@Smokey672000 I saw a Triangle? And even if it had an eye inside it, its called 'The Eye of Province' - an ancient Egyptian sign that had nothing to do with Christianity and the 'Illuminati'.
@OliByGolly1 watch on the 1 dollar note... go in a church(in europe) and u will find illuminati sings in tha churchs.. ra`s allseeing eye(and pyramid is one of the illu signs) is an illuminati sign! u know nada...
@OliByGolly1 I am pretty sure u r against the occupy wallstreet movement! right?and yes only if u have luck they will kill ya, if u sleep otherwise you(they) have an "Heartattck" or a "car accident", it has all happend! If u are in the Upperclass/Illuminati/elite I have only this 4 u:KILLUMINATI, from the 99%, 10-15% have awaken and we became more and more! even ur satanic rituals in the boheminagrove(watch the video here on youtube) cant stop us!
@Smokey672000 Well excuse me then, i will now to go to my bedroom and wait for an Elite Illuminatus to come and murder me.
This is why these rumours spread. Because Idiots convince gullible people like yourself to teach other people of the Illuminati and there murderous ways..
There's nothing wrong with German, but you could've at least put "Die" in the title or "(Deutsch)" afterwards. We occasionally spell it "Josef" in English as well.
HITLERCORE!!!! WAS IST HIER LOS!!! REDET MA DEUTSCH HIER! KAPIER NICHTS! Hört auf euch solche kiddie sendungen anzuschauen ihr babys, schaut mal lieber Berlin Tag&Nacht, das hat mehr style und niveau leutz!!!
Uhm... im not even kidding all i can make out is "Nazis" " Die English" "Russian" "Terror"... jesus, its been like 70 years since WW2 and they STILL hate everyone. No but seriously, calm the fuck down German's, obviously if its the same spelling and different language we're going to say something.
No, germans are easy to troll because their language is stupid and their society is servile. Germans ruined Europe twice, allowing a redneck town called the USA to become a superpower
I learned German as my second language, out of respect for my heritage. But every time.... EVERY time I come across German folks, they insist I speak in English, regardless of what they think of how my German in spoken, either in the US or Germany.
But other people in the US, whose languages are Hmong, Spanish, Russian, whatever, languages I don't have the time to learn (nor do I wish to, too hard), they barely speak English at all.
I'm at a loss here. I was born to speak English in the USA.
An alle amerikanischen (weltfremden) Trottel: Englisch ist eine GERMANISCHE Sprache!! Seht endlich mal ein dass Englisch nicht die einzige Sprache ist!
@dermagier82 Dieses Video ist hier nur in deutsch vorhanden. Wenn also offensichtlich viele Nutzer Schwierigkeiten haben, den Sinn des Videos zu erfassen, dann hat es nichts mit "Daumen hooh Geilen" zu tun, wenn man den Text übersetzt, damit auch Menschen, die der deutschen Sprache nicht mächtig sind über das Video lachen können, ohne dafür eine neue Sprache lernen zu müssen.
@Osterochse I mean "The(fucking) Simpsons", duh. It's quite ridiculous to make someone put a language indication when the language has not been changed/dubbed over, it's in original form. Clear enough for you?
On the other hand, when people post a dubbed-over clip and fail to post any language indication- that's annoying, no matter what the original language was.
immer das selbe Gebrabbel von wegen "learn english" usw...
Und dann immer noch diese "Daumen hoch Geilen", die es auch noch ins Englische rückübersetzen...
Die englischsprechende Welt hat noch immer nicht kapiert, dass auf dieser Welt auch noch andere Sprachen existieren, welche so nebenbei wesentlich eleganter klingen als das aufs Wesentlichste reduzierte Englisch.
@siegfriedfreud1984 Nein, dafür hat es zuviele Konsonanten - aber Deutsch ist eine unheimlich präzise und vielschichtige Sprache mit meist mehreren Wörtern für dieselbe Bedeutung (und das nicht nur bei Nomen!) und darüber hinaus etlichen Lehnwörtern. Hätte ich's nicht als Muttersprache, ich würd's lernen!
Wer eine Gesellschaftlich noch mehr differenzierende Sprache sucht soll doch Japanisch lernen...
@jessasnamoi Du hast mich falsch verstanden. Ich meine, du solltest mal nach Griechenland fahren und dort fragen, ob deutsch für sie "elegant" klingt? Die Frage allein ist der reinste Hohn anbetracht dessen, was die Nazis (deutsch sprechend) dort angerichtet haben. Eine Sprache besteht nicht im liftleeren Raum, sondern ist auch immer geprägt von der Geschichte. Daher ergibt sind das mit der "Eleganz" von selbst.
@siegfriedfreud1984 Volksverräter wie dich, die sogar eine komplette Sprache wegen 12 Jahren, in den Dreck ziehen, sollte man am Marktplatz baumeln lassen. Ehrlose Gestalt.
@AtIantis08 Ich kenne Leute wie dich. Im Internet das große Maul und sobald du die Wohnung verlässt der Duckmäuser. Ekelhaft. Ich würde einem Fremden nie sagen, er solle am Baum baumeln. Aber anscheinend gibt es Menschen, die in undenkbare Tiefen sinken, Außerdem hast du meinen Kommentar gar nicht verstanden.
@siegfriedfreud1984 Natürlich habe ich deinen Kommentar verstanden. Du bist ein widerlicher, linker Volksverräter. Versteckst dich hinter deinem pseudointellektuellen Gequatsche und in im wahren Leben bist du nur ein verweichtliches Muttersöhnchen.
Übrigens würde man dir für die Aussage mit der deutschen Sprache in "Nord"italien oder auch in Kroatien, den Schädel einschlagen. Aber wie es aussiehst fehlen dir die historischen Zusammenhänge ;) Weltfremder Spinner
@siegfriedfreud1984 Also ich denke bei Französisch und Englisch nicht an Verbrechen während der Kolonialzeit, bei Türkisch nicht an den Armenier Genozid, bei Russisch nicht an den stalinistischen Terror und bei Deutsch nicht an Nazis und deren Terror gegen andere Völker!
Ich wollte zum Ausdruck bringen, dass die englischsprachige Welt die Existenz anderer Sprachen kaum wahrnimmt, nicht mehr und nicht weniger...
@dermagier82 i like english, it's a very practical language, so much literature, films and music, and people to talk to... and argue. i was learning german in school for ten years, but there's just no use for it now or any other language. anyway it's not the english people who complain but THE people.
Es gibt nen Unterschied zwischen Sprache lernen und Akzent beherrschen;)
Letzeres ist enorm schwer und verlangt jahrelange Übung und auch das Leben unter Menschen die diese Sprache sprechen.
Aber es gibt ja auch in den Sprachen akzentuale Unterschiede.
So spricht z.B. ein Engländer immer anderes Englisch als ein Amerikaner und ein Schotte oder Waliser spricht es nochmal ganz anders. Auch Neufundländer, Australier, Inder und Südafrikaner haben ihre eigenen Akzente.
englisch ist eine indo-germanische sprache so was wie kinder deutsch eine sächsiche abart und wer englisch mit deutschem akzent spricht wird in allen ländern in denen englisch amtssprache ist immer noch am besten verstanden
@dermagier82 Agreed, it's pretty dumb of people to hate on something just because it isn't english... but don't think that ALL the english-speaking world is like that!
@thenewclement The most ingorant thing is than germans think that all world must speak they language, to understand them. I dont speak perfect english, Im not native speaker but I learn english only from watching english cartoons as the kid without school. :P
@MrDrattius I'm German and I do not think that the rest of the world should be able to understand our language! Nevertheless it is an important language...
By the way: the Americans and French are, in my opinion, the most ignorant people in this case!
@Bl4ckM4trix Not all Americans are ignorant. It's mostly the people in power and the Southern "WE SAVED YER ASS IN WW2!" bible-thumpers. I do agree, however, that German is an important language; as it is the language that influenced English, my lanuage, the most.
The English language arose from German, it was north German tribes (Anglo Saxons) that invaded the British Island and replaced the former spoken language here (Welsh or something, not sure) with a German dialect that would become English.
Thats why "English" is categorized as a "Germanic" language, like Scandinavian languages, Dutch & German.
Still, everybody should learn English, German is not that important.
@Jonathanizer Lernt ihr doch unsere Sprache! Immer tun die Briten und Amis so, als wären sie besonderer als alle anderen Völker. Wir sind alle gleich, kapiert es! Jedes Volk hat eine schreckliche Geschichte, aber ihr - US-Amerikaner und Briten - habt die schlimmste!
Wessen Sprache soll ich lernen? Also meine Muttersprache - deutsch - habe ich schon als Kleinkind erlernt, danach Englisch, Französisch und Spanisch in der Schule, während des Studiums noch Bulgarisch und Mandarin.
Tja jetzt stehste aber ganz schön doof da. Und btw von der unserer Geschichte ablenken in man mit Dreck auf andere Länder wirft, meist keine gute Idee, besser klappt es aufzuzeigen, dass das moderne Deutschland anders ist als das Dritte Reich.
@Jonathanizer Ich beherrsche Deutsch, Türkisch, Aserbaidschanisch, Französisch und Englisch, und das reicht mir. Ich bin kein Nazi und habe nichts mit dem Dritten Reich zu tun. Außerdem bin ich linksgerichtet, und nicht rechts wie die meisten US-Amerikaner! Heute sind die Briten und Amis die richtigen Nazis und Barbaren, denn ihr macht alles, was euch gefällt. Die Menschenwürde der ärmeren Völker interessiert euch nicht, also tut auch nicht so, als wärt ihr der "Messias"!
Hab ich gesagt du seist Nazi? Nö. Hab ich gesagt du seist rechtsgerichtet? Nö. Hab ich bestritten dass auch USA & UK historische Fehler gemacht haben? Nö.
Du scheinst ne Menge in meinem Posting zu lesen was da nicht steht, aber dass ich Deutscher bin scheinst du noch nicht mitgeschnitten zu haben.
Und eigentlich wollte ich dich ja nicht persönlich angreifen, sondern nur klarmachen, dass es immer falsch ist über andere Völker (Nazis & Barbaren) zu verallgemeinern.
I didnt say Welsh is a dead language, by "it was replaced" i meant it was replaced as the major language which was formerly spoken all over the British Islands. No disrespect intended. Now its a minority language. Greetings, Jon.
Oh dont worry you didnt overreact. Half the people here insult each other, your post was moderate and completely okay :) My phrasing was not clear, good we took care of that now.
@JdmTheMilitaryMan Yeah, American English has also lots of Greek, Russian, Chinese, Spanish and lots and lots of other influences from the different immigrants that have arrived there since the 19th century. The United States is chock full of immigrants.
@KronnangDunn So? Are you trying to contradict me? Or agreeing but trying to add some info? I actually dont know what you are trying to say.
@Atvishees "We have the second-largest amount of Wikipedia pages?"
1. Was meinst du mit "We", Wiki gehört jedem, egal welche Sprache.
2. Ich kapier nicht was das für ein Argument sein soll, alle relevanten Seiten gibts auch auf Englisch, meist besser, da bringt es einem absolut garnichts deutsch zu lernen.
@Jonathanizer Well it didnt really arise from "German" did it, the country of Germany or indeed the concept of Germany didnt exist at that time and they did not speak anything like the German language that is spoken today. I agree that both languages come from the same Germanic base but thats vastly different from a base of what we know as modern day Germany and its language
Did I say anything that contradicts your explanations? Of course modern Germany isnt the same as the loose collections of medieval tribes back then. So? Still the people who brought the (at that time) new language to the island came from where Germany is today, and English & German are very similar.
Weiß ich, wie du auch an meinem Kommentar sehen kannst. Dort erkläre ich was "germanic" ist, nämlich Englisch, Niederländisch, Deutsch und Skandinavische Sprachen. ;)
@Jonathanizer Don't forget the french norman influence on english. The english crown spoke french exclusivley for a major part of the medieval period. Richard the lionheart didn't speak a word of saxon english. It was only due to the black plague killing so many influential normans that saxon english got its foot back in the door, though ultimately changed by french influences.
@Jonathanizer english actually has a ton of influence from the romantic languages as well, especially french and spanish (italian not so much) as well as german.
I dont forget any other influence. Of course there is a lot of roman language influence in all European languages because latin was the language of the church and sciences for a long time. But this influence cant compare with the significance of the germanic roots of English, over 90% of the words in modern English correspond with the translation in German.
word - wort, long - lang, all - alle, influence - einfluss ... and so on.
@Jonathanizer You only got half you history right. After the Norman Invasion, the Normans forced the British to speak French. English faded in memory and was lost. Only when the British started to rebel against their Norman oppressors did English gain resurgence, but only as a bastard language mixed with many French slang words. Today, there are far more French influence in modern English than German.
Sorry, but thats nonsense. I speak English, French and German, and while English and German are very similar and French has some overlap with both German and English, French is the one language of these three thats different. Trust me.
You can also see this is true because (not me but linguists) categorize both English and German as "Germanic" languages. Look it up, its the actual term. French is a "Roman" language and more similar to Spanish, Italian and Roumanian.
@Jonathanizer If you had an argument, then you seem to have lost it. All you did was assert that French is different from English. Well, of course, it is.
After the Norman Conquest, the English Language borrowed heavily from the Norman-French, and vocabulary and spelling conventions began to give the superficial appearance of a close relationship with Romance languages to what had now become Middle English. Modern English retains far more the Norman-French than Anglo Saxon-German.
You can claim whatever you want, it doesnt make it true. I could now repeat what I wrote before, but since you didnt seem to care for facts the first time I wrote it, why bother. You dont have to trust my personal knowledge on this, just get a little education on linguistics in general and you'll see what you write there is pretty much distorted nonsense.
@Jonathanizer Let me guess, you’re a troll, right...?
You know that second paragraph I wrote in my second post? I cribbed that from a book on the history of the English Language from an Oxford University Professor who did a famed documentary on the subject for BBC. You can find a video of it here on YouTube.
Can you say PWNED!
Next time you want to spout nonsense and repeat trite myths about the English Language, do some real research and don’t pull it out of your ass, asshole!
Then, if French and English is closer than German and English - something that everyone with advanced skills in all three these languages will tell you is not true - why then is English and German categorized as Germanic language, and French a whole other category? "superficial appearance"?^^ I dont know if the famed professor has any motives beyond revealing facts, but this surely seems to be the case with you.
@Jonathanizer You obviously need a lesson in English History. Less than 5,000 words from Old English (Anglo-Saxon) are still in use today as compared to 7 times as many from Middle English (Norman-French) words.
Here is a YouTube link on a short history of the English Language from Grammar Spice:
watch?v=v_Y_Z5Ab6y4
Learn something before posting anything else. I am getting sick and tired of dealing with anymore of your nonsense.
Why would I waste my time klicking on some dubious youtube-vid links when you with your acclaimed advanced education on this topic cant even answer a simple question?
All you do is post fairy tales as if they were facts, ignore arguments and then start with the personal attacks, as if you can convince me you're right by calling me "troll" or "asshole". The one who needs a lesson (in something much more general than linguistics) is you.
@Jonathanizer I don't deal in non-sequiturs or suffer nonsense from fools who pose rhetorical questions and don't know when their shit stinks. If you ever had anything intelligent to say, then you long since passed that point, and I would advise you to stop posting your ignorance for everyone to see here. And if, finally, you feel offended by my referring to you as a “troll” and an “asshole”, then that is naturally because you proven these insults prescient, and are deserving of them.
You dont speak foreign languages, but claim to know more about them than people who actually speak them. You cant answer a simple question that debunks your whole whacky theory and your only argument is insulting the person you are argueing against. And of course that insult is proven to be true by... nothing, but who cares, you know nobody except the both of us is reading this. Bravo, now you're the only person in the world who agrees with jackdeath.
@Jonathanizer Wow! You are now propping up strawmen. Did you grow it yourself?
Why don't you look at the 'Story of English Episode 2' on YouTube and learn the truth I have been telling you. What are you afraid to find? That you have been making a complete ass of yourself? Oh! Too late, you have already done that!
Or will you make another appeal from authority. You seem to be living under the delusion that speaking more than one language gives you more insight into English. I disagree.
@jackdeath Oh! And I love the fallacy that my answering your rhetorical question will somehow prove your fanciful delusions correct. You truly don’t disappoint in abandoning all reason for obtuse nonsense, while making lame assertion about my veracity and refusing to look at the sources I have given you.
This, of course, is made more comical by your appeals to authority based on personal subjective belief rather than evidence. And then you wonder why I call you a 'Troll' and 'Asshole'. Really?
1. I dont wonder that you would call me "troll" or "asshole". Where did I say that? Thats just your imagination. Talk about strawmen. I wouldnt wonder about any kind of insult, because weak keyboardheros use the anonymity of the internet to resort to this kind of argument al the time.
2. Your claims I would look silly or I have delusions are useless. This is not a panel discussion, its only the two of us reading and writing here.
You have to be aware of that, and still you are wasting my and your time with this rhetorical tactics. Even if accedentially a third person reads this, they must be pretty impressionable that your words will make a difference, probably a young child or a retarded person would fall for that. This level of polemics hints to the fact that you are probably not very intelligent. This adds up with all the other hints, eg your repeated use of swearwords.
@Jonathanizer I think the boy is confused. First, he asserts that no one but us are reading these post, now he conflates his family of retarded and mental ill reprobates looking in. Which is it Jon? Or are you just projecting some more troll sauce my way.
If I had know that you where of such a frail gentile mind, then I might have avoided using swear words in front of such a Cognitive dissonance freak. But, now that the bridge is burned…it's too good to pass up calling a spade an asshole.
3. So you seem not to bright and okay with wasting other peoples time. And you wonder why I would watch your youtube recommendations?
I tell you something, I recently had a discussion with a guy much like you. He had a weird theory, much like you. His theory was that global climate change doesnt exist and is made up by climate scientists so that politics will fund their research. He didnt have any proof or coherent argument, much like you.
@Jonathanizer Project much, Jon? Isn't that what you trolls do by wasting peoples time on pure nonsense? You avoidance and refusal to accept the truth is not my problem, but it shows how obtuse you are when the answer to the question you seek are right in front of you and you refuse a look. I even cribbed a quote from an Oxford Professor of English to support my point, and all that proved was how obstinate you are to facts.
But, thanks for informing me you have a history of being an asshole.
He had no real education on that topic, much like you. He choose to ignore questions and arguments that would debunk his theory, much like you. He resortet to namecalling and polemic pseudo-intellectual phrasings, much like you. He thought I embarassed myself, much like you. So like you he had no working arguments, no real education, and the majority of the scientific field against him. Much like you. But he claimed he had a valid source for his theory, a youtube-vid...
@Jonathanizer First, before debunking anyone, you need to know something about the subject, which you proved quite aptly to know nothing about. Moreover, as I only recited facts from a book on the history of the English language, there is not much you can do to dispute facts, so what point would there be in answering rhetorical questions from an asshole?
I see you still have issues. Maybe you should tell them to your shrink, because I don't give a damn about your mental health.
...much like you. So I already knew, this guy isnt very bright, ignores facts if it pleases him, ignores the scientists of the field in question, ignores arguments but still feels very confident in his point, so I'm gonna be the one to keep it open minded and watch his Anti-Global-Climate-Change video. Like expected, in the vid a lobbyist of big indutry (an engineer) railed with science fragments and wannabe arguments against the "theory" of climate change.
@Jonathanizer People ignore you is because you spout nonsense in the form of non-sequiturs followed by sprouting up the convenient strawman when it suits you. That’s not how anyone expect to be taken seriously, leaveing the impression that you're either a ‘Troll’ or an ‘Asshole’. You were so insistent that you were right without evidence that when I refused to play your Socratic games, somehow you thought that was enough to win a argument, only proving you were both a ‘Troll’ and an ‘Asshole’.
The vid was so predictably transparent and dull, a total waste of time. Since you seem to share all the qualities with that Anti-Climate-Change enthusiast, including willingness to waste my time, why would I deliberatly take part in this?
You cant answer question why linguistist categorize English and German toghether, and French not, you dont even speak the three languages in question, but still you want to lecture me on the topic and tell me which vids to watch?^^
@Jonathanizer I can give you sources from all over the internet and there are books you can find in any English library that will confirm what you dubbed my *theory*. Ah, but you missed a great video on YouTube "The History of the English Language Episode 2 - Mother Tongue" is really all about the influence of the Anglo Saxon dialect in modern English. They even put forward one scholar's theory that challenges the widely held view of Norman-French suppressing the written word. Too bad for you.
4. You dont get to decide whether it helps or not to actually know languages to compare them. You compare English, French and German, and you dont think you have to know the languages to compare them? Its a delusion to think that?
You only say that because you dont speak the languages and are afraid this weakens your point (which it does btw). If you would speak the languages you would never say something this ignorant and stupid.
@Jonathanizer I did not conflate any of these languages. You did that all by yourself, then you projected something about how I needed to see English from your point of view. Pure nonsense! While knowing other languages will broaden ones horizons, it does not change the fact there are more words in Modern English from the Norman-French than Anglo-Saxon, and there is nothing you can say will change that. You may have the right to your own opinions but you do not have a right to your own facts.
blah blah blah, again a lot of words and little content, you repeat your nonesense as "facts", you claim I'm uneducated on the topic and your sources are valid, all repetition, no new arguments to counter any of my points (or opinions as you call them). Lame. And then of course again the desperation move you are so good in, resorting to personal insults. I'm officially bored and convinced, there's nothing you narrow minded guy can tell me, not even funny anymore. Goodbye.
@Verbeke7 I've only ever heard that in the South from said "Bible Thumpers". You must understand that I was making a generalization. People tend to do that. You must be socially retarded or something. I can see by your lack of decorum and your use of vulgar language that you are childish in nature and there's no sense trying to reason with you. I bid you good day, sir Socially Awkward Repressed Teenager.
@Verbeke7 You seem to be quite obsessed with dipping shit. You need mental help. Have you ever been to a psychologist? I assume you also live in America and since you said that it happens in the North too you must live in the North. Look up Cheryl Gerson in New York. I heard she works wonders. In fact, you seem obsessed with shit in general. Are you, by chance, a scatophile?
@dermagier82 Mich nervt es auch, allerdings ist das Original tatsächlich besser. Viel Humor verliert sich in der Übersetzung eben einfach. Andersherum ist es doch genauso, hast Du mal einen deutschen Klassiker auf Englisch gelesen?
@frankstrawnation that's because your spanish and you don't understand english properly. now piss off and cook some tapas and fight a bull, you salsa dancing shit stain
Joseph Stralin Was One Of The Greatest Men We Will Rise Again
TwoGamingLPs 2 days ago
USSR EAST GERMANY =TROLLED
EdwardBlackLove 5 days ago
stupid capitalists propaganda for american idiots...
SzpakBarwnyPtak 5 days ago
Joseph Stalin was a Commie? Damn. At least we still got our good buddy Mao.
vtc193 5 days ago
when the norman conquered british island, they influence english language..my questions is..in what language this norman speak?..
gambirian 1 week ago
This clip from S17E16 - Million Dollar Abie
theredscourge 1 week ago
No josef.iosif
Dimanyor 1 week ago
Translation?
michaelwuzthere 2 weeks ago
Stalin war ein Kommunist?!????!?!?!?:O
TheGermanMJ94 2 weeks ago
@TheGermanMJ94 nein die simpsons ist eine comedy serie die machen nur spass .
zzghtl 2 weeks ago
communism that's a paddlin'
romerozombie85 2 weeks ago 17
Germanisch und deutsch ist nicht dasselbe, Jon. germanic =/= german
Unbiter 2 weeks ago
did any1 notice the illuminati(sign) bage on the cops uniforms?
Smokey672000 2 weeks ago
@Smokey672000 I saw a Triangle? And even if it had an eye inside it, its called 'The Eye of Province' - an ancient Egyptian sign that had nothing to do with Christianity and the 'Illuminati'.
OliByGolly1 5 days ago 7
@OliByGolly1 watch on the 1 dollar note... go in a church(in europe) and u will find illuminati sings in tha churchs.. ra`s allseeing eye(and pyramid is one of the illu signs) is an illuminati sign! u know nada...
Smokey672000 4 days ago
@Smokey672000 1 Dollar note.. Eye of Province aswell..
And besides, the Illuminati aren't a vicious group who will kill you in your sleep. You watch to much Angels & Demons my friend..
OliByGolly1 4 days ago
@OliByGolly1 I am pretty sure u r against the occupy wallstreet movement! right?and yes only if u have luck they will kill ya, if u sleep otherwise you(they) have an "Heartattck" or a "car accident", it has all happend! If u are in the Upperclass/Illuminati/elite I have only this 4 u:KILLUMINATI, from the 99%, 10-15% have awaken and we became more and more! even ur satanic rituals in the boheminagrove(watch the video here on youtube) cant stop us!
Smokey672000 4 days ago
@Smokey672000 Well excuse me then, i will now to go to my bedroom and wait for an Elite Illuminatus to come and murder me.
This is why these rumours spread. Because Idiots convince gullible people like yourself to teach other people of the Illuminati and there murderous ways..
Are you driven by Fear, or just plain Stupid ?
OliByGolly1 4 days ago
@OliByGolly1 You should ignore Smokey. Just from reading his comments, you can tell he's a fringe minded moron.
bnmjy 2 hours ago
@bnmjy He's never been the same after the lobotomy... XD
OliByGolly1 7 minutes ago
@OliByGolly1 oha u deny illuminati signs and u dont like anonymous....I guess wat u are...
Smokey672000 4 days ago
@Jonathanizer A little bit of column A and a little bit of column B
Tallahassee21 3 weeks ago
What epizode????
tripandchips 3 weeks ago
@Figewtonofd00m D´oh! It where Anglos and Saxons. The Saxons lived in germany. The Anglos not.
TommybartBeck 4 weeks ago
@TommybartBeck
Not correct, both Saxons and Angles migrated from territories that are in todays Germany, and their language was Germanic.
If you want to split hair neither Angles nor Saxons lived in Germany, since no country with such a name existed back then ;)
Jonathanizer 4 weeks ago
@TommybartBeck
Angeln (where the Anglos come from) is a region in Schleswig-Holstein (in the district of Schleswig-Flensburg, to be precise).
Schleswig-Holstein is one of the 16 states of Germany.
MogManDog 4 weeks ago
There's nothing wrong with German, but you could've at least put "Die" in the title or "(Deutsch)" afterwards. We occasionally spell it "Josef" in English as well.
Verbeke7 1 month ago
HITLERCORE!!!! WAS IST HIER LOS!!! REDET MA DEUTSCH HIER! KAPIER NICHTS! Hört auf euch solche kiddie sendungen anzuschauen ihr babys, schaut mal lieber Berlin Tag&Nacht, das hat mehr style und niveau leutz!!!
LudolfFAN5 1 month ago
@LudolfFAN5 was geht denn mit dir???
lennartgro 1 month ago
@lennartgro jojo easy
LudolfFAN5 1 month ago
Y U NO ENGLISH? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
AntiRaucher95 1 month ago
@AntiRaucher95 Because there German. There are other languages besides English ya know.
AeroAtlas 1 month ago
English:
Grampa: I would like to name the following friends of mine as members of the Communist party.
Man: You're just here to test the microphone.
Grampa: Fred Wilson, my brother Bill, Dom DiMaggio, the paper boy, Howdy Doody, Josef Stalin
TheMrCFH 1 month ago
Uhm... im not even kidding all i can make out is "Nazis" " Die English" "Russian" "Terror"... jesus, its been like 70 years since WW2 and they STILL hate everyone. No but seriously, calm the fuck down German's, obviously if its the same spelling and different language we're going to say something.
DivideInfinity 1 month ago
Every country has ignorant people most of you are ignorant because your arguing about
Ignorance
Comradestalin859 1 month ago
was was!? inglische bitte muttefucker! lol
mikefan09 1 month ago
@Q8379 We actually spell Stalin's name as Josef also... the way its meant to be spelt.
FRoZeNxPyRo 1 month ago
тупые америкосы!
russian3300 1 month ago
@Q8379
No, germans are easy to troll because their language is stupid and their society is servile. Germans ruined Europe twice, allowing a redneck town called the USA to become a superpower
SUpersaiyajinjerkbag 1 month ago
ich bein ein berliner
MegaMad3000 1 month ago
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german is a stupid language quit our cartoons
SUpersaiyajinjerkbag 1 month ago
@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag german is a VERY important language dumbass
without egrman you wouldnt be speaking ENGLISH
in fact i think you should learn about ENGLISH history
did you know that ENGLISH came from The UK and NOT from the USA :O
alekzander2010 1 month ago
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The simpsons does'nt seem like a show u can dub.Theres too many american entertainment references.
KrackHead1231 1 month ago
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KrackHead1231 1 month ago
anyone can translate what he is saying, please ?
shoshenkis 1 month ago
I learned German as my second language, out of respect for my heritage. But every time.... EVERY time I come across German folks, they insist I speak in English, regardless of what they think of how my German in spoken, either in the US or Germany.
But other people in the US, whose languages are Hmong, Spanish, Russian, whatever, languages I don't have the time to learn (nor do I wish to, too hard), they barely speak English at all.
I'm at a loss here. I was born to speak English in the USA.
TheSonicGod 1 month ago
@TheSonicGod What state do you live in??
austin523mexico 1 month ago
An alle amerikanischen (weltfremden) Trottel: Englisch ist eine GERMANISCHE Sprache!! Seht endlich mal ein dass Englisch nicht die einzige Sprache ist!
madridista1492 2 months ago
wtf?
blazterreck 2 months ago
facepalm. Yet another dubbed Simpsons video.
DisturbedAidan2 2 months ago
welche folge ?!
BadWitch68 2 months ago
@dermagier82 Dieses Video ist hier nur in deutsch vorhanden. Wenn also offensichtlich viele Nutzer Schwierigkeiten haben, den Sinn des Videos zu erfassen, dann hat es nichts mit "Daumen hooh Geilen" zu tun, wenn man den Text übersetzt, damit auch Menschen, die der deutschen Sprache nicht mächtig sind über das Video lachen können, ohne dafür eine neue Sprache lernen zu müssen.
StillRedStillArnie 2 months ago
Posing videos in German and giving them English titles, das ist ein paddling.
CptQuestionMark 2 months ago
@CptQuestionMark well, the title is made of two Names so it's German, English, French, Spanish, Italian, Latin and pretty much all languages...
MrRammsteinKicksAss 2 months ago
@Q8379
Mark Twain said, that it sounds like english but more peaceful and cherrish
Osterochse 2 months ago
Joseph. Joseph Stalin.
silverballer95 2 months ago
Christ I wish it'd say (DEU) in the title or summat
ekmad 2 months ago
@ekmad
do americans put (ENG) in the title of every simpsons video?
Osterochse 2 months ago
@Osterochse That's a ridiculous idea since, ya know, they made the fucking thing.
hipp6y 2 months ago
@hipp6y
may i ask you what "fucking" thing you mean?
Osterochse 2 months ago
@Osterochse I mean "The(fucking) Simpsons", duh. It's quite ridiculous to make someone put a language indication when the language has not been changed/dubbed over, it's in original form. Clear enough for you?
On the other hand, when people post a dubbed-over clip and fail to post any language indication- that's annoying, no matter what the original language was.
hipp6y 2 months ago
Kalinka by Evgeny Belyaev sent me here LOL
fikamar27 2 months ago
lol!! The canadian anthem sent me here lol!
dogsinbad 2 months ago
immer das selbe Gebrabbel von wegen "learn english" usw...
Und dann immer noch diese "Daumen hoch Geilen", die es auch noch ins Englische rückübersetzen...
Die englischsprechende Welt hat noch immer nicht kapiert, dass auf dieser Welt auch noch andere Sprachen existieren, welche so nebenbei wesentlich eleganter klingen als das aufs Wesentlichste reduzierte Englisch.
dermagier82 2 months ago 78
@dermagier82 Genau, Deutsch klingt unheimlich "elegant", besonders in Polen, Jugoslawien, Norditalien, Griechenland...........
siegfriedfreud1984 2 months ago
@siegfriedfreud1984 Nein, dafür hat es zuviele Konsonanten - aber Deutsch ist eine unheimlich präzise und vielschichtige Sprache mit meist mehreren Wörtern für dieselbe Bedeutung (und das nicht nur bei Nomen!) und darüber hinaus etlichen Lehnwörtern. Hätte ich's nicht als Muttersprache, ich würd's lernen!
Wer eine Gesellschaftlich noch mehr differenzierende Sprache sucht soll doch Japanisch lernen...
jessasnamoi 2 months ago
@jessasnamoi Du hast mich falsch verstanden. Ich meine, du solltest mal nach Griechenland fahren und dort fragen, ob deutsch für sie "elegant" klingt? Die Frage allein ist der reinste Hohn anbetracht dessen, was die Nazis (deutsch sprechend) dort angerichtet haben. Eine Sprache besteht nicht im liftleeren Raum, sondern ist auch immer geprägt von der Geschichte. Daher ergibt sind das mit der "Eleganz" von selbst.
siegfriedfreud1984 2 months ago
@siegfriedfreud1984 Volksverräter wie dich, die sogar eine komplette Sprache wegen 12 Jahren, in den Dreck ziehen, sollte man am Marktplatz baumeln lassen. Ehrlose Gestalt.
AtIantis08 2 months ago
@AtIantis08 Ich kenne Leute wie dich. Im Internet das große Maul und sobald du die Wohnung verlässt der Duckmäuser. Ekelhaft. Ich würde einem Fremden nie sagen, er solle am Baum baumeln. Aber anscheinend gibt es Menschen, die in undenkbare Tiefen sinken, Außerdem hast du meinen Kommentar gar nicht verstanden.
siegfriedfreud1984 2 months ago
@siegfriedfreud1984 Natürlich habe ich deinen Kommentar verstanden. Du bist ein widerlicher, linker Volksverräter. Versteckst dich hinter deinem pseudointellektuellen Gequatsche und in im wahren Leben bist du nur ein verweichtliches Muttersöhnchen.
Übrigens würde man dir für die Aussage mit der deutschen Sprache in "Nord"italien oder auch in Kroatien, den Schädel einschlagen. Aber wie es aussiehst fehlen dir die historischen Zusammenhänge ;) Weltfremder Spinner
AtIantis08 2 months ago
@AtIantis08 Große Worte für einen kleinen Geist. Trottel.
siegfriedfreud1984 2 months ago
@siegfriedfreud1984 Also ich denke bei Französisch und Englisch nicht an Verbrechen während der Kolonialzeit, bei Türkisch nicht an den Armenier Genozid, bei Russisch nicht an den stalinistischen Terror und bei Deutsch nicht an Nazis und deren Terror gegen andere Völker!
Ich wollte zum Ausdruck bringen, dass die englischsprachige Welt die Existenz anderer Sprachen kaum wahrnimmt, nicht mehr und nicht weniger...
dermagier82 2 months ago 33
@dermagier82 Amen...
ZlatkoTheGod 2 months ago
@dermagier82 i like english, it's a very practical language, so much literature, films and music, and people to talk to... and argue. i was learning german in school for ten years, but there's just no use for it now or any other language. anyway it's not the english people who complain but THE people.
musicdrunkie 2 months ago
@dermagier82 genau...scheiß auf englisch, von wegen weltsprache...
AMCScarface 1 month ago
@AMCScarface
Englisch ist auch nur Weltsprache, weil die ich damals so ein riesiges Reich zusammen erobert haben;)
Und weil die USA als ehemals englische Kolonia so mächtig wurden.
In Europa selbst hat Englisch historisch gesehen kaum Bedeutung. Hier wurde vor allem latein, später französisch, deutsch und italienisch gesprochen.
KaiserlicheGarde 1 month ago
@KaiserlicheGarde vom wortschatz her ist das englische immerhin vieeeeel ärmer als andere sprachen...
AMCScarface 1 month ago
@AMCScarface
Jop. Wie sagte eine mir bekannte Person mal so schön?
Englisch könnte jeder Affe lernen^^
KaiserlicheGarde 1 month ago
@KaiserlicheGarde Sag' das mal Herrn Öttinger.
MareInTheMoon 1 month ago
@MareInTheMoon
Es gibt nen Unterschied zwischen Sprache lernen und Akzent beherrschen;)
Letzeres ist enorm schwer und verlangt jahrelange Übung und auch das Leben unter Menschen die diese Sprache sprechen.
Aber es gibt ja auch in den Sprachen akzentuale Unterschiede.
So spricht z.B. ein Engländer immer anderes Englisch als ein Amerikaner und ein Schotte oder Waliser spricht es nochmal ganz anders. Auch Neufundländer, Australier, Inder und Südafrikaner haben ihre eigenen Akzente.
KaiserlicheGarde 1 month ago
@KaiserlicheGarde "Englisch könnte jeder Affe lernen" - er kann's nicht.
MareInTheMoon 1 month ago
@MareInTheMoon
Vl.will ers auch einfach net?
Ich bin in Englisch auch grottig, einfach weil ich es nicht lernen will,aber dazu gezwungen werde;)
KaiserlicheGarde 1 month ago
@AMCScarface Streng genommen nicht, denn es kann wie das Deutsche recht leicht Neologismen bilden. Griechisch ist arm dran.
MareInTheMoon 1 month ago
@dermagier82 Ja, allerdings ist darunter meiner ehrlichen Meinung nach nicht Deutsch, und Französisch ist leider relativ internetunbekannt.
MareInTheMoon 1 month ago
@dermagier82
englisch ist eine indo-germanische sprache so was wie kinder deutsch eine sächsiche abart und wer englisch mit deutschem akzent spricht wird in allen ländern in denen englisch amtssprache ist immer noch am besten verstanden
allesscheisse88 1 month ago
@dermagier82 Agreed, it's pretty dumb of people to hate on something just because it isn't english... but don't think that ALL the english-speaking world is like that!
thenewclement 1 month ago
@thenewclement probably you're right!
dermagier82 1 month ago
@thenewclement The most ingorant thing is than germans think that all world must speak they language, to understand them. I dont speak perfect english, Im not native speaker but I learn english only from watching english cartoons as the kid without school. :P
MrDrattius 1 month ago
@MrDrattius The same could be said for the French and the ignorant Americans.
krazykyuubilv2 1 month ago
@MrDrattius I'm German and I do not think that the rest of the world should be able to understand our language! Nevertheless it is an important language...
By the way: the Americans and French are, in my opinion, the most ignorant people in this case!
Bl4ckM4trix 1 month ago
@Bl4ckM4trix Not all Americans are ignorant. It's mostly the people in power and the Southern "WE SAVED YER ASS IN WW2!" bible-thumpers. I do agree, however, that German is an important language; as it is the language that influenced English, my lanuage, the most.
Fignewtonofd00m 1 month ago
@Fignewtonofd00m
"influenced" is a funny way to phrase it^^
The English language arose from German, it was north German tribes (Anglo Saxons) that invaded the British Island and replaced the former spoken language here (Welsh or something, not sure) with a German dialect that would become English.
Thats why "English" is categorized as a "Germanic" language, like Scandinavian languages, Dutch & German.
Still, everybody should learn English, German is not that important.
Tschüss!
Jonathanizer 1 month ago 41
@Jonathanizer Lernt ihr doch unsere Sprache! Immer tun die Briten und Amis so, als wären sie besonderer als alle anderen Völker. Wir sind alle gleich, kapiert es! Jedes Volk hat eine schreckliche Geschichte, aber ihr - US-Amerikaner und Briten - habt die schlimmste!
pazifist95 1 month ago
@pazifist95
Wessen Sprache soll ich lernen? Also meine Muttersprache - deutsch - habe ich schon als Kleinkind erlernt, danach Englisch, Französisch und Spanisch in der Schule, während des Studiums noch Bulgarisch und Mandarin.
Tja jetzt stehste aber ganz schön doof da. Und btw von der unserer Geschichte ablenken in man mit Dreck auf andere Länder wirft, meist keine gute Idee, besser klappt es aufzuzeigen, dass das moderne Deutschland anders ist als das Dritte Reich.
lg jon
Jonathanizer 4 weeks ago
@Jonathanizer Ich beherrsche Deutsch, Türkisch, Aserbaidschanisch, Französisch und Englisch, und das reicht mir. Ich bin kein Nazi und habe nichts mit dem Dritten Reich zu tun. Außerdem bin ich linksgerichtet, und nicht rechts wie die meisten US-Amerikaner! Heute sind die Briten und Amis die richtigen Nazis und Barbaren, denn ihr macht alles, was euch gefällt. Die Menschenwürde der ärmeren Völker interessiert euch nicht, also tut auch nicht so, als wärt ihr der "Messias"!
pazifist95 3 weeks ago
@pazifist95
Hab ich gesagt du seist Nazi? Nö. Hab ich gesagt du seist rechtsgerichtet? Nö. Hab ich bestritten dass auch USA & UK historische Fehler gemacht haben? Nö.
Du scheinst ne Menge in meinem Posting zu lesen was da nicht steht, aber dass ich Deutscher bin scheinst du noch nicht mitgeschnitten zu haben.
Und eigentlich wollte ich dich ja nicht persönlich angreifen, sondern nur klarmachen, dass es immer falsch ist über andere Völker (Nazis & Barbaren) zu verallgemeinern.
lg jon
Jonathanizer 3 weeks ago
@Jonathanizer Hey, Welsh is still spoken, not formerly spoken. There are over half a million of us Welsh speakers left!
Derwydd3 1 month ago
@Derwydd3
I didnt say Welsh is a dead language, by "it was replaced" i meant it was replaced as the major language which was formerly spoken all over the British Islands. No disrespect intended. Now its a minority language. Greetings, Jon.
Jonathanizer 4 weeks ago 8
@Jonathanizer Okay. My mistake. I'll so used to people making that mistake that I tend to overeact. What you have said is in fact true.
Fendithion i chi/Blessings to you.
Derwydd3 4 weeks ago
@Derwydd3
Oh dont worry you didnt overreact. Half the people here insult each other, your post was moderate and completely okay :) My phrasing was not clear, good we took care of that now.
Fendithion i chi / Alles Gute / Blessings to you!
Jonathanizer 4 weeks ago
@Jonathanizer The Celtic languages, I believe were the formerly spoken ones.
LANX93 3 weeks ago
@Jonathanizer LOL Modern English has lots of French in it... you can thank the Normans for that.
KronnangDunn 3 weeks ago
@KronnangDunn but it's still a GERMANIC language. And for the record British English retains more Norman influence than American English
JdmTheMilitaryMan 3 weeks ago
@JdmTheMilitaryMan Yeah, American English has also lots of Greek, Russian, Chinese, Spanish and lots and lots of other influences from the different immigrants that have arrived there since the 19th century. The United States is chock full of immigrants.
KronnangDunn 3 weeks ago
@Jonathanizer Oh, aber ich begge zu differn.
More people should learn German.
After all, we have the second-largest amount of Wikipedia pages.
Atvishees 3 weeks ago
@Atvishees
ich komm aus spanien und ich habe gelernt deutsch zu hören deutsch rap und zu lesen die karl marx büscher.
deutsch ist ein einfach sprache.
dobledosis1 3 weeks ago
@dobledosis1 Klar, einfach, aber du hast nur deutsche Woerter in einen
englischen Satz gesteckt.
Triundi 2 weeks ago
@Jonathanizer paranoic asshole
RRapDiss 3 weeks ago
@KronnangDunn So? Are you trying to contradict me? Or agreeing but trying to add some info? I actually dont know what you are trying to say.
@Atvishees "We have the second-largest amount of Wikipedia pages?"
1. Was meinst du mit "We", Wiki gehört jedem, egal welche Sprache.
2. Ich kapier nicht was das für ein Argument sein soll, alle relevanten Seiten gibts auch auf Englisch, meist besser, da bringt es einem absolut garnichts deutsch zu lernen.
@RRapDiss Ooooooh^^
Jonathanizer 3 weeks ago
@Jonathanizer Well it didnt really arise from "German" did it, the country of Germany or indeed the concept of Germany didnt exist at that time and they did not speak anything like the German language that is spoken today. I agree that both languages come from the same Germanic base but thats vastly different from a base of what we know as modern day Germany and its language
Hallerz212 2 weeks ago
@Hallerz212
Did I say anything that contradicts your explanations? Of course modern Germany isnt the same as the loose collections of medieval tribes back then. So? Still the people who brought the (at that time) new language to the island came from where Germany is today, and English & German are very similar.
@Unbiter
Weiß ich, wie du auch an meinem Kommentar sehen kannst. Dort erkläre ich was "germanic" ist, nämlich Englisch, Niederländisch, Deutsch und Skandinavische Sprachen. ;)
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer Don't forget the french norman influence on english. The english crown spoke french exclusivley for a major part of the medieval period. Richard the lionheart didn't speak a word of saxon english. It was only due to the black plague killing so many influential normans that saxon english got its foot back in the door, though ultimately changed by french influences.
Snotlingfondler 2 weeks ago
@Jonathanizer english actually has a ton of influence from the romantic languages as well, especially french and spanish (italian not so much) as well as german.
fergie123able 2 weeks ago
@fergie123able
@Snotlingfondler
I dont forget any other influence. Of course there is a lot of roman language influence in all European languages because latin was the language of the church and sciences for a long time. But this influence cant compare with the significance of the germanic roots of English, over 90% of the words in modern English correspond with the translation in German.
word - wort, long - lang, all - alle, influence - einfluss ... and so on.
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer You only got half you history right. After the Norman Invasion, the Normans forced the British to speak French. English faded in memory and was lost. Only when the British started to rebel against their Norman oppressors did English gain resurgence, but only as a bastard language mixed with many French slang words. Today, there are far more French influence in modern English than German.
jackdeath 2 weeks ago
@jackdeath
Sorry, but thats nonsense. I speak English, French and German, and while English and German are very similar and French has some overlap with both German and English, French is the one language of these three thats different. Trust me.
You can also see this is true because (not me but linguists) categorize both English and German as "Germanic" languages. Look it up, its the actual term. French is a "Roman" language and more similar to Spanish, Italian and Roumanian.
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer If you had an argument, then you seem to have lost it. All you did was assert that French is different from English. Well, of course, it is.
After the Norman Conquest, the English Language borrowed heavily from the Norman-French, and vocabulary and spelling conventions began to give the superficial appearance of a close relationship with Romance languages to what had now become Middle English. Modern English retains far more the Norman-French than Anglo Saxon-German.
jackdeath 1 week ago
@jackdeath
You can claim whatever you want, it doesnt make it true. I could now repeat what I wrote before, but since you didnt seem to care for facts the first time I wrote it, why bother. You dont have to trust my personal knowledge on this, just get a little education on linguistics in general and you'll see what you write there is pretty much distorted nonsense.
Stay in school buddy.
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer Let me guess, you’re a troll, right...?
You know that second paragraph I wrote in my second post? I cribbed that from a book on the history of the English Language from an Oxford University Professor who did a famed documentary on the subject for BBC. You can find a video of it here on YouTube.
Can you say PWNED!
Next time you want to spout nonsense and repeat trite myths about the English Language, do some real research and don’t pull it out of your ass, asshole!
jackdeath 1 week ago
@jackdeath
First, watch your manners kiddo.
Then, if French and English is closer than German and English - something that everyone with advanced skills in all three these languages will tell you is not true - why then is English and German categorized as Germanic language, and French a whole other category? "superficial appearance"?^^ I dont know if the famed professor has any motives beyond revealing facts, but this surely seems to be the case with you.
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer You obviously need a lesson in English History. Less than 5,000 words from Old English (Anglo-Saxon) are still in use today as compared to 7 times as many from Middle English (Norman-French) words.
Here is a YouTube link on a short history of the English Language from Grammar Spice:
watch?v=v_Y_Z5Ab6y4
Learn something before posting anything else. I am getting sick and tired of dealing with anymore of your nonsense.
jackdeath 1 week ago
@jackdeath
Why would I waste my time klicking on some dubious youtube-vid links when you with your acclaimed advanced education on this topic cant even answer a simple question?
All you do is post fairy tales as if they were facts, ignore arguments and then start with the personal attacks, as if you can convince me you're right by calling me "troll" or "asshole". The one who needs a lesson (in something much more general than linguistics) is you.
Btw do you even speak French & German?
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer I don't deal in non-sequiturs or suffer nonsense from fools who pose rhetorical questions and don't know when their shit stinks. If you ever had anything intelligent to say, then you long since passed that point, and I would advise you to stop posting your ignorance for everyone to see here. And if, finally, you feel offended by my referring to you as a “troll” and an “asshole”, then that is naturally because you proven these insults prescient, and are deserving of them.
jackdeath 1 week ago
@jackdeath
OK, so in conclusion:
You dont speak foreign languages, but claim to know more about them than people who actually speak them. You cant answer a simple question that debunks your whole whacky theory and your only argument is insulting the person you are argueing against. And of course that insult is proven to be true by... nothing, but who cares, you know nobody except the both of us is reading this. Bravo, now you're the only person in the world who agrees with jackdeath.
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer Wow! You are now propping up strawmen. Did you grow it yourself?
Why don't you look at the 'Story of English Episode 2' on YouTube and learn the truth I have been telling you. What are you afraid to find? That you have been making a complete ass of yourself? Oh! Too late, you have already done that!
Or will you make another appeal from authority. You seem to be living under the delusion that speaking more than one language gives you more insight into English. I disagree.
jackdeath 1 week ago
@jackdeath Oh! And I love the fallacy that my answering your rhetorical question will somehow prove your fanciful delusions correct. You truly don’t disappoint in abandoning all reason for obtuse nonsense, while making lame assertion about my veracity and refusing to look at the sources I have given you.
This, of course, is made more comical by your appeals to authority based on personal subjective belief rather than evidence. And then you wonder why I call you a 'Troll' and 'Asshole'. Really?
jackdeath 1 week ago
@jackdeath
List of stupidities I have to correct:
1. I dont wonder that you would call me "troll" or "asshole". Where did I say that? Thats just your imagination. Talk about strawmen. I wouldnt wonder about any kind of insult, because weak keyboardheros use the anonymity of the internet to resort to this kind of argument al the time.
2. Your claims I would look silly or I have delusions are useless. This is not a panel discussion, its only the two of us reading and writing here.
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer All of this is total nonsense designed to avoid and filibuster your rightful pwnage by yours trurely, jackdeath.
jackdeath 1 week ago
@jackdeath
-2-
You have to be aware of that, and still you are wasting my and your time with this rhetorical tactics. Even if accedentially a third person reads this, they must be pretty impressionable that your words will make a difference, probably a young child or a retarded person would fall for that. This level of polemics hints to the fact that you are probably not very intelligent. This adds up with all the other hints, eg your repeated use of swearwords.
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer I think the boy is confused. First, he asserts that no one but us are reading these post, now he conflates his family of retarded and mental ill reprobates looking in. Which is it Jon? Or are you just projecting some more troll sauce my way.
If I had know that you where of such a frail gentile mind, then I might have avoided using swear words in front of such a Cognitive dissonance freak. But, now that the bridge is burned…it's too good to pass up calling a spade an asshole.
jackdeath 1 week ago
@jackdeath
-3-
3. So you seem not to bright and okay with wasting other peoples time. And you wonder why I would watch your youtube recommendations?
I tell you something, I recently had a discussion with a guy much like you. He had a weird theory, much like you. His theory was that global climate change doesnt exist and is made up by climate scientists so that politics will fund their research. He didnt have any proof or coherent argument, much like you.
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer Project much, Jon? Isn't that what you trolls do by wasting peoples time on pure nonsense? You avoidance and refusal to accept the truth is not my problem, but it shows how obtuse you are when the answer to the question you seek are right in front of you and you refuse a look. I even cribbed a quote from an Oxford Professor of English to support my point, and all that proved was how obstinate you are to facts.
But, thanks for informing me you have a history of being an asshole.
jackdeath 1 week ago
@jackdeath
-4-
He had no real education on that topic, much like you. He choose to ignore questions and arguments that would debunk his theory, much like you. He resortet to namecalling and polemic pseudo-intellectual phrasings, much like you. He thought I embarassed myself, much like you. So like you he had no working arguments, no real education, and the majority of the scientific field against him. Much like you. But he claimed he had a valid source for his theory, a youtube-vid...
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer First, before debunking anyone, you need to know something about the subject, which you proved quite aptly to know nothing about. Moreover, as I only recited facts from a book on the history of the English language, there is not much you can do to dispute facts, so what point would there be in answering rhetorical questions from an asshole?
I see you still have issues. Maybe you should tell them to your shrink, because I don't give a damn about your mental health.
jackdeath 1 week ago
@jackdeath
-5
...much like you. So I already knew, this guy isnt very bright, ignores facts if it pleases him, ignores the scientists of the field in question, ignores arguments but still feels very confident in his point, so I'm gonna be the one to keep it open minded and watch his Anti-Global-Climate-Change video. Like expected, in the vid a lobbyist of big indutry (an engineer) railed with science fragments and wannabe arguments against the "theory" of climate change.
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer People ignore you is because you spout nonsense in the form of non-sequiturs followed by sprouting up the convenient strawman when it suits you. That’s not how anyone expect to be taken seriously, leaveing the impression that you're either a ‘Troll’ or an ‘Asshole’. You were so insistent that you were right without evidence that when I refused to play your Socratic games, somehow you thought that was enough to win a argument, only proving you were both a ‘Troll’ and an ‘Asshole’.
jackdeath 1 week ago
@jackdeath
-6-
The vid was so predictably transparent and dull, a total waste of time. Since you seem to share all the qualities with that Anti-Climate-Change enthusiast, including willingness to waste my time, why would I deliberatly take part in this?
You cant answer question why linguistist categorize English and German toghether, and French not, you dont even speak the three languages in question, but still you want to lecture me on the topic and tell me which vids to watch?^^
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer I can give you sources from all over the internet and there are books you can find in any English library that will confirm what you dubbed my *theory*. Ah, but you missed a great video on YouTube "The History of the English Language Episode 2 - Mother Tongue" is really all about the influence of the Anglo Saxon dialect in modern English. They even put forward one scholar's theory that challenges the widely held view of Norman-French suppressing the written word. Too bad for you.
jackdeath 1 week ago
@jackdeath
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4. You dont get to decide whether it helps or not to actually know languages to compare them. You compare English, French and German, and you dont think you have to know the languages to compare them? Its a delusion to think that?
You only say that because you dont speak the languages and are afraid this weakens your point (which it does btw). If you would speak the languages you would never say something this ignorant and stupid.
Jonathanizer 1 week ago
@Jonathanizer I did not conflate any of these languages. You did that all by yourself, then you projected something about how I needed to see English from your point of view. Pure nonsense! While knowing other languages will broaden ones horizons, it does not change the fact there are more words in Modern English from the Norman-French than Anglo-Saxon, and there is nothing you can say will change that. You may have the right to your own opinions but you do not have a right to your own facts.
jackdeath 1 week ago
@jackdeath Please shut the fuck up, no-one wants to have to read this shit, it's all totally irrelevant and no-one cares...
spackhollogay 6 days ago
@spackhollogay It wasn't meant for you, it was meant for an asshole who thinks his shit doesn't stink. Don't worry about it.
jackdeath 5 days ago
@jackdeath
blah blah blah, again a lot of words and little content, you repeat your nonesense as "facts", you claim I'm uneducated on the topic and your sources are valid, all repetition, no new arguments to counter any of my points (or opinions as you call them). Lame. And then of course again the desperation move you are so good in, resorting to personal insults. I'm officially bored and convinced, there's nothing you narrow minded guy can tell me, not even funny anymore. Goodbye.
Jonathanizer 5 days ago
@Jonathanizer Hast du ein Problem? Entspann Dich, das Arschloch.
jackdeath 5 days ago
@jackdeath
haha, grammar & spelling fail, google translator isnt that good yet I guess ;)
Jonathanizer 5 days ago
@Jonathanizer Oh! Did you mean, "Ha ha! Your grammar and spelling failed. I am guessing Google translator isn't good enough, yet."
Nice try, but you guessed wrong.
jackdeath 5 days ago
@Fignewtonofd00m
People in the north say that just as much as they do in the south, dipshit. "Bible thumping" has nothing to do with it.
Verbeke7 1 month ago
@Verbeke7 I've only ever heard that in the South from said "Bible Thumpers". You must understand that I was making a generalization. People tend to do that. You must be socially retarded or something. I can see by your lack of decorum and your use of vulgar language that you are childish in nature and there's no sense trying to reason with you. I bid you good day, sir Socially Awkward Repressed Teenager.
P.S. Youmad
Fignewtonofd00m 1 month ago
@Fignewtonofd00m
Oh shit, well if you claim you've only heard it down in the Bible thumping South, it must be true, dipshit.
Verbeke7 1 month ago
@Verbeke7 You seem to be quite obsessed with dipping shit. You need mental help. Have you ever been to a psychologist? I assume you also live in America and since you said that it happens in the North too you must live in the North. Look up Cheryl Gerson in New York. I heard she works wonders. In fact, you seem obsessed with shit in general. Are you, by chance, a scatophile?
Fignewtonofd00m 1 month ago
@MrDrattius Nice. To learn any language without any school is really hard.
AeroAtlas 1 month ago
@AeroAtlas I watch Cartoon Network in english as the kid from SatTV. :P
MrDrattius 1 month ago
@dermagier82
filme und serien sind im original immer besser
Ofir84 1 month ago
@dermagier82 Mich nervt es auch, allerdings ist das Original tatsächlich besser. Viel Humor verliert sich in der Übersetzung eben einfach. Andersherum ist es doch genauso, hast Du mal einen deutschen Klassiker auf Englisch gelesen?
antipersonDE 1 month ago
@Q8379
I suppose, you mean that ironically....
Wischmobkopf 2 months ago
@insertnamehere001 Well, in german it is. And as this video IS in german, the name is spelled correctly.
StillRedStillArnie 2 months ago
@Q8379
that is funny,because german is much more complicated than english :)
Wischmobkopf 2 months ago
pretty sure that's not how you spell joseph
insertnamehere001 2 months ago
the credits seem so serve as subtitles for what the characters are saying.. LOL
xxroyxzkiexx 2 months ago
Ich bin ein berliner!
Saxony4 2 months ago
@Q8379 it´s german ._.
ISilencerI 2 months ago
Sie sollen hier nur das Mirkofon testen :D
Teddy971098 2 months ago
Ich wußte gar nicht, dass Stalin Mitglied der kommunistischen Partei war ;-)
CommandanteRamon 2 months ago
All i heard was "Hitler,Hitler,Hitler,Hitler,Nazi,Nazi,Nazi"
9mizzle 2 months ago
@9mizzle All I read was: "Stupid, stupid, stupid, jerk, jerk, jerk".
frankstrawnation 2 months ago
@frankstrawnation that's because your spanish and you don't understand english properly. now piss off and cook some tapas and fight a bull, you salsa dancing shit stain
9mizzle 2 months ago