press one for Mario sitting press two for mind me to check press three for a tree and a building press four for pesky plumbers entering a cave press five for a vine growing press six for a door apearing press seven for that wasn't so hard press eight for Bowser's castle press nine for credits press zero for CD-I intro thumbs up if helpfull
1:17 I know that this is supposed to be a joke, but it's not funny. It's actually kind of creepy and surreal. All of these cut scenes are like that, but if Mario had been electrocuted and died, the toasters one would have been straight up tragi-comic absurdist drama.
@RockmanYoshi I actually don't dislike them. The animation isn't bad (Unlike the Zelda CD-I games). I think the only "bad" thing about these cutscenes is Mario's voice. Luigi's isn't bad.
@RockmanYoshi of course not. these cutscenes are just so hilariously bad, some people pretend to not like them. but just look at the youtube poop fad they've created :)
@etr906 In fact they don't get it from here... It's rare that they do. They mostly get the clips separately, or from somewhere else... Since in most ytps the audio is all clipped, and here the quality is good.
I've noticed that all voices from hotel mario on ytp's are taken from videos with clipped audio, when here's one that sounds perfectly! xD YTPoopers should really look this one up...
It is illegal to make unauthorized copies of this software. Duplication of this software for any reason including sale, loan, rental or gift is a crime. Penalties include fines of up to $50,000.00 and jail terms up to 5 years.
What the fuck is this bullshit. It's missing a bunch of cut scenes INCLUDING THE FUCKING ENDING! This is a load of fucking shit. Fuck you for leading me into thinking all the cut scenes were in one video, 'cause not only does the video not work with Vegas, I gotta download all the other ones missing and convert the original video. Fuck man, I got two fucked up shoulders and some weird hypotonia problem and I don't want to spend another minute here than I have to.
@MasterGwo Let alone all the muscles in my neck keep rearranging and I have to slide them back into place. Fuck this shit, don't make shit hard for me.
Lol this mine is mine. Did u bring a light NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Get ready to catch her, she's not cumming. Its hard to see through those clouds, i hope we can get rid of them get the hint. HEY YOU GET OFF OF MY CLOUD. Its been one of those days, come on luigi. We aint afraid of no koopas, hurry. SPOOKY. Where's the princess. Over there, look, when u pinch wendy's pennies they pinch back. Boys, Thats that creepy bowsers laugh look THIS IS IT LUIGI, REMEMBER, WHERE THERE'S SMOKE...
hey where can i watch the full hotel mario episode and all those zealda things and stuff used for youtube poops? i tried quebec gamers but couldnt find them, plz answer
ill translate those comments at the top:
Not bad idea Each course great
@darkbureiku It is a manly Mario
reissecup 1 month ago
Thanks a million! If I'm going to YTP I want a source without a watermark and without the horrible audio. Don't listen to the others. XD
NAB622 1 month ago
Oh Atube, how I love you!
RainbowDashYTP 1 month ago
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TacticalRainboom 2 months ago
"Hurry!"
*stands there forever*
MegaAdam1000 3 months ago 4
You know what they say, all YouTubers make poops of this.
wyten 3 months ago
Yep and theres the hotel mario hit list
ubnubmaster 3 months ago
All toastas toast toast!!!
Will4of5 3 months ago
I love the rolling stones reference! XD
MovieguruThe 3 months ago
1:56
MickehDaHuskeh 4 months ago
i always thought toasters toast bread...nothing makes sense anymore!!!!!!
olliepfc94 4 months ago
3:26 Wendy's penis?
moshingtodeath 5 months ago 5
3:19 Over theah!
AvengerofBronze 5 months ago
・・・・・・
悪くはない
もちろんすばらしぞ
darkbureiku 5 months ago
@darkbureiku マリオは男らしいですね ! ^0^
Ratmus1 5 months ago
HAY U! GIT OFFA MAI CLOWD!!
TheDoritosfan1 6 months ago
I think I know what's missing:
A cutscene in Ludwig's hotel of a spray which make the doors always visible.
shayminpoke 6 months ago
Why did they even bother to make this sorry excuse for a game? You are right it is the worse game ever made next to Superman 64
Jake333555 6 months ago
3:15 WTF IS THAT MUSIC!!?
cRoxy86 6 months ago
1:58 "if we, 'persuade' him..."
Luigi likes using torture.
Hermes7282 6 months ago
Press 1 then press 2. LOL.
gamingwonderboy 6 months ago
@gamingwonderboy Sorry,ignore that comment I made earlier it stopped working after a while.
gamingwonderboy 6 months ago
2:36 "Be careful. When you pitch Wendy's pennies,they pitch back." What the heck does that even mean?!
gamingwonderboy 6 months ago
@gamingwonderboy It means some of the coins in Wendy's hotel are imposters. Hope that helps.
Koopa126 6 months ago
@Koopa126 Oh Okay. Thanks for the info.
gamingwonderboy 6 months ago
@gamingwonderboy I know! That's so dirty!
213luiz 6 months ago
How are we going to find the power with the princess going out?
mainchow10 6 months ago
i love how at the end of each cutscene, when they're about to walk into a hotel, they start walking and then freeze like at 1:06 2:01 3:03
piece of shit game
comrade127 6 months ago
2:43 Mario's expressive...eyelids?
magicmiloticftw 6 months ago
03:51 this is shit luigi
Supermario9s 6 months ago
TOASTERS TOAST BREAD DAMMIT!
Platychidnapus 7 months ago
HBMmaster8472 7 months ago
It's so weird to watch these cutscenes without the ear rape.
NorrisArt 7 months ago
man the SEGA CD was way better than this CD-I
sebastien12364 7 months ago
HEY YOU! GET OFFA MY CLOUD!
TheDoritosfan1 7 months ago
this series, WAS AN EPIC FAIL!
UniverseKeeper2 7 months ago
1:17 I know that this is supposed to be a joke, but it's not funny. It's actually kind of creepy and surreal. All of these cut scenes are like that, but if Mario had been electrocuted and died, the toasters one would have been straight up tragi-comic absurdist drama.
MrHongKongBuffet 7 months ago
@MrHongKongBuffet cool story bro
realwaluigi 7 months ago
Wow thanks for the download, time to make poop
Naterdoo1 7 months ago
4:57 Honestly, who would want to make a copy of this anyways?!
SmashBrosMaster277 7 months ago
GET OFFA MY CLOUD!!!!
dwiese1998 7 months ago
4:40 Justin Merrow isn't very good at pointing out animation errors
irishtrash15 7 months ago
4:33 voice "talent"
TheJTreviewer 8 months ago
Ha. Old CDI. I still play hotel mario on mine.
skippythumper123 8 months ago
3:52 - 3:59 sounds like in mortal kombat 9
garcia1918 8 months ago
am i the only one that likes the cutscenes?
RockmanYoshi 8 months ago
@RockmanYoshi I actually don't dislike them. The animation isn't bad (Unlike the Zelda CD-I games). I think the only "bad" thing about these cutscenes is Mario's voice. Luigi's isn't bad.
SomeFluffer64 8 months ago
@RockmanYoshi of course not. these cutscenes are just so hilariously bad, some people pretend to not like them. but just look at the youtube poop fad they've created :)
realwaluigi 8 months ago
What about the intro?
Twisted4000 8 months ago
What did Mario say on 3:24?
MrOcelot9 8 months ago
What did Mario say on 1:35?
MrOcelot9 8 months ago
Press a number and something will happen.
m0therfan 8 months ago
I came here just for the CD-i logo.
mihaelkYeah 8 months ago
Press 2 for CHECK
aaanusify 9 months ago
Hold down 5 for luigi doing something with the vine, you have to check for yourself!
KillaBunehs 9 months ago
as someone else said:
to be fair, nothing about hotel mario is high quality
tfsz0719 9 months ago
Keep pressing 4 to make an echo in the BGM.
YTPluvr42 9 months ago
obligatory Rolling Stones reference, wtf?!
cyrax94 9 months ago
Whats up whit the background music on 3:16? Mm mm mm??
torerik1234 9 months ago
2:44 That's what Lakitu said.
Jontehmannen 9 months ago
1:17 Toasters toast bread, dipsh*t.
ElfmanRoxProductions 9 months ago
The sound effect at 2:50 was used later in Quake. lol.
k1ngdr0r 9 months ago
Actualy its wrong, toaster toast BREAD, not toast
fatstickslimz 10 months ago
1:25 I want toasters that can shoot bread like that.
ThomasJO89 10 months ago
Where's the intro in this vid?
YTPluvr42 10 months ago
Who would WANT to pirate Hotel Mario?!
Uruya6 10 months ago
Mario: Hey you, get off of my cloud!
LOL
Chowdit1 10 months ago
I still don't know what Mario means when he says about Wendy's pennies lol
TheDoritosfan1 10 months ago
@TheDoritosfan1
"When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back"
Pinching pennies essentially means stealing them. Since the coins in that stage hurt you, they "pinch back".
pikminfan1998 10 months ago
I was actually surprised that I only had the opening cutscene from Quebecgamers. I was like, darn, I thought I had the toaster scene somewhere.
MrJLBrown 10 months ago
I just found an old CD-i in my attic! Time to get a copy of all the shitty games! :D
SpazzyNoodle 11 months ago 15
@SpazzyNoodle Mah boi, these games are what all true warriors strive for.
EpicWINNER1000 10 months ago
the sound effects are awesome
ih8luckypeople 11 months ago
thanx for the vid now i go on to making some ytp's
xdarkmario 11 months ago
MARIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO X_X SHE'S UP THERE (with 50's singer voice : 3)
myheadisbloody 11 months ago
GAY LUIGI
Mephiles55510 11 months ago
I just saved you from Bowser!
I WON!
Ammit5 11 months ago
where's the high quality in this?
kimflodin 11 months ago
Maybe "high quality" isn't the right way to talk about Hotel Mario cutscenes.
DarkPieman 11 months ago
13 People actually played the game.
RixPixable 1 year ago
o_O LUIGI SOUNDS FUCKING ASWESOME AT 1:56
myheadisbloody 1 year ago
@myheadisbloody Mario: NO!
AchilGamez 11 months ago
REMINND ME TO CHECK !
myheadisbloody 1 year ago
2:43 Rolling Stones reference?
kffeine 1 year ago
You know, if I had the princess disappear in front of me a good 5+ times, I would've just said screw it and gone home.
NefariousEvildoer 1 year ago
come on guys the voice acting isnt that bad its at least 8 stars lol
Widehmario 1 year ago
NO at 1:54
bluewhale211 1 year ago
3:17 speed it up the backround music sounds funny!
pikazomboe 1 year ago
do you have any cutscenes for the zelda videos used in the ytp's?
holymight33 1 year ago
Where's the ending cut scene?
mihaelkYeah 1 year ago
@etr906 In fact they don't get it from here... It's rare that they do. They mostly get the clips separately, or from somewhere else... Since in most ytps the audio is all clipped, and here the quality is good.
mihaelkYeah 1 year ago
13 people are justin merrow!
McNibbler 1 year ago
you know what the say, all toaster toast toast
MarioMansRS 1 year ago
0:52 Wait what the fuck!?
BrechPro 1 year ago
4:39 they only had one tester?
KarlSnr 1 year ago 11
@KarlSnr that explains ALOT
mairo7657 5 months ago
@KarlSnr No wonder it was such a bad game
TheBadBuffalo 3 months ago
pause the video and wait for it to buffer. Play again and press numbers 1-0 on your keyboard.
pilli10 1 year ago
3:24 Be careful! When you pinch Windy's (penis???) they pinch back xDDDD
mihaelkYeah 1 year ago
@mihaelkYeah
Pennies
TommyStudios10 1 year ago
@TommyStudios10 thanks ^^ Right after I've posted that comment I thought it actually sounded like "penny"... Random retarded fun ftw ^p^
mihaelkYeah 1 year ago
@mihaelkYeah That's what i heard,too.
superaleksibros 11 months ago
I've noticed that all voices from hotel mario on ytp's are taken from videos with clipped audio, when here's one that sounds perfectly! xD YTPoopers should really look this one up...
mihaelkYeah 1 year ago
Where's the intro?
wakkyvideogroup 1 year ago
@wakkyvideogroup
watch?v=-Dv_DXqdC9k
mihaelkYeah 1 year ago
These cutscenes aren't excactly high quality though, no matter how you put it. xD
Acoustic1234567 1 year ago
2:43 Rolling Stones reference.
revanisthebest 1 year ago
No Mario. All toasters toast bread.
MsRuffledfeathers 1 year ago 2
@EmTheSmasher yes they did it -.-
Rashield938 1 year ago
2:00 what, is Luigi part of the Mafia or something?
lordxeras 1 year ago
1:55 After hearing so many people use the slight-earrape version of "No", hearing this one is too wierd.
T3XProductions 1 year ago 56
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
SuperUniverse555 1 year ago
1:55
No
sublime104 1 year ago
Jeff Zoern and Mirena Kim should be ashamed of themselves (4:18)
dressaniba 1 year ago
4:59
Can I seriously get fined 50,000 dollars and go to JAIL for copying THIS!?
Calgarian 1 year ago
I want the 5:02 seconds of my life back!
pixle101 1 year ago
Call me crazy, but those cutscene's are damn funny, must be the sick humor, lol, "I see the problem, to many toasters"
olivierfromricochet 1 year ago
1:05 that stock Tesla Coil sound effect did bring a smile to my face though, I loved Red Alert =D
anthem47 1 year ago
1:18 Mario is Captain Obvious.
Tassadaritze 1 year ago
THIS MINE IS MINE
vinzer72banned 1 year ago
3:18 OBER DERE!
Mario647382 1 year ago
I would love to know what Shigeru Miyamoto makes of these CD-i atrocities.
RustInPeace44 1 year ago
At least the end credits have good music.
Saieras 1 year ago
too many toasters!
FatalisWhite 1 year ago
bzzit bzzit 1:14
TheAviator8 1 year ago
i think the princess is retarded "Oh i want to see Mario so im going to stand on this branch that is sure to break"
Haloplaya2332 1 year ago
1:53 No
mmaaat123 1 year ago
where theres smoke......theres lazooors!!!!!
SuicidelRetard 1 year ago 18
Stephen Radosh... should just die.
JubJubtheWonderHippo 1 year ago
3:04 mario: hurry!
luigi: ...
standing there for 5 seconds isn't really hurrying -.-
r3pure 1 year ago
carefull when u pinch wendies niples they pinch back!
TheBOLT495 1 year ago
at 2:58
Is he taking a piss?
EckoNike1 1 year ago
@EckoNike1
NO
TheGAMER2102 1 year ago
YouTube Poop: Where there's smoke, they pinch back.
TheSuperCommentGuy 1 year ago
You know what else pinches back?
Crabs!
eneru234 1 year ago
you know what mario?
No I Don't Know What They Say!
eneru234 1 year ago
HERE'S THE PROBLEM, TOO MANY TOASTERS
TheLordOfTheSporks 1 year ago
4:53
I don't think that will be a problem Philips.
GlitchyFurrystuff 1 year ago
thanks
dbz3073 1 year ago
All toasters toast toast.
Pwnzor777 1 year ago
No Mario, I don't get the hint.
motherfan55 1 year ago
When you pinch Wendys pennies they pinch back! Also...
Where theirs smoke theirs fire!
Thisiswhathappened 1 year ago
@Thisiswhathappened Combine the two phrases and you get "YouTube Poop: Where There's Smoke, They Pinch Back."
jimbodeek 11 months ago
Actually cool music at 3:18!
lazicful 1 year ago
I call bullshite on the title of this video - there is absolutely no such thing as High Quality Hotel Mario Cut Scenes. =P
SubaruOfTheTriad 1 year ago
It is illegal to make unauthorized copies of this software. Duplication of this software for any reason including sale, loan, rental or gift is a crime. Penalties include fines of up to $50,000.00 and jail terms up to 5 years.
PsychoJosh 1 year ago
Comment removed
JDart1776 1 year ago
@PsychoJosh: Actually, I apologize...........My bad. X-d
JDart1776 1 year ago
NOU
barifa1 1 year ago
So I downloaded the avi version, and where can i find it it wasnt in my videos?
dressaniba 1 year ago
... must.. induce vomiting.....
ebonifragaria 1 year ago
:42 maybe the branch broke because she had too much "cake" if you get my reference from zero puctuation.
Pixelrelated 1 year ago
"Where AM I?"
OVAH DAIEH!!! *Points*
Dxthegod 1 year ago
be careful... when u pinch wendy's pennies.... there's fire!
remember..... where there's smoke, they pinch back! i feel like making a ytp out of this but i have no idea how to...
DaToasternator 1 year ago
IM MAKING A POOP WITH THIS
Crazyfrog72returns 1 year ago
I have a strange desire to try Bowser's Sourpuss bread....
planteatsman 1 year ago
"you know what they say, all toasters, toast toast"
wow, nice observation there mario, I would have never guessed what toasters do lol.
gamerfreak5665 1 year ago
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Wow I've learned so many ways to kidnap a Princess. Who said games arn't educational? Mental note don't go nuts on the toasters!
ARX78 1 year ago
Wow I've learned so many ways to kidnap a Princess. Who said games arn't educational. Mental note don't go nuts on the toasters!
ARX78 1 year ago
nowadays this game could be made i a couple day
haoliver1 1 year ago
i cant believe that they made mario a cheap kiddy game. like the games i played as a little kid (reader rabbit and stuff)
drifter402 1 year ago
Maybe there's a switch, in one of the rooms! Remind me to check!
Wolf555Link 1 year ago
What the fuck is this bullshit. It's missing a bunch of cut scenes INCLUDING THE FUCKING ENDING! This is a load of fucking shit. Fuck you for leading me into thinking all the cut scenes were in one video, 'cause not only does the video not work with Vegas, I gotta download all the other ones missing and convert the original video. Fuck man, I got two fucked up shoulders and some weird hypotonia problem and I don't want to spend another minute here than I have to.
MasterGwo 1 year ago
@MasterGwo Let alone all the muscles in my neck keep rearranging and I have to slide them back into place. Fuck this shit, don't make shit hard for me.
MasterGwo 1 year ago
mario REALLY needs to go on a diet...
pikapika1424 1 year ago
wheres the intro :(
Seniorblah 1 year ago
@Seniorblah "This video is a response to High Quality Hotel Mario Intro". Click that.
103calico 1 year ago
guess what those files contain ad-ware and spyware!!!! you idiot
SuperMarioandluigi12 1 year ago
only the opening is missing
cwingpro10 1 year ago
Lol this mine is mine. Did u bring a light NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Get ready to catch her, she's not cumming. Its hard to see through those clouds, i hope we can get rid of them get the hint. HEY YOU GET OFF OF MY CLOUD. Its been one of those days, come on luigi. We aint afraid of no koopas, hurry. SPOOKY. Where's the princess. Over there, look, when u pinch wendy's pennies they pinch back. Boys, Thats that creepy bowsers laugh look THIS IS IT LUIGI, REMEMBER, WHERE THERE'S SMOKE...
gameboyja 1 year ago
when mario says "hey you get out of my cloud " reminds me of the rolling stones song"hey hey you you get out of my cloud" xd
619alain 1 year ago
3:25 YTP verson: be carefull. when you pinch wendys penis it pinch back O_O
Iceburner96 1 year ago
youtube poop here i come
brunobliss 1 year ago
u missed out the ending!
james2777787 1 year ago
2:25 "It's hard to see those clouds. I hope we can get rid of 'em!" "GET THE POWER. NINTENDO POWER!!"
TheMikeAndSam 1 year ago
"its hard to see through all thse clouds! i hope we can get rid of... get the hint?" um... no, not really, no
NintendanGX 1 year ago
hey where can i watch the full hotel mario episode and all those zealda things and stuff used for youtube poops? i tried quebec gamers but couldnt find them, plz answer
willeo1234 1 year ago
This.... What is this kind... kind of crap??? You cannot be kidding me! Mario is next to Chuck Norris.
And what happened to the ending???
And the princess?
Wait, she's over here.... um...
NO! NOT THE TOAST!!! ARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tehpillowstar 1 year ago
1:36 o jeez if we weren't so busy putting up this sign we would have seen the princess was 10 feet behind us!
brandonlewis95 1 year ago
It's like watching a REJECTED episode of Super Mario Bros Super Show.
Ketorulz 1 year ago
1:18 biggest screw up line ever. "All Toasters toast TOAST!" No Mario, it's "All Toasters Toast Bread."
mrkingofkings 1 year ago
No ending cutscene?! What happend!?! Did they rescue the princess??!!! I AM DYING TO KNOW!!!
MathiasKaizer 1 year ago
DUDE mario toast toasts bread to make it into toatst bread+toaster=TOAST
Gigabite97 1 year ago