Black holes & You... that's what she said...

[NuttyNarwhal]

That was a REALLY bad "that's what she said." And by bad, I mean suckish.

[sinnoh2014]

*grabs phone* i dial 1 800 111 111 still waiting for jory or zac............ to order the large hadron collinder

[RobinGoesUTube]

*SOLD*

[selfshadowxx]

hmmm... somethings fishy... why do i get the feeling its a fake product...AHA I GOT IT... ok i got nothing :/

[BigmarioBV]

Excuse me dose this sell in stores because Im ready to buy it

[CorrectTV]

hey, I sent the first payment... where is my marvelous pasta universe opening device??!

[kmatac241]

don't cross the streams; it could be catastrophic

[katelovesfrenchtoast]

"$16,000,000....99!" Hahahahahaha

[derman077]

We start with a point, whether or not we make one.

[Mildrevolution]

Zac got married in that tie haha.

[bigteo90]

holy crap is that jory

[wwood14]

Which guy is Bevis?? Ok, which one is Butthead?? Heeheee!

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

This skit seems inspired by one of you misspelling "collider."

[sdarms111]

The tall guy is hot!

[Br3akTh3W1nd]

:D:D:D

[jologs21]

shipping and handling cost? hahhahalaols

[TheRadioIsBroken]

Why they gotta be "Black "Holes?

[RioAnn3]

@TheRadioIsBroken Because when we look at the sky and see one... we see nothing... we see black...  I thought it was obvious.

[grafight]

Speaking of particle physics and relativity...

I'm just glad these two aren't my relatives.

[aCagedApe]

It would be nice if we could open a black hole that would destroy our entire solar system.

[Luttenegger15234]

Lol. 10 easy payments of 16 million dollars.

[DubiousKing]

Jory looks like a creeper with the way he's standing throughout the video (the bent arms and hunched shoulders). Especially when I mentally add a couple hundred pounds and a neck-beard.

[sonyfan919]

this was edited with sony vegas

[BlckHrt141]

I'm gonna laugh my ass off if a kid falls for this xD

[cruzmaq]

lol.. hilarious

[Jerry2665]

Good job guys I laugh my ass of

[SuperSigned]

the experiment is such a waste of money,thei invested in the wrong direction.

[tj012345678901234567]

@SuperSigned by doing this it will prove particle theory which proves pretty much that the big bang happened once again i'm sorry science is to big for your tiny christian brain.

[DMbeasley17]

@tj012345678901234567 It won't prove that it actually happened, if it succeeds it'll prove that it COULD've happened. You can't possibly know what caused the Universe's existence. Don't bash others belief's and call them stupid when you don't know what your talking about yourself.

[SuperSigned]

@tj012345678901234567 ok. i replayed nice..do the same:(.... maybe they are going to do something...anyway it is going to take them a loooot !!!! of time to even figure out what they did,i mean the data they will get from this will be to much to handle for them,at this time,that is why i'm saying is a waste of money .

[tj012345678901234567]

@SuperSigned srry, this was over a year ago and i've matured much more in my comments since then... my apologies. Anyways, the data is sent through computer programs, then processed so scientists won't have to read ridiculous amounts of data. Not to mention there are hundreds of people reading the data so it won't be as bad. It will probably take a couple of months to process the data so it's not too bad. Also, it will provide insight into our universe's beginnings. It isn't a waste of money.

[SuperSigned]

@tj012345678901234567 ok. no harm done..so we shall see ,then we can understand better and can talk from facts.

[mross5013]

lol. it's so lame that it's funny.

[cRispYnUtZ13]

yea but can it play crysis?

[o0BlingJatt0]

Stupid

[ryokot4]

FAKE AND GAY!

[kondora1]

There is one Black Hole in White House ho ho ho...

[Apinitis]

гавнатаз

[crayfishcrazy]

does it make lasagna?

[Baldoxxx4000]

hadron collider doesnt do shit, its actually a septic tank full of shit.

[HAUEhuaheau91]

I'm soooo geting one :D

[TMundo]

That was great. I was always impressed with the colliders, but yeah, they have no practical application whatsoever. I'm sure much is learned in science, and don't get me wrong, later on down the line there may be, but for the moment this is funny.

[marcuelcajon]

Wow. This was completely retarded!

[somemoreupinthedolla]

sites.google. com/site/controversyprocon/hom­e

[2012nugget]

Great work, laughed my arse off.

 OnePeace

[DynastyPercussion]

"10 easy payments of $16,000,000!"

I get that every 2 weeks.

[LeewinLan]

@DynastyPercussion ?

[DynastyPercussion]

@LeewinLan I get $16,000,000 every paycheck(every 2 weeks lol)

[hamstap85]

i used to think it was the large 'hardon' collider..makes a good pun tho

[PlayaDontHate24]

thats cool...i wonder how that works...is there intsructions on how these guys made thiers?

[TheLiberalSoup]

oh, i thought i was going to get a physics video.

[GreenPliskin]

great two talentless non-funny asshats stealing the voice from paid programing salesmen..please continue making videos that have the wit of wet sandpaper.

[Chuckjagermeister]

Gay. Boring. Not funny. No offense but they seem to mock real physics and if it was actually funny it could pass by me but. Zzzzzzzzz. Sorry.

[honeycomb421]

my intials are lhc lol

[puredemoniczick]

WOOT

[Shadowfoot1981]

Subscribed ;)

[thebober10]

large hadron collider? i hardly know her!

[mlgbro2]

that was gayyyy.

[BBoyXy]

this is boring ...sorry! :S

[CrocodileAvoider]

This video consists entirely of anti-matter.

[hiltondoyletrio]

check out our videos

[Marktim84]

jory? what channel is this?

[B4LN]

i see only a soldering iron and some leds , but it was still funny ^^

[Khartoum29]

u guys are fucking stupid

[markd3570]

Yea, but can it get rid of that mole on your neck? Or do you need a photon torpedo for that?

[inafantasyland]

i like how jory looks like a evil scientist at the beginningl it was oddly sexy

[CheesePie1313]

I want one!

[MGFiIms]

Kick ass shades Zach.

[do0rkn0b]

i see the mole undernearth your double chin, don't post in hd ever again.

[TheJomogogo]

@do0rkn0b

That's not a mole, he had a shit sandwhich for lunch an it's a bit of leftover fecal matter that dribbled down his chin.

[anim8ordude]

Rofl, this is great. Awesome work guys, I really enjoyed it.

[tecno40]

I called but the operator said they didn't sell that product :(

[TNG128MB]

Do you ship outside the US ?

[RethParish]

I can't wait till they make a black hole and the whole Earth just disappears. /sarcasm

[firestar20000]

I called, but only got a ring tone.

[sunnasecrets]

hahahahahhaha!

[heeeeheeee12]

lol

[JluuisS]

I like large hard-on collisions.

[dnave21]

I say put in a microwave and microwave it

[lalomean]

@dnave21 they already did....

[piratecheese13]

@dnave21 jorry already did

[TheEPICtrainrider]

I would buy it.

[supersmalls]

hahaha what does the fine print actually say???

[Zebeast123]

i gotta get me one of those

[leolacious]

Send me one......coz i need to annihilate my high school.........

[tombell12]

I guess you guy's are using Jon's wicked HD camcorder as well? ;)

[bigguy1028]

I just got my LHC and my pasta is out of this world!

[dudeniker]

I want one!

[dhfhdfhd]

SCIENCE!

[2xN]

Can be yours for ten easy payments of only sixteen million dollars... ninety nine!

[MadayTwentySeven]

DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!

[jimmychoo9001]

one of the best AFP'S!!!

[BoredChemist]

what about "is it a good idea to hadron collide this?"

[LAFFProductions2]

@BoredChemist pop some dental floss in there and get a white rope when it comes out,pop a sandwich in there and get a giant sandwich when it comes out,

[tophergrallison]

HAPPY

[RJ94I]

lol only 10 payments sixteen million ninety nine!

[TGracia93]

HA BISKY!

[hlblade57]

you should change the number dude because its for like timeshares in california

[bg048]

They keep on putting me on hold :(

[CaNaDiiAnBaCoN]

El Oh El.

[gucciardi77]

lmfao i want one

[dirwund]

it's all so clear to me now. all i need to turn this shitty day into a marginally less miserable span of existence is one of your large hadron colanders to scientifically reinforce the comfort food that is pasta. thank you zachary little and jory caron, my gastrointestinal track as well as my mood have renewed hope.

[EMYDreadnaught]

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!

[kittypower361]

Awesomenesssss!!!!

I want pasta now though....

[poptarttoshi]

i'd buy it.....

[Dirkzero1]

that was awesome!

[SuperNetSpyder]

start Tool : Vicarious at the same time as your video. thats intense.

[kingjulien86]

i really wish i could read the fine print. i think it says something cool but i can't tell.

[MiserablerHurensohn]

@kingjulien86

The fine print is just the Wiki entry for the LHC.

1080p is cool!

[BluckisLove]

At that low, low price, I'd be a fool not to order one!

[FFEEZZProductions]

@BluckisLove thats what she said!

[UltimateIRS]

@BluckisLove - That's the opposite of what she said!

[lobsterhannah]

But does it double as a hat?!! Or will my head activate it and after 7 hours my head will be 'tasty'?

[zeldman95]

I called the number, but they said they had no clue what a Large Hadron Colander was. Then they thought it was a prank and hung up D:

[Linkshadow24]

OMG WHERE CAN I SIGN UP...this would be so kewl to give 2 my school lol

[lzepp220]

Yo Mighty Putty, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but the Large Hadron Collander is the greatest infomercial product OF ALL TIME!

[powergannon]

I went to 5 star this... then I remembered.

[2009letitrock]

lol where do you guys come up with stuff?

[NullH3ad]

LOL That's epic.

[HABISKY]

$160 million dollars..... what a bargain!!!

[josh20022]

ill take 10

[TuhdTheTroll]

Jory is hunching over like Igor so he stays in the shot. You need taller friends.

[Fl4dd3rm0uz]

what about COLLIDER??? holy smokes ! large hadron collider? (because the particles collide with each other.. like BOOOOm ;) ) it's only maximum 2 hours to geneva.. so no need anyways :D just in case i would want to try it out first... :)

[Fl4dd3rm0uz]

I think i just didn't get the wits in here.. no i did not.. but ONE DAY I'LL GET IT ... and then,.....

[kazooga1234]

lofl that is more like a pasta bomb then food ha bisky upload i cant stop laughing i love the comercails u create great vid

[vCALIJURI]

DO NOT MAKE FUN OF PHYSICS

and there is no way it can create a black hole.and if it does it will desapears in less then seconds

sice its 7MeV coligion of a proton and a antiproton

[UncheckedIrony]

hold on hold on

you just said that it was impossible for a black hold to appear

and then gave a light scenario if it did happen

you are contradictoanting urself

[BorgMercenary]

What did the huge disclaimer say?

[joecool248]

Lol awesome vid

[emmyrad]

HI JORY!

[emmyrad]

Lol family proton pasta night! XD

Sounds like a plan!

[DuggabbooDC]

No porn joke like Large Hardon Collider? Really?

[moviesunrated]

Thing is, they probably aren't going to activate it properly, because its too un-reliable, everytime they try it breaks down. And I bet they must get thousands of Hate letters from religious people saying that they will comit suicide if proven wrong that there is no God and this is how Earth was created, thats just my theory, but it is very un-reliable.

[bizzisayswhat]

I have a feeling that shooting pasta with protons would make pure awesome.

[Mr937595]

There gathering a lot of data, but it will be best in 2013 when they can run it at full speed

[cooldudekatty]

Okay everyone...it's pronounced Hay-drohn. The a is long. It bothered me through this whole video.

[MAFDA7ilmstudios]

OOh briljant! I want more of these commercials :)

[tadshackles]

I was skeptical but this was pretty damn funny!!!

[xXxKinkyxXxKittenxXx]

the sham wow guy needs to find a new job....u guys can definitely sell a product better then he ever could!

[dyno408]

lol dont cross the streams

[innrrage2]

God have placed you guys on earth to create the greatest thing in the universe and He was right. *Two thumbs up*

[MrRapier1812]

rofl

[kkrabs01]

for shame some of the footage was lost!

[smugdouglas]

The electric screwdrivers really make this video. =D

[hobomnky]

lmao best video yet

[Hypercoaster1989]

Okay, this is just full of win. What do I enjoy more than political sarcasm/satire? Scientific sarcasm/satire! What eccentric, quark-y humor you guys have! OH! Lame joke needed to be added... Will my hadron collander make pasta that is thermodynamically favorable? Or do I have to pay extra for that? -Hypercoaster1989-

[MRrogers91]

man i thought i had the best cooking equipment around. i guess i better start saving up.

[MFCFMCF]

I wouldn't buy it, it may sound like a good deal, but the shipping is $20,000 per ounce. That is how they get ya.

[ducktapelover1]

why is there always one guy thats thumbs this funny shit down??

it just doesn't make any sense to me

[Chinahat242]

I'll take two.

[ElCrazyCommunist]

finally some one makes an invention that can end germanys hunger

[Montera15]

nice promo guys lol!!

[pashosha44]

I lol'd.

[liayuki29]

of...deliciousness ..and death XD

[HunterGBeast]

*takes out check book*

I knew my pasta was missing a lil proton flavor.

[AngryFilmsProduction]

@HunterGBeast how can that be... "you have no idea what you're missing" isn't that the saying?...

-Jory caron

[HunterGBeast]

@AngryFilmsProduction look, I was gonna buy one, don't try to talk me out of it. that is just terrible business sense :D

[100kallibur]

lol, a bowl with a soldering iron taped to it.

ITS GENIUS!!!

[AngryFilmsProduction]

@100kallibur what... no... it's space age... like.. physics and shit...

-Jory Caron

[cary123]

@AngryFilmsProduction my fridge dosent go to absolute zero, will a new fridge cost less then over 9000 trillion dollers?

[Greuga]

haha nice job

[dycamm]

I'll take twenty.

[JPizzle1122]

I'll have to wait for the 1080p to encode so I can read that fine-print... because right now, I'm awfully suspicious if this is a real product or not!

- Jon

[AngryFilmsProduction]

@JPizzle1122 actually if you read the fine print you'll find that it's against the terms of service to read the fine print...

-Jory Caron

[Shotgunmerc]

@AngryFilmsProduction LOL

[hedecky58]

ughhhhhhhhh....... wht?

[BIB16bear]

sooooo cheap

[thegreatdude14]

is it just me or does doug from then hangover look just like jory

[thecomfyshirt]

simply lols

[falcone619]

we need more vids like this

[michael123425]

thats what he said

[ADeadWorksProduction]

Best way to cook pasta in 7 hrs.

[jjgenesis]

Third and something constructive, Its spelt cullindder, but it made me laugh my jizz out

[AngryFilmsProduction]

@jjgenesis it's either cullEnder or Colander...

-Jory Caron

[GwarsuxFtw]

@AngryFilmsProduction edward cullender. oh god what have i done!?

[DeltaPhi79]

@AngryFilmsProduction So would a cullEnder kill Robert Pattinson like Robot wants? :D

[iHaveOneArm]

they were right it's spelled Colander