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[g178603xav]

OMG!!!!your so hot

[AY1ND3]

u should stare at them with disappointment and shake your head ..when they ask

"u should let me get this"...lol

[AY1ND3]

awkwardly stare at that person with a disappointed face and shake your head when they say "u should let me get this"...lol

[dawn102]

when i saw the thumbnail in the search results, i thought it was David Beckham :D hahahhaa....

[mikestreat27]

looks like Brad Pitt, sounds like Aston Kutcher, and talks like Dane Cook......How is this dude NOT famous?!?!?

[ersaamen]

hahaha you are funny lol

[bluestar249000]

lol

do you work at subway because ur giving me a foot long

[Shaynaynayyy]

You should let me get that sweatshirt...

[thekollection]

Dane Cook is NOT FUNNY ... but ROCCI IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!

[crapwood14]

hahaha im youre friend at plurk.. wow..

[TutinKing]

The dude like looks like Ashton Kutcher and is funny like Dane Cook he's the ultimate robot combo

[PinaColadaPineapple]

I actually found you from Plurk! You're fans of a lot of my friends (and of me :p)

[yolydelgado]

you are too funny, and ur qurks are cute

[cuutie666]

WOW !!! UR ARE A LOW LIFE CREEP < FUK U .

[jesecarr]

Im on plurk I follow you :) *hits subscribe*

[ttt0ri]

woah ok i've been watching like a few vids

and i realized you reminded me of someone

and just know I was like WOAH

He reminds me of DANE COOK

you better take that as a compliment! :)

[Apreezy84]

YOUR FUKKIN HOT!!!

[b182forever]

You remind me of Ashton Kutcher... sorry if you've heard that a lot before. lol

[dimissue]

I like all of his looks.

[craziloser]

i think this guy is a dane cool wannabie

[benjaminjean1984]

maybe a piece of the puzzle is missing, maybe that ugly guy service's his engine's better, maybe he is with the flow of the motion X-).

[benjaminjean1984]

he looks so sexy all rough X-) hmmm he is fine dang !!!

[shineforce]

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[pimpyaarsmaster]

dude true story a friend of mine kept on saying cunt licking ? to all the girls he saw walking arround and shit so i left em becaus he was anoying me and i went to this gurl and we where talking and shit and it just came out of my mouth i said cunt licking ? and she said hmmm ok I wuzz like fuck yeah on the out side butt on the inside nagasaki sunnn I wuzz blowin upp so after school i went to herr place and licked cunt like i nevver did before and she liked it so davey thanxx bro :P

[Talkingal17]

haha omg i love watching ur videos

u should be a comedian ur hilarious

[quazla90]

1. put ur middle finger on ur nose

2. say a name of someone u like

3. that person will say that they love u or ask u out

4. but heres the deal send to 2 more videos

[martorrr]

twoja stara

[xXxMaSoNxXx]

hes only hot on some days lol :P

[canadiangirl7861]

how tall are u? u could be a model

[avalonangelj]

you have serious issues haha...ppl might not get some of your random tangents but its still funny to me

[cliniqueboi]

seriously, he needs to prepare some material because his blogs are getting boring

[toKer3413]

u sound like ashton kutcher

[xeereaux]

See, it's not just me - your hair does look much better these days - not so Nazi Looking ;)

POMF

[zackorourke]

Haha why do people always think of buzzed hair as looking like skinhead or Nazi? I had mine like that for a while but I get bothered when people say I look like a nazi, I think a lot of guys just look better with the short hair, not trying to sound homo.. It's just like military and so fresh and so clean haha

[xeereaux]

I think that men look better without their heads clipped, cropped, or shaved. I get bothered when people say I look like a hippy. I think a lot of guys just look better with the longer hair, not caring if I sound homo. A lot ex military men do not keep their hair buzzed. They understand that washing longer hair can keep it so fresh and clean, too. haha!

POMF!

[fugitive247]

So, can we expect "Plurk II - Son of Plurk" anytime soon? Dude, you're following *so* many people! Peace out & Plurk out, baby!

[NobodysAngel81]

hey rocci, I dont have plurk but you can follow me on twitter if you want. I don't ming:)

[MasterJessav]

your hair looks cool

[rodrigopinacio]

Dude. I think that you are a crazy cool MF.

I laughed like I laughed before in my life... Loved your stuff!!!

Keep on posting videos like this!

Ps. Just wanted to let you know that I only had to watch 10 seconds of your vid & I had to subscribe to your channel & no, I am not gay!! IoI

See ya

Rod

[NoVidsFromMe]

i <3 u!!!!!!

[peteryan7hao]

love your cloths :)

nice videos! keep up the great job!

Pete

[Windwatcher]

I had a friend in 6th grade that would constantly ask me for my toys. I didn't know adults did that though. I don't think there is such thing as an adult though.

[tenunda]

either he's shotgunning his passes, or he's totally hung. amirite?!

[jophillup]

me too

i always got 100's

on those tests

[xPinkBoxersx]

I totally get that bubble in my throat sometimes ;D

[freshhlOvexO]

lmaooo!when don't i love this stuff?"dude you have a bubble in your throat" x]

[qpjong]

Someone just commented on one of my videos and told me that I am a lot like you...I think it's true! You are an entertaining dude. You should check out my channel too to see what you think.

[N3wbyB3wby]

lol, u went off topic

[ame9903]

Keep those friends away from my family! If someone in my family is asked for something they just hand it over. It seems a little strange to me, but my family has always been "blessed" with whatever they need. Maybe giving your shit away is good Karma. lol

[mrsyoung84]

Oh I laughed way too hard. You're about as scatterbrained as I am, but you make it entertaining. :)

[tiiswhoibe]

hahahaha I did that hearing test like a week ago. Rocci is hands down funniest guy on youtube and he doesn't even try!

[papatoony]

That sweatshirt is very Flashdance.

[Goldowolf]

Funny! Hey, did you dry off with that shirt?

[Jaromani]

Lunch ladies twittering lol

[norlack89]

you look realy hot with your new hair! hot damn!! also love the homeless sex look your goin for.. very musky. sweaty man. love it :D XD

[CadlliacDeville96]

hey rocci

[missmandy31]

Good lawd, I luv your videos but this on you got a serious case of A.D.D. LOL. I couldnt help but crack up at it! I do the merge steal thing, thanks for tellin my friends about it, now they are on to me!

[K4GE05]

what do you edit with?

[jlookingglass]

you have a beard

[angelicaflorine]

i want you to plurk me <3

[picturesintheair]

Rocci with hair! I like it!

It's the same way with straight guys. I hit on enough and eventually one comes around. Haha.

[FlowingGeisha]

The hair looks nice that day.

[Kat79Lex08]

Your hair looks really good.

[hsdscsds]

Nice video as always dude. I was way into Plurk this past summer. My karma was way up to near 90...but then I had to stop because I'm married and I was talking too much to young hotties. Sigh.

[mattxix]

i concur

[OneAwesomeUTuber]

lmao awesome vid, hey this is ultravlogger, you remember me?? i done the "how to be a popular irish teen" vid...well this is my new account lmao

pleaaaaase sub backkkkk againnnnn

[Zmaster203]

When you're friends say "Hey Man, Let me get this______." You should tell them in a Borat tone of voice: "You al never git dis! lalalalala!!!!!"

[roccigiovanniberrini]

lol

RgB

[Raddeh]

Lmao, "remember those hearing tests... when you had to like listen?"

[HaIoChief117]

I'm going to start hitting on every girl I see now hoping to be one of those douchey guys with hot chicks.

[alwaystextback]

Hahaha dude that's so true "you should let me get this..." hilarious!!!!

[AshleeW95]

oh god i hope when im 30 there r still guys around that look like you!!

[dkoch2]

lol you bounced around to so many topics in this one...too many thoughts going on

[0NeedHelp]

You're almost 30 ;p. so you're almost a grandpa always..

[mundiman889]

LOOOOL bubbles in the throat...priceless

[CDBlock81]

Yea, you look kinda like a hobo.

[TheTrendSetter89]

dressed to impress today and that hair's growin' in nicely stud

[TheTexanAtheist]

well...it ain't all about looks buddy. nuff sed o.0

[SolOtis]

plurk is ok... i reached nirvana and now i don't know what else to do with it since not a lot of people are open to using plurk...

[JVIIpt0]

I CAN ALWAYS tell when someone has a bubble in their throat. And I'm ALWAYS afraid to tell them because I told someone ONCE, and they fuckin' freaked out and didn't know what the hell I was talking about. They thought something was seriously wrong with them.  LMAO

[getleashed]

dude you are so hot lol

[starbucksandollars]

That thing you said about the hot chick in the bar is so true!!! lol

[Ottonger]

definately

[8060pb1]

Awesome!  I hate thieves too. I wanted to install an electric fence in my yard but my landlord wasn't having it. So, my only option was to post two of the ugliest people that I could find at my front and back doors to deter unwanted visitors...and thieves.

[FlowingGeisha]

When grandparents twitter than you plurk. LOL.

[cagedrazor13]

Good job!! I hate when i get a bubble in my throat!

[Dark417]

haha, bubble in the throat. I hate when I get those.

[hayleighXsays]

here's some pick up lines :P

you could go old school and say: "i may not be fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock"

orrr you could go nerdy and say: "baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive"

[devinpanthers27]

yo guy what are you wearin?

[johnny3rd]

Ha Ha my aunt and I were talking about those hearing test today! Ha Ha wweeiirrdd!

[pixonu]

I don't think I can be bothered with another website :)

[Zachisback88]

You were hungover weren't you man lol oh and a cheesy pick up line is "Hey baby can I feed you my milk?"

[Steadno]

always want soething for free the bums

[GoretexRobo]

I would buy the porn shit yur getting hair again

[clocksnmirrors]

plurk is rulkp spelled sideways

[wcgatsby]

wait wut

[PolakCOUSINZ]

dude why are you like...

ima rocci.. youra youtube .

its annoyin =/

[maryse8]

Your friends suck ass!!

[RunDaniels]

hahh,BRO whats up with the ripped jumper? I'll donate a sweater for you!

[secretblueangel]

This is the MOST cheesy chat up line iv heard - ''If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.'' hahaa

[dallama182]

what is that you're wearing?

it's a fine line between looking cool and just plain wrong...

[genieb193]

lmao.. he looks homeless

[nuclearspike]

genie: yeah, the edge of his hoody looks like it's torn? I don't know but you're right.

[robbyam]

wow u look homeless here

[ScreamAndCream]

hmmm i like you

but i dont like your videos

[SunToTheDeep]

i got a plurk a couple of weeks ago...

[jeremimi]

i dont like that new site.

[PsyogiBottoms]

I really didn't ever think Twit-tering was cool. lol

I think your voice is just changing Rocci. :)

I used to lie on those hearing tests, I think for attention - eye exams too. I wanted to see what happened when you failed them miserably. lol

In my day the term, "You should let me get this" meant they were picking up the check or paying for something - not taking shit, lame.

Like the new hair, there is little you can do to not look sexy as hell - I hate you. lol ;?"

[desertshore]

are u really eating 100 buffalo wings ?? lulz

[justmyself92]

HAHAHA PLURK!;)

Rocci.. Do you speak Italian cause obviously by your name...it's your hometown?;P

[JAydUBr6]

lol plurk? Never heard of it, i'll check it out. So many people are Twittering now, like you said the lunch lady, there are actually schools that send updates out to the parents n shit through Twitter. All the news stations have it now n shit, it's become a self promoting tool lol.

[thecrogue]

lol lunchladies

[tattooskin72]

I took one of my sister's exboyfriend's hoodies and never gave it back.... ugg that was an odd sentence.

plurk me....

[htbinccom]

This was so funn.. this is y i watch u 8)

[Fangsupbrian]

haha

[TieDyeTacos]

Oh snap First comment!

Rocky U are HILARIOUS!

Please sub to me!

THAT WOULD ROCK AHH!!!

[anoldlady8]

fail? lol.

[K9WolfDogReturns]

sweet

[flamingdragonskull]

First!!

[philipnewmannz]

And for your prize you get a Plurk *shrugs*

[hapybunyo]

i luagh every time