I LOVE when he says "I gotta go! Yea I'm to stupid to talk to you!"This guy is my fav comedian and IF U SAY HE'S BAD OR AND IDIOT I WILL COME RIP OUT UR SKULL RIP UT CLOTHES OF AND POST U ON A POLE ONA CLIFF AND EVERY DAY A RAVEN COMES AND EATS UR LIVVER AND IT IS 999999999999x THE PAIN!!!
My global studies teacher told us this last year.. word for word, and tried to pass it off as something that happened to him.. haha he failed.. cause, no lie, every person in the classroom knew it was Brian Regann..♥
@xboxboy98 "3 what?" lol Speaking whith a deep tone causing A Varry Quik reaction to his reply. 3 Girth Units! Phew im glad thats over. oh wait he aint talking. uh come Pick em up Please! They Got Tape all up on them.
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die. im sorry im paranormalsry
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
@scompieie Are you stupid? Nobody really dies from chain letters, you just annoy the shit out of people. I've already read multiple chain letters, and I'm not in the dirt yet.
2. a band that passes underneath a horse or other animal to hold a saddle in place, especially one having a buckle at each end for fastening to straps running from under the flaps of the saddle.
i hate when i see a UPS truck drive by in the same lane as me, because suddenly... WITH NO WARNING, he just put the pedal to the metal and drives infront of me and honks me like its my fault... and if he doesnt honk he could just say "UPS, my bad"
why dont you stand on the scale weigh yourself then weigh yourself and the box then subtract your weight im goin slow down! hold on professor! i kno this guys never tried this because i tried it, and i still cant see the NUMBERS!!!!!! what am i mr. olympia???? three....gerth units!
why dont you stand on the scale weigh yourself then weigh yourself and the box then subtract your weight im goin slow down! hold on professor! i kno this guys never tried this because i tried it, and i still cant see the NUMBERS!!!!!! what am i mr. olympia????
The pothagrium therum thingy is A squared + B squared = C squared
PWNAGE441 5 days ago
Nerd moment! When he said hyponuse, that was the pytergium therom.
EvilCheese555 1 week ago
you stillcan't see the NUMBERS!!! fav part XD
fiddlelady91 1 week ago
BOXEN!!
reedlenderman 2 weeks ago
I cant quit laughing! I almost fall out of my chair every time I watch one of his vids.! Oh my god..best comedian ever!
Skilletlover2313 2 weeks ago
It's Brivolbn7Q
PartyRiot7 2 weeks ago
FEARMEUFOOL. Stole your video!!! It's the exact same vid!!! Tell him to get rid of it!
rephorsegirl 3 weeks ago
This Guy knows he spelled gerth wrong..... its GIRTH! look up "gerth", see what comes up under definition....
manlord9 4 weeks ago
I LOVE when he says "I gotta go! Yea I'm to stupid to talk to you!"This guy is my fav comedian and IF U SAY HE'S BAD OR AND IDIOT I WILL COME RIP OUT UR SKULL RIP UT CLOTHES OF AND POST U ON A POLE ONA CLIFF AND EVERY DAY A RAVEN COMES AND EATS UR LIVVER AND IT IS 999999999999x THE PAIN!!!
MartzMimic 4 weeks ago
theyll probably fit on a dolley
annabananan5 4 weeks ago
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dont eat while watching brian regan... u will choke
AleahStrauss 1 month ago
Its not girth itd girthen
gems858 1 month ago
GIRTH!:B
TheTko60 1 month ago
I NEED 10 BOXEN OF DONUTS AND SOME MOOSEN FROM THE WOOD!WOODEN!WOODIS!
TheTko60 1 month ago 8
Girth?
lindaron93 1 month ago
does any one else notice that there are only 6 boxes...?
AleahStrauss 1 month ago
@AleahStrauss BOXEN
luvRchococake11 1 month ago in playlist Brian Regan Stupid in school
I think proper grammer would be boxen, duh.
MrMandude365 1 month ago 36
I love how the boxes are labeled "Brivolbn7q"!!!
jes381990 2 months ago
well do you have a bathroom scale?
yes but it will COVER UP THE NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!
theridley701 2 months ago
omg i <3 brian regan!!!!!!=D
neongurl2 2 months ago
Slow Down Professor
35muf 2 months ago in playlist Brian Regan videos
DANG IT! I can't see the NUMBERS!!!!
SuperHamsterhuey 2 months ago
20 people actually saw the NUMBERS!
MrRedvines24 2 months ago
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blakebiggie 2 months ago
im doin this for speech!!!
CubbyHommered10 2 months ago
"well,i don't know what the weight is,and.....i don't know what girth means.....so now what's the procedure?"
LMSrocks33 2 months ago
@Princess23Tutu23 gerth
SciaticClan 2 months ago
My global studies teacher told us this last year.. word for word, and tried to pass it off as something that happened to him.. haha he failed.. cause, no lie, every person in the classroom knew it was Brian Regann..♥
OMGsquirel26 2 months ago
brian regan only portrays the idiotic public that populates the earth today in this skit.
highwaytonowhere1 2 months ago
wtf's a gerth unit?
Emilyrocks12356 2 months ago
idk if this guy tried this himself cause u still can't see the NUMBERSSSSS
stormcenter21212 3 months ago
Three GERTH UNITS!
Thefurchild1204 3 months ago
....So what is girth....?
Princess23Tutu23 3 months ago
you cant see the numbers
sfkeenan 3 months ago
19 people need to call ups ask them how many brains they have and what the weight and the girth is.
HARDHEADHOMER 3 months ago in playlist HARDHEADHOMER's favorites
19 People Know Wha A Girth Was. xD
OXxYourxMomxXO 3 months ago
....Just dis-batch the truck...
Ilovejesus867 3 months ago
YOU still can't see the NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!!
1972sandygee 3 months ago
Its gunna cover up tha NUMBER!!!
Ilovejesus867 3 months ago
3 what?
3............ GIRTH UNITS
MrTommytom2000 3 months ago
"Do you have a bathroom scale?"
"Ya but if I put the box on the scale its gonna cover up the NUMBERS!"
rofl this guy is so funny
EpicBob2000 3 months ago
funny think is this happened to me too, and my name IS Brian XD
blaster00000 4 months ago
@TivaNCIS9 Or, it doesn't. The "b" and the "n" are missing.
karaoke99 4 months ago
So now wats the procedure........
SistaLuv4 4 months ago
i can see the NUMBERS !!!!!!!!!
amberthesuperfox 4 months ago
i laughed every time he said numbers
camerdog1 4 months ago
19 people can't see the NUMBERS!!!
KillerRaven10 4 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
JJcheerleader 4 months ago
numbers.
heyitsshae13 4 months ago
soooo funny! Gerth!
smrckaaful 4 months ago
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Mr00001jon 4 months ago
i love how u put da names joke on the boxen
andyanderson100 4 months ago
@brentjam12 1 person can't spell girth
pretorious700 4 months ago
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NYSportsfan87 4 months ago
But I won't be able to see the NUMBERS!!!
MsHappyPerson1 4 months ago
I kno this guys never tried this cuz i tried it and you still cant see the NUMBERS!
reddgirl12 4 months ago in playlist reddgirl12's Favorited Videos
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Sawzigg 4 months ago
19 UPS Customer Care Serveants Dislike this video
knkcarney 4 months ago in playlist Brian Regan Stupid in school
no no its boxen XD
bloom2331 5 months ago
¡¡¡umop ap!s dn
jolibros 5 months ago
yeahh, i have 10 boxes..... no i'm another guy. this is hilarios, and very funny. i can't stop laughing jajaja LOL XD
twilightfanatica 5 months ago
hahahaha funny
MrSydvannah 5 months ago
Funny stuff!
kiyoko28 5 months ago
gonna cover up the NUMBERS
Brokenshard777 5 months ago
he has 3 girthen units
elpollo992 5 months ago
but i still cant still cant see the NUMBERSSSSS!!!
elpollo992 5 months ago
i kno hes never tried this, cuz i tried it and you still can't see the NUMBERS!!!!!
reddgirl12 5 months ago
3...
3 what?
3 girth units!
xboxboy98 5 months ago 28
@xboxboy98 "3 what?" lol Speaking whith a deep tone causing A Varry Quik reaction to his reply. 3 Girth Units! Phew im glad thats over. oh wait he aint talking. uh come Pick em up Please! They Got Tape all up on them.
MikeMendoza101 1 month ago
okay, good bye
OneWayReviews 6 months ago
still cant see the
NUMBERS!!! what am i, mr olympia?? hahaha its Atlas that holds the world on his shoulder smart one haha
Dannan315 6 months ago
what is girth
catcat209 6 months ago
@catcat209
. The measurement around the middle of something, esp. a person's waist. A person's middle or stomach, esp. when large
cloetv12345 5 months ago
haha 0 im not fast enough
ipodlover383 6 months ago
"You still cant see the NUMBERS!" lmao
TheKay865 6 months ago
he has ten boxen XD
countrygirl1462 6 months ago
Ten boxens :o
legemds 6 months ago
the gerth the video speaks to me with GERTH!!!!!!
crazyman9819 6 months ago
AHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!
arorachel 6 months ago
how about u but the box on the scale.... THEN IT WOULD COVER THE NUMBERS
YAllgocrazy 6 months ago
hahaha
dabomb007rm 7 months ago
put 4 cans on the scale and put the box on top that way you can see the numbers
EmoCosplayer16 7 months ago
he doesnt have a couple of boxs. he has a bunch of BOXEN!!!! (there's a flock of MOOSEN in them)
anyone get that? xD
KelleyLOVESYakko 7 months ago 142
@KelleyLOVESYakko i love it lmao
seth382 6 months ago
@KelleyLOVESYakko haha i thought of that that.
morganlynn15 5 months ago
@morganlynn15 (:
its true! XD
KelleyLOVESYakko 5 months ago
@KelleyLOVESYakko lol
joeygh4 4 months ago
@KelleyLOVESYakko i did lol!
andyanderson100 3 months ago
@KelleyLOVESYakko yeah buddy
SlimandOdieShow 3 months ago
@KelleyLOVESYakko
warriorcatsrules99 2 months ago
If I put the box on the scale Its gonna cover up the NUMBERS!
jebmwalls 7 months ago
It would cover up the NUMBERS!
jebmwalls 7 months ago
i love this
legostarwarskid9 7 months ago
The boxes say... OHHHHH I GET IT!!!
nomnomman89 7 months ago
Love it when he says "We need to know the weight and the girth" ....... "Okay, Goodbye" XDD
xXKuromimiChanxX 7 months ago
dont watch this while eating its sooooo funny!!! i choked on my rice
MegaCOOLGUY125 7 months ago
18 people don'tknow what Girth m(p.s. inow thes commets are old just had to go for it!
Mega11253 7 months ago
The name on the side of the box @3:25 should read "BRIVOLBN7Q".
karaoke99 7 months ago
I'm too stupid to talk to you
SuperGodReigns 7 months ago
IT S GONNA COVER UP THE NUMBERS!!!! DUMB ASSSSS
wolfgir599 7 months ago
Girth!!?
saraiprincessful 7 months ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die. im sorry im paranormalsry
linkaswolf 8 months ago
@linkaswolf dude i just fainted because of what u said
wtfchaseramsey 7 months ago
@linkaswolf this thing are stupid and not true.
Dappledvine 7 months ago
@linkaswolf WTF! Now you got me scared im gonna fuckin die!!! Ya thanx alot.
wolfgir599 7 months ago
@linkaswolf WTF?!?! Why do people start and continue chain letters? I've lived through 20. It's so stupid and it scares the living CRAP out of people.
...Post this to as many videos (not this one) as you can to end chain letters!
btw Brian Regan ROCKS
TheRoguewarrior11 7 months ago
do you have a bathroom scale?
Yeah, but if i put the boxen on the scale it'll cover up the NUMBERS
*later*
STILL CANT SEE THE NUMBERS!
ItsMeProductions24 8 months ago
"uhhh 3 girth units!"
karebear727 8 months ago
1:19 i see the quadratic formula! XD
sonicshadowsilver321 8 months ago
brivol the #7 the letter q! thats funny he wrote his "name" on the side of the boxen. haha boxen. i luv this guy!
dizneystitch72 8 months ago
@stanedward
that is the point of his humor!
dizneystitch72 8 months ago
HA HA "okay I gotta go. I guess I'm too stupid to talk to you"
MyBloodyValentine011 8 months ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
scompieie 8 months ago
@scompieie wtf?
TheAotsFTW 8 months ago
@scompieie Are you stupid? Nobody really dies from chain letters, you just annoy the shit out of people. I've already read multiple chain letters, and I'm not in the dirt yet.
MrAmbystomaMexicanum 8 months ago
@MrAmbystomaMexicanum well i am stupid, but it was my cousin taylor who did that chain letter, you can find her in my older vids
scompieie 8 months ago
@scompieie wow chain letters? thats such shit.
questogood 8 months ago in playlist Brian regan
@questogood dude im sorry, i know im an idoit
scompieie 8 months ago
Whats the weight and the girth...OK GOOD-BYE!
Draculauraforeva 8 months ago
ok bye.
TheHTCowboy 8 months ago
I love the name you put on the box, Stardust. I don't know how many other people caught that.
pemdas927 9 months ago
@stanedward He's joking. He's a professional comedian.
bnrshdydvdrtrk 9 months ago
17 people have to find the girth of their packages
1UpMushroom27 9 months ago
"They all weigh exactly 22 lbs and they all have a girth of..........3...."
"Three what?"
"Three....girth units!" XD
sanzotiger 9 months ago 21
you spelled girth wrong
ilikfred 9 months ago
why couldnt he just look BEHIND the box!? LOL!!!!!!!!!
powerwolf901 9 months ago
17 people didn't know the weight and girth.
juicychick427 9 months ago
Couldn't you just put the box on the scale by itself?
AlexKing666 9 months ago
@AlexKing666 but then it covers up the NUMBERS!
jeffnesto 9 months ago 2
Hey now leave him alone, me and my brother almost died watching this the first time :D
HailleysAMonsterXD 9 months ago
14 People cant figur out the girth.
WSBgangstr4ever 9 months ago
I love how he wrote his name on on the boxes with the "correct" spelling. :D
AMidsummerSolstice 9 months ago
so funny
kerbykids 9 months ago
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did u c tht in on the boxen brain it has the name he made in the stand up names thumbs up if u saw tht
BrooksBoy56 9 months ago
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did u c tht in on the boxen brain it has the name he made in the stand up names thumbs up if u saw tht
BrooksBoy56 9 months ago
did u c tht in on the boxen brain it has the name he made in the stand up names thumbs up if u saw tht names
BrooksBoy56 9 months ago
I cried I laughed so hard! The pictures are perfect too! : - D
starbucksfanatic165 9 months ago
See, Brian Regan can be so funny, and not once does he swear. So why must most comedians use profanity to make their stuff funny?
Hildron101010 9 months ago
Girth-
1. the measure around anything; circumference.
2. a band that passes underneath a horse or other animal to hold a saddle in place, especially one having a buckle at each end for fastening to straps running from under the flaps of the saddle.
3. something that encircles; a band or girdle.
Relda7 9 months ago
No I'm another guy! XDDDD Girth units!!!
BluePringlez 10 months ago
14 people's boxes were too heavy.
jjgreen10 10 months ago
so now whats the procedure? That gets me every time!!!
Hypercookiechick 10 months ago 60
"ya put the box on the scale and you cant see the NUMBERS!!"
"go on the scale with the box and I still can't see the NUMBERS!!!!" xD
RikuTskuyomi 10 months ago
rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!
lindsey60wilson 10 months ago
lmbo omg im too stupid to talk to u hahahahaha hahaha why must u torcher me (sp)
sparrowgirl84 10 months ago
i hate when i see a UPS truck drive by in the same lane as me, because suddenly... WITH NO WARNING, he just put the pedal to the metal and drives infront of me and honks me like its my fault... and if he doesnt honk he could just say "UPS, my bad"
Mattowii123 10 months ago
246 is one fat ass stick figure...
LocalKingfor3 10 months ago
"Yeah but if i put the boxes on the scale, its gonna cover up the NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!"
"i know that this guy never tried it because i tried it and u still cant see the NUMBERS!!"
"What Am I Mister olimpia??
3 POUNDS!!"
"3 what?
THREE GIRTH UNITS"
PuppyPawz83 10 months ago
We need to know the weight and the girth. LOL
SKYP1RATE 10 months ago
i know this guy has never tried this cuz i tried it and u still cant see the NUMBERS!!!!!!!!! XD lmao!
CupcakeRP 11 months ago
lol YOU CAN'T SEE THE NUMBER!!!!!!
brietta42 11 months ago
Yea but If I put the box on the scale its GONNA COVER UP THE NUMBERS!
SoRandom31 11 months ago
my favorite part 0:55
oliviaajangel 11 months ago
14 people cant get ups to pick up their BOXES!!!!! =D
timberwolf218 11 months ago
GIRTH UNITS!
TheGhost1881 11 months ago
Girth??
Obiwan2323 1 year ago
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Girth wut the hell is a girth
Obiwan2323 1 year ago
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Obiwan2323 1 year ago
0:47 NUMBERS!!!!
Shenlung67 1 year ago
and u still cant see da NUMBAS
bluemew123 1 year ago
anybody notice the boxen has his name on it. brivolbm7q lol. 1:48
jacobwilly 1 year ago 37
haha
"and they have a gerth of three"
"three what?"
"... three gerth units"
leo7251998 1 year ago
im not a genius but at 2:52 there are 6 boxen instead of 10 boxen. for thos that do not kno what boxen is look at his spelling bee one
Mrantichrist2013 1 year ago
@Mrantichrist2013 i saw it
bluemew123 1 year ago
This joke was already funny. BUT THE PICTURES YOU DREW!!!!!! OMFGGGGGGGGGGG IM DIEING HHAAHHAAHAHHAH
puffyhair1990 1 year ago
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ooof10 1 year ago
1:42 hit it over and over and over..its punneh :3
freezie411 1 year ago
lol hahah we r learning that math
BreRainbow 1 year ago
why dont you stand on the scale weigh yourself then weigh yourself and the box then subtract your weight im goin slow down! hold on professor! i kno this guys never tried this because i tried it, and i still cant see the NUMBERS!!!!!! what am i mr. olympia???? three....gerth units!
iheartamphibians23 1 year ago
why dont you stand on the scale weigh yourself then weigh yourself and the box then subtract your weight im goin slow down! hold on professor! i kno this guys never tried this because i tried it, and i still cant see the NUMBERS!!!!!! what am i mr. olympia????
iheartamphibians23 1 year ago
the professor looks like a wizard
cleancupmovedown88 1 year ago
13 people couldn't see the numbers
Kyon871 1 year ago
did someone take a bite out of the ups guys head?!??!?!?! hahaha
7ChickenFries 1 year ago
gerth wut is the gerth
cain8821 1 year ago
hah gerth!!!
AEblondiechicka 1 year ago
GERTH ??????????
738kathleena 1 year ago
NUMBERS! lol boxen
LuigiMario98982 1 year ago
he had 10 boxen... :)
MrPeanutbuttersauce 1 year ago
um the girth is 3 3 what 3 girth units
barateagles7 1 year ago
13 people couldnt see the NUMBERS!!!!
hlymoly 1 year ago
lol
NicoDiAngeloisAWSOME 1 year ago
0:57 NUMBAHS!!!!1!!
yoshiman363 1 year ago