Crack Head Street Food - Compliments of the Salvation Army

[ThePit42band]

Lol you sound like bubbles from the trailer park boys.

[papercuts777]

@ThePit42band Bubbles? hahaha Yesterday somesaid I sound like Barney Rubble. hahaha

Cheers

[ThePit42band]

@papercuts777 Bubbles Rocks man. :D Check out our music if you like Rock N Roll. Peace

[papercuts777]

@ThePit42band Will do!

[dawgsolid]

hey fuckhead you shouldnt make fun of people that have problems and addictions you goof !!!

[papercuts777]

@dawgsolid Eat a dik, fukhead and if your so predisposed to help the 'less fortunate', then get off your ass and go buy them a few 20 roks, you mouthy c*ocksukr.

My addiction is alcohol. Buy me a fkn beer!

[krystyna94301]

@dawgsolid crackheads are a bunch of bums who gives a fuck

[jibhorse]

hey cutts. tonys kitchen is tryna rip u off. he's fuckin unfunny and a cockhead. u da man.

[papercuts777]

@jibhorse Ya, truth is I saw his vid and 'adopted' some of his stuff. haha He's good guy, Chris Mast.

Cheers

[MrHomeChef]

When I lived in Kansas City they had a Quick Shop. We called it the Crack Shop because if you went to the counter and asked for a "Special", for 5 bucks you got a paper sack with a Chore Boy, a glass stem pretending to be a little flower vase, and a lighter. You know you're in the big city with that shit going on! And no, I never bought one. I just needed papers and a six pack!

[papercuts777]

@MrHomeChef Sounds wild. "Gimme the special" Gunna get wired. haha

Some places still sell those little tubes with 'flowers' in 'em but there mostly free since 2002. I got the very 1st 'kit' complete with rubber lip guard and screens, papers, candy (for dry lips) cotton balls, a 'mixing bowl' and a needle. I did a vid about it but it was too graphic and took it down. haha

Stay with the beer, that meth shit will kill u and melt ur brain!

[MrHomeChef]

@papercuts777 Yeah, I'm a weed butter, whiskey and cheeseburger man myself LOL! Like the old Hank Jr. song says, ice tea and cornbread took the place of pills and 90 proof. Well, I still drink the 90 proof, and I'll eat a pain pill if it's offered, but I only allow myself a once a week drunk because it just hurts too bad to go any more often than that now days. I could still fuck and fight like a tomcat until I was in my late 40's, but now I've got 30 seconds of fight, and fucking's a memory!

[papercuts777]

@MrHomeChef hahaha Very nicely put. I'll be using that last line from time to time.

[hippygal7]

ok just to finish my blogggggge you are lucky you are safe in canada hahahaaa...away from the old ladies in florida hahahaaah

[papercuts777]

@hippygal7 hahaha I'm old!

[redneckrickemwife]

can i have the pair of socks plz ? !!!

[papercuts777]

@redneckrickemwife hahaha Sure!

[xjoncamposx]

1:15 - 1:29 Subtitles would read: New pair of woolies. New pair of woolies. What fucking street person would be wha wha, what street person ...heh heh would be, wouldn't be com, fuck I can't even say it man, would be com would. What street person would be complete.

[papercuts777]

@xjoncamposx Verbatim! hahahaha

[999124999]

LMFAO, "Im moving to the road."

[papercuts777]

@999124999 hahaha

[skygolf]

shit man hahaha

[Kronikwisdom]

you are so hilarious,

this IS classic,

thank you!!

nice upload

5stars

[papercuts777]

It's just where the beer takes me. hah

Cheers!

[cheesetoes]

this hole video made me lol for a long while!

[papercuts777]

hahahaha

[hanumanji1961]

Weve been missin you Cutz. You know we need our video fix. Im not giving up on you yet. You enjoyed that street food waaaaaay too much tho. I'm still talkin' like you too dont be a fuckin bum; pay the fuck attention (my fave by the way); Hope youre doing okay. Yo cuz in Houston.

[papercuts777]

Hey, thanks fer the words, Tex. I'm doing all I can to get something together, over here. End of the month at latest but hoping for sooner. Still testing cams.

Thanks fer hanging in there.

[Perroquet51]

I was wondering why you hadn't made a video since Dec. 16. This may answer that question. You OK after eating that?

[papercuts777]

hahaha Ya, it could have contained crack head eliminator. I won't eat that stuff anymore. hah

[snarkdetriomphe]

lololololol crackhead eliminator hahahahahahaha

[IIMMortalTechnique]

Don't be a FUCKING Bumm!

[papercuts777]

I'm trying not to be.

[stability599]

We have a bunch of those guy's out in the cold holding up signs for help. Homeless. I gave 1 guy a 20 dollar bill the otherday. He dropped to his knees and started praying. lmao I felt good.

[papercuts777]

Yup. He was smokin that 20 within 5 mins of ur departure. haha

Oh well.

[ConcreteRiver]

Used to see a variation of these things around Toledo in the late 90's, had similar things like granola bars,socks etc but also had a small Bible,gloves and a few cans of baked beans with a plastic fork and a camping toothbrush with a travel toothpaste.

[papercuts777]

There are about 4 different 'kits' they hand out. This was the smallest of the 4.

Peace

[oakeysmokey]

ahhah

funny vid

5/5

[papercuts777]

Cheers!

[mentalshade]

shit it would be hella fun to smoke w/ dis dude.

[stability599]

Who's  here? Anyone online? WTF?

[479Lucy]

CM sent me, dont hold it against me!

[papercuts777]

HAHAHA I've never had anything against Chris. Never really got to know him. Just used the shit out of one of his cooking vids (How to Cook for Broads) for my feature vid for a year. Funny stuff.

Thanks fer passin' threw

Merry Christmas

[OhCurt]

Not a bad snack package.

But, what, no clean needle??

[Mast sent me]

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAH No needle OR crackpipe. WTF. This is a shitty kit. They have better ones from the roaming vans.

Ya, Chris came by to christen my channel with a comment, the other day. Now you?!? Getting the heavy hitters over here.haha

Thanks, buddy!

[stability599]

Yea she had all those corks around her neck for 4 hours. Now she will remember that smell. lol People kept asking her what that perume she had on was. haha A pantry worker and nice girl. So we went easy on her.

[papercuts777]

Yes, gotta go EZ on the pantry girl. WE never had a pantry girl!? haha

Merry Christmas, Bro!

[stability599]

We get a bonus for low waste. There goes mine! And had to do a report. If it was the cheap Heinz kind it woulda been ok. haha

[stability599]

A chick at my work just dropped a case of 50 year old Balsamic. 6 bottles broke. (about 300 dollar's) I made a neckless with the corks from the top of the bottles and made her wear it for her shift. LMAO

[papercuts777]

I would have tore off my apron, some 'whites', whatever and sopped up that costly nectar then wrung it out into a vessel of sort.

Punished by string and cork. haha

[RUCKSACK292]

I saw a street sweller here in Anchorage using a crutch..He drugged himself to the ally way only to start walking normally and handed the crutch off to another man that went out and acted like he needed it after walking normally too...Fuken waste...I too have sympathy for some..Ive taken them food and took one real skinny guy to Dennies for some food once time..Days later i saw him in a ditch @ -20 degree someone beat him and took his clothes...

[papercuts777]

Sounds like the new brand of 'crack/speed' has made it to Anchorage. The new shit is HORRIBLE. You have never seen anything like this shit. The new stuff gives you nasty boils on ur skin and a whole slew of other complications. If I was FORCED to chose between 1 gram of this new killer crack/speed or or 1 kilo of pre 2006 crack, I'd smoke the kilo, hands down and I can't stand the shit!!!

[mvbeckril]

Haha... good vid, love the way ya didn't edit out ya stumblin' over the sentence. Ya know? I have sympathy for many of the homeless that's fer sure... and I do my part donating canned goods.. but it's those ones at the freeway exits (here in the States anyway) that have their "homeless" etc. signs out but always have a fresh pack of smokes or what have you... ok, that's my rant for the day..

always love your vids..

rock on bro..

[papercuts777]

Ya, same here. Freeway Ramp jockeys. Sign in hand and a new glass pipe with-in 3 feet of 'em. hahaha

I tried the life...got too cold and too hungry. Gave it up. haha

Cheers!

[mvbeckril]

Ya know what cracks me up is (again here anyway) that there's never 2 at the same ramp. I swear they must organize and decide who gets which one each day.. I'm sure a pro comedian could make better light of this than I.

[GULFCOASTGOON]

hhaha fuckn 1-800-help-a-cracky

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHA

[stability599]

You remember telling me about the juniper berry marinade for venison? Well my book by Mary Finger, called the Gourmet Cookbook, was printed in 1956. All recipies for venison have juniper berries in it. Either as a marinade or a add in with cooking liquid or rub. Good call my 5 star man!

[papercuts777]

I got lucky again? Damn!

Cheers!

[stability599]

Our crackheads get a bunch of clean needles and some sandwiches along with the socks,,. LMFAO A van drives around Detroit to even deliver. Anyone need some free blankets?

[papercuts777]

Ya, they have the 'full treatment' vans that roam around. This was just a couple of guys that do the 'corridor'. haha

[theodoreknightturner]

we want those socks!!!!

[papercuts777]

Ahh, too late, igots 'em on! hahaha

[pamella6969]

fucking A... sugar shock & socks all in one sac ...crackhead convenience .....♥

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Some cooking AND wey're funny? Ur just full of life, today, aren't you?

Thanks. Oh, and Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year!!!

I got my copy n paste locked n loaded with Merry Christmas! I'm hittin' everything in sight!

[tavolo22]

don't forget the boys that eat no ham!

[papercuts777]

Yes! Happy Hanukkah, my friend!

[boojwahz]

didnt realize crackheads had migrated that far north.

[papercuts777]

We have an abundance of 'em!

[sabbathmusic]

Hilarious!SO these guys al had these so-called "Crack head survival kits?"

"You need one...." ha ha ha. He needs the can of Treet or SPAM!

[papercuts777]

At 1st he held out a pair of socks that looked like attire for the cat in the hat.

Ya, those guys always roam the streets to 'help' the crackerjacks out.

[eastcoastjimmy]

Re- gift the socks to the local wino with a jug and feel good for Xmas... Peace on earth good will to men.

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHAH Good one!

I'm wearing the socks! hahaha I'd better be careful, I'm one more of those bags away from being a bum, fulltime! hahahaha

[Bronwynswish]

OMG! This has got to be the most hilarious of all your videos! Happy Holidays!

[papercuts777]

Thanks, Merry Christmas!

[Goobian]

I enjoy you so I am not mad. But I was homeless for a year and it was some of the hardest times of my life. Its hard near impossible to get a job without an address, phone number and a place to shower. I am grateful every winter I have a warm place to sleep.

[papercuts777]

Been there! I hear you loud n clear.

[tavolo22]

We're all just one mistake away from that kind of life. I used to get pissed at them and shit in the past. But a couple of my war buddies turned out that way. I guess just a little to close to home for comfort. Maybe someday you could repay the dude with one of those homemade bread sandwiches. Peace Cuts!

[papercuts777]

Truth is I went in to the liquor store to grab him a 'jug' and when I was giving it to him, (plus a couple of bucks) they came up on us.

Peace!

[sherbetgirl]

Wouldn't they need clean undies before clean socks? LOL

I can't see the reasoning behind the socks.

Am I missing something?

[papercuts777]

Yes, crack heads don't wear underware cause they need to be able to whip down there pants a take a quick squirt. It's awful!

[WerdnaFaz]

hahahahaha

[ckdoll]

hahahah dont be a bum! and the bums wont offer the woolie gift bags. Apparently a Columbia jacket is worthless!

[papercuts777]

hahahah No, it was the local wino I was talking to and they came up on us.

[stubby0032]

Nice vid man, I like the bums in the city that ask me for money with their brand new Timbers on. Fuck them !!!!

[papercuts777]

I thought the Timberlands were a black thing. What do I know.

When they ask for spare change, you have to mist them in the eyes with Militec! haha

Peace

[tamura808]

wait wait wait, smoke crack and get free food that kicks ass? holy shit and they said that school's the most important thing ever lmao kidding. good vid man.

[papercuts777]

Forget school. take 'er to the streets. That's where all the free shit is!

Cheers!

[GHarrisonNunes]

I know a white dude that almost got his ass kicked by a crackhead who mistook the symbol on his Colombia coat as a swastika, back in the late 90s...Just thought it was funny you mentioned that. lol

[papercuts777]

The crackhead is pretty sharp to pick up on the swastika thing. Maybe crack makes some people smarter. haha

[GHarrisonNunes]

it was a FUCKED UP dude, that had a bone to pick with a guy that had more than he had, with too nice of an attitude for the broke vagrant to understand. My buddy still had to punch the poor fucker out, bad, after he spat at him.

[papercuts777]

Yup, u got urself a genuine, certified crack head. But I still give him props for picking up on the swastika thing. Not a lot of people catch that one. I do!

Cheers!

[MrGreeva]

Don't be a fuckin' bum!!! or this is all u get lol

[papercuts777]

I should have asked for 3-4. hah

[phekwig]

Now I'm hungry!

[papercuts777]

I can send u some of that candy?

[fehquig]

I need to go easy on the sugar... I'm diabetic. Thanks anyway!

[anmoose]

Pretty neat little package for a hard core street urchin. It wouldn't surprise me if it's all that some of them get.

[papercuts777]

I know for a fact that's what some of them eat...all day!

[mmdghr]

this 1 plays but the other 1 does not play

[papercuts777]

I'll mark it down. Strange shit going on.

Thanks!

[jdmk20guy]

video wont play????

[papercuts777]

Still like that?

[bingaloid]

your pretty cool to watch you can make just about anything pretty interesting when you want to thanks for all the cool vids

[papercuts777]

Thanks fer looking!

[torontogangster]

LOL dont be a fucking bum

[papercuts777]

...or you'll end up eating this shit. haha

[fractal420]

They should make those snack packs for weed smokers as well. It would need some kind of chips and obviously something else containing high frucose corn syrup.

[anmoose]

ROFL!! For weed smokers, it'd take a family size bag of chips, a half gallon of ice cream, and a can of Hershey's chocolate syrup to make it break even.

[papercuts777]

That's more like it. hahaha

[papercuts777]

Gotta have the hi fructose corn syrup! I get mine in BBQ sauce.

[silverscreamgrl]

A bunch of sugar and some socks. I'm hitting the road too. :)

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHA

[SBYsparky]

DON'T EAT THE........Fuck, too late! That's how they get you hooked, there's crack injected into that food, man!

Cheers, Merry Christmas

[acehydro06]

LMFAO!

[papercuts777]

I took a chance but WTH.

Back at you, man!

[glock10mm]

HAHA they thought you were a crackhesd funny

[papercuts777]

I guess I can be mistaken for a crackerjack. haha

[thehilitereel]

I seen a video once of some guy buying like 500 hamburgers from McDonalds all at once to hand out to the homeless. It's always funny to see the fast food workers freak out over such of a big order.

But atleast you got a free pair of socks and a couple candy bars right? Rock on.

[papercuts777]

500? Huge!

...and I didn't die of some disease created for crackerjacks!

[gwargwar1981]

why the hell would they give the bums chewy caramel?!?!? Most don't have any teeth...lmao

[thehilitereel]

Don't you know what they do dude? The ones with teeth chew it for them and spit it into their mouth.

It's the way of the street.

[gwargwar1981]

lol, i thought that they freebased it then shot it up or swallowed it.

[thehilitereel]

Probably. But with the way things are with the economy these days, we all may be out on the streets.

Gotta do what you have to do to survive I guess.

[papercuts777]

Fucking hilarious, the 2 of you. hahahaha

Yes, commit the recipe to memory. U'll need it to survive!

[Gopedanarchist]

Fuckin bums are getting feed better than me. You know what i had to eat last night? Some dried out crappy vegitarian lomein with bad onions. I took one bite and handed it back to the fucking counter.

[papercuts777]

Aw, man! Ya, ur the vegetarian. Should of had the spicy tofu with chilie sauce.

[popebenadict16]

i would have swapped it for some street drink.

[papercuts777]

Street Drink!

[RationalDischarge]

With all that candy and fruit juice, that care package should have included a new toothbrush.

I think we're looking at a grand conspiracy here; a conspiracy to rot the teeth of vagrants everywhere. The only thing I'm missing is the motive, but someone should seriously go Perry Mason on that shit and find out what's up!

[popebenadict16]

lol

[papercuts777]

hahahaha

The dental companies are behind this!

[SouthernSky]

sock work great as a potato masher :] Put potato in and strike against the surface.

[papercuts777]

That's gonna work! I saw people putting bars of soap in them, in jail, and they knocked fukrs out with them!

My stay was very short, thank fk!

[sweet00976]

they should have included wheat thins, a doctor pepper, ecstacy, and a hot tan woman with a big ass and tits!

[papercuts777]

Now your talking!!!

hahaha, I knew there'd be nothing but funny remarks on this one!

Peace!

[popebenadict16]

you know it.

[dacrocker]

Question now is.....Are we going to see a "Crackhead Bum Survival Food - My Way" video?

You could collect some roadkill, set up the beer can stoves and "plate it " on a rusty old hub cap......sounds 5 star to me Bro! Haha! If I were a Bum, I would not stay in Canada....or here in New England either. Bum's possess a wealth of time. They're fuckin' Bums! I'd be walking south. Headed for Florida or something. Beats freezing to death and fighting for shelter space in these cold northern winters.

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHAHAH Just keep walking south.

Makes sense to me!

I'll think about that Hubcap Stew!

Cheers, my brutha.

[etherealone]

hahahahaah. my daughter and i just watched this. ur a natural comedian. "i'm moving to the street..." LOL

[papercuts777]

hahahaha

Thanks!

[skybirdbird]

you to boil those socks a long time to get them tender......

really though....it was generous of someone that has nothing to share with you...........tkx for the vid....

merry xmas.....

[papercuts777]

I knew a 'boil the socks' comment was in the post! hahaha

Cheers!

[JayR768]

living the good life now i see lol

great video

[papercuts777]

Oh, yeah! Living big on the pig, now! hahaha

Cheers, man!

[GreatGig1]

Oooooh...socks! At least those will last a little while...:-) 

Happy Holidays! :-)

[papercuts777]

You sound like my Mom an Christmas. When we got clothes, we didn't like it, but Mom would usually say Ohhhh look at what Aunty ? got for you.(some stupid sweater) remember the 60's? hahaha