The Emporer Touches Himself

[rienaboy]

i love it how the top comments are actually in the video

[Computergeew]

The scene where he says "Great Scott!" is from HL2.

[ebonylovesjake101]

great scott!! lol

[IDStatic]

I used to touch myself. Then i took an arrow in the knee.

[girlie347]

get back to school fag

[Revan196]

LOL

[dankdrokush]

hahahhahahha very nice....

[BlackTemplar43]

For the Emperor!

[crashnburner187]

0:06 She's a black-white hybrid! Bet she likes to go fishing while eating KFC.

[PunkHippie1971]

Damn what is up with those shadows?

[chimpanzeeforever]

lmao



[MrLeboudin]

The city does that to you.

[Tehparodyman]

This is great :D

[093RE]

Why was Dr Kleiner randomly in there? lol

[christehchris]

GREAT SCOTT!

[nightseifer]

Fucking hilarious dude. 

[dovahkiinmaster11]

and i thought jauffre was a priest...

he has sinned and the nine are angry.

[Lilq156]

@dovahkiinmaster11 The eight now, if your with with Imperials in Skyrim. 

[andybirger]

@Lilq156 You know the story behind the eight divines?

All the nine were up in their god place, discussing how to punish Jauffre for being a perverted priest. Then Talos said ''It's totally normal'' because when he was yet a mortal and emperor, he also touched himself. Then the other gods kicked him out of Gods because he was perverted.

And that is why you get arrested for worshiping Talos. It's like worshiping a rapist.

[Lilq156]

@andybirger OMG, XD That's too funny!

[Alicendaaa]

What's wrong with their faces? These shadows look like stubble)))

[IBTMorimoto]

''Let me see!'' LOL!!

[smodged]

Hahahahaha! LET ME SEE

[kittenzXD]

"i wonder what they do with the empire?" ˚∆˚ yeah i wonder too lol hahahah!! XDD

[AugenArts]

LOL HARD AT @ "I HOPE THEY STRING HIM UP!"

[jaydenthebeast]

Haaaaa Haaaaaa! funny...

[PoohunterGames]

It all feels good, its fun, why not!?

[MrHaloman95]

Yes I wonder what will happen to the Empire with a perverted emperor?

[veldross1]

Jauffre really wants to see LOL!

[MrMarkos1994]

the emperor touches himself ?

[Murkified]

Great Scott =0

LOL

[TheWitchking123]

SO WTH IS SOO WRONG WITH THAT!? XDD..I don't touch myself but really whats soo wrong!? xDD..and @ Phintias!! xDD..LMFAO!! "They should string him up!!!!! >:O" LOL he said that line in such a way as if the Emperor murdered somebody!! xDD...dang complete crazies these people are! xDD

[12Insomniac]

ROFL! "LET ME SEE!"

[Caboose727]

it all feels good!!! its all fun, why not?

[downphoenix]

Jauffre is either not convinced or he gets turned on by it.

[DirePyre]

Please continue this so we can find out what Jaufree wants to see.

[PoppingPOPcans]

HAHAHA JAUFFRE WANTS TO SEE IT!!

[Opeth1k]

I hate Thoronir !

[TalonMercenary]

JAUFFRE HAHAHA

[thewack55]

@alastara Shadows.

[treya5707]

LET ME SEE!!!!!!

[xploseph]

Its all feels good. its all fun. WHY NOT!!!!!

[ERiiK98]

LET ME SEE

[leirgauk]

hahaha! srsly, nothing cracks me up like fat wood elves!!

[MrHaloman95]

Yeah what will happen to the Empire!!LOL

[Silver7761]

Supar funneh

[PoisonImpurity868]

Rofl, Let Me See!

[DavidToddSchiesler]

Random half life clip? lol

[danielxdglaciuus]

i laughed at "let me see it"

[Nosensefornonsense]

hahahahaha

[roykoopa25]

i hope they string him up =p

[Deoxus5023]

@roykoopa25 What does that even mean? :P

[roykoopa25]

@Deoxus5023 it means they tie him up in ropes and whip him mwahaha :P

[Punished91]

ahahaha

[deathteam24301]

great scot

[windson7]

All was ok untill that guy said "Let me see :)"

[Scooter40000]

gordon freeman !! :O

[CriticalDamage91]

The Emperor touches himself

REEEALY??

[backuganhelper]

LMAO.

[divineoblivionguy]

jauffre is a pervert that watches porn. poor jauffre. im now the emporer died. i would have killed him myself, and the guardsbwould let me off cuz i told em wat he used 2 do

[Jakpeacemaker]

lol, nice half-life

[BloodShott22]

lmao

[crazyguy3310]

It all feels good. It's all fun. So why not?

[SRMcreater]

LOLZ. I laughed so hard i cried! XD

[sblade777]

60 people wanted to see it.

[SheWraith]

i guess Gordon knows now.

[Moonlight308729]

The emperor is a pervert to start with...

Remember "hey I remember you, let me see your face"?

[thegoodthebadandfred]

@Moonlight308729 and when he says he dreams about ur character

[WillCrearyRA]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha that was great

[KruspeFTW]

LMFAO

[leontas2007]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL



[haugotownable]

lol at 0:09

[xXVIVIDSHADOWZxX]

lol jaufree at the end

[YuTubGamez]

Stop the video and press 2 :D

[SumaTJessT]

Grace god!

O_O

and then in the end...

LET ME SEE IT!

O_O

Trollololololololololoolololoo­lol

[wkunzelman1]

@SumaTJessT "Great Scott!" not "Grace God"

[EddieTheBunny]

I wish there was LOVE button. OMG this is funny every time.

[Kit572]

Jauffre, you are a said man.

[DanteorOblivion]

holly something

[JpRules123]

AHAHAHAHAH MOST RETARDED EPIC THING EVER

[stevensonbak]

Haha,

"I hope they string him up!"

Puritan.

[pokermark97]

BVAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH xD

[proGaimz]

The city will do that to you. LMAO!

[The42raiders]

i find this difficult to masturbate too

[dyllandoom]

lllllllllllllllllllllooooooooo­ooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllll

[rantajellona69]

LET ME SEE! haha XD

[Fuzzywuzzy1997]

@BarryBurtonfan Omfg, I cant stop laughing xDD

[TheYeIIowDucK]

I love it how you put something from an unrelated game

[l2d2v2]

"let me see!"

hahaha

[MagicQuinn]

SKYRIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[StaticMP]

LOL seems like everyone has a Beard xD

[13Warriorgirl]

Maiq knows much...tells some. :)

[LetsFilmTheWind]

@13Warriorgirl

M'aiq knows many things others do not..

[TehHawksClan]

let me see lol

[OneNationUnderMe]

ew

[moetjewa451]

ROFL I WAS LAUGHING IRL, A vid rarely gets me that far :P

[UnholyDemon13]

=)) jauffre is such a big pervert!!!! :))

[L33ticus]

I liked the scene with Barney and Kleiner.

[ShippidgToDahMaxx]

It sounded like, "THE EMPEROR TOUCHES HIS SON"

[BatmanDrugs2]

Dammit jauffre u pervert!

[myren22]

jauffe always did seem like a old prev "let me see it"

[alastara]

why is everyone half black-half white?

[dragonbruce]

@alastara i think its the shadow of the player or they all have a pigment disease.

[igamerburnu]

@alastara THERE OREOS!!!

[verysleepy100]

@alastara they maybe have vitiligo xD

[quintincashman]

@alastara

that's what we call a shadow -_-

[shelbyzelda]

@alastara i think it's shadows, just in the right angle.....not sure though

[zeekyzoid]

@alastara now im a mixed kid and i dont look like that ._. its like Neapolitan... without the strawberries ;_;

[diablotheninja]

@alastara the guys shadows are on them

[nubemuffin]

@alastara bad hdr

[MsSweetyness]

@alastara

hmmm... So... people will not complaint about racist shit ?

[XeNophObicZonKEy]

@alastara theyre human pandas

[RIVALVIDZ]

@alastara Probably a lighting mod, the black part is the oblivion characters shadow.

[zesusdk]

@alastara u ever heard of face paint :)?

[Richjack3]

If it all feels good. Its all fun. Why not? =DDD

[Nomis095]

he's just bi curious, thats all

[Scottevil619]

JAUFFRE lmao! "Let me see"

[MonkeysRUNthisPLACE]

lmao, this is done awesomely

[TheDemonPotato]

Jauffre is just a little convused is all..... RIGHT?

[11DBHK]

HAhahaha

[IIIII666IIIII]

someones asking about guy on screen so its not so obvious.

[thecraftygirl12]

what game was that when the guy was on that screen?

[puppymew]

@thecraftygirl12

Half life 2 for PC and Xbox.

[MrGeorgethealien]

@thecraftygirl12 Half life 2, Dr. Kleiner

[finalfatalfail]

jauffre is a sick sick person. very sad

[chrisredfiud]

@finalfatalfail maiq rules

[finalfatalfail]

@chrisredfiud probably me favorite character next to lucien and gogron from the dark brotherhood

[chrisredfiud]

@finalfatalfail goron was that orc brute guy right?

The one that killed his rabbit?

[finalfatalfail]

@chrisredfiud yea, he's awsome

[chrisredfiud]

@finalfatalfail he was MADE of awesome

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@finalfatalfail You're comment has as many thumbs up as the Flying Dutchman has of cannons. :p

[IronicAtheist]

@finalfatalfail if being gay is sick then damn we didn't make any progress at all :(

[DANNYBARE2]

Phintias is a bt extreme don't you think?

[supgayboyz]

jauffre u perv

[MisterPenguinMusic]

What the heck is wrong with your face textures?

[Dawnofthe4thDay]

thats hilarious

[IIIII666IIIII]

0:03 is obviously half-life2

[Achilliez101]

@IIIII666IIIII nowai

[ClipMaster93]

@IIIII666IIIII

captain obvious

[WindDude]

This is made even more hilarious because I saw the original years ago... xD

[Tututut232]

OMG. PMSL! Jauffre: LET ME SEE!

[KaiIkaram]

Let me see! Wuhahaha!

[painexkoichi]

OH SNAP JAUFFRE!!! you sick bastard! :P

[liveforthem]

0:07 probably just troll them

[letso1000]

bok man: i hope they string him upp!!! me:whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??­?????!!!!

[warlordjuju]

Loving so much the 'let me see' XD

[Unpleasent]

XD It was pretty funny but Jauffre's response at the end was the one that cracked me up!

[xxitzlegendaryxx]

@InuyashaFE Half Life 2 Idiot.



[frembly4]

HAHAHAHAHa

[zerafix666]

@InuyashaFE thats not a mod, it's from Half-Life 2

[SirTannen]

lol

[C0rporeal]

@InuyashaFE

Looks like fallout...

[Ramizello]

@C0rporeal Noob, it is from Half-Life 2.

[C0rporeal]

@Ramizello

Never played it

[SuperEmoBros]

@C0rporeal uretardedbro?

[C0rporeal]

@SuperEmoBros

Why do you say that mayun

[SuperEmoBros]

@C0rporeal That clip can't be from Fallout, it's Half-Life 2. It doesn't even look like Fallout -.-'

[C0rporeal]

@SuperEmoBros

uretardedbro?

[C0rporeal]

@SuperEmoBros

It's obviously fallout! If you scroll down a little you will see someone saying "wow c0rporeal, you are right! That's fallout!"

[watchsmth]

King: hmm I wonder what's for dinner...