olbrocko]

Watch the guard in the background. I think he's found a suspect in last Saturday's naked closet stabbing.

[turnejo02]

his dick hard...im sucking on it he helpless

[DahCakeMann]

LMAOAMLA I start suckin it, he helpless

[shuhshuhshane]

dumb black people

[shuhshuhshane]

nigggerrrrrrr

[Walsh200]

0:54 is the man's boyfriend I'm guessing

[ZangyaEX]

omfg

[datniggawood]

i like it when dey thuckin my ass wit jelly. dey call it tossin salad.

[dhudsonweb]

He couldn't esplain it.

[drumherum]

ive been in prison in europe,but these crazy fucking bastards only exist in the states lol.

[moondog637]

The guy owed me money so I sucked his dick on a saturday.

Please execute this n***** and do the world a favour

[kromed01]

He says "I raise up and I cut him". Meaning that the guy had his pants at his ankles enjoying a blow job and was helpless. He then stabbed him.

[dingue]

THE COLD HARD TRUTH ABOUT PRISON

lmao

[danielhiryu]

@dingue It's definitely hard.

[dwm411]

They should show stuff like this to kids who are aspiring to become criminals.

[TheManWithTheKey17]

This guy is totally for real. I work in the Dept. and this guy is still locked up and other Inmates are terrified of him. Dude is friggin crazy as hell. He is not lying one bit, this is not a setup, it is totally true. STAY OUT OF PRISON. JAIL teach your children that it is the worst of the four letter words.

[danielhiryu]

@TheManWithTheKey17 Goddamn right, sir. This video was all I needed to hear. I believe my comment is one of the top rated ones still... and for good reason.

Logical people don't think like this. Prisons in the U.S. are not about rehabilitation. They are about incarceration. The few that get out and don't want to come back... don't. Most of them are used to free food, free room & board, and violence. I am sure you know more than me on the subject, but I think you would agree.

[TheLegendRome]

damn...this is disturbing

[thejakeludwig]

Nasty fucking shit lol. That was funny.... Is this the original guy that Chris Rock talked about?

[vipkiller123]

LOOL BOONDOCKS!! LOOOOL

[khmaiboiTimmy]

lol it was the perfect crime

[Scytheize]

Wow this nigga is a true buttbuddy.

[101iamlegend]

My ex GF did the same thing @ 1:10. instead of cutting me she threw a pot of hot rice on me. She got me one day...on a saaidy, she sucked my dick in the kitchen. she had my pants down. Im helpless. my dicks hard. she suckin on it. she came rite up and splashed me. and thats where she left me, in the kithen. I didnt tell. I couldnt 'splain to my wife, some broad suckin on my dick, then i get splashed. aint no way in hell I could 'splain it to my wife. (YOU SONOFABITCH)

[taliiuh]

@101iamlegend are u for real? LMAO ROTFDOL

[hitmanhart670]

ROFL what a fuckin faggot...I hope I never end up in prison

[Meela234]

To Assman: He sucked his dick as a set up for not being able to pay his debt. Once dude's guard was down, he came up and cut him. Man, this should make anybody want to stay out of jail and drug free!

[assman1]

WAIT WAIT WAIT.. if the dude owed HIM money... why would he be sucking the dude off (thats in debt). am i the only one thats confused lol

[TextRF]

@assman1 He gave him oral sex as a distraction, until he saw an opening to cut him and run off.

[boxenhighlights]

I love this guys candour.

[DeezNutzNurJaw]

i sucked his dick in a closet.............. LMAO

[zoem22]

lol love the boondocks

[shakir213]

@zoem22 i kno its the best they have the toss salad guy and the booty warrior in 1 episode

[ChrisRockSteady]

they should show this to troubled kids lol you better straighten up and fly right young man or a big black guy is gonna suck yer dick then shank ya!

[seak01]

A Guy O's Him Money So He Sucks His Dick Make Sense

[crazykillah911]

i came right up and i cut em

[basemadham]

Who is the black guy at 0:39 does anyone knows?

[joepaiva]

@basemadham It's from a viral video. Google "Leprechauns in mobile alabama."

[joepaiva]

@basemadham It's from a viral video called "leprechauns in mobile alabama"

[danielhiryu]

@basemadham Search "ghetto leprechaun" on YouTube. First hit should be the video.

[joepaiva]

@basemadham Yeah it's from the Leprechaun in mobile alabama video

[TheSeven45]

@basemadham it looks like Mike Tyson

[pandemoninium]

@basemadham beardless kimbo?

[keybladekid0]

@basemadham dude that searched for the Alabama Leprechaun

[Jaime4City]

@basemadham lmao! leprechaun guy!

[CMWfilms]

@basemadham hes in the leprechaun sighting in alabama video

[TheLegendRome]

@basemadham yess i finally found him.look up leprichaun in alabama.its a old internet meme but its still funny.hes in that clip

[edlynegue123]

He can't call himself straight. He referred to himself as a "faggot. From 1:28 to about 1:31 he said, "How can he explain that a FAGGOT was....." Dude know. There is no need to make any more comparisons to female organs bc he knows.

[Wowbagger86]

Ok, this is not Chris Rock... damn..

[ariesthegodofwar1995]

how you ganna splane that right hahaha

[lilwb4]

this is ma fucking homo

[ImmynimmyX]

show this to kids in elementary school...crime will decrease in a matter of years

[danielhiryu]

@deonnanaxoxo But then he came up and cut him. He's gay, so he got to taste dick and hurt a motherfucker who owed him money.

That was a good day for him. And do you see the prison guard in the background listening to the story? I bet he didn't do shit about it.

[ShowMeYourJam]

lolololololololol

[DilutePeople]

fucking pro

[mgking77]

Right?

[jackzero99]

That nigga at :54 has a boner. I bet the gangstas are gonna go into the closet and suck each other off

[MROSOSMEE]

MUAHHAHAHHA man

[danielhiryu]

"I prefer a guy use jelly." This nigga has preferences? LOL

"I will reach my climate." - Do you mean climax? Wow.

"It's just like a pussy." - NO!

"It's a sensation feeling." - WTF?

"We straight. That's it." - You can never say 'straight' again, sir.

"On a Saturday, I sucked his dick in the closet." - What did this nigga do Friday? Probably got his salad tossed.

"I came right up and I cut him." - This is why you are in jail, bro.

This man is my sole reason for not going to jail.

[DonZadjali]

LMAO XD

[micka20085]

@danielhiryu i had his pants down, you no im sucking on it . ....i wonder if he ever thought he'd be such at hit on the internet .. wat will he do when hes out an one of his home boys says . " Yo, Maurice , that you saying you be sucking dick in prison dog" haahha . he better learn how to dodge bullets

[danielhiryu]

@micka20085 I saw the full documentary. He's doing life for murder. I don't think he's getting out. And with all the charges he's accumulating in jail, even if he got paroled... he'd still be locked up just on the jail cases alone.

But I don't think he wants to leave. He has everything he wants! Cookies, cakes, pies, muscles, dicks, and thighs! Nigga is in heaven.

[TextRF]

@danielhiryu It's amazing what you can get used to after a while.

[truthspeaks01]

@danielhiryu

THIS IS WHY I AM A NERD. lol

[danielhiryu]

@truthspeaks01 Be careful, brother. Nerds go to jail, too. Anybody can go to jail. That's my point.

[jackzero99]

@danielhiryu Sure, the jails are full of nerds LOL

[danielhiryu]

@jackzero99 Yeah, man. Those white collar criminals get bent over just as quick, if not quicker.

Here's a tip: if you ever enter prison for a long term, kill somebody very violently. People may not fuck with you for a minute.

[jackzero99]

@danielhiryu White collar go to minimum security country clubs

[danielhiryu]

@jackzero99 They're some freaks there, too. Just a lot less murderers and rapists, I suppose. You won't meet the Tossed Salad Man, but you might meet his protege.

Regardless, stay out of prison.

[TextRF]

@danielhiryu I think the guy helping him do his weight lifting is another sole reason not to go to prison. I knew guys were built in there, but damn.

[taliiuh]

@danielhiryu ahahahahahah

[danielhiryu]

@danielhiryu One more quote...

"How could he explain that a fag was sucking his dick and come up and cut him? He couldn't explain that. There's no way in Hell you could explain that to the administration."

I think you just did. Notice the guard behind you?

[janelcarlton]

What is this world coming to?!? He sounds proud too!!!

[shaynay6]

this is fuckin homo!!!!!

[Chris08TT]

sad things about half off all blacks are bi

[WCDWYTS]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[iv3game]

Gay lussss!!!!!!!

[GMArcSoft]

eeeeeww......Nigga You Gaay.

[Devtrax]

Rofl...

[lunchbox7690]

"Most all gays do it"

Classic Line

[det17]

hahah....this is where chris rock got his joke...LOL

[donatasmiecinskas]

unbelievable talk!

[boxenhighlights]

This & the Booty Warrior vid are the funniest clips on YouTube. These guys are in their element.

[sadohenker666]

So did he cut off the dick he was sucking? It's kind of hard do understand his niggenglish.

[Sk83423]

Datts Fuckinqq GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!

[jongsong86]

I love how this bandana fool is so serious lmao.

[mindfreak305]

lmfao I still cant stop laughing especially the part when he's like "so toss my salad,let him eat me and you know we straight thats it" lmfaoo !!

[hehateme007]

"how could he explain he was getting his dik sucked in a closet?"

strong homo brah

[danielhiryu]

What the fuck is a "sensation feeling?"

[Desrak]

Best part: "Toss my salad....let him eat me. We straight!"

[stlk12]

no homo but if your in jail for years and years obviously you'll turn gay

[LordCuddlez]

it's not a pussy, its clean, wahhh?

[JoeLaosThug]

Aye nigga' Toss the Salad!

[vmlee]

soo what he do after. cut the guys dick or what.

[ironman36]

this is very depressing

[danielhiryu]

I didn't think that the tossed salad man could get any worse... but getting shived while getting blown from some buff dude... perhaps there are things worse than death.

[danielhiryu]

"On a Saturday... I sucked his dick in the closet."

I love how nonchalant this guy is about these disgusting practices. Then again, some people are turned on by this.

[madmanszalinski]

Where the hell do you get jelly in prison?

[niggasmellikefries]

suck my asshole

[slimhitter]

i dont give a fuck how long u been in jail nigga u been a fag boy putting sweets in your ass nigga kill u self convick old vikeing ass nigga

[sonnymetlow]

lmfao omg this was fuckin crack up

[Cryptfiend0]

LMAO WOW

[ppinkevich]

dude stfu i hate u

[ppinkevich]

....

[Kigoz4Life]

hahaahahahahaha

[FegelahBoychic]

What kind of jelly, boy ?

[MasterBattor]

He is right! theres no way someone can explain getting their dick cut off while being sucked by a gangsta homo in a closet!! no way... xD lool

[madmanszalinski]

"When a man's suckin' yo' dick, he can pretend that's something else. When he's eatin' ass, he knows it's ass."

[saturn54321]

"We don't need prayer in the schools! We need the tossed salad man in the schools!" "Hey Jimmy, you got a D! Know what you gotta do?" "Nooo! I don't wanna toss no salad! I'ma read! I'ma learn t'read!!!"

[StationaryTransient]

Stay in school, kids.

[dje14frsh]

what the fuck? niggaz aint scared to be gay no mo`? im in high school i agree wit da nigga below me fuck jail and dat nigga...(no homo)

[GeneralSeagal]

Incredible.

[WolvoExPunk]

He is a bona fide homosexual.

[ucntgrdme32]

play this video to kids in highschool and see the crime rate go down...this shit is heinous

[ubicuoubicuo]

DOOD THANK YOU FOR POSTING ! HAHAHA just when i thought this vid couldn't get any better

[kromed01]

Chris Rock talks about this guy in one of his shows. I am with Chris all kids at school should be made to watch this. Watch the crime rate decrease instantly.

[makexxx]

What a fucked up guy.

[International72521]

Did he say he cut off that other guys dick?

[jackzero99]

I will reach my climate?

[bornlazy101]

wielzen28 you go to efuk(dot)com

[pinkochips1]

at : 54 the guy had a boner

[jfayiii]

LOL you're right!

[pinkochips1]

with or without jelly some people prefer syrup

[danieladamdelarosa]

"Let him eat me...we strait" LMAO!!!

[naptownballa317]

man if dis what you turn into in prison...call me tom from the boondock...lmao

[TextRF]

@naptownballa317 Tom would never go to prison. That's the whole satire of him, and his irrational fear of being anally raped.

[shaolinwisdom]

"An Asshole: It's like a pussy but it's clean"

That makes total sense, You Son Of A Bitch!

[drunk2thepowerofsick]

I would just kill the bastard and do the time for it.. explain to the judge and im sure you wont get too long extra.

[Wielzen28]

Fucking new age ninja tactics

[karlozusa69]

JESUS CHRIST!

[zzrandomzz]

i like the ending with Arnold..... but what the fuck?!?!?!?

[DrJaHug]

adsfa

[DrJaHug]

I prefer syrup

[Quazyfied]

Where's this from?

[LTD3dition]

history chanel uncensored some shit like that