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  • in the name of fuck this show was absolutely astonishingly unfunny

  • The actor playing Simon isn't too good with the accent.

  • BUMLORD FAGGOT FAGGOT FAG FAGGOT GAY FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK GREAK FREk

  • I don't think I got it ::)

  • I didn't spot it!!

  • forget the woman in this sketch but damn she is gorgeous :)

  • Ves, Ve have vit :I

  • Simon i"ll give you a pearl necklace...

  • i want simons tatties all in my mouth

  • SHE CAN HAVE MEEEEEEEE

  • id smash that girls back doors in

  • For some reason I think they have it

  • Yes, we have it

  • OH MY FUCKING GOD..... Will you two just shut the fuck up..... rubino and TheSaintAza , i started to read your comments and then realised you were chatting absolute shit ALL based on steroetpes and your opinion. No one cares what you think... they either came across the video by msitake and therefore probably think its shit or love bo selecta. " An onpinion is like an asshole , everyones got one and they all stink" SO STFU!

  • I must say though: Taking credit for his ancestors' victories when all he's done is sit around in the ruins of his empire puffing up his chest and throwing stones. Ain't that just like a Brit? You're the type who thinks the whole "Falklands thing" was a major English victory, aren't you? (No doubt because daddy told you it was.)

    The old top hats and monocles classy stereotype is gone, pal. At least take the Burberry off before pretending you'd know a tea party from a soccer riot.

  • (Hm... slapstick stand-up comedians? That sounds like it'd be tough to pull off. Oh well. Frankly the best comedy I've seen come out of England in a long time is the fact they're still clinging to Ireland for dear life. Burn!!)

  • yes we have it... simon- "oh i dont think you have it."

  • :D:D

  • Yes we have it...

  • Speaking of Brits not liking slapstick, how's that new season of The IT Crowd coming along?

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  • @TheSaintAza Do you Brits always make things up? (Actually, please don't answer that.)

    I guess that large influence of chavs really has kneecapped the collective intelligence if you're now attempting to conflate stand-up comedy with sitcoms/sketch shows. And race, which is related to slapstick, as you know...

    I apologize that not all of our male comedians in America have worn dresses at some point in their TV career. I guess that kind of satire is much too biting for us (like this show).

  • @rubino83 I was talking about comedy in general, but ok let's talk about US sitcoms, name a few currently running sitcoms that do not follow the *Ohhh here it comes!* style of comedy? I'll be suprised if you can. And yes our comedy seems to be too witty for most Americans, half of you couldn't even point to England on a map let alone translate irony or sarcasm in comedy.. Even American comedians have admitted US comedy is simple minded, and i think they know a tad more about comedy then you.

  • @TheSaintAza So like I said, you just make stuff up and jump wildly between subjects to show... superiority (which seems to be a theme with you types)? We have lots of shows like yours where "funny cuz random hurrhurr", actually. There are countless on the Disney Channel and Cartoon Network alone! I'm guessing Family Guy is a major hit there?

    Perhaps it's why this is your version of "smart comedy". (If we/anyone needed to know where your little island was in modern times, I'm sure we would.)

  • @rubino83 I like how you couldn't actually name any US sitcoms that didn't use predictable humor.. It's also funny how Americans make out England to be irrelevant in the world.. And if you believe that too be true then you are just as ignorant as most from the USA, you see the language you are reading right now, the language you use too communicate with? We created it. I could go on naming English men who have changed the world, Darwin, Newton etc.. But your ignorance isn't worth the time.

  • @TheSaintAza Clearly it is, babbling child.

    Yes, you did a lot of things 100-500 years ago (not counting that time you decided to mangle that language you always plod on about to look more French), but of course that's not modern times, though I wouldn't expect a Brit to be able to tell.

    Then again I didn't have to name any. Just check your local station for all our imports. You seem to already have down what we use to entertain children. =P

  • @rubino83 LOL you are seriously deluded if you do not think Darwin or Newtons work doesn't still TODAY help scientists and the ENGLISH language is still growing everyday.. Moron, the ignorance of you is unreal.. and we only have 1-2 TV channels devoted to American sitcoms.. Kings of queens, Everybody loves ramond etc.. all slapstick.. All the USA does is pick on third world countrys to drain resources. Let me put it this way.. there's a reason you were polled the most HATED country in the WORLD.

  • @TheSaintAza Darwin and Newton's actual usefulness dried up once real science was invented. Again, you seem too stupid to NOT careen wildly from subject to subject. And you're still making up random definitions as you go along. The idea you'd be white-knighting a crappy sketch show as high art is hilarious. Monty Python, eh?

    (Though you may have a point about some sitcoms. They can't all be an Arrested Development or early Simpsons) We've always been better at stuff like with The Daily Show.

  • *pacefalm*

    Come on, Englanders. 'Bout time to drop the "Americans just don't understand our sophisticated British humour harumph harumph" thing, innit?

    Ah yes, the joke is that he has an exaggerated plastic face, floppy tits, and says things that are in line with what a recognizable celebrity may have said at some point. But here, it's said to a hotelier, thus adding a layer of non sequitur to it. Da-hoy-hoy-hoy. Such biting satire!

  • I am Canadian and I luv it LOL

  • 50 people dont have it

  • I'd love to give that blond a damn good plating.

  • Yeas we have it.

  • if Simon Cowell loses his money, he can do page 3!

  • i love that lady soooo much.

  • @lvl12HalflingMage Did you see her on that new advert? I think its weight watchers or something, but it was like WOAH I know her face!

  • @CapnKirkus ive liked her for ages but kinda forgot about her, but i saw her in a boots advert (i think), and had to do a search. she should do some skimpy outfit fhm shoots, shes lovely.

  • @lvl12HalflingMage Yeah boots that's the one! If she did an fhm shoot I'd definitely be up for a 'read' of that, haha

  • Maybe I'm being rude but I wish your mother was dead.

  • I bet most americans dont even get the joke.

  • "I potentially invented cabaret, Potentially"

  • That wasn't the least bit funny.

  • Yes, we have it

  • I happen to be American and think Bo is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.  Michael Jackson ice skating on chickens would be the winner.

    That being said...I did live in London for 4 years during university....and didn't understand what was so funny the first time around.

  • freaky, if you cover half of the receptionist's face and only look at her eyes, she's Britney Spears

  • Lol "I don't think you got it " yes we hav" he ment talent not the stupid thing

  • "maybe im being rude, but i wish your mother was dead" lmfao

  • whats with the titty bells?

  • But i don't think you've got it, your wasting my time

  • "i dont mean to be rude but, i wish your mother was dead...i dont think youve got it" lol

  • Potentially.

  • Talk about wasting my time. Awful

  • YES WE HAVE IT.

  • Whaaaattt......Theeeee Fuuuuccckkk.....Smoker From L4D.....but with boobs.........the lost clip features the Boomer.....but this is just.....wrong......i think i will get drunk so i will forget about this video.......ewwwww

  • i dont think you got it

  • shamone i gonna fuck that bitch like a motha fuckin spoon lover eh!

  • lol Simon Cowell said "cabar-et", he is such a vulgar ignoramus.

  • yes we have it..XD

  • that slav bird would get it

  • Everyone loves our Birtish humour, but Americans just don't get it though! American comedies are all the same and very dull, one obvious joke after another.....boring!

  • @DahBigBadWolf Our humour is generally more centred around surrealism and satiricism than outright slapstick like America. Each to their own..

  • shes hot!!

  • nice video

  • YESH WE HAVE IT

  • that was stupid

  • wtf???!!!!!=????!!!!??+

  • Why does he say "cabar-et" instead of "caba-ray" like that? Is that the way Americans mispronounce cabaret?

  • I think it's just meant to be a stupid pointless joke really. Like, reading it the way it's spelt. No depth there, lol

  • @CrypticalK no it's "caba-ray" here as well. :S Probably something to make Americans seem even more dimwitted... Proud to be an American! *heavy sarcasm...*.... ..... ?

  • @CrypticalK nope.

  • Why does he have man bwabs? Whaat.

  • wacked funny. She's awesome. Young meryl streep.

    More cowbell tits!

  • thats some triped out shit!

  • Yes we have it D:

  • oh shit, shit! ha ha ha ha

  • why does she sound so sexi to me lol

  • yes,we have it..... xD

  • maybe I'm being rude but I wish your mother was dead..

  • maybe...???

    u think ur "maybe" being rude

    go back to school for 4 more yrs

  • moobs lol

  • Potentially.

  • hahaha

  • yes she'd get it

  • yes .................... yes she would

  • hahaha!

  • @gunnerluva Yeah, a restraining order put on you

  • maybe im beeing rode but i wish ur mother was dead thts not rude at all.

  • Yes she has it.

  • yes we have it

  • I love his moobs.

  • Maybe im being rude but i wish your mother was dead

  • LOL

  • i thought it was very cabaRET very cabaRET

  • I whent 2 sub way about 6 months ago and said 2 the girl have u got any sweetcorn love? and she said yes we have it. verry funny time

  • whos that girl? omg id shaft it.

  • Barunka O'Shaughnessy. She's been in a few British comedies; Bo, The Mighty Boosh, Extras...

  • yes she'd get it?

  • @walesneath

    Yes, she'd have it

  • @walesneath rofl pmsl

  • i dont think you have it

  • Yes, we have it.

  • Did Avid do the sketches in US didn't seem that funny

  • Becuase we here in Britain are more into weird comedy than obvious comedy. Alot of Americans do like it aswell though Matt stone and Trey parker who make southpark love british comedy but alot of Americans just don't get it.

  • @mikeyg345 americans get american humour,some get it,some dont.

  • @mikeyg345 they prefer a guy slipping over on a banana skin type comedy, like you said obvious comedy.

  • @toxic2k7 because their little brains cant handle much

  • yes we have it

  • no i dont think you have it

  • yes, we have it

  • You haven't got it.

  • So who has it?

  • LMFAO!!!! XD omg that was fucking great absolouty love it

  • I am sorry if i am rude but i wish ur mother was dead i dont think you got it........... Yes We Have It

  • capnkirkus...can u clear this up for me.. is that abi titmuss?

  • Heey, nope it isn't Abi Titmuss, it's Barunka O'Shaughnessy (bit of a mouthful, haha) I can see the link though

  • have you got it?

  • "maybe im being rude but i wish your mother was dead" lmao

  • I absolutely love this girl, she was on mighty boosh as well

  • lol his tits

  • god bo selecta was an amazing show

  • argh! simon cowell's tatty flaps are horrible! but quite accurate.

  • leigh francis is a genius!...getting paid to take the piss out celebs is phenomenal...he takes the piss out of davina mccall...allot...and it was her that discovered him...lol..

  • wouldve been good if it didnt go "ssssssss" all the way through it.

  • yes we have it...

  • i hate fucking shit-faced simon cowel

  • But enough about you, what did you think of the Simon Cowell sketch?

  • O_O wtf!!

  • the moobs are funny

  • this is shit

  • exactly dude i cant believe people like this stupid shit

  • What i was thinking also.

  • Why do you want the 33 seconds back? - since you've watched 1200 videos in just over 3 months, I doubt if you'll do a lot with them. You twat.

  • lol

    bang!!

  • I'd like to give it to her :-)

  • 'maybe im being rude but i wish your mother was dead i dont think youve got it'

    xD rofl

  • 'yes we have it'

    LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • it was very cabarett

  • try watching green wing , funniest tv show ever ! because its sarcastic comedy i love it :D

  • LOLOL!!@!@

  • youve got a tatoo of futurama? wow how cool will that be when its not on anymore, no1 remembers it and your 60...!!!

  • YESH WE HAVE IT

  • how annoying was that woman!!!!!!!

  • Yes we have it. Lmao!

  • america didnt steal it we just sell it in america, besdies we got futurama, family guy, american dad n simpsons, all piss funny, i got a tatoo of futurama

  • why on earth do you have a tatto of futurama?

  • cuz he's "cool" :P

  • aaww i used to like futurama ....but theres not that many episodes. Got bender on mi wall XD I prefer british shows like phoenix nights, league of gentlemen, royle family..mighty boosh..ect. there all different styles...whereas those you put are all similar :O but Southpark is the best thing from America, that beats everything in my opinion XD

  • dont forget south park, no good cartoons from here at all i dont think

  • cow bells hahahaha

  • That's brilliant! It's the unconscious bobbing up and down that captures so much about Cowells personality - he comes across mean but almost shouldn't - not sure what the fake tits are about though, bit daft..

  • ...wht?

  • It would be better if the sound quality was nicer

  • yes we have it

    holy shit

  • too funny!!!

    how can it be some people don't get it?

  • Best scene In the Bo'In the USA :D

  • "maybe its just me but i wish ure mother was dead" rofl everytime lmao

  • this is supposed to be funny??

    this is the american one right?

    thats probably why...

  • It's cus u don't see the whole show, then you wud get it

  • this is a british show