Woody vs. Shaycarl: GI Joe - The Rise of Cobra review

[RickyNumberFive]

I only came here because I though it was WoodysGamertag... ¬¬

[Palcom94]

"Graham Stark" reminds me of Liam Neeson.

I don't know why, but......

[Gunnzinn]

thumbs up if you turned around :D

[markust94]

wow, shaycarl expected g.i. joe to be a drama?

what a fucking idiot!

it is an ACTION MOVIE! it's supposed to be stupid!

that doesn't mean it's bad.

[garfieldandfriends1]

does shaycarl appear in one of the elevator video?

[barkevvv]

shay looks so tan

[tjbrody]

Loading Ready Run has some awesome stuff.

[oTHEoDUDEo]

you know jack black and shaycarl good actually be twins

[BurnnoticeAddict15]

shay carl is the man he totally is way popular then jack black will ever be

[Isawabirdy]

ok i just realized GI joe is a rip off of team america. also i kind of enjoyed boondock saints.

[iiLuvTaylorLAUTNER]

@Isawabirdy I did!

[Joshbuckler]

lol, all my favorite web funny people!

[retteretter]

I hope you are all going to check out LoadingReadyRun.... damn funny stuff there which goes unwatched.

[candygirl0406]

GI Joes was laaaaaame! Whoever did the casting for this movie should face gential mutilation.

[TheStickyNoteKing]

Oh my God, it's like they took the three most awesome internet celebrities and put them in a video! Wait, that's what they did!

[J1E360]

lol jack black.

[BenderRodrigez]

How many of you looked behind you?:P

[thepathem]

SHAYCARL ROCKS

[hamshams3]

GO SHAY!!

[KuroTsubasaKun]

lmao, shay reminds me of jack black also *content sigh* teehee ^^

[BRANDIGLER]

lol

[zh1412]

no its the one of the worst...

[DieAtomik]

Maybe to you.

[TheElMuffin]

I love the ending send-up of the pretentious side conversations, when the news bit is over but the cameras are still rolling.

[webkinzz12]

lol jack black GO SHAY woohoo

[Qaosbringer]

I am agree with Jack Black. Accelerator suits are dumb.

[Chrisislame90]

HAHAHAHA JACK BLACK HAHAHA I love shay

[CraziCatz12345]

Wow I have the same chair as "Jack Black"

[alphacentfanguy]

Not only is this spam, but because it has two spelling mistakes in it. Yay comment snob!

[Mrsquinzel]

Goddamn Canadians! You're so right, that movie sucked!

And Transformers, while also, not so great, at least had moments of entertainment, that GIJoe was lacking severely!

[233760]

Excellent video guys.

[badboykilroy]

gi joe shit, transformers awesome,

[vivatdk65]

they are both awesome

[Nostrum84]

LoadingReadyRun

Nice C64 reference :D

[bluefairyfreak]

LMAO 3:16

[HuskyShinobiChouji]

0:47 XDDDDDDD

that's an insult, Shay Carl is WAAAAY better looking then Jack Black

[policeboy1288]

Shaycarl is badass

[ebiekem]

FOX news

[AlwaysAlexWins]

dont turn around im standing behind you

lol

[treehuggernot]

GiJoe wasnt as bad as i thought it would be

[jjf9292]

Wow they got Jack Black to comment on GI Joe! lol but seriously I know GI Joe or Transformers 2 weren't the greatest movies ever made but there not terrible.

[MotionPictureReview]

I see your points, but I think I made several of those same points much more clearly on my review!

[zoddie]

this movie was worse then transformers and almost as expensive.

highest rated FLOP of all time...

save your money and watch District 9 instead...costs only 30 million dollars and is amazing.

[iowafilmdude22]

i'm not even going to bother to see it. I bothered with Love Guru and that was the final straw.

[MechaGod3000]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE. probably because dint grow up with it. im 12 so ya. I always thought it was about a guy named joe and he was a G.I.

[NerdilyDone]

Yeah, you could just tell from the previews it was going to be crap.

[Scaltt]

The only thing I liked about the movie was the new look of Cobra Commander. He just looked retarded by putting on that damn helmet at the end of the movie.

[Charles0in0charge]

G.I. Joe licked balls. Plain and Simple. The only decent aspect of the film was the ninjas, ninjas are always kick ass.

[Feijoada1]

They even ruined that cause they gave a stupid reason as to why Snake Eyes doesn't talk (instead of him getting horribly burned from saving Scarlett from a helicopter). And not explaining that Zartan killed their master.

[ThaBoiiWonda]

g.i. joe movie good g.i. joe game bullshit

[Layedo]

disappointed with G.I. joe, i think they took the cgi a little far and didnt have to use it that much, diolauge was knda cheesy, growing up with g.i. joe i was expecting more.

[GTAfanboy08]

hes not jack black

hes got too much geniousness to be jack black

and he has got loads of subscribers like he said and im 1 of them

[EliteToasterSquad]

... go see meet the spartans.. im 100% sure itll change your mind about THAT

[starkiller3479]

FUCK U

[G2Hell88]

it went BOOM BAG BAM BOOM BOOM for like 2and a half hours :D lol

[bozy99]

i dont get it... what wrong with transformers 2/???the movie is good

[MrMuffinLord]

some say that it doesnt have much of a story only awesome action scenes

[foenix499999]

Listen ive seen good movies. Im 26. yOUR PROBABLY A TEENAGER. I RESPECT YOU FOR THAT AND I ALSO RESPECT YOU FOR SAYING WHATS WRONG WITH SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT GOOD. i'VE BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE. i'VE SEEN GOOD MOVIES,BAD MOVIES, HORRIBLE MOVIES.Transformers 2 was bad.You will understand more when you grow up. Have fun growing up bro.

[suvash11]

i know, i enjoyed the movie

[bozy99]

well....... i have not seen the movie yet but the trailers look good

[tinyrican91]

whoa... ok G.I. Joe wuz a good movie but DEFINITELY NOT better than Transformers 2!!!

[SuperG838]

LOL i love shay carl... lol not the best actor tho :-/

[vivatdk65]

''YO JOE'' this movie was great and better than transformers 2 I completely love it

[Fishin619]

it didnt see what was so good about gi joe...the trailer is better than the whole movie!

[Deadly012612]

I agree with Graham Stark, G.I. Joe looks pretty kick ass. And Transformers 2 is possibly my favorite movie... ever. (Besides Star Wars).

[diz2damax]

we're all forgetting the big picture here...

WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL THE PEOPLE WHO FUCKED UP THE DRAGONBALL MOVIE...

it's a bitch slapped to the animated saga...AM I RIGHT?

[TakeTheGreenPill]

bamned!

[kavfer]

lol....humiliation of GI Joe..pretty damn sarcastic

[vivatdk65]

this was the best action film of the summer and better than transformers 2

[aidanbard]

this is nice. Funny no one here seems to get the sarcasm of the piece. Well done "not-Jack-Black".

[SuperEclipse]

Best movie ever, if you are 10?lol

[utubeguy23441]

i really think its the best movie of the year

[kavfer]

Of only this genre is it?

[utubeguy23441]

wat the hell d u mean

[kavfer]

I mean, if you take all the types of movies or movies like hmm..Transformers, X-Men origins etc

[xDaytimeDreamingx]

great as always guys

[MrMICHAELJCABOOSE]

What did you think of Transformers 2?

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha

[PumpkinJack88]

Why is ShayCarl tanned? lol

[rochagugu]

Woody looks like Pete Sampras hahaha

[SomethingAwesome19XX]

It's like a mix of alot of contrasting things crudely thrown into the same movie. You have a guy who fights with swords alongside people who use ironman suits and bad guys on steroids. IT SUCKED.

[conquerlord1]

I was wondering if anyone was going to bring that up. Why in the world do you need something as silly and outmoded as a ninja with the high tech shit at your disposal? Oh yeah, so idiots can go on youtube and write KICK ASS in capitol letters.There are even people (just below) that wanted the stupid gay opera theme from the cartoon. Sweet Jesus.

[OrcWyvern]

the ninjas of GI Joe were a must have in the movie, it's like asking why you needed chubaca in starwars , those are iconic characters that need to be there.

btw, those ninjas are so KICK ASS they don't need accelerator suits =) they are just bad ass =)

[conquerlord1]

Thank you for proving me right.

[OrcWyvern]

no problem any time, wanna go watch the movie again ? =)

[llddjjbb]

I pity you :(

[conquerlord1]

You're in no position to pity anyone. Go away.

[PhantomKing88]

IT KICKED MAJOR ASS!!! BUT!! i did have some problems with it.

1:NO THEME SONG!!!! at the end they played this played out "Boom boom pow remix". I WANTED THE FUCKING THEME!

2: COBRA'S MASK!!! WAT WERE THEY THINKING?! hello! it looked NOTHING LIKE IT!!! they did not try with the mask for cobra.

Everything else. AMAZING! storyline. the character development. PHEMNOMENAL! and the twist..... OOOOH! GO SEE IT!

[elspoko]

Shaycarl has a fake tan lawl.

Stop being so bronzed tubby

[twizzeler]

meh... the movie was bad...ass...

the ppl who say it sucked were scrubs...

[Fanofcolorpurple]

omfg i saw da movie and he was kick azz

[1mma3uper3tar]

GI JOE SUCKED!!!!!!!!

[BulletShootingGuys]

G.I. Joke: The Rise of Bullshit is by far the worst movie I've seen this year. The action scenes are horrendous, the characters are miscasted and poorly designed, and the ending was the icing on the shit cake. It is one of the worst experiences I've had in the theater.

And yet, I feel alone...... mainly because everyone else I know doesn't think it's that bad.

[mewsy995]

I didn't see it, but my dad and brother did, and absolutely hated it. They told me about it, and it seemed really unoriginal.

[BulletShootingGuys]

Well, to be fair, the cartoon wasn't exactly original either. It was always this campy show about one organization trying to rule the world, and another organization trying to stop them. But aside from that, it was still horrible.

[conquerlord1]

The only thing you're wrong about is it being the worst movie of the year. It's the worst movie EVER. You are not alone. I had to sit through it (kids) and I feel like I've had my IQ drop. Every single aspect of this movie seems to have been made by people that intended it to be awful. Hands down the worst movie I have ever seen. Period.

[spiderboylr9]

Fuck you

[conquerlord1]

Surprise, surprise. There was an effective retort. I wasn't expecting that. Do yourself a favor,jackass. Go back to your meaningless life playing whatever garbage Bill Gates is raping you up the ass with this month and keep the lame comebacks to yourself. I'd rather not be infected with stupid.

[MeltaKitty]

You're not alone my friend.

[459039or]

no dragonball evolution is way worse

[KoolTeddyX]

I liked the G.I. Movie...Its was good in my book.

Some might like it and some might dont like it. To each it own.....

But I enjoyed it.

[Frankthetank921]

"spoiler alert: huge" haha

[GhostReconGuy]

lol! Shaycarl is like I'M NOT JACK BLACK! WHY AM I HERE!?

[Colimus]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

[GrumpyMonday]

agreed. :P

[LilAnZaC143]

it COULD of been good, what really pissed my off was all the fucing shakey cam that was used, i didnt know what was going on during all the fights cause they coudnt keep the camera still!!

[dukesalaam]

i didnt realize that at all and all the fights were

visible

[jugganinja0]

i havent seen the movie and i already hate it. Now i should go and track down some real gi joe (the cartoon series) and whip out my action figures and play along with the show yeeeaaa YO JOE.

[LittleBittaSinnin]

LOL

[buminater94]

kung fu panada = amazuing

[MttyHyns19]

lies the movies sucks

[BigHitter503]

wow he sounded just like jack black at the end! haha. but gi joe was fucking badass! i just saw it today.

[gabbio9]

kinda wierd to see shay as a reviewer lol

[Spartan047P]

team america was supposed to be a sort of parody to G.I Joe get ur shit right trey and matt even said it

[coliwood]

What a F*CKIN minute G.I. sucked ass no doubt. But don't rip Kung Fu Panda, that was an excellent film.

[kaine104]

shay is right. 3:01

[MandJmovies]

gi joe was a fucking piece of shit and a wasted 80 million dollors and i thought it was worser than the 3rd godzilla remake by the guys who made independence day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vivatdk65]

you are gay the movie was awesome

[KingVirusXtreme]

this review is a fuckin joke

[09samwise]

this movie was sick, Joseph Gordon Levits character was the most badass but im not gonna ruin anything for those who havent seen it, but I really hope they dont fuck up the sequal like fuckin transformers 2

[RelentlessMonkey666]

I liked it. I hate this kind of movies, but for some reason it just worked. It was like a cartoon, but I enjoyed it. Soo, yeah. I'm sure people would compare it to Transformers and shit like that. But the movie works. It's not worse than most superhero movies, and again it's fun and thankfully doesn't have the annoying Transformers 2 toilet humor.

[JoshW01]

I hope these guys feel like douches. The movie was awesome.

[CommentorX]

I can hardly wait for the porno version to come out - G.I. Ho - Rise of the No Bra.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "accelerator suit".

[shadowkilla360]

I love kung fu panda its a beast movie i do wannna see gi joe really bad though

[PukuTheBear]

That ending was totally unexpected.

[CommentorX]

I know, Puku - who would've thought that Snake Eyes was gay???

[jkellybrew]

Dennis "bleepin" Quaid...hilarious!

[mingyang5]

The movie was fine. Not the best but certainly not the worst. The actress is hot though =]

[thenightcrusader]

ar u kiddin me just fine!!! waaaaaat......waaaaaaaat!!!

[Watchman3609]

Did Baroness Die? And did Cobra Commander only show up at the end

[OrcWyvern]

no and no watchman3609, won't say anymore

=X

lol

[OrcWyvern]

oh yeah, movie was gooood =)

I enjoyed it alot

[Production2x]

no he was there the whole time

[callofdutyODclan]

i was just really confused tht u said it "blew donkey cock" it was AMAZING. so i read it and gave u a thumbs up bc i was sure tht tht was a gud comment but wen i read it again i realized wat u actually said so i jus wanted 2 clarify. how u thought it was tht bad is beyond me, u must hav some serious issues. it was amazingly fun lik TF2 unlike TF2 they maintained the serious lvl and it had a very good flowing story line

[TopaZProductions]

OMG Graham

[SuperRob77]

Besides a few good action scenes, gi joe was gi shit.

[kthankxbye]

I wish Graham was standing behind me, ANYWAY....I saw G.I. Joe today .... jesus it was so cheesey but it wasn't as had as I thought it was going to be.

[callofdutyODclan]

OMFG! the exact definition of a pure, genuine, piece of trash idiot.(over exaggeration) team america world poice was basically a spoof of g.i. joe. how u can even think THIS copies TAWP is a big sign of brain failure, especially wen g.i. joe comes b4 TAWP

[callofdutyODclan]

u r trying 2 say it sucked right? if u r then dont mind the thumbs up it was an accident

[ps3gamer005]

this movie was soooo goood

[jbeck1337]

it looks stupid.

[MB11113]

Just watched it, awesome movie. Lots of actions, explosions, and cgi effects. Cool suits, weapons, and the anticipating snake eyes vs stormshadow battle (twice). It was amazing just to see the joes in live action. Nice storyline with some cliche stuff. There were quite a few characters and they tried to do character developments/back stories for most of them. Overall, pretty cool, definitely better than Transformers 2

[thorgrim103]

The accelerator suit's where based off the sigma suits from a spin off series done around in 2006 or 07, the sigma suits where pretty much over glorified body armor.

[OrcWyvern]

I wouldn't say "the best movie ever"

But it was pretty good, entretaining and I really liked it =)

Cobra Commander is a genious!! damn, he made everything work on his favor.

Everything is set up for Cobra commander to be able to take control of the USA goverment, get an ARMY and actually dominate =)

gonna be a major pain in the ass for the JOEs =p

yes, I'm exited, I think it was a good movie =)

[SmexyAsianGirls]

Did they show him in the movie?

[orcho141]

maybe every1 has a negative view on everything

[bbnbbnnb]

Transformers 2 was awesome because it wwas immensly entertaining

[Thecriticwithamouth]

bad fllm but it is the best of all the bad films this is a t least better than the terrible transformers 2 and if you don't understand why it is so bad then i will get jack black on you

[ActionJacksonable]

shay makes any video good

[Smogget]

I am amused.

[hoh8511no]

shay rock.

[miterbinnesdirty]

One more thing, don't comment my barely existent profile. Thanks.

[miterbinnesdirty]

Wow, "stupid bitch?" Just because you know one diferent language doesn't make you smart. When you know Japanese, Arabic, Spanish, and English, come back and talk shit. Puto.

[ANewFlame]

Transformers 2 was good, everyone seems to hate it.

I might see the GI Joe movie... Later in life.

[Plingdom]

i know. it was pretty good everyone is calling it a peice of shit. it isnt. i think all of those shit heads were expecting like literaly the best movie ever, of course no movie can be that. people thought transformers fell short so they felt it was a peice of shit

[vivatdk65]

this movie looks amazing I would watch it this friday

[kittykatt456]

that movie comes out on im bday

[familyklok]

lol now i have to look up shay carl

[kirtandsunshyne]

You should watch his face singer video and then watch my wanna be face singer vid. It's really funny!!

[vivatdk65]

shut the fuck up stupid fat boy this movie looks awesome

[miterbinnesdirty]

You're probably retarded so I will spell this out for you. This is a scripted work, therefore, they are all acting together. But apparently you are one of those people who don't take that into consideration when posting a comment, and in return you make yourself look like a complete fucking idiot. "stupid fat boy"? Seriously? What? Are you in the 5th grade? 4th maybe? Holy shit...

But I digress... Boondock Saints was quite a good movie in my opinion. A good balance of humor and action. sry4rant

[vivatdk65]

ok sorry man, and I know that they are acting I just say that this movie looks awesome to me

[whocaresomg2]

um... that's not necessarily his real opinion. He's acting. They all worked together to make that movie.

[MaxBobcat]

is this the douchey older brother from HookingUp? lawl

[ElevatorShow]

Copied...and pasted...this is going on The Wall. :)

-Woody

[MCspeedy22]

"dennis fucking quaid" lmfao

[PscottJ]

boondock saints is a great movie

[johnt20]

Lol jack black is god, Shaycarls is the goddess.

[TheBoomshine]

SHAYTARD REBELLIONITES ! ! !

[DiziCone]

that movie is going to be ass on a stick.

[Drizzt116]

5 stars for Shay Carl.