Belly vs Penis

[naughtypuppetshow]

Epic furry belly 4tw! :-)

[filipinfrancis]

fap fap

[jmjj27551]

RETARDER!!!

[x3RandomDaniellex3]

pause at 2:34 BAHAHAHA

[skooterx]

SkooterX has viewed this video!

[2ShrinkyDinks]

subscribing to support you.. Go Team Shayloss!

[Tobylui80]

Hey Christopher:-)

good luck to you:-)) lets loose that extra shay:-)

[ftdRaw]

that was awesome!

[ChristopherMast]

I do! I've never lost the gut as a result of the bike riding, though... it's more "endurance" than aerobic though. Maybe I should join a spin class :)

[WillRShayLoss]

Good luck, man!

[whatsapanini]

good luck

[darkrai081]

he got man boobs

[aajmw]

You know, it takes guts to do something like this. Thanks!

[Shitspawn]

What the hell man

what

the

hell

[SarahhRUSH]

Thanks. I'm now fearful of talking bellybuttons.

[2ThousandAnd9]

You're gonna do awesome!

[TheZarbodShow]

I think your tummy forgot to shave this morning.

[supersonic1668]

true. it is hairy.... but a little funny

[MikaForTheLose]

This was awesome!!!!

[rendereduselesspro]

I'm repulsed and Horrified, and yet I can't look away!

[JimmerSD]

Damn that hurt! LOL!

[ChristopherMast]

Belly will be gone by spring if it kills me.

[BeefyBelly]

Chris youve put on some weight! Looks great on you

[ChristopherMast]

We'll agree to disagree about the "looks great" thing :)

[ralfonzo83]

Beautiful. And two good reasons to turn gay.

Wait, did I see boobs??

[ChristopherMast]

The term is "moobs."

[ebiannah]

I, uhhhhhh, ummm, yeah. Good luck with that.

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks :)

[andymooseman]

Why is it we always gain inches in the wrong places?

[ChristopherMast]

I KNOW, right?!

[IAGuy06]

I resemble that remark.

[ChristopherMast]

Yep. Me too!

[vjm1234]

That is so disturbing I don't know where to go with it from there ..... lol. SmileyD

[ChristopherMast]

Really?  :)

[P00P0STER0US]

I'm picturing you having shaved a reverse beard in your belly. Like, the blank spot where the beard would be. Someday I'll have to answer for my time on earth, and I'll be shown crotch shot after crotch shot from your videos and someone will point out how many children starved while I was looking at your crotch and I'll be sent to hell for being useless.

Thanks CM. Thanks for sending me to hell. Merry Christmas.

[ChristopherMast]

Merry Christmas to you too :)

[CommentorX]

P00P, what do you mean SENT to hell? You just watched a 42-year old fat man's crotch while he drew eyes on his stomach and talked to you through it.

You're already there, my friend. Welcome to hell. Try the fish.

[ChristopherMast]

I LOVE IT!!!

[captainfury2007]

This was epic!  But I would rather see your belly than your penis.

[sunsetlover]

@captainfury2007 speek for your self, I would rather see the penis than the belly

[ChristopherMast]

Most vote for "neither."

[peron75]

hot

[ChristopherMast]

I was once as skinny as you, believe it or not...

Proving it in my next video!

[kirtneill]

Lol. Sexy.

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks :)

[Valgal8642]

i bet ur a rapeist go rape some one u freak

[TigerlilyCO2007]

Oh my!

[ChristopherMast]

Lions? Tigers? ...oh... you're calling me a "bear," aren't you?

[kenrg]

Holy Crap! You're fatter than I am!

Oh, and that BeaArthur video was Excellent - Thanks for the link!

[ChristopherMast]

I AM fatter than you are... pretty much every one of our little YouTube gang, in fact.

[CathyAnxiety]

I'm a little creeped out...

[ChristopherMast]

Then my job is done here

[anakin1814]

Frickin' awesome!!!

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks!

[ChristopherMast]

No... seriously!

[CinderFNRella]

LMAO... I loved this video

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks :)

[nerdfighter4]

I think that belly is sexy. Tell us the story of the girlfriend. How did you meet and stuff?

[ChristopherMast]

I met her at a gay karaoke bar. Seriously.

[tonjesml]

@nerdfighter4 I feel that since I was in san fran at the time...that my obvious good luck in love rubbed off on him, amongst other things.

[ChristopherMast]

Speaking of what rubbed off... THAT FUCKING CREAM YOU GAVE ME DID NOT GET RID OF THAT RASH!!!!

[nerdfighter4]

@tonjesml I'm sure your good luck did rub off on him. He has a Gf now RIGHT? I know the right person for you will come along anytime now. You are GORGEOUS and and sing like an angel. ANd anyone who doesnt see that about you right away is a lame fucktard.

[ChristopherMast]

Good luck on the challenge.

[missdivinestalls]

Gracious! :D

[ChristopherMast]

hehe

[fehquig]

Are you sure you want to lose that belly? It has personality :)

Lots of luck...

[ChristopherMast]

Yeah, but it's an asshole.

[x1y1l1e1m]

hahahahha nice.

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks :)

[abbyroadme]

Good luck!

dork

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks.

dork

[BGenerous]

Good luck man!

You still vegetarian?

BTW, all through this video this keep running through my mind: "That which is seen can never be unseen." :P

[ChristopherMast]

I only did the vegetarian thing for a month, but right now I am almost vegetarian... pretty much the past week... I've had some beef consomme (is that how it's spelled?) though.

[qiranger]

It's just about portion control... Bye-bye Belly!

[ChristopherMast]

Portion control and exercise, yep.

[479Lucy]

OOh you know what? I like a man with some belly on him.... some torque ;) the other is just details. When they say size doesn't matter, who says they are talking about the family jewels?

[ChristopherMast]

They aren't. I'm happy with what's there, but I've surely got at least an inch to gain.

[kingbooforums]

the thumbnail looks like a vagina or a doughnut, not sure which yet.

[ChristopherMast]

Both.

[mockjunkie]

Yeaaaaaah buddaaay! (Ronnie Coleman voice)

Good luck to you man. Winning that $500 would be a good bonus to a job well done.

[ChristopherMast]

Even if I don't PLACE, if I lose the weight, I've won.

[hallbe]

They say...Every time a belly laughs, a penis loses seven!

[ChristopherMast]

Umm... Yikes (?)

[DanceExperiment]

Belly better be nice or it could find itself lyposucked quite quick now a days !

Frankly if i had a penis i'd wanna make sure i can see it... less carbs and more sit ups should be a good start ; )

[ChristopherMast]

@DanceExperiment HaHAHA! THANKS! :) Oh, and I work surgery so I've seen a few liposuctions... takes a lot of maintenance afterward not to look like Tara Reid, haha.

[DanceExperiment]

yeah phys ed teacher who was a little weird made us watch a video of it in College, she did make a good point, I think all of the girls in that class do their sit ups regularly still today (eww at the little blade with the vaccum sucking thing hooked on it)

and lmao at surgeries gone wrong it is amazing how many people don't give themselves the time to heal, care after surgery is half the job I would think. Tara Reid isn't invincible to that! I guess she found out the tough way

[OhCurt]

Yo belleh be cockeyed!

[ChristopherMast]

That's what SHE said!

[kokohawk]

OMG! This didn't come in the middle of the night! Now is this for tonight or making up for last night? (that's what she said) Good luck on getting rid of those extra pounds! You can do it!

[ChristopherMast]

Yeah... I was not feeling well last night (or this morning) so no video. This is actually EARLY, haha...

[Lilylulay]

lol Good luck, Christopher

[ChristopherMast]

@Lilylulay Thanks!  :)

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Christopher.

So you suffer from Dickdo?

You know,your stomach sticks out farther than your Dick do?

[ChristopherMast]

@Blargaldalien I thought it was called "DickyDoo"

[Blargaldalien]

East coast,Dickdo

[TehChaps]

Im on east coast, i call it DickyDoo