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  • Love the little lover tith come on make up

  • Dear Scientology: YAAFM. That is all.

  • Which means you're 14.

  • Are you stalking me O.o besides don't worry I'm not eight and I'm defintly not 30 I'm in-between 14 and 19 kay?

  • (comment below once again) Don't you have anything better to do? Than have an argument with an 8 year old?

  • @Stupidnoobs360 8 years old? Your profile says you're 15. Or are you a Fucking Moron whos 30?

    You, at the very least know how to play dodge ball if you're 15... I saw you also commented on the Reginald's skit on Muslims. Don't play with me if you can't throw a ball or bake a Pop-Tart properly.

  • (comment below) JESUS calm down love I don't believe this bullshit either but I just didn't wanna offend sientufjzffjgests that would be watching it Kay???

  • @Stupidnoobs360 ''didn't wanna offend sientufjzffjgests that would be watching it Kay''

    You were playing defense in a: chase the CRAZY ball game. I get it.

    E-meters, body-thetans, aliens.... I say gigantic pyramidal money scam!

    Put those scoundrels on trials, that's what I really think about Scientology.

  • Im not a scientologest or how the hell u write it but this is kind of mean

  • @Stupidnoobs360 What do you mean by MEAN? Oh...Shit, I'm sorry your nickname says it all. Crap!

    Are you an ingénue who will politely excuse herself or.... Do we need a Reginald's C.O.D. intervention here?

  • People actually _do_ believe that bullshit.

  • Don't forget all the abuse and isolation and brainwashing and murder plots.

  • WHAHAHAH. A slug and some sort of......weird creature.

  • @Consumerofknowledge I want Slugger and Reginald back !

    I've been laughing at this skit for 4 years ! Whenever I feel bad, I get rid of my Body-Thetans by watching this vid ! Reginald rules !

    ROFL! ''mapother fucker'' Bahahahaha! Good one right there, dude!

  • hahahaha. 

  • "If someone doesn't want to be a criminal anymore, I can give them tools that can better their life. You have no idea how many people want to know what Scientology is." - Tom Cruise

    "What Scientology is, is it addresses man as a spiritual being. Okay? And it gives people tools that they apply to their lives to improve conditions. And that is what it is." - Tom Cruise

    Tom's real name: Thomas Mapother.

  • @The4LA2Baker0 what a mapother fucker...

  • hahahaha youre write.

    and i dont care what tom gay crus says his a moron

  • Very funny and yet, informative. Thanks.

  • Oh n0eZ! There's got to be hundreds of those BTs on me! I'm too poor to buy an e-meter... Would licking an electric outlet do the trick?

  • brilliant

  • fuck yea. they are brainwashed moronic loonies

  • wow............

    hahahahahahahaah scientology, pftttt hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahah, oh thats just soooooo....ya

    *tear* woo huuuuw, ha.

  • the way i see it, it is true, i mean that's exactly what i'm talking about. It's because of people like her why it exsists in the first place, they should be more aware of this.

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  • Damn those NAAAAASTY BTs!

  • Religions the perfect scams

  • Exactly.

  • "Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period."-Tom Cruise.

    "You wish, fruito."-Me.

  • @NinjaGhostScorpion

    Did he really say that?

  • Tom Cruise really did say that.

  • @sk8mike

    Tom Cruise is an imbecile

  • The sad thing is, these people actually believed a bunch of Science Fiction. Scientology would be a terrific sci-fi book if a few thousand people would accept it as such.

  • And i thought i was crazy for being Catholic.

  • that was wonderful

  • No, no, you have it all wrong. You're not meant to take the scriptures liiiiterally. (hahaha)

  • Oh let me correct you a little:

    ...a religion made up by a CRAPPY LOWLIFE NO GOOD science fiction writer...

  • I haven't seen this in ages I love this series lol

  • Only Scientologists can make clean-cut appearances look creepy. Miscavige for example could market his hair as a shelf. Scientology men must have invented a mach 6 blade, they're that smooth and clean looking. Am I the only one that notices this shit?

  • No, I've noticed it too. They all look a bit artificial. Religion; a racket to bilk people out of money using outlandish stories of invisible men.

  • Learn what you can in life, Experience it. Grow as a person. Then make up your mind what you believe. Anyone who tries to tell you what to think doesn't want what is best for you, they want your subservience. Hell, flat earth society still exists today, people will believe anything.

  • haha that was enjoyable

  • quality

  • God damn I just found my favorite new webshow. Oh yeah and Fuck Scientology and any organized religion. And if you follow one, fuck you too. Anyone else...love to you all.

  • Reginald and Slugger are fucking spot-on, as usual.

  • too easy to make fun of this.....

  • hehe the slug iz a buddist? ssttrraanngee slug

  • i love this guy

  • has the same amount of evidence as other religions

  • None.

  • "$cientologists, you are fucking morons"

    Indeed.

  • religion in general is a waste of time...

    scientology...christianity... its all the same bs

  • On the contrary, human beings developed a gene 10-20 thousand years ago which allows us to appreciate expression of creativity and beauty. This is the gene that allows us to create and appreciate music, art and spirituality. This gene has now spread to 70% of the human population, and so to remove spirituality from humanity would be denying 70% of the world's population from engaging in a beautiful expression of their feelings.

  • Moral of the story: be open minded and do some research, or you're just as destructive as the religious zealots who believe they know the secrets to the universe and these Scientologist retards.

  • Trekkies...lol. Very smart to use quotes straight from the horse's mouth. You should have used this quote "The only thing wrong with china is that it has too many chinks" WORDS OF L RON HUBBARD.

    LIBERATE YOUR MIND

  • should people be free to believe what they like?

    >of course

    should people be allowed to practice their beliefs however they like?

    >yeah..

    i believe in virgin sacrifice, have you done it?

    >yeah....loads

  • To say "made-up religion" is redundant as fuck.

  • lolz @ 3:28 "..smoke the sausage.."

  • Between Scientology and Juggalo's;

    I hate humanity.

  • not to mention "my sweet 16" and josef fritzl

  • Well, yes...God...It never gets better.

  • Scientology sucks, but the homophobia was unnecessary.

  • Agreed

  • Don't be so damn sensitive, lighten up a bit, it was funny as hell.

  • hahahah

  • Great video

    How anybody can take this cult seriously enough to join is beyond me

  • @cymruadam It isn't beyond me, Christianity has claimed so many more.

  • scientology kills

  • Nice video !

  • fuck scientology

  • "At least Travolta has his own kids," lol -1.

  • FUCK scientology and FUCK HUBBARD that piece of SHIT ! When the hell is the people and the government say ENOUGH ! Scientology is OUTLAWED and ILLEGAL ! I push for legislation outlawing this abusive cult . . . with their goon-followers . .they come near me I will kick their brainwashed asses all over the place . . hoping and praying someone pissed-off enough firebombs their hotels and locations destroying their facilities . .THAT would be great !

  • Don't give your life savings to.....

    1. Scientologists.

    2. Psychiatrists.

    3. Pharmaceuticals.

    4. The FED.

    5. Criminals.

    6. Terrorists.

    7. The USA governement (which is all the above).

    Good luck.

  • dont give your life.. fuck money

    money,wealth, power is why this stuff exists

    :) but seriouslyt fuck Ron Hubbard.. and your comment is well put.

  • Of all the anti Scientology videos I like this one and will favorite. But I wanted to see L. Ron Hubbard being tormented on the 7th layer of hell!

  • You are quite right that "Catholicism isnt a bloodsucking organization formed 30 years ago" and I salute you for pointing that out.

    In fact, Catholicism is a bloodsucking organization formed around 2000 years ago so it is likely to havesucked a lot more blood than Scientology has managed in the last 30, as if that wasn't bad enough.

  • You are being manipulated by an organzation, that sees you as just a happless pawn. There is more to life and the world than the bigoted view of Hubbard that they shovel down your throat.

    LIBERATE YOUR MIND

  • Meant decency*.

    Show some tolerance, too, while you're at it.

  • Practice what you preach and stop being a fantasy addled bigot, like all god botherers are without exception.

  • ooops!

  • Fuck you utube for takeing this video down!

    Im getting tired of you doing this.

  • lol its not even a fucking religion

  • scientologists....

    the actual core belief that humans are not native to this planet, and where brought here from somewhere else isnt that farfetched - im not saying i believe it, but there is a lot of evidence supporting it, in fact a lot of leading scientists think its more than likely -

    its the way they think they know all the details that makes it bullshit - the names of the aliens, alien ghosts, soul catching space ships, a darth vader like alien emperor called xenu... the word is BULLSHIT

  • I dont remember anything about leading scientist saying its more then likely, Because its not.

  • Um... what scientists?? And define "a lot".

  • LOL! awesome!

    why is it the dumber and more INSANE a religion sounds the more people will take it seriously?

    and the more sensible and more likely to be true a belief is people mock and ridicule it?

  • indeed

  • So true

  • SLUGGER RULES!

  • 5:32 was the best part :D

  • yes! the truth is out there for the less ignorant! and let truth be told... scientology ruins lives! i've seen it, and it is very sad.

  • THANGYAW

    THANGYAW

    THANGYAW

  • Anonymous & Mankind is doing a great thing! Lets start with COS, then move on the the TOP of this world! "The Few" (2% of earth population) can no longer posses 98% of the world riches! Anonymous, gogogo, and then we deal with the rest!

  • "Cruise is so horrified by the punani, that he adopted his."

    LOL! I love YAAFM!

  • as george carlin once said religon is the greatest bullshit story ever told or a bussiness man cant hold a candle to a clergymen

  • :D !!!

  • Lmao. I believe in willy wonka! Anyways, $cientology is a loony thing to believe in, poor people.

  • Nice.

  • all religions are cults....get over it...let them believe what they want, even if it is fucking retarded...like scientologists...

  • it not the religion it what the do. what XENUTV is tying to say is belive what u want but what they are doing is wrong

  • that was fuckin funny ...and its fuckin true ..

  • hubbard is such an idiot. makes a religioun just to make a couple of more dollars and whats funny is that people belive this crap like it was catholism

  • Thanks for this enlightening video :D

    Scientologists are F***ing morons :D

    Scientology is the religion of money, fiction and Satan!

  • What a bunch of crack loons those stupidology people are.

    Watch zeitgeist at google.

  • lmfao. this is best thing i've ever seen.

  • The problem with Scientology is that they are a cult. If you speak out or disagree with them they go ballistic. They also take money for services. Has anyone been denied communion or something similar for failure to pay? Money is more important to Scientologists than people.

  • i don't think it's fair how religions attack other religions. religion can be a good thing, it guides people who feel lost and gives them something positive to believe in, let it be a god or... an alien? different people think differently. all i believe is that it's a shame how being a non believer is so taboo. being a homo is more acceptable now!!

  • but atleast gays believe in god, thats the difference!

  • thats a bit of a bold statment dont u think? so ur saying EVERY SINGLE homo believes in god? wow, i did not know that! thanx! :D lol

  • Religions are good, gays are ok but Scientology is NOT a religion its a bloody cult and all of it's followers are Quote " Fucking Morons"

  • no, this religion screws over a lot of people, its not really an religion but a cult, watch some special reports of a reporter going undercover, these people exploit and blackmail.

  • that sounds as silly as a dead guy coming back from the grave to watch over the world in a place where only the "good people" will go when they die with his dad who is perfect and magically made everyone (out of mud) like kids with down syndrome and made things like aids and cancer...... =) religions just keep getting worse.

  • U fuck not its notabout being silly. tis about fucking ppl over and not letting them leave. Atleast other religeons once your fucked uc an leave. I dont give me shit about believabiltiy because quantum mechanics is bloody nuts and we accept it (it does work).

  • Cult bullshit.

  • LMFAO.. this is juz so true. them homo crime committing retards are unbelievably morons. thx for this video. its all 1 big scam lol id rather be an aethiest than be " scientology "

  • This is mostly brilliant.

  • there is a major difference between Jews and other religions #1 Jews dont solicit people to convert

  • =FREESEXYPORNSTARS((DOT))NET.

    I got ya Redneck hanging bboyjay69 - what does the bb stand for BLOW BOY --- ha ha ha ha - sha GRIN. Go sit on a spindle and rotate.

  • FUCK SCIENTOLOGY!

  • There's more to $cientology than just telling fantasy tales like other religions. In fact, it's not a religion. It's just a mind-altering country club whose intentions is gaining power and money. It vehemently attacks those who criticize the organization and keeps its works copyrighted and exclusive. Not the signs of a religion at all.

  • their is no such thing as free speech in L. RON HUBBARD WORLD.

  • Especcialy when they argue with you without proper evidence agaist you, I told one to get back to reality and read their own comments against me, and they just told me to read a scientology book and visit a local "church", where i live there are no chuches in the whole country (though one slip and england will give us Aid$). hows that for a jackass? How about interupted speech? try arguing with one anx expect every WORD to be interupted and ignored at the same time, amazing skills =P

  • They will spam you and screw up y6our computer real good. They are hackers and they don't like criticism and you will find out how ugly they can get.

  • Most of the video is very true and correct, but there is some BS in here, which is unfortunate.

    For example, the immensely misinformed creator of this video compares Scientology to Catholicism. I stopped watching the video then and lost all respect for the video creator.

  • I laugh at your ability to distinguish between fact and scientology, but not noticing how all religion is just some wacky human explanation for everything around us

    double standards?

  • What a stereotypical, generic atheist you are. Take a look at the world around you. Why don't you think for yourself for once? Just once.

  • everytime i see misery, suffering, war, death and the like, i think "where is your god in all of this"? if he is willing to prevent evil but able, then hes not omnipotent. if he is not willing, then he is evil. if he is able, then why all this? if he is not able or willing, why is call him a god?

  • If God didn't allow humans to choose evil (everything you call evil is a choice of one man or many), then free will would not exist. Shame on every person who has the power to fight evil and chooses not to, not the God who gave either the choice.

  • god's will = man's will

    because man made god.

  • I guess that'd mean something if I supported your self-created, misinformed atheist propaganda.

  • i have you now.

    atheists are those who do not believe in god.

    saying "i dont believe" is saying he does exist, but you deny him. (sort of like denying... say, the holocaust, you denying it doesnt change that it happened).

    im of the few that actually are religion free. we do not eveb "not believe" in god.

    we KNOW he doesnt exist.

    but im wasting my time with you, go ask your all-powerful-yet-good-for-noth­ing-god wht would you have for dinner, then die of starvation because he didnt answer.

  • Wow.. Are you sure we're talking about the same Religion, or even the same God?

    Of all the immensely ignorant atheists I've seen, you top them all. Congratulations.

  • and your blindness tops your intelligence yet again.

    atheists and me have nothing in common.

    you poor thing

  • I see you're quite capable of reflecting well-placed insults in ways that make no sense. Congratulations, you're mentally equivalent to your average, run-of-the-mill kindergartner!

    But no, even if I had both my eyes gouged out, the blindness would never even reach half the height of my intelligence.

  • tell me what you presume and ill tell you what you lack.

    you making poor attempts of insults clearly demostrate you are angry.

    i won.

    i wont waste my time anymore, dont bother posting again i wont reply.

    i have better things to do, like having a life

  • Presuming was a few steps back. You've blatantly displayed any trait I accused you for.

    Trying to talk big doesn't hide the utterly embarrassing posts you've left here--too bad you can't delete them, eh?

    You're not worth my time.

  • I'm as confused as your are, Once a Co$ member FINNALY make some sense, give good arguments, gives proof, stops trying to recruit or insulting someone, i'll let you know first.

  • just wanted to say how can you KNOWthat god doesnt exist that implys that you know yhe origion of the universe whatever it may be and that imlpys you were there when it began and that you are an infinate being, if thats true its nice to meet you god you shouldnt put ypurself down lik that

  • Word.. to be a true atheist, you need to know everything.. and knowing everything would make you "all-knowing" making you God.. only God knows the origins, and you don't. self-proclaimed Atheism..

  • excuse me, but you could say the same thing about religion - christians claim to KNOW god exists, but to know would mean no actual "faith" which is what christianity is all about

    i dont know where you've got the idea that a true atheist must KNOW theres no god - thats just wrong, a true atheist BELIEVES theres no god, big difference

    it goes both ways, christians are always proclaiming god DEFINITELY DOES exist and they KNOW it for a fact - how exactly?

    thats just hypocritical double standards

  • why is it that atheism is always seen as worse than another religion by religious people, we're not allowed to say anything offensive to religious people but they are allowed to be offensive to atheists

    an atheist cant walk up to a christian and say "god doesnt exist" but its fine for a christian to say to an atheist "god does exist"

    the belief in nothing is still a belief, its just as valid as believing in angels or reincarnation, if you dont like that than you simply are ignorant, simple as

  • RE: Urbanpsych0

    Circular logic rocks, eh? I want to live in your world. I think I'd get a few less headaches.

  • well hang on, youre kind of generalizing there, im an atheist, but i dont claim to KNOW god doesnt exist - i'm not omniscient! however sure you are that something does or doesn't exist you've alwasy gotta have that 0.01% doubt, cos at the end of the day, you COULD be wrong, no one KNOWS for sure

    but from what ive seen, my own personal experience, it seems unbelievably obvious that god doesn't exist - but thats just ME! ii COULD wrong, i just don't believe i am - thats what beliefs are all about

  • its annoying to be compared to the retard assholes who, you've seen 'em and probably met them, get it really wrong, and say they are Christians. its basically this, man's problem is sin, i would hope most would agree. God's solution is Jesus. and everything else... well its just good to do. that's all it takes to be saved according to the bible. its all pretty simple, like most things, when people start complicating it though..

  • awesome... scientology = fail

  • Epic Win Indeed! ^^

  • nice and true

  • Tax evasion, huh? Sure sounds a lot like Kent Hovind...maybe it's just a cult leader thing?

  • You have to be a moron to allow yourself to become a victem of such stupid lies.

  • Their own lies i might add

  • Great vid

  • AWESUM!!!!!!!!!!! seriously though it pretty much sums it up!

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  • WHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDD OMFG???!!!

    can I be honest? I once saw this as a kid (5yr) I liked the cartoon! because it was the time of pokémon, didgimon so I thought it was like a japaneese cartoon, OMFG? this is a religion?! I LOL YOU BAD! I LOL YOU I LOL YOU! GO get a real religion! xD

  • YAAFM has only been around since 2003? So....your 10 years old now? gg gtfo

  • lol Tom Cruise said u can be any religion and join! but they teach u that all other religions are made up! fuck scientology

  • all religions are made up!!!

  • Well, Tome Cruise - Fuck YOU - really Fuck you . Period.

  • I believe in Willy Wonka.