police officer's on speed

[No1Screw2003]

@eazii2011.......nice bit of English literature there!!!! You thick c**t !!!! Why don't you fuck off back to which ever poor down trodded piss hole of a shit pit place you came from and sleep with your mother

[byrnebyrnebyrne]

Who gave these guys guns?

[No1Screw2003]

Fantastic video, well done lads

[Kookas]

I hope you're not a cop; there's no demand for more racist pigs in the force.

[jayson8167]

it be good if 1 of there guns went off see um dance then ha

[POLICEINTERCEPTORS1]

Thats the extra's from The Bill!! The car behind is Sierra 1 and the ambulance is the one for St Hughs

[dairylealover01]

Rasist ???

[dairylealover01]

Thank you 'blakeyon thebuses' your the best xxx

[POLICEINTERCEPTORS1]

That is on the set of The Bill lmao

[kurt44mg42]

Dear YouTubers,

Contrary to what dairylealover01 would have you believe, the function of the police is to maintain public order (themselves and their paymasters in reality) and NOT to protect individuals from all the bad people in the world including Osama bin Laden - by the way, dairylealover01, how many times has he been killed now?

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

-- Benjamin Franklin

[dairylealover01]

Thank you for admitting defeat.......

Just like the rest of the P.C. gang that can't admit when they are wrong and believe everyone is equal,when in reality they are clearly not

[dairylealover01]

Toptrich,

The way your talking,I take it you don't appreciate the good work these guys do!!!!

They risk their lives on a daily basis to protect the likes of you against those 'bin laden' Muslim low life sand jockeys that think running around wrap in tea-towels quoting man love is correct........

Wake up n smell the coffee,shooting those slags gives totally job satisfaction

[cockrel61]

@dairylealover01 HOW IS TINGS BRUDDA !!!! NICE TO SEE THERE ARE PLENTY OF WRONGUNS STILL ABOUT ,TO GIVE THE COUNTRY'S FINEST PENTY OF CRAP. SO TO ALL YOU MUZZO'S WHO ARE NOW DEPRESSED AFTER O.B.L. WAS SHOT DEAD IN HIS G-STRING HIDING BEHIND ONE OF HIS WIVES ( WHAT A HERO !!!) PISS OFF HOME !!!!!!

[toptrichs]

@dairylealover01 wow! is that the level of intellect you have,,i cant argue with you,,it would mean i have to stoop to moron level..how can i argue with a moron,i could never win that arguement. you have a nice day now,,,(bonehead)

[dairylealover01]

Let's just say........

Thanks for all the overtime!!!!

And the extra holidays,nice cars and 'paid for' houses

[toptrichs]

wankers... makes me wonder where my taxes go.

[hobnobgti]

@toptrichs unfortunately the reality of the video is that these are pretend policemen, which kind of makes it a bit sadder

[dairylealover01]

Mossy we will all be earning our money now,what with these daft 'wanna be' sand jockeys wanting to claim revenge the wonderful and long awaited killing of Osama bin Laden.........

Nothing better than target practising on 2nd class citizens in the name of work

[dairylealover01]

Thanks for your support mossy,

It's nice to hear that the world has not gone TOTALLY 'P.C' mad........

As for those who want to keep on about 'tax payers' money........it's nice to hear your actually working and paying tax rather than 'poncing' from the government......so on behalf of me and the rest of the team,keep up the good work and thank for paying for our mortgage,holidays abroard and new cars.

We salute you

[udontknowme87]

laugh if the gun went off XD

[mossyp18]

Why does everyone pull out the 'great value of tax payers money' everytime the police have a bit of fun.....how bout u lighten the fu*k up, I bet u don't go all day at work without havin a laugh with your colleagues!! And if you do I bet you don't think to yourself 'oh wait a minute, I shouldn't have a laugh cos I'm gettin paid at the moment'. And it's funny how the police aren't at the top of your shit list everytime you need them to help you!

[Michael1918]

@mossyp18 people who put 'great value of tax payers money' have probably never worked a day in there life and by putting that comment makes them feel like they do pay tax.. maybe a bit of reverse psychology.. lol.. and let's not forget these officers pay tax too...

[toptrichs]

@mossyp18 yea,,,of course ..i walk around the office with an mp5, dressed like a terrorist , doing a fucking barn dance..! its what they do that gets me when they do work(collect revenue)

[nibbler032]

thats funny , is that the victory dance over charles de menezes

[dairylealover01]

These guys are some of the best you'll ever have the honour to work with!!!!

So if you can't accept,they to have to let their hair down every so often, then jog on and go save some tree's somewhere or a tribe in Africa or some other left wing do gooder rubbish

[dairylealover01]

Tax payers get there money worth out of these guys on a daily basis!!!!

You shoul lighten up and do something worth while for the country also

[leeroy2505]

nice to see the tax payers gettin value for money lol prime minister sorting it all out now oh yea.

[jameslacey1]

och, give 'em a break, jeez!

[dairylealover01]

Nastyphoenix,

Lighten up, do you never have a laugh when your at work?

[CONNER3497]

ahhh the great brittish arp (armed response police)

[nastyphoenix]

It is all very well doing this, probably at the police station in private, but to post it on youtube shows complete unprofessionalism

[dairylealover01]

@shabzt.......

Bless you my son......

Don't forget your rucksack.......

We need something to aim at,just for the paperwork.......;-)

[Xbox360shenmue]

Idiots

[shabzt]

It was pointing at your mums pussy .... :) boooom!!!

[dairylealover01]

We are proffessional,those guns were aiming some where unimportant,like a mosque

[DoTheShuffaloShake]

@dairylealover01 Do stand up comedy.

[blakeyonthebuses]

@dairylealover01 you spelt professional wrong! you're not that professional are you?

[miniears13]

@dairylealover01 so we can get arrested for being rasist and you go and say something like that !!!

[eazii2011]

@dairylealover01 police got bullied in skl get terrorised everyday use go 2 work use rr the worst jokes ever the rats of the world the scum bags cnt get no worster then a grass so hush up pussy boy an go write statements an get 2 work so we can bully use fuckin jokkes ya fat cunt u fat over weighted basterds go on a jogg use got terrorised in the riots got fuckin batterd smashed an bottled haha maggits

[RIFLES2J]

Legends, i would laugh if one of thoes wepons ND'ed some how :D

[dairylealover01]

Thank you HMSDaring1,

Nice to see someone out there understands what these guys go through and respects that they are allowed a little down time

[HMSDaring1]

Oh let them be, Every prick is complaining about these officers, they are very good officers, what gives you the right to say when they have the right to have a laugh or not, they deal with so much shit, they have every right to fuck about when they want

[cbecks2051]

yeh ok have a laugh yes, BUT NOT WHEN YOU FUCKING OPERATION A FIREARM i have no sumpathy if one of those weapons go off and kill them

[Xbox360shenmue]

@cbecks2051 There on safe you idiot. There not exactly going to have sub machine guns on fire setting on the streets of London are they?

[gotobedandtickler]

Ha ha, just normal and bored like anyone.

Don't let your sergeant see it though.

[dairylealover01]

Ladies ladies ladies ;-)

Please calm down,when was this on the news?

Didn't know the lads were famous

[minimumcheeky]

This was on the news ages ago, they aren't real police simply actors from tv show the bill. Don't panic none of your taxes are being wasted.

[kwvaussie]

@minimumcheeky have a link thanks?

[reksub10]

@minimumcheeky awesome comment

[dairylealover01]

Lighten up soppy bollocks!!!!

Life is to short,these guys do a fantastic job and don't care what it takes to get the right result!!!

So ease up and allow yourself to laugh

[dairylealover01]

Thank you for ur support, shame not everyone thinks the same ;-)

[dairylealover01]

Glad you enjoyed it

[elkyrona]

hahaha brilliant!!!

[dairylealover01]

I know what a Trojan unit is but thanks for the heads up x

[dairylealover01]

Ain't got a clue what ur talking about but thanks anyway x

[chaoticmunchie]

Actors for The Bill. Also known as Push Back Boy and The Porter. (inside joke FYI)

Funny as fuck though.

[charlieiscool1000]

LOL wait are those real officers or just actors on a set?

[SOO16]

Dairylover01 the amount of tax these boys pay i think they pay their own wages..( If they had a quid for every person who tells them that their taxes "Pay your wages!!!" they would be retired years ago...gets a bit boring hearing it.) For gods sake they are only humans doing a shite job....

[BrutusCass]

At least these guys are human, it's good to see this ;-)

[FartMarksInMePants]

not sure what some of you cock smokers are on about, i thought it was funny. i think alot of you need to get a sense of humor

[BrutusCass]

@FartMarksInMePants cock smokers, hmm dear me what an image, lol ;-) Ouch that burns, sorry my sense of humor got tickled there ;-)

[KaOssis]

Watch Youtube video:

Child Stealing by the State

All you need to know about the UK Police!

[KaOssis]

Watch Youtube video:

Brian Gerrish, child stealing by the state

[KaOssis]

Mar 12 2010 By Nick Pisa, Daily Racord.

CHILD sex scandals rocking the Catholic Church are proof of the Devil living in the Vatican, the Pope's chief exorcist claims.

Father Gabriel Amorth, 84, who has carried out more than 70,000 exorcisms in 50 years, said that Pope Benedict "fully agreed" with him in "casting out evil".

Fancy blaming the Devil that dosn't exist for their paedophile act's, hahahahaha. The Catholic Church need's psycholocal treatment, not an excosist, ahhahahahaha!

[Reegatron]

would have been even better if one of their guns went off

[dairylealover01]

it would have been funny.................think of all the tax payers money they would have got whilst off sick in the cause of duty !!!

[KaOssis]

No wonder UK police can't fucking catch real criminal's, because they are the fucking criminal's acting out their job's like the McCann's!

[dairylealover01]

get a life mate,

welcome to the real world.............when you have finished "throwing your dummy out the pram" then come back to us and have a chat x

[KaOssis]

Before she became an MP, Harriet Harman was the legal officer in the late 1970s for the National Council for Civil Liberties. When Miss Harman joined NCCL in 1978, PIE, the Paedophile Information Exchange, had already been affiliated for three years.

What's a matter, can't you get passsed a day without taking out you're sexual frustration's on an innocent child you paedophile!... no wonder you're aging fast and got Parkinson's brain degrade disease!

[Ralph1122]

haha LMFAO

[dairylealover01]

glad you liked it mate, nice to see some one likes a laugh

[floody2006]

Lol!!! Oh and just to point out, ARV means Armed Response Vehicle so the title is incorrect. Sorry, just thought I'd point it out :)

[dairylealover01]

thanks for that..........................­.

[joelwhitaker]

@dairylealover01 just call them Trojans......the met codename for all ARVs

[floody2006]

Lol!!! Oh and ARV means Armed Response Vehicle. Which means that the title is incorrect. Sorry, just thought I'd highlight it for ya :)

[floody2006]

Lol!!!

[floody2006]

Lol!!!

[theshow2k8]

I love cops with a sense of humour sadly there aren't many around these days.

[modelearth]

brill job mate.

anyone who disagree's can sod off its light hearted fun and quite frankly brilliant.

[FLAMEZ8931]

Its great made me laugh, take care Valiant heroic defenders of the people.

[dairylealover01]

what out for these guys in "strictly comes dancing"

[sansome0207]

lmao legendary

[Glumlock]

good to see that London's Armed Response unit are as serious as ever :)

[scarletlancers01]

jimmy 194

can you not make a reasonable comment without using derogatory language(insinuations) tut tut tell me do you have a complex or issues with the regard Met oficrs I am sure counselling could be afforded to you but you must stop this denial

[jimmy194]

Just goes to show they will let any £h1t in the met.

[dairylealover01]

Jimmy !!! Jimmy !!! Jimmy !!!

Is some one tired or just bitter that they couldnt get in ????

[aussiekwv]

Jimmy what is a £h1t ???????????????

[OldManInPantyhose]

Everyone please! Jimmy has a point! How dare these stupid officers even attempt to have a laugh! Have they no sense?! Professional officers are taught to never even smile.

Get a life jimmy and a sense of humor whilst you're at it.

[SAINTADAM123]

HaHaHaHa !!! Your Such A Mug ! Are People In the Forces Not Aloud To Have A bit Of A Laugh Now And Then ? get a life and some peanut butter jelly at the same time !

[0ct0parr0t]

peanut butter jelly time!!

[scarletlancers01]

infrared 567 are you an expert in this detection stuff they look fairly real and with the people I know and work with this is standard humour affectionatley known as "black humour" the sort of humour that squaddies, services etc have you should try it and relax a bit or else your GP may have to prescribe you something a bit stronger than Junior Calpol

[dairylealover01]

hello mate,

love the junior calpol comment !!!!!

but that might still be to dangerous for the boring straight laced infrared 567 !!!!

[scarletlancers01]

glaxhev

I really do pity yoou for being bereft of a sense of humour, your childhood must have been terribly boring. Do you have a phobia of clowns?? poor dear you know you can have counseling you know. On the down for you I hear not all the IPCC have had personnality transplants nd some still have their sense humour in tact. One day when the humoour fairy comes to see you and delivers you your humour package you will understand what this is all about it's called people haveing "FUN!!!!!"

[lightningpete]

love how glaxev says in his comment, he reported this to the ipcc... why? liven up, its like you chuckling a joke behind your office desk or at your workplace... your not exactly going to get fired for it unless whatever they doing specifically undermines, bullies etc a certain group or individual. The IPCC in more opinion 8 times out of 10 are a waste of time and money.

[xboxboff]

i guess coppers do have a cents of humor

[dairylealover01]

thanks again mate,

glad to see people can enjoy abit of fun

[xboxboff]

yh i know

[dairylealover01]

i'll keep you informed of the next appearance of the dancind duo

[xboxboff]

thanks mate

[charlotteholland]

Dutch police wouldn't do such a thing.........absolute disgrace!

[xboxboff]

they are london cops

i would piss myself if he shot himself

[glaxev]

hate to burst your bubble but they are most likely extras in a show or film or something

[xboxboff]

no they are not hate to burst your bubble though

[glaxev]

Any proof

i have reported this to the ipcc and these "officers" will be discplined hopefully

[dairylealover01]

nothing yet..............lol

but keep your fingers crossed, you never know what santa might bring for you !!!

[infrared567]

They are not officers, just actors.

[dairylealover01]

thats cause their always stoned on puff cakes............god bless them

[benster07]

really funny video mate, keep them coming

[dairylealover01]

thank you for your support in this on going chat with the straight laced do-gooders.............

[scarletlancers01]

It's good in these times of turmoil that a human side to the police can be seen infrared567 you should relax more and by the tone of your comment I assume you are also real police so perhaps you lighten up like your colleagues and shown a human side to us the public

[dairylealover01]

thank you cookie,

take it this is you?

did you get away with that investigation, when you re-educated a lovely young man in the errors of his ways?

[infrared567]

no...

[SAINTADAM123]

they are real you dixkheads who you said you cant have a laugh while your on the job ffs!

[dairylealover01]

glad to see we have some support for the front line lads and who knows !!!!

"Britains got Talent"

[BOOTLICKER44]

mmmmmmmmmmmm

[dairylealover01]

mmmmmmmmmm is that a good mmmmmmmmm or a bad mmmmmmmmm?

[spiderselwof]

i recognise the left one off the bill

[infrared567]

definately extras on the bill, they are all telly cars including that ambulance behind which doesnt exist in LAS, THEY ARE NOT POLICE

[dairylealover01]

lightener up!!!!

your far to serious in this busy world

[infrared567]

mmmm noo, i dont know why youre on youtube sporting firearms like toys, pretending your coppers, when it is quite clear you are not, just little man extras who appeared on 30 seconds of the bill. oh and "ARV policemen" dont use thosse bmw's nor do they patrol with their guns in their hands.

[dairylealover01]

scarletlancers01 just about sums you up!!!!

relax more,lighten up and show your human side..............take it you do have 1?

[infrared567]

ok :D, just dont put your cops when youre not.

[explosion6331]

wow i cant beleive how easy it is for someone so stupid to become a cop. and for all those who think this is funny and depend on cops to "serve and protect" you. you're just simple minded... THIS IS NOT FUNNY those cops could've accidently shot someone

[100blades]

yeh they could have shot someone who where laying on the ground at thier feet

[dairylealover01]

"thier feet" ?????

[bosco1013]

they are actors off the bill you idiot

[castles2hire]

This is fake everything dairylealover01 posts about the police is fake this is not real police officers,And when he is tracked down he is in real shit.

[dairylealover01]

lighten up my friend ;-)

[SonicOverlordUK]

Lol, no he isn't this is great! XD

I saw some officers actually watching this in my local police station and they were laughing their heads off! That's why I came to look for it!

[dairylealover01]

thanks for your support mate ;-)

[Daigestive1]

god,i love the uk police and co19, just great, i want to join co19

[100blades]

all you people leaving disrespectful comments about police are pathetic. Its good to see that the police can have a laugh while on duty

[CrazyKid0o0o0]

I agree mate

[cinderella0576]

HE HE HE HE CRAZY

[MarkWilliams212]

funny how the cop on the left still keeps his finger on the trigger

[Craccoon]

Lol, yeah!  " If you make me do this one more time, I'm gonna SHOOT YOU!" XD

[dairylealover01]

your always welcome here ;-)

[adethelemon]

Pity they can't be as jolly when they pull you over.

Nice to see police having a giggle. I hope those guns weren't loaded...but if they shot an innocent person they'd get away with it.

...take Stockwell for instance.

What really pisses me off though is police time is OUR time. WE the TAXpayer are paying for these monkeys.

[dairylealover01]

talented monkeys please ;-)

[Pain2Pleasure]

LOL good one lads glad see you having a laugh takes the stress out of life,keep up the good work on the streets.

[hardman476]

whats wrong with the standard red dot sights then that bloody thing on it!!

[Powell999]

Really professional...

Please tell me those MP5s weren't loaded.

Funny though.

[THEBLUEPOLICEBOX1]

A little inapropriate for an armed officer - what if you had to shoot someone as part of your duty 30 mins later? Having said that if either of you 2 are gay or bi - call me. Hehe

[dairylealover01]

the lad on the left is Bi-curious...........

[shanesaintsfc]

@THEBLUEPOLICEBOX1 So what if they have to shoot someone in 30 mins. They are human as well and are allowed a laugh in their job just like anyone else.

[colley2k7]

lol.

[Sulked]

This is why we never see any cops on the street, their too busy showing off in front of their friends.

[dairylealover01]

showing off !!!

you ain't seen nothing yet my friend

[respecthebadge]

:L thats funny

[dairylealover01]

glad you liked it............plenty more where that came from my friend

[clementchew]

wow are you guys for real or something?

if you are, then I suppose it's a relief to see police officers actually behaving like human beings.

[dairylealover01]

you must have a laugh or life ain't worth living !!!

[co19crazynathanel]

peanut butter and guns who can ask for anymore ?

[glaxev]

apparently his mother was raped by cavemen and the police did nothing about it so he spends most of his day trolling on youtube videos, oh and also he thinks they went to harshly on ian huntley or something

[dairylealover01]

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME !!!!

a classic don't you think but your right,some jobs-worth will take offence !!!!

they really should get out more.........

but thanks for your support

[SA80Soldier]

Red hot! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

No doubt some stuck up SMT officer will look down on this though... :(

[emergencyequip]

All of these comments are being placed and whoever posted this video is returning comment...when infact, these people are actors. They work for Talback Thames at 'The Bill'. That's what the first comment from VPCLX was about..."Deer Park" is their studio.....

STOP IMPERSONATING POLICE with your comments and STOP CRITICISING POLICE...

Regards...

[royalyork17]

dickweed there not actors fool, its taken by a mobil phone

[dairylealover01]

thanks mate,nice to see some one out there has some common sense ;-)

[emergencyequip]

Haha, are you serious? OK, since when do the MPS ARV's consist of old-shape 5 series BMW's withn headlights form a 1998 registered vehicle. TellyCars or TalkbackThames. And to the guys posting these videos, stop trying to convince people that you're plod when you clearly aren't.

You're giving the job and the real ARV officers a bad name and I think I'll take a trip to Deer Park and make a film of my own!

[apwh1]

Are they actors or something?

[Zildjian285]

Hilarious, good to see you guys having some fun. Ignore the anti-police comments, without you guys the country would be a complete mess.

[Zildjian285]

thealuminati, you're a sick fuck. What did your parents do to bring up such a sick child?

[glaxev]

apparently his mother was raped by cavemen and the police did nothing about it so he spends most of his day trolling on youtube videos, oh and also he thinks they went to harshly on ian huntley or something

[dairylealover01]

thank you for your comment and support in this on going argument,

its nice to hear from someone with abit of common sense and of sound mind

[f3llah1n]

If anyone else did it, you'd say they were only having a bit of fun, and these guys should be allowed to have some moreso - anything to take their minds of the job at hand I s'pose.

In any case, every officer over has to carry a gun from day one, so I'm sure these guys are well trained and trusted to be one of the few over there allowed to carry and use the things. Who are you crowd to judge.

[londonbloke0000]

Even though i disagree with the comments bellow saying ALL police officers are not to be trusted with firearms you putting videos like this says alot for his point!the fact is you lot are basic firearms officers carrying "for show" around the airport. And this just shows exactly whats wrong with some parts of the force. Im sure your boss would have your blue card swifted very quick for this little vid!

[dairylealover01]

maybe the airport boss would have took away our authorisation to carry..........if we were airport police but lucky for us our boss is alittle bit more understanding.

but thanks for your support with this on going debate.