Monty Python - The Visitors

[Phantom2232]

shut up you silly bitch its only a bit of fun

[NagaJolokiafied]

took a minute to process that one

[MrRexel14]

i remeber the two of them meeting. know what i mean? knudge knudge? a nods as good as a wink to a blind bat know what i mean?

[XDKX101]

What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dunnnngggg lmao

[RazielFallenAngel]

LOL

[hogwashsentinel]

was rather witty wasn't it? - I use that line all the time...

[punisherman1000]

Terry Gilliam is without Arguing the most important of the pythons: he did all the animated scenes and would play roles that no one else wanted to play. He really had balls in order to do what he did in this sketch. Hint: look for the half-naked cross-dresser

[CCNuck]

I just love how Graham is always the romantic male lead - even in Life of Brian. Heeheehee.

[Ved000000]

"Silly, isn't it?" Haha.

[flaxonx3]

Probably the greatest comedy sketch of all time. Like most undiscovered gems, it doesn't suffer from the overkill and over familiarity of many of the well known ones. You just have to think of the dead parrot skit which suffered the indignity of Thatcher and the bloody Tories using it at their conference.

[flaxonx3]

Probably the greatest comedy sketch of all time.

[pc2611]

the first time i saw this sketch, something in me broke and i was no longer able to laugh, it was Cleese's line to Carol Cleveland after he had assaulted her the first time.

[CCNuck]

@pc2611 Ditto.

[Vincek88]

After shooting Victor, Brian randomly fires off another shot while they're all singing 'Ding Dong' - gotta love those wacky Equatols. Big gin, please...

[SockBoy65]

@Vincek88  I think the random shot was supposed to be him shooting Carol Cleveland. We never did see what became of her.

[keijimuto]

Love the Equators! Cleese is awesome..

[TheKenfig]

@keijimuto I'm scared of them ; Brian is a homicidal maniac. I prefer Arthur Name ; Name by name, Name by nature !, Lol

[Tsamsiyu1]

Oh! I wet 'em! Cracks me up everytime!

[garyw930]

Alone And Asleep - Oh Sam Bin Laden; controversial new publication.

[gsk1LLz]

british.. better at everything.

rock, movies every fucking single thing

[megaslaythraxica]

the knight is so dejected XD

[BangYoureSoVicious]

"I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!"

"I ONLY WANT THREE CANS."

Best bit.

[Cadpig47]

Fantastic!

[unclebud99]

...as his wife's just died, he's somewhat distraught...poor chap. classic!

[intrepolo]

When the wife said "I wet 'em" I nearly joined her!

[mikero08]

"A bit lumpy...Ohh, I was sittin' on the cat."

[Soilwar]

The ultimate p(r)oof that the Brits are crazy people :D

Love it! Duunng!

[metaguru]

rather witty wasn't it

[Loseirdo]

The first time I saw this I was gasping for breath. Monty Python is unmatched in unpredictable comedy.

[scomo599]

I told you to lay off the beans you whore! I ONLY WANT 3 CANS!

[OlaNaTungee6]

second kiss for michael at 5:35 xD

[TheExLeper]

"I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!!"

[heywoodejerblowme]

Bloody marvelous.Growing up in London in the 60sI knew so many people who were like the Python upper class twits.I used to think CarolCleveland was a hot bit of crumpet.Python even after 40 years on is still relevent.

[rollo131]

I say, you've got a nice pair, haven't ya love?

[Koolked96]

"What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung"

[alpha18412]

@Koolked96 First time I heard that I laughed for six months.

[batoms]

Let's have a Ding Dong!!

[Crashoverall]

beyond genius

[vikingraider1]

Best Monty Python sketch ever !

[Sou1defiler]

5 feminists took the hump when Cleese grabbed Carol Cleveland by the tit

[heywoodejerblowme]

@Sou1defiler I would have given my right nut to have grabbed her tit.

[Simbabbad]

On some level it's funny, on some other it's terrifying. Which makes it funnier, I guess.

[KahnBB6]

@Simbabbad I agree. It works on both levels. That's what makes this one. All the Python films had this dual terror/hilarity quality only hinted at in this sketch.

[lieberso]

Monty Pythons machen die beste Comedy, die ich je sah.

Best comedy of the world

at least

apart from

some others maybe

which are also rather good

so as

[pls fill in]

[xiloveRiverphoenix]

"Well how are you, you great poof?"

The way John Cleese said that line is just absolutely hilarious. And his and Terry Jones' laughing is just brilliant.

This is what I call real comedy :D

[colibri1]

The "poof" character played by Terry Gilliam is actually dressed very high fashion for the period. Designer Rudi Gernreich was pushing bikini briefs as the everyday clothes of the future for men and women the year this aired, 1969-70; he called them monokinis. And Gilliam's silver face makeup is almost straight out of designer Andre Courreges's 1969 collection. The cigarette holder, cape, and bow on the bikini briefs make it comical, though.

[vef444]

@colibri1 Why is the bright future always associated with gays?

[gietek]

Nudge Nudge man :-)

[csibatmanfan]

Is that Terry Gilliam with the mask and cape on?

[LoveHateSensation]

@csibatmanfan I was wondering that too!

[BrokenMemory87]

@LoveHateSensation Certainly is!! He's wicked :D

[vef444]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..... I shited my pants.

[RaptorChick]

This is my favourite sketch!

[mossyfawn]

I TOLD YOU TO LAY OFF THE BEANS YOU WHORE!

[MrBasilGanglia]

@mossyfawn I ONLY WANT 3 CANS!!

[racookster]

This skit is like a vision of Hell. Perhaps the two lovers had... the salmon mousse!

[BrokenMemory87]

My favourite: "I don't much like the tone of your voice *BANG*" lol and then the way Graham falls :D

[Theoverseer95]

Oh no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

[brainmachine04]

Note to self: Do NOT drink any liquids while watching Monty Python!

[loqutor]

How are you doing, you great poof?

[chacalacaboom54321]

silly people, transvestites, permicuiousley dressed homosexuals and unnesisary murder, classic monty python

[SerbianMonsterBreee]

DAAAAAAAANG!!!!! hahaha

[tabitha501]

Button your lip, you ratbag! Brilliant.

[whatuswattingat]

@tabitha501 LMAO!!!!

[tabitha501]

@whatuswattingat Hello. I have all the Monty Python on DVD. I absolutely love their stuff and I even have a colleague from Eastern Europe who can recite Life of Brian word for word! My favourite sketch at the moment has to be the Ken Shabby one.

[whatuswattingat]

@tabitha501 I have the episodes on DVD too. I HAD an autograph from Michael Palin, wishing me a Happy Birthday, but it was unfortunately lost. BUMMER! The Cheese Shop is my all time fav. Watching John Cleese calming going down the list, watching him explode for that brief moment! LMAO!

[GreenGearMood]

I'd seen this on the night that Queen Mother had died, and never again until now. That one part really haunted me.

"I don't much like the tone of your voice" and then ends the dude.

I wasn't paying the strictest attention, so I was like... Did that REALLY just happen?

[andrewblastoff]

'this is my wife Audrey she smells a bit but she has a heart of gold'

my favourite line

[Zeanu]

Ahahaha! "I don't much like the tone of your voice." *shoots*

So random hahah.

[TPrower]

"This is my wife, Audrey. She smells a bit, but she has a heart of gold!" I love their laughs. XD

[TheFalloutNerd]

Here's a good one heard it in a pup (puts on the Washington post march) I doubt he even heard that track before he put it on that day.

[ryrodye]

@TheFalloutNerd He was talking about the joke, not the march, lol.

[picklerwoof]

"The goat's done a bundle!!"

:)

[roryhawk]

This is what we find humorous after years of blowing hundreds of thousands.. no, wait.. millions.. of people up in WW2. After we hit rock bottom, here's what we came up with! I find it similar to the craziness of Japanese comedy (it's absurd!). Love it.... !!!!

[MichaelPalinFan2008]

I find this to be one of their most hilarious sketches. A man and a woman are trying to have a romantic evening in, but they get interrupted, first by a man who the lover met 3 years ago in a pub, then by a rather odd bachelor couple whose wife is addicted to beans seemingly and whose husband is portraying the personality and interests of a pervert which later sits on a lumpy seat only to find he was sitting on the cat, then his poof friends arrive with a goat, and basically it's just hilarious

[ysbaddaden2003]

I think America was watching The Brady Bunch at the time.

[goodluckpeace44]

the Nudge Nudge is also here epic..

Trying to be romantic but pervets crowding the place

just like when I am having my nice breakfast my father is in the toilet ,making fart noices next to my room,

[GoAccount]

モンティ・パイソン　日本語吹替

Search with the words over (meaning "Monty Python, Japanese stand-in"), and you will find the Japanese version of the sketch.

Another charm in that !

[HeatherRawriee]

I've just watched the Bicycle Repairman Sketch in Japanese. Hee!

[TNitroxT]

Whats brown and sounds like a bell? -Dung...lol :)

[vigo894]

@TNitroxT= That actually brought a smile to my face. I needed that one.

[Froghood1]

Superb. Brilliantly daft.

[SYLVIACOHEN]

This is one of my favourite sketches and I ADORE Terry Gilliam in it :D

[murielsartre]

Oh, they won't mind, they're very broad-minded!

[1CCHH1]

"Button your lip you rat bag, hahaha yes was rather witty wasn't it"

[ErnieandBert1]

Bilmey, she don't go out much, don't she?

[ErnieandBert1]

Shut up you silly bitch, it's only a bit of fun.

[667BadSeed]

Have you noticed the way Michael caresses Terry's chest at the end of the skit ? And he seems to like it...

[Zeanu]

@667BadSeed Yeah haha what's up with that?

[667BadSeed]

Poor knight... He looks so sad ! :p

[DaveFromBrooklyn]

I'm thinking Terry Gilliam's character, my fave of the skit, is imitating David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust character. This skit was aired around '69 when Stardust and glam-rock was making inroads. Rocky Horror was around '75.

[motherbrain86]

@DaveFromBrooklyn bowies ziggy phase was 3 years away in 69 just so you kno

[pogopogopogo3]

@DaveFromBrooklyn no, ziggy stardust was three years later.

[PumpDog99]

This is one of their best skits.

[ericco79]

This was one of the first skits I ever saw by Monty Python, and even now I cry watching it. I love the utter chaos!

Some random trivia: 4:33 you can see Terry's cigarette about to burn John's coat, so John has to wave Terry's hand away. I don't think that was planned, but it just added to all the mayhem!

[lifeseeker1]

This is my favorite Monty Python skit, hard to choose because there are so many good ones.

"Remember me in the pub, about 3 years ago?"

[goodluckpeace44]

that sucks, I have a good one, what if a man goes to a resturent and getting ready to at a delicious meal, but he hears toilet sounds from the other door?

[fabios66]

so, how are you, you great poof,,wonderful stuff.

[Novazi74]

Let's have a Ding Dong!

[lioweif]

omg the nudge nudge guy!!!

[jealouscardinal]

their best skit.

period.

[terrythekittie]

I have to agree..hard to find better...inspired lunacy as they say..Idle and Cleese at their brilliant best and the usually insane Chapman playing a straight role for a change....bravo pythons! bravo!

[bigaid22]

A pint of creme De Menth for my friend...classic...

[Jojjo450]

4:47 - 4:52 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bulldrumm]

doesn't get better than this.

ever.

[atlasz84]

soft toy department kicks ass

[pjev93]

I thought it might be Terry Gilliam, but i didn't think it looked like him.

So thank you so much for your help=)

[Tareltonlives]

Well, this is the first time he's gone all Frank N. Furter on us, so it's a bit of a shock. :)

[pjev93]

Who's the half-naked man? I can't recognize him

[EuskaltelEuskadi]

I love her face just before Eric says Duuung! Classic.

[usmcfutball]

This Python sketch has a little bit of everything that made them great.

The goat and Michael Palin clinch it though. Classic.

[BrokenMemory87]

lol this is one of my favourites, it never gets old. "the soft toy department" lol and I love the way graham falls when shot. "lets have a ding dong!"

[giarcnella66]

This is so Pinteresque.

[drahoop]

remember i was in the pub... three years ago

[comrademarxist]

That's Sousa's "Washington Post March" on the gramophone.

[Tareltonlives]

I first didn't like this one, but now it's one of my favorites.

[b00mhauer]

Love how they all have "taken the liberty to invite some friends". Such libertines!

[shadowplayer1980]

Do one has done Non sequiturs better than Monty Python.

That last sentence made me sound snob, doesn't it, using a big phrase like non sequitur?

Oh, well.

*smacks self with rubber chicken and then walks away*

[shadowplayer1980]

Sorry, I meant "No one". I apologize.

*Smacks self with rubber hammer then walks off*

[patton1138]

My all-time favorite sketch! Really showcases the characteristic Monty Python absurdity.

[Devver08]

...the goats done a bundle.

This skit showcases the extent of British lunacy.

[lucelli1chivas]

"I told you to lay off the beans you whore!"

"I ONLY want 3 cans!"

[invitationtoflop]

John Cleese fat..... Wooooooo @-)

[djbanizza]

what's brown and sounds like a bell ?

DonnnnnnnnG !

:)

[Demonwulf]

No, it's "dunnnnng" :p

Totally different!

[NickeyNoodles]

this is my favourite sketch!!

"let's have a ding dong"

[rainydaywoman1957]

this is one of my favorite sketches and they never play it!

[danceswithpigs]

righto, sorry about that. pretend the comment below came from this user.

i also absolutely love terry jones here.

[gimmiefriedchicken]

i do love when terry gilliam pops into sketches. makes things a little stranger.

[eoieduff]

'I dont much like the tone of your voice' - genius!!

[bjjolley]

"Shut up, you silly bitch. It was only a bit of fun."

[hiiqk9s]

I absolutely love Terry Gilliam in this. He should have been in a lot more sketches.

[willwazere]

one of my favourite scetchs lmao

[zavida]

According to a MP docu I saw years ago, Cleese/Chapman usually wrote the edgier-louder-authoritarian type skits and this definitely looks like a Cleese/Chapman driven piece. Either way it's a remarkable skit and one of my fav's.

[SonjaTheBlond]

Just GREAT !

[esoraleak]

I can recognize most of them...but who is the guy in the cape, Michael Palin?

[murielsartre]

It's Terry Gilliam.

[esoraleak]

Wow, that's Gilliam?!!! Then where does Palin come in, is he the last one to enter?

[esoraleak]

Oh, I see it now...Gilliam's in the cape, and Palin is the one who comes in after him. It's unusual to see Terry Gilliam in a skit.

[xsqueefluffx]

he's only ever there if it requires unpleasant makeup - or if none of the others want to do it

[peter97624]

Ahahahahahahahahahah..........­.OH ! I wet 'em !

[thecrowcsplayer]

"Shut up you silly bitch, its only a bit of fun."

lmao

[mattironiic]

This is absolutely one of the best moments in comedy throughout all of history...thank you so much for uploading!

[jgdesign]

Let's have a ding-dong! LMAO!!!

[Android2137]

"We wanted a quiet evening on our own!"

":D Oh they won't mind! They're very broad-minded!"

That was brilliant!

[jkoff76]

Every good comedy writer should be forced to watch this.

[WonderKidCopperfield]

are there any good comedy writers today?

[ClassicRock1212]

"whats brown and makes a bell sound...Dung!"

[jessiethegeek]

just heard it-

"Together for so many months in the soft toy department.

A small detail that made python awesomer than it already is

[jessiethegeek]

what an awesome sketch.Terry G reminds me so much of franknfurter lol.

And i just noticed but mike has a kiss mark on his cheek.

Oh how i wish i could have been carol cleaveland lol.

This is such a great sketch definitely in my top ten

Smile,God loves you

[murielsartre]

I have a request: The last 3rd series sketch with Eric hosting an awards show, and for one of the winners, a video camera goes to his home. The lights come up and it's John and Michael in bed together, totally in shock. Sort of a fitting end to John's time on the show, especially since all of Monty Python came about from John wanting to work with Michael.

Also, the Farm Club report on Tchaikovsky where Michael's a gossipy hairdresser with a princess phone. It's great.

[happymanabc]

come on me love drop em lolololololol so so so funy

[majerjack]

God has never placed upon His beautiful Earth a creature more hideous in appearance than Terry Jones in drag. In this clip, in the Poets sketch, and in many others, he is ugly as sin and funny as hell.

[tudor1485]

I suppose you mean Terry Jones, Gilliam's not in it

[batmanofni]

Yeah he is, he's the one in teh cape and pants.

[elgiexyz]

What a party!

[matt2house]

a bit lumpy, oh no wonder i was sitting on the cat. luv that bit

[CaribDevist]

I love Graham Chapman in this sketch. He's too much of a pushover to take control of the sitution until things are well out of hand, then gets shot when he finally does speak up. In the words of Michael Palin, "I think there's a lesson there for all of us." :D

[Tareltonlives]

To be fair, there was little he can do. He'd have to get a gun to get these creatures out once they open the door

[betweenlakes]

Wow. Definitely one of the nastiest Python sketches. Probably written by John Cleese to vent his anger at all the vulgar idiots he hated. (like the Upper Class Twits all shooting themselves in another Cleese sketch).

Terry Jones in this is hilarious. Like a gorilla in drag, shambling around and cackling.

[ifuckinglovescience]

Oh?

And who's that then?

[MyMoi93]

"What's brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNG!" xD

I love John and Terry J in this one :D They kinda remind me of someone in my family xD