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  • Tim <3

  • He's a bad ass piano player.

  • @PsychoticSikHypnotic There is a big difference between bad ass, and badass.

  • My new life goal, to be able to sing along to this song.

  • Anyone else notice that he went 12 minutes back in time?

  • @AntiMatterWave No he doesn't: 11:47, 11:53, 11:59, 12:05, 12:30 there were no other times i heard :/

  • @izzyGO52 Sorry, I was a bit tired when I wrote that comment and thought he said 11:35 rather than 11:53

  • @AntiMatterWave ah okay soz for being a bit annoying :)

  • @izzyGO52 Nah, my bad

  • @snaredrum110 You should learn the legal difference between a threat and hyperbolic comment.

  • @Nolansykinsley  Why I've got you to tell me. You say you're the expert. So I'm all ears prof....

  • @snaredrum110 and the local authorities are laughing their asses off at someone actually thinking they give a shit about youtube comments.

  • This guy is pretty much perfectly brilliant :)

  • @1:27 he forgot milk :(

  • @Kazaler - he actually MINCHINS milk at around 0:38 (The milk is going off...)

  • He comes up with unreal songs

  • That snaredrum dude is either troll or hater.

    Ignore him in both cases.

  • I can't believe this has 27 dislikes ...madding..lol

  • Tim Minchin is amazing :p so love him!! ;)

  • THIS MAN IS GOD <3

  • Man he plays great! Best musical comedian of life!

  • @snaredrum110 Wow you really have no life.. I logged on here for a few minutes and I'm already getting responses from you.

    Got anything to say about that "7 Billion People" argument? Also still waiting for that source on the "Millions of Artists" point...

    *sigh* people don't know how to debate or argue nowadays.... winning is no fun any more

  • @snaredrum110 Though I will hand it to you, your talent to ignore basic pieces of information, like that very short list of exceptions to your "7 billion people" argument, is well developed indeed.

    Also we can exclude China, North Korea, and several other LARGE countries who aren't allowed to access to youtube. Keep firing those "facts" because you're going wonders for my spare-time boredom.

  • @snaredrum110 7 billion people. Wait.. Not every one of those 7 billion is old enough to understand anything, not every one speaks the same language, not every one has access to technology or means to see him, and a vast mass of that 7 billion are neutral because they've never heard of him.

    I could make the same argument for any band/singer YOU like

    You have yet to source your claim that MILLIONS hate him. And beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I really don't care what you think of her.

  • Can people stop arguing under this video? You're ruining my Tim Time :/

  • @snaredrum110 maybe if you don't like Tim minchin you could just fuck off and let the rest of us enjoy it rather than wasting your life criticising others.

  • @snaredrum110

    I would suggest zero hours of trolling. There's this thing in economics called "Opportunity Cost", basically, it means that anytime you are doing something you could be doing something else, that something else could be worth more or less on many different scales. You could use those three hours a day for something else, I could also use the minute or two it takes me to write these replies on something else, and I shall do just that.

  • @snaredrum110 I have also realised that here, where I am, it is 07:05PM. And you live in America, so the time where you or is somewhere between 09:07PM(HT) to 02:07PM(EST). This worries me, you calim that you are a talented drummer and singer, but you seem to spend all of your time on the internet "trolling", don't you think you could use this time better by practising the drums and singing?

  • @snaredrum110 Not that question, I meant the "are you really 59?" question. And you're not going to get anymore "food" from me, I'm just being my emotionless, curios self again.

  • @snaredrum110 You see this as me giving you "troll food"? All I'm doing is asking you a simple question. I'm not even mad or annoyed, I actually feel sorry for you.

  • @snaredrum110 Honestly, Do you not have anything better to do than bash a talented man?

    I doubt for one second you can play piano like he can.

    And I said Grammar, cause yours is so poor, a three year old can do better.

    Besides, I said correct your grammar as an insult to your intelligence, no point in trying to bash Tim Minchin when you're this retarded.

    Please, get a life.

    Haters gonn' Hate.

  • @snaredrum110 I wasn't really trying to scare you, I was in a bad mood to be honest. You're not really 59 though, are you?

  • @snaredrum110 So, Jeff, still want to troll now that everyone in this comment section knows you by your first AND last name?

  • @snaredrum110 Oh, I also found a video about you, it mentioned you by your current YouTube username, some of your previous-now-banned usernames, and by your actual name "Jeff Jones". After finding this video I googled the other usernames, I found a profile on Chess.com, that profile also says "Jeff Jones", your date of birth (10th Jaunuary 1952) is also on there. So, you are 59, and this is how you spend your spare time‽

  • @snaredrum110 I did reply to your comment, I wrote about how your YouTube activity feed tells us a lot about you, but then I saw one comment in said feed. "@andie361 hahaha. Try not to feed a mega troll like me!!! It's impossible. I am fat on troll food...YUMMY troll food" You've openly admitted to being a troll, and you're so stupid that you didn't even remove this from your YouTube activity feed.

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  • @snaredrum110 Please correct your grammar before you even think you're educated enough to bash a comedian who makes jokes based on religion and other controversial topics.

  • @snaredrum110 An it's funny to laugh at poor uneducated cunts like you, who bash a genius ;D

  • I would rather listen to NILE..

  • @snaredrum110 So his wife is only with him because of money? They've been together since high school. And even if she was with him just due to his fame, whats your point. He IS famous.

  • @snaredrum110 You asked for a picture of his wife or it's bullshit.

    I provided you a picture of his wife. It's not bullshit. I asked you for a source and you have yet to do that. I was simply pointing that out.

    You say he's a bad artist and that tons of people agree with you, but you've done very little to prove that "Millions or Artists" agree with you. So I don't believe you. That's my point.

  • @snaredrum110 Pretty sure you're referencing another comment, and looks are subjective, but I think she's pretty good looking, either way, okay. You'll have to replace the (DOT) with .

    exposay(DOT)com/tim-minchin-an­d-wife-sarah-minchin-57th-annu­al-evening-standard-theatre-aw­ards---arrivals/p/52479/6/

    So, where's your source? You have yet to provide one, and I find it quite amateurish considering you're so intent on making your point believed (note, believed, not known)

  • @snaredrum110 Source or it isn't true.

  • @snaredrum110 he has a pretty hot wife

  • @snaredrum110 So it's jealousy that drives you to complain? You shaded caricature, you. I will wave a lighter if you ever manage to get to concert.

  • @snaredrum110 If you are using this song as an example it's supposed to be simplistic.

    Listen to one of his many different versions of Darkside. Lyrically the man is a genius, he actually can sing, and is quite talented at piano. All of his songs, music & lyrics, are completely memorized, and he's a genius at improvisation mid-song.

    If you don't like him then you clearly have a good third of the Eiffel Tower up your ass, and nothing to do. If you don't like him, don't fucking listen.

  • @snaredrum110 Hey, did Jhonen Vasquez write you?

  • @snaredrum110 Whatever - whoever - no matter what, his comments on the world are a good deal more intelligent and amusing than yours...perhaps you ought to crawl back under that stone...

  • @snaredrum110 Soz but you're stupid. He isn't funny for you becouse you clearly are a pathetic, religious idiot

  • @snaredrum110 stfu

  • @snaredrum110 no I don't know what you mean... what do you mean??

  • this song= #firstworldproblems

  • grease music.... anyone?

  • I think this song, maybe more than any other of his, makes me really want to hear him have a go at (non-comical) jazz. He is a fantastic musician.

  • True devotion...setting my alarm for 11:47 when I need to be at school for 8:50...:D

  • songs that always put a smile on my face are a rare thing.. this is one of the few :)

  • What's so bad about being a life savor?

  • The opening line of this song is my life in one single sentence.

  • @VideosOfJordan if that was true you would of killed yourself already... Or done something about it by now.

  • MIDGETS, MIDGETS, MIDGETS!

  • One of my faves...whenever I'm having a bad morning, I listen to this :D

  • 26 people are shane warnes wife

  • I would be so happy to wake up 11:47. . .

  • Theme to my life.

  • Midgets Midgets Midgets ! XD

  • I love Tim Minchin >.<

  • WOW un combat??? midcitygym es-tu un connard??? :L Je suis d'accord avec Siro2k11 et roarnessisity!!! Tu es une c**t!!!

  • @roarnessisity Thank you for your incisive  comment.

  • @midcitygym That's actually really sad that you go around listening to "unfunny cunts" I on the other hand like listening to both a brilliant artist and a comedian.

  • @midcitygym Why is he unfunny? There is probably just a lot of things you don't hear because your the moron? Yeah probably.

  • @midcitygym My one question to you, Why listen to him if you think he isn't funny? Just sayin', but if you don't like him and think he's an "unfunny cunt" get off this page and go back to Justin Bieber you miserable shit.

  • @Siro2k11 get fucked.

  • @Siro2k11 place your hand upon the screen, for i will hi-5 you through the internet

  • @midcitygym Obviously a christian......

  • You don't watch TV with motor nurones. fail.

  • @richardcadbury im assuming your one of the 26

  • @richardcadbury hehe no i actually love this song. i saw him live and it was one of the best nights out. if u ever get the opportunity to see him live you really should :)

  • the amazing moment where all the comments are from starkids on a video totally unrelated to starkid.

  • 26 people have something in there eye

  • @JZE636NINJA If they were thalidomide kids, how'd they press the dislike button?

  • @JoellyMoley feet ask a friend magic when these a will these a way

  • I wanna watch Midgets Midgets Migdets! D:

  • I f**king love Tim Minchin

  • I listen to this song when I'm feeling down and it makes me feel better.

  • This sounds exactly like the conversation my mate and I had in a damp tent at a festival (incidentally we saw Tim Minchin there, but that's beside the point). To cheer ourselves up we listed worse places we could have pitched our tent, such as on a beach at low tide or next to a hive of killer bees

  • y r lyrics one of the labels, but aren't in the clip or discription ?

  • @braveserrobbin Extremely good question

  • @braveserrobbin its the name of the song

  • @emster2000 no, i cheked in wiki

  • @braveserrobbin maybe he thought it was

  • @braveserrobbin Maybe you should concentrate on learning how to spell by reading some books before trawling youtube little one.

  • World's best results day song.

  • @ciaracustard agreed. :L

  • @ciaracustard lol,true dat.

  • @setialphasix I agree. I believe every song writer nowadays should take a lesson from Tim.

  • I wonder if his mothers in the audience...

  • I graduated med school at the top of my class, play six instruments, and am now in a residency at a hospital where we spend our days looking for cures to various cancers, and the combined intellect of every doctor in my hospital PALES in comparison to the BRILLIANT mind that fires neurons inside of Tim Minchin's skull. I absolutely SHUDDER to think of the sheer unadulterated creativity this man possesses. Dear GOD, why can't music have continued this way for other artists instead of where it is?

  • @setialphasix I believe you may have overstated the calibre of Tim Minchin's creativity. You sound like you're describing Leonardo da Vinci, Isaac Newton or Plato. This man is truly a fantastic musician, but superceding the combined intellect of a hospital's worth of doctors? :)

    I'm not trying to cause an argument just in case you were about to take it offensively, I simply percieve this man to be a good comic and a great musician rather than some form of demi-God.

  • @Omnilegence He didn't ask you though? I am aware you're not trying to offend but that was just such an irrelevant comment, what was the point? Are you trying to correct his opinion or did you merely want to say something?

  • @Omnilegence You ever heard of exaggeration?

  • @BunnyInAGasMask Yes, in fact I was calling up setialphasix on it in the comment you replied to. You do realise that exaggeration in this context would not be a valid linguistic tool for complimenting Tim. Exaggeration when applied to a positive evaluation such as this would result in a form of sarcasm, especially with all the emphasis. I do not believe it was his/her intention to criticise Tim, thus I conclude he/she was speaking sincerely, thus exaggeration, thus my criticism of him/her.

  • @Omnilegence I think perhaps you are taking our androgynous friend's comment rather too seriously. It is difficult to credit that someone should believe that Tim Minchin's intelligence surpasses that of 20-odd doctors, and there is no such thing as a 'valid linguistic tool' for anyone that is no longer being taught high school English. Maybe the comment was simply trying to attract attention by overstating Tim Minchin's genius, in which case it was pretty effective as you have proven.

  • @BunnyInAGasMask Well yes there is for one, I am not studying English at any level but I do live in a world where people may use linguistic tools with or without validity. But that is a minor point, I would suggest that the original commenter simply make a comment stating the intended level of sincerity of the original comment. In the interim we can all drink coffee and get on with our lives. Unless you want me to make an extended case? You don't seem like to troll to me, i'll let you decide.

  • @Omnilegence Exactly what I was thinking. We or at least I ought to let him argue his own argument. Though I think you are overvaluing the term 'genius'.

  • @BunnyInAGasMask I would contend such a statement. I don't think there is any value in devaluing (notice my sneaky wording?) the word. It functions to identify those of truly exceptional ability and insight much more effectively if simple skill cannot be propagated, via popular appeal, to be labelled as genius. My criteria for a genius would be universally intellectually talented to the point of being able to understand at a rate surpassing that of highly intelligent specialists.

  • @BunnyInAGasMask Oh another minor, subjective little insert. I don't consider Tim Minchin to be a genius. I would go so far as to place him among the 'highly intelligent' but genius to me has a lot more to it than his work. Only a...comment. I really am not looking for an argument here. I already have about 5.

  • @BunnyInAGasMask I hope you didn't think that was a good point.

  • @Omnilegence I hope you didn't think that '17 people are Gary Glitter's family' was a good comment.

  • I looked up what "Thalidomide" on Google. I cried... of laughter.

  • What is this from?

  • @mushroomswitheyes ...It's from his live show -.-

  • @scottmarshall456 yeah, which one. He has done more than one. -.-

  • @Ukuleleboy100 I think it's "So Live."

  • 'Well I wake up in the morning at 11:47 and I can't believe I have to face the horror of another fucking day!'....it's like he's reading my mind!!

  • Oh wait, I already fav'd it a minute ago. Whoops.

  • unfuckin real! 24 people have no soul

  • 24 people have it worse than him.

  • Incredible. It's like Tom Lehrer and Billy Connoly had a son together.

  • @manthasagittarius Bill bailey and Russell brand.

  • @manthasagittarius DUUUUDE that is right on the money... Brilliant!!!!

  • @pigfarts100 You got this far, so you know how to use Youtube. Search on both of them. Unless you're being sarcastic, in which case you can search on a blank wall and more power to you.

  • @manthasagittarius I'm not being sarcastic I pretty much have the IQ of a table, not quite but close and I just never fucking know famous people well i know a few

  • @pigfarts100 Well then, I'm sorry I was cranky. Tom Lehrer is a brilliant piano-playing comedy songwriter and singer from the 1950s and 60s - still living; his stuff has stood up very well. Billy Connolly is a Scottish standup who's also a fine actor and very good singer, plays guitar and banjo pretty well -- comedy often in protest of similar social issues as Tim. Similar bighearted personality who can confidently walk the edge because he's fiendishly smart and very lovable. Like Tim.

  • @manthasagittarius Oh yeah I think I do know the Billy guy he's the guy that's in "the man who sued god" right? well when I say that i don't know many famous people I mean I dont know their names I only pay attention to the names of the ones I really like every one else can fuck off they dont need a name, lol I kid

  • @pigfarts100 That's him. :)

  • @manthasagittarius :D See I'm not stupid or crazy (LOL JKS yes I am)

  • @pigfarts100 - OMG!! ANOTHER STARKID / TIM MINCHIN FAN!!! Where have you been all my life?! xx

  • @CentaurNettle25 Oh in a cuboard under some stairs 

  • @pigfarts100 That's so cool! XD

  • @CentaurNettle25 No, it's "Totally awesome!" *..*

  • @pigfarts100 You know what esle is totally awesome supermegafoxyawesomehot? TIM FREAKIN' MINCHIN!! XD

  • @CentaurNettle25 up top *high - five jester*

  • @pigfarts100 RUMBLEROAR!

  • @epicosity24 He's the headmaster at Pigfarts, he's a lion. . . who can talk. *that's right be jealous face*

  • Wow, that last one must really suck… :/

  • genius

  • How did you guys understand the one with the Naturopath? I was thinking he'd cure his third nipple with leprosy, because its natural, that is IF leprosy was a problem in the days of the spanish inqusition, but I dont even know if it was and the idea seems weird/farfetched to me.

  • @DawnOfDemise

    I think he's referring to the women who were burned as witches in Europe at that time. Lots of them were simply 'wise women' with a good knowledge of herbs and natural remedies.

  • @MrOnionterror yea my girlfriend explained it to me and made me feel stupid ^_^ They burned people with abnormalities because they thought it was a hellish mark of somekind. And wise women like you said. Naturopaths would qualify.

  • 23 people have had there identities mistaken for a bomber in an underground station.

  • 23 people need to get some Panadol.

  • HE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

  • 23 people didn't find this video entertaining and thus gave it a "dislike" to convey they're personal dissatisfaction with said video.

  • Well, in retrospective, by 1:30 he'll be in an "aaaphwnnn" way, for he'll have forgot to put milk and sugar on his shopping list....

  • this song should play on suicide hotlines

  • I could be a Palestinian driving buses on the gaza strip! LOL

  • Tim, motor nuerons for processing sensory information, come on dude, you're better than this!!! Great song though.

  • @tomtheginger wtf?? write a song yourself you menstrual titsmacker. seriously, eat a dick

  • @chuntusmac Firstly, menstrual titsmacker? As an insult that makes no sense. Secondly, I wasn't having a go, and it was barely a criticism, I love Tim. He is normally bang on with everything he says, that one line was just wrong is all. Don't have a paddy about it.

  • @tomtheginger ...fuck up

  • @tomtheginger i honestly couldnt give less of a fuck

  • @tomtheginger i just pooed..

  • My friend has a nut allergy, and we wondered what she would do in that situation, we voted shed pick out the nuts and hope for the best. She agreed >.<

    Point, she has a mildish nut allergy.

  • @VampyreQueen she could always go spear fishing. lol

  • anyways the best part was to 3:44 especially the 3:36 - 3:44

  • Flat out fucking brilliant.

  • 23 people have it worst than I

  • fuck..... he's so good

  • It's funny some stranger told me to watch this and it's funny!

  • THIS GUY SAYS SMART AND TRUE STUFF AND MAKES IT FUNNY

  • Fucking genius....

  • Lol, woman in Afghanistan!

  • MY LIFE IS PRETTY SHIT!!! LOL

  • omg he could be hitlers mother o.O

    haha xD whats a briliant idea