Chris Crocker - Old people love me.

[batgirl1415]

Your grandmother is a saint for putting up with you! Hilarious, but GODDAMN you're obnoxious! :)

[absolutelybtful]

LOL That's awesome!

[jkbros4ever128]

the old womens like "i just shit my pants talking to that faggot"

[RKOyou]

@jkbros4ever128 speaking for people you don't know? get a life you reject

[minecraftminer2012]

oh my frickin god nobody loves u that poor old lady was probably going crazy from smoking!

[Werewolvesareawesome]

"You learn something new everyday apparently I'm a woman." Didn't he tell Gretchen Carlson he was more of a woman than she would ever be?

[26abbiet]

Did you see an old man with a kitty cat? No. Well I did LOL

[theprincess857]

it takes longer for guys to have babies ! Hahah !!

[emmalowman16]

7 years?!! LOL

[PartyyNerd]

@Rikku5968 hahaha

[michaelsammie]

marry me gosh x

[michaelsammie]

haha lOVE YOU <3 IM PREGNANT HAHA

[annaghorses1]

press 6 repeatedly ...sounds like hes sayin it itches and hes scratchin his head

[Chickkadee123]

oh my god you look just like a girl!

[TheBrsavage]

your sister might be okay but your but ugly. hahahahahaha oh lord have mercy

[shurshshursh]

1:14

[KDellzkeepsitreal]

"You learn somethin' new everday apparently I'ma woman" haha! The irony xD

[michaeljackson8747]

7 YEARS MY BUTT!! you aint pregnet!!

[HarukaHatter]

@michaeljackson8747

Oh really? I thought Chris was completely serious.

[RebeccaVanity1]

pause it at 1:16 so funny xD

[SUPACORBIN]

wtf is your problem you dont have to fucking blurt out that your gay

[mbmdiva]

Ewh,

[brittanylolkitty]

dude, they think your a girl. if they knew what you were they wouldn't like you at all

[TheCoolDude110]

@brittanylolkitty Why not? :P

[zamuriaz]

@TheCoolDude110 cuz hes gay?

[TheCoolDude110]

@zamuriaz Well that's a pretty agist thing to say. Not all old people hate gay people >.>

[zamuriaz]

@TheCoolDude110 ya not all but about half of them

[TheCoolDude110]

@zamuriaz Hm, true

[01musicbabe]

it takes 7 years for a baby to grown in a man's imaginary womb lol xD

[macron12]

love your eyes and your hair! love that older woman too, she was hilarious!

[ChrisCrockerHearter]

Chris your not a man at heart???

right because ill love you either way but

☺☻♥♥☻☺

[nesia0]

Lol XD

[Gizmo1346]

lmao

[IAmTheChuChu]

That's nice because I don't love you :) Smiles.

BTW, I love old ladies.

[LeLeeMusic]

"Ya learn something new everyday, apparently i'm a woman" LOL

[blondeballinbabe]

"Apparently I'm a woman" Well of course someone like that old woman would think you are if you dress and act like a woman lol.

[2010maryzita]

no, she doesn't love you xD she was making fun of you LOL

[Moreaccounts1]

lol,

Chris: "Im Due In 7 Years"

Me: "HA, i'm Due In 12!!!, My Wife Got Me Pregnant!"

[MrLovessless30o]

stop stroking your hair for 5 sec xD

[0204kat]

noo old people ffuck you

[MagicPeanut11]

did shesay something about kitty cats..?

[11Gabbe]

@MagicPeanut11

THAT'S WHAT I HEARD 2!! :O

[MagicPeanut11]

@11Gabbe KITTIES :D

[FrankyFrankAlot]

I laughed so much at this.

[chelsea5726]

lmfao u talked so calmly l0l. . . .7 yrs?? tht's along time

[itsdawg]

u look so good in that vid

[jan18345]

so why dosent ur grandma not like u

[PendingMind]

" Did yall' see the little man with the kitty cat?"

"no"

"I did"

LOL

[Samalovesyoux2]

youre beautiful like that . (:

[MerciMeMerciMe]

WAIT....So you were upset when she called you a woman? I thought you wanted to be referred to as a woman??!! --- At least while you're dressed in the drag like that.... I'm so confused.

[Colombianhere]

Was that a fart at 0:30? :O

[gothicwitchcraft101]

@Colombianhere he said oh.

[erikanicolehanson]

aw that lady was so sweet:)

[kailamurphy990]

@fkuall2011 im a fan and i dont like what she/he does sometimes but the way you put it good lord if you dont like her/him dont watch it

[MrsDance12]

So ur a guy or woman!!!??

[BubbleChick09]

@MrsDance12 He was born a male, but he's a transgender. Chris doesn't refer to his self as male or female though, he just refers to himself as "me" and just who he is.

[MeganMayhem93]

ur a very pretty woman tho lol "it takes longer for guys to have babies" ima tell that to my gay friend XD

[MissChikki777]

I love old people :D

[saveoursouls924]

I can't stop laughing at your last line, I'm even laughing right now!

[ayovalerie1995]

@FakeTatoosForYourMom No it was a toothpick

[FakeTatoosForYourMom]

Was it just me or did the old lady have a joint in her mouth?

[TheNishnish1]

@FakeTatoosForYourMom wats a joint?

[xXdeathXtheXkidXx100]

@TheNishnish1 a joint is a marijuana cigarette

[TheNishnish1]

@xXdeathXtheXkidXx100 ahhhhh i see, thx , im from singapore so i dun really know many of these terms hahahaha

[xXdeathXtheXkidXx100]

@TheNishnish1 you're welcome haha :)

[granjafatima96]

@TheNishnish1 seriously dude?

[Acillevs]

@nriggs1000

A guy???,but she says she`s pregnant.

[Acillevs]

How`s your baby,if it`s a boy,can you name him after me?

[brookiefied]

omg.. chris crocker, yur amazing..

[chicka123756]

You learn sumthng errday. apprentally ima woman! ha

no its called the old lady must have bad vision or be on crack!

[Msbtrlover1]

i liked that old lady! she was cute (yes im weird and think old people are cute)

[MusicManiaacify]

He kinda looks like Maja ivarsson and shes gay......ew i cant watch that woman sing, just listen thats all i can do now.

[Joejonash]

0:27 wtf.... old man with a kitty kat???

god that lady is drugged -.-

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

@Joejonash She had probably been sitting there for a long time and a man had just walked the other way. Not very weird.

[Acillevs]

Cool,is your baby born now.Wish you good luck.

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

@Acillevs lol. It's a man. He isn't pregnant!

[Acillevs]

@ThumbprintTheatrics Shit,you`re kiddin me,she is so cute,are you sure.

[cameronskinner94]

Haha this was funny

[iUnderstandMiss]

aw lol thats so cute :)

[TatyDarkangel]

hes a women =D

[kayla2fine4you]

" lord have mercy " lol

[MultiWolfshadow]

Chris Crocker = Funny :D

[CoralCypress]

hahahaha fuck yeah thats funny and awesome hahaha

[Codef12]

stop playing with ur hair , but your hot

[kayla2fine4you]

@Codef12 u mustve forgot he was a man lol

[nicxx786]

Ahaaa :L

[akatsukigoku1010]

haha that old lady was halarious

[dancingirly101]

"im pregnant!" "lord have mercy..." HAHA

[Misiie]

lol well you DO make a convincing pretty lady :]

[x2361]

lol

[SKATER3604]

u carry a camera in public

[itsjadecoon]

lol so funny

[supeasam99]

old ppl lik u cause they pay u 4 oral sex

[passdeduchie]

LAAAAAA-AAAAAME

[joeyclewarrior]

omg chris u r so funny.

[itsJoshHilton]

I love Chris Crocker! , Good Video Chris

[2ejs9]

ahhahaha lol

[Joejonash]

0:28 the old man with a kitty cat lol

[MChell87]

@Joejonash LOL

[DiamondZz2026]

LOL!!!

[dancerchic77]

I love this hair on you. =D

[OMGItsGarrettLee]

One year down , 6 to go :D

Haha old ladies rock !! xD

[blackkat77]

she thinks hes a girl ahahahaha wow her eyes must be really bad. it takes longer for guys to have babeis rolf

[brandonbishop89]

poor chris. neither gender wants him.

[DEATH123218]

YEAH AND IM GOD.......BY FAR....UR A GUY..

[jtube20101]

lol

[starsarai720]

How adorable!

[LyfeProduct]

if i was that grandma id be like ur a guy?........ omg!!!!!  whip out my throwing knife and yea do it like they do it on cod

[TheSmoothcriminal666]

old folks are stupid

[BOTDFmawifeys4life]

XD PMSL

[lexus101xoxo]

WTF

[TheJgntv]

WTF LOL

[taylorkaypontz]

awww so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SicklySweet1992]

Omg ive been looking for this vid of u lol! this is my ALL TIME fave vid of urs <3

[death0by0cookie]

7 years? if that comes true then u will have the excuse to say gay men have it harder then women. :]

[Ash4rmLa143]

I love that old lady! This vid is hilarious!

[heirloom17]

Chris, you deserve an award. You've made me laugh incredibly today! I've left a post on almost every vid! lol I''m a CC whore

[TheTnAshow00]

You guys were messing with that ladies head! Haha also i don't why people who don't like celebs or people who make videos on the Internet yet they take the time out of their day to watch the videos and make bad comments. For what? If you guys hating Chris crocker so much you wouldn't waste your time looking him up or making bad comments. Don't hate Chris he is just saying what he feels Is right! Support Gays cause were just so awesomely awesome!!

[HappyTeardrop]

loool awesome :D

[HayleyBlahBlah123]

Lol "apparently im a woman" u rock Chris'!

[fobgurly]

What did she ask him in the beginning to get his attention?

[181awesomeness]

thats ur fave excuse, "sorry im pregnant" lol

[CrazyRedhead909]

Chris is awesome :) y'all can step back! You r all probably 10 year olds coming on you tube just to make fun of awesome people because u yourselves are dumb asses sooooo how about all ya hatrers shut the fuck up!

Thanks! :)

[William3kickurass]

Being gay is not wrong and I think you should shut the fuck up because that mouth of yours is gonna get you in alot of trouble.

[jordawn]

lol

[arsenalfabhotmail]

My mum mom would kill you if sh esaw you homo!!!

[elcuteman16]

@arsenalfabhotmail don't worry, she will have her time. Just tell her to leave us alone if she doesn't want her car windows broken. I guess we homos will have rights to discriminate homophobics on the future? lol

"Oh and spell right. That's so gay! We will discriminate you as well."

The future starts now:) haha

[glamourboy69]

@elcuteman16 OMG TOTALLY. Let's go beat up all the motherfucker homophobics bitches ! :D

[elcuteman16]

@glamourboy69 I'm with u! lets go! let's get the millions of homos that are out and the billions that still hide :)! mooahahaha! *evil*  lol

[Eminemisthebestever1]

haha. that was funny.

[IVANALUVSMJ]

Well duh ur a woman Chris. My science teacher said they passed some law that u are now the sex u feel and or act like so I guess u r a girl

[belieber4life14]

"Yeah it takes lonqer fer quys to have babies."

lol.you crack me up dudee:D

[jaykkob97]

LMFAO @

"You learn something everyday apparently I'm a woman =D"

[lostindiekid]

LMAO

[Moriahkmaa]

LMAO! this cracked me up!!! =D

[16Vagabond]

Did y'all see tha man with a kitty cat?

No...

I did

Oh...

Rofl she could actually be you grandma

[Cincygirlxox]

you look like paris hilton here. hahaha.

[rustydusty40]

that was bristol ha! i know that old lady..

[Megatweedable]

My Grandpaw Hates you, hr thinks your un-clean

[kaelinjohns]

@Megatweedable Well clearly your "Grandpas's" Stuck in the past.. lol Do you even KNOW how nagative that sounds? Don't judge! It's UNCLEAN!

[ps3girlgamer1990]

hahaha "You learn something new everyday......apparently I'm a woman."

[purplestripes69]

aaaw u look so pretty here(: u shud keep ur hair long ^.^

[MissDaisyJanel]

@whitechick162 Obviously men can't hve babies duh.

[billysboobula]

That was awesome

[BlackendButterfly786]

LOL! 7 YEARS! xD.

[whitechick162]

isn't it like impossible 4 her to have a child scince she has like a penis?

[TheOnlyRoxyrocker1]

@whitechick162 yes. its impossible.

[MrHaydenisbeast]

I love you chriss!!!(: girl you make my day

[MagicalGirlBehoimi2]

XD that old lady had NO IDEA what was going on, she's so awesome

[neattreat]

u suck pusyy

[ewew2108ewew]

@flyingpillows well obviously not dimwit!

[flyingpillows]

@ewew2108ewew , Well sorry :/ it was just a question next time ill try not to be such a dimwit kay bitch :]?

[flyingpillows]

Your ACTUALLY preggers?

[liljacobisthebest]

LOLOL IT TAKES 7 YEARS FOR A GUY TO HAVE A BABY AHAHHA go chris (Y)

[thomasbaron06]

haha, the old lady lol XD,

7 YEARS!? roflol,

my stomach hurts! =D

[toxicdabbs2014]

NICE!

[dynaco]

That was so funny :-)

[bigbitchification]

hair looks amazing here. Take more vids when ur going out!

[TessaLeilyn]

I thought the old women was sara hyland.

[satanFTWlawl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the old lady looks scared....

[starchicdancer2]

lololol

[bonifagurl]

You need a weave again!!!! Your hair looks soooo good long.

[woohoo55500]

lmao thats awesome!! hahaha cant wait to see your baby

[toxicdswii]

lol

loved itttt

[longanna99]

LOLZ I love it!

[RazorFang18]

Congratulations! An old woman thought you were a woman!!! Mission accomplished!

[iRainingSnowdropx]

ahahahahaaha. I would so do something like that.

[BrandonSpencerWuzHur]

Why Do you tell them you're a guy..? why not make them think your a woman

[HeavenSent0777]

agree!

[HeavenSent0777]

@BrandonSpencerWuzHur :agree

[ClythiaMystica]

@BrandonSpencerWuzHur thats a good point

[love9metal2child]

Chris, you make an extremely hott guy, but goddamn you are sexy all dolled up :P I would kill to have a guy like you in my life :) Just sayin :P