I love how D&A Lady has such a severely limited repertoire of soundbytes, but she still gets it in with gusto. She's kind of a cross between Life Coach, Bail Bondsman and Tom the PO'd Roofie lol. I feel bad for all of these reps becuz they were all very cordial but nonetheless, I enjoyed your rampage. That last call was particularly masterful . . . you kept cutting him/her off and then ended BRILLIANTLY . . . PROPS! B-)
what kind of professional calls someone 'motherfucker' while theyre at work? she sounds very butch. i would LOVE to call her if anyone has her #. i should start answering my phone by saying 'drug & alcohol'. telemarketers would be like huh???
1800 flowers people never offer good reactions, I think its cuz they're so used to getting harassed constantly.
RinkyDink43 2 months ago
"Yew don't drink?" O.o
"No, ma'am." -_-
"KAWKSUGGER!" X-D LMA0ftw
I love how D&A Lady has such a severely limited repertoire of soundbytes, but she still gets it in with gusto. She's kind of a cross between Life Coach, Bail Bondsman and Tom the PO'd Roofie lol. I feel bad for all of these reps becuz they were all very cordial but nonetheless, I enjoyed your rampage. That last call was particularly masterful . . . you kept cutting him/her off and then ended BRILLIANTLY . . . PROPS! B-)
KoldShadow 2 months ago
Nice one!!
SoxFan2621 6 months ago
I love that sarcastic Uh huh
MrMrMoto 10 months ago 3
I love the end
"I'm not calling under D&A ma'am."
"Cawksucker!"
KrunchKryptonite 10 months ago
Sorry its me again. What's the song at the end? It sounds like Drowning Pool.
iheartnes 1 year ago
I hope 1-800 Flowers gets more prank calls. They put local flower shops out of business. Long live Drug and Alcohol Lady!
iheartnes 1 year ago
5:47 i coughed up my soda LMAO'ing. EPIC CALLS!
ArtyKing12345 1 year ago
great video - the women that you are calling sound cute
Griffinhospital1984 1 year ago
I sprayed soda and pizza chunks all over my monitor and keyboard. Thanks L053r1, thanks allot.
jbrabec22 1 year ago
great
vidstrika22 1 year ago
omg lmao
ThaClownStudios 1 year ago
id like to hear the original call where the real person called the other operator a "bitch and everything".
skywalkerbuzz 1 year ago
what kind of professional calls someone 'motherfucker' while theyre at work? she sounds very butch. i would LOVE to call her if anyone has her #. i should start answering my phone by saying 'drug & alcohol'. telemarketers would be like huh???
skywalkerbuzz 2 years ago
Ha ha- 4:41 , the picture of 'the other operator!'
gpry1 2 years ago
and at 2:02. Retarded answerers hahaha
basepathburner 2 years ago
0:48
"I'm alright, how are you?"
"Good, and yourself"
lmao
basepathburner 2 years ago
@basepathburner it's like a never-ending circle
Lovesgoats 1 year ago
cock sucker! lmfao!
GraandHustleMafia 2 years ago
What? What? What?
XtremeVibe 2 years ago
Bring it on! c'mon your being taped!
FuckingFierheller 2 years ago 3
LOL at "the other operator" pic
poralentierno 2 years ago 7
Inside my shell I called 'drug and alcawll'
nobcheesy 2 years ago 8
you don't drink? No Mam. COCK SUCKER
I lol'ed
Famous21228 2 years ago 8
hhahahahahahahaahh
sarkissamuel 2 years ago 2
Great job on the call!
Ran1Pen2 2 years ago 2
never before has "UH-HUH" had such epic potential.
GohModley 2 years ago 6
who is the nice young man singing at the beginning. the song has such a nice beat. seems like a keen song.
GohModley 2 years ago 4
The intro song is "Wait and Bleed" By Slipknot
L053r1 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
no it's Blotter by Stone Sour you dumb fuck
DarkFilth316 2 years ago
dude i compiled the video so i know what song i choose to be the intro number LOL
L053r1 2 years ago
no way thats soundgarden
willzyx1980 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
slipknot sucks dick
abovethecloudsLA 2 years ago
I love this call
peugeotrider2012 2 years ago
lmao really good
XxMusic47xX 2 years ago
Why are calling drug and alcohol?ha ha ha
peugteobike 2 years ago 5
COCKSUCKER!!
blackfootnawaho 2 years ago
L053r1 excellent calls man. I just subscribed.
lacusclyneEXE 3 years ago 4
"uuhh huu" lmao!
tcbkp77 3 years ago 5
uh huh. LOL!
Parashooter24 3 years ago 6
This is the "I don't know" lady.
BetsyCarlisle 3 years ago 3
Outstanding!!!
Better than 5 stars!
crananon 3 years ago 4
excellent calls why do you use the picture of the 'weird old lady'?
MichaelJefferson44 3 years ago 4
thanks, lol the picture of the ol lady represents the Drug and Alcohol Lady :D
L053r1 3 years ago
please please make more calls with the drug and alcohol lady!! :D
blackfootnawaho 2 years ago
looking at the picture, Drug and Alcohol Lady seems to have aged quite a bit... must be all those jerks calling under Drug and Alcohol.
ChipMosesNews 3 years ago 14
lol yeh thats exactly the reason :p
L053r1 3 years ago
This is ANS Roofing?!? LOLz
1ex1uger 3 years ago 4
BRING IT ON.
Come on you're being taped.
LobsterPotsticker 3 years ago 7
thanks mate :D
L053r1 3 years ago