Carlos Mencia Down To The Nitty Gritty Part 3

[philwalshpw]

4:16-4:30 is one of the greatest things this guy has ever said

[alex20678]

whats he talking about? ive never heard anything about a woman soldier tourturing someone on the news...

[iamstupid254]

he humped everything there :P

[pith191]

1:23-1:54 lmao

[MrThunderairsoft]

SAY IT SAAAY IT.....picture :D

[Rammoshe1]

"I was close. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKK"

[AzrielSword1]

@BarbWireRose350 serial killer that ate people and fucked their bodies

[SlaughterMe13]

as i was watching this the lady next to be had a"oh god i jizzed face" with her legs crossed :D

[AlastorDarkAngel]

WHO'S A BITCH NOW!? lol i'd punch that dude in his mouth and im a man.

[lordschild52]

The crossing your legs thing is true xD lol, i was like "omg, how does he know this?!" when he said it.

[CaptainTrouillefou]

Bring it BITCH!

Lmao, I always lose it at that part! xD

[aricars6263]

@BarbWireRose350 he had sex with mencia.

[jpmendestv]

5 users like to play naked twister... LOOOL

[bennett42006]

@BarbWireRose350 A serial killer who ate people. And it's Dahmer, just FYI.

[mrcrms6787]

@BarbWireRose350 im 18 and i have no idea either

[xFreshKiddX90]

Funny shit :D

[taker13angel]

a 3 kegger

[MCgook]

In times of war age is irrelevent..leaving any form of the opposition alive

[blaes2000]

BUT I COULD NOT REACH!

[blaes2000]

Who's a bitch NOW.

[mardaredincodlea]

naked twister :)))))))))))))))))))))))))

[BRENDEBREN]

Bring it..bitch! LMFAO!

[nejitentenlee21]

Sand-niggas are Asians... Look at a map

[ProfessorDislike]

that bitch yelling WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo every fucking 20 seconds throughout the whole clip needs to have her throat surgically removed

[WiseNomads]

Thank you luisao519 for uploading and thank you Mencia for making me laugh :D

[tunee1800]

if you are gonna complain that he sucks, or that he steals other ppls jokes, then just dont watch his videos, simple as that.

[WiseNomads]

@tunee1800 agree! funny thing the other person can't make me laugh. there are good writers produce good materials but can't deliver. perhaps what they need to do is collaboration or merger, maybe or maybe not :D

[gloriagloriagloriac]

Little Blur Little Dick

[michaelmarijuana]

@TheTrackFiend Yeah, just because I like someones comedy, just totally means I would sucks their balls. Gawd you sound like a limp-dicked faggot 14 yr old.

[michaelmarijuana]

@TheTrackFiend Why you even bothering commenting on this shit if you're gonna be talking shit?

[TheSamaell]

@l00c1v terrorist ?! maybe BUT those fuckers in the pile where soldiers ( poor ignorant dumb fucks who took up arms so they could eat , for their country and so their families wouldnt be killed the the real insurgents ) fuckt up situation all around and the guards made it whorse .. if i came in your hood and killed 5 of your friends and your oun army killed your family for thinking they where offering me info would you not be angry with me ? ( true story for a friend/soldier in IRAK )

[DuellMeNoob]

Carlos, please keep out of politics, you have no clue. the rest is funny as shit.

[xinyxan]

dont let him fool you, muslim women and men in that prison were raped tortured everyday,one woman sent a letter from the prison saying that they keep them all naked and rape them more than 20 times a day.

[The1FastGP]

@xinyxan Saddam did much worse buddy, whatever "torture" we did, Saddam did much worse. You ppl are biased as hell, you never bitch about the stuff you do to each othet, but when a westerner or infidel may have or hass done that...OMFG LOOK WHAT THEY DID!!!!!!

[xinyxan]

@The1FastGP still man's mistake (saddam) does not give you the right to torture and kill

[The1FastGP]

@xinyxan I never said it did, i said whatever we did pales in comparison what Saddam did. As usual, the US is always attacked while someone who did a 100 times worse is left alone. Double Standar and hypocrisy. Im sick of that shit. Well answer this buddy, when the shit hits the fan. Which country is gonna be on top of the list for backup?

[xinyxan]

@The1FastGP bro the people there did not like what saddam did an they did not have a choice but to be patient , we thank america for freeing iraq but at the same time we dont want another saddam those people had enough already, plus saddam is known to be bad everywhere and everybody hated him, there is no double standard here bro

[kargebg]

It doesn't matter if it was a torture or something else,it was BULLSHIT!!! I'm a white guy from Europe and still think that you Americans don't have any rights to do things like that - you think you're gods or something...You should really know your place...

[FormicHiveQueen]

@kargebg: Lol, know our place? Maybe you should try looking at your own history sometime. Europe's history makes our international escapades look tame by comparison.

[robsee055]

One person had to play naked twister... And got teabagged by Raheem...

[Jubicreusa]

This guy rules!

[SarItachi79]

That's not TORTURE...it's abuse. It sucks, but the media blew it WAY out of proportion. I don't condone what those bastard kids did, but it was NOTHING like "torture"...it was "abuse of power"--->which also royally sucks. Mencia opens the eyes of the stupid. ALL HAIL THE POWAH OF MENCIA!!!!

[Maximus317]

The media blows everything out of proportion. But, and I know you don't condone it, the soldiers shouldn't have done anything they like. Trained my ass.

[SarItachi79]

@Maximus317 Exactly. They were SO out of line that it's hard for me to put into words how FURIOUS they made me.

[realrocky8591]

I support the abuse of the opposition by American soldiers at abu ghraib. And no, I am not being sarcastic at all - Mencia tells it like it is.

[ismaelsbaby]

AMEN i love the part about the female soldier!

[ismaelsbaby]

I'm glad he made them aware of the brutal reality of the holocaust cuz many fuckers still deny it

[ismaelsbaby]

LMAO bring it bitch haha

[gasfreetech4]

I Love This Guy, Great Humor With Truth. The Best.

[Netherwolf6100]

He's so right. I watched 2 girls masterbate in front of me, came in under 40 seconds. So if you as a woman have a problem getting off with your man, chances are, ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT.

After all, case studies have shown women can come faster and harder than men, but psychologically, keep themselves from cumming for stupid reasons like..... NOT focusing on the aspect of actually cumming. Its so sad but true.

[mokulen22]

I thought in the beginning they say this was taped in Ontario? But he keeps saying "in this country" as in America? I'm confused.

[MattressGallery]

@mokulen22

Ontario is also a city in southern California. (Incidentally it was founded by Canadian immigrants from Ontario.)

[TheIlde]

AHHH CRAMP CRAMP

[Kimmis1990]

God, i wish Jeffrey Dahmer were still alive!!!LOL!

[Mandilore]

Oh yea, the news is a major enemy for the military when it comes to things like that. For example, there can be a picture of a soldier pointing a gun at a terrorist suspect and waiting for the MPs to pick them up. Then the news can take it and say that "U.S. Soldiers are abusing innocent Iraqi bystanders as evident in this picture.".

[bbym0nkeyx33]

0:13 XDDDD ! 

[FezTickle]

4:50-5:05 ahahaha

[juancruzbeast]

fukin hilarious

[regalreptile612]

lol

*tossing things that float at drowning retard*

drowning retard: "Fuck you, trying to trick me!"

[tunenaboricua]

"Did you just come?"

"Twice."

"FUCK YOU!!!"

[lgbm777]

Funny as hell !

[cvdqr]

It was great until he started getting political

[FaerieDust]

I don't think it matters much why the naked twister thing happened. Fact is, war messes people up. That situation would never have happened in an American jail, for the simple reason that people aren't at the very snapping point of their sanity, because they haven't been put under that extreme stress that soldiers are, every day. Doesn't mean that is wasn't a wrong thing to do, against the human rights and conducts of war, but there's more to it than that "that soldier's crazy!"...

[AUSROTTENY2K]

epic

[ydoihaveaname]

um just want to say the army wants miners because men are more aggressive when they are younger than 25 and will tend to fight harder and longer than guys over 25

[Seriona]

@ydoihaveaname how about the fact that the Geneva Code says you can go as low as 18 and we being the world super power needs a large army?

[fsolaruslux]

@ydoihaveaname true adumb soldier fights harder then a smart one going "what the fuck are we running at that machine gun for" while the 18 year old goes"AMERIC--"

[Badygurl1986]

he is fuckin great!!! so true. only thing that suck is hes giving away the secrets damn it

[goodlife404]

hilarious

[sunnnyreys]

the abu ghraib stuff was kinda risky. but he delivered.

Great Mencia.

[Seriona]

it wasn't risky at all, it was the truth, how do we really know?

[joey606]

Wow if you think its all made up go out and prove it because if you go to one of the old camps it still smells of dead bodies plus all the survivors tell close to the same thing that in their camp was hundreds of people and most of them were killed daily so when you say its fake you need to shut the fuck up or present the facts.

[mcturk17]

see i would give u facts but people like u believe in the same shit no matter how many times people prove them wrong so its not worth my time.

[jprobst98]

@mcturk17 There's living witnesses of the Holocaust, over 6,000,000 Jews were massacred (just Jews, not even counting soldiers and civilians), and America was where most of the Jews ran to because they knew that they weren't to be discriminated against or killed here. Would you like to tell us all again this didn't happen? You're pathetic.

[bkeener86]

@jprobst98 stfu jew ok i love you all but seriously this is an carlos vid & yes he did mention the holocaust but seriously must every jew remind us of what happen.We didn't forget & beside's wtf who wants to remember tradgie's.

[jprobst98]

@bkeener86 I'm not Jewish...lol.

[ismaelsbaby]

@jprobst98 thank you for being smart unlike some other fuckers!

[tissetatten]

@mcturk17 are you serius?

do you think the moonlanding was staged to?

[matindavoudi]

this should get wayyy more views

[irvyskirvy3bT]

i dnt get it why people dnt like him

comedians should learn from him kus he doesnt give a fuck about who he tlks about lol

im mexican and he tlks alot of shit about us beaners

and i dnt give a fuck kus i kno its true lol

this guy is my fuking idol:)

[sheldonballplayer]

definitely agree wi/ both of you! I love his opinions, and the way he talks real about how it is!

[kitkatyobaril]

@kit1802 I agree with you!!

[kit1802]

About time someone was real like him

[chngyee]

good work, enjoy it

[MotionlessCold]

Dude think I'm gonna piss my pants! Thanks for uploading man :)

[zohal311]

he speaks faster than the wind, he is amazing..

[zzzICERzzz]

lmao!! haha naked twister haha

[ismaelsbaby]

@zzzICERzzz i know right hahahaha