May 7th: Birthday Extravaganza

[thewolffromhell66666]

chico you are a child

[onewriterrevolution]

oh my gosh; hank and i went to see the same movie for our birthdays in 07! only mine was three days before his. i share his opinion about the movie...and i paid to see it on opening night!

[Fangridecraft]

"We'll pay $300,000,000 on special effects and everyone will go see it!"

*cough* transformers *cough*

[WTBman2011]

Awesome dad. Giving you a Cowboy Bebop action figure.

[mthsbandrocks]

Why wasn't Hank written on the birthday sign? :(

[paperclipsanddice]

DUDE, THAT IS AWESOME! An anatomically correct gummy heart! :O

[lilteddymouse]

So my birthday is May 4th. In 2007, I also went to see Spiderman 3 for my birthday. It WAS pretty freaking awful.

[moosikins1234]

Look how happy that dragon is!

[masonman1222]

watching them all!

[masterewok21494]

I'm disappointed Hank didn't hold the heart up in the air and yell "KALIMAH! KALIMAH!"

[CharmedSlayerr]

I think Hank just needs food to make him happy. As long as that food is not peeps.

[jcmik]

el primero Hanko de Mayo!

[cheshireismycat]

Your dad must be one of the coolest. He gave you a Cowboy Bebop item.

[playmymusic91]

hank, you will probably never see this, BUT

you said that people are always wearing sombreros on your birthday?

well, a month leading up to my birthday everyone is singing songs devoted to that day; on the actual day of everyone is wearing ugly sweaters and singing more songs and everything is closed and everyone forgets its my birthday.

that is right, i was born on Christmas.

but, its still pretty alright!

-Erin

[dftbaLauren]

@playmymusic91 I'm not sure if I should be jealous, or if I should pity you for your birthday... Hmm... *thinks it over* I think that I am jealous...

[TheTenthWeasley]

"and what i'm saying, ginny, is i don't want my life to be like spider man 3.. i hated that movie!" is all i could think of when hank said spiderman 3 was a bad movie. shameless.

[dumbledorerox98]

@TheTenthWeasley I WAS JUST GOING TO COMMENT THAT. ...and I just realized you're from the facebook page. awkward.

[TheTenthWeasley]

@dumbledorerox98 awkward moments. xD

[peerieweirdo]

@TheTenthWeasley I thought of it the other way around... I saw this after AVPM.

[bbmonkey14]

I like how Katherine got him all food. Food = love and knowing someone reeeaally well.

[Teeftlis]

Knowing that Neil Gaiman was an early Brotherhood 2.0 fan makes me like him even more. Awesome!

[pickles4all]

5 people clicked the wrong button

[epictheatric]

I swear to god I saw that gummi heart beat. O_O

[longdumbstory]

I want to be this awesome when i'm 27!!

[Moodle1917]

You have my birthday :) Cinco de mayo :D

[MrVideoman01]

May 7th is my birthday

[NiteRider107]

"Surrounded by guys with sombreros on, because it's always like that on my birthday. What are ya gonna do."

[kelseyhm]

..Best birthday I ever had?...Um when we basically turned the house into hogwarts for an epic harry potter birthday!!! :) Yeah, it was awesome.

[AgentLlamaSpit]

@kelseyhm I did that! twice! :)

[kelseyhm]

@AgentLlamaSpit Awesome! :D Definatly the best way to spend birthdays.

[A1ofAkindChick]

This was posted on my birthday. I'm going to pretend it was about my birthday.

[lilylpotter3]

WHEN I SAW NERDFIGHTER SHIRT IN THE VIDEO

what? one nerd fighting against thousands of popul- ohhhhhhhh

[Nani101]

Is t just me, or does Hank seem the least enthusiastic about the drinking part of his birthday?

[derteqal]

My friends birthday is may 2nd, my moms is may 3rd, mine is may 4th, and Hank's is freakin hanko de mayo. This is getting creepy.

[PotterPerson44]

I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie.

Hahaha I had to :)

[feitocomfruta]

Hahaha... "I feel like they just shaved everything off the top and said, 'Well, what do we need a writer for? We'll just pay 300 million dollars for special effects and everyone will go see it.' Y'know, they were right..."

Talk about epic foreshadowing. If only James Cameron had seen this video and gotten the warning...

[BrutticusForce]

JET BLACK STATUETTE! JEALOUSY!

[rcnrcn927]

"No obscene language" WHAT?!?!?!?

"Please read and obey all rules" Why else are they there, and why is that at the end, once I've read all the rules.

[faceofmonkey111]

YOU'RE AN AZTEC!

[shantrues]

What a well phrased, humble thank you video. I could imagine it'd be pretty awesome to have people all over the world with you/ me..(whatever) a happy birthday

[artvandelay13]

Spiderman 3 WAS pretty terrible...

[MrWesley3000]

Well .... Ok......

[supercrazypurplegirl]

anybody else going through and watching all of these again?

[grizelda1986]

@supercrazypurplegirl Yeah. I've made and saved the first 100 videos cause there are SO MANY OF THEM! but I have so far loved every single one.

Except the how to do a podcast one. I will probably never make a podcast. But I watched it anyway.

DFTBA. :)

[TheFallenWind]

@supercrazypurplegirl I re-watch all the Vlogbrothers videos about once every few weeks/months

[KidCoda]

@supercrazypurplegirl Yep! And for me, there's over 800 videos now...

[oneofthousands1994]

@supercrazypurplegirl yes

[scfromdc]

@supercrazypurplegirl i am, almost a year later!

[epicX42]

@supercrazypurplegirl yeah it's a yearly tradition for met to do so every summer

[happylion23]

"I mean generally I like any movie that is loud enough I can fart during and no one will hear it." I lol'd.

[barbel1989]

I love and own that shirt!!! but mine is green... Cuz I'm a lady?

[WatcherRogar]

i feel soo down that i miss some of these because they don't work

[TheRabbit245]

You had such a good birthday compared to my 10th birthday when my brother got really sick and had to go to hospital. I spent my birthday in a hospital! I have never forgiven my brother...

[mnmumul]

At the school that I go to, every Field day we inflate a giant obsticle course like the one on this video. Exept in ours the seniors ambush and beat the crap out of you as you try and get through, witch makes it like...40 times more awesome (if you're a senior). seeing as how you're birthday has already passed it would seem wierd to say happy birthday, but I will anyway. Happy birthday Hank!

[prongslover77]

I wanted that shirt so bad but they were sold out! =(

[linnett8bird7]

Looks like you had lots of fun. You deserved it

[x734xnikkix]

My birthday is on may 5th as well.

[ModernKnight86]

A nerdfighter shirt! Eat your heart out John- oh wait...

[Mattyy6]

that shirt is rad!

and. that day(may 7th) is my b'day WHOOP!

[Jpcutie98]

umm my birthday is kinda MAY 8TH THE DAY AFTER YOU MADE THIS VIDEO! lol if i scared you sorry. lol

[rooneygirl7]

I WANT that shirt!

[gottalovepixar]

ohh..how i want mini-corn dogs now!

[AeroWing]

OH MY GOD COWBOY BEBOP FIGURINE!

That is awesome.

[cp516]

especially from his DAD...;; my dad never gets me those kinds of things... LUCKY

[senorsqueakydesk]

I have that nerdfighter shirt from threadless.

[valerie2776]

2:00 was totally Strong Mad.

[whitefluffyhat]

"This one has baby rhinoceros chunks in it"

[xGlowFliesx]

THREADLESS..again.

I actually debated getting my brother that shirt for christmas.

[dougiedannyluv]

This one has baby rhinoceros chunks in it.

LMAO.

[OhCuriousJo]

what, no more strawberry hill?

[Amiryfey]

:-)

[BloodyMystery]

You're amazing. I wish I had been watching then to wish you a wonderful birthday as well. :]

[DittoFreak]

Comment 89:

:)

[BathtubWanderer]

ah. wow! we ALMOST have the same birthday :O

one day difference!

[kira902k]

woo happy birthday. sounds amazing. love yea.

[erinaceous]

"And really, you can't get much cooler than this." No kidding. Spending a good amount of your 27th birthday at a family fun center, is the epitome of fun. :D

Sounds like you sure had a great before your birthday day, and a great birthday day.

And though something similar has already been said by other late comers, I feel the need to say it as well, because at videos such as these, it just hits you hard.

Gahh! Why didn't I get around to watching these sooner?!

But,

"Have fun!

Laugh-N-Smile!"

:)

[BarryAldridge]

Spiderman 3 was a let down, but Im really glad you had a great day for your birthday. Yeah for the corn dogs lol. Gummy heart looks so real, well it looks like a piece of steak. Go-Karts and Crazy Golf ftw.

[Ichbinblod]

at this point, I'm getting really sick of the opening thingy

[lizziderby]

agreed, spiderman 3 blew.

[ehahgringa]

Eeek that's an awesome nerdfighter shirt.

Partly because I have it too.

(in mint green)

YES!

Oh and happy reallyreallyreally late birthday, but I'm one of those people who found brotherhood 2.0 wayyy too late ¬¬

[LindsKid]

YOUR BIRTHDAY IS CINCO DE MAYO (which I probably spelt wrong...) But happy birthday even though this is ridiculously late because its over a year later. But I just recently found you and your brother John on YouTube and you have created many minutes of endless fun for me when I have a day off and nothing better to do. I watch a month of your videos everyday. Which means I will be done in 12 days since the first day (Did that makes sense?) so I now have....8 days! See ya :D

[shaints]

Nope, you were right. That's how you spell it. :)

[BLlewhe]

"...and hang around with guys with sombreros on. ...Yeah, happens everytime on my birthday. What're ya gonna do?"

Hank's birthday is on Cinco de Mayo. xD

[sgtpeppers10]

aw, poop. i kind of wish i could go back in time and... have heard of vlogbrothers so i could have tried to contribute to the awesomeness of your birthday. i'm glad you had such a good time eating rhino parts and gummy hearts. (HA, RHYME) i shall be sure to wish you happy birthday next year! huffah!

[miinganharmony]

OMG, I was so just at Quival's Fun Center! I was in Montana at Camp Mak-A-Dream for the camp for teen cancer survivors, and Quival's held an event for us. We got to do everything for free, and they gave us unlimited pizza, pop, cotton candy, and snow cones. They even gave us tokens to play in the arcade. It was so much fun, and so amazing to think that they did all that for us! We all signed a shirt, which should be framed and hanging in thier building. Check it out next time. I'm Kayla! DFTBA!

[kcecil5789]

is his birthday on May 7th?

My birthday is on May 7th!

Yayness!

[chaynsaw21]

"...and ate mini-corndogs! That girl knows how to make me happy."

Hahahahaha! Best line!!

[NoirRock]

Dude, like best birthday ever!

[davefromwales]

surrounded by guys with sombreros... because my birthday is always like that

[mysterialite]

that sounds like the best birthday ever.

i might be jealous, or i might still be laughing about the rhinoceros parts.

[orangesho13es]

"this one has baby rhinoceros parts in it"

so that's what those are . . . hahah.

[NSTProductions]

I would definatley own you at the inflatable obstacle course. If we ever ran into each other at a place with an inflatable obstacle course, you would be owned by a 13-year-old.

T'cha. ~Nykky~

[NSTProductions]

I think the best part of that was mini corn dogs. The best food ever. EVER.

[kakashiwithoutmask]

God i wish i could have a birthday even a quarter as awesome as that...

[smooshii]

baby rhino chunk chocolate bars... um ok

heh

KATxxx

[mrwatermelon3]

oh my god!! (I'm to special to write omg)

YOur birthday is four days after mine

I doubt anybody else does but I find that cool

[broke24]

OMG! Where can I get one of those Nerd Fighter t-shirts?! Do they still make them? I love that the band nerd is the head part of the giant nerd fighting machine.

Band nerds! Yeah!

[elmo2488]

My birthday is May 6th, and I also went to see Spider-Man 3 on my birthday last year! And I agree that it wasn't amazingly awesome. What movie are you going to see on your birthday this year?

I always used to say that my birthday was the day after Cinco De Mayo. Now I can seem really nerdfighter-ish and also tell people that my birthday is the day following HANK GREEN'S. And then people will most likely look at me kind of funny and ask who you are.

[beagletaylor01]

Holy Crap We Have The SAME B-Day

[beagletaylor01]

My Brith Day Is May 6

[PemaDolma]

'LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THAT DRAGON IS!'

[sitesurfer253]

I just realized that his birthday is cinco de mayo (sp?) and thats why the sombreros were worn lol

[kashiiampersand]

Thanks, I didn't figure that out. I just thought he was unlucky in the sombrero guy area.

[regularguy5mb]

Your birthday was truly made of awesome!!!

I hope my birthday is half of that next year.

[StaryEyedWonder12]

HAPPY B-DAY HANK...tho i'm late, and lol, lovin' the threadless t-shirt!!!!

[avatarkairi]

Anime action figure-awesome!

I gave a friend one of those last year for her birthday, except that it wasn't exactly anime..it was "Avatar: The Last Airbender." She also got that digi makover thing and an avatar poster signed by the creators...we took a picture of Aang and gave him hair and earrings. Which was kinda mean...but fun.

[kiyoshi85]

A anime action figure~!

i have one of those but mine is from Kenshin!

[alexcastellanosleon]

wow so you actually interviewed john kerry? where can i see that?

[nerdbyondbeleef]

MADE ON MY BIRTHDAY

[thatisawkward]

"Generally I like any movie that is loud enough that I can fart during and no one will hear it" I must have laughed at this for a good 5 minutes

[FushigiY]

Hank, you basically summed up all the thoughts I had about Spiderman 3...And it was so sad b/c the first two were pretty great. However, isnt' it nice watching a crappy movie (good movies too) with someone you love?

[dark420bishop]

Where can you buy that shirt? It's awesome! :)

[melbie08]

Spiderman 3 was bad. I agree.

[SteveTraynor]

My birthdays may 7th!

[gregflorenceduncan]

That is the awesomest chocolate ever.

[ZeErinMeister]

'hheeeyy look how happy that dragon is!' hail the random

[madameditor]

Amen! Spiderman 3 was sooooooo bad!

[chay00S]

i love those chocolate bars, they are organic and 10% of the profits go to saving endangered species (ie black rhinos)

[imlyka]

im really wondering about the baby rhino pieces... in that chocolate bar. >.<

[FaultAndDakranon]

Welcome to the age of 3 cubed. I look forward to it.

[chay00S]

i love those endangered species chocolate candy bars... not because of the baby rhino pieces though...

[kushya]

aaww... cute birthday

[met295]

that looked like fun no fair D:

[flyingace1203]

whats the point of always saying bloody your not from england

[met295]

becuase it's fun!

[PunkRocksNotDead]

because it is awesome. whats the point of having words that you cant say because your not from a particular country? No point at all!!! That is if you asked which you probably didnt

[goonieschick3]

you have strawberry poptarts without frosting.. those are my favorite!! way to go hank!!

[lanakentt]

HAPPY LATE B DAY!!!

[SissyLynnProductions]

ohemgee i need to buy that shirt!!!! wheres it from?

[BisFitty]

ha ha for my 22nd on june 29th we did laser tag gokarting and mini golf too. we also went to go see live free or die hard

[batkitty357]

spiderman 3 DID suck. i mean the entire movie was of people crying ALL the time! i went to see a action movie and came out seeing a sissy crap...thing..

[UsagiOhkami]

you won a cookie, lol ^_^

[OutlawBee]

and oh yes, you think YOU have it bad with the sumbrero.. (i did not spell that right..ANYWAYS) sumbrero guys, well, Once i was in my Drawing 3-4 class and suddenly this senior busted in and started singing with a mini Guitar and a sumbrero on.. It was terrifing because he walked around the room and sat on my lap..

I have been afraid of Sombrero wearing people ever since..

THE END

-Caitlin again

[OutlawBee]

IT WAS BAD! WHAT WAS WITH THE STUPID DANCING?!? STUPID SPIDERMAN!! -shakes fist-

[TheRoboticSM]

the nerd fighter shirt is from threadless....that made my day.

i sorta lied. i mean to add: that made my <b>time on youtube to</b>day

[WowziePants]

i almost bought that shirt once ^_^;

[jakerotc]

OMG HANK YOU NEED TO ADD ME TO YOUR myspace I RUN YOUR FAN SITE