Good Eats S8E3P1: Flat Is Beautiful II
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  • Is it just me, or is the pavement roller bit a Fish Called Wanda reference? "KKKKKKen is cccccccoming to kkkkkkkill me!"

    andrewt248 2 months ago

  • I'd just use a cast-iron skillet. It's heavy, metal, large AND round, so it would meet all the requirements.

    QueenBoadicea 4 months ago in playlist Good Eats (television cooking show - 2nd file)

  • Wow the carpaccio looked really good, till they blew trash and yard waste into it......

    jyeotis 4 months ago

  • Won't It dent The pie pan!!!!!

    64jmario 5 months ago

  • Oh I get it... English, French, Italian cooks XD Hahaha XD went derpy...

    sugarcaffeine4blood 7 months ago

  • STOP!

    Hammer time.

    tyrelroo 8 months ago

  • food police makes me lol there ther in a few episodes

    livetolovesome182 9 months ago

  • "COOK CARPACCIO?!?! SACRILEGE!!!"

    LMAO!!! Oh how I love AB

    WWOLFwts 10 months ago 3

  • You want a flat tax too? Go you AB

    TrippleLee 11 months ago 3

  • Alton saw his mom pounding meat and now likes pounding meat himself. 0_0

    yutzwagon2 1 year ago

  • is it just me or did he set her up for a sexual joke with that meat mallot?

    bunnielovesknuckles 1 year ago

  • @bunnielovesknuckles Thats what I was thinking LOL. I was taken aback mainly because I'm not sure HOW in the HELL you'd use it as sexual toy, unless you wanted to get really creative and potentially break laws lol.

    fullclip16117 1 year ago

  • wonder if his women is flat chested.

    bunnielovesknuckles 1 year ago

  • "He doesn't want a rib!"

    syncreticJasmeen 1 year ago

  • Hammertime!

    xkirahatesyoux 1 year ago

  • @xkirahatesyoux *does the mc hammer walk*

    khesed 1 year ago

  • He has a mortar and pestle. He is now even more awesome.

    ZzMorningWoodzZ 1 year ago

  • @ZzMorningWoodzZ He's a cook, I'd expect that :L

    SgtSpankey 1 year ago

  • I love how he always has Ideas of how to use what you have ...

    bonzaibb12 1 year ago

  • It's not just a paperweight. You could use it to crush garlic, open up nuts and shelfish like lobster or crab.

    boblabon 1 year ago

  • @boblabon not really. It'd shatter nuts and squish lobster/crab. Plus there are already tools designed to do that better.

    montyblanc512 1 year ago

  • When he ran over the steak I was hoping he'd say "I'm no doctor jim, but that had to hurt." xD

    BlackWolfessUSCM 1 year ago

  • 0:38

    He's all for a flat tax. Me too, but I want it really flat (0%).

    diaverde09 2 years ago 4

  • Three-headed butcher - another Monty Python reference FTW!

    ss74656 2 years ago 8

  • W is so funny.

    flickeries 2 years ago

  • aww sad cow

    mickey10271 2 years ago 4

  • 7:55 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO " i cud show u what i would do with it ;)"........ahahaha....*nervous alton" paperweight gotcha...uhh HAMMER TIME!" lolllllll

    disc33 2 years ago

  • stupid food police

    YustynaK 2 years ago 5

  • lol hammer time

    Valak2009 3 years ago 3

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    rabble000 3 years ago

  • Wow, you do notice that your grammar is rather poor as well? You are missing a great deal of punctuational inserts, not to mention verbs, nouns and other such necessities. You do speak English, correct? Anyhow, AB is fantastic and a darn crazy chef.

    sarge727 3 years ago

  • Hammer time! See ya W.

    hahahaha

    animeking3020 3 years ago

  • stupid food police

    zboishcha 3 years ago

  • Ya gotta love Alton's crazy laugh when he's about to flatten the cow. XD

    667Rabedo 3 years ago 4

  • the flat stomach comment was so funny! ^^

    gl00mydayz 3 years ago 4

  • at the beginning of the video i thought u were recording this with a camera from your computer.

    MoleSnyper 3 years ago 3

  • ahhh he's going to flatten the cow mooooooooooooooooooooooooo :)

    sweetjoey2 3 years ago 3

  • I think that would only work if he took the bones out first...but if he took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy...

    ebwarg 2 years ago

  • Hahaha! "STOP!" (talktalktalk) "uh....hammer time!" Also: two Monty Python references in ten minutes. Damned fine accomplishment. I'm impressed.

    obamamama0185 3 years ago 2

  • Ah, obnoxious intolerant atheists at their finest, snarking in YouTube comments and equating God to magical thinking, then slapping each other on the back praising their wit.

    Too bad Alton Brown has confirmed in a magazine that he's a Christian. You know, like a third of the population of the planet. Inclding quite a few leading scientists like Francis Collins.

    Oh dear, did I just shatter your make-believe world where only stupid people were religious? Trust me, it's for your own good.

    ThInTrM 3 years ago 4

  • ur clearly ten

    rabble000 3 years ago

  • that wasnt at all necesarry

    rabble000 3 years ago 5

  • this is a cooking show

    not christian vs athiests

    leosignit 2 years ago 39

  • Actually his flat computer monitor is a 23" Apple cinema display. Nevermind :P

    Somedude1858 4 years ago 2

  • His flat computer monitor is an iMac!!

    Somedude1858 4 years ago

  • is AB a christian then??

    heathnugget 4 years ago 3

  • Born-again, in fact.

    khesed 2 years ago 4

  • SACRALIDGE!

    tylergenis 4 years ago

  • how thin is wafer thin anyway

    hamsterlover0220 4 years ago 2

  • About as thin as a communion wafer.

    Zerozero27 4 years ago 2

  • That Dinosaur squirt bottle. That is one of the things he needs to sell in his online store. I would buy two. He won the Peabody award he just needs to win the Nobel Peace prize :)

    Goobian 4 years ago 5

  • He does! I own one. ;)

    yum1971 4 years ago 2

  • Neat!

    Goobian 4 years ago

  • You say that as if you didn't know Alton Brown is a born-again Christian.

    stdrange 4 years ago 9

  • Yeah, I totally made an ass out of myself on that last comment. Probably won't be the last time.

    Malquey 4 years ago 2

  • I was actually, for the same reasons you listed, of the same mind. Then I found out he's a Christian. I still love him, though I'm thoroughly surprised.

    SidheDragon 4 years ago

  • Nice of you to upload these videos.

    superbenz69 4 years ago 7

  • Legendary Monty Python references.

    cweld007 4 years ago 3

  • In the spice episode he said he didn't like marble for a mortar and pestle but in this episode he has one made of marble what gives?

    jumpsteady567 4 years ago

  • he is not using it to grind

    Theareen 4 years ago

  • he could have gotten it as a gift???????

    hamsterlover0220 4 years ago

  • Don't we all want a flat stomach?

    NY4Life 4 years ago 21

  • Unfortunately, too many Good Eats is probably responsible for all our unflat tummies. Ahhh well... such is life.

    kbars076 4 years ago 9

  • He forgot flat racks, too.

    CrashGames2108 4 years ago 2

  • nice logo.

    Jrodsly 4 years ago

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