R.I.P. Bill Hicks. He has taught me so much. I used to always get hyped up when people acted and spoke illogically, to the point that the negative repercussions outweighed the positive. But now I think I'm just going to try explaining it logically to them, once, and if they are too ignorant to acknowledge basic critical thinking, just point my finger at them, say "PIECE OF SHIT!", get into my car, and drive off.
@notemo212 Most people have the same view on the Goatboy stuff, personally I liked it, but I think it went on a little too long, could've been cut a bit shorter.
guys, call me crazy, but I really recommend a man named Bill Burr to all of ya. He is slowly evolving with his material in a very Hicks-like-manner. He doesn't focus on some much political and more on every day-life-stuff, but the older it gets, the more that changed. He is freaking hilarious and has sometimes a very similar energy to Hicks.
@venicequeen34 I find him extremely sexy, which disturbs me a little because I realize he's now a dead guy, but man... if he was still alive or if I had been around before he died... Goatboy rides again.
I love bill hicks, I think he's very honest and hilarious. In my opinion, he's better than 90% of the comedians today. But, I do think that this bit was a little distastful and disturbing. I know that he often uses graphic details in the comedy, but he went. A bit overboard when describing the 16 year old girl. Overall, bill is a fantastic comedian, but I just didn't enjoy this piece so much
What's wrong with it is that even the slightest form of influence from a generally accepted source ( television), leads to beliefs in false 'realities'. How are you able to differentiate your own life with others, when you're constantly bombarded with things in which you should 'care' about (fashion, celebrities, economical status... etc), the pressure from the media is such a threat that it is literally creating generations of brain washed idiots.....
But because something is distasteful doesn't automatically negate it from the truth.... big difference people.
Bill Hicks spoke his mind to a culture full of sick people, whos main form of entertainment was supplied by the monopoly we call media.
Do you know that more then 1/3 of your television shows are commercials? Now call me crazy, but does that not lead any of you to believe that most people are influenced by the media in some way? It's scary.
oh come on, I only said my age because the commenter below me said SHE was 16 and thought this was crap. I was just trying to show both sides, I don't expect a fucking prize for my age and that's not why I mentioned it. Stop looking for reasons to be a dick.
@dmastax1x It says a lot about the kind of fuckwitted cunts who think this prick was the king of comedy that you've been negged down to the point that your comment won't show. I would say the best thing he did was die, but that's bewilderingly what transformed him from a third-rate cuntmedian no one cared about into the Messiah figure some morons unquestioningly take him for today.
@KotowTV "First things first." "You're" not the Archfiend. Second- why did you watch it? Third- If were going to be grammer-Nazis, it should be "That was not funny, in the slightest. Or That was not funny... In the slightest."
@Nautilus1972 So, you’re still going to attack my grammar, instead of giving your opinion of Bill Hicks, and why you are “trolling” on this page. Wow, I guess we can see who has the better life here...
And also, since you seem to love correcting others, I think you like to be corrected. It should be “Ah, the irony that should be...”
@ThePariahLivesOn I am still sooooo grateful that so many audio and video recordings exist of this guy. As long as those exist, Bill is never dead. Literally. Imagine if the 12 disciples had video cameras. That's where Bill comes in.
All of the lesbian sex scenes...let me repeat that...all of the lesbian sex scenes were cut out of that film because the test audience was turned off by them. Boy is my thumb not on the pulse of America. LOL
Carlin is my favorite ever, Louis CK and Bill Burr are tied for the best alive I think, Brian Regan for clean comics, Sarah Silverman (rare because I almost never find women to be funny, but she's awesome), ah....Kevin James, Jim Jefferies, Marc Maron, Russel Peters is pretty funny, Lewis Black for political stuff, so many great ones. Greg Giraldo too, sad... I don't hate Bill Hicks or anything, I just find goatboy annoying, and I was pissed the day I wrote that ;p
alright you need to look past corporate american standup comedians. they say only what america wants them to say. there is no outside of the box. Sarah silverman..you need help. all she does is copy male comedians of the nineties. she yells a little bit, and she does what every other female comedian (except for lily tomlin and Carol Burnett) does she thinks that fifteen year old obvious irony thing is still funny. Get away from these sketches with your corporate puppet self
Go listen to Bill Burr's podcast, I don't think he says one thing that corporate America would want him to say, even if they did have a hand in it, which they don't. You're one of these dudes who thinks there's a giant boardroom where old white guys are reviewing everything we see and hear, and making sure it fits their agenda. TV, sure. But podcasts and live comedy come straight from the guy, to you. It's a free market.
I think there are many comedians that dont let America control what they say. hence Bill Hicks.but in the original comment that I had originally replied to, you showed distaste towards Hicks and showed favoritism towards such average typical comedians, now I dont want to hate towards your favorites, I have favorites in things that arent the best. but do not hate on a prophet then praise the fools
@iceman8067 Your looking at the wrong webpage then... The Goatboy piece might not have been his best but the man is a legend. The comics comedian, and you dont get that name for being "NOT THAT FUNNY" he inspired most comedians to this day.
@iceman8067 This man spit more truth in a few minutes than the goverment does in a few days.He WAS funny,and WAS oringinal.Your stupid little childish comments got you NOWHERE,did you notice that? All he wanted was love and peace,and its idiots like you who ruin this guy.He died 17 years ago,and his message is still relivant today,that means there IS truth to his comedy.He was a philosopher,and knew exacily what he was talking about.Once you grow a brain,come back,then well talk.
Bahaha i love this arguement between scientheism and uiruu... i only have one thing to say, uiruu is contently and ignorantly asleep.. whilst scientheism is intelligently awake and laughing.
@Xenoforge78 Where did you hear that from? MAjestic is an arm of the illuminati, but they deal more with paramilitary, xenopolitics and space mission cover ups, look up "disclosure project" for more info. Bill hicks was murdered because of his material, by the same people who killed john lennon, tupac, bob marley, kennedy, mlk, mj, pincess diana, they're known to use NLP, hypnotherapy to make others do their bidding. Some times, slowly, but surely, as natural as possible, they never fail.
@uiruu that might have been, sorry to burst your ignorance bubble but the CIA has been giving people cancer for quite some time now, using radioactive drugs to poison food, drinks, or even clothing. They do this all the time for political assasinations, a recent poisoning of a Russian KGB spy jumps to mind. Anyway, polonium-210 is a favorite ingredient. I believe Terrence McKenna was also killed this way. Why you may ask? They knew too much and his clout was only getting stronger.
@uiruu now you're just being silly. conspiracy theories have had the long and unyielding history of turning into conspiracy FACTS. and when they do, people just look back and say, "well that was a long time ago". 9/11 was an inside job. You're acting like its the first time the US government has done something like this to start wars. its just another day on the job for them, SOP. They've been doing it since the 30's, Its their MO, say one thing and do another.....WAKE THE FUCK UP.
@uiruu Bill Hicks knows what I'm talking about, you missed his message completely. Hicks is the reason I tried psychedelics and am now aware. Because part of the waking up process is telling society to fuck off. Bill did. I'd rather be lied to than told everything is going to be fine, when its clearly fucked. These days if it sounds like bullshit, its probably true. Because government, by design is evil, its not their fault, not yours either, because its your right to be wrong. go back to sleep.
@scientheism Damn. You're right. Governments are started by evil. Uh huh. Because Governments are just keeping us down, man. The damn US of A is just holding me back, man. I can't do SHIT, man... There out to GET us, maaannn..... All they want to is drag us DOWN maaaannn!!! Even though without government we'd be fucked. That's all there is to it, bro. Bill Hicks would have been saddened by your crazy theories of 9/11 and Illuminati. Don't you think he died of cancer? You will eventually.
@uiruu he did die from pancreatic cancer, as you may or may not know, one of the leading causes of cancer is RADIATION POISONING. bill was a pity, he didn't know what caused it, He probably did, i dont know. Saddened by my crazy theories of the illuminati lol? These aren't my theories. In fact Bill i think inspired millions of people worldwide, you are being fooled by your leaders...so one wolf said to another, "sheep clothing? you should see how effective the shephard clothing is." please WTFU.
@scientheism .....I have no further comments. Anyone who believes that 9/11 was an inside job is insane. I bet you believe the moonlanding was fake too. And JFK assassination... yup you got your doubts on that too, I bet. Yep yep yep. You're either a gullible moron, or a crazy crazy person. Uh huh.
@uiruu i'm with you on this one, considering he was relatively unknown right up until his death, i hardly think he was a threat, whether he was telling the truth or not, hardly anyone was listening at the time, he was a very unlucky man who died very young.
@uiruu hmmppfffft. most people leave the world as ignorant as the day they were born. Thats the problem with people accepting the "official story". If the government says something is good, you can bet your sweet ignorant ass that its probably not. LOL YOU ARE SO FUCKING GULLIBLE. yes, of course your government loves you, and has your best interest in heart, keep thinking that and bury your head in the sand, ostrich. Its Sturgeons Law, 90% of everyone are and will always be STUPID. sorry to say.
@scientheism Look, trusting the government is a bad thing. BUT! BUT! BUT you are taking it a tad too far. I never got why humanity needed to come up with conspiracy theories. Hicks actually did a joke on how stupid conspiracy theories are.
@uiruu umm i couldnt for the life of me find that clip where bill hicks supposedly "did a joke on how stupid conspiracy theories are". If anything, he helped fan the anti-bullshit, anti-government and pro-truth movement worldwide. 9/11 was an inside job, and you're going to tell me that 9/11 happened because "the terris' sumbitches hate (y)our freedom"?? Deerp dee derp and yerp. keep thinking that, americans count sheep and sleep, while the rest of the world wakes up to the evil NWO. nitey nite.
@scientheism Well, Scientheism, 9/11 actually was caused because the terrorists hate our "freedom". Are we an Islamic nation? No? That's why they hate us. You're acting like i'm some idiot redneck conservative asshole... when you couldn't be further from the truth. Same with your nutty version of reality. The government isn't out to get us, no no no no. They may not be perfect, but come on. They are better than, say, China. Or Afghanistan. Or Somalia, for god's sakes.
@uiruu do u even know what a terrorists objective is? to instill fear in the general population. they do not "hate" our freedom they want to capitalize on our fear. and Islamic nations have very little to do with terrorists. "the government isnt out to get us" no not recklessly with guns or anger, but by a far more subtle method. CONTROL. they filter everything within society, Media, schools, Entertainment, and the best one ever... currency
@RhythmicThoughts if you hate America so much, then get the fuck out! Why live under the government you and your nutty brain think is control you life? Take the rednecks with you. And the homophobes. And the mysoginists. And the rest of you insane conspiracy theorists. And the religious. And the republicans. And the consrevatives. If you all hate america so much, why are you still here? I don't love America, but I'd rather live here than, say, China. Where they actually DO control you.
@uiruu do you think we live in a "free" country, watch the news, drink city tap water, cant live w/o money, and believe everything our government tells you? your a slave amoungst society and you have no idea... just for arguements sake, if u got some free time i hope you could consider my point of view (as would I) think you could be enlightened by the following video - The Collective Evolution FULL - my words toward you are nothing personal, you are merely asleep
@RhythmicThoughts I don't believe everything the government tells me. But come on. They have good intentions. I'm a liberal, I guess, and I think conservatives are stupid. But they have good intentions. They're just trying to help the country, just like the liberals. Look man, trusting your government is bad, but distrusting your government is worse. Just acknowledge that they are NOT evil, NOT out to get us, NOT trying to put us down, and NOT controlling the world. You fucking nutcase.
@RhythmicThoughts Hah! Really? You're with him too? Why are conspiracy theorists the nutcases? Oh right. Yeah. Buecause they can see behind the lines. They know that our government caused 9/11. They know that the jews control the world. Aliens killed JFK. The Moon landing was fake. Bill Hicks was murdered. Yeah. They can see the truth. They aren't just deluded, no. Not even close. They're just flat out psychotic.
@uiruu first off jews dont control the fuck in world, aliens didnt kill JFK, and the moon landing was real... i never said any of those things... and i really dont give a shit how crazy you think i am it makes no difference to me... lol ur just some random kid on the internet that doesnt like what i have to say IDC. GO BACK TO SLEEP AMERICA YOUR GOVERNMENT IS IN CONTROL, HERES SOME TV SHOW TO DISTRACT YOU.. LEARN TO THINK FOR YOURSELF MY FRIEND
@uiruu Our government (USA) really isn't in total control, they sold their souls a long, long time ago. Corporations and lobbyists own us. Insurance companies write insurance laws, oil companies write oil policy and on down the list for every industry. Outside of industry, the government flat lies to the public about war, foreign policy, and the effects of drugs (pharm and rec). Never trust them...
@uiruu seriously watch this movie "Collective Evolution" its on youtube... if by the end of it you still believe that its ok, id love to hear your reasons why
no we would EVOLVE my friend - they are putting out these killing games to children called Killzone and making toys like the Bratz for little girls to play with - they're telling kids in schools to think about if they're gay or not
they've given elton john and his faggot husband a baby for fucks sake
@timewilltell7 Hang on... I only saw your "i am self-educated" comment. I didn't see this one.... all this homophobia and I'm sure you're a religious asshole as well.. ha ha ha. That just proves my point man! You one of those "God hates Fags" morons?
@pabelster Really? You think we wouldn't revert back into cavemen? Fucking and killing anything we wanted? You don't know your stuff, and don't act like you do. Wait till you grow up and learn a thing or two about how the world functions.
@uiruu Well if fucking and killing is everything you think we would do without a goverment, then how evolved we really are? then why the fear of unevolving?
@pabelster Government is one of the very top signs that we are evolved. We can govern ourselves efficiently without rampant murder and anarchy. Why the fear of devolving? Because I like government. There are some bad things about it, but the goods FAR outweigh the bads.
@uiruu NAH ! Goverment is there for us to rebel against. Just like god. You can like it or dislike it, but its purpose is to be dissobeyed. Its human nature, to see every restriction as a challenge, you deny THAT and you are devolving already.
@pabelster Yeah. Uh huh. Grow the fuck up. Government is for us to rebel against? How fucking old ARE you? Oh who am I kidding. It's obvious you're tripping balls right now. So when you wake up and go back onto youtube, you might learn a thing or two. That is, if you can remember this.
@uiruu almost 30 man whats the big deal? you think everyone must be just as scared by the unknown as you are? You like your goverment , well good for you, but not everyone does so deal with it.
@pabelster I just find it so coincidental that all the smart people on earth recognise the necessity of government, and the obsessive, dumb, redneckoids distrust their government. I'm seeing a trend here.
@uiruu Just listen to yourself! "i trust my goverment", "my goverment is right", Bill Hicks would make other people laugh at you!
You are making a fool of yourself by putting your trust in something that doesnt give a shit about you or what you are thinking. Even I am more interested cause we are talking, but your goverment dont even LISTEN, you cant chat with it. But its okey for you to be so narrow minded, YOU ARE RIGHT and everyone else is WRONG.
"undereducated" i bet you're referring to conventional education that doesnt teach anyone anything except how to think ... i am self educated and know things about fluoride that someone i work with with a masters in chemistry didnt know
@timewilltell7 Awww... you must feel so special, eh? Why are you replying to my comment? Are you a conspiracy theorist as well? Well if so, then you're undereducated. That's all there is to it.
@uiruu the terrorists were funded by zbigniew brezenski when he set up the mujahideen. china set up by the same international bankers who set up the federal reserve in america and the other central banks throughout europe. constitutional government is awesome. what we have is not constitutional anymore and now we are hurtling into a police state initiated by the "terrorist" attacks. u notice that in libya the rebels admit to having close ties to al qaeda. are we now supporting them? the lies
are quite easy to see. they arent trying anymore because under the patriot act, as soon as a national emergency is called, martial law is declared....which is unconstitutional. sorry im trying to sum up as much as i can
R.I.P. Bill Hicks. He has taught me so much. I used to always get hyped up when people acted and spoke illogically, to the point that the negative repercussions outweighed the positive. But now I think I'm just going to try explaining it logically to them, once, and if they are too ignorant to acknowledge basic critical thinking, just point my finger at them, say "PIECE OF SHIT!", get into my car, and drive off.
Stonerteacher 3 weeks ago 2
I love the section about Basic Instinct 2. I miss Bill, he had passion and we need that in our world.
danum442 3 weeks ago
no, the british audiences were just different then his american audiences. he got a vert warmm reception in britain
johndoe29johndoe 1 month ago in playlist Bill Hicks
There's a lot of people laughing out of politeness in that audience.
sparkyinbath 1 month ago
Happy 50th Goatboy!
264zn 1 month ago 4
Eeee-YOW, Bill!
RURALWARROOM 1 month ago
Finally, the Goatboy piece in colour... I got tired of only finding the black & white versions.
12potatochip 1 month ago
I love Bill, but i don't really like the Goatboy stuff. Maybe I just don't get it, can someone explain why it's funny?
notemo212 2 months ago in playlist Bill Hicks
@notemo212 Most people have the same view on the Goatboy stuff, personally I liked it, but I think it went on a little too long, could've been cut a bit shorter.
trivrock2k6 1 month ago
Whoever laced all of bill's video's with those interuptions like the fire did the world a great disservice.
savageravageunicorn 2 months ago
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Where's the comedy part?
Here's my opinion of Bill: PIECE OF SHIT!
megadethmonk 2 months ago
HURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHUR
Nagneto 2 months ago 3
guys, call me crazy, but I really recommend a man named Bill Burr to all of ya. He is slowly evolving with his material in a very Hicks-like-manner. He doesn't focus on some much political and more on every day-life-stuff, but the older it gets, the more that changed. He is freaking hilarious and has sometimes a very similar energy to Hicks.
Gonko100 3 months ago
@venicequeen34 no you are not the only one...and the Goatboy routine just makes it all the more plausible to find him so damn sexy
tarjalee 3 months ago
GOATBOY ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Love Bill Hicks.....he is my inspiration and hero...miss him and hi legen-wait for it-dary comedy
tarjalee 3 months ago
Hey it's alex jones.
buckwats 3 months ago
Still missing ya badly Bill..Love2all
thom8406 3 months ago
65 people have issues
johndoe29johndoe 3 months ago
Is it weird that I find Bill Hicks sexy?
venicequeen34 3 months ago 10
@venicequeen34 Oh, thank God someone else does!!!!!!!!
jemapenny1993 3 months ago 4
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kateland711 2 months ago
@venicequeen34 I find him extremely sexy, which disturbs me a little because I realize he's now a dead guy, but man... if he was still alive or if I had been around before he died... Goatboy rides again.
sarahewright9 2 months ago 5
@venicequeen34 who couldn't?....
kateland711 2 months ago
BBC showed Revelations the other night on TV and they cut most of this bit out.
20 years on and Bill is still being censored. It's a shame evolution is such a slow process.
fishypaw 4 months ago 5
@fishypaw I have read a lot of youtube comments, but this is the first time I have ever come across a comment of substance.
udooling 4 months ago
want more? /watch?v=672BC2Ewa38
HDEnergyStar 4 months ago
Bill kicked ass. Who knows how much more greatness he would of achieved if he lived ? I certainly can't say.
LordKinoda 5 months ago 2
for a modern Goatboy see
Teeuwen Live in London part 4/8 starting at 3:30.
janvandoedelpuk 5 months ago
Wear you like a feedbag...
uratotaltool 5 months ago 2
you big old shaggy smelly thing!
XtraPibbDude 5 months ago 2
did anybody else hear that really quick orgasmic moan at 1:57.... fucking great
guitarluk94 5 months ago
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I love bill hicks, I think he's very honest and hilarious. In my opinion, he's better than 90% of the comedians today. But, I do think that this bit was a little distastful and disturbing. I know that he often uses graphic details in the comedy, but he went. A bit overboard when describing the 16 year old girl. Overall, bill is a fantastic comedian, but I just didn't enjoy this piece so much
diandracee 5 months ago
What's so wrong with the influential media?
What's wrong with it is that even the slightest form of influence from a generally accepted source ( television), leads to beliefs in false 'realities'. How are you able to differentiate your own life with others, when you're constantly bombarded with things in which you should 'care' about (fashion, celebrities, economical status... etc), the pressure from the media is such a threat that it is literally creating generations of brain washed idiots.....
JLXOutlaw 6 months ago
Was Bill a little distasteful? Sure was.
But because something is distasteful doesn't automatically negate it from the truth.... big difference people.
Bill Hicks spoke his mind to a culture full of sick people, whos main form of entertainment was supplied by the monopoly we call media.
Do you know that more then 1/3 of your television shows are commercials? Now call me crazy, but does that not lead any of you to believe that most people are influenced by the media in some way? It's scary.
JLXOutlaw 6 months ago 5
I'm a sixteen year old girl who LOVES Bill Hicks and found this whole thing hilarious x)
FangedTsuruya 6 months ago
@FangedTsuruya I'm a sixteen year old guy that really enjoys Bill Hicks.
We have great tastes in comedy:D
SkyValleyProduction 5 months ago
@FangedTsuruya great we'll go get you a cookie, you little attention craving whore.
thegamecow 1 month ago
@thegamecow
oh come on, I only said my age because the commenter below me said SHE was 16 and thought this was crap. I was just trying to show both sides, I don't expect a fucking prize for my age and that's not why I mentioned it. Stop looking for reasons to be a dick.
FangedTsuruya 2 weeks ago
As someone who was a 16 yr old girl, not impressed. But "hairy sack of magic" was funny.
RollingLeaf22 6 months ago
@RollingLeaf22 Consider that 16 is the Age OF Consent over here in the UK... Hicks' material also referenced the "Barely Legal" meme.
alcockell 5 months ago
who is your favorite? drew carey? all is subjective ,negativity is always negative.chill out and go visit the price is right website
DRevilfinger 6 months ago
goatboy for president.
OwnedRL 6 months ago
@OwnedRL Here in italy we've got a thing like that! lol
Dark6Hole 6 months ago
Bill was the king!
666FrankBooth666 6 months ago
goatboy is pleased to findz thiz video
BobMookJong 6 months ago
"like a whisp of cotton candy framing a papercut"
jordnthoms 6 months ago
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This guy was famous? glad I missed that part of the 90' s
dmastax1x 6 months ago
@dmastax1x It says a lot about the kind of fuckwitted cunts who think this prick was the king of comedy that you've been negged down to the point that your comment won't show. I would say the best thing he did was die, but that's bewilderingly what transformed him from a third-rate cuntmedian no one cared about into the Messiah figure some morons unquestioningly take him for today.
JonathanBones 6 months ago
@JonathanBones Does goatboy unplease you??? hold on to my horns... AHHHHHHHHHHH GOATBOY!!!!
SrtBuzz 6 months ago 3
@SrtBuzz You're silly and not at all clever or funny.
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Denis Leary sucks goatboy's scaly purple wand.
1:04 Truer words have never been spoken-- & If there were, they surely came from you.
Hicks. 1961-1994
TheAlphaWires 6 months ago 2
@EllSieMovies probably just one of those fools who can't take a joke - offended by one of his many controversial acts.
elgaed69 7 months ago
lone vagina is not good
themooddisorders 7 months ago
@themooddisorders
Why, you got 2 dicks or something?
postalmeter 6 months ago
Well that was shit.
KotowTV 7 months ago
@KotowTV I hope your pointing to a piece of shit, and not talking about the marvelous Bill Hicks video you just saw.
RHSTUDIOS 6 months ago
@RHSTUDIOS First things first. " You're ". Second - that was not funny. In the slightest.
KotowTV 6 months ago
@KotowTV "First things first." "You're" not the Archfiend. Second- why did you watch it? Third- If were going to be grammer-Nazis, it should be "That was not funny, in the slightest. Or That was not funny... In the slightest."
RHSTUDIOS 6 months ago
@RHSTUDIOS
Grammer-Nazis?
FRASIER IS A FASCIST?
postalmeter 6 months ago
@RHSTUDIOS Ah, the irony. That should be ... If "we're" going to be "grammar"-Nazis.
Nautilus1972 6 months ago
@Nautilus1972 So, you’re still going to attack my grammar, instead of giving your opinion of Bill Hicks, and why you are “trolling” on this page. Wow, I guess we can see who has the better life here...
And also, since you seem to love correcting others, I think you like to be corrected. It should be “Ah, the irony that should be...”
RHSTUDIOS 6 months ago
wow, thats a some kind of a sex taboo joke right there, lol
NYCYuGiOhChannel 7 months ago
Wow.....i wish I was born a couple of decades earlier so I could have seen this guy live
ThePariahLivesOn 7 months ago 87
@ThePariahLivesOn
This shit wasn't new even 50 decades ago.
postalmeter 6 months ago
@postalmeter ...
killaspongebob666 6 months ago
@killaspongebob666
Hicks is great, he's the only one who'd amit he likes barely-legal chicks... and I mean barely legal only in certain states.
postalmeter 6 months ago
@postalmeter ewwww
RollingLeaf22 6 months ago
@ThePariahLivesOn I am still sooooo grateful that so many audio and video recordings exist of this guy. As long as those exist, Bill is never dead. Literally. Imagine if the 12 disciples had video cameras. That's where Bill comes in.
warriors41 4 months ago in playlist Bill Hicks 2
A little pink quivering rabbit nostril hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Cotton candy framing a paper cut hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Help I am hurting myself laughing!
petekaz1977 7 months ago 3
Hicks was said to do this stuff to show people that their fantasies, taboos and urges are normal and nothing to be ashamed of.
That was Bill to the core, making himself look like a freak to make the world a better place. A selfless, inspiring legend.
mattfryy 8 months ago 20
WTF, bill hicks is the coolest man in the history of the planet earth.
SuperMorphex 8 months ago
that goat boy skit... wow... need to go have a shower
Bluvs28 8 months ago 2
All of the lesbian sex scenes...let me repeat that...all of the lesbian sex scenes were cut out of that film because the test audience was turned off by them. Boy is my thumb not on the pulse of America. LOL
loveandcoffee11 8 months ago
Mmmmoar father! Mmmmmoar!!!!
xShadowsaur 8 months ago
Bill Hicks number 1 !!! xXx
hippimummy 9 months ago
Justin Beiber's movie.
*Bill Hicks returns from the dead* Piece of shit.
Also, I went to Hell. There is no God, and Satan is a myth.
*evil voice* hehehe
EvilDudeoftheDead 9 months ago
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Piece of Shit
Ok um...Limitless...
Piece of Shit
lol
aaronj09 9 months ago
Mooore, Faaather, mooore, more Goat Boy, Faather. We are your goat children. We too lay in the forest waiting for young virgins to come.
squmak 9 months ago
1'896 goatcildren!
bricktom 9 months ago
so good.
u2bbbe 9 months ago
so fucking good.
u2bbbe 9 months ago
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@iceman8067 you stupid fucking piece of shit
ComplainProfusely 9 months ago
@iceman8067 fuck face pussy ass bitch face turd queer faced hipster wannabe urethra ass hair licking CUNT
ComplainProfusely 9 months ago
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@iceman8067 Go fuck yourself you dipshit piece of shit fuck face
ComplainProfusely 9 months ago
@iceman8067 ok whats good then? you can't just diss him and not say what you consider good comedy
supernoodlerage 9 months ago
@supernoodlerage
Carlin is my favorite ever, Louis CK and Bill Burr are tied for the best alive I think, Brian Regan for clean comics, Sarah Silverman (rare because I almost never find women to be funny, but she's awesome), ah....Kevin James, Jim Jefferies, Marc Maron, Russel Peters is pretty funny, Lewis Black for political stuff, so many great ones. Greg Giraldo too, sad... I don't hate Bill Hicks or anything, I just find goatboy annoying, and I was pissed the day I wrote that ;p
iceman8067 8 months ago
@iceman8067
alright you need to look past corporate american standup comedians. they say only what america wants them to say. there is no outside of the box. Sarah silverman..you need help. all she does is copy male comedians of the nineties. she yells a little bit, and she does what every other female comedian (except for lily tomlin and Carol Burnett) does she thinks that fifteen year old obvious irony thing is still funny. Get away from these sketches with your corporate puppet self
poeticreject 8 months ago
@poeticreject I'd do Sarah Silverman :) lol
SoullessConviction 8 months ago
@poeticreject
"they say only what america wants them to say."
...
No.
Go listen to Bill Burr's podcast, I don't think he says one thing that corporate America would want him to say, even if they did have a hand in it, which they don't. You're one of these dudes who thinks there's a giant boardroom where old white guys are reviewing everything we see and hear, and making sure it fits their agenda. TV, sure. But podcasts and live comedy come straight from the guy, to you. It's a free market.
iceman8067 7 months ago
@iceman8067
I think there are many comedians that dont let America control what they say. hence Bill Hicks.but in the original comment that I had originally replied to, you showed distaste towards Hicks and showed favoritism towards such average typical comedians, now I dont want to hate towards your favorites, I have favorites in things that arent the best. but do not hate on a prophet then praise the fools
poeticreject 7 months ago
@poeticreject Just found out im real sick, probably wont be able to talk to u no more, see ya buddy !!!!
1986mvp 7 months ago
@iceman8067 Your looking at the wrong webpage then... The Goatboy piece might not have been his best but the man is a legend. The comics comedian, and you dont get that name for being "NOT THAT FUNNY" he inspired most comedians to this day.
DJDurtyDubz 9 months ago
@iceman8067 This man spit more truth in a few minutes than the goverment does in a few days.He WAS funny,and WAS oringinal.Your stupid little childish comments got you NOWHERE,did you notice that? All he wanted was love and peace,and its idiots like you who ruin this guy.He died 17 years ago,and his message is still relivant today,that means there IS truth to his comedy.He was a philosopher,and knew exacily what he was talking about.Once you grow a brain,come back,then well talk.
Dude11191 9 months ago 4
@iceman8067 Once you're gone, no-one will give a shit, kid.
TheSlinkyGuyShow 8 months ago
Piece of shit. Walk away. "Is his goatboy skit too offensi-" NONONO! You're thinking too far into it! It's a piece of shit! Walk away!
MnMzProductions 9 months ago
Will someone please explain to me what just happened?
EponymousEvan 9 months ago
I think a lot of women are turned on by Bill Goatboy :)
pusser314 9 months ago
Holy shit conspiracy dudes; have you ever listened to yourselves?
Tasuret 9 months ago
LOL sick fuck!!
lilbromarky1 9 months ago
Awesome!
PtAltmVansanTarr 9 months ago
Pure genius
strongfilm 9 months ago
goatboy = original pedobear
OfftheDeck 9 months ago 73
@OfftheDeck That's actually exactly right.
Natendo64 7 months ago
@OfftheDeck
16 isn't pedo, it's not even peder-- it's LEGAL at least in my state.
postalmeter 6 months ago
8:20
Goatboy is hurt by your indifference.
dcbandnerd 9 months ago
more father more!! baa lol
icpchic369 10 months ago
the "hur hur hur hur" down the mic gets annoying after a while
shinyalbert 10 months ago
58 people have no sense of humor
friendmouse 10 months ago
<3
friendmouse 10 months ago
HAHA this shit is hilarious, this is the shit I come up with and my friends laugh but think i'm a freak. fuck em
Eyebrowless1 10 months ago
Bahaha i love this arguement between scientheism and uiruu... i only have one thing to say, uiruu is contently and ignorantly asleep.. whilst scientheism is intelligently awake and laughing.
RhythmicThoughts 10 months ago
LOL
DrDubTrick 10 months ago
58 people don't have sexual organs and are rednecks.
razorath92 11 months ago
ftw.
razorath92 11 months ago
"Hey look Avatar 2!"
Bill pops up out of the ground
"PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!"
Nagneto 11 months ago 46
good one :)
mastakur 11 months ago
@Nagneto lmao
Rejenify420 8 months ago
@Nagneto Avatar 2? Oh god. Maybe we should make sequels illegal?
EmpathosProductions 7 months ago
@EmpathosProductions : The way things are going now, going to the movies is going to be illegal.
Nagneto 7 months ago
bill hicks was killed by the illuminati, they always find a way to kill good people and make it look natural
scientheism 11 months ago 5
@scientheism I disagree, I think it was Majestic 12.
Xenoforge78 11 months ago
@Xenoforge78 Where did you hear that from? MAjestic is an arm of the illuminati, but they deal more with paramilitary, xenopolitics and space mission cover ups, look up "disclosure project" for more info. Bill hicks was murdered because of his material, by the same people who killed john lennon, tupac, bob marley, kennedy, mlk, mj, pincess diana, they're known to use NLP, hypnotherapy to make others do their bidding. Some times, slowly, but surely, as natural as possible, they never fail.
scientheism 11 months ago
@scientheism Actually, I think he died of cancer.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu that might have been, sorry to burst your ignorance bubble but the CIA has been giving people cancer for quite some time now, using radioactive drugs to poison food, drinks, or even clothing. They do this all the time for political assasinations, a recent poisoning of a Russian KGB spy jumps to mind. Anyway, polonium-210 is a favorite ingredient. I believe Terrence McKenna was also killed this way. Why you may ask? They knew too much and his clout was only getting stronger.
scientheism 10 months ago
@scientheism Oh and I assume that the UFOs killed JFK, and Abraham Lincoln caused 9/11. What is it that makes people have crazy conspiracy theories?
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu now you're just being silly. conspiracy theories have had the long and unyielding history of turning into conspiracy FACTS. and when they do, people just look back and say, "well that was a long time ago". 9/11 was an inside job. You're acting like its the first time the US government has done something like this to start wars. its just another day on the job for them, SOP. They've been doing it since the 30's, Its their MO, say one thing and do another.....WAKE THE FUCK UP.
scientheism 10 months ago
@scientheism Damn. Bill Hicks would be disappointed in pseudo-intellectuals like you.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu Bill Hicks knows what I'm talking about, you missed his message completely. Hicks is the reason I tried psychedelics and am now aware. Because part of the waking up process is telling society to fuck off. Bill did. I'd rather be lied to than told everything is going to be fine, when its clearly fucked. These days if it sounds like bullshit, its probably true. Because government, by design is evil, its not their fault, not yours either, because its your right to be wrong. go back to sleep.
scientheism 10 months ago
@scientheism Damn. You're right. Governments are started by evil. Uh huh. Because Governments are just keeping us down, man. The damn US of A is just holding me back, man. I can't do SHIT, man... There out to GET us, maaannn..... All they want to is drag us DOWN maaaannn!!! Even though without government we'd be fucked. That's all there is to it, bro. Bill Hicks would have been saddened by your crazy theories of 9/11 and Illuminati. Don't you think he died of cancer? You will eventually.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu he did die from pancreatic cancer, as you may or may not know, one of the leading causes of cancer is RADIATION POISONING. bill was a pity, he didn't know what caused it, He probably did, i dont know. Saddened by my crazy theories of the illuminati lol? These aren't my theories. In fact Bill i think inspired millions of people worldwide, you are being fooled by your leaders...so one wolf said to another, "sheep clothing? you should see how effective the shephard clothing is." please WTFU.
scientheism 10 months ago
@scientheism .....I have no further comments. Anyone who believes that 9/11 was an inside job is insane. I bet you believe the moonlanding was fake too. And JFK assassination... yup you got your doubts on that too, I bet. Yep yep yep. You're either a gullible moron, or a crazy crazy person. Uh huh.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu i'm with you on this one, considering he was relatively unknown right up until his death, i hardly think he was a threat, whether he was telling the truth or not, hardly anyone was listening at the time, he was a very unlucky man who died very young.
TheAralih 10 months ago
@uiruu hmmppfffft. most people leave the world as ignorant as the day they were born. Thats the problem with people accepting the "official story". If the government says something is good, you can bet your sweet ignorant ass that its probably not. LOL YOU ARE SO FUCKING GULLIBLE. yes, of course your government loves you, and has your best interest in heart, keep thinking that and bury your head in the sand, ostrich. Its Sturgeons Law, 90% of everyone are and will always be STUPID. sorry to say.
scientheism 10 months ago
@scientheism Look, trusting the government is a bad thing. BUT! BUT! BUT you are taking it a tad too far. I never got why humanity needed to come up with conspiracy theories. Hicks actually did a joke on how stupid conspiracy theories are.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu umm i couldnt for the life of me find that clip where bill hicks supposedly "did a joke on how stupid conspiracy theories are". If anything, he helped fan the anti-bullshit, anti-government and pro-truth movement worldwide. 9/11 was an inside job, and you're going to tell me that 9/11 happened because "the terris' sumbitches hate (y)our freedom"?? Deerp dee derp and yerp. keep thinking that, americans count sheep and sleep, while the rest of the world wakes up to the evil NWO. nitey nite.
scientheism 10 months ago
@scientheism Well, Scientheism, 9/11 actually was caused because the terrorists hate our "freedom". Are we an Islamic nation? No? That's why they hate us. You're acting like i'm some idiot redneck conservative asshole... when you couldn't be further from the truth. Same with your nutty version of reality. The government isn't out to get us, no no no no. They may not be perfect, but come on. They are better than, say, China. Or Afghanistan. Or Somalia, for god's sakes.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu do u even know what a terrorists objective is? to instill fear in the general population. they do not "hate" our freedom they want to capitalize on our fear. and Islamic nations have very little to do with terrorists. "the government isnt out to get us" no not recklessly with guns or anger, but by a far more subtle method. CONTROL. they filter everything within society, Media, schools, Entertainment, and the best one ever... currency
RhythmicThoughts 10 months ago
@RhythmicThoughts if you hate America so much, then get the fuck out! Why live under the government you and your nutty brain think is control you life? Take the rednecks with you. And the homophobes. And the mysoginists. And the rest of you insane conspiracy theorists. And the religious. And the republicans. And the consrevatives. If you all hate america so much, why are you still here? I don't love America, but I'd rather live here than, say, China. Where they actually DO control you.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu do you think we live in a "free" country, watch the news, drink city tap water, cant live w/o money, and believe everything our government tells you? your a slave amoungst society and you have no idea... just for arguements sake, if u got some free time i hope you could consider my point of view (as would I) think you could be enlightened by the following video - The Collective Evolution FULL - my words toward you are nothing personal, you are merely asleep
RhythmicThoughts 10 months ago
@RhythmicThoughts I don't believe everything the government tells me. But come on. They have good intentions. I'm a liberal, I guess, and I think conservatives are stupid. But they have good intentions. They're just trying to help the country, just like the liberals. Look man, trusting your government is bad, but distrusting your government is worse. Just acknowledge that they are NOT evil, NOT out to get us, NOT trying to put us down, and NOT controlling the world. You fucking nutcase.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu go back to sleep
RhythmicThoughts 10 months ago
@RhythmicThoughts Hah! Really? You're with him too? Why are conspiracy theorists the nutcases? Oh right. Yeah. Buecause they can see behind the lines. They know that our government caused 9/11. They know that the jews control the world. Aliens killed JFK. The Moon landing was fake. Bill Hicks was murdered. Yeah. They can see the truth. They aren't just deluded, no. Not even close. They're just flat out psychotic.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu first off jews dont control the fuck in world, aliens didnt kill JFK, and the moon landing was real... i never said any of those things... and i really dont give a shit how crazy you think i am it makes no difference to me... lol ur just some random kid on the internet that doesnt like what i have to say IDC. GO BACK TO SLEEP AMERICA YOUR GOVERNMENT IS IN CONTROL, HERES SOME TV SHOW TO DISTRACT YOU.. LEARN TO THINK FOR YOURSELF MY FRIEND
RhythmicThoughts 10 months ago
@RhythmicThoughts Whats wrong with the government being in control? That's...eh... HOW GOVERNMENTS WORK.
Aaah you nutcases are entertaining.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu Our government (USA) really isn't in total control, they sold their souls a long, long time ago. Corporations and lobbyists own us. Insurance companies write insurance laws, oil companies write oil policy and on down the list for every industry. Outside of industry, the government flat lies to the public about war, foreign policy, and the effects of drugs (pharm and rec). Never trust them...
TheFernist 10 months ago 4
@TheFernist lol. uh huh. The government isn't out to get you. Don't trust them 100%, but don't distrust them 100%. anywhere in the middle is fine.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu seriously watch this movie "Collective Evolution" its on youtube... if by the end of it you still believe that its ok, id love to hear your reasons why
RhythmicThoughts 10 months ago
@uiruu Because you retard are being held hostage by your own goverment, thats why its wrong to have a goverment
pabelster 10 months ago
@pabelster ah. So you're uneducated I see. You'd rather there be chaos.
Bill Hicks would bitchslap you if you said that to him. You see, Bill was smart.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu What? you see your goverment and think everything is in order??? The goverment is chaos.
Bill Hicks would bitchslap YOU!
pabelster 10 months ago
@pabelster Think what life would be like without government. We'd devolve.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu
no we would EVOLVE my friend - they are putting out these killing games to children called Killzone and making toys like the Bratz for little girls to play with - they're telling kids in schools to think about if they're gay or not
they've given elton john and his faggot husband a baby for fucks sake
timewilltell7 10 months ago
@timewilltell7 Hang on... I only saw your "i am self-educated" comment. I didn't see this one.... all this homophobia and I'm sure you're a religious asshole as well.. ha ha ha. That just proves my point man! You one of those "God hates Fags" morons?
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu Hard times are specially good evolving times.
pabelster 10 months ago
@pabelster Really? You think we wouldn't revert back into cavemen? Fucking and killing anything we wanted? You don't know your stuff, and don't act like you do. Wait till you grow up and learn a thing or two about how the world functions.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu Well if fucking and killing is everything you think we would do without a goverment, then how evolved we really are? then why the fear of unevolving?
pabelster 10 months ago
@pabelster Government is one of the very top signs that we are evolved. We can govern ourselves efficiently without rampant murder and anarchy. Why the fear of devolving? Because I like government. There are some bad things about it, but the goods FAR outweigh the bads.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu NAH ! Goverment is there for us to rebel against. Just like god. You can like it or dislike it, but its purpose is to be dissobeyed. Its human nature, to see every restriction as a challenge, you deny THAT and you are devolving already.
pabelster 10 months ago
@pabelster Yeah. Uh huh. Grow the fuck up. Government is for us to rebel against? How fucking old ARE you? Oh who am I kidding. It's obvious you're tripping balls right now. So when you wake up and go back onto youtube, you might learn a thing or two. That is, if you can remember this.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu almost 30 man whats the big deal? you think everyone must be just as scared by the unknown as you are? You like your goverment , well good for you, but not everyone does so deal with it.
pabelster 10 months ago
@pabelster I just find it so coincidental that all the smart people on earth recognise the necessity of government, and the obsessive, dumb, redneckoids distrust their government. I'm seeing a trend here.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu Just listen to yourself! "i trust my goverment", "my goverment is right", Bill Hicks would make other people laugh at you!
You are making a fool of yourself by putting your trust in something that doesnt give a shit about you or what you are thinking. Even I am more interested cause we are talking, but your goverment dont even LISTEN, you cant chat with it. But its okey for you to be so narrow minded, YOU ARE RIGHT and everyone else is WRONG.
pabelster 10 months ago
@pabelster Hah! If you aren't misinterpreting me, I can't think of what you are doing.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu Okey man, peace! I will never trust my goverment and you will always trust yours, thats the kind of species we humans are.
pabelster 10 months ago
@uiruu government is not bad. but massive corruption is bad.
brunotesta 9 months ago
@uiruu
"undereducated" i bet you're referring to conventional education that doesnt teach anyone anything except how to think ... i am self educated and know things about fluoride that someone i work with with a masters in chemistry didnt know
gradually indoctrinated / gradu ates
timewilltell7 10 months ago
@timewilltell7 Awww... you must feel so special, eh? Why are you replying to my comment? Are you a conspiracy theorist as well? Well if so, then you're undereducated. That's all there is to it.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu the terrorists were funded by zbigniew brezenski when he set up the mujahideen. china set up by the same international bankers who set up the federal reserve in america and the other central banks throughout europe. constitutional government is awesome. what we have is not constitutional anymore and now we are hurtling into a police state initiated by the "terrorist" attacks. u notice that in libya the rebels admit to having close ties to al qaeda. are we now supporting them? the lies
brunotesta 9 months ago
are quite easy to see. they arent trying anymore because under the patriot act, as soon as a national emergency is called, martial law is declared....which is unconstitutional. sorry im trying to sum up as much as i can
brunotesta 9 months ago
@brunotesta I agree the patriot act is unconstitutional... if that's what you were saying. I'm not sure if you were even talking to me.
uiruu 9 months ago
Is it wrong if the goat boy skit turned me on?
Llawliet246 11 months ago 43
look at 9.51 and tell me those arent g w bush senior reptilian eyes.."
Gothicfreak88 11 months ago 2
I miss him and what he'd say about Lady Gaga, Prez Obama and this dumb-ass world I live in.... I miss you Bill....
corebare 11 months ago
@corebare maybe he would say" how did we let them sneak in more cnn channels?"
machetey 11 months ago