[04/09] Lesbian Jokes!

[oiqshdfi]

are u retarded?

[KewlKat589]

Lolz the single joke is funny. 

[MRRandomification]

did you hear, there is a new lesbian medicine, its called trimennagen

[WillHear432]

You are so cute!

[redwolf754]

@WillHear432 uh WHAT?...Hang on just a second ..I know it is early in the morning but I am completely sober and in my right mind ...again WHAT ?????????

[redwolf754]

@WillHear432 Uh okay third cup of coffee and this is still reading the same ..What in the hell ..Dude not only did your closet door fling wide ass open ,it came off the damn hinges and went right through the wall in front of it ..awww hell no..I am not seeing this, this just cant be..You must have REAAAALLLY tied one on .....Damn man you straight arrow is majorly bent and flying around in circles like a boomerang... Who would have ever thought .......

[DiabloMercy]

VAGINTARIANS

[k2theC2thejo]

lol your so adorable

[MrChristofferRobin]

You are 100 % adorable! And just as much precious! Wanna go on a date? :)

[pippipaze]

LOL my phone keeps auto correcting d y k e for duke! I give up.

[SouLoveReal]

This guy looks like a lesbian boi.

[scratchmaster101]

TRUE STORY:

I was in a vegetarian sandwich bar (and i'm lesbian... laugh), and I overheard these two women talking to each other. One of them told the other how, as a lesbian, she was offended by how many lesbian stereotypes she encountered daily.

"Uh huh," said her friend, "where do you work again?" the woman replied in all seriousness, "Home Depot."

[1cherry1x]

hmmmm i love pussy so bad i <3 my PE teacher ! shes a lez ( butch) u can teellll she wants me by her eyes and her body language

[MagictallicaStudios]

@1cherry1x uhhh... that's disturbing lol

[Treblinka2012]

I call them COOKIE MONSTERS

[SolielCirque]

ROFL!!!!!!!!

[SchrodingersPet]

@counterfit88 fucking hetero, lick my vag

[Rainbowgore]

i was watching a margaret cho video and you were the featured video. let me just say how honored you should be.... VERY! i love you btw.

[Abooodi1987]

Q:what do you call the most disgusting things ever??

A:5awesomegays..

[bankaibomber]

Q: what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A: a Lickalatapus

Q: what do you call a gay dinosaur?

A: a megasoreass

[hrdknox2000]

I'll hug a lesbian if she'll let me watch her do it with her fuck buddy! LOL!

[QUEENBITCH969]

WHOSE THE GURL WITH THE SHORT HAIR SHES HOT AS FUCK UR CUTE TO LOL

[AIRTIGHT31]

@QUEENBITCH969 ...damn and they say black guys have no standards with women

[QUEENBITCH969]

@AIRTIGHT31 WTF AREU TLKNG BOUT DUMBASS

[chica476]

Q: What do you call 500 heavily armed lesbians?

A: Militia Etheridge.

[theothertherman]

go hug a lesbien...

[AshleeCanFly]

A lesbian with long fingernails...single. [: Haha.

[saraho600]

"from the first time I met her I knew she was going to be my best friend... But she moved so she couldn't be my best friend."

.... Your brilliant and I love you. hahahahha

[QUEENBITCH969]

@oooJOHNY000 SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE GO HATE ON SUMONE ELSE FUCKER

[hrdknox2000]

@oooJOHNY000 That's "faggot"!

[DylanBStringer91]

@indyfan22k Duh!!! His Youtube Name Is 5 Awesome Gays!!! 5awesomegays

[DylanBStringer91]

Ok It Was Funny, Until After The Jokes Were Over!!! More Jokes!!! What Do You Call A Gay Dinosaur? A Megasoreass!!! What Do You Call A Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eatalotapuss!!!

[jessicaacohen]

As a lesbian.. this is hilarious.

[shanklovesmusgrove]

HAHAHAHAHA

[shanklovesmusgrove]

I'm a lesbian and all these jokes are HILARIOUSSSS.

[JonnyTainment]

What did the lesbians need to open their own bar?

A licker license. :-)

[imJamesRoyce]

lol. so funny (:

[alyssaxpaigee]

@indyfan22k NNNOOOOOOO

[awesomewickedness]

LOVE that shirt!

[rainbowsrock77]

i love it. it was funny:)

[gdg93]

I want your t-shirt! It's amazing.

[susyhearts19]

im very lesbian and im laughhing pretty hard

love this<3

[wookywooky91]

i love the way u say lesbian,

and yes we can take jokes ;)

oh and plz go find a lesbian to hug

u might hug me ;)

[funkylilmunkey5]

The meaning of the uhaul one is this: It's saying that all lesbians are so desperate and move way too fast in the relationship. It's messed up, but it's just a joke.

[SchweetDude]

haha,....obviously i'm a lesbian, and never heard the long nails=single joke! hahaa....good stuff!

reply to Deidaaraartisabang: I'm one nasty b*tch then! and Welcome to Hell ;)

[VampireRomancEmbrace]

ha go hug a lesbian

that was funny!

[colemanmclendon]

hahaha i think it's funny...... and im a lesbian!

[Echowraith]

cool, it will be easier to hook up!

[teddybear815]

Funny

[Yajarobi69]

I love you guys!!

[decaydanceIove]

AHAHA

[moneyxmonkey]

i don't get the uhaul one....?

[soup14215]

ellen is my fav lesbian too.

[naf3ts01]

luvs the lesbien jokes... you forgot my fav tho... what do you call a former lesbien... a hasbien

[wonderwh0re]

ilu.

[odorobou]

Go have a lesbian!? XD *snicker*

[samhobson1]

You scare me:(

[KevyRae]

LOL! Being a lesbian myself I found this funny! And your lirrlw lesbian buddies are very cute!

[ngcrow12]

R U REALLY lesbian

[JohnQRandom]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Answer = a "lickalotapuss"

[ch3rrysunbur5t]

Didny waUr the male version of a lesbian, Poof

[0ohhshit]

What a fag!!

good joke though WillyBumm it caught me out!!

[WillyBumm]

i have a joke for you guys

did u know that 5/4 people dont know their fractions?

:DDD

[shortyyy22]

the frikin YOUTUBE name says 5awesomegays .. so i think they, themself KNOW that they're GAY ! So they don't need you smartasses to recognize it ...

[xdancerx3]

haha those were kind of hilarrriousss :]

[NarutoxGH3]

Jeez, you're saying he's gay like it doesn't point that out in his Username

but good jokes, very vaginal oriented

[Desperex7]

*cough* gay *cough*

[kicknbazz1615]

gazoontite.....

[96maryjojo]

OMG! ARE YOU GAY? well, nvm! that was a dumb question! haha! well, i just want you to kno i LOVEEE gay ppl! theyre the bomb!!! :DDD I LOVE YOOH!

[125niner]

fag go suck a dick . or better yet move to canada

[falkentires55]

ur gay

[LorenISmyName]

dud

[Yaknowdagame]

hahaha nope you didn't offend me at all :)

[BoneYardGoth]

omg, love ur jokes!

yay 4 being lesbo!

xD

[AnimalLover14p]

the new political word for a lesbian is vagatarian! lmao.

[XbrooklynnXnicholeX]

dude are you like GAY??? dont be offended its just a question

[ionasaccount]

check the username

[nickdgayboi]

hahah loved it. and what's with all the insults :S you're great babe!

[iluvweed1]

michael jackson could brainwash....i wished that michael jackson woulda wiped ur memory clean like those other little guys he touched, then u wouldnt think ur bum is a vag

hahahahha

[patriotism13]

dude those jokes might be ok.......but.....ur gay voice ruins it...

[qlebron23]

yeah their lesbians and ur gay

[SniperT26]

... R U a chick or a guy??? no offence but your voice could go eather way

[ItsLexiieBoo]

lol

[RACHELinBLACKxWHITE]

xD awesomeness.

[BlueRoseFire]

lol nice vid

[wolzek]

I'd like to hear some faggot jokes.

[Benclrk]

your so camp

[merrygoes]

Funniest one was fingerpainting...LOLOL

[gagirl1231]

lol xD

i have another lesbian joke...

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

"Same time next month ;D"

[ILoveDelirium]

i dont get it, i mean i get it but is just not funy

[gagirl1231]

well then why did you say you didn't get it?

just wondering

[dizzy90a]

ew lol

[lexiola]

mate, u r so gay that if u keep going like that u'll become str8 again.

[xXxSmutxFairyxXx]

I am a lesbian, and I approve of this message.

[XLittleMissAmazingX]

youngens lmaoi luv u so much. and your shirt!

[kit0025]

that was funny but just weird not to be racist or anything my moms a Lesbian

[DevourerOfChildren]

lol

[hiiharmony]

so funny! you aren't offensive. :)  thanks for the video!

[nickf570]

r u gay????? coz yer ur kinda like gay looking

[XLittleMissAmazingX]

the channel is called 5 awesome GAYS

[purple2sweet27]

OMFG THIS IS SO GAAAAAAAAAY!

[codawsome]

Rug busters :)

[JoJo2375]

carpet muncher :D

[Venix100]

yo is this guy GAY!?!?

(yes!)

[manubones]

you look insane with the wig hahahaha... did not know there was a lesbian week, i am going to ask my friends. And about the jokes, if someone gets offended is a pussy lol...

[skateboarder970]

are yu a lesbian? lol

[vlad6februarie]

i would hug a lesbian is i only knew one :P

[kayteekans]

omg omg this is so freaking funny

omg lol

1:24 LMAO!

she cant be my friend anymore

[Ekiome]

heres a joke how much cum does a gay guy have....... a butt load

[Aureleann]

hahhahaha this is terrific and so nasty!

[kil1aklown]

OMG this guy is gay.

[pigichick]

no shit

[oceangust]

I really didn't find this amusing, actually it's pretty offensive. :/ Unless you're willing to make offensive jokes about gay men, don't make rude jokes about lesbians.

[garymacsweeney77]

Hahahahah there should be a " take the piss out of Lesbian week"... more Lesser jokes please ...

[TheArtsyTuber]

That was cute

[SlimShaney08]

SIN-GLE! lmao i loved it

[LaredoandtheEventer]

lol a vagatarian XD love it!

[Alacand]

Haha, Joe, you amaze me every step of the way.

[eman10169]

HOLYSHYT dude ur arms r soooo thin r u anorecsick?

[DaisyThorn]

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU UNEDUCATED?

Its anorexic.

[eman10169]

fck u i was iliterat until 25 its not my fault

[DaisyThorn]

Yeah well, don't bust around calling people anorexic. Your gonna get your face rubbed in the dirt if you do, I hold no regret, a douche is a douche, and your a douche. They also have spell check on youtube when your writing your comments, so there's no excuse really.

[eman10169]

r u being serious an anorexic person is guna rub my face in the dirt? :P i would very much like to see them try

[DaisyThorn]

oh my god, shut the fuck up, I didnt say the anorexic person would rub your face in the dirt, I just said it would happen

I'd rub your face in the dirt, and I'm not anorexic.

Besides, what would I rather be... anorexic or an illiterate asshole, I think you know my answer. Or are you too stupid to figure it out? Annnnyway, Im done here, no point in trying to explain myself to an idiot.

[eman10169]

ok look w.e i dont mind that much i just noticed what an asshole to that poor guy, and btw im not iliterate i just didnt bother explaining that english isnt my first language and i dont rly mind when i say sh t on the internet on like youtube or somthing. so go and solve ur own problems in ur life instead of being a control freak and spell checking ppls coments thats just sad.

[kaifoxdemon]

gaz161092, get a life... instead of complaining, go get a girlfriend, and scrape the cheeto dust off of your sweatpants before you leave.

[huttut519]

pahahaha i laughed more at ur coment that this video

[finalscythe]

the only funny part is that you look like a lesbian =] better luck next time.

[kaifoxdemon]

lol niiiice

[finalscythe]

Hahaha, that's it, booo my opinion lowlives! hahaha

[icecreamchiccies]

very.... lesbian

[inejcyrei]

Q: What does two lesbians do when then are both menstrating?

A: Some turn to be VAMPIRES! =)

peace out! LOL

[calcrules]

I don't get the u-haul one.

[lawand4b]

Gay Jokes !

[MadCoolHippy22]

Joe you're so cute! I wish u could b my gay bff :)

[SubRosa999]

they don't cook, they eat out....I don't get it

:D

[hellokyla009]

eat someone out= LICKING EACHOTHERS VAGINA.

:D

[SubRosa999]

aaah, good to know

[plip1995]

he's gay!

[Chakdegirl]

Ellen is my fav too...........

[littlemonster333]

Joe, I hugged a lesbian, but she punched me in the face.. sad face. X

[revoltncock]

This was about as cool as a box of rocks. Did you turn those girls into lesbians?

[EDDIEO101]

That was great - Lots of Fun!

[Rayers]

LOL, You're so Cute!!!

[waffletaxi]

finger-painting... oh dear goodness. <3

[disneykid1969]

OMG...LMFAO!!! I never heard half of those jokes before...love it. Keep up the great job and love you guys.

[stephbusta]

LOL JOE i love youuu !! you're so awesome

[OZZhXc]

Yep..I totally clicked the shirt...and now I want one. lol I'm a lesbian and I couldn't help but laugh my ass off. Those were some good jokes Joe. Awesome.

[balteb]

I LOVE YOUR SHIRT...tell me where you got it!

[TattooToad16]

i know shes not a lesbian but tila what ever and ellen are my faves

LIKE JUST CAME OUT WOOHOO more power to me

[STLinMIND]

those were so funny! awesome awesome awesome=]

[pimptizzi]

So that feminist wouldn't breed....

haha that was good.

thank you for that. =]

[neveralmostthere]

haha i wanted to click the shirt too : D

[zwappp]

Those are all soooo lame, but your delivery is priceless.

[KissMeSoftlyPlease]

Those jokes were funny.

[ZivasSuzie]

Those jokes are.... kinda lame but very funny.

[kira902k]

hahahah, some of those jokes were ridiculously hilarious!

[shellyshakeup]

i absolutely adored these jokes :)

[Makapuno182]

lol the lesbian i knew turned into a boy i'm not joking!

[rRobitt]

1disneykid1 2is 3the 4shit [and] 5i 6love 7that 8kid 9to 10death:] We have the same birthday, beeotch !! love you !!

[Kayfrizz]

I luv that show and i love ellen She awesome

[galaxy5saskue]

they fingerpaint! lol

[hedgehogsnail142]

haha.

it is hard to say

thick fingers.

:D