Stoned Jesus - Black Woods

[BlOodCode420]

nice



[snailyboy66]

This is the same riff as Electric Wizard's Electric Wizard!

[manwhassup1]

@snailyboy66 Perhaps they could join forces and become:'Stoned Electric Jesus Wizards'

[haytionette]

Great man. Jesus was in stoned black sabbath.

[BrechPro]

Stoned Jesus? Okay I need to hear this.

[manwhassup1]

Man, I just stared at my floor for 11 minutes, 47 seconds... WTF?

[skateinpeace69]

@manwhassup1 oh the wonderful effects of marijuana

[ThomasHA1982]

@manwhassup1 yes... but in the good way! ;-)

[TheKnives777]

I slowed down a monster magnet album and it sounds like this

[nono576]

this is the type of music you blast in ur car with ur friends after u just smoked 30 bowls.

[eliteblast]

@nono576 HELLO HERE I AM LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT

[RumSodomyLash]

This is awesome. Does anyone know what label put out the record/where I could buy it?

[realf1rme]

fuckin bass...pump that shitup



[GroovemindRock]

Sabbath influenced, amazing Song! By the way, for me, sabbath was the first and purest stoner... in some way... 

[Sphincterviolator]

This is actually pretty chill

[AfroMan5900]

hahaha, hints of Children of The Grave near the end...

[lukas1051]

I didn't have a clue what sort of music this would be when I saw it in suggestions, but I clicked on it because it was 11 minutes long and the band were called Stoner Jesus.

[Axellson]

@lukas1051 I definitely had and Idea

[Azurerize]

Haha +37 if your high!

[crazyacesSYSTEM]

STONED JESUS +26



[DrOprahVonPenishat]

Remember when stoner was a breath of fresh weed laced air? Yeah, me too.

[igorlocker]

stoned like a muh'fucka...

[freddyfoxbitches]

im stoned and loving this shit as we speak !!!!

[ObsceneRecords]

i came here for a girl, i didn't found her, i must find her...she's lost in the sound of one of this songs, must save her mind to win her heart

[gowiththat]

@ObsceneRecords Ahahahahahah! Good luck with that, but i believe you're now a "Forever Alone" guy. ahahahahahaha

[TheBlargh69]

stoned and this tune makes me feel like a machine.

[Qutrub]

WOW!!

[konsoliero]

sounds like "killing yourself to live" and its so great

[ketsubansama]

Oh my fucking god's holy shit, this is awesome while stoned

[syntheticskull]

Reminds me a bit of Sleep. Fucking heavy \m/

[nessingom]

sounds like stoner black sabbath

must say, this is really really good

[blackchainsbass]

@nessingom Black Sabbath was a group of stoners.

[nessingom]

@blackchainsbass let me rephrase myself, its like someone took orange goblin and got ozzy to sing there

[herodesh]

@blackchainsbass still is!

[MeanStreet93]

O-o! This guy sounds like Ozzy!! The guitar sounds like Tony Iommi!!

I love Black Sabbath! It's like listening to Sweet Leaf and N.I.B. at the same time!

[MrRush1974]

sounds like early Sabbath and the singer sounds a lot like ozzy in the early 70's.

[CrypticChaos333]

so sabbath and electric wizard, not bad though

[cmbankester]

Sounds like Sabbath at the end.

[ApocalypticWarhammer]

I kinda love the name of this band.

[morbidgod]

This is badass... Way better than Electric Wizard.

[mat14s10]

@morbidgod uuuh, don't know about that

[AmberPeddy]

right on

[ratsofdeathskateteam]

stoned outa my mind

[HAMBAMM]

killer

[Vlogboiiz]

black sabbath anyone?

[grandpapa10]

hands up ! dopest dope i ever....smoked ?

[PanterAklc]

JEBO TE BOG OVO JE ZAKON :D

[ppatrikfromEST]

awesomely deep! greetings from Estonia.

[SimpleExplodingMan88]

Stoned Jesus, Fuck yea!!

[thatguy13346]

if this band turns out to be christian i would be very depressed

[rebbeshort]

@thatguy13346 I agree. ICP turned out that way. Disappointing and depressing all rolled into one. Oh well, at least Bad Religion stayed true.

[Daemonarch2k6]

3 people here will end up in hell!

[IamSnoogans]

Dammit, if this isn't the coolest music I've stumbled upon in a long time. Fucking sweet!

[OnTheEString]

i'm on the stoned side of youtube again

[NervRulz]

@OnTheEString ..and the best one too.

[JoshThaJew]

@OnTheEString its the best side of youtube no debate

[spartank17]

@OnTheEString but in the best side dude!!

[woodoo003]

@OnTheEString stoned side best side*

[fakecrayonz]

@OnTheEString What's wrong with being stoned?!

[OnTheEString]

@fakecrayonz okay i should say: "i'm happy to be on the stoned side of youtube again" :D

[fakecrayonz]

@OnTheEString What are you gay?! ahaha I'm jeeeeeest Keeeeedding...

[taintedegotrip]

@fakecrayonz you stoner lol

[caliindica]

KUSH IN UKRAINE??????Thats sick as fuck

[c0smicharlie]

lol they got kush in ukraine? this band really rulez guys

[TheEsoteric0rder]

@c0smicharlie

Where there's people.. there's weed. Period....

[c0smicharlie]

@TheEsoteric0rder I hoped this was true man...

[smurftojohn]

Merry xmas stoned jesus

[ChoirofWolves]

@CCCPSimbirsk yarrrr but I was more making a sleep weedian reference than actually quoting something historical, although i'd never turn down hasjiesj.

[10TORMENTOR]

this souns like black sabbath so much fucking stoned

[wfjskx]

Sounds like Black Sabbath.

[Sonarman]

420 likes. PLEASE NOBODY CLICK "LIKE".

[Kps7s7s]

This sounds like ozzy singing!

[dasadopeboy]

naaaaaanaananaaaaaaanananaaaaa­a!

[tattooedwetback]

It's like Black Sabbath's twin emerged from the Ukraine. I'm diggin' this fo' sho.

[ChoirofWolves]

@nzeexruos follow the smoke to the riff filled land, Jerusalem, the holy land, where the hessians have smoked green and yellow to black for thousands of years.

[CCCPSimbirsk]

@ChoirofWolves hessians are german soldier during the independece war of the usa... and since germans are not really a big fan of weed, i hardly believe that they smoked pot in jerusalem.

id rather go to india, and smoke hasjiesj and shiva till i drop.

[ride2wheeled]

This is some heavy music. Never heard this group before, but I'll be searching for more of them in time. The art work on the cover is awsome too. Thanks for the chance to hear these guys. Love your show, and I'll be sampleing your channel later.

[Genozid30]

I love it <3

[TimBuktu666]

If I ever see my elementary religious teacher again I show him this to tell him he was right!!

[RythymBeast]

Good tunes but such an ignorant name

[crackmunch]

@RythymBeast Ignorant of what you twat?

[RythymBeast]

@crackmunch Who the fuck are you? Go troll elsewhere.

[fuzzyrockify]

that riff, is masterful

[PigShadowKan]

best band name ever

[Hovenaut]

Hot damn, this is bongtastic.

[glassharmonics]

as much as I like the sound I wish bands that had this talent would branch out and create some new riffs rather than jam all the famous riffs into a track.

[MegaGOREGASM]

Jesus Christ I want to fuck something!

[CCCPSimbirsk]

@MegaGOREGASM you have a right hand...

[TubobRainbowUnicorn]

this is ear candy in hell

[HeroinForever]

I'm not even stoned (yet) and I feel like Jesus. Dick like Jesus permanently.

[TimBuktu666]

if only the 2012 Black Sabbath album would sound like this.... ...

[LovelyTHC]

drop out of life, with a bong in hand.

[headundead]

STONED SABBATH?????

[HAMBAMM]

@headundead sabbath is stoned

[Ballisticob]

damn this shit perfected the riff

[windysan]

Move over bacon. Now there's something meatier !

[bladderpains]

meatier than a beef baguette

[ldlemos]

@1:27 wow. 

[Quickmood]

Now I know how Jesus walked on water....he was stoned!, just like he's mates!....It makes more sense now...cuz I didnt realy get it before...I mean "walked on water"...

[kiaika86]

good ...but so similar to sabbath

[mukigero]

resurected sabath...nice

[Smokesdankweed]

SHEET IM HIGHHG

[qw27]

I must get better at bass!!

[doom696mented]

This is so great to hear some excelent eastern european stoner doom. Keep it stoned, guys ! Respect from Romania !

[cavs608]

@doom696mented hows the weed over there in Romania?

[doom696mented]

@cavs608 It's great. But you know... it's bought from abroad.

[cavs608]

@doom696mented oh thats kool. im from macedonia but i was never there to try the weed there and romania is kinda close to macedonia so i was wondering lol :)

[doom696mented]

@cavs608 When you're in Romania it's kinda like "hey, man can you help with something?", "of course, just say when", "well, tomorrow. what country is it from?", "it's very hard shit, man, it's from abroad; it will fuck you up good", "great!". You understand what I mean ? lol . It's cool, you know, but as in all country where weed is illegal, you have to be very careful not to be caught by the police.

[doom696mented]

@cavs608 as in all countries*

[myMom465]

STR8 MARIJUANAAAAAAAAAA !!!!

[Brainconvulsion]

Awsome song!!!

[perrottafamily1]

Ozzy's long lost cousin!

[420MONK]

im so HiGH!!!!!Stoned SaTaN

[iamnotnate]

This is rad!

[DOOMERSANDSKULLS]

9:22 bonus awsome FUCK YA

[MrRoadkill65]

good song/group. found them off a free mp3 compilation from amazon

[krautroxs]

Yeaaaahh!!

[gd1035]

this song just keeps going off, wonder how good the herb in the ukraine is

[facerapedogblood]

damn



[sam3gw]

its unreal how much i love this song

[kingxciter]

Why Can't we all just get a bong?

[HypnoseElectrique]

@kingxciter i got one next to me !

[kingxciter]

@HypnoseElectrique Pass it! =)

[kingxciter]

@HypnoseElectrique haha awsome! Got one too :D

[HypnoseElectrique]

@kingxciter ahahaha :)

[Oisterboy]

I love bands like this, because I can listen to a new song and not have to keep coming back to youtube every 2 minutes to change the song. Real songs are 10+ minutes long hahaha :P 

[tomek92pl]

dont tell me i hear ozzy... or do i?

[enigmaPL]

@tomek92pl similar, but i doubt its actually him

[tomek92pl]

@enigmaPL nom to ze to nie on to sie domyslilem :) to bylo pytanie retoryczne.

[enigmaPL]

@tomek92pl aha, no bo wygladalo innaczej.... ale jusz spoko =) hehe

[tomek92pl]

@enigmaPL dobra, "już" spoko :)

[cosmicsuperstrong]

this song is absolutely fucking awesome

[weedsabbath]

fire iT .

[boogeyman85k]

Stoned GEEZUS! Молодцы, мужики! :)

[xgorebreath]

yup.

[giagiaprezoni]

FUCKING SABBATHIAN-SLEEPIAN-WEEDIAN RIFFAGE!

[FONEternal]

Vocalist sounds too much like Ozzy for my taste, but I still find this to be a cool song.

[MrKarpator]

@FONEternal you make it sound like it's a bad thing to sound like ozzy :/

[FONEternal]

@MrKarpator It's not a bad thing, but I prefer uniqueness in this genre.

[MrKarpator]

@FONEternal yeah i guess you're right :D

[steelwizard]

@FONEternal

How can someone too much like Ozzy?

[NonServiamGate13]

Jesus used to get high listening to this!!Cheers from Greece!!!

[YoungMommy14]

@NonServiamGate13 I think Jesus actually played bass on this track....

[SoundboyEric]

So after being up 3 days because of adderal, the whole time smoking copious amounts of sour skunk...I have become the song

[dopeythebarbarian]

sleep. totally.

[mArihuanafunk]

epicccccccccccc !

[JunoKillYou]

its final that nobody should listen to this band unless your high :)

[SoundboyEric]

@JunoKillYou I like this song sober, surely not as much but I do.

Stoner Doom shouldn't really be synonymous with weed, same as reggae.

[Smackenzieth]

me and jesus may not agree on some things,but jesus seems like a dude who i could have a good bong session with.

[coshyno]

this is seriously the best song !

[ScorchConch]

Intoxicating riff - sounds like Ozzy on some some serious luudz.

[remberthisemail]

@metalmaniac are u serious bongzilla? Dude waayaayayaayaya offf

[thanasisslayer]

intro seems like mourning prayer by electric wizard.. Fuckin' love it

[MrKyle1207]

@thanasisslayer electric wizard <3

[Metalmaniac365]

Makes me think of what would happen if Black Sabbath merged with Bongzilla. Really good stuff...

[remberthisemail]

@nefariousgrime this is.nothing close to bongripper

[itsadrummingthing]

ot is ard to tipe wem u r hih

[mrdoom1000]

Gostei do som legal . xd

[mrdoom1000]

Gostei do som  legal . xd

[TheEndKing]

Hmm, I wonder if THESE guys are Sabbath fans, hmmmm?

Good fucking sound, though.

[Unstoppableheathen]

Is there somewhere to download an album for these guys?? Fucking awesome!

[NefariousGrime]

Yall should listen to BONGRIPPER !

[pjautuvas]

@NefariousGrime I don't like Bongripper :(

[remberthisemail]

I just discoverd this band.iv been toking to bongzilla,electric wizard,weedeater,and atolah buy this is amazing it helps.me exhale.my hits really slow so I get a nice.thick cloud and @dead09 yeah hate to brake it to you but pot.isnt a hullucenigen ur.an.idot pot is under the category thc I know its the active ingredient but its.also its classifacation

[bostriff]

jesus smoked so much pot...doesn't say much about it in the bible, but he did!

[gorefinder]

@bostriff How the fuck did he manage to to stay that calm when the romans tortured him...he was sooo fucking high :D

[USMHK]

@bostriff no, there it is or atleast were in british bible.. "Jesus Was Stoned" :)

[Nzeexruos]

@bostriff The talking burning bush, bro. Moses was the father of stoners.

[FrederickHamilton]

@Nzeexruos I agree! Hemp has been cultivated for thousands of years, and we all know how well it burns, the innovative thinking that the smoke of the plant inspires - it's obvious!

[Marovex93]

@Nzeexruos The talking bush.lol.there's a sex joke in there somewhere.