Tom Lehrer- L-Y

[ladyleesutter]

You need to correct some spelling, typos, in the text.

Other than that, thanks for making Lehrer available. Always a pleasure.

[sstelepro]

You've a concert piece to play

but nothing is going your way

the audience laughter's starting to make you cry

"How did you manage to finish? " You say

Horridly...Horridly...Horrid L Y

[sstelepro]

you've a concert piece to play

but nothing is going your way

the laughter out there's starting to make you cry

how do you manage to finish this tune?

Horribly Horribly horibb LY

[AshtonJohnFox]

2 people think Dracula copied Edward Cullen.

[TheNoobchat]

@AshtonJohnFox Nahh, real vampires don't sparkle.

[shirorokemisuto]

You're listening to music that's cool

not working on the computer from school

How do you cover your laugh and hoots?

poorLY! poorLY! poor... LY

[imdanadana]

You're sitting there feeling the best a guy asked for your adress

He's kind of cute so how can you lie?

Impossably Impossably Impossibbbbb LY

[UnableToBleed]

How do you say goodbye? Unhappy, unhapply, unhapp L-Y, bite me! LOL, love this song

[TheAllbis]

Your watching a Youtube vid

When a troll comments just hits

The video that you love, now how do you reply?

With a ban, with a ban...With a...FECK! ><

[Darklordlucas]

@TheAllbis there's no LY

[whydidthetilda]

He can sure sing, but he can't whistle.

[123thecooldood]

LY?



[sjsawyer]

wtf

wtf

wtf

LY

[brseavey]

Was this written after a visit to the Midwest?

[Demoist]

Your next to Julia

And starts saying about how shes a man

How do you look at her after?

Nervously Nervously, Nervous...ly

[TheJojojjjj]

your sitting their taking a dump,

And up comes a big mean grump,

how do you react when he starts to cry?

Slowly, slowly, slow... LY!

[andyllamanipl]

Your eating a piece of steak,

And you happen to rip on a rake,

Then how would you eat your steak?

HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW.

[Munky360]

Your girlfriends taking a dump

and you ask her to hump

how should you act if you wanna get laid tonight?

patiently...patiently patient...LY

[chucknorrisfan1001]

AWESOME SONG.!!!!!

[XTestament]

You're on a ski trip

and suddenly you slip

how do you act so you don't lose your cool?

Gracefully Gracefully Graceful... L-Y

[2797RAH]

you put "as spy" instead of "a spy"

[Zhulik]

An ode to the adverb.

[chibideidarachan]

your at school during lunch

the bully swings a punch

but slips and loses his pace hitting his face

how do you begin to laugh and sigh?

merrily merrily merry ......... L Y!! subtract the fist Y and add an I

[BlachAndWhite16]

I love the way on the quietly. Quietly. Quiet... L-Y!

He just goes from quiet and upset straight to L-Y!

[MrSpockify]

When he sings the p-p-p-p-p-patiently part, he sounds somewhat similar to Buddy Holly.

[Notebooked]

You're in a game tournament,

But for losing hell-bent.

How do you come up with the best cheat you can try...?

Rapidly! Rapidly! Rapid...L-Y!

[NuNaNele]

we had this in some english lessons..

we had to learn this by heart.. :D

[SatoTM3]

@NuNaNele i kno about 67 poems by heart and 60 decimals of pi.

this song is like a walk in the park -_- congratz

[tomwmloppe]

ok,,,time to classify these jokes ... common factor...

General Lee

how was that???... U.S. Civil War participant...

oh, what bliss is this,,,

to make a rhyme, anytime...

oops ... Can't rhyme General Lee...

[dekekyo]

6 star (humongous)l-y.

[irishmauddib]

this man is amazing and i believe he is still alive. I would love to contact him, does anyone know how?

[filmudrzewa]

@irishmauddib He is alive It would be great to contact him

[Cyrathil]

The trumpet in the background really cinches it for me. I just love the way it sounds.

[0503130s]

Serj Tankian should do a cover of this song.

[TacticaLinstinct]

rofl i burst out laughing at the immediate part

[caseyspaos]

You're on a Thailand trip

and your girlfriend's panties rip

now how do you bail when you notice she's a guy?

Tactfully tactfully tactful...LY

[203Marsha]

@caseyspaos SUPER!!! I think we should keep this going!!! My little ones are now 36, 38 &n 40 and we still love this song!

[Ledeceptacon]

@caseyspaos hahaha!

[RedwoodTheElf]

You're the president of the land,

And the press conference is grand,

They ask about your friend, so how do you reply?

StupidLY! StupidLY! Stupid...LY!

[onepiecefreec]

OMG, I love this song, I can't stop listening to it!! <3

[ChristianMusician]

Thanks for telling me about this, Kate! I love it too!!! ~<}:D

[dementedpipe]

OBVIOUSLY.. good song

[littleninja14532]

5 star

[rosepinkgirl8]

HE"S BETTER THAN SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK!!!

[Glaerdrune]

XD ...IMMEDIATELY! *running away*

[pilviu]

IMMEDIATELLY

[Glaerdrune]

One L.

[pilviu]

SURELLY, old chap, you've heard about irony.

[Glaerdrune]

Vaguely... Where is it?

XD

[89Snake]

Not entirely sure of it.. but i'm sure it's worth a visit ;)

[Darruzio]

Tom Lehrer is definitely one of the greatest song-writers to ever live! He is spectacular!!

[lycaonpictus77]

YAY FOR DRACULA

[Airhockeylirare]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA TWAS like the funniest thing i've ever seen

[heinoninoni]

This guy is hilarious! xD It's so catchy too~