Before somebody decides to call me gay (or worse) yet again, you can save your breath. So I look awful in this video. Big fucking deal. I have had comments from people saying they like it; and why not? No disingenuous fan could say any of these things. I could evidence that Jon Lajoie himself has sent me an email saying he likes it.
I just got a few more hatemails. I know you're jealous of me for Jon sending me a message saying he likes it, so you guys can go screw yourselves. I admit I was looking for a bit of Youtube fame to call my own when I put this up but I know damn well I'll always be in Jon's shadow. You're absolutely pathetic.
lol nice whoever thinks he is gay cause he cant rap is gay themself he isntr doing it 2 show hes goods at rapping hes doing it to show how much of a legend jon la joie is.
At the end of the video I show people that I can tie a reef knot with two hairs. I say that I can in the last line of the song. It has nothing to do with Jon, his work, or how I am a fan of his, but you could say that I finish this video on "something absurd" (see the eleventh line of the first verse).
Pretty cool, at least you gave it a try. But it was pretty good. Maybe with more practice and better video quality maybe you too could be as funny as Jon lajoie.
was that serious cause that was fuckin pathetic. how a bout trying to grow some friens and get a fucking life. oh my god! im so fustrated right now . what a dumbass. holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I suppose that for someone calling himself an average ("everyday normal") fan of someone, I don't half play at being a critic. But making an entertaining internet video about someone doesn't make you a stalker to them. Secretly following them does. Or tapping into a phone conversation they're having. Things like that.
And whether I have a girlfriend or not, what difference does it make? YOU ARE A DUMBASS.
Your a creepy internet guy..... you think Jon's gonna tell you that you suck? Your a potential stalker.... who might kill him in his sleep. If I was him... I wouldn't want to piss you off either. You should use your time and energy trying to get a girlfriend.... Instead of sucking on Jon's balls.
1. You say I might kill Jon in his sleep - even though I publicly announce that I am a huge fan? Why? Because he's a more talented and popular Youtube figure than I am?
2. Learn to spell. It's "you're", not "your", when you want to use the "you are" abbreviation.
3. You have the temerity to suggest that I don't have a girlfriend yet you accuse me of being a potential stalker. Do you know what a hypocrite is?
2> Sorry, I wasn't (was not) aware that I would be graded on my response.
3> Yes, I do know what a hypocrite is. But based on your response, I don't (do not) think that you do. Are you implying that all stalkers have girlfriends? (and you should have used a comma after girlfriend.)
Cont.----> ...I'm just wondering.... since you don't have a girlfriend (you didn't deny it)... when your...whoops.. I'm mean when YOU'RE jacking off.... in your mind are you fucking Jon, or is he fucking you? Are you licking his ass?.... or is he licking yours? The reason I'm asking is because I'm jacking off right now..... and I really get off on humility.... and nothing is more humiliating than you trying to rap about your obsession with Jon's balls.
Cont. again!---> And BTW, when 90% of the people think you suck.... and 80% of those people want to beat you up (or piss on you)..... I think it's time to retire your webcam. You've put it through enough. Jon would do it.
So I can't rap for shit. At the time I posted this everyone knew Jon had loads of fans (both on and off Youtube). Well you know what? I don't just call myself a "fan". You see, this song originally got 5 stars because I'm so coherent about how I appreciate Jon and his work, and why I think it is so successful - I don't know about you but I'm very sincere when I say that Jon Lajoie is a legend.
Jon himself has seen this and he loves it. I'm not bullshitting you. Just ask him. I dare you.
The (first) Everyday Normal Guy song starts off with a beat and no lyrics before Jon starts singing. I recorded those bars alone on Audacity and just copied them again and again for the entire song (except for at the end). If you listen closely it doesn't sound the same just before the verses start, but there was nothing I could do about that.
PS Note how the reef knot with two hairs bit is finishing with something absurd in the same way Jon does with Everyday Normal Guy.
This is my first time doing a Youtube video. As it was recording I made the mistake of watching what was being recorded on my screen. I realise that I should have looked into the camera rather than at the screen while it was recording. Also I have since learned that Jon Lajoie isn't just a comedian on the Internet. I'm British, you see.
I didn't know they made a sequel to thebeing gay commercial :D
creaze51 3 months ago
Ok, you have 0 rhythm and you look AWFUL!!!!! OMG!!! TERRIBLE!!!!!
graciepurplebelt 1 year ago
Before somebody decides to call me gay (or worse) yet again, you can save your breath. So I look awful in this video. Big fucking deal. I have had comments from people saying they like it; and why not? No disingenuous fan could say any of these things. I could evidence that Jon Lajoie himself has sent me an email saying he likes it.
TheBulletproofDuck 2 years ago
I just got a few more hatemails. I know you're jealous of me for Jon sending me a message saying he likes it, so you guys can go screw yourselves. I admit I was looking for a bit of Youtube fame to call my own when I put this up but I know damn well I'll always be in Jon's shadow. You're absolutely pathetic.
TheBulletproofDuck 2 years ago
Jon lajoie will commite a suicide when he watch this crap xD
metin2ankh 2 years ago
do you do those gay moves on purpose or does it come from the 'inside'? no, i'm not gonna send you nude male pictures, don't get excited...
ekaterina139 2 years ago
not bad
WhiteSyd 2 years ago
What a disturbing British accent! Normally I like it but in this song it was so fucking awkward and weird... and that epileptic dance? OMG!
Violka1987 2 years ago
hauheuaae
smooth
sansserifa 2 years ago
What a fag...
Arni121986 2 years ago
Haha, great
pascalbg 2 years ago
Dude, please just go away, just go away.
Chevelles67 3 years ago
cool man, but the dances u make are kinda dumb... their also hilarious lol
ShinyDusknoir 3 years ago
Damn...
Alkhir69 3 years ago
haha i was just laughing at ur accent
wystarocker 3 years ago
that was really kinda cute :)
very good idea and nice text!
Puellrsg1 3 years ago
damn what great sound!!!
Xaaaa4 3 years ago
lol Parodic, but still fun :) 4 stars
but you should work out the your flow, you know don't put so much words in there still could be funny :)
Fellas007 3 years ago
Not bad mate ;) .. shame some these poeple who comment dont get that its a joke in a way
CrazyMagem 3 years ago
your gay
Cocknfuss 3 years ago
Please, stop it... It hurts - really: don´t try this at home!
smallquark 3 years ago
I thought it was pretty cool. I like it. Keep it up man.
Darionikous 3 years ago
i thought it was pretty funny, right on man
hbctvi 3 years ago
He sounds Irish
deckmasterhen 3 years ago
When people imitate Jon, his jokes get old, so people PLEASE stop it.
deckmasterhen 3 years ago
u should have thought a little bit more before u put this on the net fag.
chuckiachuckia 3 years ago
It's a shame you're too stupid to understand it. Jon actually mentions me in his latest video "Everyday Normal Crew".
"We just a regular everyday normal crew!
The joke's getting old, I f***ing agree with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew!
I just repeat the same s*** from normal guy 1 and 2.
We just a regular everyday normal crew!
Want a twist in this one? I'm rapping about my friends too!"
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
but its just horrible. HORRIBLE. Just prepare yourself better.
chuckiachuckia 3 years ago
OK.
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
WTF!!!! wat een mongool
Sparco3366 3 years ago
i hate fuckers like you that totally DESTROY something that is funny.
Rcee01 3 years ago
lol nice whoever thinks he is gay cause he cant rap is gay themself he isntr doing it 2 show hes goods at rapping hes doing it to show how much of a legend jon la joie is.
good work
mackoa12 3 years ago
i love your accent. <3
i love jon.
aww. ;d
spodniexD 3 years ago
u fucking wasted my time, this is shit.
jon lajoie is much better, ur lame, no offence.
thecandyslave 3 years ago
i hate when fuckers like you do shit and poop
RockPrincesss92 3 years ago
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You can go fuck yourself til the batteries run out! Cheeses!
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
lmao.
BroadCastTuber 3 years ago
ohlord how did you keep all the lyrics...
good job, nice tribute!
nahasapemapetila 3 years ago
dude u got a comment from the king himself. wow. U got balls i will say that, respect
namscout 3 years ago
haha, fuck the haters. Jon lajoie's the shit and I'm sure even he'd appreciate this video man. Not bad at all. :D
Belial329 3 years ago
He does...
jonlajoie Nice Song Nice Song
Wow, someone sent me a link to your song about me. Very cool. I had no idea I had fans in the UK. Thanks dude.
Jon
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
good job
IvinceI 3 years ago
sweet video man, good work, don't listen to these fucks on here, great tribute and well thought out, props
justiceforu77 3 years ago
Lol, How cute.
MasterLinuxer 3 years ago
it's videos like this that make me resent youtube, this is fucking garbage
sace000 3 years ago
What is the small paper thing in the end?
ImWankah 3 years ago
At the end of the video I show people that I can tie a reef knot with two hairs. I say that I can in the last line of the song. It has nothing to do with Jon, his work, or how I am a fan of his, but you could say that I finish this video on "something absurd" (see the eleventh line of the first verse).
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
heh, i actually liked it
"Keep making the videos, motherfucker!"
hahaha, you just called jon lajoie a motherfucker?? xD funny, if on purpose
sl2mmer 3 years ago
Yes lol
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
Epic fail
barm13 3 years ago
this is hilarious if your joking...
i really hope your joking...
Pejic5 3 years ago
Pretty cool, at least you gave it a try. But it was pretty good. Maybe with more practice and better video quality maybe you too could be as funny as Jon lajoie.
nucmaz 3 years ago
Try being gay!!
bionem70 3 years ago 4
lol well either way he says hes an everyday normal jon lajoie fan...not that its much of an excuse
nwharerau 3 years ago
was that serious cause that was fuckin pathetic. how a bout trying to grow some friens and get a fucking life. oh my god! im so fustrated right now . what a dumbass. holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
majorszz 3 years ago
ok eum.. get a life
cause right now you lose it
anyway
why you don't try being gay !!
if you're realy a fan of i'm you understand ;)
.... You Suck
JPBOUTIN12345 3 years ago 2
i like your lyrics actually but you have to work stage part more.have fun!
hasteksi66 3 years ago
duuuude you SUCK =)
fitzeeel 3 years ago 2
u'r not gay r u? u DEFFINIETLY ACT LIke one
No offense for jon for having such fan
LizzieGJ 3 years ago
No I'm not.
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
You're a wow player arent you ? loll......
CI15086645 3 years ago
That's really a nice try. It is not as good as the original but I like the idea very much :D
And I also like your English accent.
auvenn 3 years ago
keep on road!
rolandia2 3 years ago
Dear WetVein,
Oh that's really mature.
I suppose that for someone calling himself an average ("everyday normal") fan of someone, I don't half play at being a critic. But making an entertaining internet video about someone doesn't make you a stalker to them. Secretly following them does. Or tapping into a phone conversation they're having. Things like that.
And whether I have a girlfriend or not, what difference does it make? YOU ARE A DUMBASS.
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
what an accent, omg
jacorHK 3 years ago
I'm British. Enough said.
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
Seriously... If I ever met you, I would pee on you. That would probably be less embarassing for you than this video. Please don't stalk me.
captainslap1 3 years ago
Your a creepy internet guy..... you think Jon's gonna tell you that you suck? Your a potential stalker.... who might kill him in his sleep. If I was him... I wouldn't want to piss you off either. You should use your time and energy trying to get a girlfriend.... Instead of sucking on Jon's balls.
WetVein 3 years ago
WTF? Three things.
1. You say I might kill Jon in his sleep - even though I publicly announce that I am a huge fan? Why? Because he's a more talented and popular Youtube figure than I am?
2. Learn to spell. It's "you're", not "your", when you want to use the "you are" abbreviation.
3. You have the temerity to suggest that I don't have a girlfriend yet you accuse me of being a potential stalker. Do you know what a hypocrite is?
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
1> Yes
2> Sorry, I wasn't (was not) aware that I would be graded on my response.
3> Yes, I do know what a hypocrite is. But based on your response, I don't (do not) think that you do. Are you implying that all stalkers have girlfriends? (and you should have used a comma after girlfriend.)
WetVein 3 years ago
Cont.----> ...I'm just wondering.... since you don't have a girlfriend (you didn't deny it)... when your...whoops.. I'm mean when YOU'RE jacking off.... in your mind are you fucking Jon, or is he fucking you? Are you licking his ass?.... or is he licking yours? The reason I'm asking is because I'm jacking off right now..... and I really get off on humility.... and nothing is more humiliating than you trying to rap about your obsession with Jon's balls.
WetVein 3 years ago
Cont. again!---> And BTW, when 90% of the people think you suck.... and 80% of those people want to beat you up (or piss on you)..... I think it's time to retire your webcam. You've put it through enough. Jon would do it.
WetVein 3 years ago
heh u rock too
LizzieGJ 3 years ago
BAd english, but good video.
zito22zito22 3 years ago
Keep good work, this is funny!
LH0RL0GER 3 years ago
So I can't rap for shit. At the time I posted this everyone knew Jon had loads of fans (both on and off Youtube). Well you know what? I don't just call myself a "fan". You see, this song originally got 5 stars because I'm so coherent about how I appreciate Jon and his work, and why I think it is so successful - I don't know about you but I'm very sincere when I say that Jon Lajoie is a legend.
Jon himself has seen this and he loves it. I'm not bullshitting you. Just ask him. I dare you.
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
it looks like u were looking at the lyrics on the ground
SpAnKyX34 3 years ago
I don't know how you had the nerve to post this. I actually felt embarrassed for you.
WetVein 3 years ago
same ;) i want those 3 minutes of my life back.
slums69 3 years ago
bad english
danielstengards 3 years ago
Eh?
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
how did you do to just take the background beat and to dont take the vocals?
ps: great vid dude!;)
markrider69 3 years ago
The (first) Everyday Normal Guy song starts off with a beat and no lyrics before Jon starts singing. I recorded those bars alone on Audacity and just copied them again and again for the entire song (except for at the end). If you listen closely it doesn't sound the same just before the verses start, but there was nothing I could do about that.
PS Note how the reef knot with two hairs bit is finishing with something absurd in the same way Jon does with Everyday Normal Guy.
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
yeah i think hes a real man or something or hes a myth from montreal NEuka
Codymkay1 3 years ago
Awesome! keep up the good work man! Jon lajoie rules
charlieccc 3 years ago
Apparently Jon himself has seen this and he loves it! He sent me an email telling me. Ask him if you don't believe me.
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
keep on trying!
Lowreenuhs 3 years ago
lol you are to nervous man, relax while doing this mothafucker
Troman86 3 years ago
This is my first time doing a Youtube video. As it was recording I made the mistake of watching what was being recorded on my screen. I realise that I should have looked into the camera rather than at the screen while it was recording. Also I have since learned that Jon Lajoie isn't just a comedian on the Internet. I'm British, you see.
TheBulletproofDuck 3 years ago
Ha!
AssAndFartAndPuke 3 years ago