I'ma fat, half black, lesbian lover! (4/2/09)

[daddylove7]

dont change how u are it just matters watt u look like inside your pretty out and in so u dont have to chang anything thats watt i say who aggres with me

[emochick1900]

Haters bro get off her dick bro u aint shit thats y u on random videos acting like u the shit when u was just a child abuse kid. In the words of kevin hart "Do you boo boo!"

[LadyLuckFilms]

Nice video! Fuck what everyone says, glad I stumbled across your page.

[bubblezpoprox]

I had a dog just like yours when I was little :(((( oh and being obese is not something to be proud of since it can endanger your health. As long as you are eating right and exercising regularly then go ahead and be proud :)

[fuckyouhassa]

fatty, nigger, dike, tuna breath, ugly, abortion.

[Ratcaller]

LOVE WEIGHT AND BECAME SEXAY LASBINA BLACK LOVER....

hehe :D

[applelazyeye5410]

U look better with out glasses. Pretty eyes :) good luck with loosing weight!

[EMJAYFAB]

im gonna be sick........ More chins than a chinese telephone book. The dog is whining because even he can tell you are a waste of space. In fact, you are a giant. You dont need to get bigger you twinkee eating beyotch. How is that for an honest comment?

[SuperLilAdrian]

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[bananacupcake15]

Ur advice is beautiful and ur beautiful inside and out I do believe u will lose weight and b hot size :)

[shanaynayforever]

i only clicked this cause the girl looked like madison bowman from my school>.......Sorry madi.

[Beemanq]

You look like a freakin gorilla. You seem intelligent tho.

[zebraovahere]

You're very pretty and cute, don't listen to any of the haters, I'm sorry you were made fun of and I believe in you that you could lose weight :)

Never Stop being yourself :)

[Canyoudance123]

i like when she was like ur in my face

[XpreppieX]

if you were thinner i think you'd look like jordin sparks :D

[emabto0916]

Good for you!

[MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB]

btw i do the same thing when i "wake up". you're not alone, lol.

[MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB]

nice channel, i subbed you. :)

[xswimmerxx4]

' i reallllllly don't know why you're even asking me this because it's totally obvious i would be a triceratops......pretty self explanatory i think. '

-- i just laughed SOOO hard. :) hahahahaha

[TheEmoSaur]

My dog is whining at me right now IWANNAPUNCHIM..

I lol'd at that. :D

[melino188]

all these people leaving hateful comments dont realise that you can always lose the weight. they will always be ugly people.

[mickeymouse3001]

It's ok I'm half to

[dievi]

u are beautifull youre eyes and eyebrows hair and skin its very nice

[Wickedthtz]

@dievi you must be a UFL too? just asking

[sahnyn]

you're so fuckin cute.

[Honesty107]

I realy freaking love you <3

I love your face, our lips are super amazing <3

and i know your fat but obviously you could change that but you seem to have no modivation.

Or you just honestly don't care C;

but if your happy the way you are then GO FOR IT

i love you <3

[fivefreakinfriends]

@Honesty107 You have redeemed yourself. I love you.

[rydinnickyminaj]

what the fuck r u doin out of the kitchen and why r u on a computer get back to yo godamn workstation

[XxmollyoliviaxX]

you seem like a really cool chick and you pretty.....and im a halfie to lol!!!

[ColdHerpes]

Fat ugly and black, youre fucked.

[fivefreakinfriends]

@KeyserrrSoze I don't agree with you. It depends on what you are attracted to...

[SteaItheR]

You're lesbian cause you know that no guy in their right mind would ever want to fuck such a hideous creature like yourself..

[blusdacolor]

Her dog is her only friend

[fivefreakinfriends]

@blusdacolor He WAS my only friend...get it right.

[pinkpunk1880]

DOGGY!!! :D

Beautiful doggy!

[funniestvideosXD]

PEOPLE she is not lesbian she said her mom is!!!!

[hannahlapyful]

u wonder why people are saying your a lesboo when the title of your vid says you are

[fivefreakinfriends]

@hannahlapyful It says...lesbian lover. Meaning I love lesbians...meaning my mother...which I clearly explained in the video. Perhaps you should stay in school a bit longer.

[FlabberghasterXD]

wow, idk what ur talking about!!! ur not ugly, and u can always lose wait!!! Its stupid that people make fun of you for your mom... U r beautiful!!

[kinebj95]

You are so sweet and pretty, I love ur vidoes !!

[mistersimonfletcher]

You seem pretty cool and nice, honestly, and that's not a joke.

[fivefreakinfriends]

@mistersimonfletcher I'm only nice when I want to be! lol. It's sad, but true.

[HaileyDoroBMX]

ur soo pretty and I mean it and u have no zits( be proud of that)!

[EspadaGrimmjow6]

Good for you! :]

[dylanrub10]

ok you are over weight you can always loss weight and people that make fun of you they are just ass holes because all you need to do is have faith then will god truly answer you prayers i hope i helped you a little and remember god is always were for you

[ServantOfTheDarkLord]

so your fat, you could lose weight, your a lesbian you could like men, and wait your half nigger, sorry nothing you can do about that.

[fivefreakinfriends]

@ServantOfTheDarkLord 1. I'm not a lesbian. 2. Yes, I am fat. As that title says. and 3. You're a bigot and you can't do anything about that.

[ServantOfTheDarkLord]

@fivefreakinfriends oh shut the fuck up you nigger you dont even know what a bigot is. I would tell you to educate yourself but you would probably go smoke some crack.

[ftlptba]

@fivefreakinfriends WHY THE FUCK U DONT LISTEN TO THAT ONE COMMENT?? I REALLY CANT UNDERSTAND IT!

[Acefighter0098]

@fivefreakinfriends 寬鬆一些重

[Acefighter0098]

@fivefreakenfriends 你他媽的同性戀，我恨你的那種人。舔我的雞巴，但沒有採取更多的­媽，你在我的土地

[tbonethetwister]

smooth-away does wonders for mustaches =)

[MrsRandomRedhead]

does your puppy need to go potty

[IceyHedgehogTV]

Lose some weight. You would be hot.

[fivefreakinfriends]

@IceyHedgehogTV I agree. haha.

[EmaxEmo]

i love your dog !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goodmorningchap]

You're lovely :)

[TheMymy123]

uhhm am i the only one who finds it weird that shes talking to her dog i love animals but they dont talk back to u

[fivefreakinfriends]

@TheMymy123 I talk to him, because he has feelings. I know that he doesn't understand me.

[christinepeace]

Congratulations on being a lesbian I support you and the gay community.

Cheers Christine

[fivefreakinfriends]

@christinepeace I'm not a lesbian...

[Acefighter0098]

Yuck you're black gross china no want black lesbo hell fuckin Thailand don't want no black lesbo

[fivefreakinfriends]

@Acefighter0098 I'm not a lesbian...

[soccerfreak0509]

i totaly belive that im fat and people dont understand we cant help it (completly) so yah totaly! :)

[itouch00]

pretty much everything wrong about this girl

[fivefreakinfriends]

@itouch00 Uhm. Okay....

[MSTRFERNANDEZ]

poor dogg, she must of ate his ear off

[ISayTeamFred]

Your dog is so cuite

[yourman0274]

stop askinq your fuckinq doq.! hes not qonna fucken answer you, you fat bitch.!

[CheerioWeOh]

jackie n bender? you must live in seattle :)

[fivefreakinfriends]

@CheerioWeOh I live near Seattle! Do you listen to them too!?

[CheerioWeOh]

@fivefreakinfriends yeah ive lived in seattle/shoreline/lake city/everett/marysville my whole like.. lol i just moved to CA a couple weeks ago.. i miss home :)

[TinyDancer389]

@fivefreakinfriends Fuck all the haters on here, youre awsome being you and not changing yourself for the video. And to all the haters, you must really hate something about yourself to talk so much shit or dont have the confidence to show your ugly faces.

[graffitiheart264]

your mom "was" a lesbian?!

did she magically change?

lol

plus

you should always tell somebody if you are being bullied

mental and emotional are extremely important to report.

[fivefreakinfriends]

@graffitiheart264 Yes, she WAS a lesbian...I really don't need to explain how that's possible...

and what I was getting at with the "telling" thing...was...if it's something that's important...YES, tell someone...but don't tell on people for little things you can handle yourself.

[kesrawr]

@graffitiheart264 Of course she changed, otherwise the girl who made this video wouldn't have been born

[graffitiheart264]

your mom "was" a lesbian?!

did she magically change?

lol

[Jaelin85roxy]

at least your house is clean unlike other people

[trix1498]

i feel bad for buzzy and jack

[fivefreakinfriends]

@trix1498 Who's Buzzy?

[trix1498]

@fivefreakinfriends i was jk but i mean jack.... but i was jk

[BestNightMaree]

@Kittykatblackbuff suck balls -___-

And u love your hair

[MAMAMACHINE]

i think youd be GORGEOUS if you lost weight, but your still pretty how you are right now :)

[pedigreeY2J]

Why do people say half black , but not half white ?

[fivefreakinfriends]

@pedigreeY2J Good question...I should start saying half white.

[Merdenoms]

@kittykatblackbuff YOU care enough to post a lame ass comment. Which makes you a loser for wasting 8mins watching it!

[emopigscanfly]

im half black and i hate my hair, thanks so much that gave me like confidence to try and wear my hair curly.

[Xennami]

lol, she wanted to be down to a healthy, possibly hot size by this year.

[fivefreakinfriends]

@Xennami Yes, I did...but some things are eaiser said then done.

[xxxlolxxx12345100]

@donjimbo87 lulz, if you're going to insult her, at least spell it correctly. It's Snorlax* lmfao.

[jac9696]

I love this video, you're really funny and you seem really nice.

And i agree that bullying is just a ridiculous way of making yourself feel better, i've never really been bullied, but i know how stupid it is and how it can hurt people.

[Kayla358]

You are my long lost twin!

[AnythingiDesire]

Your not ugly,... Your just... too laid back... Wear some contacts.. Straighten your hair.. Wax your mustache and eyebrows... and put on make up@ ... If u dont know how there are plenty of tutorials on how to wear make up.. and yes u can lose the weight.. but your not ugly @ all... u have nice lips

[fivefreakinfriends]

@AnythingiDesire Uhm. When I make videos...I can't care what I look like. I don't primp myself...I don't actually wear glasses, I do wax my eyebrows, and I do wear makeup (sometimes). I can't wear makeup alot. or is causes HORRIBLE skin irritation. That's why I only dress up for special occasions. A YouTube video...is NOT a special occasion, and it's def not worth ruining my skin.

[AnythingiDesire]

@fivefreakinfriends hey i meant it in a nice way hope u dont take offense your pretty but i just didnt think u looked girly! :)

[xtr3k1d]

@fivefreakinfriends and the mustache?

[28hysterical32]

lol a nom? lol super mario lol(:

and you really inspred me. i wish everyone was like you!

im 13 and i totally look up to yew!! and i dont evn actually knw you! (: lol

[VincentPrice111]

People are almost never honest, at least entirely.

[ibetammy]

To all you people who are leaving crap little, " omg you're so fat" comments, Pull your head out of your arse already and grow the fuck up.

[fivefreakinfriends]

@ibetammy thanks for having my back!

[VincentPrice111]

@ibetammy Those things don't go away with age.

[MissDiavolaki666]

What's ur problem guys? ok. she is fat. that's how she is. is weight all u care about? u know there are much more better things to do in our life than trying to be like these fuking models who fuck 5 people in the same time! ok. if those are ur idols try to get thinner but u can't force everyone else to do so cause there are people who have a personality and don't care about the skin, the colour and and the weight . they care about the character,the real 'being' of someone.

[VincentPrice111]

@MissDiavolaki666 There's no point in replying to youtube trolls, it doesn't help anything.

[Smallv08]

o m g...i know u,, i saw u in the skate rink in WV.......lol ya but im not gayyyy

[fivefreakinfriends]

@Smallv08 Uhm, that wasn't me...

[thornadostorm]

This video inspired me. I came to it because, in a fit of low self confidence, I searched, "I'm ugly." and this somehow came up. When I started watching it, I just thought it was going to be you talking about how you feel, and, honestly, I judged you by your weight. (I know!!!!! I'm an idiot!!!) But when you started talking and seemed like such a funny sweet, strong and BEAUTIFUL person, I laughed and forgot about myself!!! You're awesome!!!

[fivefreakinfriends]

@thornadostorm Thank you!

[icancrankthat89]

Your adorableee. (;

[israelifaggot]

i'd date you.

[fivefreakinfriends]

@israelifaggot Uhm. I'm in love with someone else...but thanks.

[daadreamzworld1]

she's denying me

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[TuRdSandwitch18]

maybe shes nervous

[daadreamzworld1]

@TuRdSandwitch18 xD yea

[daadreamzworld1]

@dadreamzworld You seem to be just so lost in this world. It is truly sad. I can be gay if I want to. Who are you to judge me? Just for your info, I am Chelsea aka Raspucia and I live in Dallas Texas.

[Bookwirm]

@daadreamzworld1 hey I'm in arlington,texas. I was raised by two dads and got made fun of a lot too. Pm me, I am looking for new friends!! =D

[daadreamzworld1]

pm me your number and we can talk

[daadreamzworld1]

hey im bi also, check me out

[TheDrunkDiaper]

(interrupts)...IM GONNA LET YOU FINISH BUT BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME...ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!!!

[DummerandDum]

@MrFannyfarts at least she's not an ass-hole loser who watched porn all day... loser

[Kati3Mari3Monro3]

All you guys are just jealous cause you aren't as beautiful as her, Or as funny as her.

So ya'll need to stop hating on her.

Seriously.

[ElectricShark]

Your dog is so cute!

[angiefuckinbaby]

you're pretty awesome, not gonna lie

[14thebattlecall88]

your only a lesbian casue guys dont want to fuck you, chances are girl dont want to either.

go crawl in to an extra large hole you

nigger dyke.

[prettycow25]

I think it is awesome that almost all lesbians are ugly and almost all gay guys are good looking. This is great for me, less ugly chicks to pick from and less good looking guys competing against me. Just to kewl!!!

[omegaziga]

your funny! :)

[cocoacreek]

I'd like to read peoples thoughts too but instead of being a gnome, I'd rather be able to change my appearance so I can do stuff without being recognized, and even be able to conceal my presence entirely. THAT would be AWESOME! Oooh yeah and I'd also like to be able to control peoples' dreams! :D And turn water into wine! :D

Suuure ask your dog what your question was. If he answered you in perfect english I bet you'd crap your pants! :P

Girl you are pretty damn cool. :) 5 stars! :D

[Dougie999999]

Fake

[thegirlnextdoor215]

ur adorable lollol

[chantelly007]

lol i love watching your videos.

you make good points

[fivefreakinfriends]

Thank you!

[myciel32]

hey im half black and spainard!

xD

[UkStiggYGirl]

People ARE stupid.

Lmao 6:24 :)

[JessicaLyseyko]

Hot size. haha I like that. I lost 2 pounds this week/ 1kg. ahah :) Ill loose weight with you :)

hahahahaha my neighbors in the summer cut their grass at 6am WHAT THE BUCK haha. and I hate how they water their grass when its soo hot out,haha eco nerd 8-|

[shannenxmacdougall]

ok my neighbor is stupid she called the police when my family had a few people in for a party and they were only having a conversation lol :S wtf

[spunkysparky33]

lmao "ur in my face"

aww dont punch him xD

I think some of the best kids were bullied, the important thing is just not to lose urself to please others

even famous ppl as kids were- but look at them now right?

[fivefreakinfriends]

He loves to me all in my face! ALL THE TIME!

[xxDeathNotex]

ahh i love that cute dog jackle! is that a black labrador?

[fivefreakinfriends]

Yes! He's black lab and pit bull!

[folkinfolkin]

hey im half black too , and half russian

[guitarist2oo8]

Loving the dog =P And seriously, he's (im thinking jackle is a boy name :P) like a twin of my dog!! except mine looks a little older ! I'll have to take a picture of it for you xD

[fivefreakinfriends]

Yes! I want to see your dog!!!

[dudetasif]

at least you went into detail and depth about bullying. the other days barely touched the subject and isnt that the whole point of the topic choosing? just sayin...

[fivefreakinfriends]

Well, I'm a little older then they are...so i look at it differently.

[happywilkie]

haha...So, I just watched this again...and I don't know why....and my dog is flipping out...and I know that I already commented on that...but...LMAO. He's sooo cute!

[crbrucelee]

..Funny !

Lol !

[fivefreakinfriends]

Thank you!

[JinxedThings]

My dog got all confused when she heard yours XD she was looking around, but she couldn't find a dog, so she started running around, looking for it ^^

[fivefreakinfriends]

That's really funny that you said that cause when I play the video, my dog starts barking and running aorund the house like a dork!

I wonder if dogs know their own voice? I'm guessing no.

[kevbocowboyup]

I love this

[fivefreakinfriends]

Kevin, why are you commenting on my video? You are so WEIRD!

[eduardo0796]

Hhaha you r really amazing, but youre not black

[fivefreakinfriends]

Actually, I never said that I was black. I said that I was HALF black.

[eduardo0796]

Yeah, but you are white, and I have another doubt question, are you lesbian?? you said that on the video name

[fivefreakinfriends]

LOL. I'm actutally very tan, but I was sitting in front of my window, and so the light made me look really pale, and NO, I'm not a lesbian...My mom was a lesbian, which would make me a lesbian lover, meaning someone who loves a lesbian.

HAHA.

[Gennargh]

im wondering if that eduardo guy even watched the video :S

[fivefreakinfriends]

I'm guessing...No.

[xzdollfacexz]

Lol, amazing vid!

[fivefreakinfriends]

Thanks Christine!!!!

[twirlykate89]

Ahhh! I hate my neighbors. He hit his dog and it yelped and I felt SO bad. So, I yelled over the face: "Hey bastard! Hit that dog again and I'll call the cops, you fucking jerk. >:|" So yeah, I don't like them. But this was such a funny vid. "You're in my face." Hahaha.

[fivefreakinfriends]

My dog is like a person, I can say things and he's like...okay.

It's really bizzare!

[twirlykate89]

Hahaha.

He did seem a little odd, in that

he actually 'spoke' to you XD

And was whining.

Haha.

He's so cute.

[fivefreakinfriends]

We talk often. haha. He's a good dog.

[KACYisHOOCH]

your not fat, your more to love!

=D

[fivefreakinfriends]

haha. Thanks.

[CHRISRAYA1990]

I Am Going To Steal Your Dog. =D

No Really.

[fivefreakinfriends]

No. He's my best friend. I need him.

[Gennargh]

yayyy sarah, this was GREAT :D

[fivefreakinfriends]

Genna...I say...we get married.

Today.

[Gennargh]

today my time or...? lmao

[fivefreakinfriends]

Hmm, Good question. We'll have to get married later.

I'll get back to you.

[TubOfCereal]

i loove you !!