I don't exercise much. I love food, am a complete glutton, got jack shit for workout equipment, and don't like the outdoors. So I'd use Wii Fit to compensate if I had it. And I can admit that with no shame because despite all that, I keep in shape.
But at a certain fucking point, you should not be permitted to use what is basically a video game to work out. There's a line and once you've crossed it, you should be forced at gunpoint to get the fuck outside and jog.
The worst part is that Nintendo actually raised the weight limit by about a hundred pounds or so when they brought the WiiFit to the United States. So yes, they did make it for "real Americans"; the ones that aren't too heavy to stand up.
Is it just me or does the Wii game lag behind a lot compared to when he leans? Maybe it's taken aback by having to scan the movement of such a large object that can't possibly be human.
How do even get that fucking fat? I mean, I don't support obesity, but if someone is overweight I don't hate them, yet it's hard to accept someone who gets that fat, it takes zero effort to get that fat... literally.
@redfalconfox I'm still confused how the subject of another Retsupurae video called "Retsupurae - Ultimate Challenge" could get to his weight. Thankfully for the guy in WiiFat, he otherwise looks okay despite his weight.
@qawmame That's still only about 1% of the population. Just to clarify. Sure, that's still unacceptable, but not nearly as absolutely horrendous as it seems.
In the interests of accuracy, I should probably point out that the USA is the world's 9th fattest country, not 1st. It's still really high up the list, but if you say "We're the world's fattest country because....." you're actually wrong. Say "9th fattest" instead.
Also, we're not the richest, we're the 5th richest.
And the 14th best educated, the 3rd most technologically advanced, and the 8th greenest.
We do have the world's fastest walking pedestrians, though.
OMG, when I saw him leaning left and right I realized he must have been what caused the earthquake in Japan. (I know that's kind of mean to both him and Japan, but if it makes people laugh it's worth it so long as they're laughing at me and not either him or Japan)
This is the creator of that video I love this video! :) cracks me up! I was such a noob btw I can explain that japanese compersion was a south park refrence. and I can use this board without the damn foam X) I allow you to make fun of me.
Hey, ya know what? This guy's got balls. He filmed his fat ass explaining how to make his weight loss device usable for people who are to fat to use it. If I where him, I'd keep myself out of frame, but nope. He doesn't sugar coat it, he's to fat to lose weight, but he's got a plan to solve it.
No one debated that the idea behind his video wasn't well-intentioned, but he's making the video as if most American people weigh 330+++ pounds and have this problem, which a lot of viewers would most likely take offense to. America's the fattest country in the world, but 330+ is bigger than fat. 330+ is like you might have already had a heart attack and just not noticed yet kind of fat.
@HackedStats Actually, America has the most people with a BMI that is considered obese, that doesn't mean fat. It is determined by height and weight and nothing else.
America also has a lot of body builders and extremely muscular men, which are considered obese accorded to the BMI, compare to somewhere like england where that are also a lot of fat people, but the lack of a large body building community makes it seem like there are less.
Not to mention the fat people that don't have high BMIs.
@ihaveyounow5555 I don't know about that. I mean there are some people soo fat they can no longer walk. I can't imagine those people being able to lose weight. This guy, though, hasn't reached that point, obviously. So, yeah, he could definitely be able to lose some weight. Though he is better off going to a gym and getting into a regular exercise regiment. Probably should focus on cardio first since I can't imagine his heart being in good shape considering his size.
Its a form of autism that affects how one acts. They tend to act childish. He knows just as much as the average guy, he just can't use it very well due to the fact that mentally he's on a 14-16 year olds level.
@Zenotwapal Alright, I'm going to stop arguing with you. All I said was I thought that you saying autistic people acted immature was offensive. I'm autistic, and I don't think I'm that immature.
I know this video is supposed to be funny and stuff, but goddamnit. I'm already disappointed at being 20-30 pounds underweight, then I see this jackassery.
Not really mad at you guys or anything, just felt like I had to get this out.
This is just sad. Why would he even BUY the Wii if he can't use it? I bet that this idea will fail once he breaks through the styrofoam. What an idiot.
I hope the government doesn't expell me from america for being like 150 pounds under the standard american weight... People look at me weird enough as it is when I walk in the streets...
I love how this guy actually generalizes Americans as 330+ pounds. What the fuck are we a Nation of Mountain Bears? I mean seriously is he honestly saying the weight limit on Wii Fit is actually unreasonable? LOL
@bobbyewing311 yeah, while I agree some things are made around japanese people (Elite Beat agents requires adult reaction time, but smaller, more lithe hands) but obesity is not okay. Things like Sleep Aptnia, sleep paralysis, Heartburn, Digestion problems, etc arise from the basic 300lbers. I used to weigh nearly 400LBs from Depression (Which only gets worse as you gain weight) but then I got my act together and am down to 180 (What I should weigh) And I feel much better! 300LBs = Bad kids!
@bobbyewing311 Yeah. I'm 215 pounds (and only 5'7") and I can tell you right now that even that is an above-average weight. Maybe 10% of all adult Americans — or even less, as I think that's overestimating — weigh above 330 pounds.
Man... I weigh like 280lbs, but at least I can do this fantastic thing called "exercise." Y'know.. cardio, push ups, sit ups, weight training.. the thing schools have been trying to get us to do. I can also lean over without grunting. Seriously, how do people let themselves get like this? To the point where a device made for exercising can't withstand their weight?
I've lived in America all my life. I'm six foot, eleven inches and weigh 170 lbs. What does that make me? Btw, you and I both know that one can never have enough pop.
People are drawn to WiiFit because they think that all they have to do to actually lose weight is to waddle in front of their Nintendo. If you play WiiFit to try and lose weight, you are a brain-dead asshole. I'm sorry, I just had to say it.
The fact that this guy had to find a way to bypass a 330-lb weight limit scares me. At that point, doesn't it ever cross your mind that maybe you should get help? Try to lose some of that? I'm not in shape either, but even to me, 330 is scary.
I really think this guy has never seen another american, just holed up in his house, playing wii games alone, thinking that all americans look like him
Well shit, i'm apparently 200 pounds underweight then. Also, I think he's got more soda in his living room there than I've had in my entire life. And what's in all those boxes back there, like, every single flavor of potato chips known to mankind? I bet Sam's Club has to close for a week to restock after this guy buys his fucking groceries.
I also find it hilarious how it may not actually be that he's bad at the game, but rather the fact that he's exceeding the limit so much that the game is having a hard time registering his movements. Notice when he leans and his character doesn't move, as if it only registers extremes, or if it's under too much pressure.
It's almost like he thinks that being American is an excuse to be fat. The average weight for Americans is pretty high, but I bet it's by weight average instead of per person because there can be one of him for every 5 skinny Americans and we'd still come out technically overweight.
Oh God this is perfect. He's over 330 pounds and buys soda by the case. How does he not have a heart attack just by bending over to put the balance board on the styrofoam cut-out?
I can only imagine that he's involved in some bizarre mad experiment involving diabetes. That's the only explanation for a fat guy, WiiFit, and a lethal dose of soda.
Because clearly when you get a game that's suppose to make you look decent, you're suppose to be the best at it no matter what. Fuck getting fit, you got to be the best.
i'm watching this guy wobble on the balance board and i'm wondering why he won't use his whole body so he can maybe lose half a pound after all the cheeseburgers he's going to stuff down his throat after the video cuts out.
I feel somewhat bad laughing at a fat guy.
Still, Retsupurae makes that kind of thing easier to bear.
MaximumSpiderMvC 2 days ago 2
I bathe in soda every day.
porygonlover322 5 days ago
Or you could always, y'know, lose some weight.
B1k0u 2 months ago
FAT JOKES
and yet nobody ever mentioned how he makes food-shaped miis and pretends to eat them
ArchangelDrake 2 months ago in playlist Best Of
00:50 "For some reason they did not build this thing for Americans, as uh, we are much fatter than Japanese people"
Speak for yourself you meatball...
NeoSZboy 2 months ago 5
I. Wow. I'm fat but, christ, even I can use Wii fit. Seriously, if your video game workout doesn't work, go to a gym like the rest of us fatties.
AudreyN 2 months ago 5
Woah, Solidus powered up for a little too long.
rachelmacburnie 2 months ago
Gabe Newell Plays Wii.
AtrociousToast 2 months ago 5
It's so adorable how Chip calls soda "pop"
madness1290 2 months ago in playlist Best Of 5
@madness1290 Hehe yeah. I think its because he lives in the Midwest and they usually call it pop instead of soda.
NeoJames82 2 months ago in playlist Best Of
I give him credit that he is addressing a real concern for Americans. He just doesn't do it well.
PsychoEditor 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ChipCheezumSA
Chocolate is powerup!
mpwner11 3 months ago
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WEEBLES WOBBLE BUT THEY DON'T FALL DOWN
HazelCarter287 3 months ago in playlist Retsupurae Chip
I don't exercise much. I love food, am a complete glutton, got jack shit for workout equipment, and don't like the outdoors. So I'd use Wii Fit to compensate if I had it. And I can admit that with no shame because despite all that, I keep in shape.
But at a certain fucking point, you should not be permitted to use what is basically a video game to work out. There's a line and once you've crossed it, you should be forced at gunpoint to get the fuck outside and jog.
This guy crossed that line.
Ygdrasel 3 months ago 7
I see Smough, but where's Ornstein?
ThatHappySniper 3 months ago 2
The worst part is that Nintendo actually raised the weight limit by about a hundred pounds or so when they brought the WiiFit to the United States. So yes, they did make it for "real Americans"; the ones that aren't too heavy to stand up.
symon500 4 months ago
Is it just me or does the Wii game lag behind a lot compared to when he leans? Maybe it's taken aback by having to scan the movement of such a large object that can't possibly be human.
Voothegreat 4 months ago
How do even get that fucking fat? I mean, I don't support obesity, but if someone is overweight I don't hate them, yet it's hard to accept someone who gets that fat, it takes zero effort to get that fat... literally.
redfalconfox 4 months ago
@redfalconfox I'm still confused how the subject of another Retsupurae video called "Retsupurae - Ultimate Challenge" could get to his weight. Thankfully for the guy in WiiFat, he otherwise looks okay despite his weight.
mechamind90 4 months ago
Those sure are some big titty-mmm-bop-bop-tittays.
JDWtri 5 months ago 3
I just looked up the figures. 3.8 million Americans weigh over 300 pounds, sadly enough. he might be right.
qawmame 5 months ago
@qawmame That's still only about 1% of the population. Just to clarify. Sure, that's still unacceptable, but not nearly as absolutely horrendous as it seems.
Vampiregoalie 5 months ago
@qawmame 3.8 million Americans are made fun of by the rest of America.
LordIronHat 4 months ago
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qawmame 5 months ago
I can tell you right now, that wii fit won't do a damn thing for that guy.
Chromeizone 5 months ago
"This guy weighs eight of me." 330/8 is 41.25. I always suspected Ironicus smallish talking dog.
ThatPazuzu42 7 months ago 102
@ThatPazuzu42 Now that you say that.
I think that, ironically, he's a humanoid dog that has an eyepatch and a white lab coat, while holding a cup of coffee.
GenjiFirefly 2 months ago in playlist Best Of
@ThatPazuzu42 Well he said in his Fifty Cent: BotS walkthrough that he literally weighed 90 pounds. If he would have said 1/4 he'd had been right lol
AeroAtlas 2 months ago
@ThatPazuzu42 Ironicus is black...a black lab
a1b2m13 2 months ago in playlist Best Of
omg he has bigger tities than i do O.O
AngelPrincessAshley 7 months ago 2
What I find most disturbing about this video is that Chip calls soda "pop"
Chip...
I thought you were cool...
NOLISTENTOME 7 months ago
@NOLISTENTOME I think they may be from Chicago...which is how we say it here
zzyzx0788 7 months ago
@NOLISTENTOME
I find it more disturbing that you call pop "soda".
vitralizer 7 months ago 3
@vitralizer It's a west coast thing. Like surfing. And entitlement.
the7thnobody 6 months ago
He's too fat to use something that is designed (in theory) to decrease body weight... how tragic...
hploveshack99 7 months ago
@hploveshack99 A bit ironic as well.
musicmanz15 7 months ago
At least he's presumably trying to exercise by making the Wii Fit accessible to fat people.
Good on ya bro, now just cut down on that soda.
JumpJetFriend 7 months ago
Fuckin fat people, man
thedude2734 7 months ago
Am I the only one who was expecting the guy to grunt and dry heave just from putting the stuff on the floor?
Magicallystoopid 7 months ago
In the interests of accuracy, I should probably point out that the USA is the world's 9th fattest country, not 1st. It's still really high up the list, but if you say "We're the world's fattest country because....." you're actually wrong. Say "9th fattest" instead.
Also, we're not the richest, we're the 5th richest.
And the 14th best educated, the 3rd most technologically advanced, and the 8th greenest.
We do have the world's fastest walking pedestrians, though.
Teeg32 7 months ago 7
@Teeg32 Who's the fattest?
communistrecords 7 months ago
@Teeg32 which is the fattest?
meryuin 7 months ago
WASN'T BUILT FOR AMERICANS?! THEY GAVE YOU A 300+ WEIGHT LIMIT FOR YOUR MCDONALD'S LOVIN' ASS.
guilphire 7 months ago
Fitness tips from a man with a pumpkin for a body.
CommanderMantis 8 months ago
What are all those sodas doing there? Duh... HE'S AMERICAN!
Magicallystoopid 8 months ago
I think this guy would love to eat LuizPrower. For one thing, I'd imagine he'd be used to greasy food.
BlueMageRaeg 8 months ago 4
Everyone who weighs 200 pounds is a supermodel.
Cloaytonem2 8 months ago 3
he has assburgers it's serious.
ganonforce 8 months ago
In a few years, he'll be showing us how to play WiiFit from your rascal scooter.
CaramelAnt 8 months ago
Why this must be the Real America that Sarah Palin's been talking about all this time!
zweit9 8 months ago
OMG, when I saw him leaning left and right I realized he must have been what caused the earthquake in Japan. (I know that's kind of mean to both him and Japan, but if it makes people laugh it's worth it so long as they're laughing at me and not either him or Japan)
Redtrooper2 9 months ago
I'm sorry but the saggy moobs distracted me and traumatised me at the same time.
puddinpoo 9 months ago
What is he playing this at a furniture store or something?
Goodguy33 9 months ago
I weigh literally half the limit, and I'm 6'3'' with an average build
zzyzx0788 9 months ago
Who's "we?" I'm an American, and I barely weigh over 100 lbs.
cyberhoodlum 9 months ago
@ssbbrocks1 Translation: I am only 5.
Megaofthemen 9 months ago 21
Who is this scrawny little pussy? All real Americans tip the scales at 450+ minimum
Sylverias 10 months ago 7
Remember kids, Dieting does not do shit if you don't exercise.
WhiteTiger225 10 months ago
I guess the adamantium Wii Fit board costs too much to produce?
pointkappa 10 months ago
This is the creator of that video I love this video! :) cracks me up! I was such a noob btw I can explain that japanese compersion was a south park refrence. and I can use this board without the damn foam X) I allow you to make fun of me.
mrabtruse 10 months ago
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mrabtruse 10 months ago
This guy looks like Charlie Brown with a thyroid problem
pockypurse 10 months ago
Hallejuah!
CDTheHedgehog 10 months ago
BOOMER!
5282890 11 months ago
fuck the wii fit if you that fat, i used to be 230, now i'm all 170. go to the gym and work your ass off
sopheaku 11 months ago
130 Pounds... I could actually go for a few more pounds.
HARVESTERFTW 11 months ago
I'm 18 and I weight 160 pounds I guess I need to eat more...
dandy269 11 months ago
Yes. Because every American weighs 300 fucking pounds.
jettythesunfish 11 months ago
Hey, ya know what? This guy's got balls. He filmed his fat ass explaining how to make his weight loss device usable for people who are to fat to use it. If I where him, I'd keep myself out of frame, but nope. He doesn't sugar coat it, he's to fat to lose weight, but he's got a plan to solve it.
popsodarootbeers 1 year ago 80
No one debated that the idea behind his video wasn't well-intentioned, but he's making the video as if most American people weigh 330+++ pounds and have this problem, which a lot of viewers would most likely take offense to. America's the fattest country in the world, but 330+ is bigger than fat. 330+ is like you might have already had a heart attack and just not noticed yet kind of fat.
HackedStats 11 months ago
@HackedStats Actually, America has the most people with a BMI that is considered obese, that doesn't mean fat. It is determined by height and weight and nothing else.
America also has a lot of body builders and extremely muscular men, which are considered obese accorded to the BMI, compare to somewhere like england where that are also a lot of fat people, but the lack of a large body building community makes it seem like there are less.
Not to mention the fat people that don't have high BMIs.
loldude83 8 months ago
@popsodarootbeers Has balls? Perhaps, but i bet he cant see them.....sorry, that was horrible, but when would i be able to use that joke again?
mthatguy1111 4 months ago
@mthatguy1111 I thought it was appropriate
popsodarootbeers 4 months ago
@popsodarootbeers He's too fat to lose weight? Do you realize what you are saying? There is no point where you are too fat to lose weight.
ihaveyounow5555 2 months ago in playlist Best Of
@ihaveyounow5555 I don't know about that. I mean there are some people soo fat they can no longer walk. I can't imagine those people being able to lose weight. This guy, though, hasn't reached that point, obviously. So, yeah, he could definitely be able to lose some weight. Though he is better off going to a gym and getting into a regular exercise regiment. Probably should focus on cardio first since I can't imagine his heart being in good shape considering his size.
Battfro 2 months ago in playlist Best Of
I have now seen the perfect reason to lose weight.I dont know how or why but this is my inspiration.
psycotigerman 1 year ago
Oh geez...I weigh 132 pounds and I'm overweight. But...over 330? ._. Oh god.
BurningFeathersPro 1 year ago
don't want to be a killjoy or anything
but this guy is actually autistic.
because i know him
Zenotwapal 1 year ago
@Zenotwapal Just makes it more hilarious.
CasualVideoGamer 1 year ago
@Zenotwapal I know an autistic kid. This guy's pretty articulate for someone with autism; no stutter, no jerky movements. What form does he have?
HackedStats 11 months ago
@HackedStats
Asperger's Syndrome.
Its a form of autism that affects how one acts. They tend to act childish. He knows just as much as the average guy, he just can't use it very well due to the fact that mentally he's on a 14-16 year olds level.
Zenotwapal 10 months ago
@Zenotwapal Um, no.
Aspergers syndrome affects one's ability to read all of that social subtext you call body language. I know this as someone who has Aspergers.
HARVESTERFTW 10 months ago
@HARVESTERFTW
yeah no
absolutely not
so just shut up
Zenotwapal 10 months ago
@Zenotwapal Because some random dude on the internet > someone who actually knows what the hell they are talking about.
HARVESTERFTW 10 months ago
@HARVESTERFTW
yes
and you actually dont know what your talking about hamtaro
Zenotwapal 10 months ago
@Zenotwapal Alright, I'm going to stop arguing with you. All I said was I thought that you saying autistic people acted immature was offensive. I'm autistic, and I don't think I'm that immature.
HARVESTERFTW 10 months ago
Does tight shorts he's wearing. Eughhhhhhhhhhhh.
FireButts15 1 year ago
If this guy is American, than I'm a communist.
TheIr0nMike 1 year ago 4
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TheIr0nMike 1 year ago
I know this video is supposed to be funny and stuff, but goddamnit. I'm already disappointed at being 20-30 pounds underweight, then I see this jackassery.
Not really mad at you guys or anything, just felt like I had to get this out.
todbot1 1 year ago
Well, then, I guess I'm not really a walking skeleton with skin after all. I'm a living, talking Boomer.
Jinjonator1 1 year ago
This is just sad. Why would he even BUY the Wii if he can't use it? I bet that this idea will fail once he breaks through the styrofoam. What an idiot.
Yay248 1 year ago
I hope the government doesn't expell me from america for being like 150 pounds under the standard american weight... People look at me weird enough as it is when I walk in the streets...
DucksInMayonnaise 1 year ago
this guy needs to pay less attention cheatin the weight limit and more time losin 330 pounds
damn thats a lot
supersonicman96 1 year ago
im american im 17...i weight 112 pounds.....god help me
ThisISHappanin 1 year ago
@ThisISHappanin 112 pounds. You should feel ashamed of yourself. God won't help you.
TheIr0nMike 1 year ago
@TheIr0nMike lol
ThisISHappanin 1 year ago
I guess I'm not American. I didn't meet the weight requirement! Will I be deported if I don't gain a couple hundred pounds?
alizow58 1 year ago
I love how this guy actually generalizes Americans as 330+ pounds. What the fuck are we a Nation of Mountain Bears? I mean seriously is he honestly saying the weight limit on Wii Fit is actually unreasonable? LOL
bobbyewing311 1 year ago 101
@bobbyewing311 yeah, while I agree some things are made around japanese people (Elite Beat agents requires adult reaction time, but smaller, more lithe hands) but obesity is not okay. Things like Sleep Aptnia, sleep paralysis, Heartburn, Digestion problems, etc arise from the basic 300lbers. I used to weigh nearly 400LBs from Depression (Which only gets worse as you gain weight) but then I got my act together and am down to 180 (What I should weigh) And I feel much better! 300LBs = Bad kids!
WhiteTiger225 8 months ago
@bobbyewing311 Yeah. I'm 215 pounds (and only 5'7") and I can tell you right now that even that is an above-average weight. Maybe 10% of all adult Americans — or even less, as I think that's overestimating — weigh above 330 pounds.
KingOfKatamari 8 months ago
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buneter 6 months ago
@SuperMarioKarter lol, shove it back before you shoot it!
MrMariofan18 1 year ago
he probably works with vending machines which is why he has so many bottles of pop
sirchadword 1 year ago
I am only half an American.
BabbyPyro 1 year ago
By now, he's probably already finished all those pop bottles and gotten fifty new cases.
Diggeh 1 year ago 8
Man... I weigh like 280lbs, but at least I can do this fantastic thing called "exercise." Y'know.. cardio, push ups, sit ups, weight training.. the thing schools have been trying to get us to do. I can also lean over without grunting. Seriously, how do people let themselves get like this? To the point where a device made for exercising can't withstand their weight?
CasualVideoGamer 1 year ago
why do i all of a sudden have an urge to stand right behind him playing a tuba?
joejoerg 1 year ago
I've lived in America all my life. I'm six foot, eleven inches and weigh 170 lbs. What does that make me? Btw, you and I both know that one can never have enough pop.
sqwrrlta31stest 1 year ago
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I HAVE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM GUYS!
usernameclassifeid 1 year ago
People are drawn to WiiFit because they think that all they have to do to actually lose weight is to waddle in front of their Nintendo. If you play WiiFit to try and lose weight, you are a brain-dead asshole. I'm sorry, I just had to say it.
PickpocketSan 1 year ago
if someone ate luiz, he would just explode out of them and make himself a gothic lolita dress out of their entrails
TheToast7 1 year ago 3
A WILD SNORLAX HAS APPEARED!
A7XKrauserA7X 1 year ago 4
@A7XKrauserA7X thats offensive to snorlaxs everywhere comparing him to them.
pyramidheadkitten9 1 year ago
A mexican
PeanutHeadStevy 1 year ago
Oh, I weigh about 190. I guess I'm not a true American.
DinerSals 1 year ago
everyone just say how american they aren't, 6'3 180 lb, body fat % 3.9 born and raised in hawaii
soccerballa808 1 year ago
I'm 5 feet 8 inches. I weigh 118 pounds and born and raised in Jacksonville, Florida. FLORIDA!
newbobandmrhappy 1 year ago
@SuperMarioKarter *person barfs* christ in a handbasket! i'm all gooed
blader09111 1 year ago
The fact that this guy had to find a way to bypass a 330-lb weight limit scares me. At that point, doesn't it ever cross your mind that maybe you should get help? Try to lose some of that? I'm not in shape either, but even to me, 330 is scary.
RedSalamander 1 year ago 7
This guy watched Spy who shagged me 11 years ago, saw Fat Bastard, and yelled, I wanna be that guy when I et older!
Linkeh24 1 year ago 4
Who want's to bet he hasn't seen his feet since the Regan Administration?
Setzergabbini 1 year ago
Oh my gosh, the sun has come in contact with the earth! Oh, wait that's Ted. He's just wearing the yellow shirt.
Dellazice 1 year ago 49
His tits are bigger than the Wii.
Morflathen 1 year ago 6
fuck i feel sorry for the wiiboard i mean think of how much pressure its got.
pyramidheadkitten9 1 year ago
WILD SNORLAX APPEARED!
TimeDawg 1 year ago 8
@TimeDawg Even Snorlax would say, "damn that's a big fat ass!"
CasualVideoGamer 1 year ago
Aw, I'm not a true American! I don't weigh enough! :(
Better start eating 4000 calories a day like this guy or I'll never be an American.
KikiKawiki 1 year ago 4
He then proceeded to eat the camera, so the video cut at 5:11.
repsmart 1 year ago 5
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repsmart 1 year ago
I really think this guy has never seen another american, just holed up in his house, playing wii games alone, thinking that all americans look like him
iceshaver 1 year ago
I just watched some fat fuck waddle for 4 and a half minutes.
My popcorn tastes funny.
ArchangelDrake 1 year ago
There's a difference between American and Amurikhan
Convoicev2 1 year ago 3
HEY LOOK!An elephant!Try feeding it peanuts
CheatMasterAOD 1 year ago 6
Lol Americans are fat
CheatMasterAOD 1 year ago
People that weigh 330 are skinny?
What's obese? 1,200?
DirtyTrick 1 year ago 6
That means you're a true American.
MrJoker773 1 year ago
Despite every other comment pointing this out, I'm still having trouble believing that this guy think's he's the ideal image of the average American.
FutonForensic 1 year ago 3
Well shit, i'm apparently 200 pounds underweight then. Also, I think he's got more soda in his living room there than I've had in my entire life. And what's in all those boxes back there, like, every single flavor of potato chips known to mankind? I bet Sam's Club has to close for a week to restock after this guy buys his fucking groceries.
NocturnalAdventurer 1 year ago 4
Looks like this guy pulled off the biggest soda heist in US history.
MrJoker773 1 year ago 4
@MrJoker773
I think he ate the biggest food in history.
ahzimantu 1 year ago 6
Well, there is a reason people over 330 shouldn't play. He sucks at it.
rayn10 1 year ago
Hey, don't be a hater. It's just helpful advice from one fat fuck to another.
Cythrin 1 year ago
jesus christ this mans finger if cut off could end world hunger.
pyramidheadkitten9 1 year ago
@SuperMarioKarter THROWING A MOLOTOV!
pyramidheadkitten9 1 year ago 2
Good lord man, I'm fat but even I can play WiiFit.
Don't lump me in with you, lumpy.
LowEndLem 1 year ago
I also find it hilarious how it may not actually be that he's bad at the game, but rather the fact that he's exceeding the limit so much that the game is having a hard time registering his movements. Notice when he leans and his character doesn't move, as if it only registers extremes, or if it's under too much pressure.
Shoyz 1 year ago
It's almost like he thinks that being American is an excuse to be fat. The average weight for Americans is pretty high, but I bet it's by weight average instead of per person because there can be one of him for every 5 skinny Americans and we'd still come out technically overweight.
Shoyz 1 year ago 7
Oh God this is perfect. He's over 330 pounds and buys soda by the case. How does he not have a heart attack just by bending over to put the balance board on the styrofoam cut-out?
ahzimantu 1 year ago
The most hilarious thing about him sucking is that it can be fully explained with a scientific term.
Inertia.
Jucaprost 2 years ago
I can only imagine that he's involved in some bizarre mad experiment involving diabetes. That's the only explanation for a fat guy, WiiFit, and a lethal dose of soda.
TheAdmiral 2 years ago 6
So fat that not even the Wii Fit let you play it ?
There is no hope for that guy...
RobGrix 2 years ago 4
I think it's funnier that he thinks that all Americans are fat and it's not a problem than the fact that he's fat.
Roykidsego 2 years ago 22
Oh dear lord, it's like watching a walrus floss. It's terrifying but you can't not watch the flab go over a line.
Dellazice 2 years ago 5
You know, he'd have better work outs cleaning his damn house.
AND GET RID OF ALL THE SODA DAMN IT!
Krbyfan1 2 years ago 4
Man the harpoons!
TravelJoe2010 2 years ago 9
Shit, I'm not American enough!
Someone get me some cake!
HHKelevra 2 years ago 35
Because clearly when you get a game that's suppose to make you look decent, you're suppose to be the best at it no matter what. Fuck getting fit, you got to be the best.
Darkmatt717 2 years ago
Yeah, he fooled the board alright, but he's got way bigger problem then that...
twinkledryad 2 years ago 9
Yeah like this bastard is going to Japan. He can't even fit in the damn plane.
Unknownhero1423 2 years ago 12
he got in (through the cargo entrance) but he couldnt fly because he weighed down the plane
CaptainTinTyrant 2 years ago 4
so if your 329 your not an american either and considered skinny LOL this guy needs to hit weight watchers, jenny craig and stacker 2 fast.
HieiYYH2 2 years ago 3
i don't want to see this dude hit anything, i imagine the results would be catastrophic.
EdinaFryer 2 years ago 3
Wii fit kirby edition. lol
Autumndapple 2 years ago
i'm watching this guy wobble on the balance board and i'm wondering why he won't use his whole body so he can maybe lose half a pound after all the cheeseburgers he's going to stuff down his throat after the video cuts out.
TheCheezWizz 2 years ago
Only REAL Americans way over 330 pounds! If you weigh less than that, you must be a Japanese person pretending to be an American.
America, yeah!
TheSamuraiGoomba 2 years ago 10
or maybe they're new americans. before they get americanized.
TheCheezWizz 2 years ago
Maybe they're Communists disguised as Americans. Communist Japanese. I'm sure that's how this guy's brain works.
TheSamuraiGoomba 2 years ago 3
weebles wobble
and when they fall down they cause property damage
LynxWinters 2 years ago 9